*bounces back from political scandal to release the highest grossing flick in history*

all white

nigger

jew

islander

jew

jew

Yeah, nah.
Captcha: AJJW

Only the girl is White.

One is Hispanic, one is Hawaiian, and one is a Jew

so 1-2/5 are white

highest grossing flick in history

It isn't even the highest grossing movie this year, retard.

Adjust for inflation

She's half greek tho

He only had to disavow one of his oldest friends to save himself.

emma myers

white

jewdar fail, again. there are 0 whites in this movie

¼ Greek ¾ English.

Yes...already passed 4B just in China alone

Myers is an English surname, retard. She's one of those weirdo homeschooled Christians.

proof that the free market is wrong

He's so funny lol

Weekend 2 will show it nosediving, normies have no connection to it

It wasn't Black who got nailed with the scandal, it was Gass. JB threw him under the bus like the kike he is. And MC is nowhere near the highest grossing flick in history. Go home, Jack, you're drunk.

Buy an ad, faggot.

Demon-Kike.

1/5

What are friends for

JB threw him under the bus like the kike he is

honestly, if you publicly encourage the assassination of your countrys president, you dont leave your business partners a lot of choice

fine, it can be english or whatever, but considering the jews and how they operate, Myers is a jew name. also, that girl is a jew and you can tell because of how her face and head and body are jewish

naw, chicken jockey.
it's turned into an audience response thing like Rocky Horror Picture Show

no one thinks it is good, they just go to say the lines with the rest of the audience

how do you old Milliennials not know this? cuz you're old?

It literally wouldn't matter who they put in. They could put that subway pedo in it and IT would still make money.

what political scandal?

He made a joke that saying that it would have been good if Trump's assassin succeeded in killing him.
Only fragile retards got offended, but it was enough for Jack Black to walk back his comments and throw his long time friend Kyle under the bus to salvage his career.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

He called for the assassination of trump and blamed it on his friend

Chicken jockey !

publicly calling for trump's assassination

take advantage of wildly successful IP

average age of audeince ~11

YAAAAWWWWNNNNN

he's didn't cause the scandal, his fat and bald bandmate did and jack immediately ended the shit right there

Saying the gamerword
youtube.com/watch?v=gC8Fwxw1pL8

Nigger

Jew

Island Nigger

Jew

Female (Nigger of genders)

Nostalgia-bait is the only reason this terrible movie made any money.

The director Jared Hess is a Mormon.

Top billed producer is Momoa himself along with Olaffson, one of the OG directors of EVE Online

Not many Jews were in charge, for once.

69s jason mimosa while a jewish boy creates golems

bro da minecraft movie so based bro

the fat little manlet went bald and now has a fake hairpiece or wig every movie. hes like an unfunny cringe chris farley

I thought this was a thread on homeless fent addicts.

jack black is also a kike

I thought it was funny how he obviously demanded that he big dog Mamoa in the movie and let his pride get in the way. JB is and always has been a cunt though, people just struggle to separate the actor from the act.

He is kinda the funny fat guy.

moods of drink.

is this a language barrier thing? Are you saying he's known to be a mean drunk?

bounces back from political scandal

What 'political scandal' exactly?

The scandal was always retarded, Jack Black himself didn't say it and immediately cancelled his tour afterwards and apologized for the behavior of his bandmate. He might be an insufferable shitlib, but don't be retarded.

As a jew openly supported Oswald killing Kennedy for Israel, he cheering for Kennedy's death. He said he should have shot Jacqueline too.

audience response thing like Rocky

You do know that one aspect of that was the shows were usually $1-3 admission.
Very few will pay $15-20 bucks for repeat showings.
keep trying, studio shill.

Just think of it as bong poetry.

I remember him to be in sex love of Beck and born to flight of the foo fighters video, but I never saw a movie with him

nigger, kike, polynigger, lil kike

It's the most diverse cast in years

I hope snood at least got paid well for being in this abortion

I forgot the webm

Watch school of rock

Mormon

just a different flavor of jew and almost as bad. the las vegas strip has a lot of mormon ownership. public teetotalers that take advantage of other people's vice. they're scum

CHICKEN JOCKEY

That webm makes me smile.

honestly, if you publicly encourage the assassination of your countrys president, you dont leave your business partners a lot of choice

Black knew what Gass was going to say. He didn't ad-lib it.

