I sold my SPY call option above strike price and still lost a bit of money in my paper trade
wat do?
Still though NIGGERS AND JEWS.
Still though NATGAS AND OIL
hello fellas
Bring back the word cumfart
Project sneed is a go
Futures
You got everything you need? The interns ordered delivery for you special, the female brokers will kick your tongue out and your margin is good.
shit is pumping in the fake and gay hours
Almost bought SMCI after hours but it was up too much for my taste. I will see how it is in the premarket.
jesus christ, commonwealth bank (ASX) has pumped to a new high pretty much every day since the US election
wtf how are all these successful traders sleeping sideways? do you get gravity cheats once you hit a certain balance?
Can anyone translate this post from 2032 English to 2024 English?
im having a hot toddy and i dont care how gay it sounds
:) :) :) ai dashcams is going flat but ill keep myself busy for a few months until train contracts start coming in
Just when I thought I couldn't be any more sick of chinks and chink scams.
Rape me
Powell, you heard the man.
I've had this account for 4 years and I don't think I've been net positive for more than a week at a time. Jealous of you niggas that have 6+ figures and triple digit returns
yes apparently i am part of the 0.2% TFSA holders with (cad$) 200k
the first step to hitting it big is to stop diversifying
diversifying is for people with wealth to protect, building wealth requires winning
it takes a lot of effort and information that are just not accessible for a retail trader to pick 10 winners to speculate "safely", but you can focus all wealth into 2-3 winners and gamble instead
Technically, diversifying would prevent me from risking money stupidly. I've lost over $800 in forex over the course of a year or two, as well.
yes diversifying and restricting allocations (i.e. no more than 5 or 10% for a single position) will help you protect your capital
but in your case when your 5% position ($100) finally goes 10x you make $1K which would not even be a wagie paycheck
you need to build wealth either by saving more as a wagie or risking more, or both
actually i dont have time to research and be confident about 2-3 winners though never mind 10+ winners
i just put everything into 1 pick and a small backup into an index etf / pension (so i can retire at 60 at least...)
This is just one of my accounts, I have approx $100k CDN across all sources... maybe $40k in bonds/fixed income, $20k or so in active equity investments; mostly WMT but a few spread out like this
I can’t sneed
you going to be apeing into some IBIT calls tomorrow morning, right /smg/?
Russia.. it’s time to fire 5000 missiles into Ukr*ine.
You didnt invest in semiconductors/tech, and you fell for le "emerging markets" and "commodities".
Tech usually leads the market up and down, so it would be my fault for being ignorant of sector rotation as the markets respond. Yes, I missed out, but even stuff like WMT is still outperforming the SPY's historical average.. many categories are up 40-60% this year. I believe 2025 will be moderately bullish as well, as markets respond to policy changes and sectors again rotate (see the biotech sector tanking from RFK's nomination). I still believe 2026 to be the market top, based on picrel. I was correct about the shmitah and such too, but I didn't execute on it and go balls deep on the dips like I should have
As big tech uses more AI, power demands grow. That's why you see shit like Microsoft commissioning the Three Mile Island nuclear plants to come back. I think nuclear has a very strong future. For oil, it depends on the whims of OPEC as well as global policy ... I think producers that pay dividends is the place to be. Likewise for gold.
Canada has a currynigger infestation and I've been considering some kind of REIT as well as short CAD long term, since it seems like no end is in sight. I do have my work's profit sharing going into international/emerging markets because I think Mexico and Latin America will have strong growth over the next 20 years.
10Y drilling bull run starts tomorrow
Yields...
Yields are drilling because of Ukraine attacking with ATACMS.
A reversal is likely though, as it is likely only because of fear of Putin's reaction
ehm, Johnald Tremp bros, why has this faggot winning not had a positive impact on MY stocks
is he, dare I say, a fat fraud
I have been laughing at TLT fags but today I will join them. At open I'm dumping all TMV I have and switching into TMF. Hopefully it will be a more profitable ride than the last time we boarded the TMF train.
Whered you get this picture of me
FUTURES BROS NOT LIKE THIS
Thinking about buying INTRUM.ST
Bankruptcy is bullish, right?
