/smg/ - Stock Market General

pray to giantess edition

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Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

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dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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NIGGERS AND JEWS
NATGAS AND OIL

Buy SNAP before you get priced out forever. Im expecting 20% increase in the next three months.

I bogled yesterday.

tell someone a while back I don't think something will work

"the client says it will work"

tell them if we do it, it's going to be non-refundable because I'm 99% sure it's not compatible

"ok sounds good send it out"

fast forward a month later

"well you were correct, it doesn't work"

Finally it's my turn to say N O R E F U N D S B I T C H

20%

That's like 1 day of holding SOUN

20% increase in the next 3 months

I did that this week. Be better.

Unlike your gamble this is actually going to happen

thats still relevant? aren't they operating at a loss to this day

im chasing like 3 rallys atm wbu?

I know you're telling the truth because you posted bush

WHY THE FUCK DOES APP NOT GO DOWN
WEEKLY RSI 94 WTF IS THIS

doubled down on SOUN at 7$ average
shits making me nervous
its going to dump isnt it

They have overhauled their revenue significantly in the past six months. Their losses have come down. By the time they are profitable the company will be trading at 40 to 50.

$soun will hit $20 even in a bear market.

I got out. I will be buying back in just below $7. Hard floor is $6 perhaps even higher. CES show with Nvidia in January + further announcement of high profile customers will likely cause a rip to $10 before settling around $8.50-$9. Baseline $11-$12 same time next year.

did earnings just come out?

hasn't made a profit in its entire 8 years of existence

debt at record highs doubling from $2-$4billion the last two years

"This is finally it! year 9!"

spxl swing trade
high rsi doesn't mean line go down now or that you should sell or short. I think, or thought, or believe to be the case, that RSI sell/short signal is when it crosses below 70 or 80 or something after having been above that. RSI is shit for this but supposedly that's how it's supposed to be used.

lol, I can see which neighborhoods around me don't have power by checking the SBUX app
This is the PNW's version of the Waffle House Index
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

No
I know a meme stock. I made 5k daytrading DJT 24hrs before election. Paid for my trip to cancun lol

SNAP is easily going up 20% over 3 months. If you're willing to hold for 1 yr it could go up 100% but no guarantee on that

Started with a fresh empty port this morning
got 45 STOOKS rn

Holding NVDA (by force), MCD, and TTD over the weekend. Hope MCD doesn't tumble because of that study showing Ozempic users dine out less.

might be wise. I traded a very small position today because I'm the biggest, most skittish pussy in 100000 miles radius. Still it's nice to make some money like that.

Oh so THIS is why you're shilling SNAP. Those are some heavy bags bro lol

that study showing Ozempic users dine out less.

lol why wouldn't it? I hope musk cuts whichever government agency funded that study

NVDA has been a horizontal line since 11:30am

My avg cost is 11.06 between RH and ally
Alright bro stay poor lol

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FUCKING COOOOOOMMMMIIINNNNGGG

See RDDT dipping in the rankings? They're cashing out for MSTR, ACHR, and LUNR swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

Just bought 2 one week long call options I expect it to pump before thanksgiving

the virgin tech startup vs the chad bogle indexer

yeah unless you post your cost basis no one is believing that shit lol
I'll even post mine if you want

Also since we last argued snap went up another 1%. Thanks for playing

it went 2x in weeks
idk what they even do

Imagine buying STOOK in a company that only a bunch of broccoli headed FAGGOTS who are afraid to ever do anything or go anywhere use.

fantastic, only another 90% to go to catch me anon :DDDDD

Day-traded DJT the day before an election that favored Trump

Thinks he's an expert at identifying meme stocks, shilling an app that makes no money and has lost popularity.

Dumb beaner

Monetization and marketing for mobile apps

I'm american you retarded mutt
And if it was so obvious why didn't you take free money?

im getting liquidated on that paki scam :C

I did take free money. The market is up a lot. It's only your cute little meme stock that's still down

Everyone's giving you shit, but I can expect at least a 7% gain in a week or two. Beyond that, depends how long the meme euphoria continues and whether tax loss selling begins to hit.

So do I just cut my losses on oil here or pray for an exit pump before Blumpf starts drilling next year and really tanks my oil? Currently down 7%.

maybe the oil price will go down, but when he subsidizes the oil industry, the oil companies will profit heavily

Worship giant women and dedicate your life to their pleasure.

zoom

What's your SNAP thesis tho.

It's the same thing as the other meme stocks

"Once it becomes profitable it'll hit the moon!"

And its hilarious because it treats just becoming the the black as some great achievement

Boughted SRRK after Anon mentioned it and already up 3.5 poo cent on it.

Regular sized animal girls with tummy and pits > giantesses, simple as.

If the DOJ heems GOOG's ad business (hint, Biden Jews and Trump goons both hate Google), APP stands to gain a shit ton. TTD and MGNI are adjacent beneficiaries too iirc.

Okay, Pedro. I guess carrying SNAP bags isn't that different from carrying crops.

