/smg/ - Stock Market General

Oh, Bobo, Bobo, what’s the deal?
Wrong again—it’s your appeal!
Facts are missing, logic’s gone,
Every guess you make is wrong!
Try your best, but here’s the thing,
You’re the master of guessing… nothing!

Oh shit, coffee, it's over.

Time to roast and brew your own coffee at home, so much money saved.

How do normies do it?

PREMARKET

PLTR

MSTR

TSLA

OooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOooooooo

I spend around 12€ a month on some special single origin beans.
I think thats a good financial decision.

The Mag7 aren't even really up that much, it has to be trashcompanies once again pumping the SPX. I'm including TSLA into trashcompanies.

I'm up 60% on my Tesla stocks since August don't care if it's a trash company bubbles can last a lot longer than anyone thinks possible, just look at nvda

Update

I ordered heavily reduced caffeine pills with my whey/casein order (almost gift because order >50€). I'll test if they are doing their work. If they are good I'll buy the powder of the same stuff.

Difference being NVDA has a monopoly and huge margin because of that. Sure it is overpriced, but its PE is LOWER than that of TSLA, which is not only a car company, no. It's a SHITTY car company.

SAVA HAPPENING very soon

Will the giantess bless us with heavy gains today?

DNUT

somehow things are looking pretty good today. even the cursed eu market had some greens to collect

Do you have stocks you short term trade for pocket change? For me it was soxl before my gay country near eu banned American ETFs. So now I do rumble

I dropped$10k on NVDA last week, how fucked an I?

good time to slurp uber now after being beat down from all the elonmania?
zoomers are being priced out of vehicle ownership and are a custom to all the rental services and rideshares.

wtf was that gay ass fuckin dump into repump

I was at a club with my friends last weekend and a girl tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I'm single.
I said yes and we danced a bit but I suddenly got nervous and forgot what to do next in such a situation, so the moment she looked away I went back to my friends.

Not getting any attention from girls in your teenage years seriously cripples you in your 20s.

pretty SICK bake

by forming meaningful connections with the people around them

Ubering every day is far far more expensive than getting a car

2 V in a row

off to a great start

typical algos trading premarket

Futures are green but I feel like there hasn't been any news worth discussing for a while, which typically means dump. Can turkey rally over power (no news)?

That was pretty silly.

SAVA

CASSAVA SCIENCES TOPLINE PHASE 3 DATA DID NOT MEET CO-PRIMARY ENDPOINTS

CASSAVA SCIENCES INC: SIMUFILAM CONTINUED TO DEMONSTRATE AN OVERALL FAVORABLE SAFETY PROFILE

CASSAVA SCIENCES INC: SIMUFILAM DID NOT SHOW A SIGNIFICANT REDUCTION IN COGNITIVE OR FUNCTIONAL DECLINE VERSUS PLACEBO

that's a big oof

You shouldnt be trusted with any money if you cant ask a girl for her phone number and if she would like to meet you again sometimes.
Worst of all is that she has made the first step. Thats literally the easiest match for you.
Think about it. This autistic behaviour is probably also fucking with your financial decisions.

another day of 5% retard pumps
bull psychology remains unbroken.

Why didn't you bought bitcoin or MSTR after election when it broke out? It was a pretty reasonable long, don't you think?

pic unrelated

Sure thats the case long term if you're ordering slop daily.
Looking at the bigger picture for a zoomer to get a decent reliable car most would need a loan so you're already in debt to a depreciating asset. Compound the cost with high interest on loan, regular maintenance, fuel, insurance, when shit breaks down and rapid deprecation.

money-printing semen-slurping cabalists are openly celebrating their big victory bro. we're pumping.
youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

this rally is because Trump picked Bessent, who is a decent pick for the market and removes uncertainty

Wait, what do you mean? I thought Trump is the one to drain the swamp, not join them.

and with moloch's bloodthirst quenched and cancer in midheaven we can finally see some peace and healing.

On no news

thats the case long term if you're ordering slop daily.

okay but people have to get to work, uber can't replace a daily commuter vehicle

most would need a loan so you're already in debt to a depreciating asset

Yeah and when going into debt is as normalized (and necessary) as it is now, that's not going to be seen as a big issue. Car payments + insurance + gas is not as expensive as buying every ride, zoomer keeps more of their paycheck (so they can barely afford to buy their own food while their parents pay the house bills) so zoomer is going to find a way to get a car loan. I say this as a zoomer with a car loan. Uber is not going to grow because muh zoomers, its only market is well off people in cities or people who need to get to and from an airport.

