Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
Charts/Screeners/Data:
tradingview.com
finviz.com
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
Live Streams:
newslive.com
livestreamy.net
Options:
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com
optionistics.com
Calendars:
marketwatch.com
earningswhispers.com
cmegroup.com
Boomer Investing:
bogleheads.org
sec.gov
Misc smg:
portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com
dividendchannel.com
brokerchooser.com
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this is the real thread and stocks will only go up from here
Sold the bottom and shorting it for good measure, eh 1pibs?
entire index has lower fundamental returns than the lowest bond in the same country
How heavy are the bags?
honestly, that's the way to do it. you never lose if you never sell.
best boosh in a while
G
SOXL
is that David Soxl?
Scandalous
its gone
all of it
again
Oh man I think were seeing a Max Pain SPY. total options baggie death.
we're going to butter the bread straight in to a 0.0% close
That’s for tomorrow when the panicans wake up, get ready for the evening news cycle and morning news saying everything from China just doubled in prices…
Lmao expect a mass panican run on Walmart, target, Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, Sam’s Club, Best Buy and apple stores tomorrow.
I am officially cashgang
cute fumer thread
Somebody with more pharma stock experience help me out.
I usually stay away from pharma because it's such an unpredictable industry, but is J&J a good short right now?
Up on the day from the medicare rate decision, but won't pharma also crash on tariff news? And don't they have to target pharma tariffs in May? What about Eli Lily or AstraZeneca?
Yesterday before close I bought short term calls for the bounce I said was coming. I sold immediately at the open of 4% so my calls were up 59%. Nice profit in under 24 hours for probably 30 seconds of "work". You do not stay long in a crashing market. Get in, take quick profits and get out.
For the last hour, I was hoping the bounce would last a few days more, or gain more traction so I could re-short for the next leg down. That might still happen and hope it does for my crash scenario to continue to be profitable. I obviously can read your posts and see you continue to buy 3× leverage despite me saying you should sell into these pumps, not buy. Not even 1 trading day later, how many of you already regret it? I repeat, this is not the bottom.
i bet that the little white ball would land on a red number instead of a back number here is an overwrought post explaining my actions trying to disguise them as critical thinking instead of impulsive gambling and a bad lolified image of holo which insults the wise and noble wolf.
split threads
we still have more downside.
based
This is the real thread
Threads should be secured on the blockchain
shiiiiiiiiiiiet shes going down
sorry I just rugpulled your post it's mine now
classic
below 5000
POWER DUMP HOUR
went from 40% red to now almost green
wish i had not sold that vix. very tard move now its already 3x what i paid for it
Did you guys see in that thread Friday how one of the smg posters is a janny
the wheels are starting to come off
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
Its so gay that despite the retardation the USD gets stronger but everyone else (AUSD, etc) gets weaker
SOXL KEKS
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
eur is green
Daily reminder that people in the future will look back at these times we had together as the golden times were everything was plentiful and everyone was so rich.
liquidity grab/bear trap. go on keep piling into those 0dte shorts.
I don't think we'll suffer that much krautbro, but americans sure will.
2 day sucker rally now officially squashed to net even. Thanks for playing folks!
were
where
4 days in
already comparable in scale to coof
no reason to print
tariff crew is happy with the results
this is going to be interesting
And VEA is dumping less than VOO. I made the right call rebalancing VEA from 22 to 30%.
no we will be saved by the chinese but I think we will be like 5% less rich if americans are starving to death so it definitly hurts a little bit.
What’s interesting is that there’s no clear goal we’re just taken on a run
I gambled and won
therefore you should heed the lesson
that when you gamble you could in fact win
damn good old times. Nowadays the crowds are all busy with their phones
huh they are trying to force it green to close?