MR. SNIBS WINS AGAIN

I'm holding UCO. Down 4% now, still can't quite pull the trigger on selling for a loss

He doesn't have one. Mexicans are perpetually living 5 years behind the rest of us. They still have Bed Bath and Beyond stores open there for fucks sake. He probably still thinks teenagers still use SNAP.

Up another 0.5% since you last responded.

Post YFW this time next year Nvidia and all AI related meme stocks are down 40+%

only 89.5% to go! Come on meme boy you can do it!

maybe sell and go into the oil company etfs such as XLE or XOP or OIH

Based and clever. Also

SBUX

talk about a comeback.

Who does use SNAP? I have never even seen it at all but everyone I ever knew that used it was a kid.
He's American too.
He's going to get RAPED BY A PACK OF WILD NIGGERS.

Fuck MCD, buy EAT. Enjoy 30% a month gains.

Capping this post for posterity

That's weird, the american (mexican) didn't want to explain why SNAP was going to moon and make him rich while we all stay poor
I wonder why

I think you're right. I solded, at least I won't have to worry about it anymore. I'll just revenge trade to make the loss back, that usually works

captcha: INP00

Sold way too early today. Booo.

My stocks are outperforming the market today, but the last several days a similar pattern has appeared where the sandy pee will go up mid day and my stocks will go down.

that study showing Ozempic users dine out less.

Isn't that old news? I thought that's why KO and friends dumped last year.

i wonder what the material costs of a phone scaled up that much would be

WE ARE ALMOST to 100k BIT

Anon, that sort of chart can be very good. Because various shorts would've piled on throughout early 2022 and been sitting in profit.

However if the first batch of obvious stops above 18 start getting hit, they'll close out. And that buying to cover kicks the price up to the next guy's stop and so on. It could teleport to 28 pretty much overnight.

I wonder what the etf inflows are

Why are Indians so cringe? I just got off the phone with an old Pajeet client and his name was basically “John Williams”. Not exactly but he changed it to a super American sounding name but still sounds like a pajeet when you talk to him. I remember one other jeet who had assumed a name like “Hancock Harrison” or something. As if he was in Boston and saw the Hancock building, just made that his first name... gross

Dude the short isn't even 8% lol

No one wants to be a hindu. Call them what they are, Hindu's

tfw no volleyball giantess gf

If you've ever looked into their religion for more than 5 mins you'll realize how absolutely insane it is

Wow. That's a real escalator.
I don't know. I just saw it on TV two minutes before I posted.

Measuring fake real money in terms of real fake money.
When the crash comes - and it will - it will be glorious.

GYATT DAYUM

It will.
They are losing their minds rn.

You want to compare that to the other side of the ledger. How many long baggies eager to sell are sitting in that range?

To be clear, I'm not bothering with SNAP here and don't think we'll see 18 soon, but that's an excellent play to keep in your sights. And much more profitable than assuming anon is shilling it like a $10m shitcoin.

people here actually believe blacks in the US will repay their debt

They'll call it reparations and that's it.

*and I support that

When Obongo was elected black people got foreclosed on because they thought he was going to pay their mortgages. I'm not making that up.

Black reparations will include free McDonalds served by your truly

Shiiiiiiiiiet dat bitch nigga Oreobama be foolin us

GME bros how we hanging ?

everything sucks
this is investment advice

Currently closing another round of stores. And more than the first time. They're just hoping to turn a profit lol

The whiplash people got from going from "My president is black, my Lambo is blue" to "you're adjustable rate gibsmedat tier mortgage is underwater and we're now financially insolvent from underwriting bad loans to you people since Clinton and don't look at your 401k it literally just halved" is very funny.

I'm too much of a pussy to make real money
Got some nice %s on SOUN but I only put in 1k

You’re doing it right. People who gamble always lose more than they make in the long run. I made over $3k this week just trying to come back from a major gut punch and will not be making the same risks for a while.

I wish you the best

Never forget the sub prime mortgage crisis occurred because the credit agencies, including S&P, were labeling all the predatory loans as AAA lol

doing good today, real good. If you aren't doing good, trim the bad stocks in your portfolio NOW, the santa rally is expected to last until Janruary.

also for those who are doing good or better than me, remember that having the number go up is something you must still take action for just like you would do something when line go down. CRANK UP THEM STOPS BROS. we ain't losing all our gains!!!!

wouldnt happen if u set a proper stop loss dumbass

The whole credit rating thing always felt extremely fucky to me. I guess people need it for writing derivatives contracts but it really seems like they should just be writing more precise fundamental requirements.

they should just be writing more precise fundamental requirements

But then they wouldn't get paid as much.

There is a huge controversy at the moment with emerging markets getting fucked by credit agencies keeping their debt high. Like India. And its causing more discussion over having non western, i.e. non jew based, credit agencies.

Funny enough if anything it's forced them to be insanely fiscally responsible. India's debt to gdp is only 81.59% and shrinking. And Indonesia is only 45%, Vietnam 40%

But all of them have a junk level bond rating despite low debt and insane levels of growth

There's no fucking way I'd lend money to any kind of institution. I wouldn't even want to lend to most American institutions because of how many Indians they hire.

