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life is mizzy in the outcast house
claims bill burr watches them and steals their ideas
claims kai centant watches them and steals their ideas
claims Saturday Night Live makes sketches about them
claims HBO show based a character on him
he would be mocked relentlessly for this delusion if he wasn't le alt right daddy
jimmy core
why are you people still here
cant let her win
hungover and horny!
big fat ass!!!!
my parole officer makes me.
why is he dressed like arthur
mauro is arthur
woah
idk honestly
there's this one episode where all the missing socks end up in a sock market run by the neighborhood cats and that is fishtank
cosplay
is there an episode where arthur's mom cheats on his dad with retarded wiggers and then tells everyone he has a small cock
scortt
jet neptune dies today
arthur doesn’t do that stuff…
the tough customers aren't main cast
they do it for attention and to get clicks its why they never bother calling out anybody with a smaller audience for stealing their original ideas (they dont have any original ideas but i am saying if they hypothetically did they hypothetically wouldn’t maybe)
to stop rape
dw probably does
expressive yourself through fashion >>>>
claims HBO show based a character on him
i believe this one because it's funny and fits sam's obsession with lena dunham. you're right otherwise though it's just gay attention baiting.
claire’s mom hired me as a pi
Scott Sullivan Live at Fillmore East
How long should we wait before we do a kickstarter and put out a "Fishtank: Where Are They Now?" docuseries?
i'm already working on that but it's in podcast form
He’s projecting
i remember lance tried to do this and it was terrible but that's mainly because it was some shitty turkeytom-esque kiwifarms slop
i remember that lol the manatees
Jet is so fucking fat bro just look at this toad looking nigga TOP KEK
reminder to restart your macs every now and then to clear the cache
where can i watch it?
why
yes with anonymous interviews where you can tell who it is
what show and character?
it's on an sd card you will never find
baby billy from righteous gemstones
better performance, snappier
adam driver in girls
The betty video is kino
I forgot how goofy this porn brained goblin looked during s1 lmao
tony soprano from the sopranos just kidding
he played his role and he left
I bet he doesn't miss that role
lena dunham befriended taylor swift by lying to her security guard and pretending they were already friends
that’s hardly a podcast
See ya in a bit
will u ever do the same thing
we're still in the recording phase not every podcast is 2 r words bullshitting on a couch (although when done well those can be good too not that anyone here has good taste)
Before Marky, there was Lena
he's great in it and lena dunham is unironically a very talented writer
mr hyde is nontent go back to talking about burt
how r u gonna make a podcast about a show u barely watch
foul
Adam mogs him 2bh
she has really changed a lot
He's great in pretty much everything he does. I'm glad he didn't tied down into Disney slop again when they were trying to get him for Fantastic Four.
ask ck
dude
he really is, i still haven't gotten around to seeing megalopolis but i might finally check it out
no content
stay tuned
claims bill burr watches them and steals their ideas
When did they say that?
then just stop making these theres nothing left here
yea he's a pretty solid actor but
I don't think I'll ever watch girls
Any news on CK? Will she be out before S4?
who's the man in the picture, some kind of german philosopher obsessed with incest?
idk it's just some guy
The Kool Klaire Kast
delete twitter its ruining whats left of you
claude monet
watching that show would kill me and i'm already dead
oh that guy, I'm not a fan of impressionism
s2 episodes
bg2
wp2
i don't care about any of it
i hate old people
imagine marrying a guy like that
Girls is one of the best shows I've seen all the way through (I don't watch much TV, though). I think my favorite character after Adam is Ray.
imagine marrying you lmao.
what do you do in your spare time?
workshop
tinker
goyslop
eater
ray is such a beast
she dated jack antonoff i'll pass
i knew s1 audio reminded me of something
hell even the writing belongs in the bin too
Why are latinx so obsessed with pornography?
tootwistedtaboo is another good one
90% of latinas were molested before puberty.
Can't imagine tying myself for life in sexual slavery to a funny guy who builds houses. And the kicker: he doesn't even constantly rewatch and quote the same movies as I do.
Sounds like hell.
fan behavior
nick is most definitely the most tolerable and normal of the original 3 though tbqhmfam
the entire 3rd world is obsessed with white women
No one outbid me! I want to pay low, so I can send it to Cryokeen to pee on.
what is she going to use the money for
Execute order 66
Nick likes bussy and is a swinger charls is the most normal and i say this unironically
To forget the memories
yeah probably he's still a gay loser though hope his kids turn out alright
I hate VGR so god damn much.
i know it smells crazy in there
come on now
I need to get rid of the sunglasses too ugh
polaroid and glasses don't have any power sorry senpai u lost
How do you know he will he seems to simp for claire a bit
what kind of bussy like tranny or twink or rough trade or buck bussy
all these sluts in these threads and they never even post tits. We need to let r9k know there's girls here or something so they can scare the hoes away
sparring kung fu hand traps with charls while listening to horse the band and convincing him white women should mix with us
hospital
go goon on discord or something with the actual sluts
nick does look at shemale compilations at his work computer, but maybe just ironically?
