/smg/ - stock market general

fullconductors edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

previous:

More like Jensen Wang lmao

Palantir is scary
I think I'm buying Steel Dynamics stock

we are back BTI bros

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What layer of irony is this Funko Pop on (ticker: FNKO)

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Solid choice.

Might just close all my positions and join cash gang

Bought the 930 dip. That shit was so inevitable

It's pulling a HAS, got a date with the 200 day.

Which ones?

berk, vale, byd. I'd wager my AI basket is at least holding steady, and I'm up like 10 bucks on TMF.

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thanks anon
it was bought with Canadian pesos so probably my last USD transaction for a little while ... will wait for exchange rate to improve

BITX and GDXU up bigly once again

It's that easy.

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up 3.6% on the day

thanks U

BRK is a 2%/month snoozefest, VALE should keep doing its comeback, BYDDY is setting up for a 10% heeming on trade war headlines. Personally I wouldn't hold any of them except VALE if I wanted to watch the iron ore market.

POWER HOUR PLEASE
THIS PUMP IS VERY WEAK
MAKE IT STRONGER NOW
PUSH IT HIGHER BABY
STOCKS SHOULD GET SWOLE
JEROME

Are those niggers finally getting bought out?

There is no reason to invest in non-US companies. It is the only remaining free country in the world. Any other country poses political risks that completely outweigh any perceived value their companies may have.

So SMCI is just a pure shitcoin now, right?

always was

Are you the nigger that's 50% portfolio on U? Good job

drumpf farts

stocks -5%

he says he actually sharted

-10%

he says it was after taco bell

YUM -20%

Elon laughs it off

TSLA +15%
free of political risks my ass
learn to ride the wave

Why don't you join us?

you're making stuff up, while in reality commies in charge of Brazil are destroying that anon's portfolio. I would recommend MEDS but it got delisted.

It is the only remaining free country in the world

Canada is good too. Our stocks are undervalued but Trudeau is at 15% approval and will be out by October 2025 at the latest - economy will recover and so will prosperity

Oh good, I can meet with the notary woman again soon. I might miss closing bell though, so someone else might need to DING post

yes, im still down big though, but patience is getting me out of that hole.

Canada is great because you guys have MDALF and BMOOF.

Join how? My portfolio is 100% US. I would move to USA if I was younger. I should've done that 10 years ago to be honest.

I don't day trade, I'm in my 20's so I'm just acoomulating and watching the number go up.

There better not be any GME baggies in this thread

Daytrade when you see the inevitable. The DJT rise 6hrs before the election was so obvious. Made an easy 3k and paid for my vacation to Mexico

how coincidental I was just looking at that stock a few weeks ago
I have a safe portfolio I can handle some MDA risk I think
also,

0.10 beta

crazy

Commie gov has been a non factor to my knowledge, just iron demand concerns and some litigation about an accident 9 years ago. My buy in price was pretty good, 10.20, So with divvies It's doing fine. I would like to sell it at 20 but that's a five year kinda thing.

Obviously had no idea if trump would win but the stock would definitely pump in anticipation

I think the next big thing is property based stocks. I'm also assuming interest rates will go down

I don't know what the fuck is with it, but it has that insane gapfill from 2021. That + RKLB & Starship allowing satellite spam means it's got a hell of a setup.

Inflation will give you a bop if Trump really pushes those tariffs. I think the deep state might support him on that unlike his deportation plans.

i have found the power to hit the gym thanks to power hour anon

Interest rates and property will both be heemed into the floor. Aside from tariffs, pretty much every card Trump's about to play will result in deflation.

satellite spam

I got burned on Terran Orbital fuck satellites desu

You think indices are the better overall play?

What does the company Lemonade Inc. do?

inb4 squeezing

MDA's got robotics experience, Canadian nationalism (lol), and a long history going for it. They should do fine en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDA_(company)

Indices are solved game.
If they go down, shit's really on fire.

It's a insurance company that resolves claims with a AI chatbot. No I'm not joking. This market is so retarded.

Thank you
Maybe will gamble later.

Boy that NATGAS sure is one
WILD
BUCKIN
BRONCO

I think I am going to buy some DIVIDEND stuff.

The classic answer? Makes you money, as it breaks out of a multiyear consolidation to retest 2021 levels.

