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Ask a mexican anything

why do you call yourself latinx?

How the fuck do I roll a burrito properly? Every time I try it ends up spilling out of both ends.

I dont

why out of whole country of people you have a JEW as a president

How can I get a goth big titty latina ?

what's your net worth?

Is it true that you use red ants as heat when you dont have proper ghost peppers available?

Like a crunchwrap

Because the former dictator amlo wanted it

why does your chihuahua never shut the fuck up?

t. northern Mexico (south Texas) Chad

Is cancun/tulum still safe? I went there a lot as a teen with my parents and loved it better than all the Caribbean islands because there's cool shit to do outside the resorts(pyramids, eco parks, cenites, etc). A techno DJ i like a lot (Boris Brejcha) is playing in tulum after new years and I really wanna check that out

No

Mestizo or Spaniard?

How much USD for sexo magnificento with chica

Yes, its safe.

It's a tortilla dude. You fold the top and bottom inwards about a 2inches. Then you roll the unfolded side over the middle.

Spanish

Just go to italy

Thanks friend. I really love your country. I've only been in the Yucatan but you guys have a nice piece of land

What's more popular there? Dragon Ball or Simpsons?

Just because you're Mexican doesn't make you cute anon
You're still a Morlock

Qué hora es? 8:48 aqui.

Thanks i love america too. Ive been in the southwest and louisiana

Pic related

Good, based

why are you the most barbaric race?

memeflag

Shut it Yitzak

Db1:49 AM aquí

Hah I'm actually Ukrainian (soviet). The US does have great natural features. I started exploring it more when I learned to ski. I'm nyc bound but the interior is beautiful

Niggers, jeets, chinks, abbos, joos and mooselambs are worse. We are one of the best races.

t. dothead

begone subhuman

Oh fugg :D

Yes, California is the most beutiful state in the world.

You're still a shitskin

No. I am a white basque and galician

another meme flag

Man Mossad got you guys working OT

It really is. It has some great ski spots and just in general is a cool state. It's a shame how local politics mak3s it inhabitable

How jews are perceived in Mexico? Positive? Neutral?
Do they feel safe there?

You moron. That beaner cant guarantee anything. People go missing down in mexico all the time. You cant trust anyone down there. Fuck that country, you have shit taste anon. Get good, your embarrassing us.

¿Por qué no publicas mamá sexy en alta resolución?

You cant trust anyone down there

To be fair, there are areas in USA where people got missing too. Or attacked by... "people from long, long list".

a you a latina? a big booty latina? want to mejorar la raza?

Mexicans in America are the new middle class. Taxes aren't coming from white folks cause they all got rich or poor. For this big mess to function at all they need taxes, and immigrants will provide it. Are you Catholic?

why does your sister love to swallow so much

STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO OFF-TOPIC PORNBAIT

Bruh she is actually Lebanese with a nosejob

how do i get a slampig mexican gf

SU CUERPO, MI PROPIEDAD

If you don't use the proper leftist approved words, that's hate speech.

Businessmen don't like to deal much with jews unless there is no option, and the working class who interact with them also have their negative comments for their behaviors. And if there is no interaction or interest, the only thing the average Mexican knows (by having a catholic religion) about them is because of the bible and recent october fest events.

Do they feel safe there?

I would't know the percentages, there are from both sides.

inb4 you have a jew for a president

We've already had a jew for a president but this is the first one who says it openly and is a very well known topic by now, even before she was a candidate. But because she came from the same party as the previous president the people voted for the party and giving her the benefit of the doubt, some people weren't happy she was a jew and a woman but the opposition (another woman and some flamboyant dude) were a complete joke, so no much of a choice.
Here typically we don't discuss the creed of politicians unless it's to make policy, because separation of church and state and all that. That is why it is an enigma what she will do with the country.

sure buddy, totally spanish

This high waisted ass-floss-pussy-hammock looking style needs to die out.
Bring back low-waist bikinis.

whats the deal with zapistas, latinax sar ?

ok smart guy how do i get a goth big titty latina?

What is your solution to the immigration issue between our countries?
What do you think about Mexico building a wall among your southern border since most come from south America, or a wall at the most narrow part of your southern border since it has a good bottleneck a bit into your border?
What is Mexico doing about the cartel problem? It seemed to me they are better armed than your police and own politicians, both in Mexico and America.
How does the average Mexican feel about the cartel?

Why don't you do anything legitimate about the cartel control of your country, your roads and water are horrible, you now have a jew running things, what gives?

Why are you mudslimes such degenerate coomers while larping as pious?

¿Para cuándo van a dejar de chuparle la pija a los yanquis y van a retomar Tejas y la California, mexipiojosos?

Why can’t you handle temperatures under 80 Fahrenheit and why do you wear winter clothes when you’re doing construction in the summer?

Why do you eat the same damn shit every day for every meal: tortillas, rice, beans…and why do you enjoy sitting on toilets taking nasty shits all day?

Why does your native language sound like a low IQ butchering of real Spanish

Do Mexicans prefer to be associated with the Castilian Spanish or the local Mayans? I'm reading some history books about California in the late 1700's and early 1800's and the it seemed that all Mexicans were pretty much Spaniards then. I'm sure this is a complex subject.

Modern Mexicans just want to be trashy cartel members.

I have to imagine that most Mexicans hate the cartels because of the violence. Even though some cartels act like Robin Hood which ingratiates them to the very poor.

You’re wrong. They worship cartel leaders like patron saints. It’s a nation of criminals now. That’s why anyone with a semblance of morality is fleeing.

You're putting in too much filling you fat fuck.

do you drink tequila with salt/lemon? I was told this never happens in mexico and only jews invented it

what's the recipe for the adobada tacos at Tacos el Gordo?

How much do you charge to put in new cabinets?

Why do I make infinitely better Chili Rellenos than any of you fuckers? Seriously it's like you don't even make an effort.

Do you vahe any illegal relatives here in the USA?
If so tell me where so I can rat them out for deportation

There is an abuela somewhere that just went Super Saiyan because of this statement, and she will never know why it happened.

Whats with El Chavo's tortas de jamón obsession?

I have just finished watching El Chapo on netflix. I was shocked by the collaboration between the government and the cartels. Does this still happen or are the government still hand in hand with the cartels?