/smg/ - Stock Market General

RACE: Might be putting in a bottom but remember: "Nothing good happens below the 200 day". Global trade war erupts? Euros get heemed even worse? Chinks onshore luxury markets even more? Those start appearing on the horizon then the 405-435 demand zone might not hold.

I have the most attractive penis itt. I can outpenis anyone.

$rcat is likely headed for $20 if anyone wants a moon ticket.

Churches are racist genocidal apocalypse nonsense.

The new Robinhood "Legend" interface is GAY and USELESS AF. There is no way to look at STOOKS lists and the design visually detracts from the data.

$97k

tf is BTC doing at $97k???
I thought that bitch was going to wander around $85k for another week or two

Put your penis where your mouth is. Lets see that penis boy.

Don't know of that

I don't need some salty germ saving a picture of my cock on his computer, no thank you.

SRRK

Robin Hood sort of collectives are MVPs

my penis is bigger than yours.
im packing a fucking baby arm down there.
I will grab you by the face with my little baby arm and rape you in the mouth with my balls.

bitcoin computer only goes up. it's a new paradigm.

is that the fancy new desktop UI?
I’m not going to fucking pull up robinhood on my fucking laptop

Smol feet, smol peep they say

FI, high gamma low IV option. doesnt really follow the general market. slurp a couple deep itm calls in the morning, like at least 6+ gamma, watch the underlying price climb up like $1, and you make a 100% gain. its a free money cheat for now.

Depends on your timeframe. UAL and DAL seem to have much more unconstrained upside. AAL's got some chopping to do.

I will set the next high score.

Yeah it's absolute shit. The original website is breddy gud and there was no need to make something that is absolute shit.

giantess butt smother calls

Ding Dong

CHECK
THIS
SHIT
THE
FUCK
OUT

He's literally me.

Sony wants to buy Kadokawa

Kadokawa the parent company of others such as Fromsoftware, Spike Chunsoft, Acquire, Gotcha Gotcha Games, FromNetwork

Hell no. They can't even get their exclusives right. When was the last time we got an Ape Escape, Syphon Filter or Dark Cloud game? Sony is clueless.

absolute bottom of the bottom signal here. imagine not buying here in May.

This is a stock exchange, there's nothing you can blow up here.

The only Jap stock worth buying was COVCF.

based on a tip

abdul-malik

Not based
Send that terrorist to a weekend retreat at guantanamo bay

msn.com/en-us/news/crime/the-fbi-arrested-a-man-who-s-been-charged-with-planning-an-attack-on-the-new-york-stock-exchange/ar-AA1usTMg

Stop trying to turn me on, fag

You hear about California businesses being fucked by unemployment insurance? It raises some good questions.

x.com/NeelyTamminga/status/1753196135345270841

I have an intense, almost sexual, passion for D&D and runescape

anyone got that pic of the guy painting the federal reserve on fire

hey bobo check out the bitcoin computer

Abdul Mohad Mesquite

That's my nigga
I ain't seen his ass since grade school
Back when he used to have chest hair dandruff

the tip of my penis dangles in the toilet water while I take a shit

we're so back.

FUTA

Skyrocket

I've seen too many hentais to see where that goes

henlo mister jerome
do you like music or only grateful dead?
youtu.be/oY1CyZ2NUr8

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

FUTA & SUTA

I haven't thought about those terms since I left public accounting in 2021. You'd be surprised how many retarded business owners and bookkeepers don't know how to record that shit properly on their books

russia nukes ukraine but for real

markets blood green

Apparently California is going full... chicken washer in their dealing with the Feds: x.com/webdevMason/status/1859447190625689847

Newsom's probably seething that Kamala lost and wants a bailout.

the voice I read this post in

youtu.be/7y2Jsl5VFTI?si=j9oa-dC5cERgoZKO

is 6 inches uncut ok boo?

Ok serious question then... don't you feel shame when you post that bobo meme? Is it some kind of masochism? Will being a bobo someday be considered as a weird fetish?

FACKINJG NIGGERS

I guess I'll spend this whole weekend re-encoding all of my webms as mp4s...

futures recovering bitcoin mooning its over bobo i have the high ground

that pic

holy shit, absolute artwork
Fucking saved.

