RESTAURANTS HATE ME

RESTAURANTS HATE ME

Your GI tract may also have a problem with you.

Nigga your car hates you too

The best part is when the upholstery absorbs the steam from your cooking allowing you to smell what you had for dinner the night before.

I don't get it. Why are you cooking in your car instead of your kitchen?

Do they though?

You have Walmart in Ireland?

$6.99 for a pound of shrimp. At a restaurant it would be $30+.

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Try to avoid eating lots of processed shit tho

using a propane stove in a small enclosed area

how long ya been homeless, leprechanon (or nubian invader)?

i bet the landlords hate you too haha

You literally just dump them in boiling water for 3 minutes, and then put them in ice water. Eat with ketchup and horseradish. Pic related is too hot to eat.

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That is the kitchen

drinking and cooking in a kitchen isn't as fun as drinking and driving and cooking in a car

I eat raw tuna and salmon from cans

peeled shrimp

slop. shrimp are best with the shells.

No, that's a car. I can tell.

Suit yourself. They have them.

The best indication of the maturity level of a person is there palette.

Sea bugs

I only buy fresh shrimp anyway. Frozen shrimp aren't worth it.

*One serving out of that bag would be $30

Margins are crazy

This nigga eatin poop

You can get deveined with shell on.

See? Deveined, peel yourself. Low calories and fat, high protein, but also high sodium and cholesterol.

Serving size 4

For who? Who the fuck only eats 4 shrimp?

lowest iq canadian

What they mean is you eat four, and then you put the rest back in the fridge and eat one every once in a while throughout the day. The reason you'll do that is because you'll have the smell of shrimp and horseradish on you, and it will remind you of the ones in the fridge.

the serving size is 4 ounces and there are 4 servings

He's clearly homeless, anon. Have some tact.

This is also true. The number of the bottom left says how many shrimp are in the bag, 31-40. The bigger the shrimp are, the lower that number is.

Grim if true.

It's a butane stove.

He's making $800+/mo by NOT paying a Jew for a shitty apartment.

the jew fears the mobile car kitchen restauranteur.