What goes on here??
What goes on here??
gators, golf, and geezers.
Crocodiles, Alligators, Pumas, and bears all meet
AAAAAAAH
Where yakub has his laboratory
Zica
$5 ciggys
penis stuff
Fuck off, we're full.
Unless you are just here to visit and give me money. In that case welcome to the sunshine state, enjoy your week. But, after that you have to go back to whatever boring state you came from.
T. Florida business owner.
Don’t come here nigger
I love this fucking state.
Yes we know how much you love niggers and spics
What goes on here??
Hurricanes and bath salt zombies
What are you a cop, why are you asking so many questions?
Seethe kike, I live on an island that is more white than anywhere in your shit state. Turns out not many niggers or spics can afford a three million dollar house.
Pipe down Georgina.
Nigger infested humid dump with vapid people.
spics
drugs
gators
general degeneracy
Meth
Niggers
Old as fuck boomers
Spics and Tourists
I want out
All kinds of shit.
Florida Man goes on.
Key Largo has 2 of the last remaining underwater bases in the world
The adventures of Florida Man.
Jacksonville - 2 navy bases, one ships, one airbase. So military, rednecks, niggers and is a massively spread out city.
Pensacola - naval air station
Gainseville and Tallahasee(capital) - college students, rednecks and niggers.
Middle down to Orlando/Tampa is rural mostly small towns.
Orlando is niggers, tourists and fags (DIsney)
Tampa is alright
The Villages north of Orlando is a big cemetary of boomers and silent generation where their neighbors die off weekly.
Daytona- tourists
Ft. Meyers- more old boomer retirement
Ft. Lauderdale - spics, everywhere, especially colombians and venezuelans, jews
Miami- jews, niggers, every fucking spic you can think of and their hybrid nigger mix cocktail of nigger spic. JEWS
Worlds largest G-mod chaos server
Oh forgot the keys, fishing, tourists, expensive as shit and another navy base. One lane roads.
Our tax dollars at work, 1.1 million per year in operating + upkeep costs
tampa is alright
filled with niggers
random street takeovers
desu I didn't spend much time there, so was just a cursory examination from what a saw YEARS ago
no waves even by Florida standards
1.1 million per year
Do you have any idea how relatively efficient that is? I bet a fucking storage shed on a millitary base costs more annually
fuck off we're full
This is unironically the best part of the USA imho
Hurricanes and brown people LARPing as whites.
It's one of the greatest states in the union. They have a LOT going on all over the place. You can find pretty much whatever you want to do except skiing and rock climbing.
Don't tell these niggers about the forgotten coast.
Florida fucking sucks now. Too many transplants moved in and now it's miserable. Between the traffic, cost of living, cost of housing, property tax, home insurance and car insurance premiums, retarded laws, and just flood of assholes from out-of-state, it's become a nightmare. Florida used to have a different culture with a relaxed, easy going, and pleasant attitude.
Thank god I'm moving out of this shithole of a state. Literally only good if you're an old dying fart with wealth.
You're such a faggot holy shit
Meth, incest, and usury.
But definitely not anyone driving over 45 mph. Ever.
stuff, things, shit even
youtu.be
No place on earth is calmer and more chill than it was 10 years ago. Every single part of the earth without a single exception is deteriorating in calmness. Even Antarctica.
Florida is still the best place to live in the US, for these reasons-
1. heavily armed
2. fresh water everywhere, impossible to run out
3. state culture bends everyone that comes here to its will, unlike other places in the US
4. easy as fuck to grow food here of all types
5. birds
6. hurricanes and summer rains
7. gators, sharks, and amoebas to eat the tourists and their brains
8. the #1 space port on earth
Also, my property taxes are great. .75% a year, I pay $1K a year on a $150K house.
Insurance is terrible though, due to weather. No place is perfect though.
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Junkies and rich people.
is it windy?
I would assume so. Most coastal areas are. The sun heats water and land at different rates and the disparity in air temperature produces wind.
True but I feel a lot of the benefits are being nullified. Plants here thrive and you can grow a lot of different fruits, vegetables, and herbs. And that's with the benefit of not having terrible allergies, as in most of the rest of the country, tree cum fills the air and coats everything in its yellow spermy residue.
Southwest Floridafag here, the humidity is always high, there's niggers and spics down here, pure shithole. Never go to Florida.
Yes, only during the warmer months temps...
I have a Florida driver's license as I lived there for some years and would desperately enjoy returning and will be doing so soon.
Clearwater is heaven on Earth.
Elder God Tier Floridaman
New England Patriots tattoo
That's a no from me
Nothing of value.
is it
News or Jiggers
diatoms
cuban port of entry
the worst drivers in these United States
fuck maryland too, the people are trash
I wonder, if an alligator eats a meth fiend, does the gator get high?
A gator on meth is a gator that will attack anything in sight but never eat what it attacks. An interesting combo.
/thread
OxyContin RXs
Flying on plane to Miami and you have the left window seat can see the badass shoreline, good times, good memories
Not anymore. Getting schedule-2 Rx in Florida is quite the task these days, including adderall and ritalin.
isn't it fun to take a shower in the morning, dress, step outside and start sweating at 8 am?
