/smg/ - Stock Market General

Oceanlab is my jam!!!!

This is a fucking classic!

livescience.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/gotta-catch-em-all-how-pokemon-go-covertly-captured-your-data-for-years-to-train-a-massive-ai-model

Pokemon Go redditors were tricked into being beta testers for geolocation mapping

Bullish for AI stonks

I'm smiling so hard ima need plastic surgery to take the smile off of my face!

As hard as I try...I simple cannot beat the market in a combo of VOO/VTI

POWER HOUR PLEASE
KEEP THIS PUMP GOING
SEMIS NEED TO GO HIGHER
DON'T STOP THE TRANCE MUSIC
WE'RE ALL MAKING MONEY
JEROME

USA will increase its GDP tenfold in the next 5 years thanks to AI. I haven't figured out who will buy all the produced stuff when everyone is without the job though.

Giantess appreciators make the biggest gains on smg.

Love giant women and losing money today after being up all early morning.

Bikes are just an absolute shit mode of transportation. It's impossible to dress appropriately, they're too fast to mix with pedestrians, too slow to mix with cars, expensive to maintain like cars without really buying you much over walking.

I hate bikes and I hate bike fags. Also most of these towns are way more walk able than these armchair urban planners make them out to be. If you really want to bitch about something bitch about the housing developments in the US where they have one outlet onto a 50mph two lane highway with no shoulder or sidewalks and a 5 minute drive to the nearest gas station.

Based

So we went from Loli to Black women to Giant women. What's the next /smg/ fetish that will get spammed all day?

What other stocks are good for GTS lovers?

tiny women?

Breast expansion

It's impossible to dress appropriately

Lose weight, fatty.

We should do vore next.

Small caps matter, they’re undervalued

Not sure what being fat has to do with it. You're going to get way hotter peddling than you will walking. The extreme change in temperature plus the wind means it's impossible to dress appropriately.
Also I'm not fat.

whaaaaat??? bro you are straight up trippin, Krispy Kreme is nothing like walmart donuts

what KK aught to do tho, is set up shop on the edge of a metro area, transport donuts out to neighboring small towns, I went to a small mining town last weekend, no donut shop in the entire town, so if you show up with a van of donuts all the blue collar bros are gonna be climbing over each other to buy.

cody_(dross)

Good taste in femboys.

At least where I live Walmart sells boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts. I assumed that's what he's talking about.

SOUN is riding high off bullish news this morning regarding their new acquisition’s customers having massive productivity boosts

They are due to announce a new partnership with a pizza chain (likely Dominos) likely within the next month as well. When this occurs I expect it to rocket to $10 with new floor of at least $8. Extremely bullish and can see this becoming a palantir level jump in the next couple years. Thoughts ?

Everything has moved already so if you aren't in then you'll be risking holding through a correction.

USA

produced stuff

what do they still produce?

transport donuts out to neighboring small towns

A lot of donut companies do that already, except they sell through grocery stores. My local KR stores sell donuts that a local company (I won't dox myself by naming them) delivers each morning. The donut stand in the KR stores even have that other company's branding on it. They're also better than DNKN or DNUT.

Elon Musk is such a turbocringe faggot, kek

agriculture (one of the biggest exports in pure $), automobiles, aerospace vehicles and equipment, machinery and electronics, natural gas and oil

40% GAP DOWN SUNDAY

really genius to pump the stock and make it trend on wsb then dump it so retards panic sell

biting on shitroach bait

Anon...

DAS right

dammit

Agriculture

somebody post the list with US at the top and netherlands on the second spot. I'll post an overlop of netherlands with the US in return.

fuck it, I'll do it in advance

SMCI put anon..

Sell losers before they turn into bigger losers

the divorce broke his brain

I was told that’s a female woman

NVDA green

this track goes kinda hard

an axe to grind

That sounds VERY gay

The Netherlands isn't 30% niggers and mexicans though.

No, just a hairless male.

I HATE WASH SALES I HATE WASH SALES
FUCKING TRIGGERED ONE FOR MSFT AND NOW IT'S GOT ME TRAPPED. WHY DON'T BROKERAGES GIVE YOU A WARNING BEFORE YOU BUY?

Netherlands is 2nd because it sells ridiculously overpriced horticultural shit to consumerist women and fags. The greenhouse shit they do is pretty impressive tho

CDC employees set to sign in opposition to RFK getting in office

That's funny how they are doing that while the jabs and ozempic are fucking with people's health lately

i bought MSTR at $530

oh no he’s supporting Gaetz

Sounds based to me

mostly CIA seurveilence tools that subjects pay for themselves.

Every time I have to think about taxes while trading I think of that one guy who kamikazed the IRS in hi cesna.

Checked
I was referring more to him saying Gaetz is America's Judge Dredd two days before Gaetz resigned because he can't keep his dick out of underaged pussy (AND PAYING IT FOR VIA VENMO)

But on the back of an Iphone it says

Designed in California

Assembled in China

imagine caring about wash sales?
just make the trade

better to make money and pay taxes than miss out on something because youre afraid of wash sales

In addition to its other fun side effects apparently Ozempic also causes uncontrollable liquid shits, I recently learned

and

Bugged in Israel

NVDA Chads stay winning. MSTR baggies thanks for playing.

