/SMG/ Stock market general

I changed Misc to Misc smg. So if anyone bothers to copy and paste the OP for the next bake, but doesn't put a title we can still find the new thread. Best solution because we can't delete threads.

Glad to have you here. Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

Remember: The stock isn't your sister, it doesn't love you back.

nothing's wrong when you've got your sunglasses on anon
(happy day takes many forms Ed boy)

i saw yuuka's penis on the front page of Anon Babble, am i cursed or blessed, i don't know, i am confused, i am hiding help

*sungrasses
total auto correct deletion

blue boards

somehow even gayer than red boards, sorry
idk what you were expecting

i don't know if the presence of yuuka's nether reigons would be considered a blessing or a curse

DXY is as they say OVERBOOT but positioning for a continued rally is light unlike in gold, yields....??? i think the yuan could get it's pp smacked over the coming months but don't ask me to explain beyond the feeling in my balls. and if it happens i imagine it would have chinky stinky stock implications which could negatively impact leveraged macedobro

warning: you are blocked from posting for violating no NSFW on blue boards

check all the anime girls I posted

none of them have been deleted, all are worksafe or should be unless we're using tranny "sexy girls are bad" rules from twitter now

I literally don't know if I'm gonna be banned now for doing things that I have always done (posting sexy anime girls) and were not against the rules a month ago. I'm so tired of this shit.

Can we all agree going forward to NOT use Canada baked?

well, CHECKED

Niggers
Jews

that's what mama always says

trump's treasury secretary is a yale-educated homosexual shriner who ran money for george soros
youtube.com/watch?v=0cDT2XsGgL0

I'm saving not one but TWO smgers here by ordering at BABA and buying XIAOMI

Soros

Well we can give Trump an earful if the guy starts letting illegals into the treasury or putting commie lawyers in charge of our money.

in 10 years the youth in germany will only speak "mock-english"

youtube.com/watch?v=xWsD1mVVMBo

I wish I had a Christmas bonus but our company doesn’t give those out until March

safe

I just saw they expect PCE (wednesday) to come in at 2,3% (after 2,1% last month) and PCE core at 2,8% (after 2,7% 2x in the past months)

Disinflation my niggers

It's not disinflation. It's inflation at a slower pace.

That's what they mean by "entrenched inflation". Officially first for that you are my witnesses.

wich mean each years these fuckers are gonna raise prices and you're not gonna stop 'em with a ATH share price

This is a heterosexual cis male general so no troon pics pls thx.

I won't argue with your stupid attempt.

Yeah we’re pumping some more into THANKSigiving.

futures

turkey trot rally

I think I will have an early piece of pumpkin pie

Bending and rigging the numbers so high they can't miss. Last month they expected PCE at 2,6% and it came in at 2,7%. I can't imagine it to be 2,8%. Maybe it is, but it still looks like they just pump those numbers up so that they can say

LOOK, IT BEAT (even though it is clearly higher), THE FED CAN CUT

It was the Anon Babble janny. He tried to get me global-banned for a week on all boards because I posted anime girls in bikinis- calling it "pornography". What a fucking psycho. He is a tranny isn't he? Only a tranny would think that way.

The Anon Babble janny has been this way since 2021

im not winning and my port is going nowhere.

what do you invest in to not win?

im going to headpat this cat. i would love to know why they decided to kill that board

whats the qrd on yuuka? is she related to yotsuba?

These CNBC articles are dumb.
What they really mean is if you make 80k a year after taxes this is how much house you can afford.

Another one. What they don't tell you is that is in 1974. The equivalent today of someone giving a 17 year old kid a 750k loan.

yuuka is a touhou charicter, not related to yotsuba

the touhoe girl that reminds you to remember the good ttimes when days are dark and you are frigtehn

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS FAGGOTS

I've never had pumpkin pie. Should I? Financially speaking.

Holy based

It’s so bland. Do you like pecan?