Voting no on marijuana legalization like faggots
Florida's been a weed state for hundreds of years. We don't need it "legal" because it simply exists here. Asmongold's mom and dad were into weed when they lived in Florida(Asmon's mom was 100% Florida Cracker).
Legal weed means corporate weed. Corporate weed will shut down black market weed and hurt a lot of very influential old-time Florida families.
I just moved here last year. Lovin' it.
You forgot St Augustine
It's early hot and the people are weird. Florida people act like they are fake people made by aliens who've only ever heard stories of people.
t. Transplant
immediately posted screen grab to reddirtard. sorry anon, no one's having nice things now.
apparently, toxic waters from the Gulf of America wash up on the west coast.
The toxic water is from the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America only has the best, purest water
go for a swim Gulfport, MS anon. do it. toxic. there's a huge dead spot out of the river.
Gulf of Mexico waters are cancerous, Gulf of America waters cure cancer.
Simple as.
Lots of nigger sex
This
the one sad part about past few decades is how so many spics got the money to afford the keys and have basically ruined it now. They were everywhere last time I stayed in largo.
we are lucky niggers haven't reached that point yet.
Insurance is terrible though, due to weather.
I remember when I turned 25 and thought my auto insurance would get reduced only to see it raised 15% because of Irma. Legit a 8-10% supposed decrease turned into a 15% increase. I had a clean driving record too.
The best way to lower your car insurance premiums is to stick with your company and get perks. If you jump around trying to find lower rates, you'll end up with higher ones. It's a huge scam, that's why they're always pushing people to switch.
Cubans (usually pretty good people)
Way too many traffic lights, and retarded drivers.
Boomers
Sweltering heat
A significant number of kikes.
Meth
Cocaine
Junkies
Rain
Niggers
I was with progressive for 8 years by that time and was due for a major deduction but got jew'ed. You can always transfer loyalty anyways by just checking a box on the application, they never ask for proof and run off the honor system anyways.
Now, I just daily drive beaters with no insurance because I'm still a clean driver. I do have my toy car insured but it's antique insurance which is so cheap.
These people live there
people
Driving uninsured in Florida can be a problem. Depending where you live you might get your car popped.
What goes on here??
Private property theft from selectively targeted individuals by crooked insiders, using both government muscle, corrupt state media, and the full support of a well-bribed, corrupt citizenry
Welcome to Florida
Florida Man
County jail here in the mid-00s was interesting. Seeing some of the retarded shit people get arrested for on their end and the government's end was enlightening. I was there for more mundane transgressions, destructive devices(illegal homemade fireworks). The sheer number of domestic abuse charges really stuck out to me and many of those guys were not beating on their women.
Its a place where middle class old people go to die.
Also, by easter, hundreds of thousands of caucasian young women from all over north america congregate there during the mating season to get acquainted with dark-colored strangers.
It's fine. I don't drive like a nigger and am a very defensive driver. Plus, I'm white in 45% nigger area. Worst thing that's happened is when some lil old lady hit me I took rag of gasoline and wiped her car paint off mine and said it never happened.
Paying $2k a year to drive a $2k beater in FL with a perfect record is retarded especially when my car ain't even worth $2k and I have health insurance.
hundreds of thousands of caucasian young women
Chechens and Dagestanis are really weird.
Ft. Lauderdale - spics, everywhere, especially colombians and venezuelans, jews
you must live in pompano. sorry
It's not YOU that's the problem, it's other retards on the road. The US is full of them now. Another fun benefit of letting third world trash into our country.
Based shit happens here. We're full.
I have never seen as much racemixing as I have in this state. I work with middle aged hags and every single one of them has a black kid. The oldest one is a grandma to a niglet kid that looks nothing like her. Every time I walk outside I see niggers with white women. It's exclusively this and no other pattern because the Hispanics hang out with other hispanics.
There are no real "ghettoes" here like we have up north. Chicago is a congo shithole but the white people live away in the suburbs and congregate with other rich white people. Not so in Florida. Niggers regularly hang out in gated communities and HOAs. Old boomers pump gas next to niggers.
One time I saw a car full of niggers pull up and a white teenage girl was driving them around. She looked maybe 16. She was probably the only one with a driver's license. I've never seen that anywhere else.
This is the worst place I've ever been to in my entire life
I don't drive like a nigger and am a very defensive driver.
What part of that don't you understand? I'm fully aware when you drive a car you are holding a gun to everybody's head with your finger on the trigger and they have one pointed at you too. I anticipate other people's actions and dodge them. I could've easily been a nigger and let people run into me while changing lanes for a free lottery check but I don't.
The only accidents I've been in were in my gf's car and the retarded niggers backed into me when they were backing out of their parking spot in a lot. No amount of honking stopped any of the three retards from pressing on the gas pedal so now I only park in back.
i visited my grandparents there once
the coast is literally a 100 mile long strip mall with retirement villas on each side
The only accidents I've been in were in my gf's car and the retarded niggers backed into me when they were backing out of their parking spot in a lot.
