NEWS:
-- CK ARRESTED
-- Did Sodaman leak BG2 info?
-- Reddit is dunking on Scott Sullivan for knowing nothing about fighting
-- Nina got burgered by Chicken
-- Faggot Burt has been chimping out at John, Reddit is very impressed
-- Ben and Chris are "banking" podcasts in preparation for "6 weeks of Fishtank"
-- Josie is a beautiful
-- Season 2 finale this Friday
There should never be a white-haired nigga named "Kevin"
SAVE OUR TERRORIST QUEEN CK OR WE RIOT!!!!!
brown millennial coomer general
What about a bald nigga named Carl
#Justice4CK
What did CK do exactly? I knew she was on her lolcow era but the 25k bond with the word "terrorism" was kinda suprising
fun fact, actually really really sad fact: he's a pedophile
new fishtank material soon
it's Blood Games: Burt and Greg edition
monkey's paw
are u going to finish that
naaa by the time of the reveal i was already bored and over their normie yapping.
i feel like 1-2 weeks is the sweet spot.
the problem was that they didn't plan anything besides that one singular gimmick that they based the whole season on.
at least that time unlike S2 the gimmick actually worked, sorta, because now we know that like half of the people were already aware that it was streamed/of fishtank.
Everyone donate $20 minimum to CK bail or you’re a bad person
theyre making her out to be a cartoon villain! eyes looking to the side emoji smirk emoji
Acceptable, although his mannerisms were too childish
fucking slugwax
sorry but im afraid i can't support that, she didn't say nigger
a brave crypto anon hasn't stepped up to pay ck's bail or at least pay to get the bodycam footage
Sad!
the fuck are you talking about
Why is the goal so low?
he then proceeded to not take part in the finale, what was up with that
Just need 10% of 25,000
evening fellas, what are we angry about tonight?
playing word association
projecting after she fucked a dude that looks like a 12 year old.
Even with a felony?
Somebody orbiter groomed CK into doing a terrorism for keks
yeah, only way that changes is if the judge says so
None do this money will go to CK, will it?
they put ck in jail to set an example and im mad. she didnt deserve that even if she was a shitty manipulator. or maybe brian really just was that evil idk
do I get a turn
They’re gonna give it to Dave
tayleigh pendelton is a fucking WHORE and looking at her melting saggy droopy ugly mug makes me SICK
not if ur gonna be mean
Get out of my ear, man.
More evidence in the mounting pile that Jet was the victim in all of them and Claire, Abi, and Josie are manipulating, gaslighting, grooming rapists that took advantage of a young artist.
that's fair
Childtank when?
finally mustered up the courage to throw away all my claire merch
CK told a former coworker in a text she was going to fire bomb an ihop and the coworker reported it then she got 5150’d two days later.
is that why she's in the clink?
thats fair
How the fuck is that terrorism? Theres no political motivation there.
we're going to need another jimmy
You got that from the space is it still going
Yeah
why did it take 3 months for them to arrest her? were they investigating her for the last three months and thought they had enough evidence to go through with it. shit dont make any sense.
never utter this again
mauro funko pop
so proud of you anon, never support groomers
thanksgiving ihop
look in the archives ck was already 5150’d for more then a week on 2/17/25. she probably said something retarded when she was in there.
They currently have Daniel Larson locked in federal prison for saying he was going to bomb the white house when there is absolutely no way they actually believe he has the mental faculties to do that. CK could be SUPER fucked.
Yeah that’s when it happened.
since when is it a crime for a girl to be making content?
they need to make their minds up
the prophetic catchphrase
terroristic threat is also what got that one teenager locked in prison for 6 years because he shitposted on runescape.
I’m going to love bomb jet Neptune
i almost got charged with that shit in 8th grade for drawing a swastika on my hand (pwnage)
Jet thinks paypigs fucking each other over is super funny, how does he keep getting away with it? Also bye bye endorsements
sounds retarded
Good evening
Summy mogs
taking away a feature users can do for free that is a fun easy metric to track popularity and making it locked behind paypigging
their greed knows no bounds
this screenshot will later need to be used as state's evidence so don't lose it
you would really think that every once and a while they would stop and think to themselves "you know, as a viewer this would absolutely fucking suck" and stop doing some of the dumb shit they do
my stox have the zoomies, cute doge says hai lol
#burtclan
#thunderbolts
#groomzyva
galaxy gas gets the final say
hey jet so i paid 60 dollars and streamed my filthy garbage filled basement for weeks straight without going outside, can i be on season 4 n-
EAR
OUUUUUUUT
I don't understand why it can't be kept, why would it stop paypigs when nothing has stopped them from investing in pointless features before
SEC usafags, what exactly is the legality of running something unregulated like this?
