Reporting: Russian nuclear ballistic missile just hit Sheffield in the UK

Reporting: Russian nuclear ballistic missile just hit Sheffield in the UK.

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Can comfirm. Went outside today and was looking a bit more abandoned than usual. The nuke didn't really seem to do much damage though, as it was all fuck already.

damn, how they edit together this footage so quickly?

Nothing

All sudden?

flag checks out

Threads (1984)

Yeah i watched it too
noice

not mohawk!
oh well

Delet this

Were those shots of toilets and people pissing themselves really necessary?

All angl*ids should be nuked to oblivion

It only improved UK

More like Shartfield.

it's true, sheffield just flew over my house

Why you people hate it?

And nothing of value was lost.

Quick, unlock the Waterborn ability!

sad day for Pakistan and Africa

based Threads poster
still the best post-nuclear movie ever produced

Your can tell because it caused 100 million pounds worth of improvements to the city

Sheffield has the highest rate of homosexual predation in the UK. Men stumbling out of pubs at closing time are often buggered by packs of homosexualized norfmen if they take the wrong path home.

source: I made it up

Our political class has a visceral hatred of Russia and now we're all going to die because of it.

stop watching TV and nuke Bucharest already

imagine getting nuked while taking a shit

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it's true, I seen it

How much improvements have been made?

i seent it

Needs more women pissing their pants

1 nukes hits sheffield

breaks a few windows, makes a big bang, power goes out

6 months later everyone is dressed in rags and scraping at the ground with sticks

all language has been lost, people just grunt and scream to communicate

rape attacks are common

LOL
Imagine getting nuked while on the shitter

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jesus christ, 3rd fake nuke thread in less than 10 min ,I'm becoming more pro putin everyday. Those psychopaths in nato actually want nukes to fly for some reason. They are pushing the propaganda hard.

months later everyone is dressed in rags and scraping at the ground with sticks

>all language has been lost, people just grunt and scream to communicate

>rape attacks are common

this happened anyway

everyone is dressed in rags and scraping at the ground with sticks

all language has been lost, people just grunt and scream to communicate

rape attacks are common

par for the course in northern england tbf

all language has been lost, people just grunt

imagine the sound

people immediately forget how to maintain modern saintation systems

imagine the SMELL

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Sheffield

Oh No! Snooker bros! Not our heckin Crucible! I'm getting displeased with Putin now.

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bollocks

What did he mean by this?

COR BLIMEY POOTY. [errr, Andropov?], LET US HAVE A WAZZ IN PEACE BLOODY HELL