/smg/ - Stock Market General

NVDA chads we're eating good tonight edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

previous:

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News status?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oh there we fucking go

its ogre

oopsie

$NVDA to the moon! #Bullish

News Status: AAHHHHHHHHHH

LOL

EVEN WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
HOLY SHIT

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGARS
AAAAAAAAAAND
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWSSSSSSSSSS

and natgas and oil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

lol
LMAO

Oh fuck me, I never fucking trade this one right. Cock sucking mother fucking chink stock!

Who touched it?

LFG

DIE PLTR DIE HAHAHA

forecast is too low

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

demand is incredible

Can Jensen actually not speak like a fuckin memefaggot?

Oof
You shoulda bought those puts bobo

BREAKING: Nvidia $NVDA earnings:

EPS: $0.78 vs $0.75 expected
Revenue: $35 Billion vs expected $33.1 Billion

slit shaped recovery?

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BLOODY BENCHODS DDDOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

nothing burger everything will recover by open tomorrow.

WHY DIDN'T I SHORT NVDA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

we back?

that's
what
you
get

for messin with tha

niggers and jews

LOL LMAO

MIGHT AS WELL BE A $2B LOSS

so... what the fuck are we doing... crab earnings?

Gay!

Yes. Actually.

It's going back down...
GG

IWM shrugs it off

Small caps best caps

Bought NVDA, then sold it in like 2022 costing her investors almost a billy in gains

thinks "they're back"

this stock is rigged.
period

More like small cups lmao

i scalped

Damn, that's a bump.

NVDA probably slowly bleeds down to $135ish then back up to $150.

Well yeah, the whole thing is rigged

8% of NVDA's revenue comes from SUPER MICRO COMPUTER COMPUTER

THX
FOOR
PLOOYING

NVDA baggies are lusting after something that flat.

nobody actually believes this will continue right?

That's a man

Gosh I love girls with flat chest

It should be illegal to be flat chested

crab earning crushes all the options players

Why the fuck wouldn't it?

Flatties with wide saddlebag hips = yuge green candles

YOU'RE a m... wait.

It will rise forever, praise be to Godvidia

As long as the Mag 7 keep gorging themselves on consumers and remain Jensen's paypigs, it will.

PLTR tanking more than NVDA this is beautiful

R.I.P. TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LEARN THEIR LESSON ON 10/8: DON'T BUY CHINK STOCKS

SEE You actually like guys.

OUTTA MY WAY NIGVIDIA FUCKING SHITS

unless AI dies or someone can match NVDAs hardware and software it will keep going
it is retarded

kek baggies

hmm yes im sure microsoft and google will keep buying a million new GPUs every quarter for the rest of time

SNOW: +15% after hours

Total
Pajeet
Victory

me i do. it's a new paradigm.

Wrong. I like girls. If that is actually a guy, props to him for flawlessly mimicking nature's perfection.

What do they do anyhow? Make snowblowers or something?

SNOW

Isn't Alterra or Vail Resorts or whatever

This is like when you guys tricked me into buying BBW.

Some WSB faggot called the SNOW beat. I almost inversed. Glad I didn't.

i scalped again

Why instead of meek looking at her massive tits, I instead look at her big butt?

it's so o-WE'RE SO BACK

AI demands it, as long as they want to keep pushing ahead in AI they'll keep buying GPUs
the moment NVDA releases their new chips they will buy those too
it is not random that people were talking about nuclear power for data centers - those companies want more and bigger data centers for AI
yes i know this is all retarded but why fight it

- Honey, here's your aspirin.
- What? I don't have a headache.
- Gotcha bitch! Let's fuck

Damn. I bought this earlier this month just to flip it because I didn't know much about it.

Thinking of slurping this lil NVDA dipperino this is a nothingburger

is... is he ok?

OMG NVDA IS BACK AT PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING
ITS SO OVER

Both are developing their own chips because they don't want to pay the yellow Jew

Big butts are great too

Well at least we can be happy all the option gamblers on both sides lost money.

hol up
so youre telling me
this revenue growth
was PRICED IN????

Maybe it can go to 40 or even 50 for a brief time, 20 is probably where it will settle once the hype dies and product/use case takes center stage.

+1.76

Back to a few days ago hurrah

he's fine

when they get chips that can match NVDA or at least make it worthwhile to use them compared to buying more NVDA it would be great but until then everyone is stuck with 1 company

please crash the entire market

Dump NVDA

pump other trash

Google has had a better AI chip than Nvidia since 2015. GPUs aren't the state of the art anymore for deep learning, and that's what makes this bubble so insane.