Ozempic is literally destroying the gut health of millions of fat lazy retards who can’t even bring themselves to stop being so gluttonous to the point they pay for a prescription drug that is killing them and for that it is incredibly based. Respect

I wonder if some of the new ones will blow up on command.

youtube.com/live/m2FE6aPLWMs?si=8PThEIUD9DhCgSmZ

yeah love how that one fag is nowhere to be seen now but was being a huge dick the past retard pump days

damn glad I never even touch pharmaphags. You'll take a pill that fixes one thing but causes another thing, complete nonsense. wish I had sold my WW at the peak of their ozempic generic news, but lesson learned.

This bull market has proven that I am the next Warren Buffett. Nothing can go wrong, only up and to the right. This is 2070 paradigm shift, happening NOW. Supermoney made from compacted Chinese EVs. visual JavaScript builders in the hands of yearning black children

i'm here retard

Dude short NVR

visual JavaScript builders in the hands of yearning black children

I will eat my mechanical keyboard if I see black kids doing anything remotely useful with AI beyond cheating at their homework.

Yeah half the pharma ads I see on TV now are to fix side effects of other shit. Then you read the fine print or listen to the legal voiceover about the side effects of the new pill and it's like suicide, depression, heart attacks, seizures, all kinds of awful shit kek.

He resigned because he wants to show his peers he’s all in for the AG role. They should know he’s giving up his seat in Congress for it when they vote.

What's the difference between good and bad head?

He already withdrew from AG consideration though

i was only holding shares and closed all my positions for a like $200 gain, could have had more if i closed earlier, but if i held until now i would be in a loss, so yea i guess well see what happens in a few days

I have yet to meet a girl who can actually good head.

Yeah I shouldn't have said resigned, meant withdrew like said

I feel so sorry for you, but your statement seems like you have experience that determines men give better oral sex.

Reminder baggie's on record saying he sucked a dick before so you can't really take him seriously about what's gay and what's not

You haven't felt true bliss.

Yeah, the full story is he resigned from his House seat to prevent the sex report from coming out before his AG confirmation hearings... then ended up withdrawing from the AG nomination anyway because all the stuff in the sex report would have come up regardless.

this nigga be spitting facts fr fr

Trump should've never picked him. Too many distractions and red flags. Most of these people are degenerates but not all of them are as dumb as Gaetz. I saw a compilation of him "owning the libs" and one of the clips was just him doing an old George Carlin bit at a presser. Fucking cringe

The current transit agreement governing the flow of Russian gas through Ukraine is set to expire on January 1, 2025.

When and what do I buy? And when do I sell?

I've never tried men. I doubt they're much better.
I kind of like the attention but there's teeth and everything.

man if he that horny, he shouldn't be working in politics, horny dudes get burned hard in politics. Look at Bill Clinton.

If I were him I'd put my money away in half long term half divies to live off of, get myself a construction job and fuck bitches every other day, maybe show up to work when my dick needs recovery.

Short oil.

Good bitches can avoid teething your cock, and they do some shit with their tongue that feels amazing. Ex gf was a dick sucking pro, and she seemed to really enjoy it too, so it happened every night we were together. I probably totaled like a gallon of cum down her throat.

this track is very uplifting

basefd

JUSTICE FOR MARIUS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE MARKET IS COLLAPSING BY 10 POINTS, DO 3 MINI-V IN A 10 MIN TIMESPAN

The most uplifting track i ever heard from arming was "sunny days" ft that singer from nsync or backstreet boys.

Man I love good electronic music!

TSLA has been in this range set on Monday all damn week. Whichever way it finally breaks is going to be a huge move.

Redpill me on the TXSE

You guys remember "drowning in your love" it was an avicii edit of a ferry corsten cut, that might be one of the most uplifting tracks ever made.

ROOT

LUNR

LAAC

MARA

All my memes are green

It's ironic the most uplifting track all time was titled drowning

EVERYBODY SEND HELP TO THE MARKETS

WE ARE THE MARKET
WE ARE THE CHEATERS

youtu.be/s3wNuru4U0I?si=ed50Z1idf0FtGZjk&t=26

Maybe the lowest IQ post I've ever read here. What's your portfolio so I can inverse you.

I really don't like music with lyrics.

The whole another world is sending it, this is it love, cheers! <3

WHAT THE FUCK

Interlinked AlgobotHFT playground of Citaldel, Sasquatch, big ETF shops and all the discount broker selling their order flow to Citadel.
I guess it will be hugely successful and usher in 5 digit SPX.
Every sell order will be rerouted there and will be buywashed.

5 digit SPX.

LFG

I used to sing, it's easy to share music you can sing via mouth, but I agree with you too. The best parts can't be made via voice. One of my favorite songs all time is "whipping post" it's an old southern rock song, but there is this rift where it's fucking unable to explain how it sounds with words and you have to hear it for yourself. All man's brothers band

We are the ones who make a greener day, so let's start cutting
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own bags

Genuinely interested
Why?

Where will Juan Soto call home next year?

Now..

8Off the record!