I keep selling puts on stocks that have fallen recently instead of buying them because I still think they're overvalued but then the stocks just recovers. I've earned about $10K ytd with this method but it could've been 10x that had I just bought the dip. oh well

market opens

dump 30 points to 0%

instant V +30 points back to where it started

niggers and jews

market status?

crabbing furiously

Only the Baggler can save this market

Yeah, well, eh, bullish.

Chicago Fed Nat Activity Index Oct: -0.4 (est -0.20; prev -0.28; prevR -0.27)

good morning humans and germans

sava down 85%

Hory shitto!

it's a breadth thrust, and is unironically bullish af

the market unironically pumps on the bad/worse report

only 15% downside risk, unlimited upside possibility! Buy buy buy you fool!

Clever, anon, you're halfway there. investopedia.com/articles/active-trading/070914/risk-reversals-stocks-using-calls-and-puts.asp

unlimited upside

WHY DONT MORE INVESTMENTS HAVE THIS!?!?!?!? THIS IS AMAZING!!

go all in on LMT becuz russia threats

elob grumsk goes on twitter the next day and shits on lockheed

swear to GOD

what's with all the green dildos in the last 20 minutes ?

Santa rally

Keep an eye on financials, many are ready for breakouts, also a very safe bet

JPM
BAC
MS
C

I’m in with JPM expecting some high near term gains

That’s too bad for SAVA. It’s gotta suck to have a drug fail.

any valid reasons for the tesla pump? shits nearing all time highs with a 105 p/e ratio

kek lmao look at this question

Getting $FAS?

bro its fuckin November already, what the fuck

So it always was a scam. I lost a good deal of money when it went down a few years back after a hit piece article from people shorting the stock. At that point I realized it was scams all the way down. That said this is very disappointing because I really thought the drug was on to something. I was very wrong.

looks like currency valuations are jumping around. the market is closed but i see value movement

any time elon tweets his stock goes up

thanks, will try this some time

Elon is a saavy Doge investor

Hypothetical question here
If you had a short open on spy with a cost basis of 565, what would you do?
How would you get to get out of this position?

It was 330 on Friday, shit just pumps on Elons random tweets.

sup niggers?
enjoying a well-earned bag of chips (i didn't die in my sleep and have to endure another day on this gay earth)

i wouldnt short spy at ath

I'm more interested in whose buying at these blown out prices.

reee stop jewing my gains

Dell shouldn't be up so much with earnings so close.

The time to bid Lockheed was when Iranian missiles were going to force Israel to order 100 replacements (using our defense budget).

There are no F-35's in Ukraine lol

Yes I know I'm retarded.
But how should I get out of this?
I have been selling puts against my position which is helping.
But I would honestly just like out
But I realize it may be even more retarded to just bail out at ATHs

morning bros
is it turkey time yet?

Just sold some BOIL I boughted little bit of chicken frieday a couple of hours ago. Man it sucks AZZ having to wait until EXT to trade shit now that the JEWS took NATGAS AND OIL off the HOOD 24 HR markeet.

zoom and crowdstrike the most interesting. zoom cause cathy bought a bunch of it and crowdstrike to see how the outage effected them on the short term.

CEASEFIRE, CEASEFIRE! OMG SO BULLISH

tomorrow Hezbollah fires rockets into Israel

the market is very bullish right now. funds tend to do most of their buying during November as well. sometimes it is better to just cut a loss if you made a poor decision. i think market will push for 6100-200

If they attacked right now, that would be something

see

i think workday killed it last quarter

what made you get into the stock?
I just dont understand who was even holding the stock up at this point with pretty much all of wall street/smart money betting against it
couldnt have all be just retail

So much shit up STONK

BBAI BYRN DDOG DUOL IONQ LUNR MSTU MSTX QBTS (HORY SHET) RCATSOUN SSRK (HORY SHET) UMAC

I am going to keep listening to THAT ONE ANON.

is quantum pumping bc of the crypto space?

Oh sheeet.
NEW OIL JUST DROOPED

Today I'll buy some NVDA after the 9:35 turno dump

my xom just fell off a cliff

oh, because of the ceasefire. Nevermind that Hezbollah fired 250 rockets into Israel last night. Likely was like some kind of farewell party.

