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VAT is generally added to all consumption good, not market products. I don't really care what you call it, just price the world out of the US stock market please.

Baking

babe, if i've hurt your feelings, i want you to know i'm sorry. i care for you lots and want this to work. i get you're not talking to me today. but know you've hurt my feelings a lot too, disappointed me a great many times. you've more than gotten even. i have forgiveness and understanding in my heart though. i know you want to be better, and i want to help you get there, teach you kindness and love and make you happy. i'll try again tomorrow, and i'm happy every time i see you here.
was up 180 today but got long labu 100 shares at 43.35 and regretting it right now. unwilling to accept that it's just gonna dump all day long, so i'm sticking with it. really has been a rough last hour though, shorts cleaned up.

based

baggie forgot his links

Based. I think the markets gonna sour after the bounce.

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I don't want to pay the tariff to post in the thread made in Canada.

retard thread splitters. deal with it next time. just recycle that when this is over you morons.
+200 today now, got out too early but i'm not trusting this market right now. might buy an inverse etf soon. very ugly trade going on for sure. happy i made back what i lost at the close yesterday, sitting on a good chunk of cash.

news?

gays

After they're done pulling the rug on last Friday's put buying retards

Canadian baker here
I didn't bake that bread
As you can see it has no giantess in it

Don't use this thread fucking retards.

these wasabi peas are made in Thailand? Does that mean I am going to have to pay more for Wasabi peas? Does anybody know how to make my own wasabi peas? I could hire a bunch of Thai twinks to make wasabi peas in America and avoid the tariffs, while creating jobs and wealth.

sorry this thread was made first and already has like 20 posts in it. we can use a different thread once this one is stale

who cares about the links?

Greedy people who own those websites and rely on bakers for the free clicks. I fucking hate them.

No one's using the other one ergo this one wins

My only choice in using this thread is the polish anon posting.

i don't know how you fuckers hold overnight, i have an irresistible urge to buy options.

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im here

buying options on a VIX of 40

So you are my liquidity

I can't believe you still haven't learned your lesson on thread splitting. I hope the market crashes again, clearly things are too good for you still to be behaving like this. Especially you fucking retards that immediately run to the next thread to post even when it's low quality instead of waiting for the proper one.

pump is melting away a little

There was a lesson that we were supposed to learn?

/bizsmg/ is literally unusable now

they went through a thread in little more than an hour

What's going on over there

Its so fast. Did all the crypto kids and reddit pile into stocks at the top?

The kikes have been spreading FUD on Anon Babble with meem flags so it's safe to assume they're operating over there or getting pajeets to do it, for free.

Rally's over, I guess

Good. Hope we close red.

Of course, I boughted more

Fannie Mae fires over 100 employees for misconduct

there's a joke in there somewhere

i want to hug this dork

Elon Musk's Twitter has reached a deal with Twitch to drop them from the ad spend lawsuit

MOTHERFUCKER

women in Government

women in Senate

women in public office positions

it's just a tourist battleground
if I see one more person ask about hiking or cutting rates I'm gonna kms

SOXL KEKS

Ah, I haven't looked back since the migration. The only people who haven't moved are shameful of their country.

Always is.

45% wiped out in one month

78% in one year

oh fug

also European's are being hypocrites because they are tariffing USA goods but pretending it's not a tariff because it's just a "VAT" tax

We have NIGGERS AND JEWS
They have BOTS AND JEETS

Its older and deeper than that. In fact it is so absurd that some of my ancestors made it into a comedy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

Does this sound familiar?

Should have sold open.

Trump should tell all these foreign countries with women leaders we don't negotiate with women, and they'll need to resign and get someone else in leadership if they want to do a deal.

here comes the rugpull

niggas really thinking we were gonna rally with vix at 40+

Why did Elon pussy out from suing Twitch? I wanted some easy AMZN bags god fucking dammit!

Taiwan Semi could see potential $1B or more fine in US probe

ooooOOOoohhHhh

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is AI fake and gay? every time I try to use it, I get just completely incoherent garbage. it's like talking to a redditor with the worst takes and no inner monologue.

