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Previous
Debate
BUT
let's not let a little thing like there already being a thread stop us from saying
NIGGERS
AND
JEWS
AND
NATGAS
AND
OIL
I
LIGMA
2 days ago the market was at around 201% of GDP
now it's back to above 204%
It's not even moving 1:1
Now, do I buy the KZ ZSN Pro 2, Moondrop Chu 2 or CCA CRA?
Market suddenly dumping
Trump Ruminates Warsh Serving As Treasury Secretary And Later As Fed Chair – WSJ
Reason?
I AM LOSING MONEY. STOP IT
Ok now these niggers are getting ridiculous, selling single items like shoes for 1000 v-bucks which is 9€.
playing vidya
calling others NIGGERS
You can tell me your hobbies and I will tell you that nothing of it matters on top of the fact that I actually don't care about them.
I only have 2 hobbies
saying NIGGERS AND JEWS
and saying NATGAS AND OIL
Ok, that actually is interesting. How do I into?
That's really all there is to it. You just have to say
NIGGERS AND JEWS
and
NATGAS AND OIL.
If you have any trouble with it just watch what I do until you pick it up. I do it every day a breddy gud bit because like I said that's my hobbies. Maybe someone will say something that makes you think of NIGGERS AND JEWS so you just say NIGGERS AND JEWS or maybe you just think of NIGGERS AND JEWS without anyone making you think of NIGGERS AND JEWS because you just always think of NIGGERS AND JEWS. The same thing applies to NATGAS AND OIL. I just think about NATGAS AND OIL all the time so it's only natural that since I think of NATGAS AND OIL all the time then I'lll say NATGAS AND OIL. I watch NATGAS AND OIL prices around the clock so naturally I think about it and whenever I say something there's a breddy gud chance it will include NATGAS AND OIL or NIGGERS AND JEWS.
Anyone can do it I think.
Don't you worry. In 1 hour the market already completely forgot about it. Or like media likes to say "digested" it.
Good set, goodlooking girl, slava Ukraini. That's all.
The east has fallen.
Boring few weeks. Anything happen since SPY 600? Still just loading in my weekly investment into VOO.
Has the market topped? It's looking like it's turning over.
Thread theme: youtube.com
I know you guys plot things...have great influence...
Are you all dumping on open again?
Never dump only accumulate.
Gonna post some classics.
SuperMicro is getting away with treason against the United States. They've been installing Chinese spy backdoors onto their motherboards while also shipping GPUs back to Russia and China so they can build missile guidance systems.
I have 2 contracts for RKLB expiring January 2026. Does anyone think the company will increase in value enough to make keep holding them worth it after the recent spikes or is this the top end for now?
Based, shame they are about to be delisted
Watch for JPM to go higher as institutions buy JPM
You can expect a 5% increase over the next week
Funny thing, I sold everything pre-market. Gonna buy some other things mid day.
It's up another 6% in premarket. The market is pricing in SuperMicro getting away with treason.
I still wouldn't invest in it, because I'm a pussy
After yesterdays breakout, KRE could easily move to 71 with the bullish flow generated and positioning shows there’s upside to even 74 with strong calls
Tiktok is bearish on bitcoin and Nvidia and mstr. Sell everything now.
It will happen and /smg/ will say they wish they had bought the dip at 30 dollars and then it will crash to 1 dollar.
leftists aren't people.
Friday belongs to giant women. I need to rectify my mistake from yesterday and make some money.
Good morning and happy Fryday frens
SexualMarketGeneral
gm
Man that anon that made half a mil with otm puts on super micro must be getting fucked right now. Poor guy
I had a dream that I was in middle school with my friends again and the world wasn't terrible.
Revenge trading is bad.
I was bullied a lot in middle school. My parents ended up pulling me out of school and homeschooling me.
So do I just cut my losses on oil here or pray for an exit pump before Blumpf starts drilling next year and really tanks my oil? Currently down 7%.
That's a shame because there is research to show bullying actually helps people and builds character. Your parents did you a great disservice by doing that and stunted your growth.
