Sad cope balding reality

you ever stare at the mirror and realize you’re cosplaying as the villain of your own life? used to be that softboy archetype that bitches loved. then the hairline began its great migration south. now? i’m 30 yelling about tradwives and the decline like a fucking parody of a human being. balding hit like a truck full of bricks. suddenly, the world felt like it was laughing. so i did what any fragile ego would: i became the joke first. traded david foster wallace for mein kampf-lite twitter threads. started unironically calling people cucks crafted this schizo-rightwing persona because if i’m already a monster, might as well wear the skin properly. the irony? i’m not even political. just needed a scapegoat for the body horror. every based post is a scream into the void: “look at me, i chose this, i’m not pathetic, you’re pathetic!” meanwhile, chads (bless their smooth, unlined brains) keep winning. they don’t need ideology. they’ve got hairlines and serotonin. it’s all cope. i know it. you know it. the receding hairline is just the first domino. now i’m here, a walking cognitive dissonance meme, arguing about demographics at 3am to avoid admitting i miss being soft. miss feeling anything besides this performative rage.

tl;dr: body betrayed me, mind followed. don’t become the mask, anon. the mask becomes you.

I'm 46 next week, full head of thick hair, some slight graying at the temples, barely noticeable.
Sorry for your troubles, guy. Use moisturizer and drink alcohol regularly to suppress cortisol.

Well maybe stop blaming your hair loss for being a shallow poser?

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Shave head and get over it. Baldness will be cured in your lifetime anyway

Once the hair is gone it's all over.

when you lose hair you essentially lose your humanity. and the choices are 2: either become a grotesque monster removed from nature, or a sycophant worm-like man

even us manlets aren't as subhuman as baldoids
stay safe out there bro.
TOTAL EUROPEAN VICTORY

just shave it off pussy. You're a man, nobody cares about your hair.

society does. it codes you as a loser, servile, simp, damn since I am bald I get a lot of targeted ads from OF hookers and other coomer shit, they know it just confirms the demographics. bald = simp wanker

I get a lot of targeted ads from OF hookers and other coomer shit,

That's not how algorithms work. They target you for coomer shit because you search for coomer shit.

yeah then why it started appearing after I looked for some remedies against hairloss? the algorithm knows baldies are the most receptive to coomer material and in general OnlySimping, I swear if they made a demographics of the average onlyfans buyer it would be a bald guy

yeah then why it started appearing after I looked for some remedies against hairloss?

I was always getting targeted with coomer ads. I still get targeted for coomer ads even though I stoppped looking for hairloss treatments. The finasteride topical stopped my dick from working and made me tired. Been shaving my head ever since and noticed no change in my life, either online or real life.

it codes you as a loser, servile, simp

So what? Who gives a shit about what bunch of mindless NPCs think about you. Why are you taking them so seriously? I am bald since 18 and didn't give a single fuck since then.

it's kinda limiting in life. no one takes you seriously. you always give off poor vibes. at work you get surpassed by people with hair because they look better, healtier and less sick. same for tall people having better career opportunities than manlets

The new Justin Bieber pic was brutal.
Chad to chud

I'm 46 next week, full head of thick hair, some slight graying at the temples

Same, just turned 45 on the 3rd. No noticeable grey yet though. Random ones here and there, but my hair has enough blonde mixed with the light brown that they're hard to see. Most people assume I'm around 30.

I am bald since 18 and didn't give a single fuck since then

Just become Muslim and wear the skullcap everywhere dude

Me too!
I'm 57, drink like a fucking fish ( bourbon )
Have full, thick head of hair - though it's nearly all white now.

guys playing persona IRL.

Shame on you for handing out obvious misinfo. The human body increases cortisol production in the presence of alcohol. cortisol is a stress hormone and makes people anxious, nervous, unable to sleep and not hungry. Try a multiday drinking binge if youd like to see what cortisol is all about

BTFOs your balding copes

Receding hairlines are hot again, anons. Just don't be one of the unfortunate ones who starts balding at the crown KEK

Guys who suffer from balding should embrace it instead of doing the bald head thing. Do the fucking bald spot in the middle. You don't earn any respect with a woman by trying to hide your flaws like that.