BREAKING: CHINA CURRENTLY STANDS AT 104% TARIFFS AS OF 12:00 PM EASTERN TIME

Wait, on us or on them?

AI is only as smart as the data it's trained on.

And how much is actually implemented as of this moment?

Tried using deepseek. Eventually it will vomit out correct(ish) information, and then the session terminates because it hit some pre-fixed length.
Can you imagine a program terminating because you used it too much?
Now I can, because I tried a chatbot.

you need to get a life nigger

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Grok is pretty good.
It works better if you ask more detailed questions.
I tell grok to stop acting like a faggot redditor and it usually stops.
Also you can tell it to act a certain way. When it keeps giving me simple bullshit slop i say to answer the question like it has a 200IQ

I've used it to optimize my SDDM config files. I've never chatted with it

Bump those up 500%

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LEAVITT: US TO IMPOSE 104% TARIFFS ON CHINA TOMORROW: FOX BIZ

biz smg is a reddit colony and you can't convince me of anything else
i will NEVER go back

It's good for very specific tasks that it was trained on.

how do I replace all text 'abc' with 'xyz' in files in this directory

It'll spit out a workable command.
I've also used it for a cursory understanding of some topics. The problem is you can never trust it.
Overall pretty cool. Very overhyped, it'll probably slowly work it's way into stuff though.

May the tariff wars continue into eternity and the homosexual-jewish alliance be burned to the ground. Now I finally think trump is doing something right, until he entangles us into some middle eastern garbage because the tiny hats demand blood sacrifice for their daemonic rituals.

Should be a four digit amount tbqhwy

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Based chinese century inbound.

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I hope the slurpers are flush with cash

Should be unless they got suckered into today's bull trap.

Checked. I tried the AI ghibli, cant say I like the edit.

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that guy = trump

the bus = the market

I think even with the fake ass sucker rally the past two days, you'd be hard pressed to find any who fully committed. I think most of the support for this current uptick is really phony as evidenced by how quickly it's moving.

china's pe ratio is about to go single digits

I am going to scoop so hard

104% TARIFF ON CHINA IS OFFICAL

WE TRADE WAR BOYS

wtf happened spx was up 3% last time i checked and boeing up 6% and thought buy dippers won the day

can i short now

ebin, hopefully cheap chink garbage will finally go away

Can you do my girl here? Need it for when i buy $yinn again

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T-Mobile is testing Nokia's 6G equipment in its Washington HQ

Actually I'm not sure I'd call it overhyped even. But it's like looking at the first packet network and saying it's just nerds sending emails. That's what it is now but it will definitely grow into something more. Ride the waves up and down. There will surely be both massive opportunities and pumpndumps.

duckroll

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You faggots really think that these tariffs are going to do fucking anything? All the commie bastards around the world will just print money to subsidize their manufacturers and pay all the tariffs. We're about to see the dollar moon, and the prices of everything come down. Then once we get our tax cuts, we'll be in a golden age. This is how it is supposed to be, we consume shit, and let the rest of the world pay our taxes.

Is it supposed to spread that much

Who could have guessed that retail buying record amount at the "bottom" wouldn't be the real bottom.
This is what you get after 15 years of just buy the dip bro and always winning by doing it. They'll buy every single dip on our way down and a new generation of giga bagholders has been born.
Buying in the last 6 months has basically been like buying at the top of the Dotcom bubble.

Nearly 50% of the S&P 500's (SP500) constituents are currently in oversold territory or on the brink of it, according to the relative strength index (RSI) technical indicator.

Specifically, 88 stocks within the index have RSI readings of 30 or lower

We either hit capitulation or a remarkable rebound soon.

you''ll have to scrape the wasabi peas out of a young ladyboys penis yourself

Sure. Or no factories will be built, the ones that are workers will still get starvation wages, it will take a decade to even open them all the while every price goes up on everything.