M$TR

ever heard of a script, nigga?

MUH KOLD
IS GETTING EVEN MOAR FOOKED

Yes, but I'll still have to do it. I have hundreds of webms, maybe thousands. It will tie up my laptop's CPU for days

Where is your high speed rail network burger fucks? I think only india has worse trains than you

not just deleting them all instead

America large. Train slow. Rails all used for cargo.

most of them are animals for

futures

I need them

Rails all used for cargo.

for max profit for the shareholders
america large isn't an excuse it should be a reason

for max profit for the shareholders

Profit is a signal, a sign of wealth generation. Laying a bunch of track and eating up a bunch of often valuable land so you can travel half as fast as commercial airliners (at best) is a waste.

america large isn't an excuse it should be a reason

Would you take a train from Oslo to Istanbul? No, because that's retarded and would take days. You'd fly instead.

Same if someone in LA wanted to visit family in Chicago.

Commodities

youtu.be/1csr0dxalpI?si=ZHtoBz1SfNuttBo2

I don't have anything at all saved that isn't a personal document. It is very freeing. All you need is to find something fresh each time. I don't have any images saved. I just go and Bing search "elvis pointing upward 1977" each time and then name it NIGGERSANDJEWS in the save dialogue. It's best not to lug around too much baggage.

seems like a lot of work

incredibly based
I used to have gigabytes of 4chin images, categorized, that I kept even after changing machines several times. I had many lulz just going back to that folder and looking at it, but at some I thought it was kinda cringe to have this shit in my computer and deleted it. Big mistake.

FOOOOOOK
went ahead and
SOLD
THAT
KOLD
something is HAPPOONING

Not really. Once you save a single pic and name it NIGGERSANDJEWS then for that day you can just click on it and replace for each one and it will then be named NIGGERSANDJEWS. It only takes a few seconds to search up a pic. It's way less work than TRAIN GETS.

Big mistake

Nah, let it go.

yeah I feel more at ease knowing there's not gigabytes of racist jaypegs in my laptop, but I had some hilarious shit saved that I think I'll never see again

tfw missed out on MSTR

To cling to past lulz is to not have faith in future lulz. There are infinite lulz.

but I yearn for the lulz of old, lulz are not fungible, and existence is pain

you sure it wasn't just a bunch of troll faces and rage comics?

GLAD I did that shit
NATGAS has gone up 2 cents even just since then.
SOMETHING
IS
HAPPOONING

BVNRY bros...

There is an ok train from vegas to L.A. it'll take you 6 hours. In germany it would take you probably 4.5 and that makes alot of difference in practice.
What I really mean is that the same train (drives up to 300 km/h) will in germany have a station in a town with like 35.000 inhabitants (Limburg) with an incredible connection to all over europe. While your small towns just don't have a train station at all.

too big to fail.

If you think about it, a whole pizza is too much for an individual. To make my point clearer: Take bread instead, how many slices would you need for an equivalent to that pizza? Can or would you eat that many slices of bread?

some of it yeah, I was browsing Anon Babble when the whole troll face and spinoff shit started, some of them were pretty good. Some older shit too like those ms comics, but those are probably archived somewhere.

I bet that turkroach is a kurd… or a sunni… or a piece of shite… fuckin brown as fuck n sheeeiiiitttte

Small towns have got truck stops for your short distance travel. Driving's much more flexible and cozy than waiting for tiny commuter trains jammed full of diversity.

Anything longer than a couple hundred miles and, hey, airline tickets are only a few hundred bucks.

sunni is religion. Kurd is an ethnicity

I think you have the same issue as those who have to have increasingly extreme sex fetishes in order to get off. If you put yourself through the program you can get back to a point where you can see the infinite lulz in only the word NIGGERS. You can achieve never needing anyting but saying NIGGERS and being fully satisfied in your need for lulz. Each time you say NIGGERS it is like brand new and no two times of saying NIGGERS are the same. It is like a multifaceted diamond and each facet is its own unique NIGGERS. You can spin it around and look at it at different angles and never run out of fresh ways to see NIGGERS. NIGGERS is really all that you need. Not NIGGERS of course but just NIGGERS.