I just bought oil, I literally never been successful at this
Bought MSTX at 92 on Friday sold just now in premarket. I was planning on selling around 130, since I thought MSTR would go over 400 and bitcoin to 96k, but then I looked at news articles about how "if Nvidia does SHIT tomorrow, the entire market may sell off" and decided I had already gotten 25% returns in 2 market days and it's not worth the hassle of holding a hot potato like that. If bitcoin goes back to 83k I buy back in and swing again.
meme coins are popping again i miss how i got lucky a few times in 2020 buying shit and forgetting about them and finding out i had 100k a few weeks later
$WMT | Walmart Q3 25 Earnings
Adj EPS $0.58 (est $0.53)
Rev $169.59B (est $167.5B)
Total US Comp Sales Ex-Gas +5.5% (est +3.8%)
See FY Adj EPS $2.42 to $2.47, (est $2.45), Saw $2.35 to $2.43
See FY Net Sales +4.8% to +5.1%
The economy is saved. Can't stop the slurp
EUROPEAN MARKETS ARE BECOMING AS UNLOVED AS CHINA - AMUNDI CIO
Yurobros... it's over...
If you got any GDXU get rid of it today or tomorrow
KHC shitting the bed in slow motion
Revenue went down 30% since 2019/2020 too. US slop seems to be in trouble.
In other news, I now hold 3 stocks (33% each): GOOG, MO and MAIN.
This gives me exposure to most stable performers from each major branch of US economy: tech, cancer and finance.
I need to go to walmart for loctite.
googles getting hit with antitrust stuff right now
They are so huge they are always going to be in some kind trouble.
Pre-market lookin a little pink right now.
Bloomberg Economics
@economics
Fed Chair Jerome Powell says he wants to wait and see what the Trump will do before forecasting what that means for the economy. That's not what the Fed did back in 2016
the Trump
That poor anime maid, absolutely upended by the dastardly yield curve
COULD SEE EURO PARITY AGAINST THE DOLLAR IN THE NEXT MONTH SAYS AMUNDI CHIEF INVESTMENT OFFICER
BUDDY LOOK AT WORLD WAR COMPUTER
BUY GOLD
I should've gone harder on WMT. Only bought 100 shares on the close. Still made $265.
I'm thinking of buying DCA 300 shares of NVDA today and tomorrow.
Trump trade lasted exactly five (5) days.
DNUT
Biden will hand off the Presidency right after the second nuke hits the twin towers. With war time powers Trump will rename the US as New Israel and stocks will never go down again. This is the future you chose.
Crab peak (at 10am Euro Time).
MSTRbators going ballistic during pre market
The bleeding will continue until P/E improves.
$MCD | Equipment Problem Knocks Espresso Drinks off McDonald’s Menu - WSJ
It has nothing to do with the price of Arabica and us not wanting to raise the prices to cover the costs and get publicly bashed for raising prices
Also housing market:
US housing starts for October 1 311M vs 1.330M estimate
Worse news. But do I short to or what? You can't tell with this market if bad news still good news
should I short housing
no
Didn't mean to short housing. Mean SPX.
Besides, a surplus is bearish
I wonder what the NIGGERS AND JEWS have in store for us today? It looks like maybe SOMETHING.
Deporting 10million illegals isn't enough. We need Covid 2;Revengeance to fix this
Nice rug
Jewey Jewstein and Goldberg at it again. The hazards of making it in the civilized world.
okay. i'm out of all my positions. keep dumping mother fucker. fucking damn it.
damn i should have held my tsls instead of selling it
good morning
strategy computer is literally dying
One can hope
I think I'm just gonna keep holding my shorts, ffs.
shut up retard lmao
buying the dip
im worried about a panic selling at the bell
Good morning frens. More like Trump Dump if you ask me
Why did you dump it?
WHY IS THE S8P GOING DOWN!
Also nivd
I bought just before close now it looks like it's going down!
why dumping
this dementia riddled biden fuck is crashing everything by provoking ww3 as desperate last attempt, fuck him
Someone bought that isn't meant to make it. The flush will continue until he realizes his losses. There will be no mercy until he sells.
(You) know who you are. (You) know what to do.
WHAT SHOULD I BUY RN. I AM LOSING MONEY BEFORE IT EVEN OPENS
FUCK YOU
Ironically it is poles on /pol that want to nuke Russia 24/7
man mstr will just keep pumping over 400 now wont it...
