The Hawk Tuah girl has released a new app on the App Store. It’s a height checker that verifies chuds aren’t trying to squeeze an extra few inches on their height and deceive women into thinking they’re chads.
Hawk Tuah releases new app
Could you imagine if they made an app to check women’s weight or makeup? Instaban by Apple and investigation by DOJ and Congress.
Women need every advantage they can get to keep incels from dating them.
I'm 5'11" but could easily pass as 6' still i think
The app should autofile a lawsuit against chuds for misrepresentation and fraud when they lie about their height to ladies on the internet.
So thots can have this but we cant have coalfax?
Women rule the world. Whatever women want, they get
jewish psyop bitch does jewish scyop shit. kill all nefarious jews, and fuck you too.
Based. Fucking manlets lying about their height are dysgenic garbage.
I fucked 4 bitches out west in 2 months and I'm only 5'8 and I didn't approach any of them. I also punched out like 15 people in that time, did a lot of crime and a lot of drugs. With that said I did narrowly avoid death twice.
Stop caring about what other people think and grow a pair of balls, because no one sure-as-fuck gives a fuck about what you think. I don't mean this website as a collective, but you as an individual.
It starts by getting your body and mind in proper form. You can do that right now. Afterward, and inevitably, you'll need to touch some grass. I'm sure you'll do it eventually, Timmies.
On a side note, I am basically finished with this country. I've seen all there is to see and, in general, Canadians are incredibly retarded people. Also this place is being invaded by pakis with the help of old White people and the police. You could try and fight it if you wanted but it's pointless. Most people here are, and probably forever will be too cowardly to actually force change. I was in countless debates about whether or not violence is in fact the only solution. In the end every single person I debated with ended up agreeing that violence is, in fact, the only solution to our problems. I then conceeded that it's true, even though it's the only solution, nobody in this country cares enough to bring it to that.
Old people, drug addicts, politicians,
rich people and criminals are basically all of equal blame for sinking this ship. The states never looked better and it's time I went South. Hopefully forever.
Oh yeah, I won. Hahahahah ,,l,,
Also, OP, if you see me posting in youe thread then it's shit.
dating apps are now two spergs pasting ai responses into an app until the ai suggests they fuck and the ai accepts
lol
Bro I just keep getting arrested over and over again tbqh
What happens if the app doesnt gauge your height right or work peoperly? The old apple tool had that issue. It would say my dick was 34 inches lmfao
This is absolute gay fucking feminist nonsense. It proves the point that any sort of dating app does not work.
Hit them hard, fast, and run.
I mean, with this life jail is a given. Just don't go to far and end up in the penitentiary. A couple months of meditation never hurt anyone. Don't take their meds lol
Who’s more Astro turfed, this chick or Lex Fridman?
They're both kikes so hard to tell.
Clarifications:
A couple months of meditation never hurt anyone.
A couple months in jail/prison
Don't take their meds lol
Don't take medication perscribed to you by doctors or whatever
When will real women be invented?
What is Hawk Tuah?
When you're 6'4" you don't have to lie. Unfortunately, girls don't only are about height, but also mass. 6'4" 200lbs is too lanky for women. They want 6'4" 250lbs minimum
ai conversation assistant
to help keep conversations authentic
now chad can apply for 10 times the sex positions, his dick will never need to be dry. now chad can have multiple different women every single day. amazing
not your blog faggot and we're full.
Some chick who said “hawk tuah spit on that thang” in a southern twang on a viral video. She turned it into a career and a means of fame. Some people including me feel like that fame is artificial
Just more kike bullshit to dehumanize mankind and make everything corporatized and artificial for maximum "profit" (really just more data profiling for our enslavement to technocrats) and to atomize everyone.
Fuck that astroturfed kikess with a red-hot rebar rod.
They literally want to use every metric of data collected to turn this world into a digitally-run hellscape enslavement farm.
We should develop a body count estimator app.. We could use AI to gauge the degree of "thousand cock stare" in their eyes and compare that to their Instagram photos looking for vacations, cars, spa days, and restaurants the bitch can't afford to see how many men a year she's banging.
this is my blog once this shitty thread was made, get lost scrub
Is that the Maori girl?
No, that’s the chick from somewhere in the south who said you have to spit a loogie on a dick before giving head
literally needing an app that has AI "coaching you" every step of the way to not show yourself as a socially engineered cookie cutter whore
Jesus Christos.