So it has happened before. You see what I mean here? You just said some retards hit you, and you think it can't happen again? Never get complacent.
so now I only park in back.
so now
Anyways, even if someone backed into my beater I wouldn't give 2 fucks and maybe shake them down for cash but because it was my gfs new car she filed claims. Hell one of them I got quoted for $1500, popped the dent out myself and collected the $1.5k check myself out of her insurance's pocket.
Anon, I won't get jew auto insurance for a beater no matter what you or anyone else says.
I know the game.
It fucking sucks, and that's one of the main reasons why I'm going to leave at some point.
go back to israel, faggot.
you're exaggerating. maybe not about miami but you're too hard on Orlando. we're the best this state has to offer.
Isn't it less hot and humid further up north in Panama City Beach and Jacksonville along with St Augustine
that shits boring and trashy. its all about the east coast beaches not the gross gulf.
I lost my virginity to a big booty latino maid in Florida when I was 13 and for that I'll always thank Florida
you could've just told us you've never been here. thats like the europeans idea of what florida is.
Alot of them have left because of costs. The state is actually getting whiter
tHeY Do MEth
nigga, everyone damn state has meth users you stupid fuck. we don't have noticable tweakers though.. we got pill / heroin addicts though who occupy intersections in certain areas of town. but to commonly see a tweaker in the wild, this is nothing like california or arizona.
and i happen to like the majority of our blacks. ive lived here 40 years and had no issues with them and they're often kind and mind their own business. all the neighbors ive had in recent years were good people. so this bullshit about "niggers" and old people everywhere isn't true. its not just some retirement state or a den of blacks and spics. although they are here.. then again you got these races across the country too.
Florida has our shit together a lot better than a lot of other places, so you can retire the NPC meme opinion of it being nothing but trashy.
i find the natural beauty to be incredible, its very clean and the vibe is mellow. the humidity is a blessing in disguise in that it keeps your skin moist. i dont have a wrinkle on me because ive spent my whole life here.. we got evergreens too. its like the rest of the country dies and freezes but we keep on living it up down here. i sleep with my windows open in the winter.. man you should have been by the pool with me the last couple weeks. going everyday with my son.. grilling dogs etc. bright blue skies.. perfect clouds.. the right breeze.. vaporwave pumpin through the speaker. life is fucking great down here. its why i hate when people make it seem worse than it is.
The heat makes people weird here but I love my state. Simple as
Any Pasco chads itt?
the problem with growing things here are the parasites or diseases in the soil. the humidity is too high for some plants and it gets really hot int he middle of summer. but with raised beds and a lucky season you can yield a variety of different things. the farmers markets typically have some good stuff too.
you have no idea what you're talking about.. if we are a tourist state, right? we got universities etc.. we are constanatly having people here from other states.. and guess who i gotta yell at the most for being fucking retarded? it aint floridians. and its FLAT here.. its the easiest fucking place to drive. stay the fuck out of my state you god damned retards. dont even know the most basic things about driving laws. like nigga, you can turn on red unless it says not to.
Isn't it less hot and humid further up north
No, kek. We in north FL just get a few more weeks of colder weather but humidity is all the same cause of how much water is around us which brings thunderstorms. Jacksonville has the St. John's river and ocean, while St. Augustine has the Matanzas river and ocean. This is not including the intercoastal waterway or Gulf of America.
Some days get real bad humidity cause we a morning rain that leaves water everywhere and then get 90+ degrees later on the day that will evaporates it all into the air. It's the amount of water around us as a peninsula w/rivers and intercoastal that give us rain, which evaporates into humidity and than more rain.
Boomer/jew shit
Jason Genova's kingdom.
FL agriculture is still up there, sure it's mostly famous for it's citrus due to their ability to survive hurricanes better but we have a large sweet corn, sugar and other small fruit industries here. You can grow here but you can't use mosanto seeds, raised beds with mosanto approved goyim soil help though.
Going to local blueberry and strawberry festivals here are goated. Speaking of that, it's about that time of year they start hosting them.
Property tax and homeowners insurance rate hikes.
Will all the Mexicans be gone this year? I have seen a pretty drastic decrease in brown skinned people this year
It's kind of refreshing
i mentioned all the different license plates i see on the regular. i see idiots from Alaska around my neighborhood. honestly though, the fuck are you doing driving all the way from Alaska? and then you have the audacity to drive 5 under the speed limit in the left lane? get the fuck out of my way, scholar. i got shit to do. i see california, texas, illionois cant seem to fuck off.. i see New Jersey a lot lately.. NY too. it never ends with you people. just go away.
but seriously though its pretty peaceful. all sorts of different people too.. i think because its so beautiful here it makes people less likely to get into it with each other. like even our Muslim brothers who've been building up large and expensive mosques. i can just sense their appreciation for this area of the world. theres no garbage everywhere or rampant crime. i grew up in a home where we left the door unlocked all the time.. i dont get packages stolen from my door. sure there are the lower income or higher crime areas.. drugs, homeless. but for the mostpart things go on smoothly.. things get built up, improved.. new businesses open, more homes built. i cant think of a single area that hasn't improved in the last 40 years. maybe certain areas were stalling but even places like Sanford are classy and nice now. going downtown for a meal is enjoyable.