S&P 500 sharted again
why is the market reacting now its 2 days old news
VIX went up
you cannot win Bobo
we need to build homes
What's that imply?
unless i get one of those bull things then its guaranteed to dump back to 300... i just know it
You hearing this chat. Jimmy Cramberry is speaking facts.
i want bobo to win short term so i can buy cheaper calls
fear levels rising
putin signed the n-word
Why are futures sharting themselves. News status?
There better not be any GME baggies in this thread
ForexLive
@ForexLive
Walmart:We are concerned significant increase in tariffs could lead to increased prices
Oh... no....
Oh surely this is the rebound you've been waiting to buy comrade! What are you waiting for?
how many more red lines?
I need some line shamans to predict the future.
i read they fear the russians. they updated their nuke doctrine or something
swingies get the rope
i drew several lines on my chart and i strongly believe we'll go to the right
no its because I bought on monday after being sidelined since 2021, expect a total market meldown, my timings are literally always the absolute worst
oh you faggots didnt load up on vix and defesne stocks ?
fuck this email shit
fuck this captcha shit
Thank you wise line master. I will adjust my strategy to account for this.
Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.
You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
Retarded chart.
its in a deficit... because it just is ok?
Barbarians are at the gates of evropa.
Badabing you blow that brains all over your ivy league suit.
Ok these just few candles have now convinced me we will have a strong V recovery in the first 10 mins of market open.
Here we go. Good luck calling the bottom.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
based
Common babe. MONEY IS GREEN
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I'm getting ready to slurp PEP
WARNING
REDUCE PRESSURE
DANGER
v recovery happens during pre-market
ruhroh
Robinhood go to the moon baby
I am in too much pain to game.
mandatory russian nuclear bomb scare #3198236
My Russian name is Slurpin DaDip, I live in Dindunuffinks oblast near the Nutyingburga mountains. The twoweeksmoor river passes just by us, but we pass over it on the nutyink eyvahappins bridge that was built by general Chuddyiv during the soviet era
It really ties the room together.
Aaaaaand we're back
Based
$V why?
Not even nukes can stop the golden bullrun. Chud bobos lost again.
SOXL $27.70
GME $26.95
Eat shit Gamestop baggies
CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
we got too cocky bulls!
want to oooooo post
it dumps
want to aaaaaa post
it recovers
ROOT
LUNR
damn mstr just might hit 400 today
wtf does root even do
RKLB
RDDT
"Root, Inc. provides insurance products and services in the United States. The company offers automobile, homeowners, and renters insurance products."
are we supposed to buy or sell today
patriots are in control
Isn't it an Insurance company?
Somehow they sponsored a race car
its days like today that really make me appreciate the genius of KO Boomer's strategy
yes
Okay.. I told you it would sell off today.
sex id
today
why do the selloffs always happen during non goyim hours?
Somebody called? Guess who is in charge for the next 12 months.
my microstrategy investment is officially +200% profitable
BYRN
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What does this mean for my DFS shares?
5900
one day off of dude weed and i have zero appetite
i have no idea what to buy
Bros, I have a lump on my right buttcheek. Hard to tell if its inside or out. Do I leave it and hope that it heals on its own, go to a doctor, or invest in cancer treatment stock?
Upro
Why? Their quarterly income is dropping off a cliff. What was their strategy again? IIRC it was some kind of high interest loans being used to calendar spread btc or so.
Yagmi
Yagmi but not as quickly
wtf why is MSTR exploding rn
IT'S GOING UP FOREVER LAURA
UCO not pumping enough to keep me green
It's a meme stock in a bull market. More logic than that isn't needed.
they are going to lose some revenue if they merchant fees get eliminated or reduced
The URNJ breakout? BYRN, LUNR, MYTE, and SEZL are also on my list.
Also the perennial RCAT contract gamble resolves today. Goes 100% or -100%.
None of this would be an issue if Americans would just use cash like normal sane tax evading people in the rest of the world
INTADASTING. I've never nooticed them. The projection looks to be postive.
If you're a value "buy on pullbacks" type, VBNK, NOTV, AIOT, GLATF, and TKNO are close to my stops but not quite dead in my book and have reasons for optimism.
SO MUCH COMPETITION IN THE CREDIT CARD INDUSTRY... FUELS OUR MOTIVATION TO INNOVATE
isn't it supposed to be a bitcoin stock. no idea what their other business might be if any
CUSIP: 81618TAC4
Pray all your gods to be saved
You can not liberate
Your wicked soul from the dread of a tragical fate
The IRS is coming to punish your life
The sound of the taxman makes you mad
The sin is done
Stalking preys with frantic sadism
Your evil's satisfied
Incoming will to devastate
Again and again in a critical haze
Time to buy PFE calls?
all your gods
For the Lord shall judge his people, and repent himself for his servants, when he seeth that their power is gone, and there is none shut up, or left.