SOXL

You ever read Gulliver's travels?

anyone watch MartinShkreli2022 on twitch? I don't even touch pharma or bio but still watch him ocassionally, he knows a lot about the inside mechanisms of wall st

just said that most of the hedge funds aren't shorting anymore after GME. Thats not a good sign, we need a good balance of longs and shorts.

Guys, I have groundbreaking news:

Fetterman on Gaetz withdrawal: 'I didn't see that coming'

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

DING DING DING DING DING

we are the quants

we want the easing

we want the rates to be negative so Powell LET'S START GIVING

THER ARE CUTS YOU WILL BE MAKING

GO 50 OR GO BUST

I am financially ruined.

She's probably 5' 6" and I'm not interested in midgets.

-1.5%, it's ogre

+2.54%
thank you SOXL

YANG/FETTERMAN 2028

Pistorius loyalty towards Scholz is wrong. SPD would have a realistic chance with him (even though I don't think he'll be that much better. but that is not what it is about).

all I had to do was buy soxl in october 2022 and sell a year later

all I had to do was buy nvidia in october 2023 and sell a year later

all I had to do was buy djt in september 2024 and sell a month later

when I see a stock going down I think "it'll probably bottom at 100" and then buy at 120 entirely on impulse, then sell at 121 on impulse while it goes to 140

There is something just straight up wrong with my head. I can see where a good buy is and then my hands won't comply and I make all the most retarded moves. I think I've come to terms with the fact I will never be rich, I don't have the luck.

Shouldn’t have sold. No idea why I did.

Valid edit

2.6 up due to EVTOL stocks. these babies are gonna fly next year, getting that priced in.

You have to not care. This is why you also win on paper trading. You don't care. But when you use real money, you start fuckin up. And not even fuckin up. You might be winning, small wins. But they turn into frustration and then you'll lose big.

Up 0.2%, it was a weird day

Boing glunk slosh wobble jiggle

I love big soft tits

Your faith in giant women wasn't enough.

placing faith in women

Ishygddt

I focus on frequent dividend payers to maintain positions and really think to myself "is it worth losing X/month income for this Y gain"

+1.36%, breddy comfy day. Looked a little scary there for a while this morning

That's what's funny, I don't care anymore because I realize I was born to be poor but I'm wondering why I can call bottoms and tops -relatively- but keep buying impulsively or selling impulsively.

Ozempic is hilarious

Where's Soto signing

YEN CARRY TRADE
STOCK MARKET CRASH

Like 3.6% on active trades.

MVPs: RCAT, LUNR, SEZL (hate that name every time I see it)
Laggards: SRRK, MYTE, BKTI
Bought: AOSL
Sold: Nada

Quiet day recalculating weightings and planning buys/sells. Felt like some stuff pulled back near close - profit taking?

That's not even new news, I heard it shrinks muscles in the heart.

Yeah I've done aural training and can sing on key. I do like folk music but most electronic music with lyrics is just awful so I reflexively avoid it.

Where's Soto signing?

yup, mental game is half the battle, most bros only focus on the other half. I started to realize the mental side when all the books I read started repeating themselves (keep emotions out, don't trade on emotion) and then it really hit home with trader vic, dude dedicated the last half of his book to the mental and emotional side.

Now that the market is over, I have been considering deep existential issues. Brunette women > blondes... although blondes have been the nicest to me.

-0.24%

+!.2% Not bad.

+0.98%

Finally back to positive for the week.
Still wish I had sold on the 12th

Fear of loss. The dark side is strong in you..

That's the new news, they had the "uncontrollable shits once your stomach stops functioning" news close to a year ago

I work with a guy who's sextuple-vaxxed and also on Ozempic. He's gotta be a ticking time bomb. Also his doctor told him he's losing muscle mass and he wants to increase his dosage because he's plateauing. Fucking kek

I don't follow sports at all.

+0.65%

1.07%

little red from $googl $hood and $ba

the "first is free" statement starts seeming pretty accurate. every meme i tried was massively profitable the first time but only ate of those gains the second time

Hopefully the Dominican Republic or wherever he's from.

I never had any formal training, but I developed an ability to spasm the diaphragm below my lungs and rolls tounge to create tons of sounds. I did percussion in the school band, which never got me on a drum set, but ended up learning keyboards and everything to do with a drum.... I gave all of that up years ago.

0.5% climbin back out of the hole.

Fair enough
Fuck you!

These kinds of stories are why I don't even bother going to the doctor.

Techies

Pharmies

Anon Babble told me for 2 years LUNR was a meme stock

now I'm rich

lamo suck it

Wagies

How many of these do you have..? Is this AI? If yes, then AI was a mistake

Quit gambling on sports you degenerate. Also, the Yankees suck. They got out moneyballed by the Doyers. Pathetic!

Anyway I'm just going to wage forever. I didn't "have to do anything" but kept buying and selling after 10% up. This lifestyle is probably not for me.

Nah. Some chounyuu images I have are AI, but I just got all them from Pixiv, Deviantart, and Chounyuu.com

Holding seems to be the better strategy. Especially if you have no impact on the market.
But this market also is.. very special.

