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/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #596
Found the real thread. Thank you.
he cheated
Doesn't count as cheating the way he did it
What if they never even found your body at all?
i'm not homophobic, why would i be scared of a faggot?
stop saying that
stfu faggot troon
WE ARE not SAFE HERE WE’re GOING BACK TO Anon Babble
I get banned every time I post there, no thanks
someone make a women of fishtank/ip thread on Anon Babble
Suppose you were on Fish Tank. What would you need to do to win the grand prize?
Just sit in your bed all day and jack off, it worked for Burt.
It takes the fortitude of a Josie, combined with the dedication of a TJ, and a willingness to push the boundaries like a cerified genius gay nigger
Is this one of those faggy Scott threads or a regular ftl threads?
It's a Scott thread, dickhead.
wosie desu
jeet women are so hot
id marry a jeeta if there was a guarantee the kids would still be white
why come bad ideas doesn't simply just show up in person at the wigger compound and confront them if he hates them so much?
we need to be converting hot well educated indian brahmin women to Christ with high level theological debates
BUILT FOR BWC
time for 'ffee
grab life by the claw
another lazy insult from a disgusting, insolent bitch. i’ve even seen you say this before and then backtrack on it bc you have no spine. my best friend in elementary school grew up in a strict christian household and could only watch spongebob, i tried to put on cartoon network at their house and her mom made me change it, now she’s married with kids. i haven’t seen it since the first movie came out, but it was a fun show created by a marine biologist who is now dead of cancer. your favorite cartoon, the simpsons, was created by an atheist who got foot massages on the lolita express. you are a literal witch that practices witchcraft, stop telling people that they are going to hell, it makes me sick. i hope you have a terrible day
get her ass!!
why even pose for a picture with a white claw
because its mango and it almost matches his shirt, pretty neat
hi squidward
my pee came out of my penis all weird and split in two streams and i peed on my jeans
many such cases
Why won't Dave or her bf bail her out?
I miss you beautiful CK...
use more big words next time 0/5 peters
Communicate with the audience and be the self-insert character.
also ur moms a hoe
anyways
is this the real thread for real niggas? (like scott)
i wish scott was real
everyone i know who grew up watching spongebob is low iq but go off i guess
Motion to ignore Claire from here on out unless she posts pics of what Jet got to see
well i’m sorry but maybe that has more to do with you growing up in retardland, usa
Is Scott winning the auction for the Polaroid?
scott emailing isaac is one of the top 10 best scott moments of all time
scott sullivan mma types emails by using a big punching bag shaped keyboard and punching and kicking the letters
is this memeing or did it actually happen?
stop making fucking threads you mentally ill freaks these nothing here anymore just let go
stop making fucking threads you mentally ill freaks these nothing here anymore just let go
isn't interested in keeping up to date with a bunch of boring morally bankcrupt zoomettes high school drama bullshit
ngmi
you're literally just saying that because taylor has fetal alcohol syndrome
i have an abundance of scottposts in my heart and it is my duty to share them with the world
Nice VPN, faggot
A few Tacxin mentions on Letty’s stream a few minutes ago.
we’re anticipating t*ylor’s response to the spinquest scam allegations
cowardice/very small pp
i could ruin the larp but i believe in keeping kayfabe alive
its good for business
jet neptune dies today
he really fucked up.
Jet asked people for free labor to help with Bloodgames 2 construction.
bad ideas could have just showed up with his power tools to get close enough.
youre all alone accept it and go try to fix yourselves
you need to manifest jet getting exotic animals for bg2, i had a vision and it’s the only way
i can't believe taylor fucked jet
i forgive taylor
youll never be forgiven and your forgiveness doesnt matter
I forgive you and taylor
Q can save BG2
erm actually i have a lot of friends who i hide all this shit from
i forgive jet for everything thats happened and everything that is to come
you gotta draw the line somewhere and for me it was taylor gaining 30lbs purely from eating cum from various men
lowercase Taylorsimp Canada anon is actually Taylor on a VPN
thread needs some Burt
anyways
living like larry
What has Taylor done now?
we need to use AI to incorporate BVRT into the S1 and S2 /ftl/ archives
thread needs some malia
she cheated and it's brown
What is your Burtsona?
instagram.com
everyone is just now realizing that she’s 5’0
Dang poor PJ must be spinning in his grave as she spins slots
I haven't ever watched this shit but that third guy from the left looks just like Vinesauce Joel.