Good morning frens
I sold, so SPY $625 by EOW
Thank me later

It dropped a ton for no reason last quarter. I bought a bunch of shares because of that.

buying near 137

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

I'm not holding it now. I was years back because I really thought the drug worked. Also the people so against the stock had no evidence for their claims. They made a lot of money shorting the stock at that time.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Based
Checked

Where my SAVA shorts at

implying it won't instantly recover

youtube.com/watch?v=c5l4CGQozWY

there better not be any GME baggies in here

NVDA

Muh RIVN finna be doin a lil sum'in

Nvidia Reveals Audio Synthesis and Transformation AI Model

dumps

I should have never doubted Shkreli. Nice gains.

CHGG is headed for $3 minimum.

Bloody basterd bitch.
I shouldn't have bought calls.

Investing in pharma companies is so retarded.

God dammit I was going to open a new short position today. I waited too long fuck.

nice lil v there

CAM ON WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

affirmative

In at 22, out at 28
I'm waiting to buy puts but it's unnatural that the game stock went up rather slow, doesn't look like it's setting up for a massive crash

I've made more money in the last 15 minutes than I will working today. Not that I work hard but I do have to webex into scrum and that's kind of stressful.

your ritual cursed the market

It should have crashed back to $13. Decreasing revenue, physical media dying, tariffs coming soon. It's over.

pay a curry nigger to do your job while you get rich daytrading

Etrade just bumped the GGLL margin requirement to 100%.

trying to get into option trading

stock does well

go to sell option

the absolute retard in the bids keep changing within range of the stock's actual value relative to strike

still a month till expiry

refuses to give any premium at all

have done this dance since last week

at this rate I would make more money waiting to exercise it

Nobody told me when getting into options that people act purely on bad faith. How the fuck do some people specialize in trading these things? I just want to use my money elsewhere you absolute fucking monkey, least meet in the middle.

Love giant women and making money.

I wonder if AMZN is pulling the same Black Friday shit again this year, where they raise the prices then lower them to make it look like you're getting a deal

I don't have the balls to commit fraud like that. Any retard could do my job though. This is the second company that's looked for someone with a lot of the niche skills I have and then had me do essentially sysadmin work while paying me like an engineer.

Yes it should be over but it demonstrably is not.
I've been milking redditors for almost 4 years now

That's illegal in Europe.

If you didn't sign a contract that explictly says that you can't do that then it isn't fraud, its thinking outside of the box and stunning and innovative and you should get a raise

he bought MSTR at $500

The difference in consumer protection between the US and Yuroop is night and day, it's comical

I use options to hedge my positions and to shave a small percentage on my DCA

I'm sure I did.

So is being white and being heterosexual.

American Amazon is completely different from international Amazon.

International Amazon is like a shitty version of Ebay.

you guys are dumping nvda too fast your scaring me. the plan was to buy at 137, now im scared it will do a further gap down to 132

Your mom is illegal in Europe

I am not buying the NiggerVDA yet

Did the anon with $100k+ of SMCI puts @ $35 sell...

that tends to happen in low liquidity stocks
market making making aint free, your PnL gotta be littered with 20% slippage fees

You can exercise it early I think. At least in Etrade you can.

I always just do limit sell orders when I want to sell options and let the bid side figure out what they're going to do with that.

tsla dumping hard, elon picked the wrong fight with the military's industrial complex

is that elevator port?

I use Ebay. I don't use Amazon. This weekend I bought from Alibaba though.

I wouldn't bother with Amazon if I didn't live in the US.

u absolute nigger still havent figured out that buying on any day when there isnt a sale is like paying penalty premium? lmao@urlyfe

I went to pee

i am back

the market is already dumping

is BABA a decent buy before holiday frenzy? It's currently at 85 per share thanks to Trumpnomics

looks like the hedge funds that are shorting mstr are also shorting bitcoin at the same time

im green

LMT dumping harder
desu there is more pain to come for defense primes, they are the epitome of wellfare state spending

Well, the idea here was to snag a good shot at playing off volatility, worked out but I have the misfortune of being in the single strike I guess where they don't want to trade normally like the rest. I wouldn't care if this hasn't been a dance I played for a god damn week.

fuck MM's. I will die on this hill before giving 0 premium with a month expiry.

I can exercise early but that is pretty annoying that it may need to be done. The sell orders while not caring is nice but it annoys me knowing it's essentially ripping me off if I do that here.