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I refuse, I got this far into the game and can't back out now, I won't give up on the payout! I WILL MAKE IT BROS!

Would

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104% tariffs at midnight… Reports were over the last few days apple was finding ever 747 they could get their hands on to get as many iPhones in country as possible with 20k iPhones on each plane lmao

Enough for airbrakes i welcome it.

on what timeframe?

White house briefing on tariffs.
If they say the tariffs are coming tomorrow, the market closes deep red and opens even deeper red.

youtube.com/watch?v=rmLnNesIlOM

whammied hard. tried to trade soxl and soxs both ways for a while, got scammed each time, caught the big move in soxs to gain most of it back, but down 150 for the day. unlikely to make it back, unless there is a news driven obvious move

y/y

Maybe later, I get 4 per day

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spx pump died gunna break 5000?

If the Germans could transport and kill 6 million Jews 80 years ago. What makes you think we can't build a few hundred factories in less than 3 years?

no worries gg, i feel uncomfortable giving these ai bot things any of my information even if it's scuffed

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trading in my SPXS for SOXL yesterday was a YHUGE mistake

It was always a fake and gay copium rally

bond yields surging

vix 40+

tariffs going through

literally no reason for this dumb rally

Kikes BTFO.

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that is one of the greatest images of all time

I appreciate your hope for the American workforce. But buddy those times are gone and not coming back.

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This bond action is utterly niggerish.

Is the keystone rupture a case of democrat terrorism?

once we break 500 we're drilling back to 480 and going lower

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I'm not sure it's even that smart. it's ignoring basic parameters of the question. it seems like it's just generating words statistically based on the last x words.

How to get $1b a day with this one simple trick

104% on China

so until this is resolved Apple can not be profitable. this might be the first time i hold a short overnight. Xi sees himself as a world leader, I don't think he's going to back down.

I wonder how far the gold standard discussions have gone with his cabinet. We'll need sound money and lower taces to fix the trade imbalances.

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This is literally communism

If we take in 1 billion in taxes everyday, we will be able to afford to give money to Israel every month. China is going to foot the bill on these tariffs, they always have, and if they don't want to pay, then we can always tell them to fuck off.

Retail just got exit liquidated like a Wall Street enema

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another spx pump now resistsnce at 5000

this price action is incredibly bearish
classic sell the pump in a bear market

we're going so much lower

that's not how it works, they don't pay on their end.

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China is going to foot the bill on these tariffs, they always have, and if they don't want to pay, then we can always tell them to fuck off.

China isn't going to pay anything you dumb kike.

that is how it works baggie is a jew he would know

I overheard the CEO of Wal-Mart on the phone with his Chinese suppliers, the chinks will eat all the costs of the tariffs or we're just not going to buy their shit.

welp you got me there

China is going to foot the bill on these tariffs

Americans pay, China pays nothing, they just get less sales from impoverished Americans.

3d printer plastic is going to worth its weight in gold

In a sense they do, they either sell less shit or have to lower their margins. Trump's disingenuous about tariff mechanics but arguments can be made in favor.

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if true when will this hit the news
im scared to leave my computer because any good news is going to pop my shorts

So then the country has no shit? Because we don't make shit. If shit goes scarce that shit will be more expensive.

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Yes for TARGETED tariffs. Honestly china is the only one that makes any sense. The entire fucking world? no sense

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slurpers your response

oooh it died

hooked

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just fixed it. +20 for the day. i'm done trading this one. lost a lot, gained a lot back. stressed myself out.

I'm retarded but not as retarded as either one of these guys.

holy FUCK will it just PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION jesus fucking christ man

Have the last 48 hours been literally the most two retarded back to back days in market history?

I might be hooked here. Ran out of daytrades, sitting on niggervideo puts

Italy is said to plan expansion of defense budget amid U.S. pressure, NATO pledges

the EU defense schizos are finally having their day in the sun
it only took 60 years

But none of their money goes to israel and they earn from it.

my trading platform has a disabled sell button on most stuff

I wasn't going to slurp for another month and a half. Might be longer at this point

classic retail trap thanks for the exit liquidity see you at 3500

I'm not gay but I cringe whenever I see pussy.
I wish all girls were futa

Sirs...how can they redeem....