And he shall say, Where are their gods, their rock in whom they trusted,
Which did eat the fat of their sacrifices, and drank the wine of their drink offerings? let them rise up and help you, and be your protection.
See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.
For I lift up my hand to heaven, and say, I live for ever.
You're supposed to short with WTI in the 70s not the 60s. Use ATM puts if you want to use options.
WE MOONING BOYS, FUCK THE BEARS
Luce has to be the most offensive Catholic icon. They really just can't help themselves.
Wasn't Satan supposed to be the angle of light?
Luce has to be the most offensive Catholic icon
luce is based and im tired of pretending otherwise
Interest?
Why would they need to pay interest?
TQQQ about to go green
I'm so upset by it I might quit watching anime.
BLOCKS
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In English, doc!
God damn. Although I doubt they're getting that for new loans.
ah damn there comes the top signal
Here's your office REIT bro.
Check the date.
SPY about to be green
It had to be TWO WEEKS at some point.
good thing i close my puts when i had the chance
That's maturity date for the older (senior) loans. The idea is that they keep taking loans to buy more bitcoin IIRC and it doesn't mention the interest rate on the new ones.
Stocks only go up it seems.
it will be interesting to see how their move to hoard btc at ath plays out
They're offering 0% convertible notes as of yesterday. Unless I'm missing something, 0% *is* the interest rate on their new loans.
Welcome to Saylor's magic money machine.
I want to take a vacation to either Columbia or Latvia.
ran Agrees To Stop Producing Near Bomb-Grade Uranium; IAEA Reports Iran's Enriched Uranium Stockpile Grows to 6,604.4 KG; Discusses Stopping Further Expansion of 60% Enrichment Beyond 185 KG Amid Conditional Agreement on Additional IAEA Inspectors
I suppose that's bullish
I bought the paypig battle pass for CoD..
I'm not great at bond stuff but it seems to me they'd be a lack of bids that would form a credit spread so they'd effectively have a non-zero interest rate.
No one is going to lend money at 0% especially to a company who's entire operation is just "buy more bitcoin."
I have officially resumed my etf savings plan after pausing it for 3 years. Consider this a warning and a threat.
I will now watch ASMR gf roleplay videos as the stock market crumbles.
good luck
It's not just "buy more Bitcoin", it's "get shares well above NAV, offer shares to scam money from retail baggies, use newfound money to squeeze Bitcoin higher"
Bondholders at or around 0% are getting themselves into the capital structure ahead of retail stock baggies.
Your God is a jew and its stuck to a cross.
I need a black kween to save me from this frozen hell hole in winter.
But why would you want to be involved in that to begin with if you're not getting paid more than you risk?
yes they will, their last 2 billion convertible bond sale was just 4 months ago or so retard
you don't understand what you're talking about. not going to spoonfeed, you can miss out on games if you want.
so we're just not worried anymore
in fact, the potential for nukes is bullish
okay. sure. i'm low iq after all.
Who the fuck is buying the loans though? Why would you want that?
If you're a bondholder and the MSTR scam goes tits up, you claim some Bitcoin next year when it's 150k. If you're holding MSTR stock you'd theoretically get nothing.
You'd have to be retarded to think Putin nukes DC over a couple more blown up ammo depots.
This latest rally is from Iran making nice on *their* nuke program.
stay mad bear, it's obvious Putins not gonna do shit when Trumps about to come into office
Putin's not a retard, they're not nuking anybody.
A nuclear exchange would improve the US medium-long term.
Not that it would happen. Nothing ever happens.
fake and gay
stay poor
why does it only go up if i want to buy or after i sold...
two cups of coffee and still tired.
Well lets hope he threatens nukes on the daily then. Who doesn't love a good threat. You're all obviously correct, just look at this rally. Congrads.
I'm just saying look at other stuff, because it's not like Putin's backed into a corner with Ukrainian Abrams at the gates of Moscow.
Sold this morning but would have another 1000 bucks if I had held. But I sold because I reasoned the potential downside from a russia scare outweighs the degen "hodl" mindset. I'm not sure if this is a reasonable trading strategy or I'm retarded for being careful.
