RISK THREAD!

Gentlemen,
We relax and enjoy a RISK THREAD now.

Prospective players must tell us their chosen name, colour and starting territory in order to play.
Up to 8 players can join.
The game shall start whenever two players join us.

The game is scheduled to end by midnight, Lisbon time.

Thread theme: Chill...
youtube.com/watch?v=NAEppFUWLfc
Do not disturb the sound of silence.

Anon, will you play? Have you got what it takes? Will you stand your ground against your opponents?

Thank you jannies, for not banning me last time.
But come on, let us play. Risk is sort of political and it is a much loved and quintessential pol experience.
Have a nice day or night, you all!

Sultan, Purple, Oman

trash map

Where do you see Oman on the map?

Its literally right there

Oman is not on the map. But chose another territory and you're in.

I claim Kamchatka

tf is risk

Svinorez Horde, Poo-Tin, Orange, Moscow

You're in!
You're the same guy who chose Mscow the other time, no?

Perhaps you'll have to wait. It's a slow night.

RISK is a geopolitical war game we indulge every now and again.
A quintessential pol experience. If you haven't tried it you haven't experienced pol fully.
Do you want to try?

Kamchatka is not on the menu, anon.
You can chose another territory. You can even get the Easternmost terriory of Kirov and Perm if you want.

Yes.

I knew it.

Fuck it let's go.
Fourth Reich, Red, Germany pls

If you're asking for a territory gimme berlin

It must be the color, kek

You're in.
The game will start soon.

ROLL ANONS, ROLL!

You can expand towards two new territories each round, normally.
Please tell me which two new territories you want to expand towards.

If you have any doubts just ask.

Rollin, Suburbs first, then expanding towards Baltic. Those chuds are in need of some osvobozhdenie

Two tiles eastward, lebensraum.
also im a newfag and havent done pol risk before. how to know name of territories?

how to know name of territories?

You're doing great.
If you really want I can offer you a key with the names.
So, it's as you want...

How many T gets 22? If four, then Baltic gets secured and bases built.

Cheating cunt didnt put me as oman

I'll join.
Vlad the Impaler, Romania. Roll for Balkans. Red, or black if not available.

ROLL!

You can go for four new territories this round.
I am sorry I missed that.
It's because you rolled high.

keys pls

Calm down.
You're in.
You get to roll next round.
Be sure to reply to the appropriate comment with the map and the ROLL! order.

was dbs? Dbs no bonus?
Rolling again, Baltic faggots need to be put into closets again.

ok.
Meanwhile, roll now to this round.
It will take awhile, it's all.

Two south. Can I skip tiles? If so give me rome. If not just down two.

Yes.
You get dbs bonus.
Which four territories you want to expand NOW?

So belarus, baltic + that big chunk with Leningrad in it. + finland

Vlad here. Roll for Balkans.

No, you can't skip tiles, but you can cross the sea if it's ... feasable or acceptable

This thread belongs in Anon Babble

Anon Babble is for discussion of politics, not playing games.

You have one more as Baltics and Finland are the same territory.
Be quick.

gib bit of pooland

As requested, I'm giving the names of the territories.

This is the numbered key map.

I, king cockroach of the color poo brown, choose western turkey to begin my crusade to bring pestilence and mediocrity to the Mediterranean.

And here is the table with the names of the territories to each the numbers correspond.

NOTE: I will not accept "rolls" with numbers.

Anywhere. Closer to King Turkroach the better.

I WILL NOT ACCEPT NUMBERS.

Anons, pleaase. Try to reply to the appropriate comment with the map and the roll order.
It's better if you reply just once.
And pleaase, put your name up... in the name bracket on top of the comments box.

I don't even understand your question.
But yes, the number you roll can influence what territories you get.

Eastward please, 4 terrortories touching my starting one.

I claimed slovakia and hungary already and rolled trps (). How many does it get me, idk yet. but I intend to get the adrian sea coast

Someone else can take my territories. Im gonna play vidya

Amazing. I hosted them a lot back in the days. Have a great game guys, this is a part of Anon Babble (and Anon Babble) culture that's very close to my heart.