Google has had a better AI chip

If they're so good, why can't I buy them?

I wonder how much heat all those new datacenters produce. It's not like our planet can dissipate it. Oceans will boil in our lifetime because of AI generated kittens.

earnings beat

line goes down

How do you describe this behavior?

I bought 0.01x share of NVDA at 3:55 via a CFD

in here lads for the conference call

investor.nvidia.com/events-and-presentations/events-and-presentations/default.aspx

Good thing we got bees that put an end to this madness

Profit taking, covering option spreads
Who cares about one day performance, zoom out, weekly monthly, 5 years from now

How do you describe this behavior

21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

I'll probably be dead by the time it's a serious problem

did NVDA just do a flip?

Analyst don't move the market. Their numbers mean nothing if internal hedge fund numbers were expected to be higher.

stocktwits just broke reeeeee let me post about how its already priced in #Bearish

GOOGL has a better ai chip than NVDA since 2015

imma need some sauce on that because GOOGL are planning to spend 50 billion on capex this year and i'd expect that to be way lower if they have inhouse chips that are better than NVDA and are nearly 10 years old
i am making an assumption that they are spending a ton of that 50 billion on data center growth

Priced in.

TPU's apples and oranges. gpu's are much more usable for a host of reasons.

Up 40% Monday
Down 40% Wednesday

mfw it was only $300

If you want to buy part of a mountain you can literally buy MTN.

Yes it can, and it will. That's because the market is right, and you are wrong. There will be 0 programming jobs too by the end of this decade, so no hope for any of us to WFH and escape. Why do you believe that things must necessarily come to a Good End? It doesn't have to. Same thing for giving bobo a 50% or more stock market dip. It doesn't have to happen every generation.

You are a ngmi bobo.

BOiL yes boi

SAAAUUCE

Google uses their own custom TPU chips for all of their internal AI workloads. They also let people rent them on Google Cloud Platform. GPUs have been obsolete for almost a decade.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_Processing_Unit

t. AI fag

the SUMNing IS UPON US

GOOGL AI will be gayedmaxx

The solution? Put the data centers in underground caverns. Vacuum-seal the exits to trap the heat in the cave.

Damn looks like Tom Sosnoff's trade idea was right kek. Just sell volatility bros.

Niggervidia baggies are going to get dumped on during the earnings call.

no you will be dumped

Bloomberg

@business

Beijing is gun-shy about fiscal stimulus, fearing a debt buildup, writes

@shuli_ren

. This is not smart as deflation makes debt servicing and asset disposals difficult trib.al/FJeC0L3 via

@opinion

kek

no we will all be crabbed

for such a futuristic company, their phone line quality is utter trash. why cant these conference calls use more modern tech?

for me its bbc's (big blackwell chips)

We get it, you're long VRT.

cool chips, really makes you think why GOOGL is investing into blackwell instead of their inhouse product
nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/google-cloud-ai-development
have you tried emailing the indian if he knows they have their own chips instead of giving nvda billions?

Futures

Is it dumping?
Luv them itty bitty titties

I bought NVDL because /smg/ said not to

so google contributes billions (6% of nvidia's revenue)...for charity? stfu retard

Still mad that buyout offer čucked us out of an epic CMP comeback.

is anyone listening to the Jensen call

can i get a qrd

Google cloud are just adapting to what the market wants. Their customers are willing to pay for Nvidia chips.

niggers
jews

But did market hours /smg/ say not to or after hours /smg/ say not to?

A NEW INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION POWERED BY AI

futures green

Why won't they just take profits.

back up to flat

didn't rug TECH TROONS

GAY
A
YOU WILL NEVER BE WOMEN OR MEN

youtube.com/watch?v=HPYoc5pGe7k

We need a one in a millennia reckoning

if you have a product that is better than the competition then the competition's chart does not look like NVDA
take a look at AMDs chart
GOOGL does not have a product that is better than NVDA gpus for AI or they'd be selling that and their chart would look like NVDA

market manipulation

Bill Hwang is based and im tried of pretending otherwise

female ass farts

from the butt

Spirit Airlines stock has officially been delisted after filing bankruptcy.

HARNESS THE POWER OF RAY TRACING
...
MICROSOFT COPITLOT

Based

an over 10% implied move only to wind up flat

literally pic rel

i really hate that they read the report at every call. everyone has the report. we don't need some hole to read it to us like we're children. just get to jensen already

CHECKED DUB DUBS of free the man of God from this persecution

coworker wants to quit his comfy office job because he had a good week in the market

I've been encouraging him

From what I understand TPU's are faster at running models but slower at training new ones.
Damn they got my GOAT :(

why is tidewater going down?

another top signal.