some people don't have a driver fren how would I meme while traveling

I think you have the same issue as those who have to have increasingly extreme sex fetishes in order to get off. If you put yourself through the program you can get back to a point where you can see the infinite lulz in only the word NIGGERS. You can achieve never needing anyting but saying NIGGERS and being fully satisfied in your need for lulz. Each time you say NIGGERS it is like brand new and no two times of saying NIGGERS are the same. It is like a multifaceted diamond and each facet is its own unique NIGGERS. You can spin it around and look at it at different angles and never run out of fresh ways to see NIGGERS. NIGGERS is really all that you need. Not NIGGERS of course but just NIGGERS.

this is looking to shape up like a mesothelioma 2.0 imo
maybe big pharma will actually get their dick kicked off, unlike pfizer and their clot-shots

Yeah it still stucks. I can sleep or work in a train, and probably get there faster and for less money than driving. But I see there's no real itch to scratch in building a rail network, and it likely wouldn't be profitable for a private company.

you know there was an image of some jap OL squatting on top of a table that was an OP for some shit Anon Babble thread in 2020 that I deeply regret not saving and still think about to this day.

Look man, I'm not gonna argue with a white nigga that is into whatever you just posted. Something is severely wrong in your brain if you think that is attractive compared to other kind of women. We even know you're a techtranny on top of that. Full stereotype faggot

Are you too spastic to spend an hour or two alone with your thoughts? Or some podcasts?

Really any travel long enough for that to be a thing is easily handled, faster, by planes.

admits to either being made out of poop or worshipping it

my penis is bigger than yours.

Driving's much more flexible and cozy than waiting for tiny commuter trains jammed full of diversity

the actual train station I was talking about, wich is btw. an extra station in this town only for this train
youtube.com/watch?v=Plne_sxfgG0

Haha, dick fart.

you can probably find it in the archive by filtering to year and just OP posts

my penis is bigger than yours.

5 bitcoin computers please.

I think you have the same issue as those who have to have increasingly extreme sex fetishes in order to get off. If you put yourself through the program you can get back to a point where you can see the infinite lulz in only the word JEWS. You can achieve never needing anyting but saying JEWS and being fully satisfied in your need for lulz. Each time you say JEWS it is like brand new and no two times of saying JEWS are the same. It is like a multifaceted diamond and each facet is its own unique JEWS. You can spin it around and look at it at different angles and never run out of fresh ways to see JEWS. JEWS is really all that you need. Not JEWS of course but just JEWS.

don't be like that. At least you don't have to pay property taxes in your trailer park

NATGAS 2.30

GLAD I SOLD KOLD JUST A LITTLE BIT AGO
HOLY FUCK
SOMETHING
IS
HAPPOONING

That would require effort, but I might have to unironically do that some time. It will be like digging up that long lost ancient hentai only to open it up and be once again sickened by the contents and filled with deep regrets.

I would 9/11 my dick straight into your forehead if I ever had your address.

Post it or shut up. Simple as.

Really any travel long enough for that to be a thing is easily handled, faster, by planes.

not sure I agree, having to count transport to/from airport, but trains are also great for going shorter distances. Think Seattle to Portland, I don't have to drive and then figure out wtf to do with my car, and I can relax or do something in the 3 hour ride (which should be more like 2 but whatever). I think it should be cheaper too, it's $53 now (don't feel like doing the math). But it does suck right now and this train is routinely late.

Come to germany first, then I'll tell you where we can meet.

I'm trapped until open

this is a Hitler neighborhood keep moving.

I am too in one account. NATGAS still heading up too.

Hitler was really effeminate

to settle this once and for all
I will post my hand
hope you are satisfied fellow whites

based

kek

I WILL 9/11 MY PENIS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR FOREHEAD.
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

bought shares of intel pre market earlier today

SHIT
I MEANT TREE TURTY
and now it is TREE TURTY TREE already
SOMETHING
IS
HAPPOONING
and HEATING OIL is RED so this is not WEATHER it is GEOPOLITICAL
but
OIL
I
L
isn't going up so
WTF
T
FUUUUUUUCK

No more hate dick picks, one incident is enough.
Why would you do something like that?