I'm just glad I was around to buy a home and get my free $8k in Obamabux as a first-time buyer. I didn't realize at the time just how good the timing was.

man that stock might make gains, but its product could easily be made by one of the big dawgs. Hell the drivethru AI could be replaced by the worker putting their headset on an Alexa and hooking up the alexa to their POS system.

also its ran by all indians that look like they're doing their best to look professional just long enough to scam us americans. THEY USE FRIKKIN STOCK FOOTAGE FOR THEIR PROMO VIDEOS THAT THEY PLAYED ON BLOOMBERG. that alone is a red flag.

set stop loss

it’s the exact point at which the price rebounds

I still haven’t decided what’s worse. Losing money sucks but missing out on huge gains is worse. I’d almost rather lose 20% knowing I can make it back eventually versus miss out on 100% gains when I was right at the cusp because it’s not too often you’re set up for that

Want a laugh? Look up Saudi Arabia credit rating. It's a very good goy lmao

It would be very funny if India eventually turns on their beloved Israel over something like this.

0% chance it will close below 5970

$qbts has done nothing but to continue to moon since i bought after an anon posted this tweet i liked.

Coworker ordered Ihop takeout

He got the breakfast sampler and an extra stack of pancakes to share with me

Came back 10 minutes later

Pancakes were pretty dry(???), had to use a shitload of butter to make them edible

Eggs were over hard, he wanted over easy

Hashbrowns were cold and soft with no salt/pepper, wanted crispy

Sausage and bacon pieces were TINY, mostly fatty

Ham was burnt

All of that for $30, it would have been $12 tops a decade ago

I really hope Trump does something about inflation and quality of food because that's just ridiculous bullshit now.

Sorry, I don't know why I'm dropping words so much. *any kind of Indian institution.
I feel like I at least wouldn't get cheated by the Saudis. They'd torch the money on some retarded idea but they'd at least be honest about it.

<3

Posted this last night as well; I read a huge writeup a while back on SOUN and their CEO who seems like a shady serial entrepreneur with a lot of vaporware on his resume. I don't know, something just seems off about them. Plus all the talk of CES/Nvidia etc. reminds me too much of "Binance listing soon, partnerships with IBM and MSFT coming up get in now for the moon mission" cryptoshit. Or maybe I'm just fudding myself out of a good stock.

Elon Musk has like 12 children

Most chainslop has either drastically decreased in quality, shrunk portion size, or both.

If you can cook at all it's just not worth eating out anymore.

nah man, that only happens one in 5 times, so you'd rather lose bigly 80% of the time than risk a 20% chance of losing out? shuddup with that mindset, even the greats miss out on gains, but its better to play it safe and KEEP your money than be a dork and LOSE more money every day.

Opposite for me. You save what $10 in exchange for over an hour of time preparing, making a mess in your kitchen, cleaning up dishes etc not to mention the time going grocery shopping where everything is also more expensive.

There are good companies that are overvalued and scamcos that are undervalued (i.e. able to sucker in more buyers). Over the short term, what makes a good company is different than what makes a good stock.

All that matters is whether you get the next guy to pay more for the thing you're buying.

heh, funny thing is at first I was straight up being racist, but whatdoyaknow, for every racist thought is a foundation of actual crapiness.

Maybe I'm just extra careful or something but I probably spend 15 minutes combined prepping and cleaning up when I cook.

I have like two stainless steel camping mugs that I use for literally everything and no other dishes at all though.

ya but in this rally you can get a stock with the same returns but without the sudden rugging thats coming to ya. see RCAT.

Depends. Some scamcos have legal/jurisdictional/headline risk, or management teams that love to dilute. But a lot of ruggings have warning, you see the scammentum fade. I'd classify SOUN (at this price) as the latter.

You're right that RCAT is lower risk here. Probably balanced upside and downside at this point though.

Food is crap AND there's a fresh breakout of listeria, e coli etc. every week now these days, on top of that
Yeah you can eat very cheap if you just try, even with the prices nowadays. People Doordash 10 times a week then complain about the price of food.

It might just be working through that bit of resistance from May 2019.

Yes, stocks can have that kind of memory.

People Doordash 10 times a week then complain about the price of food.

This will fucking crush you even if you make six figs.

next year is the year I hit six figures

wont be enough for one of those

ya but its such a dumb product that a lot of other players can make better, and you don't think Square or other POS systems aren't scambling for something similiar? once that happens the market will be flooded, and the price will tank sudddenly, if the CEO doesn't pull the rug before that. I'd rather have lesser gains but solid gains that won't drop off a cliff.

I can spend my earnings then earn dem back. Look who’s in the foreign pants who da fuck was that?

