Who are you picking?

Maybe Croatia or Bosnia

I'd bet on Somalis or Afrikaners/Boers

because your black? White people are always the best fighters for their weight and its not even close , just look at all the history of martial arts. right about indians going first though

youtube.com/watch?v=82Vi-kH_kHI

Poland.

because your black

Is that ok with you that a black man roots for a black person if you are going to win by merit anyway?

Jeets gone first followed by niggers

I'd go with some nation that has a shitload of wrestlers and weightlifters.
Georgia and the surrounding regions are a pretty good contender for a winner.

I can't tell you who is going to be the last man standing. What I can tell you is, the Jew is dying first.

Bueno

Japan will do alright off teamwork. Might not make it if they're placed closed to china abd korea though. Mericans are cooked. Leafs will make it if the sample is albertan.

im totally confident that some of those 100 americans will make it
I'd also vote for africans; they tend to be in shape and I think blacks have innate advantages to unarmed combat (at least if its untrained fighting untrained)
aussies would be a good bet; lots of sporty white dudes
most slavs are small/lightweight

big the monkey savage race

I'd go with WW2 germans they were the most honorable fighters in the world.

completely random? smaller countries will probably be in a better position, you can randomly pick 100 dug addicts from populations of over 40 million, for who wins, maybe afghans have best shot, they have a population being in war for generations, you can randomly pick veterans from there

It will be Estonia because they have best quality of men by average. Tall, intellegent, sporty, blonde, no much immigrants.

Sentinel Island

leafs or bongs eliminated first.
USA/Russia top dogs
Nordics next
Spics third place
Poos would be higher than nigs but both would be so low on the list it doesnt matter
Koreans might be the best of the chinks

Burma would be an underrated choice, they’ve been at war for ages. Also any nation with conscription is a good bet.

Georgians are winning for sure

Murica cause we'd just hand out barely functioning weapons to all opposition and watch them all from the sidelines before proceeding to pull out a gun made out of rubber bands, glue, a piece of shaped tree bark, and some flint for the hammer to dome the remaining survivor. Of course this would only end with Israel winning because they'd be sitting in the back with us making jokes about the other retards killing each other with sticks and the moment we out lasted our usefulness they'd just hit us over the head with a rock.

Canadians
If they lose they win

If Thai men were bigger I'd give them a shot but they're limited by genetics
which country has more men participating in combat sports?

you're missing the point

the question is who would work together better

Some Slavic country like Serbia or Bosnia
Those dudes are fucking mental

russians are all deformed manlet potato people

serbians are subhuman trash as well

actually, I forgot that we average old
nations with an average younger age are more likely to win

winner: Norway
eliminated first: USA

The fact nobody has mentioned Dagestan or Chechnya proves none of you know about fighting or martial arts
Those guys train sambo, jiu jitsu and boxing from the second they can stand up right, and then for the rest of their lives.

this
definitely Georgians

good call

The fact nobody has mentioned Dagestan or Chechnya proves none of you know about fighting or martial arts

Been doing MA since I was 7. I don't know anything about Dagestan you fucking mongoloid.
Oh wait, it was part of the silk road a long time ago, right?

Taliban

They're both parts of Russia. Georgia is best option because it has the same mma culture but is a nation itself

you want a hybrid of that - plains native americans didn't fair well against rifles

Mongolia

Unironically Iceland wins. Or the US. Maybe Poland.

First eliminated would be Israel.

Finland, obviously.

Samoa has a decent chance.

Why do all the MAGAs on X suck off Russia so much? It’s so weird. They suck off Iarael and Jews, they suck off Russians
It looks submissive and effeminate
MAGA is so gay now

most of them are a bunch illiterate inbreds. the russians invented a fantasy about them as an excuse for getting BTFO by them

First eliminated would be Israel.

every one just kills the Isrealis

decide to just chill after that

hmmm

Whoever finds the best head smashing rock on the battlefield will win

Choosing the nation that cannot invade it's weaker and poorer neighbor for the 4th year despite being the "2nd strongest military in the world".

because they are fatherless cucks that don't know what masculinity is

Based and accurate

random selection of people with no weapons

I'm pretty sure My Sentinel Islander can find a stick and knows how to use it

75 of those would be indian

Indians because they can just diarrhea shit at their enemies and kill them with cholera

itt: anon doesn't understand random

It is FAR more likely the randomly chosen will be from the lower class meaning for anything outside of the west it will probably be a malnourished manlet and in the west it will be a cracked out bum. Dagestan or whatever other UFC meme country so saw in a youtube sigma short from India doesn't get to send it's handful of child soldiers anymore than America gets to send it's inner city murder beasts or 8,000 pound NFL silverbacks. You are all dumber than a box of rocks.

