Finally got a girlfriend after all these years

Finally got a girlfriend after all these years

Novelty wore off super quick

She keeps me up all night rambling about her hobbies and interests

She texts every 10 minutes to check in on me

Holds me in her arms for too long

Lies down on my chest until it's uncomfortable and her breath starts to burn my skin

Touches me too much, random hugs and kisses

Follows me everywhere I go, can't go to McDonald's without her asking to come with

Stares at me when she thinks I'm not looking, makes me uncomfortable

Have to take her out on dates every week

Sex is alright but isn't exciting

She's talking about moving in after 2 months

Fawns over me because I treat her well

I adore her but can't stand being around her for more than an hour at a time

Don't know if I want this anymore

I should've just stayed an incel. I now fully understand why Chads and boomers like to talk about how much they hate their girlfriends/wives. I'm honestly hoping she'll cheat on me so I can leave her without feeling guilty. Incels truly are not built for love.

What are the political implications of this phenomenon?

Youre a fag.

Faggot.

Most girls don’t have hobbies or interests.

Anyway, the main benefit for men in a relationship is sex and frankly most women absolutely suck at sex and of those that don’t most are just okay.

Your problem is that you’re too available. Until you marry, you should never really see your girlfriend more than weekends and a weeknight or two here and there. If you are busier and see her less, she’ll put more effort into sex. The other stuff won’t get any better but at least the better sex might make it more worth it.

Sex, kids, and a homemaker are really all that make it worth it for men. A girlfriend can only give you one of those.

Take a picture and post the soles of her bare feet, the dirtier the better.

And do not let her move in. That’s a huge mistake.

You need to do the opposite. Make sure you live separately AND be too busy for her most days.

what about Pinterest? my ex love to show me all her hobbies on Pinterest

This is nuclear grade bait and the first two respondents shot straight from the hip.

Stop having a bad attitude

you are not made for eachother then.
i finally got a gf this year as well and we spent 2 full weeks at my place a while ago.
she made food for me all the time and gave me all the time and space i needed for myself
yes sleeping in one bed together feels uncomfortable because you arent used to it, it takes time

ah the humble brag

sounds like BPD and she will 180 on you and accuse you of abuse and ruin your life. Get out now or strap the fuck in anon

girlfriends are greatly overrated
There are a few rare exceptions but most are annoying, dumb,
controlling and crappy in bed after all that. Unless by some miracle
you found "the one" you are in most cases much better off single
and having your freedom

Ask her to lick your ass. That’s the true litmus test.

You are exaggerating but yeah honestly sex isnt that lifechanging and being around someone 24/7 can get stressful

Im still glad to have my gf but you need to think well and get to know the person before comitting

Based, anons don't understand how annoying women are

have you tried creampie, yet?

The british are so nihilistic for no reason

sex isnt that life changing

has a child

her breath starts to burn my skin

you fucked a dragon, rookie mistake.

foot fetish pedo

Dan Schneider, you’re a disgusting fat fuck

Unless you have a full, busy life that's gratifying outside of women, having a girlfriend literally makes your life worse in most cases, the neediness is insufferable.

Then have a full busy and satisfying life then.
Not that difficult

sounds like a you problem

I do, that's why I only bother to have one night stands and stay single.

This guy gets it. Everything in this post is 100% accurate, down to the exact same feeling I had hoping my ex would cheat on me so I could call off the relationship without any guilt. Relationships suck and are annoying, and only literal virgins or pathetic simps with low self-worth would disagree. I haven't been in a relationship since the pandemic and do not miss it one bit. Once you get over the lust and the overratedness of sex, you see relationships for what they truly are- a waste of time, energy, productivity, resources, and, most importantly, your sanity.

You will marry her, have 4 kids then retire and nag each other for the next 10 to 20 years after that.

None of this real anon. Besides it being a 1pbtid, OP is an incredible faggot that no woman will ever let near them. Do better.

Can't you let me pretend something nice happens?

relationships are for co-dependent betas
she chose you because you are a dumb beta
that simple
like a little toddler that's you two

This is my fear. I am so used to inceldom and solitude, I know that most things women do are annoying.
I really just want sex, intimacy and affection, and none of the needlessly social and material nonsense they fixate on.

No one knows the horror like Chad.

I wish this was me

This happened to me. It mindfucked me because I fell in love with her. I still love her despite the fact that she probably cheated on me and then, after she dumped me, slandered me. The idealization phase is indescribable ecstasy and the devaluation /discarding phase is indescribable pain. Nobody I know seems to understand this.

I advise every man to learn about personality disorders to avoid major problems.

Have you tried cock? I think you'd like it more.

Give her a kid. That will keep her busy

good ragebait

You are trolling right? OP give me your gf then. If i had a gf i would huge her all day, i would never let her go. BTW someone post the suffering from success meme.