The absolute state of big tech and corporate-made whoo-ers.
As a guy you literally have to do everything humanly possible to peacock enough to attract a woman and for what? Your reward is a text message made by an AI because she feels it beneath her to type out a few words to respond. Dark times we live in. Makes me feel better about being a volcel.
App looks like it glows
this
honeypot for women haha
You're thinking of Haka Tua.
Not on android?
Girls don’t date guys who use android. Android users are almost as cringe to them as short guys.
Wrong, Android is the masculine choice. Apple is feminine. Girls HATE males who own Apple products.
Why is the name not a Hawk Tuah pun? Does it at least make a hawk tuah sound when it detects your height?
I fucking hate modern women and the dating game they have cooked up. They update their tinder profiles more frequently than their resumes and have more miles of cock than their cars have months remaining on the lease. Usury credit has reduced all the princess to whores. They deserve the future they have bought on contingency and are yet to pay for.
fake tabloid article
Nigger
Man fuck that stupid whore. I guarantee you she is a wedding ring away from gaining 75 lb.
But Gen Z has the best looking women. Not even because they’re young. They just look better than a 20 year old millennial, Xer, or boomer did at the same age
she was talking about anal
Im really sorry about you manlets, its really not fair, i would try going to Thailand and finding myself a short asian girl there if i were you.
Shut up fag. Back in my day all the girls were a buck 20. They were like two fat girls. All the rest were fit even if their face wasn't pretty.
T Class of 1986
No, she was not, coomer
They just want big strong men who can control them with violence bro, they will never go for a manlet who cant even beat her to death if he feels like it, women need men who can be able to control them both physically and mentally.
this song goes very hard
and deceive women into thinking they’re chads.
cool. Is she going to educate women on what the average male height is so women don't keep thinking that 6 feet men are average?
How did Hawk Tuah manage to mindbreak so many chuddies so quickly?
(((Hailey Welch)))
Her accent is so fake that it has to be a humiliation ritual.
Yup. I never got into strip parlors because Grade 10 in 1968-69 was far far more erotic. Beautiful German girls in micro mini diaphonous baby doll dresses, pantihose and see through panties and high heeled shoes all day long all around me all the time. And long silken hair. The eroticism was off the walls.
Why would women need this if they're on a sex strike?
i knew a crazy chick in my compsci course that was building a similar tool but to measure penis length. she said she was tired of “mens lies” and wanted to “humble them”.
weirdly she asked me to help train the AI (she was using openCV to do this w/python) by taking pictures of my johnson at varying angles and different levels of hardness/softness. I sent a few pics of my soft manhood but was too nervous to get hard. i ended up telling her i was uncomfortable with the project and she stopped speaking to me completely.
did i fuck up? still think about it to this day.
Im so glad her dads debt notes are getting flushed down the shitter by his finance team lol. It is a good move by a non fara compliant agent to cause more division on the other hand.
I'm 165cm but I need 190cm chad because if I wear heels I don't want to be taller than my beta ATM
god that is so hot. imagine her giggling when she saw those soft angles.
the whole thing was probably fake you know that right anon?
I'm 5'8" too and I've had 2 fights with a 6'3 cement truck driver and I beat him both times easily.
I was also on my university wrestling team and there was this old guy shorter than me that would tie me up in knots.
Being big is nice, and good for you if it works for you but it's not all that. The only people I know that make a big deal about being tall that i've known were guys that were tall. It bespeaks an insecurity that they obsess on on it so much. And they ain't getting more or better pussy than me.
% change
every single year is positive
All you shown was that Tinder's growth is starting to stagnate. They're still making a killing.
clown world
So how do you intend to live in the US for more than 6 months at a time. The beaurocratic complexities even of your car registration in a foreign jurisdiction will catch up with you sooner or later no?
if I saw you irl I'd smash your head with a rake, manlet bitch
You can over value your collateral for only so long before you have to “socialize the losses”.
relationship guru
21 years old
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT AHHHHH
Black Mirror predicted this
In an economy based on assuming infinite growth, stagnation is considered failure.
It's incredible how height is litterally the only thing women care about, and they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
What's more worrying is that some "men" will probably attempt using this app as well.
Could you imagine if they made an app to check women’s weight or makeup?