-0.04%, but I closed a bunch of positions in the green, including DNUT, which I'm hoping isn't going to pump tomorrow and make me look like an idiot.
I missed out on the last thirty minutes because I was busy giving IT support to a boomer over the phone.

-1.3% Could be much worse considering how badly GOOG fucked me

Insane

Me neither. Unless I feel like I'm actually dying I'm not going. They'll always try to find some shit wrong with you just so they can get you on some pill or another. I remember a few years ago he was doing some kind of pre-emptive heart screening to try to rule out certain forms of heart disease. Wonder how much that shit cost. Probably a lot more than just losing weight.

people actually draw this

grim

yagmi

If you have insurance, essentially all preventative care is covered by the money you're already spending

like mstr current bitcoin count is 331k, that's 32 billion at current bitcoin price
this morning their market cap was 100 billion
now it is 72 billion
assuming he sold a few billion in shares today (did the same thing last week when the price dropped from 380 to 325) the premium dropped from 4 to 2
also there's the convertible bond sale for 3 billion today which they'll use to buy 3 billion of bitcoin
depending on when and how much they sold and how much bitty they buy/have bought unannounced so far their nav premium might be the lowest it has been since february when i bought microstrategy
they tricked emotional fomo reddit swing traders into buying it and panic selling, people on stocktwits are saying "next stop 100 next stop 80" when their current known btc holdings without any premium give a share price of over 200

More like glorious

Ah, probably whatever a specialist visit would cost then, I guess (assuming it was done at a cardiologist or something like that).

I trew up a bit, then I laughed, then I trew a little bit more while laughing

I've read it like 4 times and the "I'd safely farted once already" line keeps getting me

she can fix me...

You'll wait 3 months to get a 10 minute timeslot with your doctor who will probably just order some tests, and then if you bring up ANYTHING health related you've been experiencing lately, good or bad, then suddenly it's no longer a "preventative" appointment and you will get billed.
It's literally not worth the time or effort to do annual checkups anymore. If you have a problem, ask ChatGPT for suggestions. If you can't deal with it otc, then set up an appointment (you won't have to wait 3 months if it's not an annual physical and you have a reason). If you have a real health problem though, ask Dr. Apu

They'll always try to find some shit wrong with you

kek happened to me they were blowing smoke up my ass that I needed a $500 (out of my pocket) bloodwork checkup 2x a year and all this other bullshit, a fricken ultrasound, cause some bloodwork number was a little off. Come to learn the blood thing is the same for my dad so it's just some genetic variation.
On the upside I quit drinking for good and know for a fact I don't have AIDS

Bitcoin is going to zero. Zero!

Will the market dookie itself overnight?

idk man its hard to trust it when it slides down super smoothly but going up tends to be slow and painful

Nah, charts all look fine.

Why I bought msty, which sells calls on mstr, instead of mstr
This month's dividend was over $4/share

REAL
KORNHEISER
HOURS

honestly i would play with those but it takes forever for the cash to settle and i always find something new before it... it has to be settled to move it to the other account where i can do these crazier gambles

mwf if I had bought MSTU at close I'd already be up 10%

mstr was only down because a known insider trader short seller said he would profit from his shorts if it went down (so people sold, the most reasonable response to that)

This is a dumb market, I'm sorry, but none of this shit makes sense.

I wanted to put 50,000 dollars into bitcoin at 20k back in 2022. And then I didn't.

There are always weeklies on indices... Declare Tuesday and Wednesday, record Thursday, pay Friday, work yourself into a speculative hype fever Monday

From here on out I’m just slurping sell offs. Not holding anything until it has a bad day.

people on x still posting that it has no use case

you can just use [other service] instead!

i cant buy food with bitcoin!

how is it worth 90k? it doesnt do anything!

That's a company that relies on crypto. Hard to call that "the market"

I trusted DIS doomers and missed out on a nice dip. Meanwhile 2025 will probably be a yet another great year for Disney. Clearly their DEI strategy is paying off, probably by expanding in South American and Asian markets.

I recognize her
She was the ring girl for the Logan Paul and Tyson fight.

I've known about Bitcoin since its inception and wrote it off as internet funny money because I didn't really understand it.

it went down more than i thought it would, none of the fomo redditors or stocktwitters or whatever know anything, they just bought the top and panic sold the bottom irrationally.
if you look it up mstr already announced the 3 billion bond sale is completed so they now have 3 billion in cash (even assuming they didn't sell any today, which i bet they did), 32 + 3 is 35 and todays closing market cap was 72

pretend for the sake of argument they sold 2 billion today (i would have sold more at the lofty 530-3.7x premium), they have at least 37 billion bitcoin in bitcoin, the question is, where do you think bitcoin is going next year? if bitty peaks at 150k that would give 60 billion nav without any premium at all, even 1.5x is more than today's closing price.

and the 21/21 program, i think they've used 8 billion of that? that's already 32+32 = 74 billion from just completing that, without bitcoin going up from here in bull market with trump's treasury and other nations buying it and stuff

they have 18 billion worth of share sales available (not counting today), if they sold all of that at 525 it would have been a 12% dilution for a 40% gain in bitcoin

not trying to convince you to buy my bags or anything it's just stupid the market did a parabolic meme stock fomo-panicsell move when if you believe in bitcoin this will almost certainly be up more from here than other stocks, but you guys can keep buying biotech penny stocks that drop 40% because some trial failed, and they'll definitely never come back up, i'm still at 200% profits with this

One bitcoin is worth more than 90k. Maybe it should be time for it to also have a use case on not be doing nothing. At least you can turn gold into jewelry.