The reality? Some kind of shitty renter's insurance I think.

The answer is SPY, always SPY.

Unless you know Bitcoin cycles, then it's BITX until MVRV tops out.

kek
clown world

how does nvda just keep going up and up
i fucking hate that stock with no fundamentals

People realized the fix to the overheating meme is VRT, so it's logical to cancel the last couple days of selloff.

I'm tempted to buy a cheap yolo way out the money nvda put for earnings as a lottery ticket

yeah really cute idea, put it on my watchlist
it's actually profitable at least, unlike LLAP

Kek, I forgot all about that meme ass stock

Live long and prosper

Premiums are way to expensive for that

Israel will pay $5 million to any Gaza resident who returns a hostage plus safe passage out of the war-ravaged territory, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Tuesday.

implying

the moral of the story I took from that is, never trust a company that has a former pornography exec as its CEO

Holding through the night anon? You think Putin is done tooten? Sleep well... hehehe...heheheheheheh...

he held

he thought nothing ever happoons

he woke up and all his shit was gone

What is the best way to deleverage out of SPXL without getting fucked by taxes

lose?

i played video game against israel team. they went 2-0 up when i saw the israel flag.

then i got pissed and scored two myself. we won it on extra time.

revenge for fucking me over in the market.

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What's going to be worse
getting fucked by the taxes
or losing it all in THA CRASHARINO

Based one man holocaust.

nothing ever happens

U really SHOAHED them

kek

i see what you did there

Move to a free state.

Yeah does that sound sketchy. You also always gotta check to see if the CEO is a jeet. I wouldn't have gotten burned on a SPAC in 2021 if I had just done my homework.

Is KO back in business?

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We were all joking about the anon in the last thread getting jerked around on a notary but I just found out I also need to get some kind of CORI notary for my new role

Remains to be seen. I'd get hopeful on a close above 62.76 though.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

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Not good -1%

+1.05%
it's fine

pretty good, up 14%

Gamestop is $27.57, 30 cents away from SOXL, and RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE.

+0.25% or so can't be fucked to do the math. I think the never ending assrape of the last month is over for my portfolio.

+4.79%

Another 6% day.

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Up 1.44%, I'm happy

Comfy +1.09% for me today

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Like 3.5% for active trades

MVPs: DXYZ, BYRN, BKTI
Laggards: VBNK, SSSS (do or die for this slow PoS tomorrow. Coreweave IPO now.), BMOOF
Bought: AMPX, BYRN, CMTL, FANCF, LUNR, MYTE, NOTV, SEZL
Sold: ATUS (too slow), IRTC (stopped), LULU (stopped)

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balatro is getting boring im gonna try slay the spire.

7.94%

that kind of BS is why the markets should be 24/7

0.00%
AINT NO UPS OR DOWNS UP IN MY SHEEEEEEEEIT
it just stayed still the whole day while I watched NATGAS AND OIL and NIGGERS AND JEWS.

Taxed: +.57%
Retirement: +.25%
I just learned my retirement account PNL/day is never correct because mutual funds only update way after the market closes. If I had to guess w/ the mutuals it'd be +.52%. I feel less bad about seeing my subpar PNL everyday now.

why-night-time-is-right-time-for-smart-money-in-stocks

Because it's All Heebs hours?

You now remember NSPY

Summary

Evidence suggests that around 100 percent of stock market gains occur between the closing bell and the next morning's open - in other words, overnight.

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I like this format. I'm too lazy to do it myself everyday. For me it'd be HALO mvp (not really since it is down 50% in a week) and GBX lvp.

I know back when I was with Vanguard, their mutual funds almost always had an ETF equivalent. So if you're really eager to see the intraday performance, that's one possibility.

my lease is up in march and i am 99 percent sure they are going to spike my rent. throw some tickers that i can swing trade. been thinking maybe sqqq in case things go south after the nvidia earnings but idk

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True. The 2 mutuals I have are 99% an S&P fund and a 1% of ex-US I forgot to unenroll in. They do the math better than I do and I see no need to swap out those funds with more expensive ETFs.

Mstr, duh

do we have a timer for NVDA's earnings?