I was wondering about that too. He was holding his puts last Wednesday, and if he's still got them today he may have round tripped like $600k, crazy

u r welcome

I'm escalatorfolio anon, but those tickers are waaay too volatile for it.

NVDA

>NVDA

Is going to $100

0.5 poo sent

hard

NVDA

expected weekly move is $5

stock moves $5 in the first 20 minutes

that sweet sweet realized vol

give me a good stonk to buy im all cash currently

wtfwt

qcom and amd will also dump when the tariffs kick in. You can just imagine the price gauging increases on new amd cpu's, consoles, nvidia gpu's and mobiles.

UPRO

Repeat after me

Stocks only go up

henlo mister jerome
i request you revert the dump
pls sir do the needful
thank you sir

Visa

Oh shit when did I buy SAVA puts?

LUNR CHADS

RCAT

there are retail mom&pops who bought NVDA at $152.89 thinking they made a great deal

KKR BITB MSTR LMND DFS

Sifting through this morning's alerts but I've already bought AISP and GRRR btw Alerts are for: AISP, AOSL, AUR, BYRN, CVRX, DXYZ, GRRR, MBLY, MCS, NARI, PBI, PDYN, QXO, RKLB, SBBCF, STIM

exactly. are you buying? hitting the bottom of the weekly expected range within 15 min of open spooks me.

we will see SPY 600 this afternoon

Oh shit

Oh shit, banks are neongreen. goddamn, Soros faggots are good for banks

It is going to $200.

why did it crash at open

yeah put not before going to <$100 to shake out mom&pop

The jews are short laddering gold again

Thoughts on NNE?

MSTRbros maybe the Norge retards will loan us another $10bn at 0 interest to click the buy button on binance

Priced in a million years from now

Not even Michael Saylor's latest purchase of 5.4 billion worth in bitcoin can push it over 100k.

This market is like peeing yourself in Winter. At first it is warm and feels good but then you get cold, stench, and regret

stonk

*STOOK

YOU
HAVE
TO
GO
BACK

Nuke meme stocks are a tired sector (SMR's selling off, so too are OKLO and ASPI). Yesterday NNE put in a lower high and earnings are imminent. It's a fast horse but I wouldn't hold my breath or bet on it here without a tight stop (for sure I'd be gone if it hits 26.61 again)

chaos means opportunity.

why is he like this

New record just dropped. This must be at 6013 SPX.

Sold my CCL for +78% this year. Caught the bottom and rode it high. Momentum seems to be slowing and the valuation has gotten more reasonable.

CELH is up almost 20% since I bought it last week

feels good

I'm still mostly in bonds.

MARA holding up pretty well because i bought puts

I hate the tech sector so much it's unreal

i a couple scalps and am done for the day, but i dont think this is a bad place to open a longer term swing play. i think $139-140 could be in play by end of the day if the indexes hold.

That's what I thought, it's starting to run out of steam. Nice call on AISP

Dow Jones is the new King

fake and gay

He's a bticoin maxxi with super autismo who went perma bull after watching a bunch of youtube vids on bitcoin back in late 2020.

NVDA dipping is healthy for the stock. Fundamentals still great. Remember, keep buying at regular intervals no matter the price. Trust in Leather Jacket Man.

Wow green chip is stinking up my gains today! What a surprise!

How do I filter >21641373 ??

again

RIVNbros...

thats it
im putting honey in my 2nd cup of tea
i just am, ok?

the legs do not work. is this a giant midget?

check out volume before buying an option. Things can have value but not be liquid. This is a valuable lesson brother.

I should have bought in under 30 but after the horrendous last 6 months I'm reluctant

missed MSTR

It's over

21641373

It's under settings.

Almost nothing can stop this rally.

waiting to exercise it

you can call your broker and exercise it now if you want

I sold AISP a bit ago.
What does

alerts for

translate into for buying holding selling? I sold everything while the selling was good but will be watching for re-buyins.

$TSLA | UBS Raises Tesla Price Target To $226 From $197

NNE diluting again

Oh no no no no, I haven't been this low since two business days ago!

extremely bullish. this means macy's finally has inventory worth stealing. been a while.
youtube.com/watch?v=msdne9cgF-Y

AUR

Reminds me of this

Buying PDYN and STIM from this list.

I’ll take my profit and buy her normal length legs.

$AAPL | Apple’s Thin iPhone Has No Physical SIMs—That Could Dampen China Sales -

@TheInformation

I love this place.