Feds are trying to prevent civilian contact with UFOs by ensuring there are fewer planes in the air.

there could be a big move premarket tomorrow morning, most likely to the upside

I've been seeing coworkers browsing dexscreener and robinhood this past week as well..

does he know about /smg/ or is he more of a plebbitor type?

I just realized I screwed up a major detail on some stuff I did a few months ago, and now it's far too late to correct it. Hopefully no one notices....

OIH as a whole might be putting in a W bottom but is really on the struggle bus. As long as oil is crabbing, with tech improving existing wells and letting us skip new ones, the outlook is bad for drillers and worse for offshore dependent companies.

Blame it on an intern.

Say your dog did it.

we're on an annual roadmap

plebbitor type

Definetly reddit. He shows me le ebin maymays all the time even though I show no interest

Even if you can't correct it, take steps to prevent it in the future and alert someone who could be downstream of the fuckup.

Nobody's perfect but covering things up is 3rd world behavior.

based, dont tell him about us, let him stay asleep

what do you do?
could you slip in a fix alongside some other task?

you could feign not knowing about the mistake and pass it off as a genuine mistake, if you’re in an industry/job that is more accepting of mistakes (e.g. web development as opposed to medical doctors)

Futures

nice nig video earnings.

all according to keikaku

BOA rep asking question on the conference call is a Vivek

ima miss this little nigga like you wouldnt believe son

murricans getting fucked by a potato cartel

cbc.ca/news/world/potato-cartel-fries-tater-tots-hash-browns-1.7387960

they let the woman talk again

he sacrificed himself to save billions.

*gulp*

Closed down about $200 instead of $500. Not bad. I’m going to talk to my giantess gf now.

The plan at this point is to just ignore it, and if no one else ever mentions it, then basically it never happened
Nah it's a graphic design thing. Can't believe I didn't notice when I proofed some artwork. No one else who saw it said anything either, but the buck still stops with me. Well them's the breaks I guess.

She has a nice tummy

If it hurts nobody, leave as it is and never mention that you found out your own mistake.
Whenever a new version gets commissioned, then point out that in hindsight the design was not optimal, and improve it.

ah yes catkitty21
i have fapped to her many times

erome.com/a/qu0lKGho
erome.com/a/H4WfZUhH

After hours

youtu.be/iJNqVvqX6_I?si=N7Hyj-haUIJcDT4T

Whats it gonna take for a giantess to fall out of the sky ass first?

Super thin lips

tattoos

Flat chest

Hard pass

erome.com/a/qu0lKGho

Yeah she’s a little chunkier now but the weight looks good on her

Me praying enough. Now I’m only down $160.

BUCKLE UP NIGGERS
IT'S TIME TO GET JEWED

marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008

Kek

Think I posted this in the last thread, fucking hilarious
youtu.be/GGaYdPHszBQ?si=QFnAMpti-ldni4-2

I had a good week on the market (?) and managed to finally get a new job.

If 10% own 90% of the market, is the market really just the top 10% moving money around?

Delete this.

but the weight looks good on her

Found the simp

"hmmm I think it's gonna crab"

"but I'm always wrong"

decide to inverse myself

buy puts and calls

it crabs

I hate this shit.

Somewhere in the middle there is a layer of interlinked bots that lend the HODL'd shares of the 10%/90% to orchestrate a "dance" of pretend organic market participation to algorithmically move and stick prices higher.
The fuel of those bots is "easy money policies" and QE. Both of which are (still) comparatively scarce at the moment.

Why pray tell would the markets crash and cause turmoil? Line goes up!

CHECKED non expecter of

THA

GREAT

BOOMER

REDEEMING

hey bobo check out the nasdaq computer

What are we drinking tonight? Me? A Peroni.

I just noticed that my XOM is now paying a dividend of .99 per share. I just can’t stop winning lately.

i had a glass of port. honestly this shit beats the hell out of oreos or other normal desserts.

For me, it’s always Zero Sugar pepsi and protein shakes.

Swingies get the rope

WHEN IT COMES

and it will

soon

it will be

on

NO

NEWS
E
W
S RHYMES WITH JEWS

NIGGERS will wake up and their shit is all gone.

WATER
A
TIME TO SAY NIGGERS AND JEWS
E
R

can't believe this was all a nothingburger

i infused some whiskey with vanilla beans a couple months ago and honestly it tastes pretty good with golden oreos

didn't belive CHUDDHA

this is the catalyst
see you at S&P 3k mumu

Zero Sugar pepsi

Might as well drink water.
I only drink water, milk and alcoholic beverages.