I saw what looked like a good entry, expected it to pump a bit today and it all took a shit
I still think I'll be up by the end of the week

No more hate dick picks

you can't tell me what to do

ok goodnight /smg/

my penis is bigger than yours.

welp looks like we need an emergency penis inspection, but first we should place bets. heres mine

The perfect balance to roids. We are going to turn obese American piggies into aryan supersoldiers.

$98k devastatingly rejected

omg this homo actually postin dicks on here, but first of all:

filename

tumblr_

HE POSTIN DICKS AND ITS NOT EVEN HIS OWN DICK

holy fuck this dudes naked calls are getting absolutely gaped. his shares going to get called, and hes still going to be on the hook for another 9000 shares. this guy is going to be almost $5million in debt tomorrow morning lmao

reddit.com/r/thetagang/comments/1gvrm0k/mstr_update_delta_hedged_4400_shares_against_135

I miss her

ualberta.ca/en/folio/2024/11/weight-loss-drug-found-to-shrink-heart-muscle.html

Ozempic shrinks heart muscles

Not sure if its legit, but if real, mega bearish for pharma stocks

That's not red hair though

no it was just a semi permantent color girl thing

why smg not on biz anymore?

no duh sherlock holmes.

next case the case of why you only go on here when you're drunk

FUK U, NIGR, I WIL RAEP UR MOUTH TO DETH N SHITTTT

RAGGIE

And just like that fully recovered, fuck it, I'm out.

If you aren't posting your own dick then that's just gay. I fucking hate /smg/ when it gets spammed by dick. It should be a rule everyone has to post their actual cock here at least once to post at all.

Americans will love their electricity prices

We must boycott Canada bakes

That guy do kinda got a spear there though kinda long kinda hard a dicklet can’t compete (me)

yeah thanks alot everyone talking about that fake dick instead of admiring mine. I know it's smol

Anon relax. We aren't here to dick shame. We are all kings here.

Your dick has been touched by a woman. Mine hasn’t. I’m not going to dick ride you

Ass and pussy smells bad 1 hour after showering.
Virgins wont accept this statement.

Don't care, I get off to it.

she was not much of a princess but her pussy tasted sweet. I think it might be about testosterone or something like that. Blondes usually taste very sweet am I wrong? Not a pussy eating pro.

solved that it's genetics

ok you may talk about financial advice now

I'm glad you are at peace anon.

I'm wondering if it would be crazy to have it puts on MSTR soon.

NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /SMG/

I went long on MSTR with a x3 leverage and on NVDA with a x10 leverage yesterday. Im down 26% on NVDA and up 36% on MSTR.

I'm wondering if it would be crazy to have otm puts on MSTR soon.

Fixed

Can anyone explain to me why MSTR is still pumping this hard?

only crazy thing about it is that it's a bit like shorting elon musk if I hear the name michael saylor one more time

Because BTC is pumping

Good example. No way Tesla should have the market cap it does but a short position is just as absurd on it.

Mstr is heading to $20000. Le Japonais was off to a good start with his MSTX...too bad he pussied out prematurely.

If only i had bought it at 3€..

its over... the bear season has started

Bear markets

youtu.be/eoIniko3sO0?si=dKxusRzZI4w0F26d

Based

Yurobros... my boss is explaining that the HVAC market is slowing down... it's impacting our projects... it's over...

who should I buy puts on tomorrow.
Very Small Calculator, or Tiny Approach

You have no idea how short I am.

HVAC

Clean air bro's?

KOLDanon I demand refund!!

having an entire folder of dicks is gay, like the bros that have hunter biden dick collection with videos.

but my folder of strange and random images that has both dicks and pussies and boobs, and a bunch more like picrel is not gay. I actually counted and there are two more dicks in the folder of 108 images. figured I'm saving weird photos with nude women, I would be leaving out 50% of the population if I only had women in the folder. TO BE CLEAR THO, I don't go looking for dicks, they sometimes pop up in a tumblr exploration of fine art photography blogs

Is Tumblr still a thing? I thought it died after porn was banned.