Also I don't know if many people know this but there is actually a noticeable thing when you bic your head where the hair is growing and the bald spot which went bald naturally. And for all intents and purposes... you are still literally balding. Its just trying to hide signs of aging. This trend that boomers started is not a good one. People should just accept getting old. There is some pride in it instead of looking like a fool and trying to be young forever.

Another bald therapy session cope thread i see

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Is that Ike the Spike?

At 28 I got a baldspot, combined with generally thinning hair
Started actively lifting weight again and started cutting
At 30 I had enough muscle and was lean enough, so I shaved my hair off. Now being bald is part of my look instead of a disability.
Stop bitching and do something you fucking weakling

you realize how fucking pathetic is that? so in order to be acceptable like a normal person with hair, you force yourself to the gym everyday, and you probably hate it, just in order to be looking okay and accepted. this is the greatest loss. that's why I hate being bald, having to give up 2-3 hours of my life everyday to look like a cartoonish pumped faggot just to compensate the fact I have a pathetic bald head.

I'm bald and get coomer ads so no one else who is bald gets pussy

It may be the case that you're just a lot uglier than you think. I've turned down more snizz than I've had, and I've had enough, most of it after going bald. I'll give you that it's probably a death sentence going bald in Italy. Thankfully, I'm Slavic, so I just shave my head and people think I look like a criminal.

My temples started thinning aggressively at 25, took finasteride 0.5mg daily (half the recommended dose). Within 2 years the thinned areas had recovered back to a youthful hairline which I still have now aged 30.
If you ignore my advice that’s fine, more baldlets in their 30s means less competition in the dating market for hairchads like me.

Shaved 4 years ago. Women literally don't care about it it as long as you have an aesthetic face and near 10% BF. Just lift weights you lazy fag.

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I mean I get women but they are not great looking, I have to take the scraps.

you know people have other things to do than staying in a dark shitty gym lifting heavy things. I do calisthenics which is 100x more useful and less harming to the body but you don't get to develop gains. and I will not be a pumped monkey with zero functional strength to compensate the fact I am bald

I do calisthenics which is 100x more useful

"functional" dyel fag. Maybe if you actually lifted weights to failure instead of meme calisthenics you would get some gains.

What's the point? Obsessing about how many times you eat, protein intake etc. Just to be okay looking? It's defeat

Dress up like an 80 year old frat boy like James Carville.

Being blackpilled is a choice you made, it doesn't need to be this way.

How bad can the scraps be in Italy?
I doubt your young women are fat sluts like ours.
They're probably just regular sluts, which is ideal.

Gymceling is the biggest cope next to growing a beard.
Just do a Chad embrace. A monk look can look pretty badass

This guy gets it. Only the cope cap will save you from humiliation. Either convert to Islam and practise polygamy or roid up and start wearing cope cap like those American bodybuilders on TikTok do.

you can't be a chad when bald. see Bezos, even with billions and billions he simped for the ugliest tranny looking mature latina hoe there was. it's ingrained in their mentality, they are losers, even the filthy rich ones.

It wouldn't really bother me, it's human to be incomplete in some way, if only it were just genetics. In reality I put a lot of stress on my body and it's an indication of bad underlying metrics

the villain of your own life

this part is real though, in story terms you can no longer be the hero (unless it's a statham flick)

This anons correct - i have a bald crown - still get pussy , most women dont even notice (im 6’3) but yeah essentially i always think of people like allen ginsburg, just rock it and dont give a fuck - women love it and ive had a few ask me “why i dont shave my head” to which i reply “because im not cattle and dont follow normal procedures, do what i want bitch!”

The hair is EVERYTHING. If you lose your hair add 20 years to your age.

6'3"

that alone invalidates the rest of the message. women don't mind because of that. not because you own it and they smell your confidence.

Same: 45 on August, i drank one liter of homebrewed beer a day for the past 20years, walk 10km a day, clean eating, not working thanks to crypto since 2014. Head full of hairs, full beard, i'm seeing 3 or 4 white hairs and cant' wait to go full white to look more like a greek philosopher.

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TFW started balding at 15

doesnt have a wife or children

thinks having meaningless sex with multiple women is a flex

you are cattle but dont realize it

everyone is stupid... except for me!
Homer Simpson

going bald is much worse than being bald

cope

yes

this entire thing was written by AI and it's really ovious. pathetic

captcha: SWAKY

Case in point Elon Musk getting hair troonsplant.

Take a look at a balding map. Look at my country.
It never even begun.