There was actually this app that removed makeup from women's faces. The outrage in the media and social media was hilarious. The app got banned real quick.
In the current year, only women are allowed to have "standards" or preferences. If you are a man, you better be an absolute 6'5" muscular chad with a chiseled jaw and full head of hair to get any woman, whether she is a fat fuck or has an OF, doesn't matter. You are OBLIGATED to fuck her.
it's written like it's a feature ("upload your photo and this fun AI will estimate your height") but it's certainly a requirement.
I think that’s more of an American female thing than a European or Canadian thing. Our population is more propagandized to
This. They need that pussy pounded in a way that lanklets cant even into
she isn't releasing shit
she is now an owned ip and a whore, if she wasn't already before the infamous video
It’s wild how much women deceive their looks. Social media is fkn cancer. So much thots you think are 8+/10 are literally 4-5/10 in real life
The selection pressure for height is so extreme, in a few thousand years men will have sex differences in scale like spiders (but sexes reversed), 5 meter men and 80 cm women.
ai conversation handholder
authenticity
holy retardation
She coded it herself. When she ain’t spittin’ on that thang, she’s in Xcode
did a lot of crime and a lot of drugs.
That’s why you get laid, easiest way to get laid is get into crime and drugs
I got this gun from my dad
safety, always off
imagine if the roles were reversed tho.
the eternal reactionary.
Oh I know.Rubbing up a hot horny skinny girl who craves it is something that's lost on our younger generation. Kids they want the dick.
I guarantee you there is litterally no difference between an American and an European woman.
All of your social media trends and cultural beliefs are pushed upon us 24/7.
There is a gazillion videos of street surveys showing French female zoomers asked on the streets the minimum height to date them, and they all answer 190cm (6'3", only 4% of French men reach that height or higher) and for the salary 10k€ a month (only 1,6% of the French population earns 8k€ a month or higher)
The infamous video was as equally staged. ‘Launch content’ and ‘generating reality through media’
European women just sound and act so much reserved and polite. Ours not so much. You lucky, bro
I carry around a machete and jumbo can of bear mace for retards like you. Last guy that pulled a weapon on me got knocked out with 1 punch before he could swing it, and that was just a week ago at the library in downtown Victoria, BC. You would walk past me with your head down, coward.
The bigger they are the harder they fall. I've been shorter than nearly every person I've fought, and the only fight I ever lost was against someone shorter than me. Height means literally nothing. Uncoordinated lanklets make me laugh. I'll throw a punch with like 50% and end up knocking someone out. The most punches someone was able to take from me is 5. It's all about setting up your punches, feint the straight-right, then set into a nasty left hook has been one of my staples for 10 years but most people don't even make it past the first right hook or right cross.
I'd rather live as a God-damned beach bum in America than stay here with you retards.
It's easy enough to play within their rules; me personally? I wear skinny jeans and stuff a summer sausage with a mushroom head whittled out into them. By the time she figures it out then we're both naked and it's not rape if both people are naked. Added bonus, I get a post coitus snack high in sulfates to replace my depleted electolytes
launched by herself or launched by somebody that already owned her?
regardless of the timeline of events, since that video, she no doubt owes some shady entity millions of dollars for her globetrotting and setting up of a podcast and dating app, etc that she will never get out from under and will be pushed into onlyfans in due time
Women need every advantage they can get to keep incels from dating them.
incels need not to date woman.
they just to kill woman like niggers do.
since that video
That video was planned, she's a rich jewess that isn't very good looking and has no talents but wanted to be famous so her rich daddy made it happen
This is so laughably untrue. My second night in Calgary like 2 months ago I was drinking in a park with 3 friends when I was approached by a 5'11, 20 year old, smoking hot (9/10) native who proceeded to tell me she was into White boys and that I was one of the most good looking men she'd ever seen. Ended up telling her I don't do relationships but not before fucking her in some bushes for an hour. She literally cried when I told her that, left the city a couple days later and I literally never seen her again. You people think your false narratives are real and only retards will believe you.
How exactly does an app determine height? Does it send a drone with a tape measure to your house or something?
Europoor women are even worst. American women are at least nice and friendly. European women are always bitchy. They also tend to drink the propaganda straight from the hose, while at least the american women have sometimes a bit of an afterthought. The europoor women take every single liberal thing up to eleven, because there is no cultural alternative in Europe.