$8 soxl waiting room

Okay, good, ON is down.

WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP BELIEVES U.S. HAS CAPABILITY TO MAKE IPHONES

Just build the $9,000 phone bro

Oh fugg

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a smartphone should be that much though

this is really funny when you put in context that Apple said yesterday they may move sourcing Iphones to India to relieve tariff penalties

The US would have to heavily automate it's manufacturing, it's possible in the near future but not as we are today. Niggers and spic labor only goes so far.

today should have been easy to trade. i figured at morning they were gonna do just this. but i hesitated, second-guessed myself, and even when i was right they scared me out of my positions and took a loss then took the other direction and lost again. i'm lucky to have profited but i should have made more. yesterday i said trading was fun and easy. it's not. it's just the opposite. now i'm too scared to try again and my account value is down. i suppose i should be happy i traded profitably considering how lousy i did, but i'm not. i am being ignored once again by the person i care about most and that is extremely painful. we're different babe. i know that and you know that. but don't hate me because of that. that's shallow and mean. i have so much affection for you and admire you so much. yes there are some things i disagree with and bother me but you have nice qualities that outweigh that, and the same is true for me. search your heart and reconsider, and be kind to me tomorrow.

Non-income investors in shambles
I'm stacking during the dips without realizing a single loss

I can believe the jews are giving me another chance to buy the dip. Just bought 100k

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In America it just becomes "HTB" hard to borrow, then it's a larger margin requirement and fee to sell short. Unless you mean like cashing out.

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Especially when the factory workers are going to be migrants and niggers.
The quality would be on par with India manufactured goods.

uh... did the Drumpf admin consider this?

if you don't manufacture in the USA then the rest of the world doesn't tariff you

FUGG

based, bonds are underrated. I can't understand how people put the bulk of their wealth into volatile garbage.

We can just get robots powered by AI to build all the iPhones in America, and we can roll back the regulations stopping the children from working in our own rare earth mineral mines, while also rolling back minimum wage requirements and benefit requirements so that we can produce the uncommon and rare earth minerals at a lower price than even China.

hol up
even the highest cast indian is worth less than the lowest indio mexican

Nobody is buying his scam chocolate bars anyway… I’m so ready for streamers and e-celebs to fucking go away

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48 hours

heh, that's literally nothing. wait until you see some of those more elaborate, multi-week bull traps. those are fun.

Sell-off in Taiwan Semi likely 'overdone,' BofA says

we still arent there yet
the bottom has not given out

Trump speaks at 3pm on bringing back coal (and everything else)

muh goyslop

US robotics worth their weight in gold thanks to the tariffs

Oh yeah, I'm feeling it.

Trump wants us to be a nation of coal burners? Doesn't he know?

I'm buying. I'm going to buy every day for the rest of the year. Green day buying. Red day buying. Yellow day buying. Every day.

Some faggot put out another fake and gay headline of Xi wants to talk. Just like yesterday with the homosexual Hassett 90 day claim.

I'm sure Ivanka talked him into it

Have the last 48 hours been literally the most two retarded back to back days in market history?

No, sport. If you've bothered to look at the historical charts at all so far, make sure you are using a short enough candle period to get a sense of the day to day price action during previous periods of high volatility.

If I was the chinks I'd just laugh and do nothing. This is worse for American'ts than Chinks in the short run. American companies are probably trying their hardest to not buy anything from China for as long as they can.

As long as it works and pumps the market, this will keep on happening.
Maybe at some point people will learn not to act on pure impulse at random twitter posts.

people

It's algos

Pay attention to that market sentiment. It wanted to pump on the RUMOR of Xi requesting to DISCUSS the issue.