ROLL!

Anons, please... PAY ATTENTION:

I WILL NOT ACCEPT NUMBERS. You tell me a direction or the aproximate name of the territories you want. I WILL NOT ACCEPT NUMBERS.

Poo Tin gets to expand towards SIX territories.
King Roach and Vlad the Impaler get to expand towards FOUR territories.
Fourth Reich gets only the normal two.

Thank you anon, I agree.

As is tradition in my country, I will steal anons territory he has abandoned.

I guess it's yours if you get there first. I am more interested in Turkish blood!

I declare Exterminatus on the Turkroaches! Spill through Turkey.

Constantinople, Istanbul, and 2 more touching those please. Also why dafuq pootin get more land he already molestered Ukraine irl

Rollin
Croatia, serbia, transylvania, novorussia, lombardy, veneto

Okay.
But please reply directly to the comment with the map and the roll order.
Do so by clicking in the numbers on top of the comment.

it’s been a long while since i’ve seen a risk thread. based. thanks op.

Thank you anon, I agree.

I was contemplating hosting again some time but the last time, which was near the start of this year, my threads on Anon Babble got either moved to Anon Babble or didn't get any traction. The last time I hosted on Anon Babble, I think last year, I got moved to Anon Babble too... Man, a couple years ago we had those kinda games almost daily but I figured the practise died down due to mod intervention... If your thread stays up tho then maybe I'll try myself again sometime the following days.

I see. I'm learnding

ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

Thank you, anon.

Take me northeast pls sir

They tend to ban me.
I don't care. We have fun for an hour or two usually.
And I am addicted to this place and I should get out, so it's better if I'm banned, kek.

But I have a lot of time to kill like today... that's why I do this threads. And sometimes I just feel like doing it, but it's rare.

Anyway, it's a massive waste of time... but it's kind of cool.

Rolling for Svinorez in Galicia and Kiev

Do you guys want to continue here?

I won't quit until I've browned the whole continent

huh,
kinda lame but wat can I do, Svinorez must happen

If another anon replies, we have a game.

Continue war against Turkey

I guess

Poo Tin roleld zero on pol. I'll wait for the other anon... Vlad... for 2 minutes and then I'll proceed.

WE HAVE A GAME!

ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

King Cockroach gets to advance towards FOUR territories this round.

Poo Tin didn't advance as he rolled zero.

Advice: You shouldn't be pushing your luck if your wars aren't going smooth because your opponent is so much more powerful.

They tend to ban me.

Fucking jannies ...

Anyway, it's a massive waste of time

It's recreational and, depending on the group that gather, you are able to flex your geography knowledge or learn something. It's also great for political satire as people use to pick current political issues as themes for their countries.

Just saw they moved it again FUCKING HELL

Expand towards caspian sea. That roach turd must be pushed back in

I have a Risk Thread going almost every Saturday after 20 or 21 or close to 22... Lisbon time.

Honey badger DGAF. War continues.

donbass, rostov

NW towards donbass please, I wish to exterminate orks

Nice! Next game I'll be there.

Color: orange
Name: fruit
Roll for Italy

ROLL!

Things are getting interesting...

Orange is taken; chose another colour and you're in.

Oops try pink color

More roach blood!

Rollin, Hit roach turd near caspian sea, fill donbass

You're in.
Don't roll this round, but the next one is surely for you.
Welcome.
Fuck it. Where in Italy? Just tell me where in Italy quick and you're in!

North to Samara please

Lqzio and Tuscany

ROLL!

Anons, normally one gets to expand towards two territories each round.
Obviously, the diplomacy you do is among yourselves and I shall not intervene.
But it's fucked up to be alone and not have allies...

Old castille

Wait it’s two? Ok old castille and Portugal

Execute pincer maneuver on the land pootin stole from me. I will see him whipped in the streets

You moved the sea to Catalonia and then reached Old Castille.
Calm down. You have to go through the nearby territories.

Sir, where do you want us to attack?
You can only go one direction too.

