Did you know George washington was already married when he was 14. Napoleon commanded his first army when he was 12 years old. Vincent van gogh made his first portrait when he was 2 years old. Einstein could do real analysis proofs when he was in 1th grade.
Why am I telling you this? To say it is completely over. In your next life make sure your parents are coaching you from when you are a toddler okay.
Did you know George washington was already married when he was 14...
omg so true. tell em sis!!
I have stooped so low only a lolcow tranny replies to my threads these days. My god.
I prefer touhous without dicks
Nobody said or posted anything about touhous with dicks
skill issue
rare based ritsufag
omg you browse kiwifarms too? slayyyy queen <3
loveee lolcow farm too!! love keeping up with the juicy drama and getting to know all the details about my favourite internet celebrities..
love u bestie, we will keep up on discord ok xx
Your “next life” is your descendants' lives.
Everyone keeps insisting they have dicks, like ZUN said they are not gay or any of that faggot shit, like why do people just think it's okay to do this futashit
Virtually all prodigies are groomed by their families. Being skilled is determined a huge amount by the enviroment you live in. Don't expect to make fantastic greek statues if you live in a village in africa where all you have is cowshit and mud.
I don't, but you have no fucking soul.
I doubt that
I don't know who they are. Maybe you are refering to "they/them" on twitter, but nobody is thinking about dicks here other than you
i would simply make a fantastic greek statue regardless of the environment i live in
I go into 2hu threads and I see shit like "nuenis" and "getting corrected by clownpiece's cock"
i'm pretty sure these are tourists
ooh love the fiesty sassy attitute babes.. lovin the Anon Babbleer!!! love you sexy xo love our little chats xx
yeah this is the fake emily
No you wouldn't. Contemplate on pic related
2hu fanbase is full of autists and a lot of autists are trannies. So it's expected I guess
kys
omg oh you XD
reply to my message on discord lets chat xx
these autists and transgenders stole our culture and ruin it
There is a trans epidemic in the autism population. They get turned into furries or trannies or both.
I miss when you were an outcast for watching anime...
umm we made it better sweetie
Do you know what they all have in common? They're dead. And me? I've never done anything in my life and I'm still alive. I think someone here won.
actually there are no transgenders, there are white supremacists LARPing as transgenders and shit
And what about when you die?
there is nothing to contemplate you just need to choose to excel at everything you do
Ah, but why do you choose being stupid all the time? You could just choose not to whenever, but I haven't seen you do that yet
i have never been stupid in my entire life
Seems to contradict with everything you say here on bant
you're just not intelligent enough to appreciate the wit and intellect in my posts
And what about when you die?
I will leave that question to my future self. In the end the important thing is the present, and the facts are: I am winning.
Hey Ritsu,
Glad you got out of goblin mode.
What should I do this weekend? Thinking I'm going to play Left 4 Dead 2 with my friends online but that's the only plan so far.
hope you are doing well!
Okay. If you are so smart then. Prove 1 + 1 = 2.
Every single second that goes by you are closer and closer to death. You will one day lose.
I was never in goblin mode shut up!
what should I do this weekend?
Idk. Relax, be productive maybe, have fun.
i'm perfectly happy with 1+1=2 being an unsubstantiated axiom i have no strong desire to prove it
I'm not happy. So do it
sounds good!
did you know ritsu is a transexual hapa goblin and nothing he says will ever matter
i'm busy at the moment maybe later
I gave generic advice and he is happy.
You are still mad at me aren't you?
Just choose to not be busy.
You will one day lose
Does it really matter? I mean, unless there's an afterlife, there won't be anyone who will throw my defeat in my face. In fact, my consciousness will cease exactly at the moment of my defeat (death). But now, at this moment, I am fully aware and able to enjoy the knowledge that I am currently better than all these geniuses who are currently in a coffin, regardless of their accomplishments.
Okay, but are you better than people who are alive and are enjoying themselves more than you currently?
i am choosing to be busy
Oh really?
I win
idgi
When I was 10 years old my mom started stealing social security benefits in my name and this continued until I was 26 when the government 'adult dependent' tax credits ran out. She deliberately discouraged me from finishing university on time and working because she could get more tax credits from me making less than 5k a year. She then called me a parasite as she could no longer get money out of me. She doesn't understand why I don't have a successful career or kids.
Define "being better".
I win. I'm the champion.
She knows, she is just gaslighting you. Sue her
Being better at the things that matter to you.
What if I'm someone who stops caring about anything I'm bad at? Am I automatically equal in value to whoever made me stop caring about what was important to me?
Value is subjective to the person. If you lived in infinite bliss for eternity with no needs or wants it would make the rest of the world completely worthless to you.
So if I get cucked and stop caring about relationships because of that, and later become a monk (while chad is still fucking my ex-wife) will I still be losing? Even if I don't give a shit about it anymore?