Anon, mexican's are still rare here. We mostly have south Americans and Caribbeans. The census is skewed because the three groups (Mexicans, Caribbeans, and South Americans) are only listed under one demographic, Latinos.
will they be gone
No, cause Trump famoosed every whitey in the south by only deporting 100k vs the 2-3 mil he claimed he would.
You can grow here but you can't use mosanto seeds.
Why not?
Hi
like even our Muslim brothers
jew detected
Publix is so good though, im not sure people realize it. because i shop around at other stores like wal-mart and target, we got ALDI but i never fuck with it. and i have to say that despite the claims that Publix is more expensive, its not. and they always have weekly sales, buy one get one frees.. always a submarine sandwich or two on sale for a couple dollars off. their deli is legit.. i mean whatever you're looking for theres probably an option on sale. and they don't sell low quality crap either.. especially their meat. they have actual butchers in store unlike wal-mart where they ship it all in off a truck prepackaged.
anyway, the shortest answer as to what happens here is fun and relaxation with the occasional misdemeanor or homicide. but that happens everywhere else too so dont even act like Florida is anomalous.
to me this is like the capital of Atlantis. its the Italy of the USA. this is my fucking home and i wouldn't trade it for anything. we have so much natural beauty here. i love so many types of plants and animals and its a blessing to live somewhere thats so blessed and exploding with lush life. this is God's country, even if people are injecting pills between their toes behind the waffle house. like i said, would it be a waffle house if someone wasnt doing that?
They didnt genetically modify majority of the seeds to Florida soil but central valley cali and midwest soil. We focused on for citrus and sugar enhancements. If you use seeds from local farm market produce you'd have better luck than ordering seeds online or at a store.
Publix salads are perfect meals. Lots of meat and cheese for protein and low carbs. Great fried chicken and sushi selection too.
lennys dead if you didn't know
Publix is expensive as fuck but you are not wrong that their buy one get one free deals are great. They are worth a stop in, or weekly email reminder to check out specials but getting a month's of groceries there would be easily 30% more than walmart. Winn Dixie has better meat deals here anyways. If you don't have a WD card just ask the cashier to use hers.
Milfs in bikinis laying on nice warm beaches waiting for cock
Orlando is niggers, tourists and fags
ive seen more white people in orlando than i usually do. what do you mean?
t. miami, now in orlando
Fuck off pal, we're full
You'll never enjoy le chicken tender sub or palm trees and rain
Go be a dried up plum in your shit state faggot
Ladies and Gentlemen, Canada everybody
I think they are waiting on funding from Congress to ramp up deportations. They simply do not have the funds and it seems from my perspective many of them have up and left.
Yes I know we have islanders. Cubans and Ricans. But Mexicans stand out. None of these Latino groups like each other but Mexicans in particular have awkward mannerisms and hairstyles. I can pick them out easy. I know my Cubans and Ricans.
I'm born and bred 904. I've seen bodies drop on the street in the northside and downtown. You can larp and lie all you want. I know the truth of this state.
727 here I used to be 904
Jax is nothing but niggers and dried up plums like you
You don't even have any aura or resorts up there
But definitely not anyone driving over 45 mph. Ever.
dont know if you're being sarcasic but have you even been on i-4 and/or i-95?
Publix is expensive as hell. Go to fucking aldi everything in Aldi is 40% less easily.
Other than publix and also. There's not much around where I live. Winn Dixie shut down . Bravo is far away. Walmart sucks
Checked. Winn Dixie is the superior grocery store. Their hot bar blows Publix away, esp their fried chicken and wing bar. The only thing I’ll go to Publix for is boars head and a pub sub but last time I checked it’s like $12.99 for a large sub. That’s just insane when you can get fresh fried chicken/ any hot bar item for $6.99lbs at Winn Dixie
Complete and total latino supremacy while whiteboys overdose on fentanyl and meth
They closed all the Winn Dixie near me and changed to aldis. I appreciate aldi banning a lot of slop ingredients and dyes at no extra cost to me. I love that place for shopping and I don't miss Winn Dixie at all the one near me off moon lake had homeless people all over the parking lot
They need to deport more and faster. Operation wetback is making this look like a political stunt.
We mostly have islanders and South Americans. Miami and Tampa are key destinations for many of those people, not Mexicans. Puerto Ricans are the worst of them all. I've never had a good interaction with an islander.
you are not a real FLORIDIAN but I AM
We get it, you are nigger perpetuating your crab bucket and gatekeeping mentalities. Like, I said I was born here and not retarded to spot your kind.
Aldi fucking sucks their produce is usually either ok or complete dog shit and I wouldn’t feed their old meat to my dog. You must not cook a lot
Based. Take the nigger to the Matthew’s Bridge
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAL
Aldi's meat is worse than china meat. Stick to winn dixie for your meat.
You get it anon. Winn-dixie is the real goat. I only entertain the buffalo tossed chicken tender sub, then again I was ordering it 15 years ago when it wasn't even on the menu or a modern meme.