No more free markets anon, we tariff now. Not that there ever was.

still a dam commie that deserves lead

highest grossing flick in history

what's it called?

FLINT AND STEEL
THE NETHER
WATER BUCKET RELEASE
DIAMOND ARMOUR FULL SET
ENDER PEARL
OH THESE GUYS? THERE THE VILLAGERS!!
THEY LOVE CRUSHING A LOAF
I....AM STEVE

Not even close. Niggers and Chinks are lying. It's made lass than 200M.

School of Rock

goyslop always has one taste

why does he love satan so much?

Tons of faggots here being disingenuous. The ben and Jerry's looking dead head burnout Kyle Gass did.

Jack Black cancelled the tour and broke up the band because that is some insane shit.

The only thing he did was got called to do an event for Biden where he didn't even make fun of drumpf.

Post the clip vpn faggot.

It was ad-libbed.

I'm happy if a movie does well
good job

No it hasn't turned into that. Fuck outta here lol.

How's it feel to be a fucking retard?

Stay in your house, gramps.

all white main cast

CHICKEN JOCKEY

the right wings response to the minecraft music is a sell signal
the pendulum is already swinging back to woke because of how unlikeable virgin conservatards are

1) I'm taking the piss

2) 'He would come home in a terrible mood of drink' is a phrase, yeah.

Yeah shut the fuck up faggot.

Real quiet now.

Rip your gay thread faggot.

I loved the part when he said flint and steel! And just so happened to know to use it on the obsidian portal and instead of running away when he saw how creepy it was he decided to talk to the pigs maybe he thought they were one of him haha

Is it even watchable?

sassy and strong black woman character

Still waiting for a reason to enter a movie theater.

*bounces back from political scandal to release the highest grossing flick in history*

zionism be like that for your career.

nigger momoa

I wont watch,try again faggot.

Negative

he was channeling herobrine

momoa

I give him a pass for being in Stargate.

He destroyed Conan fren.

$9,000 per ticket

$6 million for popcorn

sage

Greek you say?

And for this gem

FLINT
AND
STEEL

k

Worst movie I have ever seen in my life

In all fairness, it was the other guy who mildly made death threats.
The movie is kinda ass though, but watchable with kids. I kinda miss these kinds of movies, it reminds me of my simple childhood.

Snood, my beloved.

Kek

...decades.

They are still seething they lost the garden of eden, and sided with Satan ever since. They lost so their role is now to make hell on Earth, and drag everyone down with strife, temptation, and degeneracy for their master. They literally promote revolution in every society after raping the land/economy, no matter what the society is. They want to spread suffering, and the Minecraft movie is proof

its because its a fucking Minecraft movie, the most popular video game in the world. and the generation who grew up playing it are adults with jobs who can buy themselves movie tickets.

context?
zoom zoom zoom?

huh, so 0% White

There are toys of this obese jew, makes me nauseous.

If you get to play in something that has minecraft in its name. Yeah...

Property of BGC

they got the twofer in there

What scandal? You mean his friend not liking Trump on stage? I don't think anyone in the world gave a shit about that for longer than 5 minutes.

No, its doing well ironically. Gen alpha are going to the movies yelling the lines and cackling like idiots. Reminds me of old Anon Babble.

He also made a shitty ms paint sequel to tenacious D which is 50% cartoon dicks and the other 50% is him going to stop drumpf at the white house

He's a shriner/freemason too

More fake and gay jew nonsense and lies

You dumb fucking dumbshit kikes

All this stupid infantile kids movies did was beat the Super Mario Bros movie as highest grossing vidya screenplay adaptation. Not a great feat considering how shit that movie is.

Dude on the poster has long hair, pink leather jacket, painted nails and a beard. Do you show lots of tranny shit to kids?