Good lesson to learn. I guess I just sit on it then as I don't feel it's going to go down much anyways if it does.

lmao

China cannot into eSIM?

There are situations where you could execute the option, buy the underlying and sell outright instead of using derivatives but I would imagine those are really rare situations for most of us here.

wait 900 seconds to post

wait 30 more seconds just in case

cookie times out, have ot wait another 900 seconds

Why is Anon Babble so redditzed now where you can't even complain that this shit doesn't work. The election is over, trannies, no reason to 'suppress the drumpfies' or whatever you were trying to do.

Shorting, didn't get very far though, too many buyers.

Just buy a Anon Babble pass or give them your email goy

sell Tesla immediately

Promising stocks hitting key levels. You can tell your broker to send you an alert when the price hits a certain number, usually with a custom message to yourself *why* that level is important.

Those are all buy alerts (SQ is the only holding I have even close to a sell one). However I don't necessarily buy those tickers because sometimes there are fakeouts or chop at a given level, or the stock is too slow for what I want, or in a sector I don't want to add.

NVDA IS DOWN?! ON WHAT NEWS THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING BUT GOOD NEWS FOR NVDA I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

thanks for waiting

Well why was it up in the first place?

VZ gap fill is done
need it or keep it?

i see nothing to buy

Because of the good news.

NVDA and SOXL now move in completely opposite directions

news wasnt good enough

Post timer counts down even if you don't make a post. Post a reply, get captcha, and then you can just close the reply box and do something else for a while

I bought more tesla and gamestop today

buying gamestop at its highest point this year

that's not even funny

That was me I can't decide what else to gen, sorry.

Cool, I'm down 1k for the day because I set my stop loss a tiny bit too high. It of course bounced back immediately

UBS Raises $TSLA PT to $226 from $197; Keeps Sell rating

Analyst comments: 'We urge investors to think about what one needs to believe to add to Tesla positions at current levels. In our framework, the Auto and Energy businesses are worth ~$52/share, which implies that at current levels, everything else at TSLA (AI, robotaxi, Optimus, etc.) is being valued at ~$1T today.

We understand that the market increasingly views TSLA as an AI play rather than an EV player. However, as Fig. 2 shows, when the value you can tangibly attribute to the auto business reaches the recent average (~17%), the stock tends to enter a downward channel.

Currently, the value we can attribute to the auto business is ~12%. The lows we've observed have been ~10%. The prior two times this metric hit ~10%, we saw corrections of >30% and >70%.'

Analyst: Joseph Spak

NVDA is a bubble

CELH up 20% in 5 days.

I'm still down 26%

I might have bought a falling knife a bit soon.

DIAMOND HANDS HODL

Not pumping your bags.

Buddy look at TMF computer..

pls saars..

is everyone cashing out to buy christmas gifts on black friday

the Finviz S and P map is impossible to use now with tech taking up such a large part of map. Like the consumer defensive packaged foods section is hilariously tiny. You can't even see OXY's ticker in the oil section unless you use your mouse to hover over the appropriate rectangle.

my EL doing good

AUR

Holy fuck that cash burn is crazy. 150 million a quarter.

Look at small caps. Are these companies even making any money?

How are they burning that much? Why would you go with them over tesla or alphabet?

I just like the chart :)

Sector rotation. Who cares, just follow the money.

I might even buy a hoodie for my niece even though her birthday is in february

Have analysts ever been right about tesla?

Why is it going down?

Asking to see a companies profits in 2024 is the business equivalent of fat shaming

Fuck NVDA btw

It is still up quite a bit considering niggers are buying the bonds today

Okay, done for the day. TGT, KSS, IWM, CVS and LOW were my big winners today.

Nice Pepe
Did you make this?

muh profits

No one cares, just buy

Another day of making good gains by doing nothing
so keep holding or what

Goldman sachs says rally will continue until year end with SPY 620

and i tend to agree
nothing probably will stop this train
yes, I shall keep holding.

Top signal

i mean JUST LOOK AT THIS PICTURE
SPY 250 BACK THEN
what an insane run

Profits?!

Why do you want to know my profits body count, you fucking INvestorCEL

My business my choice!

bears are so gay and retarded it's insane

no

HOOKED
EXUBERANCE

THE GREAT HEEM TO COME SHALL SOONISH ARRIVE
MINUS 40% IN THE PREMARKETS INCOMING

ORACLE YOU SON OF A BITCH KEEP GOING UP

Historically, the market has made gains 69% of the time during Turkey Week, since 1950

no.