Look at him full of life and happiness. Once the hair was gone he started raging and seething in front of the camera.

He also developed a drinking problem. You can't ignore that.

This but drink alcohol to drown your sorrows of being bald instead

stop bodyshameing me you pastanigger

the only good thing about being bald is smoking weed because no one will call you stoner because stoners actually have hair

cope cap

Kek

shave your head and put a hat on problem solved
there is clearly nothing wrong with your body either
you're just being a whining pussy right now

at 25, took finasteride 0.5mg daily

You're an insecure cunt. You will do nothing in the dating market.

What did you expect from a board of children, so many people here caring about hair like women, no wonder so much bbc and trannies reside here, next thing you know they care about nail polish and pluck they eyebrows or some shit.

As a man if you get bald own it if you don't have the means to fix it, it shouldn't really matter or affect you personaly in your mind, will it affect the dating pool? yeah sure depending on how you look without hair but people that care about hair so much still couldn't get girls with their hair anyways and still even bald it doesn't really matter.
Have you not seen a ugly fat fuck with a 10/10 bitch before? well he probably has money right? well money is not enough, it's how you move, talk, your social mannerism and body language. Maybe those that are balding need to wake up and see that if just one variable is enough to fuck them up so much maybe they should look at their life as a whole instead of that variable?

Also, if you are very ugly bald, and that happens. Then just make enough cash to fix it you dumb fuck, that's like a massive call, what's the point of crying about this shit, what a bunch of women in this board holy shit.

So basically you have to prove stuff people with hair don't have to. This is peak defeat

lol, muh hair.

I didn't say it doesn't suck, but crying about it like a woman won't help and killing yourself over getting bald that's peak retarded pussy.
So the only choice there is, is to man up, swallow your pride and live with the new reality and if you really want hair, you can fix it but you have to have money. So atleast there's a goal for you if you didn't have one before.

kek
started going in my 20's
been raw clipper length since. its genuinely not an issue once you are late twenties unless you are dating teenagers

why are there two posts of this on page 1 when it wasn't even discussed for the last few weeks? that's not natural or organic...

You have entered the limits of "psyop city"

You are not allowed to be male. You are not allowed to be normal. We are going to pretend natural is wrong, and everything wrong is good. We are the destroyers.

Why is the west so fake and gay now? There is almost no honesty or truth in the west. This is why the collapse is fine. This isn't real.

It's not about crying: it's the tiring thing of having to "swallow your pride", " be a man", " be a hard slav war criminal looking man" when you don't even feel like it. I hate bald people like jason statham, that act hard, I am an artist and a creative, and people don't even believe me because I am bald now and I give normie servant vibes, I can't dress like i want because its pointless when you look like a badly shaven testicle.

I pray for an honour every baldie I see for containing the Norwood Spirit Energy within their cranium and sparing my hairline for yet another year.

Of course an italian would think the world revolves around how ape like you are. Congrats, you da big hairy gorilla. Altho by your own standards turks must be 10x the men you are.

, I am an artist and a creative,

have you tried not being a faggot?

it's the tiring thing of having to "swallow your pride", " be a man", " be a hard slav war criminal looking man"

when you don't even feel like it

Stop lying to yourself and tell the truth, it's not "tiring" or you don't "feel like it" but it's hard to adapt for you because your whole identity crashed because of 1 variable, and that's what i'm saying, if one variable is enough to crash your whole persona, what was your persona really? adapt and overcome your challenges, if that is hard you won't believe other challenges you have, this is not hard.
This sucks, it is depressing and not fun at all but you have to go through it, many men do, it's a new persona now, you are a different person now, you body itself is telling you but you cannot accept because you still are clinging into the past.

Just do the James Carville route and become an eternal baseball beany 80 year old frat boy.

I'm black, 34 and no one in my family balds. This is largely a white problem. Sorry anon.

A FRENCHMAN?? DRINKING BOURBON (vomit).

WHY???? IN THE NAME OF GAWD WHYEEEEEE?

Drink wine, drink cognac, drink armanac, drink absinth till you strangle your wife and smear the walls of your kitchen with fresh feces but don't drink bourbon or fucking Canadian vomit inducing rye...

Look at him full of life and happiness. Once the hair was gone he started raging and seething in front of the camera.

worse; he grew a prison pussy.

this is largely a white problem

What’s it like having nappy ass hair anyway? Only slightly being racist? Genuinely curious. Nigger.