I trust Cryo to be a man of his word. If he doesn't agree to pee on Polaroid + Glasses then I'm not sending it.
how are you getting mogged so hard by shadi of all people
My cats mean more to me than anything else in my life. They were kittens during season 1 and have watched every season with me ever since
a month long mogging by shadi and abi
grim
nick likes mussy. post op trannies specifically
i'm not
the glasses are the key to none of this
imagine wanting to own a photo of Jet's harem when you could own a vintage polaroid of a girl drinking a beer for a fraction of the price and she probably wasnt a whore
handcuffs tape auction is next
girls get 100 dollars when they throw out garbage
so desperate for my attention they are selling my likeness to gooners maybe they should've been better friends
charls is the most normal
You mean Erik Hayden
can't believe I endorsed Shadi
she was making content so i get it
you need to be plotting revenge because they've both completely embarrassed you in ways you'll never recover from. You have to have some sort of dirt you can use to reverse uno card them.
i forgot that shadi was the only one that had her weight on her profile.
Betty is the only one degenerate enough to follow the rules of TITS OR GTFO
Chuck.. you know the white blood line is too far gone, we need to reboot it with fresh new world blood if we are to defeat the powers that be
Come on, Abi, why'd you have to rat to Shadi after I made you the best non-Greenshark fan edit?
I’m not Abi
Abi & Shadi same height. Come on now.
Rare Jet W
don't need to
boring whores will be boring whores and i learned my lesson from powtank
youtu.be
im shocked
your a dumb nigger
so whats the itinerary here
why did you add 40 dollars to your offer after a couple of hours
I didn't even watch bitchtank. It was stupid, boring, and by far the worst the show has ever been. I watched a few minutes that night Claire was drunk and getting ready to get naked and a few minutes of the finale, that's it.
Yet somehow I know everything about it because these attention loving clout chasing whores never shut the ever loving fuck up.
Bored, drunk, sitting in Isaac’s apartment
All alone, 'cause your little conversations
Got around and lookie what we all found out
(Lookie what we found) Lookie here, we all found out
That you have got a set of loose lips
Twisting stories, all because you're jealous
Now I know exactly what you're all about (what you're all about)
This is what you're all about
Claire, you're such a backstabber (stabber)
You're such a backstabber
Oh Claire , you're such a shit-talker
And everybody knows it (and everybody knows it)
Claire (Claudia), you're such a backstabber (stabber)
You're such a backstabber
Run your mouth more than anyone I've ever known
And everybody knows it (and everybody knows it)
Claire and Haley aren't 5'3 either
You’re *
why are you gross sluts still here? Fuck off already
I went camping with friends last night and woke up at 5am to go fishing.
Now I'm home and just woke up from a nap.
About to go grab some beers and spend all night playing RAID: Shadow Legends. I'm trying to get my starter champion up to 6 stars.
How are you guys doing this weekend?
abi
shadi
Cancer
shadi i literally dont care i blocked u for a reason lol and you're an alcoholic too
I don't believe you you 100% watched that shit i know because i said the same thing as you and i watched it
Tell us if Isaac has a small penis!
watching movies and watching girls have a public fight that should be playing out via group chat. Butter chicken for dinner uwu
I like drinking but I don’t think I’ve ever pass out on kitchen floors daily or erm flashed my panties to a homeless man or ever let alcohol be the blame to any bad situation
Claire has to grab a ruler and her bfs penis
a pathetic and unexpected but fitting ending to claudia's story, just like bitchtank
it's poetry. it rhymes
Could a Claire Haley reacting to stuff series gimmick go over?
i never sought for your opinion or asked for your take
my personal favorite
yo shadi did you reach out to tj yet
No I’m not gonna bother him with this bs
anybody get their shinji merch yet
Abi: Doesnt rim gets rimmed when drunk
Haley: Gers rimmed, rims when drunk
Shadi: Gets rimmed, rims twinks
Claire: Doesnt get rimmed, rims dadbods
The nigger needs to get some comeuppance.
