Not Pregnant

Have been trying to conceive for two years. Doing ovulation strips, both checked and given thumbs up pregnancy is possible, taking vitamins and shit
Two years and still not pregnant
Losing hope as were both entering our 30s
What do fellas
Global fertility is down

Were you actually born with ovaries anon, or a peepee?

Pee pee, I'm a man
My swimmers are fine
Completely quit drinking and smoking weed over a year ago for this

If you are white, keep trying and don't lose hope.
If you are not white, give up it's over you and your missus are cooked.

He got vassed and doesn't have the heart to tell you.
Sorry, guy pretending to be femanon.

plenty of children to adopt that would be guaranteed a shit life otherwise. if you care that much about what colour they are then you shouldn't have kids anyway.

Have you tried fucking a teen raw every night? It worked for me she is 5 months in

When you say "vitamins and shit" do you mean clinical fertility-enhancing drugs? Those may help. Have you and the missus spoken to a fertility specialist or thought about going to a clinic?
Honestly, this.

I'm not pretending to be a girl, is it not normal to say we're pregnant anymore? Sorry for the confusion
Neither of us is vaxxed

Fuck off. I want kids who look like me. Hollywood stars are free to troon out little nigglets if so they please

i want

bringing life into this world is all about me me me

you're what's wrong with the world.

Entering 30’s

Why can’t I get pregnant?

Divine retribution for you falling for the feminism meme. Should have been married off when you were 16, but we live in a jewish economic zone now instead of a nation.

Take Youth and Earth NAD+ and preversage

Juice purple cabbage

Maca root increases sperm count

Talk to your ovaries

I've tried to convince her to, we talked to a general practitioner, I wanted to try IUI but she's against it because it's invasive and says we could still get pregnant naturally but I feel like we're running out of time, we both want a large family. We just have OTC prenatals and COq-10 or whatever it's called

don't care.
Anon Babble is not your personal blog.
tits or gtfo.
bitch.

Kindly fuck off to another thread homo

I have friends that tried for a full two years before getting gregnant.

plenty of children to adopt that would be guaranteed a shit life otherwise.

This is true.

if you care that much about what colour they are then you shouldn't have kids anyway.

This is bait.
White orphans will be adopted by pedophiles and non whites for abuse, if you can afford it you should adopt.

Considering having children is one of the largest and most important political statement you could possibly make I see incredible relevance to the discussion

You should get acupuncture

have sex yet, op?

try eating good food - only home cooked stuff prepared from raw ingredients, no processed shit, and have sex every day, I will pray for you and your wife anon

Op is a lady

no

Yes. Treat her with kindness.

Or they should try starving themselves, works for niggers in Africa.
Not even joking, fasting probably does trigger survival mode mechanisms.

Off-topic
Not your blog faggot
Take it to or

I would think stress would tell my wife's body not to conceive but maybe their is something to what you're suggesting

I'm sorry am I getting in the way of your incredibly important threads?

Have you tried fucking?

Ywnbaw

Why would you want to bring an innocent consciousness into this shit judeo torture planet

I have the opposite problem and get women pregnant every fucking time and I'm not trying to have more kids. Anybody here get a vasectomy? How'd it go? I'm thinking about it but don't really want to do it.

The answer is simple, you need to plap your wife harder

Curse the jews for keeping Mengele from advancing science another 100 years and keep fucking your wife

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took us 4 years of really trying man. having babies isn't easy for most people. despite what faggots here say

Throw out all your polyester clothes. Go all natural fabrics.

Meanwhile, I'm a raging alcoholic and got my girlfriend pregnant on the first try.
It might be or might not be the cause, but I avoid microplastics.

No plastic container for food

Never put plastic in the microwave

Never drink from a plastic container

I believe this, also I believe that rape has a higher chance of resulting in pregnancy, so sex should never be scheduled and following a routine, it should be unexpected and rough (violent if she likes to that)

Be a foster parent. There are so many children that need a good loving home.

Guaranteed you need to move when you are having sex in her cycle up a day or two (or more). When the strip says maximum fertility, make sure you are have sex a day or two leading up to that in her cycle.

We're also entering our 30s and I've quietly started to accept we'll never have kids. We did try a bit but I don't think it'll happen.