Omg baldbros... he's right. It's so over...

Things to do when you date a girl; check out her male relatives for baldness so that your son won't inherit baldness genes. There's NO baldness in either side of my family. Very important. 71 with all my hair...white hair but hair...lots of hair. I won't go outside without shaving though because an old man with white stubble is disgusting.

Like Joe Biden shitting his pance in public old man disgusting.

it's not that my whole persona crashed. I just hate my appearance now. I hated bald people since forever. I always have prejudice against them and now becoming a testicle head myself is blackpilling. I hate what I look like on a metaphysical level, at the point I can't have a relationship anymore because I don't believe a woman that's into me, and I'm always thinking she settled after the dick carousel for a bald loser that is too ugly to cheat on her.

#NEVERCOPE

Man i see the process of assimaltion has started, you will get used to it don't worry. You will laugh at yourself in the future right now for how stupid you were about worrying of this. You will figure it out

literally stop caring, your bad head can't ruin all that's good in life

Boomer on Anon Babble was the worst thing that happens to this website, even worst than jeet.
Kys. I'm not browsing this shit since 2017 and every time i log i see disgusting shit cringe post like yours and remember why i quitted this shithole.
You don't belong here.

it's hard to stop caring when you have the same obligations of full-haired people like having to go to work, having to pay taxes etc. but nature deprived you of the only thing that makes people look human and acceptable

nuking your DHT levels (the primary male androgen) and risking permanent ED for the sake of vainly pleasing roastoids

lol

You think you can smile like that while still knowing about inter-dimensional vampiric pedophiles harvesting your loosh? Are you some kind of fucking idiot?

You talk and think like a girl.
For you was already over from the start, your cuck father fault to grow you like a little pussy.

oy vey real men NEVER COMPLAIN

they commit war crimes and eat glass shards

UGLINESS IS MANLYY

fuck off Gennaro with this stupid projection, learn to be vulnerable and don't worry about let your feminine side slide.

I'm polish-americna and I've been just about beaten to death with "eastern euro 2nd puberty" turning me into a Krakow taxi driver

literally nobody cares
my wife doesn't give a shit
there's been zero change in the amount I'm hit on, which is more than enough to maintain my self-esteem
in fact a ton of women are like "omg you're like my dad, my dad was hot"

if balding ruins your life, there's probably something else wrong with you
sure, if you have a fucked frame and a pencil neck with prey eyes, balding will ruin you
otherwise, aggressively going bald in my 30's has been pretty whitepilling

You are so fucked up to not realize that is gym cope is something he did for himself, to accept himself, not to get accepted by other.
Nobody fucking care about your shitty hairline, even 70% of girls and more don't care about it.
I have a definitive solution for your problem, kill yourself.

that's just not my style. I don't like looking like that. I only attract hyper-sexual roasties and retarded whores with daddy issues. the artsy cute women are off-limits.

Enjoy taking a med for the rest of your life that is not tested for more than 2 years. Your balls will be 60% smaller when you are 40.
U become a trans bc u are a cry baby.

the artsy cute women are off-limits.

wear a turtleneck and a chain and square tinted glasses

you know people have other things to do than staying in a dark shitty gym lifting heavy things.

Like opening thread on Anon Babble about losing your airline? Fucking kek.

This weak fag lashed out at God and everyone over his looks.

wew lad

I'm at the office right now, not working and shitposting also because I'm bald. they don't even look at me and what I do because I look so much like a servile sicophant with this hairline that they think I'm killing myself with work.

Continue to cry on Anon Babble for something u can't do nothing about it.
If you bitch and cry and cope hard enough maybe your hair will grow back.
Good luck.

If you're not too ugly to begin with, you will see that baldness also kinda filters some women that you wouldn't even want to associate with to begin with. Did you know that there was a study conducted which looked at women's preferences in men when they are on contraceptive pill or not and when they are ovulating or not. Guess which women found masculine traits more attractive and which found more feminine traits attractive.

its just like in my harry potter movies :O

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They don't look at you because you let your hairline effect your brain and now you are a mentally illnes fag who cry on Anon Babble.
That's why.

Tfw bald but 1.93 meters

I don’t know anon? Maybe get a hair transplant?