Summytime vibes are unreal
kek her coworkers definitely hated her that night she was streaming from Dennys
Start a competition where the winner gets a CHANCE to be on s4
Retards waste months destroying their belongings and drinking piss for 10 viewers
Reveal that no one from streamstars will be on the show
Jet I fucking kneel
it was obvious when literally every single they they ever posted they always said CHANCE. Retards got worked.
star power is incredibly rare present day
the wholesome chungus fish gets a billion dollars in stocks from paypigs
Production lets them win out of fear of backlash
Gooning to CK rn oh fuck hell yeah LETS GOOOO
OH HELL NAW
We are seeking to retain a skilled Jewish attorney to defend her with the strength, nuance, and humanity this case requires.
She isn't getting any of that money.
Endorsements have always sucked. Shinji was the most endorsed and did the absolute least amount of things during the season. Bloodgames exposed how stupid the system was because Vance was the most endorsed fish by far and Jon the least. The only thing that matters is TTS which means Brian was a far more valuable fish than Shinji ever was. There wasn't a single room Brian entered that didn't immediately explode with seethe TTS, even the infamous TTS that made TJ try running for the exit ended with "Fuck Jew Brian."
you see, back then, i really had high hopes for streamstars. like we could pull someone from it to make a cameo on every season. this is back before we started being able to do 3 seasons a year, the international spin offs, the reunions and so on as you know.
but i just remember those first few days. i saw some really disturbed people on there. not in a way that made me laugh, actually i probably got nauseous first. but i did feel like weeping, at the sad state of their lives. i was homeless once you know, but i would never have allowed myself to live in the conditions i witnessed. then, i actually got mad. because i saw the ego underneath the pitiful image. i saw men that looked as old as my father yelling at their poor mothers. so disrespectful to their own lives, like they had never even once had a single hope or dream. they could never have what it takes to win a competition. so, in that spring it was, two thousand twenty five. i just had to tell em, outta my ear, i said. and if they were upset, well they should be upset at themselves, honestly. look at your life and be upset. i like to think maybe a few of them did, but i wouldn't know honestly. had em out of my ear (laughs)
it doesnt even make sense. like what determines the price for a share of fish stock?
This is based actually
Jet has no real production experience and doesn’t know what he’s doing. He’s a child and an idiot and this show will never be successful as long as he’s involved with it.
Pwoduct not dewivered jet you ftm tranny
It is already a success idiot
shes fucking hideous
true. the goal is to fuck sluts and jet is coming out with banger after banger
Serious question: Has anything good come from this shitty show? It seems like the bad far outweighs the good.
before you judge fuck a slut a mile in jet neptune's balenciaga clown shoes
People who watch the show live for hours a day will naturally root for the most likeable contestant and dislike the most annoying contestant.
Sylvia had a baby with the sex with sylvia guy and is living in new zealand with him, and he seems like an okay guy
Lmao nice bait faggot, you don't even actually believe that
Lazy prosecutors not filing charges until down the road, probably.
This is state prosecution, not federal. State generally is much less severe.
A child to an OnlyFans whore who still wants to OnlyFans and is known on the internet from a reality show
I don't know, "good" might be stretching it here
It’s not
a Anon Babble thread just got got
I love hags
#HAGTANK
Jet has the Ability to seem like a decent person but also his actual morals revolve around making money, pleasing Daddy Sam and Ben, and fucking with people with almost no regard for their safety
You know what? It's good NONE of the streamstars that sacrificed hundreds of dollars on equipment and such don't get on s4 even tho they were falsely incentivised
Now the most obsessed Fishtank/MDE fans will know what it's like when you try really hard to be on something and then the creators shit on you and make fun of you for actually liking their product.
Spend more tokens paypigs, we hate you
Swipe that credit card, we dispise our fans
Stream on our site under false pretenses, you stupid goyim.
This may be a jet w but it's definitely a middle finger to the fans and people who destroyed their bedrooms for a chance to be on the show.
LOOK AT ME IM ON STREAMSTARS I LOVE SAM HYDE MDE NEVER DIES HE CANT KEEP GETTINF AWAY WITH IT LOL SAM PLEASE TAKE MY MONEYYYY
What a pathetic and immature production.
Jet Neptune fucks dogs
Faggot orbiters like the ones on streamstars deserve to get scammed by Jet. Scamming those fags will never not be based.
