/SMG/ Stock market general

We need sports betting because the kikes close the markets over the weekend. What am I supposed to trade crypto? Fuck that!

Trump Tax Cuts won't take hold until 2026. 2025 is Harris Hikes.

I know that damn feel bro. Picked up Online Poker though. Other players are fucking dumb.

The country is tens of trillions of dollars in debt, and this mother fucker wants to cut taxes? People like him and Elon Musk should be paying their fair share instead of giving hand outs to the rich. Trump's greed and corruption has no end!

This is not /smg/ you idiots

thanks for keeping us caprese'd of the situation
you absolute faggot

Any time. Now someone have a proper thread I'm phone posting.

Who gives a fuck what OP says, fuck it, this thread is now /smg/.

This is actually the best thread we have had in months, and we should be thanking the Australian shit poster.

Vix calls

/smg/

gacha rats

COPE

This is actually the best thread we have had in months

kek based take

we are truly the chosen of Anon Babble
just move in and decide we like the place

lmao

yejibros is this the thread?

i'm going to move onto baggie's rambling new england estate and take one of those outbuildings or garages as my own

If you agree to only shit and piss in my neighbor's yard.

don't dictate terms to me this is my ancestral homeland now

how do you nogs diversify your money between different brokers/bank? do you even? I have like 95% of my shit in Fidelity and closing into the SIPC insurance limit. Should I move part of my shit to other brokers? Not that I think Fidelity will go bust, but I don't wanna get caught with my cock in my hand if it does

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYJYY4VkWA

i wfh. no ones doing any work this week because the turkey trot rally is more important.

what do you mean, "money"? if it is stocks, at least in Germany this does not matter at all because you own them anways, not your female broker.
for Cash, 100k per bank is insured so i keep it under that amount.

Just yolo'd all my money into 1DTE SPY 597.

nvda scalpers you are boring me
move it either direction or we're leaving

I didn't expect crab for Thanksgiving dinner.

who is shorting SOXL?
it's crabbing so hard...

Elon told me about these namefags. Elon Musk... (pause for applause)
We're going to do something about these namefags.

Take it all in
NIGGERS
because this will be the LAST GREEN DAY before
JEWS

how do you nogs diversify your money between different brokers/bank? do you even? I have like 95% of my shit in Fidelity and closing into the SIPC insurance limit. Should I move part of my shit to other brokers? Not that I think Fidelity will go bust, but I don't wanna get caught with my cock in my hand if it does

If Fidelity goes "bust" you're not going to be grateful that you stuck your money in Robinhood or Schwab. You will be grateful that you managed to find a relatively healthy rat to put in your stone soup.
Although I do unironically keep my unvested cash in Robinhood instead of fidelity for the higher APR with Robinhood Gold while having my boring safe shit in fidelity.

I already used my 3 day trades, I am going to white out.

Felt like information I wanted confirmation on. Movement of stocks is how I make money on options. Spacex is not accessible to most of us plebs.

Interdasting.

Apparently the answer was PDYN.

-17% new home sales mom

market up almost +0,45%

Comfy vibes to chill and watch the market crab to
youtube.com/watch?v=-7cmKWzvqjE

henlo mr jerome
can we get a 50 bepis cut
and also gfs
thank you

not just having ALL of your shit in Schwab money market funds while trading other people's capital in HOOD

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

NIGGERS
DETECTED

thinking bout buying $550 calls for SPY for Jan 31st, seems like nice levvy and probably relatively safe...? donaldokun would probably pump the markets as he goes into office

ramen hour let's fucking go

how much money do you make from stock lending in robinhood? i haven't turned it on yet.

Schwabosexual let's another man named Charles touch his money

I use fidelity because I'm not gay. It's literally that easy.

i've gone and made cheese toast again

Not much at all but a few pennies every now and then is a few pennies more than before every now and then.

why not do SPX instead of SPY? those can be traded 24/5 so you wont get caught by some off hours news and hold a bag while it dumps waiting for the market to open

I made 8 cents last month and 6 dollars over the lifetime of my account with stock lending with a low six figure account on RH.

another cute toast anon.

most things I look at are in the light red. How's the market green?

Bro I need you to eat some protein. Is this real cheese ? And wheat or white ?

Looks good toast bro. I might make another grilled cheese tonight. I've got a lot more ribeye and some sharp cheddar left.

Looks good
Maybe I should take the cheese and toast pill

Cumtoast

keeping your PRECIOUS CAPITAL in a private bank with a WOMEN CEO who has her position due to only to family INHERETANCE and not MERIT

Is this real cheese ?

Yes, it's high quality sharp cheddar

And wheat or white ?

