/smg/ - Stock Market General

Even normies are speculating that Hasan could be the Diddy or Harvey Weinstein of streamers, potentially has a shitload of blackmail and sex tapes on the top 1% of Twitch/YouTube

This is getting funnier by the day...and kinda pathetic, would rather let the company go the MySpace way rather than do their jobs and take accountability kek

Mizkif, a big streamer, calls for politics to be perma banned on Twitch

Only because everyone is getting screwed money wise now

Now seems to be shook and got some angry DMs from Hasan

x.com/Awk20000/status/1857761170717057143

Seriously, what the FUCK does this guy have to make the 1% and CEO kiss ass so much? I think Hasan needs to be investigated for any shady shit.

did you read Anon Babblewallstreetbets for 15 seconds and come to this conclusion?

DNUT

So uh...has anyone used the Investing website before? It has been up since at least 1996, so it's trustworthy, right?

Why are stuff like the IRR, the IDR, the Vietnamese Dong, etc., all showing absolutely explosive increases in price? This started happening about 4 hours ago. If it's a glitch, why is it only affecting these currencies and little else? Gold isn't glitching, the USD isn't glitching, only very specific currencies are showing explosion % increases.

Can someone explain what is going on?

vietnam just declared war on china

crazy results mean glitch.

No, why would you think that?

QUBT

Fuck, I have to study again for my 66 and all the synagogues are closed

Looks like it's over?

The quantum meme isn't over until IONQ plateaus.

Turn the stock market back on.

Movie night was week tonight, feelin bearish.

another weird old japanese movie tonight

Next week will be better unironically, no more japan for a month or more >_<

the jap fears the hong kong action chad.

about 18 months ago i had 200 shares of coinbase at a $51 cost basis. i held it until a couple months after the spot bitcoin etfs started trading on the markets for about $160/share. now the shares are worth over $300 each and still pumping. everytime i see bitcoin and coinbase pumping i am reminded of my financial failures and thoughts of roping immediately enter my mind. its a feeling worse than being rugged. thank you for reading.

Yeah, I gave up early

futures

UFC 309

Are you saying you still got a 3x? In any case anon just keep on trucking. Why? Because eventually there'll be situation where you sold right on time, everyone else got stuck, and you'll get to feel all smug. It will balance out. Don't obsess over one particular outcome.
If you're tilted about it look up "Shiva meditation" on youtube and close your eyes and listen.

melatonin time

take a wild guess

Yield curve

Spirit airlines

youtu.be/aZwhRBcG4QI?si=rT_QmXPder20D_th

yeah im confused, are you saying you sold for 3x but are upset it wasnt 6x? this is extremely common

Clancy should stick to writing spy novels

audible KEK

eww

LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POOPOO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POOPOO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POOPOO

turns my cock market back on

He brought the whole crew and his cabinet too also including agent chud

lol Jelly Roll was there too

do NOT listen to shiva meditation, this is completely demonic

Pierced nipples are turn off for me personally

qrd?

yes sorry im drunk i meant to say i sold it at $160

He went to the UFC fight tonight, big entourage

Nigga needs to be more careful not to get assassinated by a crazy glownigger before the inauguration. We need him alive.

Its just a shitpost, but honestly? I would not be surprised if there were some serious Diddy levels of fucked up scenes at Twitch HQ

youtu.be/m7OL-HM4MpA?si=Y4wnjWuYEfxHx_vN