God creates adam to his image

god creates adam to his image

adam has nipples which serve no purpose

god takes part of adam and creates eve

nipples now have a purpose

how do christcucks explain this?

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"the baby is born with foreskin which serves no purpose

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Your nipples serve no purpose? Whats wrong with you?

OH MY SCIENCE EVERYTHING HAS TO HAVE A HECKING PURPOSE OR GOD NOT REAL

I don't know, males having nipples doesn't really make sense whether you believe in creation or evolution.

Maybe he didn't.

Apparently the “default setting” in the womb is female, and then through chance circumstances you become male
We lucked out, honestly. Being a woman would suck

Lack of purpose is a point towards chaos, not an intelligent design

Lack of purpose is a point towards chaos, not an intelligent design

No it's not.

I don't have to explain anything to you, because you are obviously operating maliciously.

why would the default setting be female if god created man first

God made man in his image to give love

OP has not had 2.1 or more children despite science

Why'd you suicide out of the gene pool?

I dunno. I’m not god
If I was god, this world would be horrible so we all lucked out there too

see science already solved this

I bet you a million dollars you don't have kids either

The image is the image of choice, free will. We are unique in that effect, we can choose to be good or bad and be aware of those choices. We are not like animals who can only operate on instinct and drive. We can break our programming.

Solves what? Your original point is literally a non-issue lmao

just try to explain the logic set in the op please

Why do male nipples need to serve a purpose?

why would the image of an all powerful god be such an absurd creature
look at navels and ears and feet... its objectively ridiculous and unoptimized

judeo christian myth is asinine

god made eve first

why shouldn't they

Your issue appears to be that they don't serve a purpose, it seems you can't answer my question.

why would the image of an all powerful god be such an absurd creature

says who

I have kids and I agree with love, love is the key and freewill/choice is the gift to unlock it; that let's us walk alongside 'God'
We submit to each other, all are equal in consciousness, unconditional love, to love without the need to be loved in return, to sacrifice so others can experience and grow and have their own consciousnesses, awareness, free will.

yeah it's like making a car with helicopter blades that don't work

and calling it intelligent design

you sound like someone who has no kids

God is a time traveller.
He sees the whole timeline from beginning to end constantly.
No, I'm not just making it up, that's a real thing about God in the Bible.
He knows everything, even things that haven't happened.
So from when he made Adam he knew everything that will happen all the way to the end of time.
Including shitting dick nipples, nipple clamps, etc etc

yeah it's like making a car with helicopter blades that don't work

No, that's a dumb comparison. Male nipples are neutral, neither good nor detrimental unlike a car with helicopter blades that don't work. Whacky comparison bro, you're fine with going to hell because of your "clever" complaints to God? lmao

All atheists are dumb, they all try to argue with God.
Dude's omniscient and primordially ancient.
Yet these retarded 20 something year old losers think they can correct God on something.

I'm gay and unironically fine with going to hell

my freedom is worth whatever punishment comes next

Yeah, Romans 1 teaches that God will turn you gay if you try to ignore him too long. Which is kind of hilarious.
He can also make you schizo if you don't prefer truth to lies. The Bible rules.

what purpose serve the nipples of god?

God's heavenly milkers are a mystery not covered by the Holy Bible.

I have nipples Eve. Can you milk me?

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How do you know Adam had nipples? Were you there? Did you check?

because god created eve from adam
and women have nipples

be Adam

Abel is born

It's a boy!

wait...what the fuck is on his chest Eve!?

My BOYS GOT NIPPLES! THIS ISN"T RIGHT! KILL IT!

God made Eve out of a single rib of Adam's. Adam didn't necessarily have nipples or a belly button.

adam has nipples which serve no purpose

They're for your woman to lick during sexy time
Thanks God!

Men can lactate in extreme situations to save children. Try again retard.

so at what point did god decide

hmm maybe I should give males nipples which serve no purpose at all

broooo imagine the gay sex if men could lactate

Men can lactate in extreme situations to save children.

I think I'd rather die than suck my Dad's titty.

Again, God always knows best you're doing the thing where you think you might know better than the wisest thing to ever exist.
That being said, maybe all those nipple nerves are important to God and give us a thermometer or something. I can definitely feel my nipples rn.

typical christcuck cope

It's just facts you gay faggot.
Trying to outsmart God and correct him is like trying to outlift Superman.
You just can't.
So if you're going to entertain the notion God exists, all your moral problems and why's don't mean shit.
Just say you don't believe so we can laugh at you.

I feel sorry for you

Aesthetics has purpose you retard

I have a stronger belief that we're aliens rather than some fairy in the sky is watching me masturbate

sorry for what

that was a question doofus
"says who?" is literally what im asking and when you get to the root of it its the claims of this bronze age pillaging nomad people
there is no evidence of this myth being true other than these writings

Adam didn't have nipples or a belly button.

Yeah, that's why God turned you into a faggot.
Romans 1 explains the whole process.
If you don't want to think about God, God initiates a process that turns you gay as punishment.

no I'm gay because I tried having sex with many women but never felt aroused with them

giving a belly button to both sexes makes sense
nipples don't

Sorry dude, the Bible is clear, it's called being turned reprobate, as in reprobate silver.
Ruined silver.
Trash, slag, etc.
People really sleep on God but yes he can make you gay or mentally ill if you piss him off.

Rocking yourself back and forth over nipples as a burden of some kind of proof is not healthy thinking its called a mutual point

Eve never deceived Adam. It isn't a story about a man blaming a woman, or a woman deceiving a man. We learn from the apostle Paul that Eve was deceived, and that Adam willingly sacrificed his life, and chose to walk with her unto death because of his unconditional love for her.

And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, it they continue in faith, and charity (love) and holiness with sobriety.

1st Timothy 2:14-15

It is a love story about a man who loved a woman more than his own life. So, God promises through them a child would be born who would redeem all of mankind. Eve became known as the "mother of the living", because all would be made alive through her.

For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.

1st Corinthians 15:22

And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

Genesis 3:20

So, God's standard of how men are suppose to treat their women is revealed here in this story. As Paul says:

Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it.

Ephesians 5:25

So men ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.

Ephesians 5:28

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Except nipples always have a purpose

It could be a metaphor. Are you gonna explain advanced concepts to a child like that or are you gonna put it in a way they can understand? We now know that the first lifeforms on earth did not have gender or just one gender and sex evolved much later, probably during and because of the cambrian explosion. If you consider that it can make sense.

adam has nipples

Source on that? Just because men today have nipples doesn't mean Adam did. Who knows what kind of genetic abominations have been done in the last ~6 thousand years.

which serve no purpose

Medical science is still finding things out about the human body. Who knows.

This is true.
Adam lived 930 years.
Most of the first 10 generations or so lived 800+ years.
God didn't set the 120 year limit til later.

So Adam had a vagina then

This is the same God who continued to make man with foreskin while demanding he cut it off lol.

Then changed his mind later haha

Also, I forgot to mention that Adam and Eve didn't have belly buttons since they didn't come from an umbilcal cord.