Why did you guys try and be on Anon Babble yesterday? You looked insane
i am mortified
Looked insane
Everyone here is a retarded lunatic
exactly, like this would be even more kino if burt was burting off in the bed behind him
nuh uh
it was awesome we looked awesome
Yeah i finally got a shot at being Claire, it was not as fun as i thought it would be
Even the anine spamming loser was there doing his gimick. Why dont you just report every single post of his for avatarfagging?
Do you think they'll ever pay him back for the doordash? Will they provide him with a gas allowance for season 4?
it was probably just 12 people larping as Anon Babble anons out of the loop and klaus.
wn2b boofing benzedrex
because we secretly love him and hate to see him banned?
don’t even joke like that
C-could I get some of my gas allowance, Jet?
rita turns into a huge cunt by like the second season
youll be married in a year in seattle
homeschooling your kids in three
convincing yourself your living the american dream
and ill be gooning out in california
it doesn’t work and eventually you don’t even register his posts
A little but Dexter is a shitty father figure at the start it isn't until the later seasons he gets his shit together and even then he's a shitty father. He left Rita to care for everything and bring breakfast as if that's all it took to make things ok. I don't even like Rita all that much but Dexter is kinda retarded
This is what Vance drives for fuck sakes. He drives a sunflower. You have to go out of your way to find these since they cash 4 clunkered them all off the road.
He's just a weird guy. He's weird.
klaus and gang when we stop pretending to hate each other
I cant believe letty jerked off an elephant
this is the prank call guy?
rolling.
malia has something that trish could NEVER compete with (eyebrows)
fuck it, let's do this
Malia is a mudshark
name of 5
The 2 white ones mog
No rerolls allowed
Do you not see the @ right abover her fucking head?
Damn #8 is sexy
Nubian queens in my area?
bro lila immediately went to fuck batista when it wasn't working with dexter, bitch is evil
Fuck i wanted one of the black ones
8
let it go juan
FUCK
She looks like she walks really slow through the crosswalk, but only if it's a white person she thinks looks racist (all of them)
rolling...
they call vance "crybaby" and "the wept" behind the scenes btw i don't know why he sits there and takes it but he does
same reason they don’t promote his “music”
what do they call maejok
vance eats shit out of sam’s ass and likes it
the real reason is that they don't know how to tell him off.
every single time they tell him that its over, thanks for your help and you can go home now he just shows up the next day like nothing happened.
Why is Vance catching strays, he's the most reliable and least degenerate guy on the crew
They call maejok Binx's strongest warrior
he's nontent
Vance is the kinda nigga to gatecrash a random funeral for a free lunch
maejokoff it's not really clever and no one ever even cracks a smile over it but they just keep saying it
I see no action, but everyone talks
'Bout what they'd do with their backs to the wall
DO IT
when "content" is grooming pimply sub mid crash outs who then come here to make this place their personal discord server being nontent seems like a virtue
vance catches loads with his face
You could actually hear Vance weeping and wailing inconsolably one night during the first bloodgames on the forest cam.
whatever wn2b eating big hot ham and cheeses from hardees
most reliable
i can think of someone who might disagree
One man grabs a devil's tail, holding on tight
One hand in the reaper's hand, guide me toward the light
scott is vance if he made content
vance is mauro if he wasn't fat gay and mexican
i believe this bc jet is too dumb to go with the obvious gayjok
the weeknd rules
i thought vanced sucked in s1 but i like him as production
vance plays the straight man, every show needs a straight man
He has a nice sister
he sold his soul to sam levinson it was a tag team deal with max martin but i had a tomato water vodka drink named after him once it was pretty good
He sucked but he was still more content than Josie. She’s was the true nontent slut of season 1.
And it's been so long
Isall the mystery gone?
And it's been so loh oh oong
ALL THE MISTEERYYY
you know who was a vance bro so i have personal beef
heh tell that to the radical left woke mob
go woke go broke i say
nonbinary? more like nonBUYnary kek
non binary bisexual bane m words
vance just needs more confidence, wn2b hyping him up
remember when people could actually crack a joke without being thrown in jail? when men were men and women were women? now its all ruined because of the woke mind virus and their DEI agenda
shut the fuck up
boys aren't even boys anymore. hah!
trish gooners we in here
my dog transitioned into a cat
found the libtard!