ANOTHER 50 BILLION MARKET CAP TO TESLA JUST TODAY

THATS MORE THAN AN ENTIRE FORD IF YOU WERE KEEPING TRACK

INFINITE MONEY FOR THE AUTISTIC ROCKET MAN
ROBOTS! AI!! MARS!!!! NEVERMIND VALUATION, ITS THE FUTURE!!!!!!!

all I eat is takeout

You can have one of those for like 200 bucks a night

They have good patents though. Honestly probably the strongest argument for them. Very good chance of a premium buyout as a result

we might be setting up a big power hour

lol what kind of cooking is that anon

theres no way that is real. even of/cb girls wont do much with that little

I am dangerously close to getting my UPRO shares called away. I'd be ok selling here though, I guess.

POWER HOUR PLEASE
WHY ARE WE CRABBING RIGHT NOW
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE PUMPING
AND THERE'S A HOLIDAY COMING
LAUNCH THE TURKEY TROT RALLY
JEROME

I think it's a little different in Japan.

can eat with normal metal cutlery but chooses to use plastic

Anon you are disgusting

Really easy stuff: rice, biscuits, sausages, eggs etc. It doesn't take a lot of effort to have some pretty nice food for very cheap.

Don't care, I don't want to wash it.

TSLA is incredibly undervalued because they'll make sexbots real.

I'm so fucking cheap when I use plastic cutlery I usually wash it and save it

Kai Cenat is now the first Twitch streamer to hit 500K subscribers

Well congrats to the industry plant. Twitch is still losing advertisers as we speak, no amount of subs will fix that.

why not both?

ya but AI voice assistant is EVERYWHERE, they look like they have an edge with patents, but some nerd could patch his alexa to take orders. believe whatever you want, enjoy the rugpull.

What is he thinking observing stock market this week?

Each utensil is worth maybe a couple cents unless you're absolutely crap at shopping. It's hardly worth the time/effort to throw away much less clean and store.

Ooh, that's a big slice.

damn how does the kitty stock pump so much in a day.. kinda have a feeling that i might regret not taking these crazy profits but what do i know. maybe the ai association will keep them going

shitting his pants
and keeps selling into strength, making bad decisions all the time

These are the people giving you stock advice

Grim

considering the stock market is 90% dudes, thats at least another 200% market cap increase once they release the first sexbot. Hell you could probably buy a sexbot with your tesla gains, then pimp out your second sexbot and put profits back into tesla, and infinite money making machine

As one anon said. It will go to 20 and then flatline to 12. I a, going all in on Monday.

its worse than you may think it is

the cheapest stuff is pretty bad and you have to consciously choose which kinds of food to order and which kinds to stay away from

I guess the difference is there are hundreds of restaurants to choose from in a major metro so you are not forced to pick the best out of shit

SOUN is primarily a good product because it is LOCAL
their shit runs in your car, or on your kiosk, unlike alexa which is cloudshit that has to phone in every request, if you're a business shit can go south because alexa has connection issues or their bandwidth is fucked that day

I had no idea collecting coins was such a popular hobby...

I still laugh over him completely missing the Semi bull run. Dude bought TSM at $62, sold at $75, and then it tripled in market cap and is worth more than Berkshire itself

All in two years lmao
Dude timed the market perfectly and then paper handed

It's the robotaxi meme all over again

why would it go that high only to drop on this specific value?

Yeah where I live the three options (outside legit restaurants which are like $40 a meal) are 711, Sheetz, and McDonalds.

I do not know lol. Ask him

shitting his pants is a given at his age

and keeps selling into strength, making bad decisions

imagine a reality in which Buffet goes rogue after Charile's death starts yolo daytrading 0dte.

"this old fart never let me have fun"

There is no law that says you have to wash your silverware anon.

Oh yeah I also forgot he bet on Kamala winning. horrible play. Dude is paying a bunch of taxes for no reason

I hate eating with dirty silverware, that's disgusting.

this. i bought more $tsla today even.

Why do zoomers love black people?

"I still have some beanie babies in my bedroom"

"maybe i will be able to finally sell them at profit"

oof. He likes to hang out with all kinds of globohomo cunts. I guess he believed in their propaganda.

can it fucking hit 100k already

dude restaurants are fucked if they lose internet anyways. had that happen once at the ol' pizza hut, couldn't do shit because all payments are made using internet.

again, you think alexa can't be patched to do the same thing? yes it can and will. You don't think they won't just get their POS system to integrate a much better AI voice system? they will.

restaurants operate on such thin margins that they will switch over to something cheaper in a heartbeat. And Amazon has no qualms losing money on a product that grabs a huge chunk of market share. They don't need to buyout SOUN, they just need to retool their existing AI a bit. Also every other company is doing the same thing, sharks in the water man, SOUN just got their first, but they will get torn to shreds.

henlo frens, when ASTS moon?

I just keep a jar with some soapy water by my sink. Use a utensil and drop it in. Need a utensil, pull one out and shake it off. Biggest effort is changing the water now and then.

overpromise underdeliver, but that still got them good gains until now

Yeah, i mean i respect a lot what he build in his lifetime, but the last years he has just been completely off with his decisions in so many cases

Reading your posts makes me feel like throwing up.

changing the water now and then.