Right>Left.
nothing ever happens retard.
I don't have to take this shit from a c*ffeine fiend.
this is true in politics as well
the potential downside from a russia scare
russia is based and im tired of pretending they're not
CCL is pumping again. I'll never get to sell this stock at this rate.
The actual Right is, not the faux right.
These look the same to me. idk I guess that's the nice thing about Asians.
FUCK microstrategy is crashing we haven't made a new high in 5 minutes
Wtf I thought it was happening
good. mean people deserve to lose their money
you literally could have just not sold
why do these old congressmen all have a frog in their throat?
God damn the IV on MSTR. What a nutty stock. It feels too much like MSCI for me to touch it.
It just keeps on going up and up. How horrible
cock sucken TSLA
My stove is barely working and I've been waiting all morning for coffee.
it will come down eventually
Oh that's a very clever trick.
going on an incel walk.
massive 1% dip and v-shaped recovery to slightly green again
Totally organic and not to let big players in for cheap.
How ya feeling oilbros?
V-shaped recovery
that has been the market everyday since september. Congress made it illegal for stocks close red
You too can get in for cheap with this one simple trick
GREEN
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WE GREEN BOYS SPY IS GREEN
So true, king. Whenever I meet a girl named Lucy I know that's really Satan.
stocks dump for no reason (russia is as always a nothingburger)
they recover
wtf guys y line go up
that's not how it works
1. if bitty was 150k mstr wouldn't go tits up
2. the reason they give 0% loans is when the stock price goes up an agreed amount they can convert to mstr stock and get to pocket the extra growth after that point like a call option
3. this has outperformed bitcoin
We’re never getting a heathy sell off. Passive indexes are too powerful and have ruined the market.
Women's vaginas are really portals to hell so that makes sense.
I don't have money and I don't want to sell, or else the tax hammer will come crashing down on me.
SPY just turned green.
The retarded Mumoids think everything is ok.
inb4 just go into debt
They cancelled my 250k credit line, because I was "not using it".
whole nation of AIDS riddled degen recreational orgy NIGGERS
based
for no reason
Buddy, if you weren't so german I would explain why everything is fake and gay. But germans can't be talked to or reasoned with. >Fucking 16 county's for one state.
WHY THE FUCK IS RIVN AND LCID RED. GO GREEN REEEEEEEEE
it's actually pretty simple, right now the rest of the world is shit, so the US stock market is sucking up all the capital, because where else are you going to invest?
Breddy ok I sold yesterday and ready for the next DIPARINO.
DOGE is going to fuck them doggie style.
I read the other day that RIVN loses like $20k on every truck they sell.
how would mstr go tits up at 150k let alone 200k or 300k when their average will still be well below 60k
You don't get it. I bought at 14 dollars and don't like selling during bull runs. I am just waiting for the stock to finally lose momentum and it just never does.
Because their average will keep rising as they keep buying on the way up. Then there won't be enough free capital floating around to keep pushing up BTC, people will sell, panic, trip stops, yadda yadda.
Also if anyone wants cheapies on a fresh breakout, for some reason I just got an alert on ELTK.
I treat money like a 9 year old with a full silly string can
CONGRESSMAN LAWLER INTRODUCES BIPARTISAN BILL LOWERING INTEREST RATE ON ALL FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS TO 1%
oof. that's a veto from me dawg.
Didn't you all die over the past 2 months?
yeah well im betting on the bitcoin treasury and a supercycle for now
Delete this video, women deserve equal pay I know what you're trying to do. These are NOT representative women!
I can see the sense in that but they still all have that NIGGERETARD accent.
Oh for sure. I'm talking Q2 at the very earliest. End of '25 or '26 base case.
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I thought you got rightfully banned for being a predator.
mainstream media tells me market is going to crash
dismiss it as FUD
media tells me markets will go up
"finally some honesty from those snakes"
women deserve equal <anything>
My tv, All sources of media and all the mk ultra programming in pop culture have also told me the same thing.
