/smg/ - Stock Market General

More evil giantess love edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

previous:

NIGGER

Imagine the smell. Also, GO BACK UP.

Why is QCOM dumping?

Now imagine this smell from your loser autistic girlfriend

honestly, if I had one, I would want them to shower
B.O. is gross

I am not into anal and a bit of BO is great but smelling like a hobo is not ideal

my stocks are falling in value

better buy more of them

why is boy math so silly

Dunno but loving the slurp. Up 5bux and rising

haha I do that as a boy that is so silly

Well, the alternative is to buy when they're going back up...wait that does actually make more sense

If MSTR breaks like 588, I guess I was wrong to sell and we're negating this head and shoulders.

I found out. They're having a conference and announced that, while their PC chip sales are going up, they're trying to hedge against being forced to stop making chips for Apple
barrons.com/articles/qualcomm-stock-apple-amd-intel-chips-7c82508f

I knew a woman like this, she over dosed on boy love comics and could only get her bean hard for gay men that didn't want her anyway. Last time I saw her she was trying to ellen page herself in order to trick some gay man to lay pipe up her butt. However, she had really wound up looking like a dumpy lesbian and she got extremely depressed and vanished from society. Bad end due to lack of gay man sex, I wonder if she is even alive

So buy when green, sell when same color?

You probably never heard from her again because she had found her faggot, there hasnt been a short supply of them as of late, anyway she now flies with him everywhere using UAL.

UAL

How about... buy when greeen, sell never?

now just repump it all since Putin hasn't nuked Ukraine again

Buy when green, sell when more green? Yeah that'll work

Fed's Cook Says Possible Even That The U.S. Is Underestimating The Productivity Gains From AI

He said the A-word pump it

I bought a small cheap nvda call this morning as a gamble and fully expect to lose money on it

Ah, the infinite hold. Akin to keeping the Cup of Hermes unspilled.

I'd say this is Peak Mememarket, but it likely isn't.

i sold, see you guys tomorrow

tying the entirety of the US to the AI bubble

uh... bros...?

Problem?

i sold

See you tomorrow anon, thanks for the pump

Eh what's the worst that could happen.

versus tying the entire market to something like oil and natural gas

See you

Guess we're taking another crack at 500.

No. Dear god no. The economics are retarded because the whole thing is designed by nordcels who know jack shit about economics or history. And the military and politics are genuinely broken

I envy people who are able to invest in something like this and hold long enough to have significant gains. I would sell at first double digit pump.

GUSH

I've got some DUG that is green but was greener.

NATGAS
up a little more

up a little more

UP
a little more.
BOUGHTED
a little moar KOLD

a little moar KOLD

a little moar KOLD
but am prepared to buy
a LOT moar KOLD

a LOT moar KOLD

and hope to do so.

Confidence can come from a few places:
* Sizing. While I have other things cooking, my MSTX is 1% of my money. So a 5% knife on MSTR only costs me 0.1% of my port.
* Knowing your stops and targets in advance. Maybe this is a fakeout breakout and the 5 minute H&S plays out still. So at 485 I'm out. Target's the measured move from the top of this H&S with the size of it from bottom to top (500 + 35 = 535)
* Knowing what you're trading. Bitcoin's in a general bull trend, luring in a ton of dump euphoric buyers. But look around and you also see some skepticism. If those skeptics start capitulating, I won't care how good the technicals look, I'm steering clear. Until then I think there's still upside to squeeze.

Won't buy any moar TODAY tho. Let it reveal for a while now.

Ah I see, Yeah 1% position it's basically no risk. I guess only Japan anon has a sizeable position in it.

*FED'S BOWMAN WOULD 'PREFER TO PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY' ON RATE CUTS. Progress on Inflation Appears Stalled

Thread theme
youtu.be/E5tJxTZOcHA?si=Wz64yyobcmv6ttom

REVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE A NIGGER MOANER IN THE NIGHT

i bought more spy calls

QUICK SOMEONE SAY AI

FUCK IT
boughted a little OILK too.

but inflation is already back to pre pandemic levels

sup niggers

FAN.V, Swedeanon. FAN.V.

