I have never met a smart woman

I have never met a smart woman

I've met passably smart women, but never a genius woman. every woman genius is a fictional character, or a big talker.

I’ve never met a smart frogposter.

every woman genius is a fictional character, or a big talker.

I’m all three.

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well you need to brush up on your writing skills because nobody thinks this character is smart.
drawing upon my lolcow 'tism knowledge, people regard this character as the kind of person who just gives bad takes like a monkey with a typewriter.

Whom are you referring too?

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Gunther would never say this

You just gonna ignore my post?

has gunther met a woman?

My ancestor

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The smartest person I know is a woman I met in high school. She has a Ph.D in some math I keep forgetting, and another Ph.D in solid state physics. Academically smart as hell, but literally zero street smarts or social affinity. I remember some of the popular girls tried to bully her by putting fuckloads of tape on her locker and shit, and she responded by meticulously removing the tape without fucking up the pieces and saving them in case she needed them later. I only became her friend because we both watched anime, but she watched anime because she was trying to learn Japanese, and I watched anime because I was a weeb.

How about I record my cat meowing instead?

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Why are you so scared to post a vocaroo?

doesn't wanna reveal his jeet voice

you must be 18 years old to post here.

Kind of sounds trannyish but idk. Read the copypasta I posted and do it in a normal voice, don't whisper

it's giving me flashbacks to julie from chris chan.
it's very obviously a male child putting on a pitch.

I've heard plenty of trannies that have a voice like that, so a man can definitely make his voice sound like that. That's why I want him/her to read a couple paragraphs and do it in a normal tone cause that's a lot harder to fake than whispering one sentence

it's past my bedtime

...why would you admit that? we all knew that's why you were whispering but why would you admit to it?

Aren't you like almost 30?

See even this guy can make his voice sound womanish

Why not?

And I still live with my parents…

Yes, thank you for that AVGN, very cool.

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you're THIRTY and you have a BEDTIME???

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nope nope stop go away go back to being dead. we do not need a bling bling goy return thank you go away

I have my own place, you can come and live with me, won't ask you to pay rent but you have to have sex with me

i kept my hand on the dial incase you decided to scream or some shit and you just ended up trolling me into waiting for it.

You tell ‘em sister.

I get up at 4:30 in the morning Tuesday through Friday. So yes I have a bedtime.

Late Night Chip Eating AMSR.

Yeah but it’s cold in Canada.

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Sorry

Not chips
Nerds

It's about as warm as the U.S. where I live, unless you mean the warmest parts like California and I don't know, new Mexico, Arizona? Down south I guess

didn't i tell you to go back to being dead?
can't you go bully chijo or something?

LMAO nice moan at the end there, do you also make it when having sex with your boyfriend?

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Does this sound like Nick Cage? I used to be able to do it way better
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Come and live with me

Sounds like a woman

Everyone knows what Nick Cage sounds like

he was doxxed when i was a kid and i think it turned out he was a father with children
so wait, are you just back now? why now? why here?

just let him canuk traffic you
picrel

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Have you considered becoming a voice actor for a one piece or jojo villain?

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that sounded fucking disgusting.

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That’s my job desu~~

I've met booksmart women, but common sense women now that's a rare breed.

your mom must have been incredibly stupid to pop your sorry ass out