Burma

They're tiny.
In recent Forgotten Weapons video Ian showed the carbine they made because the full sized G3 was too big for their tiny men: absolutely minuscule pull.

Vietnam/Laos/Cambodia is a good sleeper pick, size is an uphill battle but history has shown they're all willing to fight and die, men women and children. I think I have to go with wherever Khabib is from though. I was trying to think of an African country but all I can think of is how they get slaughtered whenever they aren't fighting themselves.

I am picking my nose

kek

Tonga.
Best chance of getting a massive fucker that makes people realize why we have weight classes in the real world.

all of India and Asia and South America ruled out for being 5'5 130 lb average, all Africa ruled out for being malnourished, western Europe ruled out for being huge faggots with 0 testosterone on the continent, it would have to be America or Eastern Europe

Obviously French or Indian. At least one of them will flee or hide under the corpses

Do they actually have to kill anyone? There is no mention of a requirment to kill. Can't they just agree to not kill each other and be chill. Perhaps do one round of rock, paper scissors to figure out which team "wins".

I guess most of the world is too retarded to consider not randomly killing each other, so it would probably end up in a bloodbath.

Underdeveloped nations that still live tribal life would win

First worlders have soft hands and weak wills

something like half of the Eastern Europe men would go in to DTs, and the same number of Americans would be paralyzed by opioid withdrawal.

Russians will eat the corpses and survive while everyone else starves to death.

who are you picking?

1000 girl bosses from each country instead. total elimination combat in lingerie.

Chechens win.
Indians eliminated first.

Sentinel Island niggers

LMAO

Every scandi nation is filled to the brim with the most feminine cock sucking "males" of all. Even worse than the UK. Much worse. Size ain't everything. Those pussies would probably wouldn't even have the mental fortitude to inflict damage on others in the first place.

The popes protection are fanaticc swiss christian soldier/mercs
just saying

I doubt Norway would fare well, the average man is a slightly overweight middle-class guy in his 40s. Tons of people are into various sports, cardio and are pretty active though, there is also a good height advantage, so there will probably be some decent sporty dudes. And we will naturally ally with the Swedes, Danes, Icelanders and Finns, resulting in a strong and loyal coalition of 500 men fighting together. It would be a formidable force, and wouldn't suffer from internal quarrels like everybody else who literally hate their neighbors and have no natural allies. Nobody really hates us as well, so other groups would be less focused on taking us out, as opposed to the enemies.

I think we would spend most of the time just waiting for everyone to kill each other and see whats left.

Me pelan la verga todos.

but georgia is in the us retards

Probably Iceland, big buff dudes, don't have beef with anyone who doesn't have a beef with 10 other countries(I'm looking at you Cuck Island), half of them know each other already. Israel will probably be eliminated first because they will have like a thousand and one Arabs ganging up on them, followed closely by the US who will likewise have half the world trying to get even with them.

The Baltics would go after Russia en masse, the Turks and the Greeks would go at it, mainland Europe is anyone's guess but in the current climate everyone is probably going to beat the shit out of Britain(or one can hope).

Denmark.

lol at the fags picking the scandi nations because 10 thousand years ago there were le vikings who pillaged a bunch of ill prepared villages full of common folks going about their business in day to day life, all for pure greed.
Such strength. Such badass.

my money is on Samoa

I'm betting on somewhere in Sub Saharan Africa but only because out of 100 random Africans very few of them would be out of shape or older than 40.

It has nothing to do with vikings. No niggers, spics, arabs, jeets, etc. would win because they're retarded. And the smart asians are out because they're tiny. The US is out because we're fat and brown.
It's really just a question which European country would do best. And the danes are the biggest.

They're big in size but they talk like they're literally gagging on cocks all day. They're so feminized and weak that it's reprehensible and downright offensive. They're going to be fucking dominated by everyone. Even india might beat them. They're bubble people, they live in their quaint little fairy tale bubble fantasies sucking each other off all day with their midwit superiority complexes.

