do gene test
turns out that i'm 23% jew
So apparently one of my grandparents was a jew. What now, how do I join the conspiracy that controls the world? Should I just walk to the local synagogue and ask for instructions?
Do gene test
What now
Kill yourself.
HER BODY, WHITE PROPERTY
Yeah, tell them you’re there for the gangbang, they’ll let you in really quickly.
im genetically 100% irish
It's actually to expensive to become Jewish and you aren't at least 25% Jewish. You're as Jewish as a Nazi.
Apply for Israeli citizenship, with a grandparent it's ez
If it makes you feel any better, falling for the Jew's gene test psyops makes you 100% pure blood goy
finding out you're a jew
Is up there with
my son is a faggot
or
my daughter fucks niggers
Welcome to the tribe bro. See if you can get some free palestinian land and reparations from germany.
Here is the door.
If he's Ashzennazi blood that shit shows up.
This but he needs to prove he's Jewish by the Israeli government first then apply for reparations. Chances are his relative died in the Holocaust.
1/4 is enough to make aliyah and gain israeli citizenship.
do gene test
that was your first mistake, those memetests are laughably inaccurate. They're just tricking you into collecting your DNA to sell to big data projects.
turns out that i'm 23% jew
they didn't give you any specific information on your subclades, and reporting on jewish genetics (especially ashk genetics) is absurdly contentious and confused. Hope you don't make any serious life decisions based on your "bottom of the box" heredity test.
Who gave you the test?
im not jewish, my great grandmothers hungarian but that didnt stop me from joining the 'conspiracy'
make the right connections, do whatever it takes
Is there any benefit to having Israeli citizenship if one doesnt intend to live there?
nope those things are way worse, you can be part jewish and still based.
sure. in case of war you can avoid draft by having an israeli passport and just leaving. if you are being prosecuted for some crime and you are facing jail time you could just leave for israel.
Imagine being jewish enough to think you need genetic testing lmao.
One of my grandparents was a refugee after the Reich fell. I know which one I prefer.
23 is a prime. 25% means 1 of your 4 ancestors was a jew. 23 means 23 of your 100 ancestors were jews. How did you find that out?
Should I just walk to the local synagogue and ask for instructions?
i mean you are spamming lies on poll with vaguely pornographic imagery you seem to have the gist of it, i say just wing it from here kike
50% german and 50% jewish were allowed to live in Nazi Germany.
I think the 85% human genes can win out against the 15% jewish genes, I BELIEVE in you bro
Post proof or is psyops
no. it's not your being genetically jewish that makes you participate in the Jewry, it is your practicing of the Talmud that makes you evil.
Go live your life or something idk. What are these larpers going to do at the end of the day, really?
Not every ancestor couple needs to be both of the same race, genius.
Were you a gate kid?
You know the DNA tests lie, it literally says a lizard was 100% jewish
How do you sleep at night?
Can confirm, part shalomander on my third test.
Show nose, and we'll judge.
do gene test
23 andme just buy an ad.
Only once the war's finished. Finnish bro almost certainly did his military service and would be perfect to get drafted and sent to die in the land invasion of Lebanon.
How can you have a fully jewish grandparent and be unaware of it for so long? Why do people keep handing out their DNA like this? I thought most people here agreed that they're unreliable at best and lie to you at worst?
shalomander
kek
Back in the 1920s women gave babies away they couldn't handle. A rich Jew fucked some 14 year old street whore, came inside her, she got pregnant, gave the child to some Catholic nunnery, or she actually raised it as a single parent. Never spoke of the actual father because it would be unspeakable etc.
This in Finland...?
get drafted and sent to die
for a finno-jude it's PERFECT
you need to be at the 40% mark to be approved for the benefits, so go find a jewish wife and your offspring might be eligible.
Her body, public domain
Those tests just add jew to fuck with you. They're bogus
What now, how do I join the conspiracy that controls the world?
The hardest part is getting the immersion blender fully insterted all the way up your urethra.
Everything after that is easy.
Time to get circumcised if you aren’t already.
It happened everywhere dude.
you can write the DNA company and complain that it should be 100% jewish
saw jews brag about it all the time as their autism requires it to be 100%
What benefits? Being openly hated and mocked by everyone?
Fpbp and /thread
And take as many kikes as possible with you
Oh. Well, could be, then. I don't know the story behind this post, after all.