For me it's equal weight VPL and VGK
feds are printing money to buy stock by 10:30 so firms underwater can fade the rally the rest of the day to balance their books
Nah they’ll dump it off into the close it’s algos scalping
FDIC removed living will mandates right before the market potentially has the worst downward drop in a century
The bottom legitimately isn't even visible yet
Mumu? Did you buy at open?
what's that mean
I was up so much this morning, I knew it wouldn't last. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nothing suspicious there stop noticing
DOOMPA
The last 2 days in the markets have been something to see I tell ya wut
$AAPL is at 2022 levels. $35k iphones imminent.
thank you lord for the air I breathe,
thank you lord for the water I drink,
thank you lord for the food I eat,
thank you lord for the bed I sleep in and the roof under the rain,
thank you for the walls in front of the winds,
thank you for giving me discernment,
thank you for giving me curiosity, work ethic and the willpower to combine the two.
please lord, keep away greed and ignorance so I do not have to regret my decisions.
amen.
I keep buying but line keeps going down
it means a bank doesn't have to have a game plan when they start to fail and instead they'll just pretend they aren't, makes it easier for the FDIC to quickly repossess and pawn off
Who is that? She looks A LOT like a girl I used to bang in Korea before covid
Alright Trump buddy old boy don't cuck on us now. Hike those tariffs to hell tomorrow
let them bleed
I have $1000 USD in cash and I want my equities cheap tomorrow
SOXL calls are gonna make us all rich in a couple of years at the bottom
another horrifically bad day for intc. they do what they do i guess. tried trading again. lost tremendously. gained it back. +17 dollars for the day, hundreds of thousands in transactions... should have been a VERY easy day to trade, ended up getting hurt and embarrassed. chalk it up to learning. it hurts because i kinda knew what was gonna happen but was in denial, i blogged about it earlier. feel awful. down A LOT and still more probably coming. might just call it quits for trading, put the 2k i made into etf's and call it a good buy.
be honest, how many files are in your taytay folder?
+17 dollars for the day,
I'm up 30 dollars after buying MSFT Monday morning and selling this morning ... it's a living
surprise 104% on China imports
Nasdaq drops 4%
How was this shit not priced in? We know since yesterday.
hopium and copium, that's how
wow
Xi negotiation copium
that is my secret
not bad grocery money. it seems my thing went up $100
priced in
biggest meme in investing
poorfags should really be banned from posting here, fucking clowns posting OOOOHH or AAAAAHHH while it's just about some pocket change for them. I bet you would sell me your bussy for me to own for the amount my portfolio has been swinging per day
why is netflix so stable
Silver's worth $250 its just not priced in yet
Lost €15k net today, because the market is fake and gay.
and i did just that. this isn't worth the stress and i'm not good at it. had a lucky day but they are punishing me for it now. and i have no clue what's gonna happen. tomorrow. might take another crack at it someday but i'm making lemonade with my lemons. glad i didn't buy yesterday i guess.
why are people so desperate to get it hit 5k
trump is speaking
holy fuck this volatility is fuckin nuts
OMG I SOLD THE TOP
I'm down €30K from the high on the day, but I talked to a girl today and it was bretty nice so honestly I'm just "It is what it is"
let the kids play, anon. they are yet to become oldfag boomers watching their entire life savings making huge swings, kek.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Well, how did it go today?
-2.83%
i'm up a little today.
a little but its good.
When and about what
DING
i'm burning through YEARS of profits in days
not checking folio tho
Steady lads.
Deploying capital.
VIX will hit 300 this cycle
+13%
in my lane, calm, moisturized zen etcetc
I was sweating this morning, but it dropped again so I slurped. It will probablt still go down further but I am satisfied in increasing my VTI stocks 20% for free.
now, and about coal industry stuff
-1.04%
I AM FINACIALLY RUINED BETTER FREAK OUT AND SHITPOST ABOUT IT
Fuck, think I lost a little money trying to trade my 401k Friday and today
This is just like my super hero movies. I'm going to save the day by market buying $200 of SPY
beautiful clean modern coal! this will make american cities great again.
idk
maybe i should cop more
but dont feel like it
feels more like i should kms
letting a bad day get to me. i will keep on trading. recovered some value nicely at the end. it WAS a profitable day on the trading front after all, and yesterday was fantastic. i am going to learn from this and keep going. i do need to play smarter though.
he called himself the King of Zoning kek
c'mon Trump, talk about how we will be able to eat mutant fish.
Mumu is mad
his portfolio is his personality
yikes
i see the market tries to pump so they must like what trump is saying
+0.02%
Did no trades today, all cash, earned a little bit of interest kek.