I was born here too.. shit for brainz
How the hell are you supposed to know?
I'm a WHITE man
Nigger, lier, and woman aka bitch
nigger keeps niggering
such a sad state of affairs.
I'd rather drop 'em off the Buckman during rush hour.
NIGGERY, NEVER GO HERE
Cross dressing sheriffs fake arrests using actors inorder to get internet cred, all while ignoring the rampant drug and child sex slave industries that thrive in their backyard, literally in their personal backyard.
shares some tweet that uses ai generated pic as claims it's real
the state of affairs for people are getting lower each day. do you happen to be under the age of 21 or not white?
Lived in Florida for twenty six years, born and raised. Left for four years for military. Came back, and it's a shithole. New yorker faggots and their kikes moved in. Same with Jersey dago wops faggots too. They are a plague just like Californian transplants are to Texas, AZ, NM and Montana. A lot of posters itt are fake florida transplants, they are fucking faggots. You can tell by the way they say the same shit like these two queers and
They didn't mention kikes, feral niggers, imported refugees, Jerseyfags or New York queers. Because they are those things, and probably just moved there. It was getting bad before I left and now it's abysmal. And the taxes/home insurance is like a Jewish wet dream. Fuck. That. Shit. And somehow the roads became fucking worse. In recent hurricanes you could see these yellow bellied faggots abandon ship at the drop of a 20 mile gust of wind, clogging up the roads and destroying everything because they can't fucking drive. You can always tell who isn't from Florida by the sheer catastrophe that is upturned cars after two inches of. Because they are literally that bad at driving. Years of "walkable cities in the hustle and bustle" have removed any iota of learning driving skills. I have seen jersey wops flipped into the median from hydroplaning in a light drizzle. And wogs from NY sliding across the ground from mere drips.
It has been 30 year almost since Hurricane Andrew and there is only two major highways to leave the state out of in emergencies. If an actual crisis happened and you're in Florida, you're basically at the mercy of liberal Jew Yorkers and Feral wops from Jersey.
Thank God I'm out of there now. I kissed the moist Alaskan dirt when I came home. Also stay out. The lower 49 need not apply, every one of you are basically queers except the Ozarks and Appalacians.
When I grew up in Florida it was just white folks and some spics here and there. Lots of land, farm, nature. Now it's barren.
That picture is older than AI, clitwood
You really need to leave the city or whatever niggerfied your suburb is and flee to where ever the white people in your area our. Here in 904, we whitey's flee to middle/south clay county or st johns (st aug) to avoid these people. I have local friends who get surprised when they walk in my town's home depot and walmarts because nothing is locked up or no security.
Yeah, I'm sure a senior citizen has a 22 yr old body builder stomach cut. You should go back to plebbit where you get upvotes nigger.
What's a Delaware equivalent of Publix? Or even a PA version?
Based native
I kissed the moist Alaskan dirt when I came home.
How do you deal with the fucking mosquitos there? I thought they were bad down here in Florida, then I visited AK for the first time…. Holy shit
What the hell is publix? Sounds like some gay ass euro or aussie shit
i see New Jersey a lot lately.. NY too. it never ends with you people. just go away.
Those are jews
I hike, fish, and winter is most of the year. I don't care about the mosquitoes because repellent, herbs and fires keep most of them away.
Fucking peasants
22 yr old body builder stomach cut
LMAO stop sucking your own dick
That's a flabby stomach with rolls from his stupid posture
The only impressive thing is that he's not fatter
941 oldfag anon. What goes on here is vacationers, rednecks, spics and nogs. It sucks, but fuck off we are full.
It's a nice grocery store.
You can have Florida. I lived in Florida for a few years and visit from time to time because I have family that live there. To be honest with you I'm not a fan. The traffic is awful, the heat and humidity is so intense at times it's unbearable and the cost of living is ridiculous. I don't miss it. I live and am from the Midwest and much prefer to be up North where the climate is more moderate, the cost of living is cheaper and the people are more hospitable.
It's the best grocery store in the world. It's like Wegmans without hipsters and weirdos and better prices.
Yep, RIP to the Chocolate Golem
Anon, you haven't experienced those african tiger striped legged mosquitos here in FL. Those fuckers will get you thru jeans and even hoodies. I don't see many up here in the NE but when I liven in central FL near the orange fields they were very common.
you are not a real human.
you are not a real human either.
The traffic is awful, the heat and humidity is so intense at times it's unbearable and the cost of living is ridiculous.
you are a woman that likes to visit for spring/summer break but yet hate it here, we know your type very well.
you forgot this small beach town of 14k
I cook plenty and Aldi is great. Enjoy paying more
You need to leave the metros
Up near nobleton and shit you drive for hours and not see anyone. It's old Florida
It's a grocery store that's really nice to shop in. Clean. Well let. Beautiful young girls at the registers.
I've been down here since early 01 and I've acclimated perfectly to this state aside from missing snow and normal seasonal changes. But I traded snow for hurricanes and seasons for great summer thunderstorms and no goddamn 20F winters like in rural MD.