China bros... When the fuck does the pump resume?

Poor people thinking "we should take it back" as if anything was theirs in the first place.

China

it doesnt
no refunds

vodka and a few beers again.

Who cares? I already sold all my stuff and set an alarm for FXI 32. Not my problem any more.

crosspostan
i always forget this general is way more alive than biz

tldr; is buying some VST a bad idea? did I miss the boat? energy company, AI/datacenter related hype has caused it to jump up a stupid amount, like anything else tainted with some dipshit analyst's AI exuberance

Should /smg/ pay for this guy to go get Maid?

damn what a poor bitch.

ikr and 50% of America are made up of these people and they have a voice and the politicians say things to cater to these people.

I only drink water and pussy juice
and I'm all out of pussy juice

Based.

I’m going to grill up some brats once my shift ends in 45 minutes

not able to see any of my positions in broker desktop app.

brah how do multi billion dollar companies have such shit infrastructure or is it deliberate?

Bros I'm gonna take a guess and say we end this week with a green pump the whole day

I would pay for you to get laid.

holy based

Bon appétit!

i would eat one of those jalapeno cheddar dogs for a jalapeno cheddar dog right now

RCAT

why did none of you fucks say anything

MUH DICK

ngl i feel like kurumi-chan with my bitcoin computer position

I'm selling the rest of mine in January at the latest. it's still printing free money in the meantime.

I wonder how many times this person was vaxxed. Also I couldn’t help noticing that they said vehicles (plural, more then one)

2?

WHY IS NVDA DOWN ON A BEAT

yeah
mike has to have some good shit to keep it pumping in the meantime

my cost basis (market cap) is now below their current btc holdings so i literally can't lose but it's fucked up watching unrealized gains jump thousands up and down in 5 minutes

even worse every time i think about selling but don't, someone here does sell and the next day they seethe when we pump another 15% and then another 15% the next day and that could have been me if i was "a sensible trader"

we just licked 95k...

Because it didn't beat enough
The beat was priced in

EVERY STOCK ALWAYS "BEATS" """"EXPECTATIONS"""" EVERY TIME. IT'S FAKE AND GAY.

youtube.com/watch?v=cTID8aaGkRM&list=PLgbI0QcBNn5i4-ft3EPDtgu5aajFMKSU4

The total eternal unrelenting baggiecaust is finally at hand.

Why does Bobo bring a gun?

Alright now we can be green tomorrow.

I did, said it was a coinflip whether they got the big contract or not.

They did and now it's still got room to run, if you can believe it.

like, it has has p/e of over 60, and unlike all the other times, this time their massive earnigs of over 30 billions was actually fully priced in.

NVDA not mooning means we are red tomorrow. Except me I'm going to be green.

asscasters made me laugh

sorry guys :(

It's because their cloud customers are hype-chasing mongoloids who don't know how to use TPUs.

I have 400 soxls how fucked am i

You'll have $400 once it's all over.

If dubs, NVDA trades at $12 within the next 12 months.

1615495

11545

1155

DOUBLE DUBS, TWO WEEKS

SOXL? Everyone moved on to MSTX.

Lum is used goods.

I don't think SOXL is going to $400 anytime soon

oh no.. AH-selling... kek

damn look at $tgt. guess worshipping niggers isn't a profitable business strategy after all.

TGT has to go to around 100 before I slurp. They need to change their clientele and inventory.

They degraded themselves too far. Now it's just red Walmart that's just as trashy because you still need to flag down an employee to unlock the cage with what you want in it.

Carmelo, find my Eric Dale

its done sir

oh and find me John Rocker's girlfriend

no can do sir

If dubs this nigger is a nigger

fuck this, I'm gonna play Axie

nasdaq and a lot of tech stocks sitting right on their 20sma. lot of economic numbers coming out too. tomorrow could see big movement either way.

ribeye steak

mashed potatoes

asparagus

fresh cold pressed orange juice

hot chocolate for dessert

made $500 scalping 100 lots of NVDA AHs

I'm cooked

Since I started gambling on the stock market years ago, my account has made a total gain of $90.94

holy shit
anon is green!

wicked black swan thunderstorm outside rn.

Because he’s a realist

Fuck you bobo
I'm gonna heem you one of these days

do better.