It wasn't perfect, but I was lucky enough to have a very large nerd friend group at my school. Holy shit, in the dream I actually felt cared about for a few minutes...
what happened with the Euro last night?
Big dump at 3 am, pretty sure Euro is going to parity with the dollar before the end of the year.
No foreign currencies matter. All anyone cares is if you can pay/take dollar denominated loans.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
AHHHHHHHH I NEED GREEN
Lots of comments lately about sovereign debt crisis risks for EU getting sketchy again. Pointing of fingers at France, especially.
Based
FUCK I wasn't ready! I'm late and I'm so cooked!!!
The tax man will steal my gains anyways. I wish I were Swiss or Belgian.
I somehow got a high school diploma at age 14 through a state program that probably isn't even legal anymore. Honestly feel like I may have missed out on something having never gone to high school
boomers were such hysterical retards during meme flu
one time i was bullying a kid in high school and i was letting this cute girl in on the joke and she was all "that's so mean!" and it really shocked me for a second. like, obviously it was mean, but the thought that someone would object to cruelty and had the social capital to do it publicly was what was shocking. it was honestly one of the most bewildering and stunning moments of my life and i'll never forget it. the thought that there was a social alternative to negativity or that it wasn't obviously profitable to direct it towards someone else was just too much, i couldn't deal with it. i think i laughed and just said "ya..."
anyways i realized then that cute rich girls live in a totally different world than i did, that's for sure.
hi
She was probably turned on by it and if you weren't so autistic could have easily gotten laid. Hell you could have probably fucked her on top of that nerd you were dunking on.
I got bullied as a kid and then turned into a bully as a result. I was kind of an asshole jock throughout high school but I never got fucked with at least.
In retrospect, my last few years of high school were the best years of my life. My parents told me to enjoy it while it lasts. I didn't listen to them of course.
damn my lil kitty stock doing pretty good today
RCAT!
Drone pussies report in
SIGH....
another day waiting for the bottom to drop out of this fake and gay market
I got bullied as a kid and then turned into a bully as a result. I was kind of an asshole jock throughout high school but I never got fucked with at least.
Good, you learned your lesson. There isn't anything noble or respectable about a pussy that runs from confrontation or gives into bullying. The whole treat others how you want to be treated is stupid on the pretense that if you respect someone they will respect you back. You teach people how to treat you and if you let people get away with shit they will just keep pushing the boundaries until you are walked all over.
Hope you guys took my tip about BBAI.
I was bullied in school and turned into a major misanthrope and are doomed to a hiki/neet lifestyle now.
In retrospect I should have simply shot up my school. This was the popular way of action back in the 00's.
Nice SOUN pump this morning
Will be getting back in once it goes back to $7ish to crawl back to what I lost…. Took a stupid $3.5k hit earlier this week when I collapsed to fear but resolved that I would make a come back in the same amount of time….
Forgot pic…
MAN CITIRON RUINED MY MSTR BULL RUN. Thanks Joe Biden
im very confused but happy to see this happening with a cute stock. whats causing this crazy pump now? i see no news
no see that's what you WOULD think if you grew up in 20/21st century america and attended public school. my whole angle was to make her see how callous and powerful i was. it didn't even occur to me that people existed that would object to that, and that even if they were secretly tender-hearted like me they would be conditioned to express the opposite and approve of my behavior. but she was actually genuinely repulsed by my antisocial behavior. i bring this up because it was so unlike my normal experience.
why is the market rallying with the DXY up 1%. this is BULLSHIT
Should I buy a shit ton of SAVA calls?! I want a lottery ticket, bros.
Sorry I just read bull
Partnering with PDYN to make AI drones. PDYN is also pumping today, which sucks because I bought them really cheap but sold before the real pump.
You are literally the guy from Fyodor Dostoevsky's "Notes from the Underground," the disgruntled pathetic little man who held his rage and spite in instead of using to confront the people who had crossed his boundaries and wronged him.