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can't breathe from sheriff, pay the tariff

just made one last trade. +75 on the day. meeting my target so i guess i need to be happy with that. tomorrow is another chance. unfortunately intc is plunging into the center of the earth. i know it's just to manipulate the soxx etf to maximize scamming gains for market makers, but it's still uncomfortable. earnings report can't come soon enough. sending love out to the person i care for, i truly am done trading today and i think i'll try to entertain the thread now.

It means we're nowhere near the bottom.

The factory workers will be white men.
t. worked in a factory briefly with other white men.
Good times, honestly. One of the better jobs I've had.

Doesn't matter anyways, the last two days have proved market manipulation in clearer ways than ever imagined. They will force a neutral close for a second day in a row despite a year's worth of volatility, chasing extraction almost entirely and setting themselves up to absolutely floor it when the tariff impacts are actually felt.

tweets, interview, random bird shits, doesn't matter, the powers that be controlling the line will ensure they are protected first and foremost

yes. shorting seems like a slam dunk. but yesterdays pump scared this shit out of me. so i've been closing shorts at the first sign of positivity.

Why do vaginas and assholes looks so nasty IRL? Tits and ass still look more appealing....

No doubt this market is a buy right now
Except we aren't in the same market we have been in the past year…
Charts want up but reality has no idea what is happening

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Unironically one of the hottest chicks ever posted in SMG. That little pout, the dress, the boobs, the doe eyes.Absolute hate fuck material.

She's got a haunted uterus anon

factory work is no fun at all. very hard work that makes you sweat usually. forklifts running around everywhere. tons of terrible social politics and so much bullying you would not believe. have to wear all kinds of stuff like earplugs and steeltoe boots and protective clothes and goggles. dangerous work. everyone you work with is mean and low-iq. if you cry even once it is basically over for you. also sometimes you work with women and that just causes so many problems and fights... hate factory work and will never ever go back.

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I prefer this one.

I don’t know if China can realistically hold off for long.
Yep and it’s scam wicks that someone is planting that garbage for.
We’re going to officially watch US vs China economic chicken :^)

Live look at companies telling their cargo ships to land on US soil before midnight
youtube.com/shorts/cz3L4XoaA9c

Got a base salary increase from $140k to $150k today, and my yearly RSU distribution increased from $80k to $100k. I really don't want to work anymore though. Golden handcuffs are a bitch.

couldn't buy the dump at 3 AM

didn't short the pump either

Have you ever seen a sewage treatment plant?

Damn I forgot you can’t embed jewtube shorts

i prefer silver because i can have a real stack of it (i don't really care about its innate value, i just like shinies)

Just paid my $4500 in taxes for last year. What do I do now since I don't want to spend money ever again?

I don't care, I wouldn't be using her vagina anyway.

Probably not for everyone. I enjoyed it, long work days meant spending less on gas/more days off. I doubt it'll happen but I sign back on in a second if factories came back.

Not a loss if you just never sell.

BOFA
DEEZ
NUTS

I posteded in the wrong thread again

Are there us robot corporations?

came here to look if its more chill. idk who started flooding the biz threads

See China needs us more than we need them. USA holds all of the cards, and China is bluffing.

What are your hours?

Housing prices?

There will be.

waaa im making too much money

that's u.

max pain is 514 today and 535 friday, so long we end under or above those people did win.

where did all the people come from that are spamming biz smg at like 400 pph

idk but wherever it is they should go back

i'd be big mad too if i had to wake up by an alarm and suck off mr. goldbergstein 5 times a week FOREVER

everyone has a shitty job giving bjs to jews. People moaning '"my job sucks!" think any job doesnt fucking suck.

What were your profits?

I had no idea max pain was a statistic. I thought 2-3 days of crab would be max pain.

WTI back below $60

I just looked it up before posted

thank you

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everyone has a shitty job

speak for yourself nigger

You think it's easy sitting around shit posting on Anon Babble while getting bj's all day?

Joseph R. Francis (born April 1, 1973) is an American soft core porn film producer[4] and the founder and creator of the Girls Gone Wild entertainment brand.