Realistically it would be about who could form the strongest alliances.

The Slavs: Strong, but splintered. Russians against everybody else. Serbians against Albanians.

The Muslim bloc: Could be powerful, but too retarded, weird power struggles would occur and trust would erode quickly.

USA/UK/Israel: Strong, but risk of internal fractures from cultural or racial divisions. Tons of enemies from former colonies. Will get ganged up by muslims.

Latin America or Africa: Huge potential, but inability to coordinate or work together.

Asian alliance: Old grudges would result in them killing each other.

jeet alliance: pakistanis and indians will kill each other

Nordic alliance: no beef with anyone, loyal to each other, extremely similar culturally, would stay out of trouble in the early game and focus more on defense, and then pick off weakened groups in the late game.

yea but are they actually citizens of the vatican or are the only citizens only frail men and nuns?

I can singlehandedly crush everyone elses' skulls no matter if they form faggoty "alliances" or human centipedes. No one can stand against my FUERZA.

This is a game of chance, but countries with a high median age and a high percentage of overweight or alcoholics are a definitely a bad pick, no way it's Russia or a western country. Maybe some central Asian Muslim country that ends with -istan

Also countries with draft or at least a high percentage of military personnel will have an advantage

i think the niggers would probably win because they are already well versed in making and chucking spears.
they will very quickly take out all the fags taking selfies and posting how cool this will be on reddit

Mexicans would just form internal cartels, which would result in internal gang wars. You guys would be skinning and beheading each other and running around wearing each others faces as masks before you even noticed there where any other nationalities there.

why would he pick Russia.

Their is a very high chance the guy is old, drunk or riddled with aids.

No, me singlehandedly would first kill off cartelniggers and then proceed with the other nations.
I'm not even fucking kidding.

Russia

survivors

lol, they had the highest casualty rate in WW2, in virtually every war they have ever fought. Russian soldiers are so expendable and terrible in combat they were not even armed in some engagements because they were expected to simply die. That's how shit Russian soldiers are.

A random selection of people would make it impossible to guess, stupid fucking question, say the average or select from a type of dude. It literally would depend on the dude. Fucking pseuds.

You'd kill the cartel members by mimicking their behavior. Blowtorching their faces off, wearing their skin, eating still beating hearts, and various other demonic aztec shit.
It's in your genes dude. Your ancestors were worshipping demons for centuries.

japs die first,
average age in japan is something ridiculous like 60 years old because no japs want to have sex with japanese women.
an israeli would probably win, they're battle hardened from having crazy muslim neighbors out to kill them.

cringe

Russia would be sure if you want to bet loser. It has most alcoholics in the world, their 100 man would be bunch of man with damn lousy health.

Yes

some african shithole
they are the youngest
since it's going to be random with no age specific range my bet is on niggers
cause every other nations have a high chance to random pick some 50+ years old fatso with diabetes

My ancestors are jews, netherlanders, irishmen and spaniards. I'm a different type of shitskin.

What are the parameters?
Does men imply there's a minimum age?
Because an obese 50 year old American still destroys a starving Nigerian 3 year old
Anyhow I'm picking Monaco, there's an outrageous number of athletes living there

random men

Civilized nations have tons of weaklings. I'd bet on some savage heyahoya land like Samoa.

weakest georgians btw

The average American male is twice the size of the average chinaman, indian/paki (same shit), hispanic, jap, and still larger than most Euros or eastern euros.

Americans are also much stronger than most of the world.

America wins hands down.
Even if we drew a random tranny, they are still most likely 6ft tall with broad shoulders and will go violent on a whim.

We will smash your faces in until you stop moving

It would obviously be somewhere in Polynesia/ American Samoa. Those dudes are literally genetically engineered for starvation conditions. All they would have to do is wait everyone else out

any other answer is braindead slop

See, this is the hard thing when it comes to Mexican genetics, there is no such thing as Mexican genetics, it's more like a fucking opaque bag and you stick your hand in the bag and you never know what ball color you gonna pick.

I'm from Belarus. When I was a kid, our soccer fans fought Lithuanians all the time. It will be at least Russia + Belarus against the Baltics, with only the Lithuanians being big, I'm not sure the Baltics will live through the exchange.

yeah exactly
im going for a true random selection of 100 men
i would choose iran, afghanistan, and vietnam as top 3

Any developing country. A quarter of westerners are pensioners, and more than half are simply old, so western countries would get utterly wrecked in such a competition.