20,000 doesn't sound possible, but if it was you would be able to swing your way up.

always try to 2x

always sell too early

always get distracted from stock trading by looking for another job

have actually lost more in unrealized/unsought gains because of selling before job interviews

Do you think NVDA will go back down to 120 before another run up, so I can buy nvdx and regain my honour in a santa rally to 160? I have fumbled the bag so many times it's unbelievable to me.

nah they gave up on porn ban quietly

The site still has a lot of active users, those who stuck around are autists, so they cool. Hell, I found a few blogs that are more racist than pol. they will most likely get banned, but they are likely so overwhelmed that they will take ages to get around to banning racists as long as porn bots and "Palestinian" scammers are around.

why is sp still bleeding?
we're due for atleast $1000 pump, this crabbing makes everyone nervous

my dude get a part time job that barely covers rent, then a few hours a week for job hunt, the rest on stock market and reading books by the masters.

It's a giantess world, men just live in it.

This is some cucks wife now...

What are you doing to appease your god /smg/?

You know MSTX is actually the 'perfect' etf. Instead of being scared to hold, you can just buy the morning dip and then sell the 2:30 PM rip. If Bitcoin dumps overnight you don't buy, because MSTR will dump 1.5x as hard and MSTX 3 times as hard. You don't have to "hold" an ETF like NVDX or TSLL, wondering if you'll get randomly fucked.

If only the USA wasn't gay we could have the Graniteshares 3X etf like they do in France.

the "myspace 2003" aesthetic is now nostalgic for zoomers the way "1985 tetris" was for me

It's over.

INTC, QCOM & PFE here. Not buying value ever again. Only CSCO is holding up. Mememiners and hope for the best is the strategy going forwards.

some guy on biz sold 1m worth of btc and everyone's saying he's a dumbass and will rope next year
these people are fucking allergic to realizing gains, holy shit

Jeet defense class for average white women

i honestly want to invest in 3rd world exchanges but it seems like too much of a hassle

Wonder if DJT will crab for a month and suddenly begin running up again in January.

DNUT

yeah so as of today i could've 2.5x my KOLD puts
i sold to get out for cost basis

First use of an ICBM in war today, a non nuclear demonstrative payload. Nothing continues to happen. But it is closer to a happening than ever before.

So... Calls on LMT?

LMT

eh, insider where expecting it like a week ago, priced in.

Uhhh guys, the McRib is coming back in 2 more weeks. This has always coincided with a recession.

I was put on this earth to break bucks and impregnate brown women. Born to fuck.

Is it time to buy AMD yet?

Every time I see your retarded posts I start to wonder if you're a rich genius shitposting or just a genuine fucking idiot also shitposting. It's 50/50 at this point.

I love money and giant women.

The videos of the MIRV vehicle reentry (6 warheads, each accompanied by decoys) through a low cloud cover are just beautiful.
twitter.com/BackAndAlive/status/1859543090396053826

isn't it literally the opposite?

not until CEO changes, nvidia literally passed their stock by 10x

THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!

franklinrs.com/does-the-mcrib-mcrecession/

Banana top signal, dump your bananas right now.

AFlorida man

I read that thread. He should've sold half.

A limited strategic nuclear exchange between near-peer adversaries should be your base case. Anything else is just wishful thinking.

When you think about it this is art.

real

Back the fuck off, Florida man is based! You never know what he'll do next

does MSTR have a top, or does everyone just get in, take the amount of money they want, and get out?

Honestly it'd be cooler if there was a visible explosion from the descending projectiles.
The russian military bloggers namely rybar and colonelcassad have very accurate expectations for the pace of the war and the nature of the conflict. An actual nuclear exchange is unlikely because russia's friends don't want it and it doesn't suit the (americans).

he's saying that it looks like they wrote "AFlorida"

I am referring to the fact that he's obviously not a real American

wow wtf its just like yesterday

I didnt read it but yeah that's definitly a muslim shitskin

NVDA just went positive in futures, the King can't be stopped!

MELT UP!

Just sold in my other account shortly ago
got raped twice!

Looking good this morning.

Already at $7 pre-market though, is the contract worth so much that they'd continue pumping?

For BASED BOILers yes
but us KOLD KALL KLANers got LYNCHED in the night
NIGGERS AND JEWS
every
fucking
time

morning bros

Giant women confirmed the goddesses of gains! Let's all worship giant women!