CK missed her chance on the CKOLE CKOCK and look what happened
most of you would have sex with another man if the mood was right. like if a girl wanted to watch you do it or something. your posts are proof of this!
if u transition to a girl you can save on car insurance #protip
yeah they get sent to trans storytime and come out with an axe wound where their cock was and if the parents complain they lose their jobs
This is a weird thread like actually
He's a yes man and a push over for the wiggers. I don't hate him but I completely understand why he's catching strays.
keep her in jail !
youtube.com
HELL YEAH you tell those pink haired child groomer libtards what's what brother
my detransitioned friend is the smartest guy i know fr
Or if you wanted to practice with your bros so you can fuck your girlfriends better. Totally normal. Totally straight. Context matters.
You never see Cole's mom posted anymore, not even for momtank coles mum had nice hair.
Expect the authorities to show up at your place. Your post offended me.
yeah that’s true. every baseball team in my area was doing that and baseball is the most masculine and american sport,
Would that actually work, Brit care to chime in? are you getting into trouble as we speak
People in the UK have gotten in trouble for offensive posts so yea sadly.
Anti-woke people have become just as gay and cringe as 2010s SJWs
don't think your 13 years old son needs his dick
slit and put on hormone therapy + puberty blockers?
OOPSIE DOOPSIE looks like you need your kid taken from you and given to a couple of "married" PEDARASTS.
the woke mind virus is the number one threat to humanity, thank god donald trump is there to
save us and lead the crusade of our time.
i was doing this for awhile and then realized i don't even need the gf bit
the authorities in question
kek what is this facebook boomer-tier picrel
if a "man" is feminine enough for me to fuck he's a woman
that’s like denzel washington in the equalizer-coded
Thats why Anon Babble is good if you cant call people a nigger or faggot whats the point on having an a internet connection
right wingers love making imaginary scenarios
just found out weight watchers can prevent weight gain due to menopause...this is fucking awesome
doesn’t count
The lion does not concern himself with the green line test.
Libertea feels good init?
uh just had a knock on my door
i'd like to state that all my posts are in jest and i wholeheartedly respect and support the LGBTQAI2S+ community and harbor no will will towards any minorities who are the backbone if this country
in ancient rome they had a festival where they carried a penis statue through a field that's fishtank
i would also like to sincerely apologise to any groups who may have been offended by my previous posts and i will strive to be a decent person moving forward
it’s like dennis miller is here
that's a fucked up looking vehicle. almost as bad as an early 2000s mercury sable. dog shit
looks like a car a cocksucker would be driving
yummy pussy
i stay winning i never lose i always win
fellow 2fer huh? save some for the rest of us!
she lost like 20kgs since s3
i love the midwest
when tf do you sleep
yummy
The only woman I've been with was a friend's ex, and it didn't last a year.
I lost both the friend and the girlfriend
how do i get the ogre on my podcast
Call ICE
i blasted that full volume as soon as the police drove away
they hate me
you don’t have a podcast
You have to check Mazda Miata and other car meetups cross referenced with Abi's hometown in Alabama
Or Poland Anon probably has his socials
Go to Home Depot you're sure to find one of Abi's exes out front.
His twitter is @aleksdoesntkn0w
Fishtank girls and abusive Latinx bfs.
Name a more iconic duo.
They both deserved it tho.
I also find it way more likely that Methleigh was the one abusing Clayton anyways
/ftl/, do your thing
youtube.com
that's fair
I also find it way more likely that Methleigh was the one abusing Clayton anyways
that's the general consensus
clayton mayo
claudia mayo
robin energy
Scott Sullivan's Ginger Pork Marinade
scott sullivan material master associates proton mail
I would give anything to see Clayton do some luchadore Eddie Guerrero type shit after Tayleigh was probably mouthing off acting tough.
its boring and retarded here
tell claire to post tits
sorry to interrupt sad breakfast club
real niggas are in the Anon Babble thread
scott sullivan mma putting on tiny reading glasses with a chain on them and squinting his eyes and typing out an email using only his pointer fingers
I threwed up
bye pedophiles
scott sullivan andrews
we need to find out who has the bigger cock out of jet and issac and the only way to do that is if claudia samples issac's cock and probably jets again too since she can't remember it vividly enough
i meant vgr not issac
let go of your parasocial bonds and let this place disappear youre doing nothing for yourself by staying here
Did TJ ever reply to your DMs?youtube.com
yeah and then post the vids in these threads for confirmation
do you for real read these
faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994
W
peter paling my way round scott city on my newely bought jozys
Why'd they turn Archie into calarts chibi shit?