Angry.
Angry about Elves.
Jet neptune is an elf.
This may be a jet w but it's definitely a middle finger to the fans and people who destroyed their bedrooms for a chance to be on the show.
Fans hated streamstars and people who fucked their shit up for nothing deseved this
Boycott ihop, protest at their locations until ck is free
Still a step towards normalcy for her and less depraved than what the other fishgirls are doing. It's probably the "best" thing that's come out of fishtank
Lmao yeah I agree spitting I the face of your fans and people who buy your products is GREAT I fucking Love getting lied to taken advantage of and spiritually tortured yup any sane production would literally make fun of their own consumers yup that's right haha fuck the fans!
I agree fuck those fans who wanted to be on fishtank and spent hundreds of dollars on equipment haha FUCK THE FANBASE MDE NEVER DIES
facts
We
Are
Right
The only thing that matters is TTS
why do you care about how much money the wiggers make?
cryokeen I think you should ask them to let you have the show
fucks your fishtank waifus after you fund his million dollar lifestyle with your simpbucks
gives you false hope at being an e-celeb and rips it away from you while laughing with his pockets stuffed full of your money
NeptuneGODS we won
jokes on you all my simpbux goes directly to my baby girl
How will the streamstars rugpull affect ABs production job? She was the show runner on that shitshow
He didn’t spit in my face so
Cryo you need to decide whether you are going to save Claire, Abi, or Shadi with you ever loving embrace. I think it’s too late for CK. But you need to love one of them and pull them out of their wretched holes, and they will do the same for you.
Sex Magazine Issue 14
Featuring: Million Dollar Extreme, Ivy Wolk, EvilGiane, Lucy, Tommy Malekoff, bod [包家巷], Malibu, Elena Velez, Carole Methot, Elijah Dow & Sophia Álvarez, David Lucas, Jet Neptune, Walter Kirn, Honor Levy, Tan Lin, Peter Vack & Betsey Brown.
144 Pages
7.875 x 10.5
Reminder that Jet Neptune has never completed a single creative project in his life, he’s a failure
fishtank ppl as dinosaurs characters
earl - jon
fran - letty
robbie - damiel
charlene - trish
baby - summer
roy - brian
ethyl - tayleigh
bp richfield - hadrian belove
monica - trish
spike - evil kevin
timmy - jimmy
mr lizard - spongebob
stenographer - pat crawford brown
additional dinosaur performer - shadi
at this point they deserve it.
they don't even try to hide thats its straight up findoming and their contempt to their "fans"
and disney - thiel
$100
lol. lmao.
bed time
Daddy dom got his revenge stupid bitch should have left the man to his one piece
I'm putting together a team
FISHTANK KEKVENGERS TO ME
word filter cucked me
the cucked avengers
that's not even the line
Sorry not everyone is a Marvel snob
erm... I love twinks :D
I only threw this party for you
Sweet Erin is live and talking to chicken andy. will she feel the wrath of nina? she's already talking shit about her
it's crazy how they've found a way to jew literally every function on their site behind a paywall
not a person on earth cares
you fricken guys who support season 2 are WRONG it had FANS on it idiots! ITS THE WORST! Yeah all cameras were down the last two weeks of Season 3 and a pixelated mess the few times they were up but Chris Points was so fucking worse you have no idea.
Yes you do
3 months in and i still dont think "chicken andy" is relevant at all
what does he know that i don't (other than what i know idk)
floopy donald is LIVE with macncheese mary at target. they're in the toy aisle!
stop trying to force "lettyvision". it's not gna happen
Benleaks is that you
bingusretard and tiffy1488 are LIVE at a sonic drive thru. they're drunk and high this is fucking crazy
Face it lettyvision has been dominating the threads ever since she went live
Fuck i can actually go for some sonic rn
yeah cuz they pay ppl to front like they lile that shit (allegedly)
(im just reading between the lines if u dont want me to call u out do better)
Sweet Erin is so hot bros
I only watch sluts and retards when they're in a house with a text to speech speaker nearby thank you very much
it's called class
i have no allegiances this is just practice for the next world war
S.E is a little cute
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
i have no allegiances
we know already lol
sorry
the fundamental problem of each season has nothing to do with casting fans vs non-fans, the problem is that production gives up a third of the way in literally every season. s2 and s3 both could have been incredible with the respective casts they had if production actually cared and tried instead of being irony-poisoned drug addict retards
i'm slow my bad
anyways dangit
ALL FISHTANK FANS ARE FAGGOTS WHO DESERVE TO BE SCAMMED AND HUMILIATED
Production literally made swamp olympics, one of the most daring enterprises ever seen on Fish Tank. S3, sure, but production was on their A game for S2.