I had a woman tell me I have very nice hair yesterday, and that shes jealous. I have a beard too. Long hair. Its mostly older women who care, younger ones dont realize its important. She was just past the age of fuckability, probably 50. Ive banged a 52 year old before but she was fucking mint.

Was the "nigger" really necessary? But the nappy hair is fine. I feel like it's the easiest type of hair to manage as a man. It grows slowly, easy to wash and easy to cut myself if necessary.

Honestly our women have a much more complicated relationship with our hair. Standards of beauty, history of long straight hair == beautiful, toxic chemicals to change hair texture, billion dollar wig and hair industry Targeted solely to black women, etc. I hate that for them.

Don’t you mean your hairline moved northward?

you wouldn't want to associate with

wat?
the difference is that being bald will probably help you find a relationship more than hair, and you know what? because when women want to settle, they look for the harmless guy who got already nerfed by nature, that will never cheat on them. why would I settle for someone that considers me a harmless safe cuck? you head is basically communicating that you are a man that provides and is loyal because it's over.

low t medniggers seething

kek

oral finasteride has been around for a long time, its side effect profile is well established. It reduces your serum dihydrotestosterone levels by 60-70%. in many men it causes testicular pain, gynecomastia, watery semen, depression, and fatigue. these can be permanent even after discontinuing use in approx 0.5-1% of all cases.
if you're going to use fin or dut for the love of god get a topical formulation so you reduce the amount that goes systemic

Imagine how much you need to be sad to larp and boost yourself on Anon Babble, all of this with a memeflag bc you are a pajeet.
I regret using this shitty website even while i'm literally shitting nowdays.

laughed immediately after the first sentence. bald people really overestimate how much people care about baldness.

Was the "nigger" really necessary?

it's always necessary

Honestly our women have a much more complicated relationship with our hair

which is hilarious/blackpilling because holy shit beyonce in Goldmember was a sexual awakening
unironically most black women would improve their lives by measures by just not being so fucking fat and rowdy

laughing at these baldoids every day

You are beyond salvation, and your brain is the problem. You are probabily virgin also and last time you actually talked to a woman was like what? 10 years ago?
The hair is the last of your problem.

had his awakening at 30

oof

Listen newfaggot, we all used NS flags or libertarian flags back in 2012. You need to go back where you came from, Reddit presumbly. If youre not a fascist, NS, or a nationalist libertarian, you need to leave.

you say that as if fucking is some sort of enlightened experience. it's not. especially if you do it with flabby starfish concettine

they look for the harmless guy who got already nerfed by nature

All men and women associate baldness as a more masculine trait with a higher scale or agressiveness, of course if you don't feel confident you can take somebody out and you don't have a physique that is threatening, even with hair you are a bitch, it has nothing to do with hair.
I swear, i am responding just for the lurkers at this point, no way you are serious and you are just baiting 100%, are there people that are unlucky which are bald, ugly and small in physique? yeah sure thing, i know many of those and most of them funny enough is that they are married with multiple kids. If you lack that much confidence in yourself because some strands of hair maybe you should start training in something masculine? take up boxing or something lol

Typical /nu/pol post of a loser.
Why don't you change Ip so you can make another larp ego post with another flag?
Fucking loser.

Hopefully we will unlock the cure..

I do think there is a psyop around baldness though. The Norwood scale is a complete meme. Baldness doesn't have clear progression, it can just happen.

The scale psyops you into believing that if your front hairline hasn't receded you are fine. This is not the case. You can start going bald crown first and you won't even realize it since you can't see the back of your head.

Trying sawpawmetto, rosemary, peppermint, pumpkin seeds, and micro needling. Haven't seen much progress but I think I'm staving something off. Dermatologist was an old timer and refused to prescribe me finasteride he says he's never given it to someone who didn't give up on it.

even big bald guys are simps and cucks, they are simply too insecure. I am too proud for that, I rather burn everything around me and being hated than being chosen because I am a simp provider.

Yeah, so i'm right. Nice.

bitches are on some Peter Pan shit, my shit was perfect for 40 years and I was vain about it, now its thinning out. But I fucked my wife and got my healthy sons and theyre grown so nature does not give a fuck and I could die tomorrow. dgaf

30 and greying on the sides. My cope is that Jack Nicholson and George Clooney were heavily greying in their early 30s.