i'd guess vgr's cock is respectably long but on the skinny side whereas jet's is a bit shorter but more of an all-rounder
yes and they are more entertaining than the gay guy show
they will eventually be "leaked" here anyway once that bridge is completely burned
nigga you gay
betty killed a cat because her dad told her to
that's not canon archie is all american
dan parent m words
it's because netflix bought the international distribution rights 4 riverdale american riverdale is still cw
i'd like to hear your take on it(vgr and jet's cocks) since you have that image saved you're probably well versed in the matter
I was more of a Scooby Doo kid.
i liked the cartoon network show
i already gave you an accurate description of jet's cock yesterday. vgr is giving like 5.5" cut trimmed bush vibes i guess
vgr is giving like 5.5" cut trimmed bush vibes i guess
good call. i can see that
we could be a wildcard 7 incher tho idk. i need more pics to divine properly
nah i retract my last guess, i think yours is probably closer to the truth
This one is a classic
still at this point its all speculation
caspers scare school m words
you would love dilbert
Claire did you read babysitter's club?
no the 90s are cringe
That's fair.
Fake tits ruin everything. Would rather see lopsided weird hag tits on a fit body than stupid fake tits
fishtank ppl as dear evan hansen characters
evan - brian
heidi - ben
zoe - jc
cynthia - letty
larry - hadrian
connor - cole
jared - jimmy
alana - ck
my non denominational rock concert was fricken hype.
so we've established that issac has a small dick and jet's is at the very least decent. we've also established that shadis spic has a cock on the smaller side. we can make an educated guess that the cock sizes are issac > spic > jet but we don't know where vgr fits into the picture
vgr's cock is the last piece of the puzzle
are you the tjmaxxer
Shadi also said Jimmy's was big like 8 inches and hurt her.
s2 is non-canon
a little bit like a garbage can or a grown up man in his late 30s
if you wanna have friends then you gotta be clean
peeing michael will save bg2
but lets not be distracted from the topic at hand (cocks)
when she's not whoring she's boring
manifesting a binx stream where she unboxes labubus
That's pretty much all she bought in Japan.
me when i need robux
No TJ no watch
binx is boring nontent
manifesting a claire stream where she unboxes vgr (as in removes his boxers to reveal his cock)
lame dogpile it was fun while it lasted
poor maejok
manifesting a greg stream where he admits to ordering the pizzas
is it true that your libido is tied to the time of year?
?
free Israel
replace brian and jc with tj and taylor are u happy now
is this sissy hypno
from the river to the sea
there's nowhere else for you to flee :)
no
huge missed opportunities that bg2 isnt Palestinian vampires.
this nigga is jet on a vpn i’ve seen him sneaking the idea that jet has a nice dick multiple times now, hey asshole being bigger than isaacs micropenis doesn’t mean anything, most of us have seen your cock (unwillingly) and we do not like it! me personally, i think it looks like something from an alien world but to each their own
U have a crazy good thigh gap
I love how antisemitic she is.
i wish everyone had perfect cocks.
I want a perfect BWC
I want a perfect soul
i can see how that can be misinterpreted. i dont mean girls.
me when wiggers hype themselves up
Did the balenciagas stay on during sex?
NEW SLUT MACHINE
Having a small penis is actually really cool because instead of jerking with your palm all you need is a finger and a thumb
Hey bros big day today my bro George is FIVE YEARS SOBER TODAY!! Can we get a LETS GOOOO! for George?!?
Bro I think you have a micropenis
the third place prize for bitchtank was a stack of victim cards
boring people bore people
Third place was sex with Jet
Second place was getting gooned by Jimmy
First place was Wesley Halcyon
burt people burt people
mogger
awesome
unique
respectful
original gangster
Claire, we're gonna need you to get a job. You're on here 24/7.
And then my mama call me and she say "you heard about that guy who got killed by da cops kneeling on em?!?" And I say "nah I didn't", and mama say "That's your dad!!"
it's so over
pit stop
caminos strat isn't a real job
guys go out and stop posting here you only have one life
If you don't want to work, at least give us a fishtank dick ranking or something. Make content.
i dont want to make content im just bored
Justice for ogre
A fan cucked by his heroes
Many such cases
If Claire was a good Mormon mid instead of Catholic she would be too busy taking care of her 4 white children Hunter, Madisonleigh, Brixton, and Brixtonleigh and enjoying a nice crumbl cookie to post on here.
Then spill some tea or something. Boredom is no excuse. Does Jet smell as bad as he looks?
we must save claire from her boredom and run a rape train on her <3
wn2b watching the secret lives of mormon wives on hulu
your trad wife does not exist senpai
its time to fuck around and find out.