Checked, unfathomably based and red pilled

Don't just keep holding, buy more

Have any more?

missed the opportunity to short $SAVA because I pussied out on biotech yet again

Is the new play just to short any Alzheimer's drug that gets to stage 3 trials? Starting to think it's not actually a real disease and just an incurable curse from G*d.

dark gothic ultra MAGA

special dark german chocolate maga

Going to Costco in a few hours. Need anything?

Sir this is Joe Biden's market.

Can you pick me up one of those 48-pack of paper towels and a hot dog?

Here's hopin, just give me a few more months to save some more wagie bucks.

TMF up bigly today, guess cause trump pick castin doubt on the big china tariffs?

its not a real disease, its diabetes

just all-inned AMD

same

I'm too weak!
I already sold some things for gains
I have almost 50% cash by now fuuuuck

Thank you for your sacrifice

Wall Street Journal is calling MSTR a "software company"

I really hate it when people call what are essentially investment banks "software companies."

okay, I guess VZ is just hard bouncing off of $44 today, show's over

$gld

While you are mostly correct the terms aren't right. Investment banks aren't what you think they are. They facilitate investments and mergers for their clients for a fee. They don't hold assets. The correct word would be a investment fund.

Looks like GOOG is ok afterall. I'm proud of myself, because in past I would cut my losses and prevent gains. In this case I realized that jews want me to sell on DOJ fud just before GOOG moons to $300 on AI, nuclear power anc quantum computing news.

So...this is the power of the turkey trot rally

So the market puts it's hopes on nuclear powered quantum AI? Hmmm.

Mumu?

wasn't it msft that was doing the nuclears

that's what my voices tell me

blog.google/outreach-initiatives/sustainability/google-kairos-power-nuclear-energy-agreement/ don't tell anyone I told you

Thread has become very silent

I sold premarket and am just watching things slowly bleed out

No news, no upcoming events, no funni moves, no big moves (cassava for the few shkreli fans). Not much to say.

Everyone is on their way to post office to mail order Google shares.

was SAVA a long or a short from Shkreli?

It was his big short for the past 6 months.

He has been talking about shorting it for months.

very cool thanks

I GAP UP I GAP DOWN
BIDS UP, NOW BIDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP
SPREADS WIDER THAN A INDIAN'S EYEBROWS

youtube.com/watch?v=DEb9s0CR784

BONE AND BLOOD IS THE PRICE OF KOLD

BONE AND BLOOD IS THE PRICE OF KOLD....

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

JUST LISTEN TO HISTORY
GOYIM
EVERYTHING IS SAFE
LINE
GO
UP

DO NOT FEAR
JUST GREED

So is SAVA a setback buying opportunity or is it dead?

DE the last few sessions and today

got banned from Anon Babble for a single sentence. janny nigger is out of his damn mind

ai will be to the artist and the poet what the compass is to engineers. it will make paintbrush and pen look like the shovel, crude instruments unworthy of the artist. dreams will become currency and the love of a genuine soul is the new bitcoin. bet on it and invest accordingly.
youtube.com/watch?v=RQMz4JDbtmI

dead, that was their big drug,

going to Anon Babble

janny said "I WILL be a woman"

WILL be

*AM

Tranny jannies confirmed

Fuck it. Going into NVDU. I need NVDA up anyway. May as well go all in.

Completely dead

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=6mMC367L8-U

buddy
look at UONE computer

Also jumped into AMDL. How retarded am I being?

too low volume. So far today it traded $45k only. Imagine trying to exit your position in those circumstances.
I traded it in past when it was above $5 and back then it had much higher volume too. Looks like it completely lost its charm

Its a $76m mc up 7%? Its like you want to be poor trading stuff like that.

poggies

Oh its a company for nigs nvm

Nice sell off.

why is it crashing again ahhh

nvda gonna kick my dick again.

Oil is down because of Lebanon-Israel ceasefire though. Despite Hezbollah firing 250 rockets in the night. I'm sure they won't fire any rockets anymore. After all Hezbollah is Lebanon, right?

TMF not enough to stem the blood red carnage in my portfolio

turkey trot rally is cancelled and (you) killed it.

they're in their 30s and still believe in Santa

he thought everything was going to be aight

oh no, this is a V

what happened to SAVA today?