I'm fairly confident shadi could have taken all the other bitches on at the same time
The best part of bitchtank was the call of duty match between Haley and Claire on nuketown, it was a close game.
jimmy raped shadi
then shadi raped she-jimmy
it's all making sense now
That’s gay
she will
is he still selling ass?
no i totally i agree
i have bigger fish to fry
Did you catch any big ones for dinner
physically impossible
wn2b fry cooks?
always on the hunt for bigger
that's our claudia
Claire confirmed size queen
$134.36
we need to talk about the size queen situation
I'm chillin brother, I'm chillin. Went for a cryowalk this morning and I encountered a garage sale sign and I was feeling kinda brat so I marked it up with the old classic
NO NIGGERS ALLOWED
stop gooning
pops me a little bit ngl
so whats for dinner then?
Claudia is the real size queen
Can you help me figure out why Abi and Claire broke up? I'm not that deep into the lore and didn't follow any drama. Thanks.
stop turning my kino nancy drew arc into penis stuff!
Cleh uses her nose to tickle the prostate
Claire having sex with Jet and cheating on her boyfriend is bad and all but she doesn't annoy me on a deep deep ethereal level like the sheboon does so I'm siding with her no matter what else comes out.
well the job i was going to apply to at their hiring event cancelled their event. if you voted for zion don thank you for everything. no jobs available anywhere you voted for this
that guy is ace
She's fucked half of MDE what's there to talk about?
they both liked jet but leaking discord messages is the reason the gave the public
did you suck him off too you worthless stupid whore
girls get mad at one another when they end up fucking the same guy
no we just talked about survivor and played roblox he's the reason i got into survivor
Location: Sheldonville, Massachusetts, United States
She's still fucking Jet LMAOOO
Unemployed on suicide watch
Claire's needs to be sucking off Cryokeen.
Good decision. You should tell him he needs to stream though so we have actual content instead of petty drama
accused jimmy of rape and leaked his texts
leaked the production manual
leaked claire's texts
But somehow Claire is the untrustworthy snake
CryoKeen is your dad dead? I'd kill myself if my son was 300lb in his 40s and paid to spam Anon Babble.
Jet fucked Clabi
it's whatever
bitchtank was a mistake
ugh none of the fucked Jet (he wished) I want a real answer
let it go juan maybe if you buy the polaroid she'll give you a chance
god i love the spring/summer season
they are barely realizing Fishtank is a grooming operation
It's going to be really funny when Peter Thiel is cut off, then Sam & crew lose their protection.
Can you say federal charges?
Location: Bazingaville
whoops thread
oh well fuck it
I keep forgetting I'm only like an hour away from these whippet wiggers
i want to play roblox with meg i feel like we could fuck some shit up in total drama
remember that famous line from the big bang theory haha
Isaac.jpg
abi broke up with claire when she found out that claire prefers how i met your mother over the big bang theory
the difference between me and abi is the boss baby successfully brainwashed her because she is dumb
you buttwashed boss baby
maybe he offered to buy her a gold tooth or something
no i didn't
Abi and Claire broke up because they disagreed on 6 inches being a big dick.
you're both pretty goofy for the goran gooning imo
I trust that Jet Neptune will deliver content in season 3 and we will all move on from bitchtank.
you washed his worm like a golfball cleaner
haha
I too have a small penis, so I feel really connected to Isaac right now
The only thing that can save us from nontent now is latina goth party tank
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
im prepared to bid several hundred dollars for this item btw, so be prepared if you're ready to match me
Me completely average penis will never satisfy size queen Claire.
Why even live bros??
abi is autistic and is just mirroring whatever claire does because abi for whatever reason imprinted on claire. claire is an alcoholic drug abuser so abi starts drinking and doing drugs. claire fucks jet neptune so abi tries to fuck jet neptune. claire starts beef so abi starts beef. its retarded.
abi fucked jet before bitchtank
my penis used to be big but then after I dumped my gf she changed her mind so now I don't know what to think
Whats the tea on Juan? Why does he feel compelled to harass you 24/7? Did Abi actually stay with him before getting with Unemployed?
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* PENNY !!
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* PENNY !!
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* PENNY !!
i have no idea he was one of the orbiters in her lame hugbox discord and kept sending me clips of her and letty streaming during season 3 to try to get under my skin he's a weird one fs
claire face cryo body jet penis
Was this photo taken during or after Bitchtank? If it were during Fishtank I could understand it being some sort of form ofmemorabilia.
claudia's delusional takes aren't even entertaining anymore. it's just the same boring shit on repeat
get some new material
*in penny's voice*
let it go sheldon.
You're pretty good at this
Furring and it was during me and Haley’s fight on the first night
I've been reading about the occult and witchcraft a lot lately. That photograph Abi is selling would be absolute prime material for anyone who wants to put a curse or love spell on Abi or Claire.