I don't need a trad wife I just don't want a chick who had Goran's penis in her mouth.
catholicism m words
We need to be working the collective works of Paul Verhoeven
you will never be him but keep trying
Johnny Cash - Burt (cover of Burt by Nine Inch Nails)
catholicism is a pedo death cult anyways
yeah i dont like the people but they saints are alright
Upper midclass influencers do not live normal lives no matter their background. My normal middle class Mormon friends have completely normal wives. It’s selling your face for social media revenue that corrupts.
my church pastor speaker or whatever joked that he used chatgpt to write some of his message today. everyone laughed and clapped.
Vincent Gallo is mid and so is VGR. He cursed Roger Ebert with colon cancer and then Roger Ebert died of cancer. Satanic black magic shit. Sick shit!
why did you check
Grim I would convert to Orthodox
i do not care
reminder cheryls parents worship mammon and she burns their house down and rebuilds
chatgpt is my boyfriend
it's over
Roger Ebert got throat cancer from eating his black wife's pussy
You know who we really should be remembering someone who doesn't get enough credit?
Autismfishy
Pussy, the silent killer.
What was Teej try to say here?
if vgr had a wife she would be a family vlogger (he's moses hacmon coded)
a lot of these people really treat the lord’s day like a motivational stand up routine. sam hyde should be a mega church pastor he would be perfect for it.
don't bring up random orbiters and streamstars here bro
*trying
isaaacccc play battlefront 2 with me
You watch entirely too much TV
and so is VGR
you can't say that when we haven't had a cock status yet *cough claudia cough*
tj is a broken man
You outted yourself as a newfag. Autismfishy was hot shit during s2 she was on top of her game
yes and your mom's a hoe
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!
We all know why he watched it.
fishtank is like the live action scooby doo movie meets the wizard of oz and it's just some scared f slur at the end of the rainbow
I thought we agreed VGR only paid enough for the kissing package?
so far
we're not in kansas anymore issac
Umm, it's hardly in "new" condition.
taking Claire to East St. Louis and leaving her there
Josie...
anyways
eating toasted ravioli with Claire in Dogtown
Going to Branson and watching the Japanese guy play the fiddle
the thing about being from kansas is when you tell people you're from kansas they just talk about the wizard of oz it's literally that boring
Bidding $1000 for the photograph then initiating a charge back because "item not as described". Ya hate to see it.
Did you ask an AI to tell you about Vincent Gallo instead of watching the two movies he's made?
my uncle who molested my step-cousin and hanged himself in jail lived in KC
RUH ROH! CLAIRE NEEDS SCOOBY SNACKS (jets sizable cock)
why would i want to watch movies made by a guy i've never heard of LOL
can you check if TJ has watched "The Celebration/Festen"
Ebert did immeasurable damage to film criticism. There's no Rotten Tomatoes without Ebert.
1000 views
impressive
yes i see the hypocrisy in that statement but i stand by it
My dad really likes buffalo 66
chatgpt is my bff
peter sciretta m words he even made his own clerks knockoff on imovie (before he became a disney vlogger)
Claire I would take you shopping in Crestwood and we can eat Panera Bread
she will regret selling this as they'll be friends again someday
Nah fuck that whore, besides it's less work for Gemma to show up considering
She's not posted cause she's ugly and looks exactly like Cole
A properly produced ClabiTank would do numbers
Naw not on his letterboxd
Anyways, I made $1000 in about two hours today.
When does Burt show up
cool go spend it on whores and whippets
spinquest?
anyways when does kato show up
anything binx does grimes already did it better
god jet must have been so bored of you after two days
What happened to the guy last thread who said he was going to win it? Did he get outbid?
is it a sin to jerk off to drawings? chatgpt cant seem to make up its mind
only boring people get bored
imagine unironically being a gooner lol no wonder they were so pressed about the hawk tuah jokes
There's still several days until the auction finishes. Bidding now just drives the price up and commits the greatest sin of all, giving Abi more money.
Any chance Payton is coming to BG2?
is this jimmy
probably i found it in my camera roll not sure where its from
that's why abi quits everything except being jet's personal assistant
scary
credit where credit is due her fits do be going nuts
Would you guys fuck Jupiter Neptune? I want to say yes, but she also looks too much like Jet.
let it go juan
Xio has never and never will
new
anyways
"caminos strat"
yes and he still lives with his parents because the caminos strat isn't exactly reliable lol
You have Google, Claudia. You know I don't live at my parents'.
yea CLAUDIA
yeah he lives with his aunt
hot!
real
lol