I say this
i hate that banks share data that then the media will use to make people angry
Shut up you racist bigoted antisemite you wouldn't say that to my face
gross bosding :D:D
I work for a company where the share value just tanked because of DOJ antitrust shenanigans. I have a massive set of RSUs and didn't sell when I should have because I'm a massive fucking retard and have brain problems. Please ridicule me: I'm down around $15k over the last 2-3 days already. And now the greed and fear is taking hold. Do I sell? Fucking hell.
damn. well you probably know best what is going on there and if it will pass and things continue going on as usual
I have no more cash though... I guess it's time to debtmaxx to buy more GOOG
DAT NET PROFIT MARGIN THO
I thought you sold GOOG?
I repurchased at lower price
Dude i'd spray paint it on your car and flip a cigarette but right into your shnozz as you protested. Irrevocable damage has been done under the guise of equity. No man is equal to himself from last year.
I will sue you, loser. You are uncivilised fascist scum and you will pay for your crimes.
Holy shit, what is going on with BAH? I have multiple relatives who work there, and I haven't heard about any problems. Is it a buy at this level?
Americans are fat entitled piggies
rather be fat and entitled than whatever eros are haha
$wmt moon mission still in progress.
it's a summer month
the utilities bill is huge because "we're cranking that AC"
wears a hoodie
goes outside and shows off the snow-covered mountains
I would gladly bash this guys head in with a large rock
Almost time for KOLD.
Always time for KOLD.
Day 3 of wondering why I didn't buy the PALL dip even thought it's made me money before.
stop buying shiny rocks retard.
cmon do something bitty
I don't hold them. Just swing trade.
Guys I need to go meet a notary public to verify some document for my new job
Are there any special protocols I need to follow? I've never met one before...
Just say NIGGERS AND JEWS a lot.
Make sure to wear dress clothes but no underwear in case you need to pee during the meeting.
It’s all boomers with half a million in their 401k saying they live paycheck to paycheck
DXYZ almost at resistance levels even before the launch
that thing is going to fucking space tomorrow
[spoiler]and then it's going to drop like a sack of bricks
You probably need some IDs, I’ve never used one
its not on robinhood for some reason so im getting cucked of free money.
Don't tell her she smells nice. Apparently this is considered sexual harrassment nowadays.
Isn't it trading at like 6x NAV? God I hate my life.
too bad, I made like 6 grand just holding shares of it after the election, already sold tho.
90% of the DOJ antitrust bullshit will pass and get abandoned by the new administration.
Unless you're in credit cards, then you're fuuuucked.
If you want pseudoanonymity, list out a few tickers with yours included and I can give you a random /smg/gers opinion on them.
tfw you bought SOXL instead of NVDL
I got jewed HARD by the SOXL_shill
Does Poland not have GGLL or other leveraged ETFs? Moving $100 from GOOG into GGLL is effectively $200 of GOOG. Call it $190 after expenses and volatility.
All in on TSLZ
2.5% annual management fee
NAV around 60 million
458 million market cap
Retail needs to be banned from investing. This is disgusting.
idc about anonymity its all public info. ticker is JNPR
It will be a buy, if DOGE needs to hire some consultants. But it's getting heemed because, well, DOGE.
Remember when Elon fired 80% of Twitter staff and all that happened was a couple hours of downtime? Same thing with BAH consultants in government.
No matter how much money I make I don’t feel any happier. Why.
EU nanny state thinks leverage is too dangerous. There are some leveraged products available in my current broker, but mostly from WisdomTree and they are very limited. I also traded SOXL in past on XTB, but they had no SOXS. I guess because shorting is too dangerous as well. Make it make sense.
in may you could have bought nvda for 130 or you could have bought mstr for 130 lmaooooooooo
Is that a boost from their SYM shares? Or are they just customers for those warehouse bots? I forget what the relation is there.
Ah, that makes sense. Didn't make the connection between the initial dump on Nov 6 and DOGE becoming a thing. Still kind of wary of it, but thanks for the info.
BASED
Bring ID, don't sign anything beforehand (if they're a stickler, they'll need to see you actually place a signature on whatever needs to be notarized), bring cash in case it's just some lady running a business on the side.
I'm not sure, trump administration allowing shop lifters to be shot over a bag of chips is being priced in probably. They beat earnings today.
Valuation is a life preserver or an anchor. It's totally irrelevant as long as you leave the yacht before it sinks.
So until they smack everyone with an offering or some other SpaceX fund goes public, you just play the chart as it lies.
a yolo today would be a short on DXYZ in case the rocket explodes
Trump To Pick Lutnick For Commerce Secretary: Reports
No idea if he's any good, bullish?