In addition to the things I bought in , I got pings on ALAB, AIRS, AXON, AZZ, ELTK, IMAX, MGNI, NXGL, OPFI, OWL, REAL, TARS, and UEC

gl hf respect ur stops I won't explain any of them

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You also always gotta check to see if the CEO is a jeet

am i going to get burned by SNOW earnings tomorrow

NATGAS still DROOPIN

SNOW is an extremely pajeet company.

Do you guys remember when people were posting watch parties for NVDAs earnings last quarter

Up slightly, but my robotic broker is mispricing a 2027 option so she won't calculate the right number. Did some tax loss selling and profit taking to get ready to go on vacation.

everytime i follow the herd i get fucked lol
thank you. i will look into these. how long are you holding them? im not looking for long term shit. maybe a week or two of holding and getting the fuck out. i only need about 10-15k so move out and not touch savings.

i just bought it bc tech, its revenue is increasing, and the name is literally Snowflake

I remember. Reminded me of the women starting Bitcoin investor clubs in 2021

rocket launch in half an hour, DXYZ holders better be clenching their butts

explodes

how long are you holding them? im not looking for long term shit. maybe a week or two of holding and getting the fuck out.

Varies, but yes, generally they are swings. If some with good outlooks maintain momentum I'll hold them as positions for months or quarters instead.

both Trump and Elon are there in person, would be a big blow to his ego

i sold 20 shares of MSTR and bought TSLA with the money. Again. One can make serious money pair trading between those two and that will continue.

i love /smg/ you guys always know all the meme stocks

CHECKED
They will tell us it was the Iranians or the POOTSTER.

This was a bit scary. Probably leaving a lot of money on the table, but at least it's profits.

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ZIM earnings tomorrow will be beautiful

finally started my own furniture shop
couldn't be happier even though margins are low and I invested all my money in it
who doesn't like hand made furniture for a good price?!
I made my bed, I made my floor, I made my table and chairs, I made my wardrobe and cupboards
it makes me feel alive
what are you creating anon? are you happy?
always remember time is ticking and you could die next week

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who doesn't like hand made furniture for a good price?!

NIGGERS BUYING
JEWS SELLING

That's truly making it there. Good on you anon, care to post some pics of your work?

I meake source code. I'm unhappy because I'm tired of DEI retards that plague IT

I don't make anything. I just leech off 100s of years of research in order to treat patients as a doctor

DXYZ LMAO GET DUMPED ON

Oh shit Cruz missile spotted.

ROOKEET
be flyin n sheeeeeit
DXYZ up a little over what it was down by for the day
seems a little GAY but still that's 5%.

it's going to go up 50% anyway probably. Clown market must continue

kek

Took a little hit over NO CATCHARINO

DXYZ

After hours 39.39 −5.97 (13.16%)

ruh-roh.

no booster catch today

Elon makes excuses

Trump not impressed

so fucking embarrassing...

getting mildly REKT now but still to the overall days good for HOOLDERS.

Your own satisfaction is the greatest return of all, good work anon
Hope it goes well for you

Trump seems to have expected more JEWS but thinks its NIGGERS

Elon is literally African...

i'm dying microstrategy dropped from 455 to 440 my life is over i've lost everything

DXYZ is now down for the day. Kek baggies.

Try yugestrategy next time.

Can VAL go back up?

I turned from the door, slumping against it and sliding down to the floor as the past hour played in my head over and over. My first little secret with her. I laughed to myself in manic joy as I thought of little Marina, getting up and waltzing about blindly with a phantom thought of the little girl who had just been in my house, until the feeling left me. What remained with me was naught but an empty home , and the coldness of the dwelling struck me. Soon, however, it would be filled with the skill and passion, the laughter and love of the little girl I was awestruck with, obsessed, in..no, but for then it was no great love. It was an ember of desire that would soon grow to a smouldering inferno. As I headed to bed these thoughts influenced my dreams. In them, I saw little Marina as a beautiful nymphet, naked, lithe. I ran for her, and she danced and hid amongst the trees, running until she led me to an empty grove. She stood there, posed so as to show her curves and beckoning me to join her. I ran to her, embracing her naked as our hands moved about eachother and-

Realistically, I'm going to continue holding my NVDA regardless of what they announce.

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back to green in this beautiful trump market

This is how I should be doing with OILK and USOI but I sold in some green and now have to be a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER. It is very degrading.