Crazy ahh hoe crazier than any of the fishtank girls
who even is ice poseidon why does he run kick or whatever
i dont wanna add to his google trends please just tell me ive been ignorant for long enough
wn2b watching mtv: tana turns 21
and that's a good thing
Its not even them giving up it was a valid complaint in the first season but after that (when j*t got a massive ego during from the twitter fags fluffing him) they started doing it on purpose but the drugs don't help they are always exhausted and look like they just woke up when they have to walk out of that stupuid basement
They say I'm a kamikaze
'Cause I beat up the paparazzi
Well bitch, I'm a fucking N*zi
You can go and tell everybody
You can go and tell everybody
George Bush that I'm not sorry
That I'm glad that they freed Cosby
Now they just gotta free Diddy
And I got that freak in me
And I'm gonna keep winning
trying to sneak is s2
just stick to the farms, troon
he's just a guy that went around being obnoxious in public on stream and now he has a lot of hanger-ons like letty that do the same thing to be in his clique of degenerate nuisance streamers that do anything for "content"
that's why tj told her to get away from these people but she isn't going to listen
who is ice poseidon
He's THE biggest IRL streamer to walk the earth right now. He created all sorts of elaborate games and livestreamed them, including but not limited to Hunger Games (which included our Jon and Letty) and the original idea of hellhouse. He spent 100 days in Asia, streaming every single day. He's definitely hot shit and someone you want to know. Don't be afraid to google that shit and get it a part of your shadowprofile, bro
Fond memories of rv1 before irl streaming got faggy
season 3 had consistent viewership of 12k-18k people and jet could not be bothered to put a modicum of effort into making the show entertaining or interesting after the fishtank reveal. one day he'll probably regret squandering the opportunity he had.
so basically tana mojo for old guys yeah that checks out
Cole could have singlehandedly carried season 2 if they didn't kick him in the first two weeks for no reason
Swamp olympics happened at the very end after days of doing nothing
why did you type this and post it?
better days
TJ tried to kill Letty's career. Face it, Letty has moved on from little Fish Tank and graduated to the big leagues: IRL streaming. If Jon were more financially literate, he would have realized that pseud productions of nu-Fish Tank were going to be failed ventures and instead IRL streamed his way across Mongolia and Siberia.
He's THE biggest IRL streamer
what year are you in
no he was a massive pussy
S1
Camping arc of nontent
S2
Days of nontent
BG
Tayleigh was nontent personified
S3
RV arc of nontent
S4
???
He works for Hadrian, luring vulnerable young girls into his sex cult with promises of fame and fortune. It's well documented.
Tj is just jealous that she's having fun traveling the world making money while he's stuck working at some restaurants in the middle of nowhere. he's boring that's why taylo>:) left him.
reality tv is dead as a genre in that sense
(start a porn site hadrian!!!)
like hadrian if you're reading this... which you are,
if depravity is what gets ur rocks off, more power to u i guess. i would like to hope the world is not that dark. what do i know tho (nothing ik)
What CK did was heinous no doubt but I believe she deserves a second chance.
wormlover
loves tj
shinji vindicated?
sweet erin got you in the mood to simp for cl*ire again?
Wake me up when ck gets out and it turns out to be a nothingburger
your hoe look like a man to me
CK will plead insanity and make her own fishtank in the mental hospital
charged with a high-level felony
nothingburger
uhhh I mean she's probably not going to spend her life incarcerated, but she's in deep shit
He's at the Cannes film festival rubbing shoulders with artist guys who are actually relevant. I promise you he's not reading your posts. Ever.
i'll heed the warning thankz
Does dimes square own Sam and Jet’s assholes?
LE is not going to take someone like CK as a genuine threat. They will look into her for a minute see they're wasting time & let her go practically free ($2500 bail isn't all that much) she will be back by the end of the week women cannot be a threat
Television worship (GOT, The Wire, every prestige Netflix drama) ruined cinema and television.
It wouldn't be a shock if he does keep an eye on this place why wouldn't he
Various Dimes square vamps have their fangs in fishtank.
Cryo you need to decide whether you are going to save Claire, Abi, or Shadi with you ever loving embrace. I think it’s too late for CK.