Can he just fire Lina Khan already so my GOOG can pump. None of these meme positions matter
Failed 200 day backtest
Bleeding stemmed in June demand zone
Buy volume showing up today
Selling's probably done and you're in for a slow recovery, but I'd gtfo out of there if it ticks below 33.80.
I'd also keep an eye on similar connectivity plays like CSCO, NTGR, and MSI - if they crab, that's one thing. If they keel over, that's probably no bueno for you.
I invested $50k in MAIN. I have no clue how they even make money, but it keeps going up so I guess it's a good investment. Maybe crypto jeets were right.
BKSY is on an escalator. Really wish I hadn't sold after buying low.
Nice, launch’s at 5, right when I get off work
There may or may not be a penis inspection so keep that in mind. It varies from state to state.
IIRC there's some bullshit EU regulation where US ETF issuers need to do extra paperwork specifically to get listed over there. So Direxion filled out a bunch of shit and wrote special disclosures for SOXL but said "fuck this" for SOXS and GGLL.
Maybe complain to them and say you're an interested customer, idk.
Yeah EU fucked us again. Classic.
Yeah, "Anti government pork" is a whole mini theme. Look at LDOS, CACI, AVAV...
buying more GOOG when they're going to get raped by antitrust
KEK
Antitrust is a nothing burger tho.
I don't blame them. EU loves paperwork. You're bound to make some "mistakes", which will be used against you whenever it suits gov reps.
Wow. Must have caused a lot of suicides.
It's a test flight of something that's not the latest generation, which they're pushing to the limit to squeeze the last bit of data out of a launch license, so the rocket's got pretty good odds of exploding.
Long ASTS might be a viable alternative if you don't want to short a crackhead stock.
If you want mysterious shit of that caliber, I recommend KKR instead.
Thanks, I already got 3 things in my portfolio though. I wouldn't want Warren Buffet to think I'm clueless because of overdiversifying.
Oh I'm just saying you could ditch MAIN entirely. Basically you can run this comparison in TradingView between two tickers and ask yourself "would I long this chart?"
You *did* all buy the Soundhound floor again today right?
Yeah, everyone knows the GOOG antitrust angle is to buy APP.
Going all in on NVDA puts
do it and show us the results tomorrow, good or bad
clearly MAIN is in its early days still. You could say I'm one of its founders by investing this early. Give it some time and it will go up another 20%, I guess.
also checked, I guess I should listen to kek's wisdom afterall.
All in Googl? Or AMZN? Or TQQQ? I need something to go all in. NVDA? $150k I really need to make $1m and tell a few people to FUCK OFF
Seconded. I'm too much of a pussy to go either way.
A bunch of them forgot they're contributing to 401ks, IRAs, the equity in their mortgage and HSAs. Otherwise they spend everything in their take home paycheck.
Valuation is a life preserver or an anchor. It's totally irrelevant as long as you leave the yacht before it sinks.
This should be written on that meme of throwing the Grahem book in the trash.
do it
I did
show us
Never
just had a disgusting healthy lunch but i'm full now so i guess it doesn't matter
You're not gonna get a 6x on an all-in play with $150k. You gotta temper your expectations.
With options he could.
0dte SPY calls. You're welcome
bitty is about to do the thing again
Yeah, we make money off price going in our favor minus what we lose when crashing into the cold ground of reality. But "fair value" rarely kicks in overnight - so you keep your eyes open, rely on signals, respect stops, and move faster than the big boys.
what did you eated?
I guess SMCI is not getting delisted afterall?
With options he could.
Theoretically yes. But look at his temperament, and the tickers he's asking about. I don't think he can handle an unrealized gain of 850,000 smackeroonies staring at him in his brokerage account.
Soon
I may have bought a falling knife with $DENN.
SHIT
shoulda bought
KOLD
O
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DICKS ONLY GROW ON DUDES
Would hire a Russian brute for $10000 instead.
I'd say you're not totally boned until a close below like 6.20. Thankfully your portfolio is green overall because you hedged with DNN.
You *did* hedge with DNN, right?
God I fucking hate Clear (ticket YOU). Why did the TSA allow this shit?
all my other picks are crabbing at worst so will sell within a month unless it improves.
my lil bitcoin doing a lil sumthin :)
shiieeetttt.
im cooked
Yeah, it gets above 6.60 or so and the future's not so bad. But this is what I'm seeing as a nasty potential outcome from here
you have diversified to bitcoin, right? RIGHT??????????????