Claim a settlement house and give it to a Palestinian family to make their neighbors seethe.
it's not a thing until you make a thing out of it, like jews seem to like to do
the whole issue with jews is their tribalism and fucking over non jews. That made non jews extra sensitive to claims that someone is "part jew"
fundamentally it should mean nothing to you unless you want to exploit the tribe part. And maybe higher chance of mental illness.
Control the entire white race is not enough?
Some of them keep it secret even from family raising their own kids as Christian for one reason or another.
They'll also hate their grandkids if they are half goy
Let some of your children be cannons
Sometimes it's an mk ultra thing where only one kid will be raised as Christian, like the whole family literally put up a Christmas tree and have a big old take party. Kid will go through the same school shooter druggings and abuse, die in a happening thinking he's a Christian that way their cover doesn't get blown
Sauce?
i think she's unsauceable, even the vid link is ded
Hmm, so there was a video?
nietzsche was afraid to go where schopenhauer and evola were not.
I saw the vid years ago
So it exists, I don't know if you can still watch it though and I don't remember the name
too bad she kinda looks like elle fanning
Unironically just go apply for jobs run by jews and mention it
youre both fucking idiotic morons
What now, how do I join the conspiracy that controls the world?
Promote shit like Concord and bearded women, circumcision, taxation, paperwork, safety concerns etc.
Congrats, you're in a shithole!
Don't worry. Jesus was also Jewish, but it turns out he wasn't
Find evidence one of your ancestors was a Jew, apply to birthright, visit Israel and fuck one of our women, stay because it's nice, convert to Judaism and fight for a noble cause.
15% scandi
5% iberian
I'm a mutt
Shhhhh…. You weren’t supposed to reveal this information
Shes crying because she's knows she would be happier with her dream husband than being a literal hooker. I would cry too but I've accepted that there's too many stupid people and I can't do everything
You have to be at least 50% jew for them to acept you, to them your just a shaby goy
Enjoy the newly found understanding why every person you interact with seems a less intelligent retard
Where's the lie?
It doesnt exist, the goyim loed, enjoy playing a sandbag for every retarded goy conspiracy theory because soros likes niggers
thats when he places the bombs under your car, who has time to sleep while doing that?
up the ra
Unironically this. His genes carry the taint.
Makes a lot more sense why Russia wanted to protect the lives of Russians on Crimea now.
It didn't make sense when it was just Ukraine and Russia in the mix, now it makes more sense.
Should I just walk to the local synagogue and ask for instructions?
Do it, you may find a surprise.
It could be worse OP, you could find out that your 5% Sephardic Jew and 5% nigger.
congratulations! you're on the winning team. no need to be a resentful chud anymore. jealous but happy for you.
put zyklon b in sauna
shut down wooden door
???
profit
Should I just walk to the local synagogue and ask for instructions?
You're using a sarcastic and flippant tone in lieu of an argument, but yes, they actually tend to do this. Synagogues are nodes of Jewish power. And yes, they do unironically send instructions to Jews for hasbara, pressure campaigns, etc. They are centers for networking and collective meetings.
But yeah if we say this while rolling our eyes and smugly smirking, it suddenly makes all this information untrue.
do what the fuck do you want, just don't spread your genes
More like up their arse lol
They have to deal with the browntide my goverment offloaded to them before they have an Ireland to identify with and fight for. Soon they will be like the north and culturally become one as a protestant crusade against the jeet. Our depravity knows no bounds when it comes to the Irish fren.
I'm 100% incestual anglo bong who's decendant of knights templar and cope by claiming im saxon.
Time to buy the rope, kikerino
What is it made of?
My condolences
I'm 8% yid according to our family tree investigation. When I first learned of the news I wanted to gas myself honestly but grew to accept it. Now I understand why I so easily control all the goy cattle.
Grim
Sauce plz
Just deny it. Lie to your self. That's what troons do.
I just use my Jewishness to get free shit from other Jews and minorities whenever I can.
that fact that you used a screenshot from porn to bait attention on this incel infested site makes you 99% jewish. btw a friend of mine looks over my sheulder and asks for the sause on that pic.
Suzan wojakoff was only a quarter though...
Kill yourself.
because you pay jew to become meme
I mean IIRC it was a few girls getting whipped on their asses one by one by a school master for misbehaving in class or bad grades or something.
Maybe with that information one of you can find it. I don't care enough to search
Jews still have rankings and their own elite.
welcome aboard. we will make contact with you soon.