It's only slightly hotter and muggier than where I grew up. in the summer. Also, fireworks stores.
car accidents
mexicans, niggers, hurricanes.
an unlivable nightmare for anyone white.
orlando has way more spics than niggers
there's nice white urban neighborhoods outside of a clean downtown (winter park area)
there's some nice white suburbs (oviedo) with a major university (UCF)
you don't worry about hurricanes, you have a major metro airport with cheap flights everywhere, and if you want to go to the beach it's less than an hour to cocoa
and if you have kids there's endless entertainment options for them
enjoy your fish that comes from chinese chicken poop farms.
2 decades and/or having children here make you Floridian. If you want more seasonal change you need to more north, we have mini winters up here. Nothing like you have to run your water or your pipes freeze kinda shit but like cover your plants and pray type. We get decent fireworks here cause of some agricultural loophole (t. used to run a TNT fireworks tent till covid) so we can get most of the good stuff but SC still has more oomph. Anytime you go up the east coast to ski or visit family it's wise to make a pitstop for gas/food stop in sc for to get a few monster fireworks to add to w/e you get here.
You guys that think traffic in Florida is bad, you just try driving anywhere near Washington DC regularly. I never did, but I've sat in too many jams on the beltway in summer. Just driving on it is worrysome as it is all year round.
Don't get me wrong it's bad here, but it's way worse up north. Anything north of Richmond is a masterclass in hell. 20 miles out from Arlington on 95 all the way up through Baltimore is hell on earth on the road. I recommend hopping off I95 onto US301 just north of King's Dominion and sidestepping the interstate as much as possible.
Venice from north jetty?
The Buckham corridor in Jacksonville is one of the nation's worst ranked in rush hour traffic. This ain't even factoring in how Jacksonville commonly ranks top 10 for worst drivers in the nation. When one of your city lives on one side of the river but works on the other side with only one bridge to move everyone in those small windows of time, it's expected. I know I-10 is always aids in Orlando so much I'd rather take the old county back roads and that 95 and US1 south of miami is fuckin aids too.
You have better drivers and less road rage, it's proven so you traffick doesn't result in a murder once a week.
IDGAF what the rankings are. I grew up around DC, I lived about 45 miles away from that asshole of a city, and the traffic especially in VA in and around the beltway is the worst I have ever experienced. Because it's HUGE and goes on and on for dozens of miles. It's fucking retarded. DOD and government employees can't drive for shit.
Well good thing rankings are based on a multitude of variables and not just one's one-side anecdotal experiences. Go drive on I10 at 1 am and be in shock of how congested the highway is or sit on 295 beltway for 3.5 hours (if accident than expect 4.5 hrs) when its typically 35 min drive with no traffic.
Tourists covered in oil
Meth heads fighting, and losing to, gators
Bad drivers pulling “Banzai!” maneuvers where they move across all lanes w/o a motive or a warning or turn signals
Lots of puerto riquenos & haitians
test
we got ALDI but i never fuck with it.
Why? In my country is one of the cheapest supermarkets.
Nice thread have a bump
Disney World
Sand gets trapped on the western bit and makes more Florida.
That's pretty cheap and they make youtube videos of themselves opening cans of coke deep underwater for retards who are impressed by that kind of thing.
cheap
out of the way
tains the tards
Good job!
Anon, you haven't experienced those african tiger striped legged mosquitos here in FL. Those fuckers will get you thru jeans and even hoodies.
you aren't from here are you?
No hanging 10 on those tiny waves.
doesn't understand id's here
if you dont know the difference between the basic mosquito and the tiger legs than just admit it carpet bagger.
you're acting like a dramatic fag over everything
you come off as a northern pussy
Look, I understand you just came here to FL for spring break and now everything about the state because of that and your previous MSM knowledge so please keep being a retard for society's sake. You can claim it's an asian variant, you won't cause you're legit too retarded to even make it, but it came to the states via africa.
Hey! I like Ft Myers!
Corruption and cubans. But I repeat myself.
I was down in the upper keys last summer and I enjoyed the culture. Everyone was so easy going. Miami was ridiculously aggressive though, so many assholes live there.
To nuke.
half of englin AF personal are cubans
Obvious bullshit, you are given the banana boaters too much credit. Then again, you're are probably the same kind of retard that accepts everything you see as truth.
I hear they don't pay tax in Florida.
It doesn't say half. But we can't expect third world pedophile spics to read English, now can we?
~7% sales tax and ~0.8% property tax. Most our taxes is tourism based and property tax based. Local counties can increase or decrease sales tax if certain bills get passed for whatever reason, mostly infrastructure with toll roads as stipend. The only time they decrease is because the bill statemented time of taxing are done though.
which is almost entirely staffed by cubans
You know what you are right, it's more than half via that statement. Can you read?
well you see this one cherry picked data point img that i was fed here cause im easily psyop'd says otherwise
What we can take from this interaction is that you are retard, calling you a midwit would a compliment.