BULLISH
BULLSHIT
T only difference
what does it MEAN
It was awarded a gvmt contract earlier this week
ooh i see. damn i just wish i bought some more
Apparently they got some military deal and a townhall meeting a few days back, from what I've read, people are also sort of wanting NATO (somehow) to use them as a supplier. I didn't buy it yesterday so too bad for me. Possible upside would be it being spammed on leddit.
CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
2 letter difference, 2 terms, 4 more years of BULL RUNS
it was awarded a government contract this week
how is this not priced in by now
SPY and QQQ pumping
NVDA dumping
VIX dumping
i feel so retarded buying only with 1k... but its still gains i guess
I had the literal opposite experience. I used to bully this Asian girls little brother in front of her and I figured she would hate me for it so I was blind sided that she found me attractive. She eventually wanted to hang out, we went on dates, banged by some tennis courts in my jeep with an air mattress in it, and went to prom together. She was a pretty good girlfriend to me actually but we broke up at the end of highschool because we didn't want to be in a long distance relationship entering college. Her little brother was definitely very sour in the beginning about it but I began treating him better because I was banging his sister. It was definitely all an opening experience to me about female nature.
Is MSTU better than MSTX? It's up more, but they're the same leverage.
mstr is going to zero, retard
Yeah I know but that's about 6 months away.
God I love making money..
Leverage. It is all about leverage
smci doing pretty good too
Yes. Money is good. Never seems to be enough of it, though.
Flash US PMI® survey data signaled a marked upturn in growth
of business activity in November to a 31-month high, with
output buoyed by the sharpest rise in demand for two-and-ahalf years and improved business confidence. Firms'
expectations of output in the coming year rose to the highest
since May 2022, attributed to the prospect of lower interest
rates, improved economic growth, and more supportive
business policies from the new administration in 2025.
Trump, save us!
I bought another 3k of calls this morning
640.32M market cap and insider buying gives me confidence for growth
Pump into thanksgiving and then dump after feels like a very normal and logical move.
Andrew Jewish or whatever his name is didn't do anything at all. No one sells a stock because someone says "I HAVE A SHORT, AND IF YOU SELL I WILL MAKE MONEY". It was the same shit as palantir in 2020, tandem dumping by insiders and coordinated hits on MSTR. I just think it's funny our market is so unregulated they can basically do whatever the fuck they want.
But they have the same leverage.
good luck. would be sweet if this one somehow climbs to 100+ too
Why not just buy and hold MSTU during this dip, which will make you more money in the long-run rather than pennies MSTX will get for you? Or a Bitcoin ETF, which is much safer?
Meant to say MSTZ.
6k with the gay consumer report
finally got out of KO. im free now.
Next week on /smg/
wtf it's worse than expected
5 year inflation expec: 3,2%
Give up Fed, you fuckin suck
US Univ. Of Michigan Sentiment Nov F: 71.8 (est 73.9; prev 73.0)
- Current Conditions: 63.9 (est 64.4; prev 64.4)
- Expectations: 76.9 (est 79.0; prev 78.5)
- 1 Year Inflation: 2.6% (est 2.7%; prev 2.6%)
- 5-10 Year Inflation: 3.2% (est 3.1%; prev 3.1%)
Thank you /smg/ PEEPEE
I am recovering some losses. It feels good bros
But you're missing out on that sweet, sweet 0.48 dividend! BUY MORE BOOMER STOCK
The fuckin market has pumped several times this year on this report, on slight beats. Now it misses and it doesn't dump. Fuckin bullshit.
Nature is healing.
did jack ma commit another holocaust or something what the fuck
I do business with 1 (one) of those companies
MSTR
ooooooOooooOooooO....
Doesn't Abercrombie also sell to fat people nowadays? So they have no edge over other super-cheap fast fashion companies.
niggers and jews
What the fuck do you expect, seriously.
I am not too sure about Abercrombie anymore. With GAP I at least know a lot of nyc immigrants wear it and Banana Republic has good work casual clothes that I wear.