First off: I am not a doctor I have my own issues and this is not medical advice. Now let's get down to the deetz:
Shadi:
Unfixable until she decides she wants more to her life than being an "influencer". I think she sells hats and shirts with RETARD on them or something? Hey I get uh being your own boss that's cool but stop hanging around the lowest hanging fruit and cut back on the drugs, they will hollow out your body mind and soul. Clout chasing is the path to destruction. Redeemable but, if someone doesn't think anything they do is a problem then not much you can do. Shadi isn't a bad person just doesn't seem to want to change.
Abi:
Potentially fixable. She's too damn shy. Reminds me of myself when I was younger than her. Unfortunately I turned to drugs, alcohol and druggie friends to socialize. This had the plus of getting me out of my comfort zone the minus of getting addicted to alcohol, and not taking life very seriously so I just did video games for 15 years. Oops. Again she has to want to change.
CK:
This is a hard one. I wouldn't say she's unfixable but she's heavily addicted to bad habits and not taking enough responsibility. She needs to like goto church for a few weeks or attend some NA/AA meetings and fix her shit.
Claire:
From What I have observed.She has probably the most fixable of the other ones besides Abi who is fixable but shy. Claire seems to be able to work a public job and her brain hasn't turned to mush from drugs yet. Have faith Clairebears.
wrong, it was the combined greed of the tech and entertainment industries that gave birth to streaming (the demon child)
a gun to my head would not make me reveal personal dms i had with a 60yo movie producer that i seemingly have no connection to ha ha. like if i was already facedoxxed, i wouldn’t add the fact that i’m dming an old ass pervert Anon Babble schizo posts and chatting with him about tertiary fishtank characters we’re in love with. i would let whoever is holding that gun pull the trigger until it clicks.
You’re not actually autistic at all are you?
cryo have you ever laid with a woman?
I think it's more declining critical standards. Armond White speaks of this.
There are maybe <10 shows that come close to the depth of Twin Peaks. Not as rich of a medium as film or literature.
anyways
I just answered the best i could because it was requested. I haven't had sex in a while. Why ya gotta hate?
imagine burning money on a gofund me to try and get a fishtank sperg bail.
Even if they did, she'd probably end up in jail again anyway
go to work
come back home to find CK locked up
Free my beautiful nigga CK. The world has been cruel enough to her. She literally lives in her dad's trailer hasn't she suffered enough? Society is so fucking evil.
Chicken Andy talking about having an orgy with two random girls and Andy dick in an rv. Woke up to him sucking his dick. Letty knew all this and still wanted his clout
What is "name dropping"? If I talk about Letty or Sam or Bill Ottman more, will the name dropping stop?
I remember this shit when it went down there were no chicks on that RV. He passed out and Andy Dick molested him. This is like that WP sketch where charls lies about being molested by a Jewish doctor.
What do you think CK would consent to if she was in debt to you?
I do not care about a White mentally ill bimbo marrying a fucking ugly mentally ill Asian.
You'd probably never hear from her and she would stop answering your calls
all fishgirls love Cnc anal
I saw it as a way for them to make extra money in the off season. When everyone first heard about stream stars through Wes, we all knew it was going to be shit.
we should take a field trip to a random board and make a thread
Fucking evil people
FAGGOTS
I would had given CK the love she deserved and strong Aryan children but I'm a trucel and nobody will ever love me.
saar
Sweet Erin got swindled by a shady guy pretending to be a prince and was part of a real estate scam. They would list properties they didnt own on real estate sites.
The dude is trying to pin the whole thing on Erin
Yeah that Indian in the photo is pretty disgusting.
she left him because hes a piece of shit its pretty simple
graduated to the big leagues: IRL streaming
There's nothing big leagues about irl. She had a better opportunity getting into theatre/acting with her connections in NYC through Vack but instead she chose to go to Asia to open her legs to Chicken instead. She's a failure and will continue to be one. You can't measure success through money with women because simps will always keep women afloat.
He told her that story on stream when they were all staying at an airbnb in Korea. She's known his entire lore since week 1 of getting to Asia because her simps and the Cx'ers were warning her through chat and twitter. She even saw the clip of Chicken slapping the shit out of Alice on stream and chose to ignore it in front of her biggest simps her mods kek.
bratty fishgirls need corrections
why does it take these guys two years to make an issue. the sexmag party for issue 14 was almost 9months ago
She's a failure
unlike you the one succesful Anon Babble poster
TJ fans
le heckin retarded loser is actually… le based!!!!
Bravo
i feel like i could easily heem your father
What's nex for Bex?
another flaccid tjseethe. you freaks might be the least entertaining genre of post here.
Letty just made a discord server.
Link please
theyre self inserters they have to live through someone else so theyre the most delusional people on the planet