If I don't coom for two days, my libido goes crazy and I start eating animals in the woods

rude

Smashed a coffee cup against the foundation of our house for some reason.

dumbass

I always have my reasons.

name one

The chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay.

you were gay way before them

Though I'm no carcinogen. That's the hand I've dealt myself.

I don't get it

It's nonsense, I wouldn't worry about it.

a common occurrence from the yapper

It is what it is.

so what made you become a gooner?

I haven't gooned in my life, occifer. Just jorked it a lil. Two or three times a day. For months. I was bored.

you're beating your pecker to death

"I CAN'T BREATHE" - Mr. Penis

One day he'll die if you keep this up

I'm not keepin this up saaaar. I can't keep anything for longer than like two weeks because everything escapes me!!1

Maybe you should have put a tighter grip on it or something

No I think that would be rude.

if u say so

thridden

I sayed so saar!!!!2
Ogey...

indians are so disgusting
stop larping as a brownoid

I am LE PRARIE NIGGER albeity so therefore *drum noise or something* idk.

like the ones that picked cotton?

No the ones that used all the bones of the buffalo I think.

Being like 1% native doesn't mean you're a native

German and Native American are all I am.

post hand
aryan check

I have a year-round tan from being a redskin you dolt. Go blind.

yeah but like how brown are we talking here? its important