Uh ohhh
hes not saying anything, it just a generic name callout for the people present
this is a glorified rally
the markets like when trump avoids talking about the tariffs
I just realized the NASDAQ is down nearly 25%
Im going all in TQQQ and UDOW. Purchasing my space suit for the following year
Trump would have invested in AQB if he had been in my position
what stocks should i slurp tomorrow?
The yields are back to where they were predump
all for nothing
lmao, Bessent assraped
Bill Gates has gone bankrupt too btw if you consider any company someone has a stake in going bankrupt to mean the person that controls it went bankrupt.
Just got back from the gym, got margin called again lmao just fuck my shit up.
Ok is this how americans choose their presidents?
Yet you're our vassal
what about the potential for vol crush though. are you buy the jan 2027 leaps?
only because the russians helped you but your presidents fucked them over too
he said the thing
intc is going fuckin nowhere it is a rangebound shitcoin and you are trading it in time of extreme fear/vol. but you will learn or you will lose.
TMFbros how do we respond without sounding poor
man these "Americans" guys are just huge bullies
just straight up rude dudes
The kikes are going to try bail-ins to save themselves
i am literally shaking rn
TMF
You best be talking about the ETF and not the bullsulting company in the Netherlands
MSTX is getting very attractive
At least your gym gains are safe. Probably
Tariffs?
Look, we don't want to be reliant on foreigners with funny accents for everything from flatware to semi-conductors. It is time for America to pull itself up by its bootstraps like I did.
Yeah, did some modest PRs lmao, the market Jews won't steal those gains
quite seriously I feel lucky not to be american. They call it the wild west for a reason. My parents were living in the U.S. before I was born so I've almost been american but my mother wasn't able to conceive until they found a proper doctor in germany.
pretty dismayed about prices. it is what it is though. gonna relax in the sunshine, have my smoothie. be gone a while. today got to me even though it shouldn't have. i'm so hurt and frustrated i don't even want to say a kind word to my crush, but i'm going to anyway. try again tomorrow. ten years from now you are not going to value the time you spent on Anon Babble, in video games, reading meaningless gab about day to day politics. we can make good times together though. lift your eyes up and gaze farther than you're looking now.
I had a really great shitpost to make but then I saw you're a kiwi instead of an emu
another time perhaps
Imagine going all in cash only to have your CASH used as a bail in.
Where you lurking during the Sept FOMC meeting when cme was predicting a minimum of 25bps per meeting and a couple 50bps ones?
There was an anon called TMFshill I guess and a canadian flag ragging at him lel
I wish we were the wild west, we are actually a highly centralized federation with a government that will burn your fucking house to the ground if you slightly disrespect it.
I least I still get to own some roody-tooty-point-and-shooties tho
kek baggies
i forgot to buy more coffee today. hopefully the tariffs have not doubled its price for tomorrow morning
yeah all the ausfags got rounded up for hate crimes and disappeared in the coof camps. there numbers got completely wiped out
That's a dog.
You're like a nerd in high school who can't stop talking about Chad and Stacy and how much you don't care about them. Give it a rest Mohammed. We're not the ones who become violently angry if you suggest imprisoning your own people for dissenting against becoming an Islamic caliphate is immoral.
I never saw this guy. Who buys paid exposure to T-bonds instead of just T-bonds? I don't understand people.
the jews love to talk about historic events from decades ago but theres a huge difference between those times and now and thats market accessibility.
I literally unironically think I banged this girl 5 years ago. Looks a bit chubbier and the make up is weird.
It's all outlined in The Great Taking (although written by a giga boomer afraid to name the jew). I'm all cash/money market and also totally prepared to literally lose it all. It's just part of the risk. I also own my house and other physical assets.
Ironically my gut fear is not having the cash to pay taxes.
sorry goy we locked your account
you still owe us taxes tomorrow though
would headpat and give a bone
Idk reading about the past degenerates not only were trading stocks like crazy they were also going long and short. Most of us are too mumu brained to even conceive of going short.
How can you tell the difference? They all look the same.