Elon Musk suing Twitch over advertisement bullshit on X

x.com/Dexerto/status/1858915813387833514

Its actually real

Happening during Twitch's own adpocalypse and antisemitism shitshow with ADL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

BBBUUUULLLLIIIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Bros if you read the replies, its a fucking GOLDMINE right now.

All of the lefty liberal democrat shithead streamers are panicking and damage controlling with le witty sarcastic jokes. Its on par with the Twitter buyout from a few years ago LMAO

sue them all mr. musk.

Yeah, taking profits is a meme. You have a bit more cash but you're less exposed to potential growth. Great job.

middle class sucks

down a percent
everything will be daijoubu

im jelly. id like to make furniture too and esp use invention skills

WW3 trending again

Nothing ever happens, just start it already

The ADL is not a serious organization

being able to see replies

that's not for goyim

this pic

Some whore made a TED talk in which she tried to convince people they should feel bad for pedos and accept them into society.
I truly believe that this constant push of norms is just so that all of the polititians who are blackmailed with degenerate shit can get away with it.

Don't forget other industries like Hollywood. Its crawling with pedoshits and those poor child actors tend to grow up to be fucking unhinged 99% of the time...

Any of you smiggers call Bill Cramer on his show?

move somewhere prostitution is legal

me too brother.

I think CLF tranny did that once during his stay in this general

Maybe.

But maybe not.

Translator's Note: Everything will not be daijoubu

I woke, panting. The morning sun barely crept through my windows as I got up, going through my routine as little thoughts of Marina popped into my head. Brushing my teeth, her smile. Showering, my imaginings of her little body. Breakfast I cooked that I desired to share with her, eager to see her enjoy my cooking again. This obsession carried itself in my mind until I made my way to my classroom, shivering from the autumnal cold still. I eagerly sipped from the thermos of coffee I'd brought. I nearly spat it out as I remembered my promise. Hastening to the library before I had to punch in, I spoke with the librarian about ordering the book. "A Braille edition, specifically. " That woke her up. "Why? " she asked with the kind of suspicion only a middle aged woman just starting her day could muster as she glared at me. "A student - " "The little blind girl, yes." She said, curtly. "Requested that I ask after it. I'm assuming it won't be a problem, Matilde. " the woman squinted her eyes at me, trying to read some intent in my face. I simply smiled warmly at her, and she relaxed her posture. "Alright. Tell little miss Datillo she'll have to wait a couple weeks, but we can definetley get it. " "Thank you, Matilde. You're always so kind. " I said sincerely, and she waved me off dismissively. I smiled to myself as I made my way to the music room, sitting back at my desk and taking a relaxing swig from the themos I'd left in my hurry. My classroom was rather large, as most band rooms are. My job was more general music education, but I always enjoyed playing the piano for the children as part of my lessons. Little Marina always got the most out of this, and I imagined the little smile on her face as I graded tests I'd given out yesterday. Thumbing through them, I was suprised to see that most of my students had passed with at the very least a C. Marina in particular had gotten each and every single answer correct, and I smiled with each check I made.

it's not even night time yet and the bomb cyclone is picking up
stay safe seattlebros
i'm sleeping downstairs tonight

When I hear a man speak the words "I work with children" I have the immediate urge to get rid off his useless body.

It would be hilarious if Elon musk were to sue Twitch and then buy out the whole company. Amazon has been showing plenty of signs that they don't care for Twitch any more and is looking for any excuse to get rid of that hemorrhoid in its asshole.

We may get another Bluesky situation by having ALL of those blue libtard streamers leaving en masse and an exodus the likes we haven't seen since MySpace's downfall. Its gonna be glorious and bullish for AMZN bags.

I see bobo was bluffing today. What will tomorrow bring?

God hates Boeing?

God hates everyone, Boeing is just shit.

99% of the time

I can't think of any child actors who grew up to be reasonably sane if they stayed in the industry.

If I had gone all in on nvidia in 2022 I wouldn't have to suffer this awful shit existence of buying things and selling them for only 30% when they keep going up another 30% because I am a massive pussy.

There are two options

market goes up tomorrow

nvidia profits

nvidia violently shits the bed and market goes down thursday

Or

same thing but nvidia does good so market does good

I am going to die poor.

what do you mean we lost money today?

count it again you ugly nerd!!