Technically he cucked out immediately by disavowing his bandmate and putting the band on hiatus.

Can’t act
Only way he makes money is by leeching off of movies meant for kids. He’s a fat jim Carry
Only I feel sorry for these Jews that have to dance for us to be entertained and distracted. You know other Jews look down on him.

He's such a little jewish/satanic faggot

He's just another in a long line of 'Dude weed lmao' actors pumped out by the hollywood jews. Now that weed culture is normalised and no longer cool and edgy, it and the associated proponents have aged like rancid dead fish

I don't like jews, but I would rather see them in movies than other races honestly

I thought it was cute that all the kids were clapping at the movie. The audience was the best part of the movie

I AM SSSSTEEEVE

Myers can often be Jewish. Michael Myers (Austin Powers) is Jewish

Broke up forever? The D is over? Or simply face saving? Considering current sentiments there's now tens of thousands of Kyle's out there mad their retirement (or job they had) is fucked. Pretty sure there was a few political songs they've done anyway.

Nah, touch grass you fucking faggot. Shills aren't reality. You will never be a woman.

(((jack black)))

I ALLMOST FORGOT ABOUT JACK BLACK THE MOST CRINGE MAN WHO WALKS THE EARTH. HOPEFULLY I CAN FORGET HIM AGAIN.

kikes just swapped out the i for y.
many such cases. another popular jew ploy is drop the burg or stein.

Greenburg becomes just Green

or maybe on the other end

Ian Robert Maxwell from Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch

most kikes adjust the spelling because their genetic disposition means they breath lies and dishonesty 24/7

Minecraft is retarded and for children, anyone who wasted their life on this shit needs to be mentally evaluated.

I would say this made me lose faith in society but that happened long ago. Congrats, you are all (mostly) sheep and can be easily controlled and manipulated.

Im pretty sure he just murdered Minecraft. After all these years its finally over.

Hang on, isn't touch grass the insult libs/dems are meant to use?

zoomers in this thread acting like this movie is the best thing that has happened to their generation... lmao we really do deserve to get blown up on camera in a russian ditch.

From Pitfall to Minecraft
youtube.com/watch?v=I9A_5UhYg0s

Jack Black is based.

All he had to do was sell out his fren

Based

meier is german for merchant

sure thing, poojeet

Are you angry I co-opted your shit? What are you going to do about it troon?

highest grossing flick in history

yeah, it's still a long ways off from that
also, the success of the movie has nothing to do with him
it could have been anyone in that role, and as long as "Minecraft" is in the title, it was going to do well

mein kraft

FLINT AND STEEL!

You assert I'm angry? I'm confused by your literacy.

Nice thought but I don't think anyone else could play an unwashed neckbearded loser as well anon

good for them, hope my kids like it
i'm not the intended audience

I don't care I'm not going to watch the Minecraft movie

Amazing how quickly this moron went from tolerable to extremely unlikeable.

Why did they train her to do flips? She did none in the movie.

sneak attack!

HUMMUS IS FINISHED
JACKIE BLACKIE SAVING ISRAEL

Barely. If you're drunk enough you can laugh at it but otherwise it feels like everyone did one take and gave zero fucks.

Really? My sister is not a fan of such humor and she watched it with her daughter and told me it was good.
Peronsally, not interested in anything from Pedowood.

Borderlands?

take the most masculine actor and dress him like a fruit cake from Hollywood

816-590-0047

Momo carried the whole movie

Jesus fuck look at this stupid shit. Who unironically says hey let's go see this? I don't fucking get it. Absolute garbage.

I think they actually were fucking I could tell by the plap sounds

I don't care for him
too low brow and he looks like he'd smell funky

Fligu Gigu

If Jack black was a black man, nobody would be seeing it in these numbers

Kyle took a bullet for him.

Based schizo jew
youtube.com/shorts/tj-wAcSW7hI

greek

do chuddies really not consider greeks white?

Apparently there is a bunch of memes in the movie from the trailers and people are going and clapping to and yelling out all the memes as they happen in the theatre.