WTF happened today to Reddit and also after hours?
Did I miss something critical?

the hacker called anonymous took it down

then comes the question that what are they planning to do with those coins? will they crash the market some day

BREAKING: 2 ambulances and vehicles carrying Secret Service just left Mar-a-Lago, per pool report.

SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

I will agree that now that's it regulated to hell it's lost a lot of its original intent/value. To be honest though I don't really care about crypto other than making money. I just want to make money. I will buy whatever worthless shit there is out there if I can make money on it.

time to undust the bobo folder?

thats some interesting choice of words there

Damn they have reporters just covering the pools at Mar a Lago? Sounds like a cushy job until someone slips and falls

mar a lago is LIT son!

mumus failed to keep NVDA above $150 today

yes, that's how microstrategy works, they sell bonds and shares when the stock is at a premium and buy coins with it. it was really smart of old andy to short when it was at a lofty valuation because it was virtually guaranteed that saylor would diloot himself which causes the price to go down like when it dropped from 380 to 320, writing the short selling piece about the premium, which is literally their business model, further accelerated the dump by causing panic in $500 average redditors

i just woke up and i'm already bored...
I KNOW!
i'll seek attention on the internet!
new all-time highs for orange juice -_-'
just reviewed the last 12 hours of /smg/. real dark stuff. lots of troubled souls here.

Who else slurped HIMS here

The ambulances were just part of JD Vance's motorcade.

pussied out of buying calls

then the SP goes up by 20%

fuck...

bet if i went with 10x leverage tomorrow it will continue dumping but if i just watch it will recover

Canadian cuck admits to being gay

What happened in after hours and why did nvidia not move?

has anyone traded the IBIT options yet? might have a looksie tomorrow

so what was that nig video candle today??

it's probably likelier that he announces on sunday so i wouldn't ape in at the open because it might go down a little more if he doesn't announce buys premarket, not at this pace or to this extent
and i mean i wouldn't use leverage here anyway, kek at people who bought MSTU top this morning and lost 40%

i might also be a faggot and bitcoin gets banned by trumps pro-crypto government and goes to zero and saylor loses everything, but i think it'll be up a lot from here this time next year more than most stocks when people here are creaming over 8% per year

TGT…

how much more drilling can we expect from mstr?

Meanwhile Wal-shart is up 70% over the past year

yeah makes sense but boy is it tempting to go with leverage when you only have a couple 10ks to play with. if it went right i could just enjoy that neet freedom for the rest of my life

AAAAA I JUST WANT TO GET FUCKING RICH WITH MINIMAL EFFORT IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!???

The woman is WMT and TGT can be the guy then. I’ll probably buy some TGT if it’s down again tomorrow..

For me, it's keeping parity with inflation, but apparently that is also too much to ask.

LINC might be good for a quick swing here.

what happened to the bobos posting about the mstr bubble? surely they are going to be posting pics of their lambos any time now, right?

best way to get free bitcoins?

at least split it 50/50 or something kek
i would be a lot comfier if it had just gone up based on fundamentals instead of running up 3x in a weed because meme traders got wind of it and now everyone thinks it's a pump and dump scam stock that belongs at 50

though this runup with share sales at massive premiums really helped raise their bittycount with lower dilution so they could acquire more before 100k so i can't be that mad

imagine intel foundry got 20% of the foundry market at 2040 at 30% operating margin
400B TAM, pe 25 multiple appropriate because the US wants to make 50% eventually
400*0.2*0.3*25=600B foundry alone (meaning CCG & DCAI & MBLY go bankrupt
600B market cap low estimate for 2040 meaning 13%CAGR

I wonder what's happening to the guy on R*ddit who was shorting MSTR, he had like $349k in unreailzed losses as of yesterday or the day before I think. A leaf linked to it a few /smg/s ago. Surely today helped him out.

Probably trying a noose because the one day he could really brag, he got fucked over by server issues on his homo site

council on foreign relations just did a crypto talk. digital dollar coming very soon.
youtube.com/watch?v=7g_j4xppJd4

I get a 13% discount when I buy WMT shares through work (they match 15%, up to $1,800/year). It's treated me well. I have 100 shares, previously sold 300 and took profit and diversified at $62.50.
Now I also have 2 leaps on it too.

WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS MADE THIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE???
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_members_of_the_United_States_Congress

back to cryptojeet
nobody cares

If only there was a way to check wiki contributions

oops. didn't mean to reply. i was going to tell that person not to do arithmetic ever. very dangerous practice.

Pasts

thread theme:
youtu.be/-3_ALLadQ1M

What are we drinking tonight? Me? Guinness.

.