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In which anon dodges a bullet

Isn’t being 30+ and being bossed around at work very demoralizing?

Once I make it I’m commissioning an investment banker anime with flat chested girls only.

uhhh... wallbros?

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Flat girls like that look even sexier with their shirts off. Change my mind.

+1.3% I'm actually getting the hang of this I think.

This is what happens with everyone just before they get NIGGERED AND JEWED.

Yeah. I'm about to buy some land so I'm not moving the cash for that into my brokerage account because I'm worried I'm just on the edge of being rugged.

There's a video series on jewtoob about trader psychology by mark something. You should find it and watch it a few times. Fuck it here it is. Also be sure to NOT DENOUNCE THE TALMUD or you will definitely wind up poor.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6mKRYF_-rg0xh5snePnHgH13JJVTdf96

NIGGERS AND JEWS

based

apparently redbox machines are giving away all their dvd's for free so people are standing out in the cold for hours going through a dummy 'rental' to pull each and every title
so much effort for fucking scratched, loose discs

US

the only remaining free country in the world.

I hope so let's pick up all these chips. Canada would do well with a stock that was just linked to real estate sales only, since it's the only thing that makes money around here.

people too stupid to torrent huh

Who?
Based

Idk you tell me. Most of the full time workforce is 30+ year old people. Idk how they manage it. Being a grown man and all.

Who?

LiLo

What are we drinking tonight? Me? Guinness.

More importantly, what are we eating?

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You know this is the first year I've been really aggressively riding pumps during march/november. I was thinking today if I hadn't been a retarded pussy back in 2020-2023 I probably could have done this every year.

Me? Beans bread and some eclairs for dessert.

Fuck

did nvda ever fire that dei woman that was just blabbering on about her cats or some bullshit during the last investor conference call that sent the stock drilling or will she be issuing guidance this time too?

idk how she did it
maybe she really was a twin all along and had the other one hidden away since The Parent Trap

Although it looks like she had a nose and boob job

last time i saw her she was extremely bogged so maybe she got unbogging surgery

vodka and one or two light beers

In fucking BRAMPTON

do people still make ddr dance pads

THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS

Yeah. If you want a hard one you have to get it from some euro company unfortunately. You reminded my of my childhood goal of owning a DDR arcade cabinet. I have the money, just need the space.

I might buy one. I have the space.

Fatties are so disgusting

are sois have nvda watch parties tomorrow or was that the top last time?

imagine the smell

WATER
A
TROONS LOVE FERMENTED HOPS
E
RIGGERS RHYMES WITH NIGGERS

If the average home is 1 million and only 8% of Americans are millionaires, what are people doing it?

Beanz are the goat, ngl. That's why gladiators were munching on pound upon pounds of beanz.

Looks like a frozen pizza kinda night

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Plenty of those lately, don't you think?

sure, but they don't take a lot of effort

not that i saw. that's good at least. i think the expectations will be impossible to meet. also worried about russia. oh well. i'm in anyway. it's gambling time.

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Seeing a bunch of women with tattoos on that same spot... What's the catch?

Jerome pls
thank you
no further questions

Slaves to BBC #

They got lucky and bought ~5 years ago and are just riding equity. Our only hope is investing.

average is a deceptive tool

This was kino

Only the best for /smg/

Oh great more holocaust survivors

Kek

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Redneck Kaiji

I lost half of my portfolio in the last 2 days. It wasn't much but it still hurts.

Post /smg/ recommended reading.

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I'm not a leaf, what does this mean?

brampton has a high population of indian nationals for some reason, so anon probably means that there's not a single legitimate degree in MDA

I have an ltek pad which is a polish company where the pads ship from and it has served me well for about 3 years now. But recently I ordered replica arcade pads from a company out of China which seem to have positive reviews. But they take 2-3 months to have them delivered so I won't have mine until January most likely.

fees too high!

Risk management is the first, second, and third rule of investing.

What kind?

i ate it already, I don't remmeber what it was
Some kind of meat pizza by Red Baron

dinner

been there, done that
i'm starting to think about a lil dessert

Good point. Looks like 1 jeet already among the key people, so that's a real risk going forward.