Trading Economics says this NATGAS poomp is WEATHER.
WHY DID IT START POOMP AT 1 A M

NVDA

PREMARKET

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

Ate pizza for breakfast after jogging. If I had held my MSTR I bought last week I'd be up another 7000 dollars. I don't know why I sold for a 20% gain. That was retarded, in hindsight.

it was a SHAKE OUT

Yeah TOO BAD you dont have le x3 leverage on MSTR

idk its already going down. pretty sure the top was reached for a while

reminder
this is STILL president joe's economy and stock market
and i'm STILL ridin with him

Why does he look like he's thinking "FIRE FIRE"

Why does he look like he's thinking

he thinks he's thinking

he doesnt know

that stance...

Good morning Europoors. How's the market?

This is just blatant money laundering.

I'm still training my models on AMD CPUs. I don't want any non-free drivers on my machines.

amazon pumping

bought so it stopped pumping immoderately

anyway amazon should have a gap up, thin retracement to 210

Is this real?

pretty impressive right? he read all those books!

Just had another bowl of ice cream.. haven't even had breakfast yet.

BASED

MSTR to $550 jesus. I follow some guy on twitter who's still holding his Jan 2026 LEAPS from december 2023. Up 150x

GUYS WHAT DO I BUY today. Is HOOD STILL GOING TO THE MOON. HELP ME

_<

ROKU.

$155k roughly, $40k cash to add more, what do I buy to make the most of this bull? Do I go all in UPRO? Help

MSTX
MYTE
QUBT
RCAT
SOXL

This is pretty fucked.
Someone was modeling bitcoin's price to be something like logrithmic? (erf?) I can't seem to find it now.

Good morning frens
DRIP is approaching 52 week lows

SPXU puts
LMND
DXYZ
TAN (a lot of people are missing this one.)

oh and DDOG and BYRN
all doin a little sumpin

That one Anon here knows his shit NIGGERS he must be JEW I love the TALMUD and will listen to him moar.
I DENOUNCE
NATGAS AND OIL

I am all for RCAT. SOXL has not moved at all.

Someone was modeling bitcoin's price to be something like logrithmic? (erf?)

Looking at the historic price chart it seems exponential to me. It roughly doubles during havening cycles which is how I previously understood it to work.

All I know is mine I boughted yesterday is up 7 poo cent this morning

rooskies are chimping out with icbms, should we be buying puts?

LEVERAGE is ok if you make money

SOXL sucks all the gains up maintaining its leverage. It's a retarded etf. I think about half the people here suggest it ironically and the other half think they're being serious and don't understand what's going on.

SOXL and LINK Bois are the same

US Initial Jobless Claims Nov 20th: 213K (est 220K; prev 217K; prevR 219K)

- Continuing Claims Nov 9th: 1908K (est 1880K; prev 1873K; prevR 1872K)

Eeeeh.. Continuous claims rising and market moons?
We are still at

bad news is good news

?

NVDA almost 150$

Oh, ok

This feels like 2021 to me. Might be time to move to defensive stocks and cash for a while. Too much gambling in the market right now.

LINK Bois

I had forgotten how fucking retarded Anon Babble was.

nows the time to be gambling

All it did was give me a little bit of lube on the RAPE i took from KOLD.

missing out on the turkey trot rally AND the santa rally

MSTR pumping endlessly is making me want to kms. Shit is probably NVDA at $30 and I'm refusing to buy because it already pumped a little. I'm never gonna make it.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Some folk music for your trading: youtube.com/watch?v=nk7LrGae8fM&list=RDGMEMpBkrRsgmbnoWVzfUhAA61g

right here at you bud

30:00

Based.

It depends on where you see BTC topping. If this cycle it tops at 250k, yes you are not too late. I am a patient man however and will full port into MSTR OTM LEAPS once btc is entirely into deep bear territory. Might have wait 3 years but that's okay, 100x gains will make up for it

LETS FUCKING GO!

Nice.

Based

NVDA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X10000000

My whole portfolio is up ~1/6 since the election and up 0.7% already today. Man I'm having a good time.

Damn look at SNOW computer

damn was i wrong, holy fuck

Fake and gay

MSTR

Was late to my wage cage today, overslept

No gift bag for you this week

So many cocks will get sucked today

My gains are gone from pre market.. JETOME you bloody bastard!

