/To Mog The Sun/ A General: For The Hearted #1

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/To Mog The Sun/ A General: For The Hearted #1

KATHERINE, KISS ME
IN THE ALLEYWAY BY JQ'S - JACKET IN THE SODIUM LIGHT
YES, I LOVE YOU, I MEAN I - I MEAN I NEED TO LOVE
AND THOUGH YOUR OPENED EYES STARED BORED UPON THE OVERFLOWING PIPES ABOVE ME
TONIGHT, I DON'T MIND - BECAUSE I NEVER WONDER - HOW THE GIRL FEELS

[whirring sound starts growing louder]

OH, KISS ME
FLICK YOUR CIGARETTE, THEN KISS ME
KISS ME WHERE YOUR EYE WON'T MEET ME
MEET ME WHERE YOUR MIND WON'T KISS ME
FLICK YOUR EYES AND MINE AND THEN HIT ME
HIT ME WITH YOUR EYES SO SWEETLY
OH, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW THAT YES, I LOVE
I MEAN I'D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU

I am ashamed to speak English. >What do I say?

Saxophone solo followed by two barrel rolls

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Hai..good magnetron..awe stresstricken faÿre espacé hebe...sí siempre. Unforehabenly apparition den all suden. Waidao wizit ai afront. Are you in the isle also. Hi..

You WILL eat the churros
You WILL fuck our latinas
You WILL submit to a race greater than your own

I shant give a cold fart.

Every time

Andrew challenged Sam Hyde to a boxing match (face to face) by calling Sam a "TRT abusing coward" thrice times over, despite being 5'9" and Sam 6'5".
Yet Sam refused the boxing match by trying to start a street fight - Andrew was armed with dagger but didn't give in and remained true to his Chaotic Good alignment.

The Nordic Jew fears the Mediterranean bull.

One does not raise themselves up
One must raise others up in order to raises themselves

Mercury spinning at extremely high speeds creates energy great enough to induce anti-gravity within its firing chamber

Andrew was ordained by God Himself on April 10th, 2024 when he drove his red 1991 C4 corvette on top of Bliss Hill in Sonoma, CA (The Green Hills Windows XP wallpaper) - becoming the first to do so in human history.

Andrew is a conqueror by nature, however, without an army.
Given an army, Andrew could lead it to accomplish many wonderful things.

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A powerful cleric who continuously manifests supernatural occurrences and believes himself to be ordained by God - incites a holy crusade - turns out he's a clumsy fucker although actually ordained by God

Barbarian hordes get angry and try to burn down the sun
Naturally, Andrew puts a stop to this

Naturally the barbarians get even more pissed off and try to burn down the ocean

Andrew is a cult leader.

Finally, a good thread

Gentlemanly cleric sends party on a suicide mission to obtain an extremely rare plant in order to make the world's strongest medicine

Scratch that

Gentlemanly cleric sends party on a suicide mission to obtain an extremely rare plant in order to make the world's strongest blunt

hi Anon Babble community relations here, it's been requested that you /ftl/ creatures minimize your spam and stick to your existing threads instead of these individualized schizo meltdowns.

thanks,

Gentlemanly cleric sends party on a suicide mission to obtain an extremely rare plant in order to make the world's strongest tea

All goes awry when one of the party members adds milk to the brewed tea, sending the gentlemanly cleric into a Berserker rage

Fledgling lich captures our hearts with his story of ambition, hot blackguards and flying necromancy sharks

A bored Eris throws a killer rave on Mount Olympus which causes a ruckus so great that it overshadows Thor's pool party in Valhalla

Party members are sent in to resolve the dispute

Threat of communists

Andrew has HFA with an obsessive personality type focused around destroying the United States Federal Government, Setting California Free or making sweet, sweet lovin' to Ariana Grande.

Andrew is frequently framed and accused of things he did not do but internet trolls who stem from Sam Hyde's MDE-sphere, /wowcg/ on Anon Babble and Anon Babble's discord based RPG groups.

I turned the heating blanket on to 1 and set it for 8 hours

Okay that wasn't a solid 8 hours but I have fish to fry today

Literally
Not literally lel

A bored Buddha launches air raids while a rowdy pack of tornadoes plan an uprising

Caught between rising tensions, the party members discover a portal where Orcs from the distant future are sneaking in and out prepping for a local invasion

Turns out they're just traveling trolls, and were setting up their camp in a particularly precarious situation which makes the sends the towns people into a frenzy believing the sky is falling

Party members are sent in and discover that the sky actually is falling

which sends the towns people into a frenzy believing the sky is falling

He is working out for the revolution in your heart

If you aren't working out right now
Why?

Don't let your body not be sculpted to perfection
You have but one

Silent and sparkly
Two words I'd use to describe the TR3B

Screencap this post

Workout complete
I shall now play Christmas music for my neighborhood at 50% maximum stereo volume to remind them that I can crank some loud Skibidi but I don't

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A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society.

Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit.

Chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment when it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves.

A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished.

Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion.

Lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

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ROFL

WAAAHHHAAAOOOHHHWAAOWWHAHAOOWWWHHAWWAAHAAOWAH

I have crossed the mountain

Update video coming soon after I finish dinner :D

Okay never mind fell asleep

Who dis cutie? I wonder what she does

I'd eat pancakes with her, if you know what I mean
Syrup AND strawberries, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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Day 4 of 4 working out for the week
Going to watch these while I lift

Have some Schopenhauer

3:22

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My grandpa in the west with the Iron Brigade of Wisconsin under the command of John Gibbon

Sounds like the K/D ratio was positive that day