If you feel like you are losing you are a loser. That's your reality. Other people can percieve you as a loser, if you take that to heart you become a loser to yourself by proxy. Really being a loser is subjetive. Who cares if someone calls you a loser, if in your own world you are a winner, and that is self evident.
With that said, I now can say that I'm indeed a loser by all means when compared to other living people, yaaaaay.
Go goon or something.
Oh, you want to talk about historical marriage?
napoleon married his wife when she was 13, he gave her a full size carousel as a wedding gift.
Uooo cunny wifee cunny wifee
I'm going to fap to some fate/go hentai then.
Have fun!
I downloaded FGO on my tablet recently and I was surprised by how easy it was. Can I turn on hard mode and get better rewards?
man shut the fuck up
things i can beat you in: basketball, baseball, football, tenisball, armwrestling(id fucking break your hand), any athletic event literally ever, iq test, in geometry, algebra, geography, biology, piloting, driving, kayakking, surfing, hairstyling, history, science, fucking almost literally everything there is in the world
things you can beat me in:
minesweeper
boooohooooo my parents didnt take me to guitar lessons i probably wouldnt attend when i was 8 boooohoooo i will never be good even doe jimmi hendrix first touched a fucking guitar ever at 16
man shut the fr*ck up
nobody talked to you though also im right though
You need to take a chill pill. Why are you so obsessed with beating me?
yeah whatever go back to playing minesweeper and complaining about not having enough time when you have decades of functionality ahead of you tard
The OP post was an obvious joke. If you didn't get that, then idk what to tell you.
no i get it dumbass cause youd do the opposite usually it wasnt funny kill yourself
sigh im sorry that was uncalled for ill stop talking i take the things i said back
Stop being angry and stop bringing up minesweeper. I don't get the point of it. Why are you obsessed with the idea of beating me at stuff? You do realise that beating one random person at things literally does fuck all for you.
i said im sorry sorry ritsu for being mean sorry mycroft for bumping your selfie im sorry
that's literally not me i don't look like that
Okay good. Maybe we get some character development here. Maybe you can redeem yourself
I am less gay than you howsoever so it is a net win
also hope you are ok fag
infinite - 1 is still infinite.
Learn how to use greentext, retard
Uncontrollable anger is normal BBC withdrawl symptoms for whiteboys like yourself. Completely understandable
ritsu is this your boyfriend
It's me on a different Anon Babble account
just try to be less gay
I know it's impossible but try
poopy smell
don't kill twinks with rocks
You can’t even reply to the correct post, kill yourself dumbass gay faggot bitch
Be nice in my thread
You don’t have to worry about that, he won’t kill a fatlard
do not be so angry
the poop smell might go away
you dont even make sense esltard
Are you a twink
Stop fighting and kiss already
He’s a fat (lazy) nigger
What the fuck do you not understand in that, retard
i'm not fat or lazy or a nigger
What do you think of homosexual rape, non lazy non nigger?
not a fan of rape desu
You’re a lazy nigger and you know it
What are you a fan of then, industrious white gentleman?
Hi. I heard you were perma banned for the usual. How are you?
I don't even remember what I got banned for, but they wouldn't show me. I'm doing okay
consensual homosexual sex
Also what's the sauce on any of this? What the fuck did Washington's parents teach him about giving women head so he would marry early? As far as I know as an American, Washington prolly was still embarrassed for cutting down that cherry tree at that age.
theyre all lies retard dont you know what google is
I don't have sources on hand just trust me
What do you think of homosexual sex with XL level girthed cocks and is your anal capable of handling such dimensions
That's what I would think. They're all not true. But this is Ritsu's schtick. He wants to make a career in music but his not-very-helpful mom didn't teach him much of anything of anything and so he wishes he had a supportive family and learned music from a young age; ergo, he is saying via real life examples "If you weren't a success as a child, you'll never make it." Whether he is correct or not on this, you and I can't tell really. I may have changed my opinion slightly? I don't know.
idk probably not
career
Bit of a stretch, but I guess getting somewhere decent with music would be nice. Not that I see myself working for other people.
Just say was it a book, a Facebook post, Google, etc. I'll try to find the actual source and compare it with real biographical sources. Or maybe not. I'm just very skeptical of the accuracy of these statements and anyway this is 3 people from a very different time, place, and circumstances than you.
I made them up on the spot.
What can it handle then
Dude... why–? Are you just making up excuses for why people aren't successful? Or why you aren't? I'm sure I'm misinterpreting the OP but then what did you want to say, hm? Spit it out./Raus mit dem!
can't tell you that
It was a joke thread. It was supposed to be ironic. I guess the message is to not take other peoples achievments so seriously?
this has already been covered ITT and he already dodged the topic
What do you think of ritsu?
This thread is ending now. Ritsu needs to do his guitar homework. Time to say goodbye!
You aren't allowed to end my thread.
Yeah, sure. From the point of view of an American and having a general sense of the new "meta-meta irony", I would have suggested something else but whatever. If I may use an example from the thing I'm listening to, a screenshot of a Facebook post with these people and their "achievements" listed, saying at the end "What have YOU achieved TODAY?" with an AI Minions Napoleon Bonaparte would've been meta-irony, I think.