Iz the chinks redeeming their treasuries?
would chain to a pole outside and forget to feed for days at a time
-6.59% unrealized, on the bright side all but one of my 10-15 minute paper trades were profitable.
prisons
What a great argument how much better you are. Wanna exchange some germany-usa comparing facts about that topic?
the only difference is that we are so used to an oppressing government that will mold you into place that we don't even notice it anymore and your perceive yourself to be free just to be all shocked and bitter in the end
the great taking
Uh
id say all retail trade globally likely doesnt even account for 1% of the volume. retail isnt moving around 100's of billion to TRILLIONS of dollars.
based president doing the best for his country and not falling for the cries of abusers
Pretty much man. We are all trapped in the belly of the beast and the beast is bleeding to death.
But hey, at least I get to shitpost with some frens, really takes the edge off.
maybe so but even they have tools they probably couldn't even dream of having in the 80s
this was more boring than I expected, was hoping he's talk more tariff stuff but not the venue I suppose
Okay so seriously why the fuck did we just completely flip flop today? Everything I'm reading says it's because of the China tariffs but that was fucking yesterday's news. Of course literally the moment I submit my tax return and it debits my account almost $5k, the market goes back to shitting itself.
Keystone Pipeline shut down after rupture near Fort Ransom
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But is that true? The only countries that are 100% dependent on USA are mexico and israel.
They don't. You just need some time to hone your senses. I am 90% sure its her. I have to remember her name, I called her by an English name then but I have her actual name in some old email.
up 20% on any pm purchase
lies
Since the jews control Trump, what's the end goal here?
lies
I'm up 19.83% LTM on metals
So it seems, brother. So it seems.
To crash the economy and take all our physical assets. Basically a jubilee for the jews and mega wealthy only while goyim get fucked and return to serfdom
what does Latam airlines have to do with silver?
they will make tomorrow green
Last 12 Months
Also it's not even
da ebil joos
There is no other way this can play out. The entire everything is totally fake and gay.
Do you own a house? Land? Gold? What's that you only have worthless paper? You traded your paper for pixels on a screen? You didn't even pick the pixels on the decentralized ledger?
It's laughable to write it up like that and yet that's what everyone did.
with all the time you saved making those abbreviations you could invest into being less of a fucking nigger don't you think?
Last 12 is believable, last 6 is not.
I really hope tomorrow we have a rally that can hold into close. Remember to sell into it. If my parameters are met, I will be buying puts.
giving the IRS your bank account routing numbers
Definitely ngmi
-0.44%, I was up big earlier, what happened?
Dude it's been literally ten straight weeks of horrendous selling. Shorting now is Greedy Retard tier.
I'm just not going to look at my portfolio for like a week or two and hope that my massive losses will recover magically
kek baggies
it doesnt matter if your losses aren't realized
someone post the formula for when a stock keeps going up and down a lot you are slowly losing your returns overall the longer the stock keeps going up and down and you dont take your money out soon
literally what are they going to do when people start shooting back? are they so confident in their drones and robots already?
Are you talking about beta decay on leveraged etfs with automatic rebalancing?
I'm trying out google's brave browser on my mobile device and I don't like it. I'm too used to librewolf on the computer and trannyfox on my phone
Holy fuck who voted this fucking orange clown into office, at least Sleepy Joe did nothing like a vegetable and markets went up. Now I'm financially ruined because the Republicans stole the election from Kamala. FUCK! All my chink stocks are going to shit years of wageslaving... FUCK!
What a goober
what chink stocks did you buy? My BYD is doin alright.
AHAHAHAH YOU VOTED FOR IT OR AT LEAST WERE IN SUPPORT OF IT UNLIKE ME, BE HONEST
Come back from work the orange retard declares 104% tarrifs on China. Like fuck off you killed all my Chink shit FUCK! Everyday I come home, and see that I've lost a few months worth of wages, because of this orange retard.
Livestreaming is the hardest job on Earth, FACT!
Even the richest man in the world is struggling!!
I mean if he bought last year when silver was in the $20s hes good. Imagine having 12 million ounces, lol.
I voted for this and I got what I wanted. We told you niggers not to invest in CHina
good, get fucked
Meant for
Stop trying to gaslight the web scraping AI bots.
BIDU,JD,BABA,2318,823,WB.