I have no meetings and work remotely on Thursday. It's almost like a day off if I get everything done on Wednesday.

Jews at it again...

Noooo! I'll have to switch to dubstep now.

Need TSLA to die.

STOP SELLING

Looked at SNOW yesterday

of course

just got rugpulled and my stool was tiny this morning. very emasculating.

RIVN AND LCID U PIECE OF GARBAGE GO UP

is this because the russia shit? why didn't premarket care? i don't understand

there better not be any GME baggies in this thread

Your fault for not worshipping giant women.

BOILbrahs

No, it's just a few last pump and dumps. You gotta make goy feel safe and unbeatable

It's up like 50% in the past month or so wtf

Why on Earth would you buy RIVN?

Cause it was 10 dollars. It looked good.

I know and sold when the sad Q3 came out but hoped it would jump back but it hasnt ;-;

is it ogre?

OI, I thought Black Friday is tomorrow thanks to Alibaba/Aliexpress. They start in 8 hours 15 min with Black Friday.

I'm gonna buy CHINESE exclusively (and european)

This market is cursed and making money hurts

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

affirmative

Kind of disappointed BABA didn't move after the Qwen 2.5 turbo announcement but maybe that's too niche for the market to really understand.

Yes, I don't even know what that is.

Calm down Canada, it's still a dogshit meme stock and it's going into bankruptcy within the year. They're losing revenue and won't be able to survive the democrats sewer sliding the markets when Trump takes office. With the cash on hand, their fair value is $3. I can't wait to watch this slow motion car crash back to $13

earnings in the rear view

news in the rear view

good TA

doesn't matter. hedge funds collude to move the market for their benefit.

they heard you

Why is GOOG getting raped this hard on no news?

wow such v

no news

antitrust is finally raping them and more is coming

Qwen 2.5 is their highly coherent model with public weights. It's good enough you can replace copilot (Microsoft/openai's auto completion tool.)
The recent "turbo" version has 1 million tokens of context ("about ten full length novels or 1 million Chinese characters.")

It's fucking insane. They've been absolutely stomping domestic AI companies but no one talks about it for some reason.

investors

DOJ trying to break them up and lawsuits/fines every other day

How much gains before EOD if I dump $16k into MSTR rn

Will set limit sale at +10%

GOOG

Good. Fuck them.

Bout three fiddy

Yeah as a software engineer I'm happy to watch them eat shit. I hope AAPL is next.

I like seeing GOOG go down because im an Elon fanboy and Elon haters are buying GOOG because they cope that Waymo is better than Tesla

inb4 whats Waymo?

exactly.

Waymo is objectively better than Tesla though.

ITS GOING DOWN. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did these retards decide to gimp their own website?

objectively better

in the two places on this planet where its designed to work, i presume?

NONE
O
NIGGERS
E

That's all, folks!

Citron just published a short report claiming it decoupled from Bitcoin. Will the market care? Who knows

$nvda green at open whaddya know.

Waymo paid trips per week

150k

Tesla robotaxi paid trips per week

0

If you divide the cash on hand by the shares I think you get over $10 a share?

its finally over for mstr

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

sold SNOW +30%

sold NVDA +3%

my earn quota is met
i'll look around for another buy targets after the midday dump

this is crab shit
go down for real

whats wrong with it?

Wow what a fucking stock market

Someone post that stock market crash video

Yesterday's gains evaporated when the market opened.

this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=_2kEjZSMj6I

MSTR status report?
Do I jump ship, or tie myself to the mast ?

C'est fini

COMMON V RECOVER

Jump ship. It’s about to tank. Jews all united on bearish short reports this morning hence the crash.

maybe a good time to get cheaps if you can as the market manipulators are trying to push it down

I’m kinda bored of CoD. I’ve gotten the hang of it now and it sucks even more..

please just dump so i can ape everything into sp500 i keep justing myself so much its actually frigthening

Looking good bro

It’s true

It’s fucking true

The second I buy

short report published within 1 minute

The second I sell

bullish news literally immediately dropped

It’s not even schizophrenic. It’s a fact. Wtf!??

SELL SELL SELL SELL

Thank you based anon

i entered amazon at 205 this morning. it's not just you getting fucked.