You could go back to Israel
thank u swiss bro...was it german?
Because the ashkenaz are edomites, and they were nazi's. They were trying to genocide actual jews so they would have claim to the land of israel and then do precisely what they are doing to puppet christianity as to control the world. Islam simply opposes the existence of the state because of jihad, globalists want israel there for a completely different reason.
The bible talks of Babylon and the ideas behind it being clearly a allusion to globohomo. These people became priests in the days of ancient israel, these people denied ever being slaves to jesus in John. Its abundantly clear while God hates religion, these edomites infiltrated jewish customs, killed their king, installed herod, and then established a religious clergy in jerusalem, these very people despite being incredibly well versed in the scripture condemned God incarnate to death,
God promises Judah they will be redeemed, he lets Rome destroy the north utterly, and sack jerusalem. Israel disappears off of the map for almost 2,000 years.
Israel comes back, but only because Edomites tried to progrom the jews that scattered into europe when Rome was still at the height of its power persecuting Christians.
The allies, in light of edomitical shenanigans using Nazism as a pretext to try and kill them, (with satan obviously using the nazi's to try and make God out to be a liar) end up making the state of israel a thing with the balfour declaration.
The Edomites allow this, because they want all the jews in one place, this explains why they are using the dollar as a reserve currency to bankrupt the world while cramming islamists into the west as to get the jews to flee to israel.
Satan is trying to coax them into one spot so he can genocide them.
God is allowing this to the extent that not all of them will be annhilated, and the edomites despite intending to kill them all, are literally helping God in their own stupidity, while God mogs Satan and the Edomites (globalists) at the same time.
/thread
So ya are technically a "white" Amerimuttt
you can be part jewish and still based.
Said no one ever
Should I just walk to the local synagogue and ask for instructions?
Jew here. Yes that's exactly what you should do. Not much to being a jew bit tou can gey israeli citizenship, but it sucks compared to finland. But you may be able to save money on taxes if you move.
t. Jew
infiltrate their ranks, gather info, bring it back to the boys
Damn anon sorry about that. At least you're a white nigger.
It is to be worse because of the implications
Ancestors fucked niggers, at best you are a bleached mulatto
Predominant Subhuman genes, you can't override the vile blood
Completely dysgenic and inbred, all your children be carrying not only more than 100 unique syndromes (from dogshit to deadly) but also your family has the tendency to be schizos
good
don't be open about it. do go to your local synagogue though. make friends with powerful people and ask for a job. they'll throw you in a top position with no qualifications. also make sure that you're actually jewish. it's only inherited through the mother. so the grandparent will have to be your grandmother from your mothers side.
If your mother wasn’t Jewish, then you’re not Jewish. Calm down
xhamster.com
Found it, it's fucking grim
Our depravity knows no bounds when it comes to the Irish fren.
What a POS
"discovering" you're 23% jewish
You and everyone knew. Jew genes are glaringly obvious at levels that high.
pic related is 15% jewish
Based Celticanon.
tfw 100% jewish is nigger
Bobby Fischer is one of the only jews that was so outspokenly anti-jewish that he effectively cleansed himself of it.
Also the guy who invented sea-monkeys was a shockingly based antisemitic jew.
It's hard to name anyone else with confidence. If you're so anti-jewish that jews repeatedly try to kill you then you're basically honorarily exempt from kikery.
grandfather
Per the Talmud you aren’t a Jew unless your mother is a Jew.
They won’t accept you.
Could be worse, I'm 97% Jewish and 3% Scandinavian. I don't practice Judaism though because that shit is retarded.
What's the name of that early-mid 2000s comedian that was part jewish but got cancelled because he talked about the JQ too much? He used to do blogs from his farm /homestead.
His name escapes me but he's not a bad jew as far as I can tell.
Owen Benjamin. Google buried him good so he's probably one of the few good jews.
or at least you need to remove 23% of your body
I don't care that he was homophobic but Owen Smith was antisemitic. So fuck him.
So fuck him.
that would be gay, and he's homophobic anon
The "True Jews" (aka Hebrews) don't exist anymore. They interbred with European whites after fleeing Israel and vanished into the European genome. Any and all peoples pretending to be them are liars and decievers.
As far as the theology goes, True Christians (of which there are vanishingly few spread across all sects and denominations) are the "people of Israel/Hebrews" now.
What's the sauce of this image?
Hosea 3:4
replacement theology is false. it would make God's promises to Israel in the Old Testament false.