Phase 3 clinical trial failed because drugie no workie

Turns out they can't cure niggers

war doesn't move markets down

"no-further-escalation" tweets move markets up

that's the idea
[inverse for oil]

yields have topped, deflation is rolling in, powell ought to emergency cut

that really kött's the bullar.
daaaaaamn

Someone made a SIGA post on wsb and helped me exit with a little bit of profits. Dang ol' dodged bullet. If that dude is here, thank you for your service!

limp dicked saudi sissy princes too scared to cut oil production near zero to get le prices up.
they rather part with more of their finite product for less compensation.
lapdogs.

SOXL

every thot whose little ass shaking videos you jack it to has had their shit in their mouths

The daily dip is up. Time to buy in for tomorrow gains.
what's on your radar anons?

AI dies this week

stop posting REAL womanly women

come on. you know that there will be a pivot to another topic without the previous bubble ever popping.

SOUN is keeping its head above the water surprisingly. Dunno if it's a setup for a brutal gap down or a further pump though.

Yeah, looks like it is financials

so big...

Ok,market was below 0%. Has reset, now the real market begins.

XLF beautifully depicts when the marching order was given to front-run/pre-spend QE.

SOXL vs USD ytd

Basel III is dead despite the countless revisions to soften it. My guess is that this is why Powell seemed irritated on FOMC. Tariffs likely too, but Basel III is also work for him even though the banks are bitchslapping him around like they want. Maybe they even dragged it to the elections in hopes Trump wins and he will just nuke it

imagine how many Walmart employees have become (paper) millionaires since may '22.
good for them.

if you had bought soxl 5 years ago you would have underperformed the market after divys. That's crazy. Someone should fire john soxl. How can you blow THE AI market.?

Basel III

Die Finanzwelt muss eh neu "geschrieben" werden, wenn nun Crypto Einzug hält.
Das meiste, was bisher geschehen ist, wird wohl keine Rolle mehr spielen.

question for the krauts
how do you view people who have a GMX email?

Ick VanEck's semiconductor etf laughing

Palmer Luckey is Matt Gaetz' brother-in-law

I have GMX. So they are good in my book.

GMX is still around?

in all fairness, at the end of the 90s and into the early 2000s, GMX was one of the premiere free email "Postfach" you could get in the German speaking regions.

...and then came google.

i still use em too
back in high school when all my friends had hotmail or yahoo i thought i was being edgy by using my limited german to sign up for a GMX freemail

How do I invest in palmer lucky

US 2-Year Note Sale:

- High Yield Rate: 4.274% (prev 4.130%)
- Bid-Cover Ratio: 2.77 (prev 2.50)
- Direct Accepted: 19.2% (prev 23.8%)
- Indirect Accepted: 71.6% (prev 58.2%)
- WI: 4.292%

GOOG is just such a secure long term hold, it makes no sense to look at the chart, just keep buying it in small portions every now and then.
Can anyone here seriously picture a world where google isnt a dominating force? GOOG is the moat goat

be German

no I cannot pay with ze card or ze government will know I shopped at Aldi today!

Data mining company gives me a whole gigabyte of space with no strings attached *agree to 1000 page AGB without reading it*? Where can I sign up?!

Just wait until Anduril goes public.

I wonder if my broker thinks I have dyslexia because I own both CLMT and CMTL

she doesnt even think about you bro

He's a guy. And it's not like that.

The market will now recover fully until the top, because it is fake and gay and whoever shorted on friday close just closed his shorts without loss.

maybe if it goes rogue and rebells against CIA. I could see US gov trying to dismantle it then to take control over crucial parts.

thas rite

thats it
...
and wallah!

So hungry… Only 2 hours to go.

me in the back

RGTIbros...we did it

priced in

USD massively MOGGS both
msn.com/en-us/money/chart?id=a2521h&timeFrame=Ytd&projection=false&chartType=line&comparisons=a235f2,a23brw

That's what we're all doing what shitty advice

NEWS!

A bullish whale wants NVDA to go to 160, another for MARA to 50, while a bearish whale has bet that MSTR will not break 1080 dollars by January 17!

what in the actual fuck is this new captcha. gookmoot been smoking rocks

Closing out my HTCR as it's in the top of chop and has been too slow for my liking. Buying RKLB since it looks like people are done taking profits after the launch news.

V shaped recovery bread

a bearish whale has bet that MSTR will not break 1080 dollars by January 17!

I wouldn't say that's bearish. That's just a sane guy taking money from insane degenerates.