/smg/ - Stock Market General

This week on /smg/

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
exhentai.org/tag/character:Asuna Ichinose

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Santa Rally time!

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please god crash the stock market because it would be so fucking funny

hey mumu, check out that golden cross on the 10y computer

Tomorrow gonna be like pic related?

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So that is what he meant when he said inflation was a social phenomenon

Is robinhood a scam company

Stocks only go up.

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im about to hit cad$100k ytd next paycheck and i still feel poor
maybe coz cad is shit

HENLOOO MISTER JEROME
MY CHATTERS GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU
NUMBER ONE... THE BEPIS?!
HOW LOW THEY GONNA GET?
TWO, YOU LIKE EM SHAVED OR HAIRY?
OMG CHAT IS THIS REAL
THANKS SIR PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

Nvidia earnings aren't until Wednesday. Why do they make these bullshit headlines?

Finally started to watch Arcane

Unironically enjoying it so far

Season 1 was peak kino

Season 2

LOTS of lesbian romance this time

Episode 6 felt like it was redone a LOT

Bros, this might be bearish for Netflix and Riot...and I don't even care the game its based on

Just watch the Cyperpunk one, it was better. I also liked Arcane season 1.

Also I should add it happens a lot with Netflix. Altered Carbon season 1 was great and 2 wasn't.

what should i keep an eye on this week, any good trades?

I already said NIGGERS AND JEWS in the other new thread so now I need to say NIGGERS AND JEWS in this one. Ok here goes. NIGGERS AND JEWS. There it is I said NIGGERS AND JEWS.

I still think season 2 is pretty good(so far) but there is definitely a dip in quality and writing.

I also hope that if they do other stories and characters, they go back to S1 goodness again. There are tons of interesting characters and lore in the LoL universe I want to see in the future, like the ones that were in that spinoff game Ruined King.

I sense much fear in you.

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Why do they make these bullshit headlines?

did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

smci was nvdas 3rd largest customer. now that they are going to be insolvent in a couple weeks, how can nvda possibly raise their guidance for next quarter?

They will find another scam co to middle man their products to China.

sex with Shin

They be robin the hood

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Oh ok didn't know that so NIGGERS AND JEWS I guess thank you fren better go check on NATGAS AND OIL in the meantime.

Why do you spam inflation shit 24/7 for months now. At least mix it up because no one else is into this.

reddit hates robinhood so therefore theyre based

smci drama is all fake and gay, buy the dip, niggers

NUMBER ONE... THE BEPIS?!

25 more bepis next meeting

TWO, YOU LIKE EM SHAVED OR HAIRY?

both because I'M THE SKIBIDI RIZZLER! ON GOD I'M THE SKIBIDI RIZZLER! ISIGMAS IN THE CHAT IF YOU FEEL ME. o7

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NATGAS AND OIL

As it should be. So say we all!

Oh I'm sure there's plenty here that like them

I dont think so because theres only one person spamming it 24/7

Novo

keep seeing twatter posts about how shit CAD is

already fucked up my forex account again

fuck it, just short CAD with full risk

I'm incapable of making money either way, so why not try harder

Not here but I have noticed that the images I post are being reposted over in Anon Babble kek

only recently learned it's based on fucking League of Legends

Riot permabanned my account in 2016 for botting, during a time I had no access to my PC. Fuck them.

I hear that's what most small and micro cap investors look like.

If Obama was never president ergo Biden was never VP we would have never had a Biden administration.

THANKS OBUNGA!

arcane was amazing but nothing will ever make me come back to league of legends

i did end up playing Teamfight tactics for a bit tho, it was fun since it was basically like league of legends poker/mahjong or something against 7 other people

If Jeri Ryan was never hired on Voyager we wouldn't have had Obama.

So thats reason to spam inflation shit here 24/7 and nothing else for several months? All Im saying isbits tiring having every second picture in these threads be inflation shit.

How do i invest in cute girls

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Ching Chong Nip Nog market might be rallying from here

I came to giantess butt crush again...

Hollywood been doing this for years.

really hot showers before plowing your wife

Maybe shift to one of your less degenerate fetishes as an alternative.

You *do* have less degenerate fetishes, don't you?

wtf is this nigger tesla doing going up

Headlines about less self-driving regulation.

nigger nigger nigger nigga
nigger nigger nigger nigga
nigger nigger nigger nigga
nigger nigger nigger nigga

Ah alright, thanks, guess I'll need to reconsider holding or exiting my $tsls position then, too unpredictable.

The week hasn't even started and I'm already feeling burnt out. I don't want to live to work anymore but then I can't afford to live

Do you invest? Eventually you'll be able to retire and bang $1,200/night whores; trust me

Alright fine I will mix it, I just love chounyuu content so much

Yes but I'm not going to retire anytime soon.

You *do* have less degenerate fetishes, don't you?

Yes, i love over-aged women.

bang $1,200/night whores

Fuck them.
Dont
They dont deserve it.

If only money could buy the ability to transcend death

I had this exact problem on my phone. But now that Apple added AI to picture finding I can quickly search through my 1000+ photos. Words, colors, shapes. Red would work with an image like this.

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I just want to impress my sister so I can bang her

Money can certainly make you live a longer healthier life. But year without the knowledge and future tech the best one can hope for is to study scientific journals and get lucky.

It doesn't cost any money to say NIGGERS AND JEWS. You can even say WOMEN AND FAGGOTS AND TROONS and it won't cost any extra.

I miss when asmongold streamed at midnight.

Why is asmongold even popular? He literally is just some balding neckbeard giving lukewarm takes on what everyone already knows about things. The only redeeming thing about him is he pissed Destiny off but Destiny has gone off the deep end after getting cucked to oblivion by his wife and a femboy along with Donald Trump winning.

asmongold is jewish controlled sheep herder. I thought getting cucked by a femboy was a hentai only kind of thing. Destiny must have a humiliation fetish.

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SANDNIGGERS
FUCK TURKROACHES
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR MOM

Destiny must have a humiliation fetish.

Yeah his ex wife leaked his dms to her about liking cuckold shit and him giving guys fellatio and swallowing their loads

chilling, the dark side of being a bull is some weird beta guy will try sucking your dick.

I mean Destiny acts constantly like he is better than everyone and the voice of reason when he is a literally a deranged cocksucker. You can still bull and not do gay shit with cucks.

Damn I want an AI to find pictures on my laptop. I have almost 5,000 images in my meme folders (most of them are frogs) and I can never find find what I want fast enough. Sometimes, I've missed POWER HOUR posts because I can't get to that exact Apu in time. I have over 1600 Apus and they aren't even all in one Apu folder...

It's funny because I'm currently re-tagging my furry femboy data set for a re-bake, the current model is too bad by itself I clearly made mistakes.
you could try running your images through an image to text AI then use the description (in whole or in part) as file names at which point fuzzy search can help you out.

It is certainly not perfect but it really helps a lot. Like I remembered Ben Affleck had a blue shirt on for this meme. And bam it found it.

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I fucking hate Indians
I claimed exempt on my w4 and they are still withholding taxes. Now I have to deal with this shit and probably wont get that money back. Cant wait to call hr and be greeted by that disgusting broken english first thing monday morning.

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