henlo mister jerome!
i just got one question today
would you consider checking out my patreon?
we got lots of good stuff there
thanks sir, that's all i got!
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That's what you CHUDS get for
DENOUNCING THE TALMUD.
(((THEY))) are going to take you for everything you've ever had now.
SELL
SELL
SELL
(except for maybe KOLD unless we get JEWKRAINED)

youtube.com/watch?v=5WyLhwYFgmk

He joins

Only at the free tier

they know how to lure in the pump bots

appears

15 minut wait

can't post images in incognito

what the flip happened? I thought it was just for Anon Babble

anything nice to buy i have some cash from selling U

puts on LOOP

MSI might be a good pop here. Need calls to make it worthwhile though imo.

just give Anon Babble your email address silly, I'm sure it's not being kept for the feds to log

KOLD
KALL
KLAN

i think it's above my current budget 400+ for share is a bit much but thanks for the tip kind anon

I LOVE MICHAEL SAYLOR

Oh yeah, and RCAT still has some room to run. Trail your stop on that one though.

SPY calls
SPX calls
S&P 500 ending the day flat

SPY options are super pricey. I think we are going to be flat as Chino-chan tomorrow. Nothing ever happens.

Where should I dump $15k RIGHT NOW??

nvda will go up one million dollars

Jensen Huang: The Great White Hope

That's not what jugging means....

youtube.com/watch?v=8KkaRMsITDY

Imagine the braps

Man my order didn't go through while I was distracted then the stock moved 60 cents.

See my picks in Which one depends on your risk tolerance, timeframe, your bandwidth to actively manage, where the rest of your money is invested, and (this is important) whether you know what you're doing.

Yay got approved for a new credit card. 5% on groceries. 3% on gas. NIGGERS

don't you have like 200k wtf are you complaining about

MTLS looks like it wants to keep going, 8.30 minimum. Bit too slow for me though.

back from my walk/roon at the indoor track. homemade chili for lunch while i watch this violent crab market

im cooking burgers for lunch.

nice gains
i tend to stay away from penny stocks though. i only own one

can you short gas at the pump?

Ryan Cohen

why did pmg switch back to biz?

they are so slow moving they probably kept falling off this board

ready for nvidia saving the world economy in a few hours?

pmg

check anonymint if he is sending the pirate coins

delayed again

nothing but pain from that general

lmao

oh yeah, true
smg on biz seems to have picked up a bit too. did people switch back? been busy with other stuff for over a month so i haven't checked in
kek

what do you put on your burger?

nvda

in @143.50 yesterday. full margin. crashed to through my 143.50 margin stop loss this morning. rebounded immediately. still all in without margin. no intraday buying power now. depressed.

Rezolve AI And Google Sign Strategic Partnership

Stock drops 22%

I made a lot of money off buying the inexplicable LUMN dip after their partnership with META was announced. Would it be stupid to try playing this at $2 a share?

I went ahead and bought some bits of ALL that shit.

crashed through your margin stop loss

still all in without margin

qrd? does your margin stop loss only sell the portion of your holding that was bought on margin?

a slice of american cheese. nothing else no bun or anything. MAHA.

i didn't want to lose borrowed money, knowing it could all crash i stop lossed only that portion.

Bought some leveraged SPX.

Why haven't zog bot stocks recovered? I was promised war in Jewkraine and Pissrael.

ok now thats based
not a terrible move from a risk management perspective. its ok to lose money that you have, its not ok to lose money you dont have

I have a short timeframe. I have no idea what I’m doing. Crazy to think that investing in any of those buys a month ago would have doubled my money. At this point an investment in those seems like you’d just be banking on maybe 10-20% further gains

Who the fuck invented motorized trunks, why would I want this?

At this point an investment in those seems like you’d just be banking on maybe 10-20% further gains

Yeah, so how does that compare to 1% on a crabbing SPY? Remember to assume a 1 in 3 failure rate at a 5% stop.

yup. the instant rebound stings a bit. plus the failure to sell last night after market. lost so much on amazon/meta last week i was getting desperate. i normally dont margin.

you mean trunks that close on their own?