Red Baron

Based

did you short Nvidia?

What should we do about the bottom 50%?

The weekly puts for NVDA are very expensive compared to the calls this week. Hedgies gotta pay up for the hedge

kek real estate baggies.

They say the american consumer is "healthy". I think he's actually sick.

delist the bottom 50%

a real estate baggie fixing his house after a renter destroyed it.

kek I'd like to see the whole video, I bet some Mexicans were renting that shitty house

How low class is he too touch all that without gloves

bottom 50
need it or keep it?

seems like a bed he made

Sneed it

Captain is also my fave

After one year of investing (DCA's my initial principal over 6 months) I've made 5400 dollars in stock appreciation and dividends. That's better than historical averages.

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With a 13-0 vote, the LA City Council adopted a "sanctuary city" ordinance today to prohibit the use of city resources and staff for federal immigration enforcement efforts.

Well good luck to those retards. They will be begging for LA to change their minds within 6 months when the entire city population looks like that movie Battle Royale, every illiterate low IQ barbaric alien is going to fight and kill anything to survive. The libs will literally be bleeding hearts and quickly.

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libs are still on their sanctuary city bit?

kek tmf baggie

the wall needs to extend up around california

JPow is a thot ho

Oh that's interesting, not sure why they have such low revenue considering that the entirety of Japan still drink them and I also see them selling in other Asian markets

SPY did 25% this year so far. Are you beating that?

Xiaomi bros... WHY IS LINE GOING DOWN!?!?!??

the white man marches on.

Missiles and now landmines are getting (((approved)))...by who? Biden isn't really in charge.

These niggas want to drop WW3 on Trump out of spite, assholes.

I wasn't fully invested for most of the time, it's about parity, some days it's better some days it's lower. It's obviously a bit more risk averse than full spy on account of bershires cash holdings.

those are some huge balls holy shit

Okay but why would you put your empties in there?

No passport? Send 'em to Mexico.

"Citizen" or not.

Have you ever heard the saying "trees don't grow to the sky"?

if putin gets koreans then ukraine can get something too. not everything's about trump, chud

again he thinks the passport is what makes a person a citizen

whats your nvda trading plan for tomorrow, /smg/?

They're still below 100B€ market cap. There's still a lot of upside potential.

It's a test, anon. For both illegals and certain... types of citizens. Less desirable ones.

gigacrab, literally 0 movement and then slide off a cliff over several days, starting with thursday or friday

Test for what? My passport also was expired for a year or longer. I still had my nationality/citizenship. I didn't need it at that time and getting a new one costs.. 100 or 150€? Not sure anymore how much.

Based "travel document is just a travel document" knower.

digits confirming crab future

If we open low, buy calls
If we open high, buy calls

Why do you have to doom us like that

1LO57

I LOST

Hot damn, I like that.

It's not like in Europe where five other countries are a stone's throw away. Because the US is so large, even with a lot of travel, only about 40% of Americans bother to go through the process of getting a passport for international travel.

I'll let you figure out what kinds of folks the other 60% are. And why a country may not hurt too bad if they found themselves somewhere else.

The irony being that you also don't even need it in the EU. I can travel with my identity card IF somebody at all stops me at a border.

Why would I even travel internationally, if I was american? You have it all, pretty much. Desert, snowy mountains, swamps, coasts in the south/west/east (even though the medsea is nicer cause warmer and calmer and no fuckin mysterykillerfish/sharks), plains, forests. Everything south of you is a safety issue. Everything north of you is indian.

AAAHHH
SEATTLE BROS MY POWER IS FLICKERING

he doesn't know I inverse myself regularly

You are not supposed to tell europeans that your energy supply is wobbly!!!

It's a storm

my power went out a couple hours ago. fucking shit state and fuck PSE

I love my people.

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can you idiots keep quiet about the rolling black outs on international forums? we don't need other countries realizing we've become 3rd world.

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OK, but why'd you attach a pic of Trump's Secretary of Transportation?

NVDA from 140 to 147,8 in one day

50% of the SPX pump was NVDA, right?

I knew "they" were up to something when the indexes were opening super low but NVDA was opening up/flat. I thought NVDA was going to dump at open to match the indexes but the opposite happened

if you look around 2pm there was about 30 minutes of time where the indexes were dumping, but nvda was pumping. no news for this discrepancy thoughbeit.