Anyway, it's good if you're in a better mood and able to make jokes. I need to be racist towards niggers and Serbs and Turks so I have to go. See ya.
It's not that deep. Have fun doing that
he's okay i guess
Ask for his discord, he is really fun to talk to. Anon Babble only shows a fraction of his autism.
i dislike the second norwegian a million times more than ritsu
ritsu can atleast beat me in minesweeper i am sure that other fag cannot win against me in anything conceivable on earth LMAO holy fuck i would beat the fuck out of you. dont reply to me
by general association i am now slightly mad at everyone in this thread as well
I smack ritsus asshole around in chess every day like there i no tomorrow
He would easily beat you at fitness stuff and math probably to be honest
No you fucking dont
i don't use discord
kill yourselves
Be nice
Aw little whiteboy feeling iffy over not getting his BBC today. Many such cases!
cringelord
Oh no...
Hey. You blundered a bishop, but don't let that bother you. You can do it!
Would you let me rape you? (not violently)
useless retarded ass norwegian
if i let you then it wouldn't be rape
Oof. That queen loss was rough, but you can still maybe draw the game
literally the worst player i have ever played, undeveloped until turn fucking 20, it would be like 10+ for me if you put my position 2 turns before my castle
Why did you stop playing?
Actually shut the fuck up everyone
You all ain’t shit
youre not funny cause you dont understand chess ritsu lol
Would you let me fuck you in the ass? (Not violently)
resigned, i can beat you extremely easily if you want to go agaim though but i dont have a lot of time, was kind of hurrying this game too
no
Doesn't that make you a worse player if you lose against someone who isn't properly developing?
i didnt lose i fucked up, i was winning the game
Lmao Greek lost and still keeps running his bitch mouth KEK
heh you played 5x better than me but didnt see a retarded move cause you were too focused on your offense and disrespecting and hurrying to win
No you were not lmao
Idk how he keeps doing this
Kek he’s 100% SWEATING playing round 2
Beating Greek anon is gonna become a bant tradition at this rate
you suck at the game
That was so easy it was embarassing
LMAOOOOOOO
you quite literally were losing
Dude. Just give up. Call it a day
this guy plays in such a retarded fucking way i have to adapt to his low iq offensive playstyle, i havent played in years
If i beat you in this one will you agree to be ritsus concubine slut?
you quite literally were losing in every game
play me retarded fucking norwegian loser
dont do that you weirdo
id beat your fucking face in if i ever saw you
If you lose this one your tight virgin asshole is his
Which faggot loser keeps sending takeback
I misclicked
... Anon I. You need to stop doing this to yourself
If you don't make a move in 2 minutes you lost
Greek
No takebacks here little vro
Kek
quite literally botted moves
Little greek boi can't keep his cool
i wasnt born yesterday
Why do you play like an infant then
good job you know how to TAS chess games play me in real life with no bots and see how well you fare you fucking dumbass, do you think im retarded i can tell you know 0 theory and are double digit IQ
ahahahah full on cope. You can't claim the other guy sucks then say he is botting
he does suck
Then why did you lose 3 times in a row?
you suck at the game
quite literally botted moves
He can't make up his mind if i'm too good or bad
the only game I will genuinely give him is the 3rd one, first 1 he played terribly and I was in a hurry so i blundered twice cause fuck it, second one I wasnt expecting him to be playing noobstomping tactics so I lost due to disrespect, the third one I blundered early on and then it was a losing battle from there
Gem thread
I was in a hurry so i blundered twice
I wasnt expecting him to be playing noobstomping tactics so I lost due to disrespect
I blundered early on and then it was a losing battle
So in other words, you're bad at the game.
id play you more but i have things to do sorry you can go browse r9k and post about bbcs and your dick girth being unable to please a woman LMAO or whatever else that you do. Ill go bench 130kg for reps. See ya
Kek. So you admit that you blundered a bunch and lost that way. So skill issue
i didnt have my mind on the game at all + im not used to the online interface i only play in real life cause im not a sweaty incel with an eboyfriend like you dumb retarded nigger
stop backing your little discord boyfriend up clueless retard
130 kg of cope.
kill yourselves. peace
Kek
also the "blunder" WAS A LITERAL MISCLICK he was too afraid to takeback and i was outplaying him in a disadvantaged position. but kay.
Did i do well, ritsu and pajeet-kun?
yeah really funny suck my balls
whatever fuck you all im better lol dont reply
Bro go lift or do literally anything. This can't be good for your blood pressure
just go to bed and cry yourself to sleep already
I kneel
You never realise this but you embarrass yourself way too much. Just fucking admit your loss for once, bitch-brained retard
You did good!
but kay
Imagine a fully grown man typing this out KEK
Also why do you only know geometry and algebra? I forgot to ask earlier.
lol