Anything but Jesus! Anything else! Literally, everything else, anything else, anything but Jesus! Anything, even nothing, literally believing in nothing, is better than Jesus! Anything but Jesus!
Follow birds? Yep
Follow cows? Yep
Follow leaves? Yep
Follow water? Yep
Follow metal? Yep
Follow wood? Yep
Follow tarot? Yep
Follow rocks? Yep
Follow crystals? Yep
Follow statues? Yep
Follow TV? Yep
Follow youtube? Yep
Follow celebrities? Yep
Follow musicians? Yep
Follow artists? Yep
Follow GPS? Yep
Follow AI? Yep
Follow computers? Yep
Follow friends? Yep
Follow family? Yep
Follow nothing? Yep
Follow rainbows? Yep
Follow sex? Yep
Follow money? Yep
Follow Jesus? NO, ANYTHING BUT JESUS!