There are ways to estimate using perspective tricks but it only works if it's a full body shot with an object that you know the height of.
Canadian women, once they hit a certain age, are generally terrible as well. A lot like how you described European women. They have this sense of entitlement and any challenge is seen as an attack. It's generally a bad experience when engaging with them on any capacity.
forgot pic
trust me you wouldnt do shit little e-pussy leaf boy. go use some more public services you welfare bitch
if you were to try and attack me with a rake I ensure that you would end up either badly beaten or dead.
nice larps, you look like a crackead
the whole fad of people "interviewing" whores on bar streets is itself such a stupid fucking thing & so are the absolute idiots who consume that garbage
smacks nigger lips
AYO AYO SHAWTY AYO
HOW MANY DICKS U DONE BEEN SUC??!
Teehee oh idk like 174
SHIEEEETTTT
That's all it is
She made one kinda funny joke like a year ago.
Based on zodiac signs
AI and science based
I hate women
idk how a lot of guys fall for the filters. lots of fat girls use filters to slim their faces down & a bunch of retards inflate their egos. so now 200 pound girls have the same confidence (arrogance?) as hot sorority girls
ok little manlet leaf bitch
Hey now, a little crack never hurt no one.
Its ogre
wow so cool, I bet youre real fun to hang out with.
I am.
Why the US? Its on the same path as Canada. Go to Russia instead.
Your weather is sublime. Also America is culturally similar to Canada. Also I enjoy NFL football more than any other sport. Also I am part American. American is also close and the border easy to cross.
You're an ugly shitskin, that's all. Girls don't care about height as long as you're White sized.
Why would you drive around with you tag in your vehicle so the police can now use that to charge you with every tag you have placed around the city?
Not my vehicle
I tagged the shit outta 4 different cities in like 10 weeks
also I dont give a fuck about jail or prison
fuck the police
fuck you too bitch ass nigga
you are one sexy motherfucker, leaf
thanks >:)
I just got banned from hinge for no reason at all kek
I want an app to check if she's virgin or not
no weight detector for the landwhales trying to hide their triple chins with bizarre camera angles?
I just downloaded the app, it doesn't even work without paying, kek
But Gen Z has the best looking women.
1 week trail
trail
Imagine being the faggot who spend money on this shit
Just wear taller shoes.
The most attractive looking girls were born between the gen x/millennial era, the middle, not before, and not after. It's been years since I've seen a girl who stupified me with her beauty, and we have the internet now to circulate everyone's pictures. Something was lost, but you don't know it.
"Porkie" features
* Weight detector (99.9% accurate even against FGAS)
* Bodycount™ technology uses advanced social media algorithms to accurately assess number of prior sexual partners
* SocialSoapAI instantly removes make-up, hairdye and 356 of the most common digital filters (also detects use of Photoshop™ tools).
* BlushTone Photograph Analyser uses photometric techniques developed by leading government agencies during the Covid™ epidemic to measure body temperature and skin tone to give 'red flag' guidance on STD likelihood
* Arflebarfle Chat Assist filters incoming messages for nonsense and automatically replies using your choice of three advanced ChadManPlus digital personas (Dark Triad Psycho, Death Row Inmate and Biker Bad Boy)
you are extremely hideous and smashed a few fat hogs.
manlet thread
oldest woman I fucked was 21. This blonde was 18. Lol, lmao. I won.
Isn't the dating app market already saturated? Do they actually think this will have users? Why would anyone go here instead of Tinder? What makes it better? America truly is the land of opportunity.
fucking wiggers
the fuck's a wigger?
Women are a meme
43$ a month for anything is insane, this shit is based.
overcharge women for everything. fuck women.
32 years old, never had a gf, never will
kek
Women want a tall man because they want to fuck older men. Men want to fuck younger women. What is your problem nigger? Small penis?
I've been in love and in long relationships with 4 women. When I look back on that time I largely consider it a waste. The most fun that I had I was always single. Having responsibilities in general is pretty cringe and if you have them then chances are that you're serving likes.
