"Hey Anon, the lawn...It's grown 3 inches long...You wouldn't want it to get to 4 inches would you? What would the neighbors think?"
"Anon, there's some flowers popping up in the lawn and I seen a bee...we need to cut it...at 7am Sunday"
"Anon I need you to cut your lawn once a week instead of once every 3 months, you wouldn't want nature in the nature spot would you?"
I hate that shit I actually like longer grass.
Home ownership is the religion of the boomer.
Grass is highly political.
The Jew fears the proud goyem
Something to fight for faggots, poor fags wouldn’t understand, I see a proud bluegrass ethno state
I have Mexicans mow it. They do a good job. Landscaping for contemporary Mexicans is like sculpting or painting in 16th century Italy.
Lawn mowers are for fat lazy boomers. Use a scythe like a real man.
Nonwhites like Pablo here wouldn't be missed if Anon Babble was human-only.
this
If you have a lawn of any size and aren't paying minorities to maintain it for you, you're not playing to win.
Never used a lawnmower in my fucking life.
Mexicans will do it for you.
That said I prefer a denser garden, like a curated forest
i've moved onto to the moss lawn, that requires very little to no maintenance.
I hate mowed grass. Mowed grass looks like depleted cow pastures.
it's unsightly to me. It looks much better natural.
You want to know what's going to be real funny? When WW3 starts and boomers have to try and grow victory gardens in their backyard after spraying glysophate (roundup) for the past 50+ years.
be me
live in neighbourhood
boomer neighbours ask if I mind take up an odd job for summer
says they'll pay
fine.exe
next day I meet up where instructed
a grassy field, a boomer and a lawnmower
"okay anon, mow this piece of land", then turns 360 degrees and walks away
field is a flourishing ecosystem with different many shades of green and some patches of flowers
insects buzzing about and some birds pecking about
I don't want to ruin this, but I know they'll get pissy if I don't and will have someone else do it anyway
finish mowing the green field
the result is a green desert, a collapsed microcosm
pic related
boomer rolls by in their car
"looks nice anon, keep up the work"
Nobody even ventures onto the patch of land. At least 10~20 years ago, there were kids around to play there without risk of ticks and nettles.
Now it's just some desolate spot surrounded by the nest-egg homes of retiring boomers who can't let go of their desires for monochromatic, geometric shapes.
I understand how you feel, and I hate it as well.
I raise africanized bees
Let's see these HOA cunts try to measure MY grass
KOH and ammonia should be effective in breaking it down, while also fertilizing the soil
Touch grass
I used to work for boomers like this as my job. Piss easy work for me, and they're all too lazy to do it themselves. Hated doing it, though. Nature could never be dead enough for them.
touch the grass
manual labor
Its fucking good for you city boi
Me too but we get ticks, eight legged jews, gotta keep that grass short to keep them away
It actually is, gass seed mix back 50+ years ago was a mix of grass and "weeds" like clover which feeds nitrogen to the soil making grass more lustrous but now it is just whichever type of grass you get and if you plant the same thing over and over again it will deplete the soil. They changed the grass mix the same time that they sold herbicides and fertilizers to people for their lawns. Sounds familiar doesn't it? How many instances have they done this same playbook to us? Make our food less healthy but have the cure available with a prescription...
I would've considered an act of violence in that scenario desu
turns 360 degrees .... then he didn't move at all
monochromatic, geometric shapes
Stops niggers and animals from sneaking up
clover
Sucks to walk on because bees are on it
I use chickens for the nitrogen when it’s the off season for playing outside
"Lawncare" is a Jewish fucking scam. Boomers grew up with lots of TV ads that shilled them all kinds of crap (weedkiller, feriliser) and they believed it uncritically.
Pic related is a redpill on lawns. My own lawn has clover and there's not a single weed in it. Never used fertiliser.
m-muh ecosystem
It's a fucking lawn , it's not supposed to be an "ecosystem".
I bet your house is a thriving fucking "ecosystem" you disgusting hippie fucks.
Gets stung constantly
No wonder you don’t produce athletes
keeping a good yard teaches you a lot about gardening
Wakey wakey zoomy
Hysterical faggot
I remember when this was posted. I have 5 acres and I make sure the white clover grows here. I read it once and was sold.
clover is okay but it's never going to bring back an entire yard
people pushing this stuff always post pictures of open meadows and shit. No one needs this stuff in the small patch of grass in front of their house. All it does is attract bugs that end up inside your house, and make it look like an abandoned shithole
oh also I planted a bunch of white clover in my garden to see what would happen and it thrived but it got in the way so I dug it up, and it was completely full of cutworms and grubworms
suddenly want to get clover seed for my recent new lawn where i just put down 1 type of seed
need to wait til March to sow
Dang it
Just buy a sheep
Only low iq boomers think about the lawn. Just get one of these. Done
Too bad. The HOA president decided your grass is too long. Cut it now or start paying fines.
When I was younger my dad would tell me to go mow the lawn and I would always argue that there is no reason to mow the lawn. It's a waste of time and gasoline and it decreases the biodiversity of the neighborhood. It also harms the bees who need to pollinate the flowers that would grow in the yard if we weren't constantly clearcutting everything with heavy machinery.
Unless you have a HOA breathing down your neck, I wouldn't bother mowing anything. And if I did have an HOA breathing down my neck I would destroy them. Nobody tells me what to do and lives.
sorry but I prefer moss, I'm just going to say it.
Fuck the HOA that doesn't let me put moss down instead of grass. fuck grass it has ticks and shit