Māori would most likely destroy everyone else

USA USA USA
POWERED BY CORN SYRUP AND BUD LIGHT

there are a few paddys running around down there still

one of the more youthful nations

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_median_age

so probably somewhere in Africa or less likely the middle east

The get citizenship
So you take 100 men from a population of 882
135 of those 882 are Swiss Guard
Vatican City isn't just surviving, they're winning this

Where I live should actually be called New Amsterdam.

Seriously. The predominant phenotype is the whiteish caucasoidish neerlander.

Don't even pretend your american fatass has ever even left your home state, let alone the country. You know nothing about Europe or europeans lmao.

serbia is up there

The more I know the more disgust I feel. It's painful to learn about you people.

This here or some other african shithole is the winner. It's 100 random men and no weapons. That means americans are going to be half fat fucks who can't even get out of their scooters.
A group of abbos or fuckers who have been living in the jungle their whole lives will fuck the ever living shit out of any other random group.
Your chances of getting body builders or fighters when you are choosing a hundred out of tens of millions is next to zero, it's going to be a bunch of middle aged shlubs. They will get utterly destroyed by any third world or lower tier country.

Chechnia

I dunno, those jungle niggers are actually pretty small. Access to food is a big game changer

Yeah I guess it depends on the setting. If it's just an arena with nothing in it they might struggle against bigger opponents. But if it's out in the wild and they can just scrounge up even small branches I bet they could put up a real fight.

dutch as most likely tallest faggots

Ooga booga! Me men strong! Me nation full of garbage but we strong! We strongest gorilla! Oogey boogey doo!

Go back to plebbit and talk about super heroes in spandex or mario or something. Be gone.
Let the real men talk about hypothetical violence happening in hypothetical reality. If you don't ask yourself these "who would win" scenarios then you need to get your T checked.

Boers aren't black.
And no, every Somali in current day has brushed in with war because they have 40 year old state of war and I've never seen an obese somali.
Every other race I pick, I'll get a random person, and he can be obese

you're too much of a coward to have faith in your own people

you'll bend over backwards for a five second power trip but refuse to side with your own

Doesn't Serbia bring their own haters club? Not that it matters, because if this happens, there will be split countries fighting for other teams, etc.

This you shilling your gay twitter?

Doesn't matter, the Rhodesian Light Infantry mogs every other fighting force in history IMO

Now do Tonga...

Finns or perhaps Norwegians. We are white, superior, civilized but brimming with savage anger, military trained via conscription and also from that know how to operate as a unit.

I've never seen an obese somali.

have you not seen the bulbhead bitch baby factories and their elderly worn out brood bitches?

Lmao you are joking right?
Lol lmao even

Boers aren't black you retard

Sentinel island

Bongs have always punched above our weight. We would body

shit skins should not have access to the internet

This is easy, anyway. Americans get eliminated first along with jeets and Jews (obvious)

Who would be eliminated first?

Vatican

Bonus points for me
Its not my fault you didnt think of it

I think he meant the Somalis in their home country, the ones we get here in the West indeed fatten themselves up uncontrollably since there's no food scarcity here.

Strong possibilities:
USA: more grit than expected
Russia: used to it
Benin: watch out
Finland: never count out Finland
Sweden: superior height and reach

The Americans would certainly have the weight advantage.

USA: more grit than expected

kek no

RANDOM selection

no control for average age

This dumbass BRAH WHAT IF thread will hit the bump limit

Euros die first, they’re all faggy whiners now and there isn’t a drop of testosterone in the continent anymore.

Israel

Jews will win without even needing to fight as they are the best at divide and conquer, they will trick every one else into killing each other while they pretend to "help" both sides as they do this they will sit back and watch they goys kill eachother as they do in real life.

Lol. Russians are short, balding and weak, most likely with zero training. I will bet on either someone from war-torn primitive shithole for being vicious motherfucker, caucassus (everyone is trained in wrestling), or a general “white country” cause everyone there know english and will cooperate.

t. russian

The winner will probably be someone from an African shit hole who's already used to fighting just to stay alive.

Here's a better question. Could a thousand strong men dropped onto the island with nothing but the clothes on their backs and 5 hours of prep time before they are spotted by the natives take it over?

Half of baltics are russians though. Everyone else left to western europe.