Let's see if I can punch through central Turkey into Kurdistan

Rollin. Shitaly is where Svinorez will be performed also, expand into piedmont. If possible, eliminate roach turd in sarmatia too.

Anon I don’t understand, but if I have to do nearby territories first then piensmomt and Ravenna

Catalonia is considered adjacent because muh islands.
You're golden.

Catalonia is considered adjacent because muh islands.
You're golden.

Now, you are under attack and you haven't tell us which side to go to war in!

Towards crimea

ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

Let's speed things up. I'll only wait five minutes for the players from now on...

Portugal and new castille

Nothing happened last time? Well, try again for more roach blood

Rollin, Svinorez in Crimea. Roach has to be contained in roachlands

You actually lost a territory, I just forget to put it in the box.

Bro Vlad relax man, let's secret alliance and assassinate Putin B4 he takes the whole map

Tbh anon this game version of yours is more fun than the actual game lol

I want rather see ziggers take over Europe than roaches. Plus, the sooner I die, the sooner I can start a comfy fire.

ROLL!

It's a Roachocaust!

Thank you anon, great to hear, glad you liked it.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=dm63v0kGUZU

Bética and “Aquitaine and languedoc”

Exterminate the last of the roaches. Spill towards Israel.

Rolling, Erase every memory of roaches ever been to Samara

FUCK, captain, seize the land to the east and south, we must flee our lands for now but we will return

ROLL!

Roaches were never North of the Caucasus, some say...

holy mother of autism

Indeed... wanna join?

Brittany and loire, Provence and lyonnais

Good.
Rollin. Svinorez in Shitaly begins

Fill central Turkey, rest goes to killing roaches

Flee to Israel please, they love unlimited immigration

ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

What an interesting game... who will be second place?

Tingitania and fez, oran

Rolling.
Fruits are to be eaten. Towards Atlantic we go! Preparations for Svinorez across the Atlantic will be started when all is quiet in the old world.

Fill Cyprus and Lebanon, rest goes to killing roaches

West into Africa. Us Turks will never forget this singular instance of humiliation marring an otherwise glorious history

Anon, why must you attack me? What have I done to thee? Go eastwards lad! Have mercy!

Cyprus is not counted as a normal territory but it's still there for strategic purposes.

Too late for that. Starting in Shitaly was clear sign of your ill intentions. Svinorez is easier done when pigs are not yet fully grown.

ROLL!

Kek

What do you mean, strategic purposes? As a stepping stone but doesn't give more armies?
In that case, just Lebanon, rest to killing roaches

Turn around fruit or North Africans won't be the only rape victims tonight

Algiers and setif

Yes.
It's done.

Never mind, keep Cyprus. I need to bust out of this roach prison. Take me easy. Spill into Iraq.

You have east, why must you go west?

Rollin.
There are rumors that rains fell Spain from first world into third without ever touching the second world. Svinorez starts in Spain, to make it second world.

Oops, meant take me east.

Cuz I'm getting spit roasted by these two cunts. If I can't eat shawarma and goat testicles back home then I'll eat fruit

Take me easy

You sound like a bitch in heat

You should have known better where the Poo-Tin's red lines are.

Anon I’ll make a treaty, stop conquering what I have now and then I’ll concede the points to you after I kill cockroach

ROLL!

LET'S GO!

I'm getting spit roasted by these two cunts. If I can't eat shawarma and goat testicles back home then I'll eat fruit

Constantaine and Annaba, tunisia

Fill Iraq, Jordan, and Iran (that order). If big roll, take me all the way to the Caspian Sea.

There will be peace in Europe, Fight your fights in Africa.
Rolling
Svinorez in Spain continues.

Additionally, Cede one T (Southern Black sea coast) to Vlad to help him in the roach gassing business.

I'm sure you can justify any map lines after a night of tucker Carlson sodomizing your asshole. Tell him another fictional thousand year history lesson and I'm sure he'll drop trouser

Westward to Africa, they're lost without the strong hand of daddy caliphate

Cede one T (Southern Black sea coast) to Vlad to help him in the roach gassing business.

