Why arent you Catholic yet?

Why arent you Catholic yet?

I hate christians in general and catholics in particular.

I have no interest in molesting children or kissing nigger feet.

Repent

Because I'm not a nigger

Nah.

Cringe

the Catholic church is wrong about sexuality. they get some things right (no faggots) but many other things wrong. it causes many issues.

Cult cult cult

Because I don’t rape kids

be catholic church

tell people its good to be poor

cover up sex abuse

stack up massive wealth

Fuck you

he asked about the Catholic church not being a public school teacher

Repent on deez nuts.

god

Because I'm a proud Baptist.
But in ecumenical and love all my Ortho and Cath brothers and sisters.

We're one large army of God facing Islam and the other horrors of this world.

He was the most recorded man in the history of of mankind.
Yet the catholics and the keepers of all things Christ cannot tell us where Jesus was between the ages of 13-30.
Why is that?

I'm not a gay pedo.

the catholics knew the beginning of the story, they know the end of the story.
but what about the rest of the story?

Red letters.

Dead religion

because i dont fuck kids.

Islam

highest apostasy rates

"Muh fastest growing" - only due to birthrates

they all apostasize anyways

MENA countries are secularizing at higher rates than the West ever did

How many cousin marriages in your family?

Because the Pope’s a crypto-kike commie, that’s why.

against fucking kids

That's literally islamophobic

*goes on Anon Babble once*

Why can't the great Ummah defend Palestine? It's smoke and mirrors with your shitters, the degeneracy of many in your countries, particularly the ones not living in squalor like the Gulf is substantial.

Why arent you Catholic yet?

I'm white

i was born catholic and the more i hear from protestants the more i agree that protestantism is the sum of all heresy

You don’t get to choose, that’s what leads to modern atheistic decay with aids and fentanyl and usury. Morality is for god to decide not some silly little peasant who wants to make his pee pee tingle

What is the actual response to that bros? I love Christ he is King and my Lord and Savior I really do love Him. But how do I get over the pope kissing nigger feet? He really did that. Can I reject the Church? Doesn't that go against Him?

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pay for baptism

pay or wedding officiation

on top of tithing

worship idols

inb4 it's not idol worship, it's 'veneration'

sorry bro, I'm just going to worship the Lord is all.

HUR DURR CHRIST IS KING

HUR DURR DEUS VULT

HUR DURR GET RID OF THE HERETICS

modern catholic

none of this is true, you are nitpicking false circumstances to disavow our actions.

Based

I don't like the idea of paying indulgences, calling other men father, placing Mary above the apostles, and repeating prayers.

abrahamic desert cult and a failed rabbi prophet

Heretical Idolater, Brown-Loving Jewish Shilling Organization trying to sell itself as true Christianity

Full of browns.

Lutheran girls are better looking.

Are you a White Spaniard or Latino Immigrant?