Can be improved by having age/non-disabled limits.

Way too simplistic with too many unknowns. Everyone in this thread jumps to conclusions on how they might imagine it, and they are all imagining it differently.
What is the age bracket for "men"? If its any male above the age of 18 then many third world nations would win because their demographics favor young over old. A "random" selection of men from Western nations would include many over the age of 50 who would get munched by a nation comprised of mostly younger men.
The scene states "no weapons" but does this mean the teams aren't able to improvise weapons from the environment, even if its rocks and sticks? Or if the 100 men have time to organize? Are they placed as a group or is everyone just randomly scattered and intermingled with the fighting starting from the get go? If so then nations with the ability to quickly organize, establish a command system, and improvise would have an advantage. You could imagine some quickly adopting the tactics of Roman legionaries while others remain disorganized mob fighting like individuals and getting picked off one by one. Some groups if sufficiently organized and forewarned about the conditions might seek a purely Fabian strategy and just waiting until others have exhausted themselves killing each other before actively entering the fray.
You really have to lay down specifics before you have a better chance of picking the winners.
But lets just say its 100 random guys over the age of 18 magically teleported and randomly scattered around , all within eyesight of each other on an otherwise open grassy field, with no rocks or sticks, in team colors, no where to escape, and they are all instantly told "fight or die, now!". So its chaos right from the first second with no chance to organize.
Then I would guess it would be some African guys. As individuals they are physically strong, used to violence, and can take plenty of knocks before they go down. Probably Nigerians since they have very young demographics.

Probably some niggers would win. For the same reason people would lose to gorillas. But if you let every different country get a month to plan and organize, and each group gets a selection of weapons, then some white country blows the rest out

the survivors would be american and i know you hate that but its just true

america was the last untamed wilderness for white people to settle, and with each migration like this we get more refined, only the boldest strike out for new lands while the pussies stay behind and breed, we are the final product of several such filters

population: pope, dozen bishops and hundred of swiss guards

With Pope present they will get a moral buff and support of every catholic nation, thats like third of europe, half of africa and all latin america.

probably somewhere like tonga or fiji. those guys all play rugby from a young age, and they're fat bastards

Sure.

A half an hour is enough to get some great club, another half an hour to make shields (just a piece of bark will do against stone arrows). The population of tribe is probably in several hundred at best, with three quarters of noncombatants, jungle limit bow usage. It is thousand men against hundred tiny ass niggers.

Kenians will win, they will just run away and finish off the exhausted wounded fighters in adrenaline after daze.

Tongan/Samoan/Maori because they're huge, on average.
Or, Dagestani/Chechen because combat sports are their only sports.

100 isrealis survive to the end, everyone else is dead. This is obvious.
If they are chosen at random from a pool of Anon Babble users, however, 100 is isrealis die, everybody else survives.

VATICAN CITY

195,000 people fighting at the same time? How big is the pit? Are they going to take turns fighting and sleeping? Indian twatter is fucking retarded.

19,500*

It's a random selection, leaf. African nations have a lot of non-obese young men. White nations will end up with 40 overweight guys, of which most are boomers.

a thousand men for the sentinelese

They'd outnumber the entire tribe 2 or 3 to one.

Hahahahahaah you fucking wish kike. Keep your faggot mouth shut next time jew boy, every non jew here doesn’t even think you’re human.

Nigeria would win most likely

Actually I change my answer to dagestan, you’re a seething kike lmfao kys jew boy.

Whatever country has the lowest average age.

Average height of US: 5'9

Average height in Europe: 5'11

Average Height of US: 5'9
Average Height of Italy: 5'9.5
Oh nonononono

100% some Central Asian 'stan would be the best pick.

10.24cm

hmm.......peculiar!

Pakis are weak, the tweet says 100vs100 not 100vs5. I'd go with Mongolia, Russia or any of the stans - central Asians are your best bet.

Where do the gurkas come from?

You pick some European country obviously. They will band together at the start.
The asians all hate each other and would rather kill than work together.
USA is alone
Africans also hate each others
Middle east hate each other
And everyone else is solo
Don't know about south america but that's it.

Youre all retarded, 100 random mens biggest distinction is mass and size so you obviously pick the tallest cou tries in the world. Mine.

60% is obese, and the rest is overweight, half of your team would die from an heart attack before the battle began retard.