Ihop takeout

Yep. Kamala promises to raise the corporate tax rate a ton. So he sold early expecting it to be the top.

But then Trump won, stocks sored, and now he's also promising to lower the corporate tax rate. So now he's just sitting on this mountain of cash waiting to "buy the dip" which very likely will never come. Value investors like him get fucked on the sidelines during long term crabs

Very ironic if his investing career ends with this huge missplay

Yeah is it really that much effort to throw some cake mix, eggs, and sausages on a pan for a few minutes? Those places were already marginal when they were cheap and you went with other people but ordering takeout now to eat alone is just retarded.

Serious answer? Who cares. It's a crabfest. I'd sell it all and ignore it until an alarm goes off at 29.50-30. Fundamentally I expect the business to trend towards 0.

After selling, I wouldn't necessarily buy any of these right this second but DXYZ, LUNR, RKLB, MDALF, RDW, BKSY are all space (deregulation) plays that are actually earning your dollars a return.

Tariffs and deportations will result in some major rotation though. If you're picking stocks instead of holding an index selling is probably a good idea.

They'll make you fix it or force a refund to happen. It's amazing how few business rules get enforced.

Overeasy eggs that have been steaming in a Styrofoam box for 10 minutes before eating them came out overhard

Meanwhile Cerence which is a Soundhound competitor but exclusive to vehicles has busted a massive nut this week

IMO Soun hits ATH 2025. I sold today though for 20% gain may buy back in if it hits the right spot

Why is VAL green?

Its a perfect example of someone being really good at the sector they know (finance and consumers) but then missing out a ton because they don't know other sectors. Dude won't even touch tech, semi's or reits.

Him avoiding reits always confused me. it's exactly the type of long term income shit he should love

literally him

Because Oil Computer is green and giving everyone in the space another dose of hopium.

Wish we would’ve sold off into close so I could re slurp..

I just realized that governments around the world love crypto. It's a zero-sum game, and yet a simple action of tokens changing hands creates a taxable event. Crypto itself doesn't create value, so in the end governments are the only winners.

if your internet gets cut the payments get stacked and still get processed later. SOUN isn't for this kind of shit, its for taking your order and routing it to the order monitor so wagies know what to make. Alexa literally cannot do this and due to how their models and software architecture works they wont be for a long time.
I actually have a sell order on all of my SOUN rn and its posts like yours that make me want to cancel it.

Polish zoomies think taking profit is bad and that the markets can only ever go up because they only started investing in 2022

Mark my words. When you're barbecuing an alley cat over a trash fire for food while Buffett has a mountain of wealth to buy the next generational bottom you will be eating your words (and a cat).

RIVN is poised to run

They pulled that show off of Amazon prime before I could watch it and it makes me sad. Is there any other place to watch it?

Crypto derivatives will facilitate value creation in a way dollar derivatives never could.

Turns out to make a lot of money all you have to do is buy 0DTE SPY Calls/Puts then sell the minute it turns green.

Sir, I'm holding Google. I will be fine

Paying for anime

Ever heard of torrents?

Not paying to help the company profit

What are you a bear?

consuming any content made after 2010

I'm way too fucking lazy to sail the 7 seas anymore. I'd rather pay $15 for a sub and have access to everything.

Didn't it already try that and get stuffed last week? Do they have a future without EV tax credits?

Learn to torrent. Why pay for an inferior product that requires a monthly payment when you can get a higher quality episode/series forever for free

we subsidize food costs already, so inflation is a lot lower than what it is in the financial markets. just cook your own bacon and eggs lol.

A lot of these "entertainment" companies produce such garbage that they should be paying you to watch it not the other way around.

things like that are usually geoblocked anyway. i once wanted to buy some flacs of japanese music but they wont sell me

Redpill me on EBTs. Can you just get food for free as an American?

Speaking of which, I kind of want to long PARA because Landman was good. Someone talk me out of it.

Zoomers don't seed. I think most of them can barely figure out how to get torrent clients on their phones much less port forward. I tried pirating some show for this 18 year old on Discord I was "E-dating" the other month and none of her retarded peers would seed.

Post a video and I’ll share my moviesjoy.is password with you.

I think it's on crunchyroll so I might just sub to that. I watched one episode of Himouto! Umaru-Chan, and umaru is incredibly cute and funny so I want to finish the series.

Even if you don't want to torrent, most streaming sites are at least on par with the piece of shit that is Amazon Prime. What the fuck are you doing, man? Just hook up your computer to your PC.

Look at le market struggling to retake SPX 6000pts.
Doesn't Powell realise the damage he is causing by recklessly and stubbornly keeping rates this high and additionally keeping "QT" running.
#FirePowell
#QENOW
#PowellToGuantanamo
#Jumbo50NOW
#ThisIsSerious

as an American

No, you have to be an illegal Muslim immigrant.

Look. All you have to do is download Qbittorrent, go to nyaa.si and search the anime you want to download.

