AMA
I'm a forklift operator
Are you forklift certified?
is it fun like playing a simulator
Can you move a pallet of shit for me
How old are you anon? Warehouse guys usually have their existential crisis in their late 20s.
Did you choose this job just so you didn't have to talk to customers?
can you take apart a forklift and put it back together? how long does it take?
Hyundai or Kubota?
You have to pick one.
forklift operator AMA
What kinds of objects are you approved to lift with your forklift?
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Stand-up, sit-down, tonnage? Deets foo.
Did u grease ur forks today ?
pump that shit up anon
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How do you leave the house without drowning in pussy?
I drive a Doosan as well.
It's only a small part of my job tho.
I don't have anything to ask you.
thank you for your service
What do you do to relax?
Based. Over at my lumber yard we have a new model hyster 70 & hyster 80
I got to use a forklift once in my life, and I'm like holy shit this rig hauls ass, and left some rubber skitmarks on the concrete, when word percolated upstream, I was forbidden from then on to touch the forklift until I take a class.
I never took the class.
Can you do a wheelie?
Drove 18 wheeler for years could blind side back up against a wall. Start with new company, drive the lift anon until we can get you a truck. Am hour later I still couldn't Jenga in that trailer with that lift. Forklift driver is a skill and a damned good one. Airfreight these guys would unload enough freight to fill a giant warehouse, skillfully build cookie sheets cans and hi val containers all w documented air waybills and empty the entire packed warehouse by 9pm. Every single day. My hat is off to you guys. You do essential work.
One day the old guy got high at lunch and pierced a barrel and liquid was running everywhere and he was yelling we got a leak and it was hilarious.
At another facility the guys unloaded specialty motorcycles unpacked them and road them in the parking lot and ran one off the cliff. Same guys ran forks through a giant sheet of bullet proof glass to see what would happen. Next door, the guys would shoot bows into targets across the warehouse in between rushes.
Fun times. Good job. All due respect.
what's the good life like??
Not this faggot anon, but I can also operate a forklift as I do daily. I'm not retarded enough to do an AMA. It's more of a secondary activity.
Yes. It's not that hard to get certified if your job provides the trainer/tester.
I won't move it until it has been properly wrapped and hasn't been damaged. Otherwise you find some other way to move it.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck no. I can open it, but I won't service it. I don't want to deal with that unless I'm seeing money upfront and I have some form of company support.
Toyota. But we have different types such as Case and I think a Hyundai (iirc)
Are you compensating for something?
forklift operator
yeah, but do you even lift?
yeah
I was actually so stressed out after getting on my first job that I've pirated one of those forklift simulators lol But the work was and still is ultimately more fun than game
24 currently. I obviously don't plan on working there my whole life, but it's fine job for now
lol exactly. I especially like night shift for that case, because it's almost like WFH job, I can put on loud speakers music or podcasts while driving around lone and silent warehouse
No, I don't do that
Toyota
Everything that my license allowes me to, theoretically. In practive no one cares about safety at work and I had a boss who didn't give a shit when I was driving with a cigarette and headphones on, loading unsafely some long and heavy pallets, becuase it was time-efficient
nah, leave that for some other guy
lifting, literature, games, gooning
like what? I'm just working
Sweet, a throttle.
Buttons are meant for pressing.
skidmarks.exe
You must take a class before touching our forklift again.
shieeeeeeet, bix nood muhfuggahs.
Don't listen to this guy.
There's a 50% chance that he's a kike, and a 50% chance that he's a butthurt pajeet.
I would never work with my hands
Then how do you work?
Even a secretary has to type
You’re a dangerous man. How do you walk around knowing you could hurt someone at any moment?
Pure cognition. Infinite thoughts.
why is your back is fucked
You sound homeless.
Don't worry, my man. I lift and stretch before/after work (depending on the shift), my back is mobile and strong (can do 20+ pullups in a row)
you sound homeless
Tin foil hat homeless or prove me wrong and post your vast fortune and palatial mansion.
Save some pussy for the rest of us, Hoss
Ya wear a cool t shirt?
I enjoy the sensation of shitting. Yet I also become depressed each time I shit because I am brought down to reality and realize what I am.
I'd be depressed if I had to shit outside too.
Librarians hate me.