They have more competition now
EVERY TIME
also
NATGAS AND OIL
OIL BACK UP OVER 70
I just buy $16 polyester shirts off Amazon now. I actually get complements from women when I wear them too because I can afford a $35 sweater vest to go over them and I'm still under what I was paying at Old Navy.
Looks like a good day for GOOG. Down only 1%
EVERY GOD DAMN MOVE UP IS SOLD BACK IN SECONDS
I WILL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
polyester shirts
Polyester clothes have PFAS. They are chemicals that have been linked to several health issues, including cancers, fetal abnormalities, reproductive disorders, obesity, and reduced immune system function.
I rather pay a little extra and try to wear cotton clothes only.
invoosting in well known coompanies instead of random memes no one has ever heard of and has no idea who and what they actually are
GRAMPS
R
A
M
P
S
I am so sick of this nigger market constantly fucking whipping back and forth
Oh my FUCKING GOD not PTFE! Not the chemical they made disposable water bottles out of for the past hundred years!!!!! It burns your skin when it touches you! It will kill you!
Jesus fucking christ.
this nigger market constantly fucking whipping back and forth
Sorry, PET not teflon. Although I'd be ok wearing a Teflon shirt too. That sounds like a good idea if you're doing something intense with chemicals.
Get a green bar on the 5 minute chart
go long
immediately starts dumping again
$9
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOM
Cam on oil
Had a $1k day yesterday in my topstep account. I'm now down $1440 and about to lose it on my second day. Why does this market only ever reverse me the instant I enter a trade? Why are trends never allowed to hold?
Yea but when you are working out and want to make gains and the clothes you wear( Polyester) reduce gains, why would you not change lol
Thought today would be red so I spend the morning bottle and can collecting. Come back and portfolio is green. I think I may be on to something. You’re welcome /smg/.
Nice. Making money both offline and online.
Washing it turns it into microplastic in the water supply
I drink well water.
it's over (for btc)
What does RCAT realistically end at today
thats it
time for my walk/roon
happy fry day anons
trade safe today
I *highly* doubt polyester reduces your gains by a noticeable amount. Fuck you're not even eating off it. You're wearing it.
Yea but if you sweat a lot because you exercise a lot, it does effect you. Mostly in your private parts.
The S&P will never have an up move when I am long ever again.
Based walker
Heh I am actually picky about my boxers and wear cotton because they're much more comfortable.
Please go short so the rest of us can make money
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SOLD DNUT
how am i supposed to buy more when it just keeps sliding up
If I go short the market chops
Good. As you should.
hello why is red cat going up 3 days after the contract was announced how is it not priced in yet????
FOMO
It's just doing the same shit like yesterday, slightly different
Just like large funds don't dump an entire position after one bad earnings day, they can't build one on something this illiquid in a single ballsy market buy.
To say nothing of the fact that RCAT growing this fast makes it pop up on more scanners and meet the criteria for *more* buyers who have minimal market caps.
Done now for the day. I made money.. META and green chip are still getting heemed otherwise I would’ve made a lot more.
it's the turkey trot rally getting started.
I hate this more than missing events. It's just a slow burn and really gets to you.
TGT had a nice day I’m glad I jumped in. I’d like to hold it long term.
NIGGERS AND JEWS AND GERMAN FLAGS
So everyone realized that the mstr report was kinda retarded?
it's headed to $20
I really wish I'd bought OXY last week. I stayed away because it's been dead weight in my portfolio before.
Surprised that it's back in the green this quickly. I thought it would bleed a few more days.
More like CONSUME on black friday sales.
Yeah that seemed like a yuge overreaction to me.
Where can I get those shoes
That said, it feels a bit tapped out and I'm calling it good here.
another buy spy calls and logout day
I wish I had bought more.
WHY THE FUCK IS THE ES DUMPING AGAIN
OXY is another one I’m planning on holding forever. They can make money at like 30-40 a barrel. Just had good earnings, too.
Yeah, it's a reliable stock, and I shouldn't have let my PTSD get in the way. I'll buy the next time it dips.
This guy looks like he is going to off himself for losing 90k. Despite having two beautiful children, his expensive home and the ability to save that much money on top of his lifestyle in Tampa, a very expensive area.