No, it entirely matches the SPX movement at the beginning. NVDA also went down til 15:00 (german time) aka 9am EST. Then everything reversed to the upside. And then at 7pm/1pm EST NVDA starting pumping even harder, but SPX didn't follow anymore.

It's just weird for such a huge company to do moves like these. It actually should be a lot harder to do huge moves like these, as huge amounts of money have to flood in "coordinated" in a short time (ON NO NEWS)

It actually should be a lot harder to do huge moves like these

There are a lot of niggas trading a lot of options contracts which can move the underlying significantly by nature of market maker delta/gamma hedging. When you load up on big option positions "they" like to push the stock in the opposite direction to shake you of your shekels early

also if you look at nvda at 11am it sort of reaches a local top, then crabs sideways for about 2 hours, but in that same timeframe, spy still climbed without it.

Unlike the DUMP on friday the pump on tuesday looks different. They have been funnelling money into NVDA after 1pm EST from other SPX companies. I mean, SPX and NVDA are pretty much around where they both were on friday, but for that pump they have to have been taking money from other stocks and put it into NVDA. Who knows, maybe to fuck with shorters, maybe to dump it harder after earnings...

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seattle is being removed from the map again

what did god mean by that?

kick ass, BLESSED

God is based and I'm tired of pretending he's not

Seattle is the faggiest city imaginable. It is embarassing how many posters here live there.

NVDA traders

You can almost feel our nation getting less gay this very moment.

My asshole is medically too tight

Have you tried using an asshole loosener?

KEK
that's all kinds of traders. OOPTIONS GOOMBLERS BOILTARDS SOXLADIES and many many moar.

how to mister jerome?
thank you sir

at least FEMA will stop at our houses, chuds

GET OFF MY LAWN

YOU could have become a multi-millionaire tonight with LOTTERY TICKETS!

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CLF tranny

John rocker and CLF tranny was an amazing time. Holy shit I forgot about CLF tranny ty anon

I’m only going to ask this once… News status?

NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

Artur Szulc, a Polish-born military historian from Sweden has noted, that aside from perpetuating long-debunked myths about the German attack on Poland, a large part of I survived has been copied verbatim from the book of fiction written in 1961 by Leon Uris and titled Mila 18, including the mention of apparently fictional Nazi officers serving in the General Government during World War II. Several names of German officials in Grocher's book are unknown to history.

What an absolute kike.

It's a memoir, not an autobiography. He simply remembered what he read in in Mila 18, kek.

But you could also get raped by a pack of wild NIGGERS when you go out to get the LOTTERY TICKETS. Plus that is funding the STATE. It is better to not win the LOTTERY than it is to get raped by a pack of wild NIGGERS or support the STATE.

China down? Why? Are tariffs really gonna be that bad for Chinese? Did Xi evolve into IRL Winnie the Pooh?

well I REMEMBAH

I REMEMBAH

just pump forever

just do 100 points in less than 24 hours from the bottom of the fakedump only because Putin didn't IMMEDIATELY NUKE Ukraine for using ATACMS

really tiring

Bros I'm gonna go to a real steakhouse(michelin star quality) this week.

I'm debating what type of steak to get. I always my favorite kind of meat, prime rib, at steakhouses. But I'm willing to try a different one this time...

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The coupon said top round was on sale for $2.97 a pound, but magically when I go to checkout its $6.99 a pound. Getting really sick of this coupon shit. Its deceptive practices and should be shut down by the FTC.

The opposite is going to happen under Trump.

go to late night burger drive thru

burger is 7.99

ask for cheese

go to window

receipt says 8.49

mfw a slice of cheese is 50c

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You're supposed to contest it like an old person. Do you really expect that subhuman wage slaves to input information correctly?

It's more often than not the customer that is unable to understand the coupon

t. worked at McD during HS

Is that even that far off? I get 8oz cheese slices for about $2.50. At 10 slices its a quarter a slice. Still they should have to post the price for it.
I would have but I didn't notice it untill I got home and looked at the receipt. They don't really give you a chance to look everything over at checkout. I'll bring my receipt next time I go and hassle for some credit.

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just pump forever

Der Markt saugt alles auf.

meltup bread