Buy puts

stock gets nothing but good news

Buy calls

stock gets nothing but bad news

Happy White Power Wednesday everybody. My little steel manufacturing stock is doing something. =D

That's how ai algorithms work

enjoy
Nvidia $NVDA Earnings Preview

Earnings Release Details:

Date: November 20, 2024
Time: 4:20 PM EST

Conference Call:

Date: November 21, 2024
Time: 8:00 AM ET

Third Quarter Estimates:

EPS Estimate: $0.75 (Consensus)
Revenue Estimate: $33.39B
YoY EPS Growth: +88%
YoY Revenue Growth: +82.6%

Key Metrics:

Gross Margin: ~65% (Estimated)
Operating Margin: ~50% (Estimated)
Data Center Revenue Contribution: ~70%

Analyst Commentary:

Bullish analysts cite Nvidia’s dominant position in AI and data center markets as key growth drivers, with ongoing momentum in hardware and software platforms for generative AI.
Bulls Say: Nvidia benefits from strong pricing power, bolstered by surging AI demand.
Bears Say: Potential headwinds include regulatory scrutiny and supply chain challenges.

Options Market Outlook:

Implied Stock Move Post-Earnings: ±9.83%

Historical Earnings & Surprises:

Q2 FY2025: Reported $2.65 vs. Estimate $2.59 (+2.32%)
Q1 FY2025: Reported $2.07 vs. Estimate $1.98 (+4.54%)
Q4 FY2024: Reported $1.32 vs. Estimate $1.23 (+7.32%)

Historical Price Reactions:

Last Earnings Day Move: +24.39%
Average Price Move (Last 5 Earnings): ±15.7%

Stock Performance Overview:

YTD Performance: +187%
Trailing 12 Months: +242%
Current Price: $145.01

Therapy stock TALK might be recovering here. Not blue sky until it's above 3.50-4, but good contracts mean it should keep up this 25%/month pace.

Revenue Estimate: $33.39B

which means we need $4B to move price up probably

>Conference Call:

Date: November 21, 2024

Time: 8:00 AM ET

wait the conference call is tomorrow?

Will no one rid me of this turbulent crab?

no bun

Yes, and open. It's just annoying and I don't see the use. Plus it makes it easy to miscalculate and open the thing into a wall.

its nice when your hands are full, im pretty sure thats the entire point

DAT NIGGA JENSEN BE HIDIN

Based, beating the credit jew

They're to flex on normies and women with. I felt poor next to everyone that popped one of those open on me and girls lose their stupid minds when I open mine now.

MSTR appears to have reached a permanently high plateau.

NVDA

BUT CHUDDA WHAT IF?

when NVDA goes up 100x it's business as usual
when MSTR goes up 10x everybody freaks out

They're paying you from the merchant fees which were baked into the price to begin with. They're giving you your own money back.

one thing is a company that creates value, the other is speculative nonsense

yeah, fuck the AI speculators

One creates value the other realizes value.

Which card?

You guys convinced me yesterday. I wish I had understood what they were doing last year and bought them instead of bitfarms.

Of course, I know, but cashcucks and other cards get back even less. It's a huge scam but it's gotta be played

VIX

Value is such a subjective term, while growth is objective

All stocks are now crypto.

Taking profits on TKNO, half my BITX, and MSTX.

The objective is making money, while how we go about it is subjective.

Destroy churches.
Thus the economy improves.

Churches are racist genocidal zombie barracks. Trash-talking masquerading as a religion

Remember when Israel attacked the USS Liberty? I remember.

carrier comes under attack

it moves out of range

AMERICA DEFEATED

but inflation is already back to pre pandemic levels

According to what? They changed the way that calculates the inflation

Churches are racist genocidal zombie barracks

church is based and im tried of pretending its not

It was an accident, and Israel paid restitution for their mistake.

It was an accident

kike, pls stop.

Giant women status? I’m getting heemed here.

restitution

i hate the antichrist
i hate the antichrist

Bear and bull…

Gay market

Comfy beats to watch the market hypercrab to
youtube.com/watch?v=YPEXOcC0bTg

If you not investing all your caps with this nigga, you not doing it right.

I went for a walk to look at the damage from the Seattle area wind storms last night. There were trees down everywhere. A lot of homes and buildings had no power. Could be low productivity from AMZN, MSFT, SBUX (corporate), and BA for a while. Could even affect next quarter earnings. There were a couple of SBUX locations open and the lines were out the door, but others were closed entirely and mobile ordering was down for the whole area. One local bagel shop was giving out free bagels since they had no power (idk why they need power for their bagels??), so I got a free cheddar and jalapeno bagel (I left a couple $1 in the tip jar).
I also saw this cool squirrel

will nvda have that woman issuing guidance for the next quarter again? she tanked the stock last time she was speaking.