PANW and NVDA dumped how long will nancy have to hold those bags? surely they wont just release some fake numbers to make the line go up again...

i'm trying, but i'm also retarded

implying she wasn't holding puts

bamp

also I want to pick up some RACE
i missed out when it was low 300s last year, I want to buy in now after the recent drop as a long term buy and hold. my major concern is that the most recent earnings report showed a significant reduction in chinese and hong kong buyers the last quarter. all other geographies increased.

any thoughts?

Speeding into Thursday

My Ozempic niggers, it seems that Semaglutide can cause the heart and other muscles to shrink

Is this finally the long awaited tradeoff? It seems like it was only a matter of time til we'd find out. You can't artificially increase/inject a component (nevermind if only a substitude) of your biological cycles into your body without expecting a sideeffect (if only over time).

Hear that bulls? Bobo patriots are back in control, trust the plan

This niggas name is "Dana"

Japanese PM Ishiba is set to unveil a ¥21.9 trillion ($140 billion) economic stimulus package to address a range of challenges from inflation to wage growth, according to public broadcaster NHK

Yeah bro, more debt is gonna seal the deal

tonight, it's shrimp and fried rice

400 $1 stocks is $400

There we go. They are caving.

welp.... guess i'm stuck in the elevator

US, Taiwan Sign $329 Million in Weapons Deals: Taipei Times

VIXbros???

me at open tomorrow

Seems like the whole world is fucked.
Every country needs to keep printing.
The homogenous countries will be the ones that last.

Woah who could have seen it coming that nothing was going to happen? I hope all goomblers who didn't close their positions before market close today have to sell their bodies tobpay their bills.
London Broil for me

Japan is homogenous...? Easily the most homogenous "western" country. And the most indebted country by "debt to gdp", kek.

Green chip will rally tomorrow.

Umm, my portfolio went red after hours & this is NOT ok. Anyhow stuffed chicken baked in the oven & red wine for dinner tonight, breddy gud.

bitcorn pushing ATHs

Manchmal frage ich mich, ob die "doombuller", welche meinen es würde jetzt noch mal richtig gut hoch gehen, aber dann ganz ganz gaaaaaanz sicher kräftig fallen, zum Schluß auch noch Unrecht haben werden.
Nämlich, wenn der große Crash halt einfach nicht kommt...
Also...
Garnicht...
Voll aus bleibt...
SPX 8500pts und so...

Wie soll man bei den jetzigen Kursen noch groß einsteigen?

Außer full on leverage Lottoscheine mit den uns verfügbaren "Zertifikaten"?

Oh man...

Ich geh duschen.

yes.
I don't eat seafood.

95K accepted MSTR pushing 500

anything < $1 billion is pocket change in current year.

watch face upside down

0/10

leaf

BITTY NO, DON'T DO IT TO EM

Einen großen Crash erwarte ich eigentlich auch nicht mehr. Ein Drawdown, eine "Korrektur" vielleicht, aber auch nicht viel weiter als 4800-4300. Da würde für mich auch der Punkt kommen, wenn ich nen großen Batzen reinhaue. Aber shorts würde ich teilweise weiterlaufen lassen als Abfederung, falls es doch durchrutscht.

*Einen Drawdown

MSTR 502 saylorbros WAGMI

didn't nootice

damn investing in too much garlic always makes me gassy

I just invoosted in natural strawberry fruit spread on homemade whole wheat

I just ordered new in-ear headphones DIRECTLY from CHYNA.

have you considered INVOOSTING instead of GOOMBLING

Yes I have separate accounts for that

youtube.com/watch?v=-aZ8CWA3ij8

all the other bears with the pumped up shorts

better sell better sell

faster than my buys

all the other bears with the pumped up shorts

better sell better sell

faster than my purchase

NO NIGGERS ALOUD

96k almost accepted MSTR going to be at 600 faster than spy

$hood mooning overnight

Futures

youtu.be/B_J0-LSfSMA?si=w4ApYCOvMw8A7oYQ

Does anyone else want to see Bitcoin collapse and Michael Saylor lose everything?

I have far greater grievances with the market paying too much for treasuries than I do with bitcoin

THEY will be LISTENING to YOU!

BASED
(but wrong)

bros....

All crypto is volatile. Nobody actually believes Bitcoin will end up worthless within our lifetimes, especially not now that entire nations are starting to create their own reserves

my penis is bigger than yours.

is it too late to liquate all my positions and go full port into MSTR?

really doubt that you twink fuck, do we need another penis inspection day?

Wasn't the side effect originally permanently stopping your gut from working, even after you stop treatment?

New

This is like being surprised that the chart for the human population over time looks similar.