People are just little bitches. I lost 125k and I don't get no CNBC article. Grow some balls, man.
CHECKED but /smg/ is a HETEROSEXUAL NIGGERS AND JEWS AND NATGAS AND OIL general so we do not post TROON pics here.
He lost it in a savings account. You lost it in soxl calls.
Slowing down for the day?
Also 25yr old cat lady losses $7000 and has a mental break.
I thought it was one of those unrealistic interest rates cause they did some ponzi. Regardless they had to know if the local bank was paying under 1% and this was paying much more something was up.
How did he lose it in a savings account? Did he not limit the account in each account to the FDIC insured maximum?
Bank index going higher
DAAAAAAYM, dem elites are gonna feel the pain
Deep state in shambles
Do any of you pay for finviz? I kind of want the ETF NAV data and the historic financial statements. I use the free version a ton, like I probably look up at least 10 or so things a day.
I feel like their futures section could be more complete and I don't think they have an API. I feel like I should get an API if I'm paying.
Yotta - Play Games. Win Prizes
Yotta Savings, incorporated as Yotta Technologies, is an American financial technology (fintech) company that offers a prize-linked savings account.
Yup, I would definitely trust this company with my money
Tesla is up 4.5% today fuck me, I was going to buy back in at 300
prize-linked savings account
I want to buy things with my Anon Babble NIGGER card
prize-linked savings account
lmao what
Another day of losing money while the market is green. I am the worst investor to ever live.
Bro Just go bull these next few years. Except Nike. That shit is going down hard
Liberals (who have money) won't buy TSLA
Rightwingers don't buy TSLA cause of design or price (poor)
It's just political donations
CROX has been dumping forever, but it's finally reversed because some retarded analyst told people to buy it. So fucking stupid.
SO MANY NOOTIFICATIONS FROM HOOD
of muh STOOKS being up
BBAI
BYRN
LAC
LUNR
MSTU
MSTX
OCGN
RCAT
SOUN
TALK
I just took a big dump so now the market doesn't have to
I am actually looking into a tesla right now, they make for great commuter cars and with FSD I can browse my phone on the way to work every day, I have another SUV that I will use for anything the Tesla can't do
nigger cattle are simple minded creatures
For
-retail investors, it is FOMO,
-hedge funds, they know with musk is friends with trump. His companies will be getting benefits
-Politics because Imagine going up to musk and saying I am going to short your company if you do not do x
Everyone is doing it because these next 4 years musk will have an influence on Trump.
If it was Mark instead, the same thing would have happened for meta
If I were to buy a new car it would probably be one of theirs. The model S is actually a decent SUV. One of my friends from the college robotics club bought one and he says he can fit a whole twin sized matrice in it if he folds the back seats down.
U
I believed in my own propaganda and bought SOUN ay $7.615. There is no way it will dump now.
It’s okayaon CSCO
This everything is up
RVIN
LCID
PLTR
MSTR
MSTU
RCAT
Going up baby.
now the only question is why today
go AFRM go
my stockies have not done a goddamn thing for the past two weeks
flat as an Anon Babblenon's favorite anime grill
i'd like to file a formal complaint to the CEO of Stocks
Nothing can stop this turkey trot rally.
-Q3 for a lot of companies.
-More money in the market because people pulled out of MSTR/MSTR from yesterday.
-Black friday happening for retail
WHAT THE FUCK. I'd thought about buying the dip a while ago, but I never did because it just kept going down.
what could it ever be besides NIGGERS AND JEWS
Nigger market
Closing red today. I might reslurp. I like UBER, too.
Yee, that's what I meant. The stock is now a tool to bribe. +40% only because he's in the government is retarded. There won't be +40% car sales.
If it was Mark there would be a higher chance of actual profit
Literally every trade I take gets reversed immediately. I'm now $157 away from losing a topstep account I literally just activated yesterday.