It's multigrain shokupan

Can I get a qrd on the cheese toast recipe?

damn

damn kind of low but free money is free money i guess.

Is that a mashup of one of the Bogs and Rebecca Black

Why did no one mention PAM? What am I paying you people for?

CORRECT
PRAISE GOD

I'm a big fan of great cheeses as well.

Looks like we are going to 200ma again... 595ish. Probably AH so its less accessible.

SAVA

the jeet was right in the end, too bad he got rid of his short position

PAM

What does attorney general do again?

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum suggested that Mexico could retaliate with tariffs of its own, after U.S. President-elect Donald Trump threatened to impose 25% import duties on Mexican goods, per AP

SMG died for this, bearish

STOP THE V

BAKED

I am going to Grocery Outlet to get some more quality cheeses at discount price. I'll see what other treasures await.
With Grocery Outlet it's an adventure every time.
(Also there's a qt non-walled Gen X cashier who looks like Lisa Loeb and I can safely say we're on flirting terms.)

The cartels sure has Mexico by the balls huh?

markets will dump for such an early bake

calling this thread a legitimate bake

nigger

Fuck me, GO's on a tear. Report back, anon.

SHE
HAS
HERPES
AND MURDERS PETS BUT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE ACCIDENTS

These V movements are so natural, especially with Tech getting weaker and weaker but SPX holding

your mom had some natural V movements last night

Cumtoastenjoyer

Mexico has no air force and their military in general is a joke. Just start launching airstrikes from bases in Texas. Maybe even start a strategic bombing campaign.

i didn't stick around for breakfast

But what would it have felt like if you had ?

But he didn't stick around.

already pumped, it's over.

ok I can actually believe this. This shit is shady as fuck though

Literally one more day
All I needed Trump to do was not open his stupid fat fucking mouth for one more day and I could've exited SOXL after bag holding for weeks

I am being tested by the universe, nothing else makes sense. How the fuck is the one day I'm about to break even with SOXL is the one day Trump opens his stupid fucking mouth

Not shady in terms of regulatory risk (if private equity was illegal, we couldn't buy APO or KKR or Blackstone funds). But it definitely works off meme power.

I mean, at the end of the day, SpaceX is just a competent version of ASTS. And satellite internet/telephone is a silly business.

Just sold my SOXS for a 2% gain
Maybe SOXL will go up now

Literally one more day

All I needed Trump to do was not open his stupid fat fucking mouth for one more day and I could've exited SOXL after bag holding for weeks

I am being tested by the universe, nothing else makes sense. How the fuck is the one day I'm about to break even with SOXL is the one day Trump opens his stupid fucking mouth

You are not being tested by the universe. You worship and bag hold a 3x leveraged ETF fund that should only be used for short term plays. David Soxl is not a real person and he can't save your portfolio.

What makes you think I worship semiconductors you retard?
I put money in what I think will go up.
I entered into a position that was going up until literally random and unpredictable stupid shit happened

I put money in what I think will go up

You should stop doing that. You probably also hold BOIL as well based on your tone.

David Soxl is not a real person

So whomst is that dude having fag sex in the parking decks all the time?

David Soxl is not a real person

I've seen him on the news before

Looks like a cool guy to me

trading GOYIMslop

Literally one more day

All I needed Trump to do was not open his stupid fat fucking mouth for one more day and I could've exited SOXL after bag holding for weeks

I am being tested by the universe, nothing else makes sense. How the fuck is the one day I'm about to break even with SOXL is the one day Trump opens his stupid fucking mouth

SOXL will go back to $30
It was $30 this morning dude
But Trumps truth social shit post just sent semis back to the pits but obviously they'll recover
The timing is just stupidly unfortunate

But what will the % be compared to USD?

SOXL will never hit 30 again. Semi's are going to stagnate and the 3x leverage on the ETF will cause it to decay. I'll see you guys in single digits in 2026.

USD is like 30% nvidia

SOXL is never going to hit the price it was 7 hours ago

???

shorted nvda @137 for profit

shorted nvda @136.3 expecting gapdown

fucking retard pump back to 137, the same fucking unbreakable wall

buy to cover because i don't want to hold over night

all profits gone

Congrads to you stupid fucks that pumped it back to 137. Get dumped on you fucking retards.

Sounds based. It has 104% portfolio turnover so it seems like the JEWS know how to work it goodly. Way better than the Direxion GOYIM and VanACK too.

Once I get out of my current positions I think I'm just going to day trade UPRO with 100k and try to snipe 0.5% to 1% profits
Cheeky leveraged positions just end up costing me time more than anything else

I'll probably keep another 100k on the side for emergency DCA in case the market shits itself while my ass is hanging out