Diplomacy is a right of the players. I will not stir whatever you guys decide.
But there are no easy stuff like that. You can cede whatever you want to whomever, but he still will have to conquer it by reaching the place and rolling higher than the holder.

But yeah, you agree whatever you want to agree. The rules maintain themselves.

ROLL!

A plague has descended upon the extremeties of the world, rendering that land uninhabitable...

Casablanca and Lycian territory

Continue westward, my battle with fruit fag draws nigh

Lybian*

Thank you, Vlad my brother. I will wait until I need more lebensraum before conquering your Black Sea territory.

WTF. Fill all remaining White territories in the Middle East and Caucasus. Rest against the roaches.

Rolling, Take a break in Spain campaign, fill Shitaly

ROLL!

From Sicily, someone will have a prime spot to watch the Ibero-Turkish wars for Africa.

This time for Africa!

Conquer lybian territory, Giza

Sack Tunisia, make it quick and dirty. Continue west

Roll, Fill Europe, Start from the east (Austrie, Chech)

Mister mod if another plague descends we are fucked. Maybe have a rogue glacier take out russos pls

Fill West side of the Caspian, and Jordan. Rest against the roaches.

ROLL!

The Plague expands throughout Northwestern Europe...

LET'S GO!
Poo-Tin gets to expand towards four territories this round.

Pootin I want you to know I'm drinking svedka right now and it beats the shit out of any swill you export

Kill roaches

What? Screw this, in this game I concede territories and points to poo-tin.

We've come from Pol.. this game was thought for Pol... here the roll is ... sub par.

But ironically you rolled high now.

Roll
Fill those 4 territories on Old Russian Soil.

Fruit wtf I was just getting started. Ok throw everything westward.

Your vodka is salty, roach in rememberance of the error you made, trying to sneak into my realm?

ROLL!

King Cockroach rolled zero so didn't advance. And in a war a zero gives bonuses to the opponent.

Well anons,
I think the game is pretty much defined now.
First and second place as well as the last are pretty clear.

I suggest we end it here. Unless you have some quibble to decide among yourselves.
What do you anons say?

Not until cockroach has died

Okay, if other anons agree.
But if you had played last round you would have exterminated him.

With my dying breath I promise to feed literal dog shit to Europeans and call it street food.

Cheers y'all, it's been fun. Ty anon for hosting

With my dying breath I promise to feed literal dog shit to Europeans and call it street food.

Your bants were always top tier, anon.

Btw anon, when and what time do you usually do these games?

Saturdays, at around 21 or 22 Lisbon and London time...

But not always, obviously. And on pol.

Our lands are secure, Svinorez is now mainstram, seems like our work here is done. Too bad baguettes and bongs are still running free but what can I do against God's will...

Oh ok

What is Svinorez?

Moi russky pa bolshoi... kek

I now have the Sumerian Stargate, the Mummy of Gilgamesh, the Ark of the Covenant under the Temple Mount, Moloch's Ice Age loosh stash in Baalbek, and the God Emperor's Throne in Gobekli Tepe. All I need is the Hall of Records under the Sphinx, and the UFO above the Grand Gallery of the Great Pyramid, and the last drop of roach blood, and I will rule the Universe!

5pm est for me, cya around gangsta

Svinorez is pig killing.

You were the luckiest one.
I thought you would be wiped out at the beginning.
I wanted to scream

FLEE FOR ITALY LIKE THE ANCIENT GREEKS DID MOTHERFUCKER!

But that would be ... tempering with the game.

I am really surprised you survived to be second while the Turks had their ass occupied. And severely so.

Matança do porco.
Very traditional.

kek
And plague took the bongs. Good
GG

Aright I take back the concession, and thanks for hosting the game. GG’s anons, God bless.

Bye anons, see you around.

I am surprised THEY lasted as long as they did. Very resistant to extermination. Thanks for the game anon.

You sure used a real empire as a crutch to rob others. Your ancestors would be proud.

Thanks for hosting. Bye