Modafinil + finasteride (look up the side effects tho), front hair system to look like you have a fuller hairline (+dye ur natural hair to fit the colour if need be), ‘baldify’ fake hair powder, save for hair transplant surgery.
Good luck anon

And you talk like a subhuman twitter italian chud.
You brain is literally dead, beyond salvation.
This culture is a troll culture but retard like you( that literally ruined this website) fail to understand that.
You hugged to much this incel shit.

I don't really have to prove anything, if you think I am a virgin let it be it, in a way you might be right: I always fucked women I didn't like and I didn't choose, so probably that makes me close to a virgin because I never had agency in my sex life.

Increase the animal protein + fat in your diet. Decrease stress (more sleep, less caffeine etc)

unironically most black women would improve their lives by measures by just not being so fucking fat and rowdy

Well the obesity issue is an American woman problem in general, though admittedly it's worse with black women per capita.
As for the 'rowdy' part, that might mean different things to you and me. If you mean loud and ghetto, then yeah that's bad. If you mean opinionated, assertive, firm, strong-willed, and maybe even 'uppity' then I'd disagree. Personally, I actually like women that are a bit assertive and independent. Women like that are more useful as a partner IMO.

I got mine

Boomer mentality

goggins been gaggin on dick again zesty mf just put your hand on yoyr hip like a gay little teapot already

Can't relate.

Trying sawpawmetto, rosemary, peppermint, pumpkin seeds

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH
Look at the level of desparation some hair bring you too.

Dermatologist was an old timer and refused to prescribe me finasteride he says he's never given it to someone who didn't give up on it.

Your dermatologist was honest and the only smart people in the room, you should listen to it.

I don't know if you want to be on Fin dude. There are two times where I've taken a drug that fucked up my dick: The first was Fin, and I stopped waking up hard (at 20), and started losing urinary continence so I'd basically end up pissing my pants slightly any time I went to the bathroom after using a urinal, the second was when I was trying out a depression medication on the lowest possible dose, and almost turned into a full schizoid personality disorder school shooter type. They give that shit to literal children, and that is beyond totally and completely fucked.

At 20 I could bend a steel bar around my dick. Doesn't feel like it's been the same since Fin. Don't take things that disrupt your hormone function without knowing the edge cases.

you look like a badly shaven testicle.

becoming a testicle head myself is blackpilling

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lmao. you can't be serious...

Chiudi twitter e smettila di navigare su siti per chuddini.

I know this is some weird psyop meant to hit insecurities most people have but others don't usually notice, but speak for yourself.
Physically I'm practically perfect and I fixed my baldness early with finasteride.
That said I was a massive fuck up drug addict due to a life of poverty and trauma before I found white nationalism. It was actually my only motivation for getting off heroin so I could have a family someday.

Typical italian twitter chud retard.
We had a forum in Italy years and years ago called Ugly forum( Forum for ugly people) it was full of retarded idiot who discussed all day about jaw line, bone structure, hair and shit like this. It's so funny that this shitty culture that at the time we laugheded about it even on Anon Babble now is global spread and retarded incel chud hugged that so much.

what you talk about is aging not balding, aka the impossibility to use your physique as a cheat code and being normal. A problem only former good looking guys have to deal with, you were like a roastie living life in easy mode because of your look and now you're normal and nobody care like the vast majority of the population with their unremarkable physique. Balding is just part of it. Diminishing returns with social interaction when you age are a bitch, you're tired (older) and have to put 10x the efforts to get the dame results you got by default 20 years ago in term of confidence, people (especially women liking you) etc. Just come to term and stop interacting, you only suffer if you chase the past. Enjoy your spartan retirement. Usually men suffer like that because their work or their woman forces them to act like a normie, attending events, posing for group photos, going to Disneyland or other extravert shit. Just don't, nobody care if you wear a beanie paying for your groceries, if you try to do bycicle ina windy street under the rain before going to a bar with 10 friends you're asking for it

Baldness is a choice
The only thing holding you back from a 100% fix is societal spooks
Enter the faustian bargain and throw off the chains of androgenic alopecia.

inb4 it looks fake!!1!

Yes it looks so fake that bitches don't realize.

However do prepare for a massive amount of seethe and mental gymnastics from balding men with slave morality.

It literally already has been.
There's finasteride, minoxidil, and ketoconazole shampoo.
You don't even usually need to microneedle but if those don't work there's that too.
Some people are just so lazy they can't keep up with a routine and would just rather complain
Like anything else, fat ppl etc.
And even if you wait too long for those to be effective like a dumbass, or get side effects from fin, there's hair transplants and Russian research chems that work.