Here is season one
nyaa.si/view/1872501
Use magnets since it will be easier. Good luck. If you need help, ask away.

18 year old on Discord I was "E-dating" the other month

Buddy I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that
What is movies joy?

Just hook up your computer to your PC

Message unclear, my penis is now in my bussy

Pennsylvania's smack dab in the middle of US states in terms of GDP per capita so this ought to give you a good idea: pa.gov/en/services/dhs/apply-for-the-supplemental-nutrition-assistance-program-snap.html

please clap

wait
hold on
are you saying if I have three children I can be getting $2900 paychecks and still qualify for government assistance
WHAT

I have a buddy who's an executive chef and he was forced to work at IHOP during the Covid lockdowns. Said everyone there was a retard or junkie. Pretty much the same as any other big chain food establishment place where the kitchen wagies get paid a pittance to make dogshit and the managers act like $50,000/year millionaires.

Yeah they give you essentially a debit card that only works for food.
They make it a bitch to sign up for though. I thought about doing it while I was unemployed last year and never quite figured it out.

is anyone else having lots of issues with Anon Babble today? Like images not loading and threads not refreshing automatically?

If you have 3 kids you can actually gross up to $60k a year and still get some food stamp money, yeah. The benefits probably taper off so it's not gonna be several hundred a month though.

They have limits on how many cars you can have, networth etc.

Tamika and Rayquan can figure it out but the plastic fork anon cannot

interesting....

my father is a US citizen and he used to work there in the 90s he told me once he used to buy the food stamps crazy cheap from niggers and polacks who needed the money for booze

nope but could be a local cloudflare problem. happens sometimes

Smart man.

God damn no mater the fucking debt is out of control

Well, ChatGPT says it's just 291 dollars for a single household in PY. Not much for the hassle.

Every part of that is illegal.

will you be hodling mstr over the weekend or will andrew jewish have another short attack to carry out?

I don’t think I’m ever going to go see my half korean rich milf. I think she’s sick and dying or something and won’t tell me anyway. Time to find cunny.

I also have to get a notary

NVDA red 3 days in a row theme
youtube.com/watch?v=BEEOOxWhwdQ

Their parents show them. I don't even know anyone who's ever used it.

Pick someone hot so it can be a fond memory.

Free online streaming site with lots of adds and possible malware. Use with old disposable device that has been wipe clean for best experience.

Their parents show them

Haha, no. Grandparents maybe.

my old man used to smuggle gold chains wrapped around his dick out of the Soviet Union he was never averse to a bit of skullduggery

Thanks anon
When I was growing up my parents were pretty poor. We obviously never got any help from the government because we are white but my parents tried anyway. My dad used to tell me how blacks were very good at finessing the system. Like they 60 IQ retards but when it comes to finding ways to scam the government they suddenly turn into Neil degrasse tyson. If they put as much energy into getting a job as they do finding ways to not work they'd probably be pretty successful

at best they will just slow inflation down, as in the price of things will still go up just more slowly. the prices of things will never go down, their jewish masters will never allow a period of deflation.

They know the system and the black receptionist help other black people but are less likely to help others. The jews also play the system.

mstr is drilling while bitcoin is pumping again

Just pulled out off MSTR/MSTU on time. Feels good man

whats it with things going down towards close

just bought 68 shares of google. im selling them next week no matter what happens because fuck that company.

everythings overpriced and we all know it

Take the money from friday to use on monday on new stocks with Q3 reports.

markets are closed next thursday, and close 3 hours early next friday, plan accordingly.

SMCI is getting away with treason.

DXY kinda poppin. why that?

People will sell next week.. I’ll wait now.

things

you mean MSTR

based.

jews

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

+0.59%
-1% or so over the week (fuck GOOG)

+5.9 day
+16 week

sector rotation bros, get in now

Made 81 bucks today but lost 155 this week. Could have been worse but it is ok.

.53% green. It’s been a nice week. Enjoy you weekend /smg/

please spoonfeed me which sectors are rotating in, and which out

(+0.77%), comfy

+21.9% this week
+11.8% today

thanks leaf, almost forgot about turkey day
what are anons doing? family?

Today: + 0.31% (hypercrab)
Week: + 3.18% (alright)

smallcap season man. lower interest rates, deregulation on the horizon, trump corporate tax cuts, the list goes on and on. everything is getting priced in for 2025, when the tickers will rise and fall based on their own performance, but for now we pumpin everyone smallcap up.

+0.7% day
+1.1% week
that's a rough estimate, I'm away from my main computer with my login information.

I wanted to buy TSLL on election day but pussied out because I was afraid Kamala would crash the market and I've spent 2-3 weeks wanting to walk into traffic.

+0.8% Not bad.

made $500 today on SOUN just today and I cashed out
I used to slave away at a call center to earn this much in a month

I can't tell if we're all very correlated with the market or just kind of uncorrelated. I feel like /smg/ is giggafucted if a rescission happens next year.

what are anons doing? family?

Spending it alone again

nice bro, but it better not be solely because of SOUN, and you better have stops placed at half your profits.

if you're only in SOUN, get in TDUP, they are a solid secondhand online shop, just dumped an unprofitable EU division, shits still got room to pump.

smallcap season

does that mean i can finally reinvest in AQB? They make genetically augmented salmon.

Up 1.07% today
Up 1.6% for the week

sexo

genetically augmented salmon

What a brilliant idea, count me in

Like +1.9% on active trades today. Overall, +7.2% this week.

MVPs: SRRK 1/17 25c's, HTCR, LUNR
Laggards: IONQ, BKTI, AMPX
Bought: CBL, CLMT, more ROOT
Sold: AOSL, BMOOF, RCAT, VBNK

Can't complain, I guess.

some 1.6% up

+1%
It's snowing. It is supposed to snow more. I do not like this. This is too much winter in November.

Fuck mutant salmon, give me gorilla technology.

NO NO NO

come on bro, think better than that, anyone worth their salt will order the chicken tenders before ordering factory fresh genentic mutant salmon.

just look in the russel 2000, find one that hasn't pumped yet or is starting to, do a bit of DD, then buy.

or do the easier thing and find stocks with heavy (100k+) insider buying from the C-suite, easiest DD you can do. Just saw PBI with heavy insider buying, a 8 buck stock for a company worth 1bil, heck yeah ez money.

I am financially bored.

PBI

That's... not a bad idea.

Only one more good faith violation away from a 3 month fidelity ban based

UONE is set to take off once Trump is sworn in. Maybe they even get that casino built.

that's when you do naughty things with unsettled funds and leverage right?

BLOCKS
UR
PATH

COMING
SOON

THE BEPIS STRIKES BACK

RETURN OF THE BEPIS

Is that when you trade margin too much before anything gets settled?

heres one from late last night: QXO company's got 5bil in the bank waiting to buy a good deal, most likely wait til next year, so I'd say the pricing in period is starting now-ish.

Yes

Anon, I already suggested gorilla technology...

UONE

media targeting urban African American listeners

Lmao kek

-0.39% today.
I've been crabbing for a month.

Community service NGOs help people apply for government benefits. These organizations will also help them register to vote, and receive government funding.

+0.88% for the day
+1.7% for the week

Also, never invest in China.

nah man, deregulation and corporate tax cuts, or even the hint of them will be enough.

even if all factors go against me, got me stops in and I chalk em up every day. CANT LOSE IN THIS MARKET

I like the cut of your jib, son. Makes sense why you're crushing it this week.

and they only spike when the goverment is handing out money in 2020

CANT LOSE IN THIS MARKET

TOOP
SEEGNAAL

I know a company that starts with G and ends with ME that also has about $5bn liquid cash in the bank…

nah bro I've only been preparing for rotation for the last 3 months, that paired with a part time job that only covers rent so I have the rest of my time to read read read. I'm literally just standing on the shoulders of giants.

you can do it to, just takes discipline. Speaking of, gotta go to the library, corporate finance textbooks don't read themselves, also might get in a 10k.

go to check credit card balance

it says 0

It feels good to be payed up and debt free.

Can you recommend some books when you have time? I want to stop being a retard (it's probably impossible, but I still want to try)

i received 669€ for doing nothing, aka holding

credit card company increased my limit again

I don't need a $20,000 credit card

uhoh

They upped mine to $10k. In what world would somebody want that line of credit at credit card interest rates. Absolutely insane.

Well that's unfortunate

It’s over. There will never be another generational bottom. Every day people don’t buy in is a day those people get left further behind

and a little bit a chicken fry

When I bought my G-Wagon it was so funny to have them bring out the finance guy and I just laughed at them and told them just to put it all on my Amex Gold card before pouring hot boiling milk on them while whistling and walking to my new $130k German luxury SUV.

I have an assigned assistant at my bank and he kept calling in my past to ask me if I'm interested in a loan and to remind me that I don't have to pay off my credit card in full every month. He is such a nice guy, always looking after my ((((best interest))))

I've never used a credit card, I just use a debit card instead.

remind me that I don't have to pay off my credit card in full every month.

I would genuinely laugh in his face if I was told that and make him feel like a complete idiot

You should always use a credit card. You are leaving money on the table using a financial tool for teenagers with no credit history.

Unironically this. I haven't used my debit card in years. It's completely worthless considering my credit card gives me all kinds of great cash back benefits.

I'd generally expect the card issuer to be getting the better end of the deal.

Yeah, it's quite funny. I'm too polite to straight out ridicule him though.
I could simply revoke marketing consents, but then I would have to pay a free to maintain this card. So instead I just accept the fact he will call me from time to time to boost my mood.

I AIN'T GOT SHIT for the AIR FRYER today
what a bunch of SHIT
just have to eat SHIT instead of GOOD SHIT

pic

KEK

SMCI finished the day up 11%?

Credit cards make money off of retarded people and fees they charge stores to accept them. They are constantly trying to get you to spend money you dont have. But for fiscally responsible people this temptation never becomes a reality.

I wish fur trapping was still profitable. We need girls to start wearing environmentaly friendly, renewable furs again.

Fisher cats

Prices for pelts have varied considerably over the past 100 years. They were highest in the 1920s and 1930s, when average prices were about US$100.[6] In 1936, pelts were being offered for sale in New York City for $450–750 per pelt.[72] Prices declined through the 1960s, but picked up again in the late 1970s. In 1979, the Hudson's Bay Company paid $410 for one female pelt.[72] In 1999, 16,638 pelts were sold in Canada for C$449,307 at an average price of $27.[73]

Furs were valuable back then but even $100 at the time for a fur would be around $7500 today.

never invest in China

Buying BABA on Monday

They make money from taking a 5% cut of almost every transaction in the fucking country. It's a "juge" scam, but unless we blow up V and MA, we gotta play along and get the cash back.

I boughted today

The way it works in practice is that merchants bake the fees into the price so everyone pays a little bit and credit card users are given a little bit back in compensation for participating (plus the fraud protection which would otherwise be worth a lot more.)
If you have a *very* nice bank (like USAA's FSB) debit cards can be ok. I've gotten them to take fraudulent charges off my card before. Generally it's not a great idea to use debit cards except as a backup though unless you have very little self control.

Also having access to the credit can be really good for bursty things like emergancies and it lets much more effectively self insure things which can save you a ton of money.

I used to be one of the "no credit card" people for similar reasons until my last gf talked me into getting a discover card. It's definitely worth it.

Payment processing companies make money by charging merchants swipe fees: a flat amount plus a percentage of the transaction. Some merchants may pass this fee onto the card user via a surcharge, or will give people "discounts" for using debit or cash. Most merchants don't do that which means people who don't use credit cards are the losers while the card users and payment processing companies are the winners.

I'll take it into consideration. I've never had fraudulent charges.

based

based

TRAPS
ARE
GAY

based

Bubble tea is so fucking disgusting. I don't know how anybody drinks that shit

I should have bought MSTU at 170, now that it's at 212

he listened to a woman

Men will do crazy things to get the attention of women.

sounds very american

THIS
what a fucking RETARD

Women get credit cards and rack up charges and pay the minimum balance so that men can get comfy rewards and get free shit for paying their shit on time every month.

Today

Up 100$

Week

Down 400$

And I'm perfectly fine with that.

Adam and Eve: the original tale of why men being simps to women literally causes the downfall of civilization

You could have been living in the kingdom of heaven with God by your side, but thanks to a woman, you are stuck here bagholding $70 SOXL bags instead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

I sold SOXL at $67 a few months back. The idea of buying in at that time is hilarious tho

Just want to say fuck baggie once again for telling me to sell VZ before that $44 gap fill finishes

bbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEED

Dump your NVDA stocks and stock up on physical NVDA

+1.6
+0.58

Debating moving the 1.6 after Trump’s inauguration

Goddammit here we go again...

You’d have to be retarded to consider buying the 4000 series at this point anyway.

Gamers don't deserve graphics cards anyways, they keep making big gaming companies fail.

I'm tired of hearing about AI and crypto ponzi shit. Maybe I'll sell everything and come back when the stock market doesn't look like an insane asylum.

I bought MARA 1/17 $26 calls at close because of the bullish engulfing on the weekly but I'm not feeling great about it. Thanksgiving week usually rallies at least.

+1.23% for the day. Anyone got the “give me your money retard” image so I can smugpost when I sell options?

investing in the return to normal

ok anon

I upgraded my 2080 Super to a 4070 Super last month. I'm a based 1080p gamer so this thing is gonna last forever.

Post YTDs

Honestly there should be a card where it immediately takes the money from your account, like a debit card, but gives you a normal cashback (2%/3%) immediately plus a bit more due to not having waited 1-2 months to pay for this balance (0.3% to 0.6% with current rates). Plus the issuer does not have to worry about you being good for the money, so they have lesser costs. I think this would work pretty well, but it's just too antisemitic to be allowed.

are you the short CFD income krautanon?

Also, YPF. I've been shilling since like $17.

That's what happoons when you drink anything other than WATER and pussy juice.

most games seem just fine on a 1060
having advanced gaming graphics cards the past 6 or so years has been largely pointless

Vanguard won't do the calculation on less than 12 months of data
so you will need to calculate that yourself

53, very nice. What was your strategy?

I think there are some credit union debit cards that do this. I remember a coworker telling me about it ine time.

Bad math

The card companies also sell CDOs with the accrued balances. That would eliminate another talmudic profit avenue.

I literally just bought and held BTI last December and sold it near the top in September.
Now I am riding VZ up for a gap fill.

The BTI dividends were very fat.

+45.40%

+130% but i'm still down from two years ago "lol"

+26.67

Next thread

early leaf bake AGAIN

I need to get a heating pad for my back. But I’m going to end up fucking it if i buy one

I have some filing to do

i'm not posting in that thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=sxsH764BPww

I'm 200% nigger
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

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