CIA find another monarch, this one is boring
Its another electronic jew
that's nice but it's something i will never get to decide for myself because i have been deemed unworthy of any femoid
kill yourself faggot
and with those 4 women I wasted over 10 years of my life
good fucking what the fuck
personalized suggestions to "help keep conversations engaging and AUTHENTIC"
using an AI to auto-reply in a convo is being authentic now what the fuck i hate technology i hate the antichrist what the fuck damnit
people are going to get to a point where they can no longer communicate effectively without a program to arrange sentences properly for them, an another program to interpret and simplify the other side'v the convo just like spell checker destroyed the common plebs ability to spell
fuck
u first pussy
This is why I never shed a tear when western women face the consequences of their actions. They deserve everything they get until they fight against their sisters holding them back.
now
You put brakes on a bmx, youre the biggest faggot alive
Be man
Make dick sucking joke
Lambasted and fired for sexual harassment
Be woman
Make dick sucking joke
Become fabulously wealthy and influential beyond wildest dreams overnight and own public discourse from that point on with no foreseeable end in sight.
How did it happen
hands of someone that could easily take away your life
Could you imagine if they made an app to check women’s weight or makeup
Makeapp got so much seethe lmao
I took them off.
mindless chud stop doing drugs, even a paki would kill you easy
She's a Jew
women freak out about chatbot girlfriends
become chatbots themselves
I only smoke a little crack once in a blue moon, it's barely even a habit at this point.
The last paki that tried to fuck with me (Circle K worker in Victoria, BC the one off Pandora in downtown) would definitely disagree with you. I just beat up like 15 people over the course of 2 months so shut it LOL.
all the manlet seethe in this thread lol
looks like hands of a chronic masturbator
I honestly think this is great because this self filters women. If you as a guy see her having this app, it’s a good indication of something bad.
faggot hands typed this post
Timmies
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
It's a white person that acts like a nigger. You don't have to worry about it though, because you're clearly a kike.
Someone who wears knee high socks with shorts YOU FUCKING MUNCH
I am a racist wigger.
I'm German/Irish/Aboriginal/African American
I'm a "mutt"
60% german
25% irish
12% aboriginal
3% african american
I guarantee you there is litterally no difference between an American and an European woman.
44% of European women would vote Trump?
oh, pardon me. I only tore half my fuckin knee off eh?
Kikes never miss an opportunity to try and keep relations with Western men and women completely superficial and wrecked whilst simultaneously profiting, the mark of a kike.
5’7
Bruh im a 5’8 spic does that mean I’m white sized? Kek
We have apps that remove makeup. Anyone used it on her yet?
HAWK UNA
You look like a corpse, but I like your mom's house.
the fuck are you talking about faggot. You had scene girls and alt-girls that weren't only fans whores or without the bull ring.
That be some asian ah fuckin mom there bud lol lmao
Someone please make this, we need to fight back, We are in Trumps America now, we have the high ground.
Only further solidifies the fact that Asian women are the future for White men
Based
If you’re a cute manlet just fuck teens (of legal age)
Real talk, cards on the table: is height just a meme? I'm legit 6'8 and dates I go on never seem to totally fawn over it like some people claim they should, it's just a thing and what really decides if it's a success or not is how hard i spill my spaghetti when it comes to conversation
Yeah, I'm blessed. I'm mid 30's and still pass for 22. Not even talking shit. Oldest a woman guessed my age out of like 50 women at least, oldest was 27. I have the genes of a God.
kek
6'2
So it's an app for me to get some easy hookups, fine by me. Pump and dump without having mosquitoes around to disturb you
If facial piercing, bad dye jobs, and pronouns are your thing. Good for you. There's no only thot that is a tenth as hot as Sasha Grey for example.
Imagine making an authentic effort to get to know someone, then when you finally win them over and meet, they have no personality and you actually have nothing in common
tfw it's not opposite
Zoomers are so fucked at communicating they need a machine to tell them how to text
you don't need an app for this, you can just tell
Do you have a mullet?
You will be a prison bitch any time now and love it.
And it also comes with a detector for men trying to hide that they're balding.
Your days of deceiving women are numbered, Chud!
love from kazakhstan
lol, hey incel retard you DO realize Asian girls are far more feminist and shallow than western girls....rigth? There's a reason why Japan, Korea, China, Taiwan all of these countries are the world capitals of incels with the lowest birth rates in human history.
they sure don't want people getting married and having kids. but they want immigrants? what gives?
That already happened, there's a reason why humans are the primates with the biggest cocks.
Girls don't care about height, that's just the excuse they give you because shitskins are manlets.
Nice pride flag
you behave like a white nigger.
Women are so retarded they can't judge how tall someone is by looking at them.