Buttcorn is a scam. It’s literally just a pump and dump vehicle. It fits no other definition.
free money is free money.
how does nvda play out
pump until earnings
dump because earnings aren't beyond amazing
correct?
NATGAS loves DIPARINOS. I was really itching for KOLD at 3.02, got to 3.05 then dumped.
why would some squatter have any rights? who even decides if its a criminal that broke in or one of those niggers
I'm too poor for smg.
dump in AH, dump more at open, pump 30% afterwards.
just get a robinhood account and put a small amount like $500 in it lol, it's not hard
i think he got a point. where the fuck is all this money coming from and if its tied up there how would it keep growing
paper trade. experience is priceless. slave for capital in the mean time.
What in the fuckin fuck
NATGAS is half way back up to where it dumped from.
In certain cucked states squatters have more rights than the actual homeowners, lol
get a job kiddo.
thats insane
What's up with the unhinged pumping?
Jews
There is no logic to any of the crypto stuff. Just rationalizations. Might as well try to assign rationale to lottery numbers.
its a law meant to give some power away from neglectful land lords. could work in theory but definitely not in clown world where the average is an insane drug addicted person. every major american city has major squatter problems as parts of cities get half abandoned all the time.
V-shaped recoveries for everyone!
stop seething about your failed swing and buy back or shut up
I shouldn't have dimissed the donut power so easily.
that way it would make some sense but wouldn't they need to prove that they were renting it and didn't break in? can't you just shoot them anyway since its usa we talk about here
why is it so hard for finnish people to be nice? can't you take your cancerous behavior back to ylilauta
if we stay above 5924 SPX today then I think we hit 6000 by thanksgiving
Monday consolidated inside Friday's high volume dump candle. Breakout of Monday's range gave momentum to break out of Friday's, so now we likely go up and gapfill.
If you're not in, watch for a pullback to SPY 590 for either a gigashort on reacceptance (failed breakout) or a gigalong on a bounce (successful backtest)
i don't feel sympathy for you because you thought you were smarter than buying and holding
Stop it with the memetalk
Unless there's a mushroom cloud over Kyiviv, technicals rule and fundamentals drool.
her womanly psyche could not understand
The lack of a mushroom cloud is a fundamental
It's about the same as vagina posting, they should just do both and save some space.
I like the new captcha, it's much easier.
WOW the MSTR just keeps on going up. I should have put more money lol
If you want to count hedges rolling off, then the pumping is not unhinged. Glad you came around to my perspective.
APP holder here, just hit 150% on my position today in stocks alone over the past 2 months lmao.
you might be making money but you're still a depressed autistic loser
no since you just need to say you've lived there for long enough and you've put in time/money in renovating it. you'll have to prove it but the litigation system is very slow and clumsy. they can't force you out with violence until everything's gone through the courts. but all this depends on the state.
Apes win.
just keep buying goyims
so tired of this absolutely fake and gay market
KEK
E
KEK
even bobo can't deny that chaos means opportunity.
NATGAS back above 3
the seasonal job I thought ghosted me called me back again
If I had put 10,000 more bucks into this trade and sold at 53% up like I planned I would have literally a year's worth of money instead of closing early. I don't want to fucking work, I don't even know if I can trade the market while working and it makes me depressed. But it also makes me feel retarded passing up work for when I finish my master's and need to find an actual career instead of just a job supervising pajeets. I hate life so much.
You ignored the doom bull. The line will continue to go up until morale improve.
I just got an email alerting me to the fact that it's World Toilet Day today
Meh, she never showed up anyway. I wasted 40 minutes and $12 to sit in the cold outside an SBUX, and now she's not responding to my calls.
I don't believe in karma, because I'm not a pajeet... but I guess my 37 years of being a shitty pathetic person are somehow catching up to me.
God I hate that fucking stock so much
why would anyone flush a perfect dung pie?
the nvda fomo is real
those first 6M are only so inverted because the feds have already stated intention of further cuts
10Y still looks unexpectedly low though?
SAAAR do not redeem the Skibidi.
based cute and funny poster
nvda keeps on up ticking
niggers and jews
...
niggers and jews
Bubbale the Bear.
What a bitch. Sometimes they'll notarize stuff >for free
at banks if you're a customer.