How does that stupid fucking video have 4m views

Disgusting

dude wtf redditors didn't even know the 3 billion bond sale announced 4 days ago was today they just sold because everyone else was selling, they don't even know about the 21/21 plan

the same cheap beer that makes my breath and pores smell like vomit every morning

Me on the left

I found it, he realized a loss of 1 milly today. KEK

Entire bucket: in SOUN. McDonalds announcement + CES show with Nvidia = over $9/share in January (~30% gain from today)

AZZ: +8.84%

Told you guys it was breaking out of that wedgie. I mean wedge.

How do men run trains on your gf when she is mid

While nobody should care about specific shitcoins being shilled, it is going to be a relevant digital asset in the future. Due to the limited mint supply (compared to newer generations), and some world governments opting for BTC specifically (compared to say, ETH or LTC), that's probably the place to park your crypto allocation. I'm sure we'll get a big selloff once it breaks $100k/coin so you could probably set buy limits on the way down to $50k, that's what I did. I just throw $50-$100 into it every month and buy whatever and stake the coins for more APY

Also consider: Satoshi Nakamoto or whatever more or less means "of central intelligence", which means it was likely created as a CIA asset. Whether that's true or not, it seems more useful to keep a small amount because why would you bet against them? You get normalfags and furries on twitter that cannot understand why it's "worth" $90k or the purpose of it. We're all still extremely early.

Now mind you, I'm still happy to hold a traditional 80/20 portfolio or what have you, it's just that for my risk on portion, crypto does deserve 5-10% of my wallet share. I don't have the tolerance for people that are bitcoin maxis and funnel every dollar into it. No thanks.

And if you're looking at BRICS and CBDCs, remember that the Fed cannot transact with individuals, and it's owned by member banks holding private equity shares; JPM is the most likely candidate to work with the government and roll out said digital backends to monitor the population

That's a pretty good setup. Solid callout, anon.

NATGAS spinks back up immediately after 6 pm reopen

This isn't shitcoin general. You're also a leaf. Tl:dr

Just checked back in on TMF, it's down about 30% since that one guy started shilling it a while back

How do you repost the tame version?

Scoops is the one of the only niggers I love. G_d bless you nigger!

Why are people talking about interest rates and bonds, then? They're not stocks either.

idk, different size pics? You can probably ask some coomers in

Cheers.

company does something

suddenly it's worth multiple billions of dollars

weird times.

I'm not a doomer or anything like that, but I wonder if this is how it worked during dotcom bubble. It's bizarre to me that a company with $40m revenue suddenly is valued at $3b because AI.

leafs are better than tripfags

There is something like 10 to 30 million illegals utilizing easy access to housing, so there is demand for housing, meanwhile the 30 year term bill is tied directly to the housing loans, but you're a leaf and I'm not going further.

I've never been to Finland, the closest is probably Norway, or Russia. I'd like to know the greatness you can unleash from Finland.

I'm not a doomer or anything like that

GAY
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because AI

As long as “muh AI” is attracting big name customers contributing to massive increases in YoY revenue and expanding markets, it’s going to imply a strong value for the company all those big names are going to

SOUN in particular also pumped today because the clients that work with the company they recently acquired reported massive productivity gains in an official report

Ive bought Finnish butter, but it only came to America because you stopped selling it to Russia.

hmm, yeah I guess it's just the value of the technology itself and its potential. Maybe I'm underestimating it, especially considering how quickly AI is moving forward.

+0.38%, I'll take it

top strategist says to chase every rally. its free money.

Dude ask the people at the reddit who only suck each other's cocks

must be why I keep missing out anon, wise words, wise words

How do you monetize AI? Cutting jobs is obvious, but then you have less consumers. So how do you find revenue from there or get ahead of the wave of losses of consumers. The old way of consumers staples are actually going to get hurt even worse, and finding true value will be difficult. Now I know a few secrets, but the problems are going to be access to capital and crypto should be 30% of your portfolio for a make it.

we can now post .mp4 H264 videos, very bullish for Anon Babble

If you want to nuke my country please do. I can't stand these curryniggers

KEK

based

265 is best.
264 is old.

oh hot dam, it’s The Baggler!

Yes, but since a lot of source material is H264 we can in some cases directly post that by just stripping the sound.

Been wanting to post a celebratory goon vid but the smallest I have available is 4MB and has sound. When's m00t going to bump those?

When's m00t going to bump those?

Who?

old but just works and still the default in all kinds of things. all the new codecs are much more difficult to use and less well documented

You still have to reencode in VP9. Usually I use a -crf of 36 and make sure it's no more than 960p, and if that's still too big I increase the CRF number or reduce the resolution further.

Hiroshigookmoot

These wagies in the cagies
let's force them talk to AI

After hours

youtu.be/zMcx91fvvl4?si=8mV4FogdGe-tSHnf&t=578

Matt Gaetz being cornered by Israeli blackmailers:

Twitch shitshow continues

Recently got bad press from Fox News of all outlets

Directly names Hasan Piker as antisemitic, supports houthis, demanding another 9/11 etc.