Thanks. I still don't really understand. In my country you get taxed like 30 odd % of your income straight up. Many, many other things are hidden taxes or taxes by some other name. Are you saying that the average man in Florida does NOT have to cough up 30 odd % of his income straight up? But that he DOES get shook down in other forms of tax in a financial year? Or are you saying he pays a very small total in all forms of tax in a financial year? Care to be a little more specific?
nigger do you know how many super/hypercars are in Florida...
My rich boomer relatives retired and moved to Lakewood Ranch and I have no idea why. House is nice and was a few million dollars but the area is just sprawl of retail chains.
one cherry picked data point
one
You do know that spics aren't white, right?
Clearwater is heaven on earth
during spring and fall it's nice
you are not white if you enjoy Florida summers.
Also, why can't you spics and trannies stop touching kids?
Are you saying that the average man in Florida does NOT have to cough up 30 odd % of his income straight up?
~30% is federal tax, most states have an additional state tax and some also have a county tax added to it, which FL only has fed tax. It can get quite high for some citizens in other cities and states.
Every American get shaken down at the federal tax, most have to deal with state and sometimes also a county tax to the help the state or county pay for shit but here in FL we tax shit like alcohol and hotel rooms instead of the citizens. Basically, FL gives more taxes to the federal government than it takes even though we don't tax our state citizens but other industries.
Hopefully soon we get rid of property tax here because we already bring in enough thru other avenues.
here is your reminder that you can also breath thru your nose.
Wow, so the ZOG really does have time travel! Either that or it exclusively employees extremely out of touch boomers. Question: why are all your memes about half a decade out of use?
built a strawman and burned it one statement
Peak retardation. I'm sorry, I'm not who you want me so you can easily digest these topics.
Ok thanks. So people actually DO cough up 30 odd % of their income to Fed tax?
I'm sorry, I realize I've wasted a lot of time in this thread when "You're a fag" would have sufficed.
I'mma just Island Boys
So people actually DO cough up 30 odd % of their income to Fed tax?
Yes, but only few states don't have state or county taxes like FL because they are not welfare states and capable of paying their expenses through other taxes don't affect the citizens directly. Texas is another because of their energy/oil market taxes. Majority of american's pay more than their ~30% fed tax because they pay another 5%-10% taxes in state and county.
you are a lanky nigger so the feeling aint mutual blackie. keep doin the kike's work for free like the good slave you are tho. great job btw
It's the secret gathering place for the alligator's dragonball dance.
Thanks again. So it's not like Floridians get away with virtually no tax. Essentially they pay very similar tax to me in the end I suppose. Wanted to find out more because some friend tried to trump me in a discussion by saying that "Florida pays no tax".
dramatic seething fag
you are a city fag is the problem
u said jax? yeah that's it, your shit is gay and weak
jews that think they're black, raped as children
Yeah that pretty much sums up the state these days.
$700/month to rent a room in a strangers house goes on there I know that
Why the hate amongst your fellow Floridian unless you are a nigger crab bucket enthusiasts? Oh wait, I already proved your not a from FL and larping as a nigger for (You)'s. I pity your life, so enjoy the (You).
can't make a single post without the seething gay
muh tiger mosquitoes
in florida
gee... u have a place to scratch for a few minutes... how will u ever survive
just shut the fuck already, puss
Mmmm pub sub
FLORIDA IS THE MOST DENSLY JEW POPULATED AREA IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE ISRAEL.
and no-one except a humble Bong mentions it.... curious.,
can't make a single post without the seething gay
look lil bro i entertained your shit posts to bump my states thread but you know you caught me, cat's outta the bag now. Good work, kike. I'll never come here again.
You would be VERY lucky to find a room for rent that cheap.
good
see u tmw
faggot
im glad you are so miserable you have to lurk my states thread to have whatever dopamine you can get life.
Florida has the 47th highest tax burden in the country.
everything about florida is a negative. it is a vacuum, it requires input from outside sources.
Florida has the 47th highest tax burden in the country.
everything about florida is a negative. it is a vacuum, it requires input from outside sources.
prove that, but we both know you are baiting this response so you outta be prepared. we will see.
Humidity, niggers, and Spics
Cubans and Jews kvetching over the heat.
i left after 20 years and careful consideration.
Cubans are really only in Miami
Really they're the best Hispanics in the country
fsp.org
ignores state/county taxes via skewed data
you are so retardedly cute Would you happen to get a cat costume and get under my desk too?
a maid costume would work too, i am flexible 4 you lil femmy
the tax burden is a measure of all forms of taxes, which is why i didnt say income tax rate property tax rate, sales tax, etc, it is the gross tax rate. i eclipse you in absolutely every masculine metric.
also, you are fucking gay as fuck and you work at a desk.
is taking biden tax burden financial equations and using them as facts
Look, I understand you live in some northern shoe box that claims to be a studio/apartment which gives you quite a few reasons to be hate me but please just put on the cat ears on so when I do rape you it doesn't make me feel that degenerate.
Jews, niggers, and meth
I own 239 acres of sugar bush. I could produce enough biodiesel with my land to satisfy far more than my own needs. I have livestock, and I have a boat, I have a 40x60 shop, I have a jacket, I can bench your body weight for hours, I can kill you. I have a wife and children, shut the fuck up tweaker faggot
If you gotta say all that to me and every other anonymous person on here you more than likely just a sad larping fuck. I could list my accomplishments too but neither you or anyone elses cares lil nigger faggot.