During *
Fishtank girls are
Pretty
Silly
Adorable
Bitchtank girls are
Vile
Cheaters
Alcoholics
Love to shit on their bfs live in front of thousands
Black
Don't @ me trying to prove otherwise it doesn't take an idiot to see this list is objective
Jet Neptune is a human trafficker and drug dealer who is going to Federal prison along with Sam Hyde.
don’t be mean to kalei
*in claire's voice*
i'm not crazy my mother had me tested
Hangs out with fags
female jimmy does riverdale bits instead of fat albert bits
experiments room was also very jimmy brained
Greg is a pedophile
i can't believe claire fucked greg i thought he was asexual
they're all pretty bad
all fishtank related girls suck
fishtank is a neptroonian psyop to turn us all gay by making us hate women
From the boss baby's point of view, it actually looks pretty successful.
hi, benleaks
she said in this thread that isaac is "ace" so I guess she has a type
Saying all girls on the show suck is a low iq cop out that is not an argument
No it's a money laundering and drug sales operation. Shed theory and 1 team are drug dealers.
I can't believe Greg fucked clair, he said he was a pedophile.
but it's literally factually true
that one actually checks out
They all literally sucked off Jet Neptune for clout
haiiii
haley....red nose
guys literally only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
NEW BAKE
Trish doesn't but she's a mutt so idc
thanks
haha what the heck thats this thread
migrate
new thread
wrong paste
oh so it's that retard
we're not even close to done with this thread, why are you doing this splitting nonsense
they're all pretty bad
he's just like that, ignore him
I believe it's the guy that Josie rejected almost two years ago.
retard, we're not even at image limit yet.
We are at the bump limit. then use it when this one hits page 8
Josie doesn't reject anyone she's fucked half of MDE.
Someone in Letty’s chat said Jet was watching her stream. Is there any way to check that?
freemasons ruined the big bang theory.
IDK why anon brought up Josie unprompted. Here's a comic.
Julianna seems okay
see, it's his gimmick
Fuck off you peanut head
Peter Thiel
That peanut only got one nut inside.
On a scale of 1-10 how good do you think Sam Hyde's head game is?
These threads aren't ready
will size queensie ever stop cheating on her brown simps with BWC?
Josie has no simps. They are hired by MDE. Literally nobody cares about an 80 iq beaner whore drug addict.
8 TARD
Even the captcha agrees.
any good ideas for when I call claudia's mom this week? I plan on sprinkling in lies with the truth to make it more confusing for claire
for instance, I'm going to tell her claudia flew to washington thinking she was meeting THE vincent gallo but she got catfished and decided to stay anyway because of the drugs. I'm going to replace the parking lot cocaine with pills, say that claudia has hep c instead of hiv, that she had sex with sam hyde instead of jet neptune, etc.
these are just some of my many ideas
The thread died. Sam's discord trying to change strategies.
Wdym she's the best out of the four as of recently
yea give us a sec man chill
the bot server went down. give it a couple minutes.
no need 2 b telling lies when reality is grim enough also fucking with someones senpai is kinda gay. consider her mom is probably not a terrible person and is worried sick about her daughter
ben taylor (production) here can confirm we're changing strategies...
I couldn't care less about post-tank drama
I'm not gonna pee or cum or poop on anything you guys send me. I may post my dick occasionally but I'm the total fuck up you guys make me out to be.
*I'm not. Oops. Lmao
OK I MAY BE A FUCK UP AND OCCATIONALLY A WEIRDO but I'm not a totally gross disgusting person like that. I'm trying really hard to be a better person.
you need to stop raping your cat to death it's really uncool
I hope they weren't too rough on you last night. Rape isn't like cool man
I'm going to need you to pee on the glasses or I'm not send them Cryo.
She's as bad as claire when she's drunk
senpai
i typed "f a m"
holy shit the word filter sucks so much ass its unreal
No one is as bad as Claire.
I never win the lottery, 60 gifted total and I lost, what's up with that
you think claudia hasn't prepared lies for the truth already? think man
I'm the total fuck up you guys make me out to be.
lol freudian slip
jet doesnt have clout his followers are bots or payrolled
diluting the truth will only end up lending more credence to her account once the false claims are debunked. consider the possibility that there might be a pi involved (one of the few things shes been constant about)
only buy this if you can shoot nice and plentiful thick ropes. otherwise, scram!
with some exceptions the only social contact i enjoy is through anonymous internet forums where I have no real identity and there's no expectations for if/what/when I post
fishtank is something 2 talk about i guess
God my dick smells so fucking good right now. too bad I'm about to shower. what a shame
that's not isaac