Joe Francis, born Jonah Frankel

Sure would be nice if it were VAT exempt

You think it's easy sitting around shit posting on Anon Babble while getting bj's all day?

I have to go into another smg thread to get the economic calendar link to see when this fed meeting on thursday is because you didnt fucking post links like a cunt

It's on Thursday. You just answered your own question retard.

time I said TIME you fucking inbred jew not date

Just stop making these lazy threads in the first place. Do you think anyone finds it humorous or why else are you always doing it?

it's the same time it was 3 weeks ago, and 3 weeks before that.

wait no i didnt

wtf should have just let my shorts open but I was so sleepy and closed them for a nap,

Open Notepad Save This As .txt Edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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I told you we were getting deflation.

soxs and soxl are both green

literal jeet scam links

I kek

everybody wins, yahooo!

I sold right at the top of todays bulltrap. Still 40% stocks though.

Sorry, I would contribute more to /smg/, but I have to "work" today after slacking off for the last week. Have this banger though lmao.

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I thought everybody lost their jobs because of the tariffs?

US announced 5.06% increase to medicare rate, nearly double the January proposal

pharma stocks across the board rise today

boomers getting -ACK'd in their premiums even worse than their portfolio in the market

Same except I make $70k, which is similar to making $150k while living in the US in many ways.

OOOOOOOOOOO

WTF WAS THAT GREEN DILDO

webm

and that's why i love it

WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS FUCKING NIGGERS AT THE DMV THAT WASTE EVERYONE'S FUCKING TIME JUST TO LEAVE EMPTY HANDED

about to go red

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Apple temporarily slashes TV+ subscription prices

dcatroons loading bags

Mumu’s death rattle

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lmao last gasp of the bulls instantly rejected

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DMV is the nigger containment apparatus. Better to pacifiy them with bureacracy than mess around in white neighborhoods. Pro tip: My state lets you go to any DMV so I just go to one in a nicer town

I have a synthetic short straddle. I dont really want to get heemed on thursday. What do?

doesn't have ID

doesn't have copy of the title

doesn't have pink slip

no this cell phone picture of an expired passport your brother just texted you, that's actually your brother's, is not valid

no, arguing about this for 20 minutes will not help

Ayo

I've never been more bearish. This is holding on by a thread. Once we lose 500 look out below

It do be that way

Panicans in the house

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I hope everyone listened

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I just have to say its very funny seeing all these Europeans laughing at all this.
It's like a NEET chuddie laughing at his mom when she loses her job.
They've got no idea just how fucked they are.

Do I believe in American Industrial Golden Age Revolution and buy Smallcaps?

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what is your strategy to survive all this? I think I will just slowly DCA SPY starting at 480. I know it's kinda boring and possibly not optimal, but I am too lazy to follow the market every day.

480 is just the start of the dump

DCA zone is like sub 400

My investments are with great companies. They will come back.

Someone is fighting for dear life to keep it above 500

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I'm getting heemed on AVUV

temporarily

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with gains like this i might even get fucked by a real girl soon!

biz

You mean the place with way more perma mumus then this place? I wonder how much they lost :^)

my vix calls are printing

>FDIC to ease banks living will mandates, acting chair says

In coming days, the Federal Insurance Deposit Corp. ("FDIC") will waive several requirements in the plans banks are required to draw up for an orderly wind-down, should a bank fail, what are commonly called living wills, the acting chair said on Tuesday.

He thinks it's useless to focus resolution planning around entering and exiting a bridge bank. Hill says current rules ignore the lesson of the 2023 episode of banking turmoil triggered by the failures of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank. The key lesson of those failures is "how costly a bridge bank solution can be," he said.

"In particular, we will deemphasize and broaden the 'strategy' discussion and waive the expectation that banks identify and build their plans around a hypothetical failure scenario," said Travis Hill, acting chair of the FDIC, at the American Bankers Association Washington Summit "Instead, we will look for plans focused more specifically on providing the FDIC the information it needs to rapidly market the institution and, if needed, operate the institution for a short period of time."