Looool what a completely and total faggot teenager you are.
Meth, fent, boomers drinking themselves catatonic. Some sports. Disney world.
you have a small gay little faggot body and you are fucking trapped in it you little sissy fuckin bitch
worst of all youre stuck in florida because your stupid fucking parents decided it was a good place to have a divorce, hahahaha, no refunds. worse than being born in fucking India!!!
off by one kill your fucking self hahahahaha
you are such a zoomer its so cute. mind putting on a cat or maid femboi costume for me?
digit cringe
I rest my case.
I got a buddy that runs a fishing charter out of there. He does all the sports fishing tournaments, it's really nice to see him doing well. It's the area that he's from. I haven't been there yet, but it's definitely on my list of things to do in the next few years.
Target practice? Or just Florida stuff.
you are so fucking single
t. newfag
Florida man shit.
GET IN THE CAT COSTUME AND UNDER MY DESK NOW!!!
god dammit that is so embarrassing
I have at least 4 and maybe 6 times as many mugshots in one county alone in florida jackass you aint no god damn florida fuckin man prove it whats the first part of jail called in the south, its an acronym
You right, cause my 6 mugshots and 3 felonys were when I was a retarded juvie not an adult. Glad you learned my lessons 10 years after me as an adult tho! You so smart and wise!
Now, get in that cat costume. you outta be used to it with your criminal experience as a cute lil boy in jail here.
At least you're honest.
Yes.
Thank you. But that anon needs to be raped and molested for society's sake. It'd be better if we killed them tho. I know places in FL that have plenty of hungry gators that would pleasantly help me hide a slit gutted body here.
I know places in FL that have plenty of hungry gators that would pleasantly help me hide a slit gutted body here.
You mean Florida?
Fuck you Panama City niggers!
cringle bullshit. Its called ACR fuckin larping teenager
they/them pronouns
fucking kill yourself my god
I know places in FL
FL
Florida
Yes, the swamps. Teeth you gotta pull out and put into a acid bath to melt down. Make sure you slit the gut so it don't float. Cut off tattoos and other parts of skin to confuse feds as well. Remove all finger tips and acid bath them as well just to make sure.
Plenty of people disappear down here, only the methed/cracked whites or nigger retards fuck it up but they fuck up often.
Its called ACR
lists some unknown alphabet agency lingo
man, it must suck they gave you the night shift.
Lol
the joke
all those jets dropping contrails over the glades
your head
I know what FL stands for, you retard
is in a FL thread as foreign europoor
asks a (trick) question
HA got you i already knew that
how bored and lonely are you? do you happen to have a cat costume btw?
Close. Off of Bonita Beach looking at Naples
Dexter is killing baddies and cutting em up in pieces and also Horatio is solving murders and catching baddies. That's alls I know about this place.
kys cocksucker
what an abysmal thread all because of you
Morbid Angel
When we become the 51st state, this is how we'll fuck you guys over
^^this little fag has never had to work outside before and has certainly never slept outside. Fuck I bet she’s never even gone for a hike
Checked and shadilay’d
Yes, the swamps. Teeth you gotta pull out and put into a acid bath to melt down. Make sure you slit the gut so it don't float. Cut off tattoos and other parts of skin to confuse feds as well. Remove all finger tips and acid bath them as well just to make sure.
Plenty of people disappear down here, only the methed/cracked whites or nigger retards fuck it up but they fuck up often.
Fucking based and swamp pilled. Wouldn’t it be better just to chop up and take offshore tho. You go out to the Gulf Stream and drop some manchum ain’t nobody gone find him…
retards crying about mosquitoes while living in the south is revoltingly feminine and makes me think they rarely go outside as most things are just too much for them and have never done any physical labor in their lives
This...is surprising accurate
based Floridian reporting
t. Mosquito
Also Panhandle (Lower Alabama): rednecks, swamp people, tourists, 7-8 military bases.
manlet pussy scared of bugs like a nigger
An unfortunate reality of living in Florida is you have to make peace with the facts that you are one of the biggest nuclear targets in the US should WWIII break out...for a fuck ton of reasons.
Bad news is you die; good news is you die quick.
No, I meant Eglin Air Force Base needs to be nuked.
Yeah I hate those fuckers. They bite my face it will swell up bad. Go right through your clothes. Best defense against skeeters is just to stay inside kek
wild east.
Checked trips of truth. That’s why they make us all read pic rel growing up. Any true native will remember having to read it
Not today, Satan
Nah fuck you, you invaded Florida from Alaska, I'm coming to your town with subwoofers
Do you really not know about Photoslop
skunk apes and their cousins, cubans
Jew worship. Cocaine. People playing in the sun and finding syringes on their beaches.
You know, nothin too crazy.
Florida is basically the US shit hole that got saved by the federal goverment investing billions to create fucking orange concentrate.
Without concentrate modern florida wouldn't exist. now it basically filled with retards who land went up making them land rich but cash poor and still retarded.
What goes on here?