AIOT
AIRS
MYTE
NOTV
But now Tesla has more money to make more products for now
RIP GOOGL. Bing sends its regards.
checked and bing deez nuts
wow the kitty stock is insane. i even bought more and its already back to almost 10% green
MSTX is an LETF like MSTU with the same 2x leverage, MSTZ is the short letf and its counterpart.
But interestingly I was going to post next- would it be fucking retarded to buy 1000 bucks of MSTZ the next time bitcoin pumps, the day before thanksgiving, since it tends to dump after holidays? I think not. But also
buy and hold an LETF
AIOT
Looks interesting. Bought in
It's over for me.
the irony is that yotta didnt screw anyone over, it was their middleman
I still don't understand why would DOJ try to dismantle a behemoth that carries their GDP. They are tripleteaming Google together with EU and Russia at this point.
What should I buy RIGHT now that will see a 5% rise before EOD
Buddy don’t look at the USD/EUR computer. Parity by December.
Lost a topstep account on just my 2nd day. This is one of the worst Friday sessions I have ever seen. Nothing works, no trade ever holds, and no trend ever follows through. Everything is just whipsawing and I am going to fucking kill myself
I know all that. I'm just saying that, of the two short-term plays, MSTZ will earn you more money since it's likely that the imminent dump on MSTR will be much greater than any pump. Thus, you're better off buying MSTZ (and possibly some other stock with the money you saved not buying the overvalued MSTU) and waiting a couple days.
Because, according to retards in both parties, BIG COMPANY = BAD
Every fucking time I touch Nvidia I regret it. Fucking piece of shit.
I made 7% today going all in on some calls. Now only 500 away from breaking even.
We all know it is going to $200. Not overnight, but it will get there. Stop trading with the short view. Cause you are just shorting yourself.
Probably because they did not bend the knee to the politicians
every company worth over a trillion is literally satanic and destructive to free markets
BOTTOM SIGNAL
JUST BOUGHTED
I bought the dip today and was in the green for a while. I guess I should have just day-traded it.
No, there's nothing that logical behind it. It really is just BIG COMPANY = BAD. Look at how they blocked that one merger to prevent "luxury handbags" from becoming unaffordable for consumers. They also killed Spirit by blocking the JetBlue merger.
hmm, so what' you're saying is I should invest in microcaps if I want to go to heaven
EL might be worth a quick punt here with this rounded bottom
Actually I think Trump really hates Google personally, I remember him seething about hiding search results of something.
Damn. 6 months later and still not much progress either, it seems.
founder of Synapse is a pajeet
Lmao, it makes much more sense now
It is just too big to control, that is the real fear
yes, free markets ideals are supposed to reward innovation and the best product, when you have satanic jew companies like microsoft they can run the xbox division losing billions and billions funneling money into it from other profitable wings of the company so they can outcompete everyone who doesn't have infinite pockets. that's called capitalism, rule of capital, which is against free market ideals, because it rewards those who already have capital, not those with the best product.
somehow msft still managed to run xbox down kek.
Tech red
SPX green
Actual worthless companies pumping
Proof: Russell 2000
he's trying to trade without consulting the stars
not recommended!
youtube.com
That's true, but the Democrats have no reason to feel the same. Their algorithms drive people toward left-wing content, and Gemini had to be gutted because their DEI policies fucked with its image generation (e.g., creating white Zulu warriors and black Vikings).
Earlier this year, Youtube kept recommending the same fucking Big Joel video to me despite me repeatedly telling it to stop recommending the channel.
Valid point.
You need to start a free market church mate. That's a very inspiring sermon. I'm on my way now to sell more GOOG and buy more SOUN instead.
I need SPY to stay right where it is for the rest of the day
free market church
Who will lead the sisterhood of heavenly gains?
YouTube explicitly said ~15 years ago that they're going to start modifying recommendation results to influence young men politically. It was originally to prevent kids in the UK from being radicalized by ISIS.
I remember telling people then to stop using YouTube (either uploading to it or watching it) because I knew they'd start going after American conservatives eventually.
Stocks don't go up anymore, the dollar does
SRRK
Another NOOTIFICATION
DDOG up +5 poo sent