It seems like everyone in my family likes it but me. I just think it okay. Keep in mind some people the way they make it and store bought load it up with pumpkin spice (ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg) that makes it taste different. For me much worse.

Lukewarm fusion

I think I caught aids again
are we not having movie night?

I don't think it tastes all that different from sweet potato pie, just different texture

If you have it with some of this.

I don't like most thanksgiving food.

bought the hunting permit again
bless me smg bros that I get the investment of 24$ returned with 240$ in venison.
gas the bikes, family first county now.

My sister is impressed with my stock portfolio and makes me and my penis feel loved.

What are you getting for Black Friday?

I hate when they use that auto camera zoom function. It is very distracting.

Nothing, I buy things I need as I need them.

unless I see a good deal on some hard drives, nothing.
Nintendo is being too jewish with their shit especially considering a new console generation should be around the corner and all their pokemon games are fucking broken for me to buy anything from them.

Probably a TradingView subscription.

A new fridge if I see a good deal.

Nothing. There is nothing worth buying.

not just shooting deer from your living room window

NGMI
G
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IS U EVEN WHITE HOLY FUCK

I know that feel, this year. So far the only thing I bought was a starter for my car. Making a grinding noise.

I bought this one last month.
ebay.com/itm/156046813385

Whats the movie tonight?

probably some crap again

If that warranty is real shit, that is pretty good.

I saw it on slickdeals. Some people have got bad ones, but the seller is quick to replace them. Overall people are happy with them. I'm using it as my main harddrive, not as a NAS backup or anything. Louder than my old 7200rpm 4tb, but fine for a desktop. Not overly loud. Just a louder seek.

Idk if that'll do the trick...

reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/fzrkkq/playing_this_game_with_blades_instead_of_plastic/

nah ima snipe him with a .20ga slug in his own living room first thing in the morning.

13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Mega Loplis (2024)!

wow, to think shia laboof still gets jobs

i've been wanting to watch this! but i don't know how to get into the theater. it's on malcom mithrander avenue or something can someone give me the right directions?

Movie night movie night, get in here!
The link is posted at 11:00pm EST every time not before or after ^_^

Well I survived the party. Normalfags are fucking weird man. I feel like an /smg/ party would actually be fun. And no it wouldn't be sad and awkward like the meeting those homos over at Anon Babble had.

20ga

Ah nostalgia. My first semi auto when I was 11. First guns period was a single shot 16 and bolt .22 a few years before but there was nothing like being able to just shoot repeatedly by pulling the trigger.

STFU and make a vid. You have till midnight your time.

He's been super lazy lately. I buy his excuse a few weeks back about being busy with work, but I've seen him shitposting here throughout the week. He could have spent that time researching or writing for a video, but nah, he's just not interested and is stringing us along.

He was supposed to be making some notes for one last weekend.

He's been taking notes for months

Didn’t it get bad reviews?

I have a 5 day weekend coming up for the holidays, I promise you I'll make a video that weekend or I'll film myself cutting off my own penis and balls. Honestly I didn't expect to get so hooked on black ops 6. That pretty much sucked up all my time the last couple weeks. Also don't be fucking rude chuds. I have notes now and will continue to add to them into next week. Now apologize.

Where the hell did the Chie poster go?

I will maybe apologize when the video goes up
And even, I will probably forget, so no!

Your promises are shit
you still haven't filmed yourself breathing your own asshole through a tube after the BOIL call.

What's the discord server?

9TuSSTYM

An /smg/ party might end up with someone dying of a good time

There was a Anon Babble party a few years ago and after it was over a guy posted pics showing the brownies he brought and people ate had his cum mixed into them.

it's not a film, it's a bunch of masonic symbolism in sequence

Wow I'm actually lucky I didn't lose electricity from the storm this week. There's still neighborhoods around here with no power after like four days, and may not get it till Monday

Hope everyone is having a good day and weekend.

I wonder if your old apartment got rekt and if you were still there you'd be back to having to take cold baths but without the ice.

mfw I missed movie night to babysit

NYC BULL PARTY????