All in on NVDA.

damn that's crazy fren. i remember Seattle got a lot of power outages a few months ago too.

sounds like a fun day minus the not having power

same, all 33k of it lol

trump is president women aren't allowed to speak anymore. its called the hand maidens tale.

kek

It was an accident, and the Israelis apologized for their mistake. Also, what the fuck was the vessel doing off the coast of Egypt, while Israel was in a fight for it's survival versus multiple Satanic Muslim Nations?

how do you idiots keep piling into 4 trillion dollar stocks that saturated the markets and expect them to keep growing
there's a reason buffett sold apple

Well I have power still. But only a couple blocks way, it's out entirely. The traffic signals are fucked.

saylorbros we are so fucking back

Nvidia is the first gigacorp. It is going to run the foundation of the New World Order global govt.

where did you get this info? because im seeing that the conference call is today like normal
nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-sets-conference-call-for-third-quarter-financial-results-6905929

This isn't up-to-date, but Seattle companies are fucked right now
We're supposed to get another wind storm again soon

Pictured: The Nvidia offices (circa 2027)

#Trump Taps Russ Vought, One Of The Authors Of Project 2025, To Lead Budget Office Again -

@CBSNews

Guys, Project 2025. What is that? Never heard of it. kek

Shit

ssshh I wanna see the butthurt

Is this a part of greater israel?

That's the new Cyberpunk. Long OTGLY.

this was a huge nothing burger, just a bit of wind what the fuck is the big deal?

digits confirm blessed

nvda drilling kek baggies

just $hood and $wmt are up for me today.

FUCK IT
boughted a little
DFEN too.

Could be low productivity from AMZN, MSFT, SBUX (corporate), and BA for a while.

All of them probably have generators.

Do you live in the city?
Out here in the suburbs, nearer to nature, there was a lot of damage

Checked, but that doesn't matter if their suburban employees don't want to come into the office to work because they can't take a hot shower in the morning, and they can't work from home because they have now electricity or internet.

yeah just read your post above, yes I live in the city and honestly was just like any other day. I think I got a couple micro outages but nothing serious, my PC even stayed on

If it wasn't for all the shit I'm RED on
I'd be GREEN

youtube.com/watch?v=pcJ_ECyEK4I&list=PL0XuugFoVt9mpuWuDMqOu4mLzkZZvnbUQ

thank you finland
youtu.be/wvR3UtM8rWk

is that eric "badlands" booker on the right? that guy is a legend

Yeah I probably shouldn't. Huge part of it I gained from work though. If I wasn't a ratard investor I would be retired long time ago.

Time to go long on SOXL? Anyone have any TA?

check the price of SOXL

check the price of GME

lmao, maybe

Both ŚMH and SOXX look like cancerAIDSmpox. Even Jensen's magic leather jacket won't be enough to save them.

SHEEEEEEEEEIT

because free money

price of SOXL

It looks like the 200 NIGGERS is crossing the 50 JEWS and forming the classic BOOGALOOGA.

I noticed SOX fell under the 200 on the 15, so I guess Lum is cash again.

FULL V RECOVERY IN EFFECT FOR NVID AND S8P HAPPENING NOW
GET IN OR GET LEFT BEHIND

SPY still not flat for the day

stalker 2 is some classic euro jank bros

jews are trying to shake me out of my positions

all in on puts?

Anyone have any analysis on nvdia and earnings?

the ol' afternoon put buying giga pump switcheroo
many such cases

here it comes

I can’t sneed

nasdaq crabbing back to 500

Will NVDA go up or down on earnings?
I think down.
But I need real info from real insiders.
I'm about to short the fuck out of NVDA.

Puts on NVDA. There will be a 20% gap down.

Typo'd my lookup of FXI and laughed at the GXI chart.

Last time if I remember right they beat earnings but guidance was very slightly worse than expected, so it dumped. So yeah go ahead and short, should be fine

Kind of crazy to hear a bout women getting fucked up by porn too.

well obviously AI is a scam and SMCI is enron levels of corrupt and it's been doubling in value every 6 months, which is unsustainable growth and the p/e is biblical levels of absurd so it will probably jump 20% in ah on earnings.
Bobo?
More like BOZO

*beat estimates, I meant to say

Giantess chads RISE

why does soxl so shit

thats how i feel too. people have insane expectations and it wont get any more realistic from here

Hype died off, people moved on to new sectors. Try fintech, biotech/medtech, the Saylor gamble zone, and airlines.

Full conductors just released
Semis are half chub
It go down because you buy

yea last time they beat but the rate of the beat was less than previous beats and there was some uncertainty about blackwell production issues

POWER HOUR PLEASE
TODAY IS WAY TOO IMPORTANT
WE CANNOT HAVE A DUMP NOW
WE NEED TO PUSH HIGHER AGAIN
NVDA MUST SAVE THE MARKET
JEROME

Are airlines cool again? I haven't been paying attention since I got heemed.

No matter if they're getting manufactured "straight2landfill", semiconductors must semi & conduct no matter cost!

MacKenzie Scott, the ex-wife of Amazon, $AMZN, founder Jeff Bezos, has sold 11% of her Amazon shares, valued at over $8 billion.

What the hell? I can get Bezos dumping just because, but his ex too? What do they know? Tariffs gonna heem AMZN that badly?

every time i buy NVDA, it takes such a massive dump that it would rival new dehli. should i give bobo something to be smug about?

BREAKING: NVDA has offered to assist President-Elect Trump in organizing the mass deportations.

Let's just say this mysterious guy has been booking a lot of one-way tickets.

Entire market has its dick in its hand just waiting for Niggervideo earnings

Nvidia earnings often times have been mass ejaculation events, yes.

spirit filed for bankruptcy

Are they out of V-Power?

NVDA is really blooming into a modern IBM eh
love it

AMPX

What do think might be the correlation with stock traders and giantess?

The V machine is out of order

It's literally in progress, relax

I mean, I was kind of expecting it.
So far the V machine has been fueled with high octane hopium of future QE fuel.
But that only lasts for so long. The tanks need to be refilled with actual QE now, I guess. Which doesn't seem to be happening so far...

I'm not surprised. I mean every Spirit Airlines employee I have seen has been a nigger.

It's getting weaker, though.
A few weeks ago, SPX 6000pts would've been reclaimed in a matter of hours.
Look how it's - comparatively - struggling now.

Just boughted. I couldn't remember that battery coompany I saw you mention about a week ago.

Reminder that there is only one direction this market can go within next 12 months, and it's sideways.

MSTR has already got as far as I thought it would before january and bitcoin isn't even 100k yet.

Up $300 Monday, down $300 Wednesday. The only winners were the brokers commission!

Stop with this antisemitism!
We will close flat!

I dunno, line goes up? I like BEEG girls.

What does YouTube mean by recommending me this?
youtube.com/watch?v=t1XTDpouggk

Trying to break even on a crabbing LETF so I can quickly reinvest it

Try to set limit order equal to my displayed purchase price.

Lose money because I didn't properly calculate the cents

I shouldn't be allowed near a brokerage.

I'm taking a big liquid, steamy, smelly shit. This can't be good for the market.

40 minutes

TDS at its finest, kek

NVDA earnings

The crown jewel of the malignant 7 reports earnings today I wonder what happens next.

Speaking of old mentions, looks like AZZ is breaking out.

Comfy

we pump SPX to 6500 by EOY

what in the hell body part is that?

Is NVDA going up positive for MSTR?

so where do we see this shit?

investor.nvidia.com/financial-info/quarterly-results/default.aspx
Just keep refreshing this page after the bell?

Checked and I believe it's a fat dude's back but I can't confirm

I never took anatomy but I believe that's the penis.

The bearishness makes me think tomorrow will be green.

Either that or just reached a slightly higher resistance. FOOK EEET, boughted a little bit of chicken azz.

Oh no, my keys!
Aacckk
youtu.be/ux5DjHwsYtE?si=avNwo_lgsgzg49cm
It's blasphemy to call out a jew

How much nuffin could a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?

I think it might be behind the knee... but idk for sure

Hnng crazy urge to suck the shit from her asshole

NNDM. Hit its floor and then popped back up after earnings.

he sold BYRN

I'm already up about 3.5 poo sent on that I bought just a while ago.

tfw saw a guy with a Bluey tattoo on his calf

AAAAAAAAAA 30 MINUTES DO I BUY OR SELL BEFOR NIGGERVIDEO EARNINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

just got back from lunch, where'd all the bears go?

NIGGER SHOCKERS
I
G
G
E
R
SHOCKERS ARE SUCH A GOOD INVOOSTMENT IN EVERY WAY

here we go power half hour

EARNINGS LEAK?

real power hour

i had lost hope of ever seeing another one

As of now, I'm reopening the X Files.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS IT.
I AM TELLING YOU - THIS IS IT.

damn they really want to normalize transniggers for some reason

PUMP IT UP
GOTTA PUMP IT UP

WTFWT

SOXL to 45 after hours confirmed

Yeah it might be strong enough to break out of this range again, which'd be epic. I'm just not sure of that.

Damn, AIOT!

LINE GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAA

Company is called Howard Hughes Holdings

It doesn't do cool stuff with airplanes

What a waste of a name.

I just watched a clip of this show for the first time. Why is it so noisy? Is this the only way kids will pay attention?

SOXL was flat when NVDA did a 5% yesterday
No way lmao

Yeah, that's the kind of range backtest I'd want to see from BYRN.

My SPXL I bought an hours ago be doing a lil sum

The earnings will affect the entire industry

I bought both puts and calls for earnings anticipating a big move in either direction. This means the market will inevitably crab due to boring earnings.

Oh, just checked AIOT wasn't one of your picks up there it was just one I ran up on in the HOOD lists of NIGGERS who own this also own that and boughted a little and up 5 poo sent.

Based Spruce Goose enjoyer.

pump on earnings

goes flat after the call

good luck anon

Huh, interesting. Cause I did buy some last Thursday kek

NVDA will beat and fly. TSLA will dump. I will win.

my lil bitcoin stock doin some :)

Ple buy bida stock

Another day. Another 20 shares of MSTR sold. Verification not required.

coworker browsing shitcoin charts on his phone right in front of me

here we fucking go again

Sauce. Can't find it with reverse image search.

right now I am really fucking hating that I sold on the morning dump, fucking paper hands man

I boughted everything you mentioned today buying holding and selling (BYRN) and just happened to see it in that HOOD list on one of them. It all wound up helping dull my losses on KOLD! The only one I didn't buy was SEZL because of the cost per share being so high and HOOD not allowing fractionals on it. I just wanted a starting position to watch and maybe build.

NVDA lets go

You wont dump on me tonight, right anon?

pros

Market is supported by the moving average and it might go up.

cons

Doesn't really feel bullish when the market pumps into close when nvidia's stock price might tank.

dump in 11 minutes

FUCK
I want to short NVDA so bad but I'm not sure now.

Why is the head so fucking huge?

hands

buying options before earnings

ISHYGDDT

I'm in. Please cross $4,000,000,000...

Nothing wrong with a 50% chance lotto ticket.

Unless you're one of those people that goes all in every single trade.

Man, this retardmarket

FUCK
DO I GO SHORT OR LONG?????
HALP
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THEY BEAT AND RAISE AGAIN

Not quite copytrading just started some positions in a bunch of NON NATGAS AND OIL shit that I know nothing about that might as well all be memes but am interested in dipping my toes in and I do trust that you're in it to win it and have a much better grasp on many aspects than I do. I figured I'd get little positions on all of it and worst case lose a little bit but might make a little bit too and might get enough of a direct personal feel for some of them to really go in on a build. Today felt like a good day to just jump back in to the NON NATGAS AND OIL gayness mysterium.

And just! like! that! I'm now green for the day

SQUIRREL CROSSING THE ROAD

I'm up 50% on options. Do I sell out now?

They're getting there...

EARNINGS LEAK

EARNINGS LEAK

EARNINGS LEAK

EARNINGS LEAK

REVENUE: $32.6 BN
ITS FUCKING OVER

Take the money and run

bullish for Google.

no fucking way bitch
link

SHORT IT TRUST ME BRO

a leak with no source hmm?

ok my leak is that they made 1 trillion billion

if I had set my sell order at 100% I would be up 100%

this is like the fourth time I've pussied out and sold too early in the last 4 weeks

I have taken to screaming at myself when driving in my car because I am the person responsible for ruining my life (right now at least). JUST FUCKING HODL YOU BASTARD, HODL, STOP SELLING TOO EARLY REEEEEEE

PANIC

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

MSTR shitting the bed all of a sudden.

-1.36%
but we'll see......

Thank you, lad.

WTFWT

Sold 10 of the 25

take a guess

MINUS
0.10 POO SENT
REKT BY KOLD

+0.1% at close, probably -10% tomorrow at open

Don't fret it.

-1.07% ;(

cmon nigger video, deliver and pump the Qs now

Like +0.15% my dude. One step at a time!

+0.57%

NVDA will beat but will lower forecasts

the market will dump

+.18% (for now). Down 2% at one point today so I'll take it

I didn't buy puts.
Sitting on my hands.
I'm sure this will be the time it finally dumps.
On unusually options activity some whale bought $90 million of calls.

Down 0.2%, but I'm trying something silly and opened an after hours sell order for 30c/share higher

so many articles out with headlines like "the market eagerly awaits NVDA earnings"

this shit simply has to dump

NATGAS still going up

On unusually options activity some whale bought $90 million of calls

Got any details?

someone sold $90m worth of calls

im in love with Michelle Bowman now

Palo Alto Networks earnings:

EPS $1.56 vs $1.48

Revenue $2.139B vs $2.12B

jumbo 50 next month or bust

surprise zero bepis rape hike

Like 1.8% on active trades

MVPs: FANCF, NOTV, MYTE
Laggards: SEZL, LSF, BMOOF
Bought: AMPX, ARIS, CMTL, IONQ, RCAT
Sold: BITX (trim), BYRN, MSTX, TKNO

Busy day but a win's a win.

Another V shape recovery today thanks to almighty Giantess!

this shit simply has to dump

Does it, now?

I didn't short because they just make up fake earnings numbers anyways.
$33 Billion in revenue
LMAO yea right
And Joe Biden got 81 million votes
Fake and gay

Right would be 0 (or hike), but they'll do 25.

hol up
i need choccy milk
tell jensen to wait a few mins

i would accept a downward crab

Twitch is now making headline news for the wrong reasons

x.com/FoxNews/status/1859243936184692933

Its only a matter of time before Amazon gets sick of their controversy shit and drop them.

Why is NVDA going down in the kike's only hours? I bought calls because of their new line of all black GPUs.

Please God yes make AMZN LEANER, cut that fucking WASTE

BIG
BLACK
GPUS

Choccy milk? Are you 7 years old?

Whenever the fed puts out weird news like this it's because they want there to be market dumps.

i need another iced tea

I drink chocolate milk after playing basketball with my friends

but they'll do 25.

I don't think 25bps alone will appease the markets any longer.
If they want to do a limp dicked 25bps then they got to at least reduce the balance sheet reduction; preferably to zero.

I have hot tea.

when are the NVDA numbers im financially bored

Its also funny that now you get some big guys like Ritchie Torres, LibsofTiktok, Ian Miles Chong and soon Dan fucking Crenshaw giving more bad press on Twitch lately.

Its an absolute shitshow. I cannot see Twitch surviving 2025 unless they do something fast. ADL publicly talking bad about Twitch at all was the nail in the coffin. Bullish for AMZN too.

they already posted, you missed them wake up

BLACK
WELLS

wells are deep holes in the ground

never heard of any of them

most traded ETFs today. MSTR derivs way up there. i want to bet against it.

Flat. why they'd even bother opening the market today?

I don't believe in Jensen or his black leather jacket.

Normies are SOXLfags too

Wellwellwell

NEWS??

get ready for the numbers

Isn't a vagina a kind of well? I mean they're both holes with liquids in them.

NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

you mean to tell me that every market participant doesnt know the NVDA results and are trading with the same information?

lets go

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

THATS A BIG RED CANDLE

They will never be women.

AAAAHHHHHH

LMAOOOOO

that's it? just 5% down so far?

It is unironically over.

this candle broke tradingview UI

BUDDY

Guess that wasn't good enough lmao

I told you the retarded Mumoids were gay and stupid.

what the fuck is happening the dump retraced

EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW

If you bought calls or puts you are fucked on IV crush.
That's why I didn't buy anything.

kek
bears winned

I DONT GET IT
IS IT GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS???

Revenue up 17%
Nothingburger confirmed

Good but not good enough

My life consists of looking at tradse where I'd have made more money by holding than by selling, even though I promised I'd hold. I'd have like 100,000 more dollars made this year if I had just held to my original price point of sale, instead of pussying out.

Wtf

Be more methodical with your stop losses. In your journal, or a spreadsheet, or crayons on TradingView mark down why you sold.

Then you'll know if you have bad rules, are ignoring rules, or are too emotional, or whatever.