Me with Melon69

Me with Melon69

Only if you make good pastrami.

I suck at cooking

That’s makes two of us.

Give me emotional support pls

you 2 need to link up on the 'cord already

What emotional support do you need?

He's right, add me

I don’t use groomcord.

make one and add him you guys are clearly made for each other

Korbo closing in on another man pretending to be a woman
Ooh and he fails!

She was a fat ugly cunt
He was an incel shitskin manlet

Then make an account uwu
Obsession

Nope I'm watching Konosuba with my gf and we're meeting up soon sorry to break your incel fantasies

Doesn’t he already have a an autistic older girlfriend? Why does he need me.

Imagine the gay sex we could have involving his korbussy, if only I had a penis. Guess I could just use a strap on.

DT typa schizophrenic fiction.

That's her, now seethe

Why does he need me.

Because the only other female friend I know is an assyrian redhead who hates women

GEEEEEEEEEEEG, I too can take steal some bitch's picture off Tinder like a creep if I want. It doesn't prove anything

Your self-induced schizophrenia is showing

korbussy is teaching us all a valuable lesson here: no matter how faggotish and pathetic you act you can still get women to talk to you if you cry and bitch for long enough

actually that's me with ur mum

It would be a real shame if I flooded the maggycord with gore and porn and got all the admins and mods banned

pro tip: if you walk up to a woman and cry and piss yourself their maternal instinct kicks in and they'll start breastfeeding you

Interesting thread

Im guessing shes got a 7incher

no it would be actually cool since he's an annoying faggot retard if that's the person i'm thinking of so stop being a useless fucking crybaby and do something of value for once

You have a wired friend circle.

It proves that you’re a creep.

That does NOT work meds now.

Very interesting indeed.

Okay pls you're very cute can you make it for me? I'll cheer for you when you're at work and help you find a bf

*casually approaches you*

it does work it's simple biology

blackest niggers from africa above me

Eh… Let me look into it. I don’t like how most social media companies handle your personal data.

*stare*

Proof?

It’s a French flag so at most they’re Algerian.

black sub saharan nigger above me

do NOT make a discord account you should use Matrix, the open standard and communication protocol for real-time communication, for all your online communication

i'm english sorry

Eh… Let me look into it. I don’t like how most social media companies handle your personal data.

come oooooooon Melomelon~

This that what we’re calling Irish folk today?

Sounds like an add.

Oi, mate, you got a loicense to be shitpostin’ on ‘ta web gov’na?

discord is one of the worst social media companies when it comes to data privacy if you're still using it it's over for you

I don't give a fuck about my privacy

black africa niggers

i kind of hate matrix desu
i use the element client and i've had all sorts of problems with it but i still think it's better than discord
why do they always draw them visiting london? they should go to the lake district or somewhere like that instead
nobody does any more that's why we're in this mess

*punches his chest repeatedly to assert dominance*

I fucking hate these type of threads

but anon >_> i love these types of threads!!! we need to make a bant discord server and have every single anon from bant over there and have different channels for animal rp discussion, cooking bread general, fishtank/biz/non bant generals, homosexual hookup general, korbo blogpost general and etc. basically anything you could even THINK of so we could all talk to each other endlessly and make new friends!!! ^-^

Question: what does google do with all the data that they "steal" from me like what kind of things I like?
Answer: suggest me things I would like to buy
?????
What's the problem here?

this but unironically except without the non bant generals
you're saying dumb things stop doing that

London is what everyone thinks about when thinking of Britain.

*stares harder*

Then don’t post.

Meds we already have Anon Babble for that.

They also use it to train their AIs so when skynet becomes sentient and judgment day happens it will know how to entrap hiding Anon Babble jannies using hot-pockets

What if I french kissed you and dripped my saliva into your mouth, then fondled your melons and thrusted aggressively in your stinky pussy, would you like that Melomelon? Of course I'd do it after I showered you with enough attention to enjoy it.

Hello!