"A secondary objective should be to be prepared to operate the institution for a short period of time post failure, while pursuing a sale of at least the deposit franchise as quickly as possible," Hill said.

The FDIC plans to reach out to large financial institutions in their capacity as potential acquirers. "Our motivation is to be as prepared as possible to rapidly market a large, failing institution with little advanced notice, so we are not flat-footed, as we were with SVB," he said.

they're shutting down the ability to do bank runs
has never been more over

There's virtually zero niggers in my state but somehow they manage to be at the fucking DMV. Ruined my day.

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I think this is exactly what the one nog was doing. He kept showing the clerk something on his sail foam

BOBOS out in full force like we arent at yesterday's close

WE FELL 4% ITS BEAR MARKET

after hours memeing us up was not a real pump

i wish i could use more leverage but i know they will do those sweeps eventually and don't want to get knocked again

People aren’t saying it but XI could end up with his head on a stick if he doesn’t back down

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THE US IS IN A RECESSION ITS BEAR MARKET

But ok

Them chinks will eat anything if you put it on a stick.

they will do those sweeps eventually and don't want to get knocked again

grappler?

And you won't? Fat

What are the normie headlines on Fox and CNN right now? I need mass panic. I already heard that my coworker's rich mom is down $450k.

i sold mine too soon but yeah it was really nice

I think this is exactly what the one nog was doing.

I used to work the front desk for a city parking office. I know the game. It's every day multiple times a day. Phone pictures of IDs, phone pictures of credit cards, "my moms is on the phone you talk to her" (extends phone towards me)

Xi is absolutely fine, he's spent 90% of his time in the last decade consolidating power and purging enemies.
Even Canada will somehow manager to pull through.
The loser in all this will be Europe, with the exception of UK uncle Toms.

400 is ~33% drop from of ATH. won't it be a bit late? 2008 crisis had like ~60% drop over 2 years, and I doubt this one will be this severe.

fox is saying it doesnt matter and cnn is saying were all dying of $30k iphones in 2 weeks.

How the fuck are the China tariffs from 24 fucking hours ago somehow the "reason" for today's selling? How fucking retarded are these people?

NNN?

fox is more concerned with the supreme court decision on DOGE cuts (surprise surprise, they ruled in favor of trump)
cnn has a couple of front page articles for the tariffs and market, as well as the supreme court decision
we havent reached real panic yet

220 EPS x 18 = 3960

Very easy to hit if there's an earnings contraction due to tariffs.

Peter Navarro said Tariffs are Tax cuts, and basically everyone selling because America is getting big dick tax cuts, like the biggest on record ever, is basically fucking retarded.

I agree with the final number, but why are you using 18 E/P ?

Supreme Court also ruled in favor of kicking out the foreigners for talking shit about our ally Israel while trying to gain support for a rogue nation that doesn't even exist.

Recycling

No you may not try to do a third credit card transaction after the first two were declined

P/E sorry

He'd drench it in beef tallow or butter first

In 5 years time we're going to be building pyramids in the Nevada desert and debt enslaved yurosissies are going to be paying for it.

Screencap this.

I read something when the whole DOGE thing started, and something like 65% of al college graduate nigger women work for the government.

EPS growth projections for the S&P are already outrageously optimistic. Something like 50% growth over 3 years. That's obviously never going to happen if tariffs stay as is. P/E is dictated by projected earnings growth. If that growth is projected to slow down P/E will go down to. Dunno if it will be 18x exactly but somewhere around 20 probably assuming no severe recession.

they yearn for their white masters again

Thats a nice pattern

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It's gonna break down.

Yup, I think its on a 15 min delay

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Look at these 2 charts and build your own S&P price projection

Black unemployment went down in february, but up in march, mostly black men.
February black men from 6,9 to 5,5
Black women flat

In March black women went down from flat. And black men went up again

What "mooned" was whites in february. Yes, 3,5 to 3,8% is nominally less, but the population is far larger.

Your government likely is full with Karens.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO