/smg/ - Stock Market General

/smg/ - Stock Market General

ywn have a bratty anime girl sister that's lazy, eats junk food, and plays vidya all day

Why even live?

Next time if I'm awake I'm doing early bake to counter these canadian flag shitskins with their shitty low-effort threads. Unfortunately we have to police ourselves in this way.

pic unrelated

shockingly antisemitic Canadian op

RCAT!
Up 9.25% in the fake and gay hours!

I'm doing some quick searches on MSTR and for the love of god I cannot figure out how they are not just simply overleveraged bitcoin long.

how does MSTR meet its debt obligations

how does MSTR generate yield from bitcoin

Haven't seen a single source explaining clearly what happens when bitcoin price goes down significantly. It's either a word salad or a dumb appeal to emotion presented as patronising dismissal.

I would love to be wrong though. Anyone smarter than me looked into MSTR?

Jesus christ it really is true that no matter how attractive a Mexican chick is, she'll eventually turn into a goblina sooner or later. I thought it was just a meme.

no links

early bake

no links

anti-semite

Fake Canadian thread. We might be into futa and giantess but we're not racists.

look up punterjeff or ryquant on x

How is Trudeau this based? Compare him to Orban, this gigantic faggot.

I have mixed feelings about this. Trudeau is a giant cuck so it makes me want to support israel instead.

why did MSTR have a little baby pump about 5 minutes before after hour close even though bitcoin was going down at the time?

based Justin, feels good to be proud of my cunt for once

Post sharpe ratio

I made money this week

Well.. have a good weekend everyone. If we sell off on Monday I’ll buy back in. Nothing is stopping America.

It's just hot air, he knows Netanyahu is never coming to Canada for any reason.

Orban:

Hates Muslims

Meanwhile supports Russia, opposes Ukraine

Russia has a not minor muslim population

Russia is actually heavily multiethnic (logically due to its size)

Supports Israel despite the countless theories Jews import Muslims and Thirdies into EU

Poor as fuck

All the while thinking they are white

All the while speaking a noneuropean language

All the while calling themselves like a noneuropean people

Were part of Austria-Hungary in WW1(beaten the shit out of them)

Were friendly towards Nazigermany in WW2, actually allied even (KEK)

They are bootlicker niggers

Trudeau:

Fidel Castro's son

Easy

Tonight... it's sushi (rainbow roll)

i made some stir fry using the new stir fry sauce I bought at H Mart
it was pretty good

do you think asians get a kick out of their store being called H mart? Do they make jokes about them keeping the blue rays and figurines in the back?

There's too much stuff on Alibaba... I'll never finish shopping...

i have no idea, I don't talk to any asians

How to be normal?

Thinking about children again aren't you turkroach?

I only saw people with white hands taking pictures of it in their review.

Why does it have a penis coming out of it's belly button?

I think that is supposed to be just a belly button. Severely botched. I for one have an "innie"-belly button, although I only know that term in the context of pussies and not bellybuttons, but let's use it here too.

innie/outie for navel predates the use for vagina. i'm pretty sure.

i'm starting to suspect that the russia/ukraine conflict is being partly orchestrated to get the markets to gap up on monday's because of the

no war over the weekend, yaay!

relief.
and to push oil down, too.

let's take this to a test:

if no war escalation over the weekend, the SPX will gap up within a stones throw of 6000pts for the RMH on monday.

The best part about this is:

Ukraine uses new weapon

market dumps for 10-30min

PUTIN DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY USE NUKES

repump and pump higher

Ich sehe weder in der Tagesschau noch im heute journal Berichte zu den Massen-Protest-Bewegungen gegen den Krieg. Weder aus der Ukraine, noch aus Russland. Oder sonstwo her.
Nix.
Null.
Kein Interesse an Frieden.
Nada.
Scheinen alle noch (viel zu) zufrienden damit zu sein! Die Bevölkerung der Konfliktpartein eingeschlossen.

Aber Saint Floyd hat die Massen weltweit mobilisiert...

Honk! Honk!

no NIGGERS AND JEWS in the OP

SHIGG TO THA DIGG

pic vergessen

Welcher Frieden aber? Russlands Ziele begrenzen sich wohl nicht auf die östlichen Provinzen. Und wenn die Ukrainer sich als anderes Volk ansehen, dann ist das wohl zu respektieren. Geographisch ist die Distanz zwischen Moskau und Kiew größer als zwischen Berlin und Warschau. Es ist also nachvollziehbar, dass sie sich nicht als ein Volk betrachten und dementsprechend auch nicht mehr "unterjocht" bzw. eingegliedert werden möchten. Zumindest wenn wir annehmen, dass sie tatsächlich auch ohne Putin frei wären oder sich zumindest als frei empfinden (man muss ja auch immer das subjektive Empfinden berücksichtigen, auch wenn sie objektiv vielleicht auch unter Selensky unfrei sind).

Nach knapp 3 Jahren, muss Russland gezwungen werden aufzuhören, und dass dann eben mit Feuerkraft, weil sie ja sonst wohl nicht aufhören.
In Anbetracht der Umstände, insbesondere der NICHTfolgen/Nonhappening, hätte man diese Waffen auch eher liefern können.

Ich kann Russlands Verhalten gegenüber der NATO nachvollziehen. Sie fühlen sich eingekreist. Aber dann hätten sie auch gegenüber Finnland handeln müssen, was sie nicht getan haben. Und für die Zukunft stellt sich die Frage, insbesondere für "CIS"-Länder bzw. Ex-Sovjet, wie Russland sich ihnen gegenüber verhalten wird. Wenn die freiwillig wieder eingegliedert werden wollen, gut, kann mir egal sein.

Man könnte außerdem sagen die Krim war länger griechisch als russisch.

Sewastopol (ukrainisch und russisch Ceвacтóпoль, wissenschaftliche Transliteration Sevastopolʹ, von altgriechisch Σεβαστούπολις (Sebastoupolis),

Der griechische Name Sebastoupolis (Σεβαστούπολις) ist zusammengesetzt aus sebastós (griech. σεβαστóς, „ehrwürdig, erhaben“) und pólis (altgriechisch πόλις „Stadt, Staat“).

Finished my filing
It's always fun going through my files and seeing old documents

Ja, aber was nun?
Weiteres eskalieren ist bisher nicht passiert; die schmeißen sich gegenseitig ziemlich höflich mit Bomben zu und schlachten sich weitestgehend zivilisiert munter gegenseitig ab.
Ich kann da aber ehrlich gesagt kein definiertes, zu erreichendes Ziel erkennen. Von beiden seiten nicht.
Beiden Bevölkerungen scheint das ganze auch nach drei Jahren noch nicht so zu schmerzen, dass man sich bewegt und ein Ende "fordert."
Sei es auf die Straße gehen, irgendwas anzünden, remmidemmi machen.
Ne, business as usual.
Und das ist meiner Ansicht nach der springende Punkt. Das ist "business" dort drüben und nicht maßgeblich ein Konflikt zwischen zwei Parteien mit sich überschneidenden Bedürfnissen.

Man könnte ja mal auch einen anderen Weg einschlagen. Zelensky soll mal einen github Account auf machen und dort in ein paar commits seine Ziele open source formulieren. Das gleiche kann dann Putin tun und die community soll nach einem Weg suchen (forken) wie sich beides in einem Gefüge vereinbaren lassen könnte.
Ja, nö, hat keiner Bock drauf.

Weder eine Ansprache von Zelensky noch Putin mit persönlicher Einladung zu "Verhandlungen"... gabs auch noch nicht, iirc.

Big business eben.
Rubel rollt.
Weitere €100b für die Bundeswehr werden kommen.

a free investment, just need to make sure I follow the rules this time

I've wanted an India/Canada war ever since they started their immigration fiasco. That would be the funniest conflict in the history of conflicts.

Does anyone have the picture of the sexy girl in a red dress eating ice cream and then another picture of her a few years later fat as fuck?

Trudeau redemption arc?

Grocery outlet has a better deal.

$3.99 for a whole ass turkey (if you purchase $35 or more). Pay money for stocks, not food.

they exist IRL, they're just annoying fat retards

I'm only buying a frozen turkey breast since It's just me

it's gonna be december in no time. time sure does fly.
im just gonna have a frozen pizza probably. turkey is not good food. and i never understood stuffing or cranberry sauce.

I like white turkey meat because it's bland just like me

Anything that goes into the Thanksgiving meal is simply a vehicle for gravy. Turkey/stuffing/mashers on their own are bland, but when drizzled in fresh made gravy are iconic.

I’m doing surf and turf for thanksgiving this year since nobody really likes turkey..

Nobody takes Canada seriously. This is the equivalent of your 2 year old brother threatening to beat you up.

The key to turkey is the gravy and having the leftover for meals as well as sandwiches. That's like when a company splits and you end up with two tickers for the price of one.

Karaoke night again. Going to try some Rod Stewart.

i like gravy

but when drizzled in fresh made gravy are iconic.

like a yt girl covered in dog semen

I love how my qt 2nd wife shakes her hips

YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT

Tell your cousins next time to use more durable plastic. I'm awaiting my new shipment.

Where is that lil qt scoopsies? I've been drinking and I want to pinch his tooshie.

big gay

What's your slots strat Rorckler? I'm going to Vegas in a month and haven't played slots for more than 5 minutes.

Don't fuck around. Rather than sit there and pump quarters into a machine, just buy the bonus round outright. You'll have a lot more success that way. The casinos prefer a slow bleed out of you. That's why you have to come at them hard. Enjoy your trip and don't forget to visit the top tier restaurants there.

My mom likes the machine called "Quick Hits"
Idk why exactly, something about how the bonus mode is structured.

big cake face

Rocker they want us to do another interview video

i.4cdn.org/pol/1731728407481199.webm

Cashnado is the GOAT

Quick hits is an old school machine, I have a lot of respect for the old machines. They had a lot of character.
who is u?

who is u?

buy a bunch of shitty Garmin watches that are 6 years old on clearance for $10 each

sell them online for $80, market price

have broke even with another 6 to go

took profit on WMT leaps

God i love capitalism

Oh hello poem anon! I agree, I think me, you, and scoopsies should make a video. Scoopsies seems to have a chip on his shoulder when it comes to coding and you need to knock that chip off his shoulder.

He's probably a better coder than me anyway

My best performing stock is up 312%
My worst performing one is up 24%
All up, my portfolio is up 187%

I want to have sex with brown girls

Don't ever say that. You'll prove otherwise when we all meet up at his Seattle villa. He said he would buy us some clown pussy when we visit. If you don't want to indulge that's fine, but you still have to be naked.

i'm allergic to dogs, so i'll pass

My worst performing one is up 24%

that is pretty lucky

Poem anon, you're a sweet bb boi. Stop fighting destiny and join forces with me and scoopsies. You're already a richfag, all you have to do is follow us and you'll be guaranteed with success.

Switched from robinhood to Webull and couldn't be happier

Walmart signals it will raise prices if tariffs are implemented

That sounds...bullish(?) for Walmart

Tried playing Madden 20 which I bought.. EA turned off support for it in april. That’s why I pirate everything I play and watch.

Madden hasn't been good since '18

it's VOO btw

Kai cenat claims that he has been coughing up blood during his subathon and only after he made 500k subs, highest ever for a Twitch streamer

I think its bullshit but can you imagine one of the biggest earning streamers on Twitch dying during the adpocalypse? Very bullish for AMZN kek

'08

Futures

youtu.be/poo-_z6DhgU?si=TICXYgxFUYHbPTrg

Bitcoin status?

top and you don't get any halts on the way down, just freefall until you pay a million coins for pizza again. I will not tell anyone I told them so, I will be selling my stocks and setting higher stops, bitcoin is now the buffer to a crash. happened with the yen carry

I should have, tried ‘you it wear it well’ (your weight) but the lyrics came on too fast and I was unprepared

congrats bro, I would say the same if I focused more on learning the ins and outs of the market earlier, but hey I got 4 months of knowledge and that should carry me in these transitory times, but won't be good enough when the crash comes 2027 according to economist survey, meaning it will happen 2026 at latest.

youtu.be/hQqNUwNNkTo?si=ePE-YlV6q-PfFhpN

just sanction everybody and push them into the arms of China

Our sisters own us sex.

Bluesky

So is this an actual competitor to TwitterX or some Tumblr bullshit? I noticed TONS of hentai porn artists fled to that shit recently.

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