That’s how gay things have gotten

She's half ethnic English and Greek. She is also my future wife.

I need her bros.

no

highest grossing flick in history

not even close
just a record OPENING

James Cameron territory s a long way off

Imagine paying to see some shitty jew movie in 2025 kek

kids don't give a fuck about politics

They are like Dalits and or niggers claiming they are Aryan or Hebrew.
That just means White People.

to say the lines with the rest of the audience

holy fucking cringe batman

He's a nepo kike.

pic

now this is what real minecraft was about and seeing what happened to it after all these years it feels like a fever dream

t. has been playing a bit during early alphas where it was just creative mode with tiny maps, having fun with similarly tistic random retards from a ruski imageboard essentially

Also I wanna pat myself on the back for combining this (I am a retard and everything is difficult for me, please unerstan) so I'll sort of repost it once here, in relation to my pic here (fashion has peaked, you can now kneel):
Look at my edge
My edge is amazing
Give it a lick
"Mmm, it tastes just like ravens!"

it's not very good

does that really matter when even in my local mall, the cinema queue had hundreds if not thousands of kids and parents waiting to see it? I haven't seen this kind of hype since Avatar, and that movie was mediocre too.

wrong guy.

How tf can one go from picrel to that? How can he wake up and look in the mirror every morning and be not disgusted by what his eyes see?

Also I refuse to post on Anon Babble or anywhere else other than Anon Babble when it comes to 4chins, I fucking hate the moooooooderation of my thoughts in any capacity and here in particular it's the most bearable. So I'll Anon Babbleirginpost here a couple times.
Also did you know that by merely observing my posts you're interacting with me directly? What do you think of it as a lurker? Are you not afraid of catching some second-hand new-level retardation through this? I could be inhumanly retarded and you could be in danger by simply being here. Yes, (You) specifically, whoever's reading.
What the fuck. I have a sneaking suspicion that semetism is a transmissable disease of sorts, and not just through sex. I fucking swear there's something in semetic blood (not related to my bloodborneposting) that's acting like a malicious/parasitic hivemind of sorts or something.
Say, if one is a mischling and is greatly distressed about it, would it be feasible to go full schizotard and do like a meat-made AGI and burn/restructure all the filth out of onseself through some sort of non-verbal meat Assembly? I want to believe.

It was his retarded partner that had the political scandal not him.

Was this guy EVER funny? I think the closest was being Bowser in the mario movie...

He did the same type of shit Gwar has been doing for decades, you guys are soft pussies.

not related to my bloodborneposting

What is bloodborne reposting?

ender pearl

jews gonna jew

OY VEY

not a surprising thread by a leaf

ah ok, i didnt see your previous post.

russian

I am a retard and everything is difficult

well the entire country does have an alcohol fetal epidemic

No, I'm retarded because a shitskin muslim broke my head at school when I was about 9yo so I never developed correctly.
Thanks for your amazing insight though. Imagine how many boys are sneakily broken into a worthless, wasted life of retardation just like me, without any sort of justice. And unsuspecting retards point and laugh at best. Broken head and broken mind that led to failed suicide, now I get to enjoy never ending pain.
You know, you can all gloat all you want, entire world combined, though I sincerely believe that the entirety of humankind will become my eternal toys, to be broken and repaired as I see fit. Just because my hatred for the bipedal scum has reached indescribable levels. I give zero (0) fucks as to how impossible, cringy, pathetic or copey it may sound, I just want to own all of you down, to every single human that ever existed. You have no idea how much unhinged hatred I've harbored throughout years of being reduced to a prisoner inside my own mind thanks to semites and their shabbos goyim of all races.
From my perspective it's just me and everyone else, and it's always been that way. I refuse to associate myself with humankind and I strive to be fundamentally better than human filth, despite technically still being below mediocre at best.

inb4 "everyone's got problems so stfu"

This kind of attitude that I've encountered more than once is the exact reason as to why I don't give a fuck. About anyone. I want to slowly rip your fucking heads to pieces over and over, mate.