Biden cancelled the recession a couple of years ago in case you've forgotten

Qs still going to end the day +1.5%

YES BABY IT GOING BACK GREEN. I AM NOT EMOTIONAL BABY

God damn, two V's?

This is the worst ID I've ever gotten

please tell me michael finished slamming the ATM button

KEK

yes, BOY, gay.

trans-BOY, Fuckin gay

transboy faggot gay
Hah!

totally no jewish tricks there :)

kek

he sold at the local bottom

Kek i know you did it anon

You are now the thread sex toy. Post bussy

crab violence

j-just shaking off the paper hands!

Trans boy, fucking gay.

You think that's fucked up, NATGAS is going UP instead of DOWN.
THA KOLD KALL KLAN IS GETTING LYNCHED

Appropriate scope is an important part of system design.

Kek
I remember an anon getting KEK one time in his ID

T-bills boy, Fuck Gays
That's a strong ID, everyone who disagrees is f-ing gay.

going up?

slow methodical candles raising over a day

going down?

ONE VIOLENT CANDLE TOTALLY NORMAL

My RDDT doing a lil something.

I forgot we can't say ćuck here, now that is gay

site goes down

stock gaps up

kek

LOL

bought one share of mstx

NOW it dumps

Based
I like it

MSTR feels like a once in a lifetime thing. Bitcoin is going to 185k if it follows the cycle, MSTR going to 1500. MSTX will hit 1200. The 3x will hit more than that. A good time to make gains.

SMG has the best IDs

the entire nasdaq just rolls over and dies

Double V are gay

This nigga lookin like he want sum.. Pistol to his face if he owe sum..

Some people probably made money on link, a few years ago.

You disagree that MSTR has decoupled from Bitcoin? Market seems to believe this.

So they got the "rape em kid" and we got the "gay t boy."

Bitcoin follows inflation MSTR follows bitcoin. Eventually the derivatives will suck the energy out of BTC and it will go down when we have a recession next year, creating deflation/disinflation again. Bitcoin will then run up again after the recession when market growth creates more inflation.

It cannot fully decouple simply because Saylor aims to keep it essentially moving at 1.5x Bitcoin, almost like an etf. If other people choose to fomo into MSTR then it will run faster, as seen during bitcoin pumps. People are fomoing in because "100k soon" is the meme of the day.

Buy RIVN

Instantly goes red

KEK

when was it ever coupled? people believing it was are the real retards. stock market and crypto market have nothing to do with each other

tBOY

Tits and pussy with timestamp.

toplel

its fucking over sell now.

Hey I think I'm in that screencap

Derivatives will probably create a floor for the dumps too. I stand by my prediction that bitcoin will be less volatile going forward.

big tech shitting itself

russell pumping

It's like opposite day. What is this shit?

JEROME CUT THE BEPIS
AHHHHHHHHHH

I'd buy some DRIP right about here if I had any available cash

$rcat still headed to $20

This market needs to drop off a cliff

its interesting that eu divvy stocks are much cheaper than us divvy stocks. if they pay a dollar of divvy its almost never available under $100

Man I've got to stop fucking around with options.

thank you market gods for the 505 open that let me out of my qqq calls with a small gain

I'd wait a day or two judging by WTI futures unless there's something special about their term structure you know about.

15% down RAAA

DE up 5.6%

Damn tractor chads can't stop winning.

I'm gonna buy CHINESE exclusively (and european)

Anon the way to go is to buy nothing, or second hand, or make your own handcrafted items as gifts. I will celebrate Black Friday by making a batch of chili sauces with my own chillis from the garden. They are great gifts and people will remember me when they eat them.

No, just looking at the yearly chart.

FULL V RECOVERY NOW
YAAY!

is this because the russia shit? why didn't premarket care? i don't understand

The russian ICBM strike in Dnipro was a nothingburger. It had non-exploding warheads, and destroyed a few garages, an outhouse in a rehabilitation center for the disabled, and random garden sheds. They wasted a perfectly functional missile to put a show for propaganda. It isn't clear what even the message was.

wait but when you're fat the muscle around your heart builds up because it has to work harder. it would make sense.

We should short NVR.