Guy responsible for spearheading adpocalypse campaign, dancantstream, got suspended indefinitely(suspiciously before he was supposed to appear on Asmongold's stream to expose Twitch further)

Streamers responsible for antisemitic jokes on sponsored Twitchcon panels, Frogan and Denims, already unbanned(people suspect even more advertisers will leave due to their return)

Another streaming platform, Parti, wants to compete with Twitch and Kick now

Offering $1,000 per month to stream there for new small streamers

Already pic related happening, same bullshit going on with Twitch.........

Streamer industry is so fucking weird and I'm a gamer/smg retard that loves chounyuu content....

the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer. there will be opportunities in high density housing and discount retail, you're already seeing trends emerging in wal mart and prison stocks, but that's just the first inning in what is going to be a long ball game. you can also extrapolate out the 2nd order effects and go down the ladder of despair and buy cigarette, alcohol, adult recreation (ticker: RICK) and gambling stocks. there are publicly traded mortuary stocks as well, get yourself a screener and find the one with the lowest margins: they are the ones set to see biggest gains. you have to think tactically and break the traditional rules here.
and as for the rich? well it is unfortunate that there's no publicly traded cocaine tickers, but you can invest in latin america as well as the caribbean financial sector. another weird way to access the cocaine market is through dental stocks. iykyk.
people are going to want to protect their wealth as well, so buy asset managers that don't sound too jewish. yamaha is also really great, they make pianos and jet skis, capturing the trend of retards and geniuses making it while midwits lose wealth in real terms. that's just a few thoughts but ya baggie, ai is definitely going to change society by a lot and it's important to think about it when making investment decisions.

COVCF up another 4% today

Guess vtubers > 3dpd streamers

cup and handle slowly forming on the bitcoin chart we could be hitting 100k tonight

twitch wont move amazon even it it goes out offline for good. assuming Parti isn't publicly traded, there's no way to make money here.

another weird way to access the cocaine market is through dental stocks. iykyk.

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT GAP. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCk

Oh neat, TPL is replacing MRO in the S&P. spglobal.com/spdji/en/documents/indexnews/announcements/20241121-1475569/1475569_5-mro.pdf

I prefer Vtubetards over hot tub asmr thots. At least they can be pretty funny. 99% of 3DPD girls got the personality of a wet cardboard box with mold.

The simp economy really needs to go bust. To think if I hadn't come here early on and gotten called a faggot a bunch I would have ended up as one of those simps giving all his money to streamers.

all the day shifters are gone so....

are we dumping across the board on open again ?smg/ Illuminati bros?

will russia be launching more missiles tomorrow?

dumping

See

day shifters

I just realized I always liked talking to people with movie references but these people will all be dead soon since I don't watch the new movies

IT'S OVER

WK worth keeping an eye on.

Nevermind, forgot you can basically just buy INOD instead.

Data engineering

I feel like data is something you *really* don't want "engineered."

Satoshi Nakamoto or whatever more or less means "of central intelligence"

it's a rugpull psyop. member when they banned gold?

Jaguars illegally being moved into Arizona

x.com/WomanDefiner/status/1859644251468071280

What the fuck, what stocks do I profit from this??

remember that everybody was screaming muh recession just a few months ago?
remember when it was anticipated that initial claims would jump?

oil did indeed dump though

oil dumping is indicative of the deflationary inverse-depression we're about to enter.

More like niggapression kekkle

I feel like data is something you *really* don't want "engineered."

it’s a role that basically entails writing SQL all day, or maybe some spark jobs or data warehouse shit.
They’re the end users for a product like Snowflake.
it’s basically a fancier version of a “data analyst” that can do more than just excel spreadsheets

based whore

twitch will chug on nicely and uninterrupted.

everything is weird

How do I stop masturbating

That’s the neat thing, you don’t

why is it always those everywhere...

Do you guys see any interest by retards and normies into stocks lately? Everything points to extreme overvaluation but I can't see a frenzy so it worries me if there's still sometime to go

get a gf so you can stop masturbating
But you have to stop masturbating to get a gf
Checkmate goyim
Also girls are gross

they have squat thot workout streams?

Normies only buy bitcoin now

russia launched a mirv

buy locksneed

bernie publicly denounces israel and calls for a vote to end military aid hours later

ffffffuck

how do i start

Can’t believe he was right

I have seen normies (aged 20-26) be more interested in trading since the US election, mainly looking at TSLA and DJT, but I don't think it's very substantial here.

China people got burned during their rugpull a while back, so their morale may not be that high now or they might choose to 'somehow' get into the US markets.

Yeah I think it's time for TMF again

Also when are we buying KOLD? I got rekt by it today but I can't stay away... being drawn to it like a moth to light

John Cena suuucks
John Cena suuucks
John Cena suuucks

i wanna collect cards but mtg is for redditors and pokemon is for quirk chungus millineals and 8 year olds so idk which ones to collect.

I'm getting a bit scared of it because I remember what NATGAS did when the pipeline blew.

the merchandise, collectible and memorabilia mania of the new millennium is pure testament to this clown world we live in

I show grills how I masterbait and then they want sex. Mastrb8 to get a gf.

Collect regular playing cards then use them during poker games to earn more money

Is "market crashes usually happen during republican presidencies(US)" the last remaining cope?

im looking at some fancy playing cards on amazon rn. bicycle brand makes a lot of them.
ive still got beany babies and pokemon cards in their dedicated protective cases at my parents house.