Just shaved my face and head, feels good man.

He's ripped again tho so the pic is outdated. Now that he's in shape he doesn't look terrible bald.

male hair system

Lmfao even the name is pathetic
It's a

rug

hairpiece.

toupee.

switch.

extension.

postiche.

Fucking wiglets get the COPE
Imagine behaving like a woman (engaging in acts of deception to trick the opposite sex)
LOW

is that snippemdippem? I haven’t thought about that little nigger in a long time.

I'm 30 full hair and look 20, starting to get salt and pepper hair though. Idrc tho I'll just dye it.
Probably from extreme stress I've had in my life
I noticed an uptick after my ex ran off with the last of my money and made me homeless 3.5 years ago
Very in shape and healthy though so idk what else it would be besides genetics which otherwise are good for me and my family for aging

This is one of the biggest cope. Look at the pic, a cope itself.

DUDE LOOK AT MY HAIR NOW THAT THE BARBER PUT GEL ON IT AND PUT IN A WAY ON MY FOREHEAD SO I DON?T SEEMS BALD LMAAAAO I'M FULL OF HAIR.

In reality first blow of wind and if someone mess with your hair your baldness is full visible.
Trasplant is another big cope.

Ah yes, I saw all those "Balding is HOT again" news articles the last few weeks, with a picture of Walton Goggins as the thumbnail.

Did you bother to open up the comments section on any of those posts on social media? Absolutely flooded with women saying "um NO, it isn't" and "WHO wrote this, totally false.. gross."

I'm not exaggerating either. Thousands upon thousands of comments from women contesting the claim and saying how gross baldness was.

chocolate persons are based

Socrates was bald and famously ugly yet he's still remembered 2500 years later. He had a wife and kids too according to Plato but they always came second to his life's work.

The ancients Greeks would laugh at modern men obsessed with their looks and hair and getting laid. Pathetic effiminate behavior.

fitty seven nigegr what are you doing
Jean valjean ass nigger cutting his cheese with a broken wine bottle and banging out NEUK LE NIGGEUR HON HON HON on an old model M attached to a CRT all-in-one computer from 1999 on the small round table of a cafe along the sienne as an expressionless waiter silently brings him his eighth baguette and a pack of unfiltered cigarettes

The strongest proponents of eugenics are often those who are the most affected by dysgenics. Those not so harmed can more easily ignore the suffering of others and promote dysgenic policies because they don't have to suffer from said policies themselves.

I got an hairtransplant and I can easily say that my life has changed.

the mogging is real

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Combing hair like that is first sign of pattern baldness. Check out zoomer hairline reveal compilation on TikTok.

Slave morality peasant chromedome detected
In older times a european aristocrat would've have your subhuman peasant ass flayed and quartered for insulting his wig
Hair transplants are a mostly a cope because they're done in turkish butcher mills and you'll never get decent density if you progressed into visible balding.

Wigs, hairsystems whatever you want to call them have progressed a bit. Wind is no threat and I've had people run their hands through my hair without problem.
It is a cope as in you're coping with the curse of androgenic alopecia but it works.

Do you need to take drugs to keep the new hair from falling out though?

Doesn't matter still looks 100 times better than balding.

Doesn't matter still looks 100 times better than balding.

You really think you will wear it just the same way as your barber intended after day1? If so, then it's my birthright to scam you.

gpt 4.5?

Your women dont even grow hair, plus ive seen plenty of bald niggers. Id personally rather bald at 30 than have to fuck a nigress who looks like a bald man anyways who has to wear a wig to fake looking like they have white hair genetocs because everyone of the planet mogs black female hair genes

You're a villain, not because you're bald
It's because you're ugly.

You're a villain not because you're bald
It's because you're ugly.

this. everyone wears a wig now. the hottest fuck boy drowning in pus you know is wearing a hairpiece. in face they are laughing at you behind your back for not wearing one. lol enjoy your slave mentality baldies

vitamins
minerals

my hair was projected to fall out by the age of 30, before turning 30 i started supplementing + some nofap from time to time.

the hairline has been at a stalemate ever since.

It's hormones
Sometimes it's anorexia but not when you're genetically coded to have your hair fall out in a certain pattern