It takes time. Took me 3 years

Pyramids increase fertility

There’s one at Mount Shasta

christcuck suggests raising someone else's kid

every
single
time

This.
Honestly anon I would just find a different woman if she can’t conceive. Marriage without children is pointless.

You know how to keep track ovulation/period cycles right? The egg drops out of the Fallopian Tube and can only be fertilized for a limited amount of time.

If she's fat (many people are nowadays) that lowers fertility. Successful losing weight requires restructuring your life so that addictive pleasure and/or lack of time doesn't result in bad food choices. Take ozempic to knock weight off if you can't restructure life to budget willpower for losing weight.

She can use drugs like Menopur or Gonadotropins to improve egg production.

Good luck anon.

You werent’t meant to breed, commanded by both darwin snd the gods
Meanwhile my godly semen remained unused, and satan is to blame for this

Check. This

I don’t disagree. I know a boomer manlet guy with fertility issues so he married a single mom widow and became a great dad.
However,
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find White kids for adoption?
I have 3 kids and would raise another if I could find a young White kid, but they are snapped up before they even hit the shelter.

Wear boxers. Underwear cook your sperm by pushing your testicles up against your body

Also you're a kike, nobody is falling for your "call everything good jewish" schtick. You will never pass as a chud.

Adoption is patrician tier

it took us 4 months but my wife is fertile as fuck. If you're a male as you say, have you checked your wife. Or is your wife a man?

Invite a black man into your bedroom and give him a shot at impregnating your wife or girlfriend, black sperm tends to be more potent and should do the trick. He won't stick around to raise it so no worries about a custody fight, You can also try for child support for a little extra cash on top (unlikely to ever pay it, but a bonus is a bonus)

A Canadian would post this
No but go on

Stop jacking off. And stop wearing "snug" underwear. That's about all you can do as a guy. The rest is up to her eggs/uterus.
If she got either covid or the vax there's a not insignificant increase in problems with implantation.
Not impossible though. Took us about 5 months of trying before something stuck, and she is much younger. It's just a numbers game. Some people I know took years to conceive.

Don't lose hope, took us a while as well, I'm 37

Fuck every day

You waited until she's late 20s? 90% of the eggs are gone by 30 bro. You will have max 1 kid at the rate you are going. Dump her and find a teenager or be childless. Your choice.

Try finishing inside her pussy and not her mouth

And stop wearing "snug" underwear.

yeah, wear loose shit so your fecal crumbs and pubes drop on ur socks, inside ur shoes and all over your house

Waited

Yes I waited until I could find a quality woman to have children with

Just leave your wife and fuck some retard teenager, values don't matter, just

Yeah I'll get right on that

Well you should visit a pyramid and stand under it with your wife.

You will conceive after that

please stop drinking. my dad was an alcoholic and my childhood was a nightmare. i felt nothing but relief when he finally died

What the fuck, how can it even take more than a single attempt to get your wife pregnant?
I pulled out too late literally once, and I immediately suffered the consequences of my actions.
We're in our early 20s though, I seriously thought all the exposure to drugs and plastics would've rendered us permanently infertile but it seemed to be quite the opposite.

sounds like its your dicks fault and not your woman

I'm experiencing the same thing. Been 2.5 years of fking my wife and nothing. We are in our mid 30s so it will be more difficult but still

entering our 30s

It’s far from ogre.

can’t conceive

Try intrauterine insemination first. It’s pretty cheap. After that you can try IVF.

Feel this. My entire life until I was about 25 was a mess and I could never think straight or care about anything because I had no solid ground to grow on.
Also, don’t join the military kids, it’s not going to solve your problems and will just exacerbate everything.

what you need is unvaxxed sperm
i'll sell you some for 20k/load, 50% discount if your wife comes over and pumps it herself

kek my uncle was an insane alcoholic and fired a shotgun near us several times
there's still bird shot embedded in the wall of my childhood home

Buy a bidet or get wet wipes you fucking savage.

he ended up dying in a fire, falling asleep with a cigarette in his mouth and burnt his trailer and himself to ashes

Does she shallow your loads?
Ed Dutton says if a woman eats a man's semen her body's immune system gets used to it, so far more likely to conceive after that because her womb isn't actively trying to destroy it.

You might also not be genetically compatible, peak is like 4th-6th cousinness