I was buying Pokémon cards for awhile about 6 months ago. I got some cool ones. Yu-gi-oh is fun, too. I just like the artwork.

I'm not gonna read everything that was written while I was gone

DIOS MIO EL CAFFE ARABICA
I'm gonna order (natural) Caffeine powder with my Proteinpowder (HSN from SPAIN (FUCK BULKPOWDERS AND THE UK) on black week

if you get a gf, then you just replace masturbating with BJs
and then you also have to entertain those fuckers and “quality time” and all that shit

bigger distraction than beating off.
just get a hooker, it’s cheaper

Remember anon, natural gas is industrial waste which is so abundant it is being flared. $2 is the baseline to which it will always return to. Just gonna time the KOLD purchase right.

Where are the natgas anons? I hereby order them to be summoned to provide expert testimony on natgas situation.

Made 40% on some SPY 0DTE, still down around 20% overall.

that's neat. i also need to buy some poker chips to play with.

Just ignore the new ones. mtg cubes filled with custom cards are the endgame.

I think MSFT is officially now a crab stock

For germanons who want to buy NATIVE and support EAST germany, there is Bodybuildingdepot. But their milk comes from Poland, so.....

Natgas enters the AI hype now. Later than Uranium, but better late than never, right!?

but mtg is for redditors

No. Wizards of the coast is definitely based.
pokemon and yugioh is for redditors.

pokemon is for redditors

Anon Babble exists

NATGAS AND OIL HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE HOOD 24 HOUR MARKET TONIGHT

NATGAS AND OIL HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE HOOD 24 HOUR MARKET TONIGHT

NATGAS AND OIL HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE HOOD 24 HOUR MARKET TONIGHT

was this planned or...?

but they’re doing the videogame, IIRC
it’s just a hobby for them to channel their autism into, rather than buying fucking pokemon cards to re-live their childhood or some stupid shit like that.

the guys on Anon Babble aren’t vainly dumping money into that shit, or treating it like some kind of savvy financial venture
most of the fuckers that buy pokemon cards are some fucking redditors that have never actually played it properly

Anon Babble is an autistic pursuit; the others are an armchair attempt at financial pursuit with limp and shallow memorabilia as some kind of thin veil for their lack of purpose in life

All I can say for sure is that in general the Blue Ocean money maker Jews are only willing to back movements within 20% overnight so this probably means they are expecting something that would have a high possibility of causing greater than 20% movements in
NATGAS AND OIL

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Oh shit today was Thursda

But it can suddenly go to $10 and stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

Protip: RTX is the missiles-and-rocket-interception play

Yeah I just discovered that same thing in the after hours. I didn't even realize it was NATGAS storage report day this morning. I thought it was maybe TUESDAY and I always know what day it is.

Looking at reddit right now. Man how do people find those big boom stocks like mstr.

Anon, that's a goddamn double head and shoulders, diamond top, get-the-fuck-out-of-there pattern.

I don't think we'll be describing MSFT as "crab" a month from now.

goodnight jannies
goodnight trannies
goodnight loli posters
goodnight giantess posters
goodnight apu
goodnight marv
goodnight groyper
goodnight wojak
goodnight soijak
goodnight plapjak
goodnight mumu
goodnight bobo
goodnight snibs
goodnight swan
goodnight rocker
goodnight baggie
goodnight scoopsies
goodnight poem anon
goodnight lego anon
goodnight macedonianon
goodnight chwy anon
goodnight movie night anon
goodnight niggers
goodnight jews
goodnight /smg/

Night bread

goodnight anon

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TELL UR MOM TO STOP TEXTING ME I'M NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT

Well crypto is an incredibly easy market, with predictable patterns. Since the fundamentals of central bank printing and fixed Bitcoin halvings don't change, you only have to watch sentiment. That is, price.

When a sector bottoms in sentiment and fundamentals, you look for the highest potential plays. For Bitcoin that's leverage (miners or Saylor's ponzi), for Chinatown stocks that's what gweilo know and will pile into (Alibaba), for uranium that's Cameco, the list goes on.

Then it's just a waiting game while the completely dead stock starts to sloooowly upturn.

I had six figures in my gambling account in 2022
I wiped out
Paper trading is for faggots and vaginas

they just look at biggest daily movers and chase anything that’s moving up a lot.
they usually get burned from holding too long, like GME

they don’t find that shit, they’re just filthy chasers

Sleep well, friendo

Well crypto is an incredibly easy market

kek wtf
did you do crypto plays? how well did that go for you?

if it was actually easy, wall street would be pillaging that shit with algos and what-not

Very well, thank you. But you have to know what you're doing.

Tons of Wall Street money is driven by things like restrictions on what they can invest in, Boomer managers who don't know what they're doing, liquidity concerns, and passing over dollars on the sidewalk. At the end of the day, they're not all Millennium.

Stop being a faggot and post yearly USD PnL for the entire account.

Sorry, Schwab only summarizes all my accounts

inb4 inspect element

Fucking trans men is straight.

Shots fired

DUH
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of the decade

Baked

Why would you bake another thread when we already had one?