Completely destroying the net worth of like 70% of the country BEFORE THE TARIFFS EVEN TAKE EFFECT is the dumbest and most obviously fake move I've ever fucking seen. Where's the money fucking going? Trillions evaporate out of equities.........but no one is buying bonds? Utter bullshit. I'm way more willing to believe that a cabal of faggots who hate Trump are just trying to pressure his administration into undoing the tariffs. Holy FUCK they're such fucking faggots.
i live in central maryland and a bunch of my neighbors are moving.
hey poor nigger read the part where the rich nigger said last 6 months then check the chart
I remember all the smug posts about your Chink trash and I don't feel sorry for you. Sorry but I just don't.
That information is FROM YESTERDAY MORNING but we're expected to believe that the market just now remembered it this afternoon? Yeah fucking right
my mother wasn't able to conceive until they found a proper doctor in germany.
I think you meant that your mother couldn't conceive until she found a proper Muslim in Germany to impregnate her.
Don't put your life savings in the casino m80, bonds exist for a reason.
it's 4d chess my dude. Trump and the rest of the Musk administration are setting us up for a golden age. I would be buying if I were you.
Good job voting for a fucking retard, I'm downing Heinekens like it's fucking water, to cope with the fact that I lost so much money because of this orange clown. Sleepy Joe did a good job, compared to this circus clown fucking piece of shit.
I know you're being a retarded troll so lick my taint, fag. No one will ever let the information be public but I'd bet that tons of rich faggots are all just coordinating these red days.
It's so easy to make money when the market is this dumb.
uh don't you live in a concrete tube?
we all warned you it was going to crash by march
fuck you
we're fixing our country, you dont matter
China is being liquidated. Too many pussies around who don't understand China is dragging the world's labor conditions down into the pods. Standing against doing something about it makes you deserve your wagie enslavement. The market will be back up before the year is out.
I was never smug, I just shilled Chink stocks at the bottom, too bad I didn't sell once they recovered...
heh, I get it, the joke is funny because Germany's leftist government forced them to import tons of these muslims that are constantly raping and murdering the native german population, so your joke is implying that he's a rape baby because his mother got raped by goat fuckers.
business idea: only buy when the value is low, and sell the when the value is high?
no I have 2 older american brothers who died at childbirth when they tried again in germany the doctors figured out immediately what to do (apparently giving hormones)
we're fixing our country,
Back up to where, though? Undoing at least an entire year of activity is fucking RETARDED. Even SPY is oversold on the 1 yr chart which is completely fucking ridiculous.
If EU now recklessly retaliates that actually might be the case.
it's not what you know, it's who you know. retard
That's Lego anon. I live in a concrete cube, not a tube.
Some of those seem alright. Chinese equity market is more about divvy returns than appreciation and the best companies stay private.
Where's the money fucking going?
Trillions evaporate out of equities
Trillions in market cap, not exactly the monetary value changing hands. Do you need an elementary tier explanation of how this works?
Back up to new highs. You see how fast this happened? That's how fast it can go up to. And when China bends the knee, which it will have to do once Trump makes a deal with Europe and Asian vassals to impose their own tariff sign China, we will go to new highs almost immediately. This is an opportunity just like the COVID crash was.
EU
recklessly retaliates
the EU are a bunch of stuffy old fuds that take a billion years to achieve anything because they're afraid it might do anything at all
it would be a miracle for them to even fully draft a coherent retaliation plan before the month is over
Freezing china would be too funny
looks like everything but bonds is pricing in global economic catastrophe (catastrophe NOW but recession pricing has been happening for weeks now if you haven't noticed). if it really is chyna liquidating which i doubt is anywhere near the full explanation, they're giving you a really good entry. TMF/TMV puts for fellow poorfags
you saw everything melting down friday and you still wanted to baghold chinkystinkys?
retail is/was having an outsized impact, first on individual stocks (squeezysqooze), and recently on bigger stuff. now that i think about it i can't believe i closed my GLD puts today... anyways if you peruse r/WSB it looks like retail is making money buying options so fuck it we crab for a lil i'd say. this opinion is subject to change in T-40 minutes
Quite literally, the money vanished together with everyone's dreams and expectations for future growth, because that's what that money was: a dream. It never existed.
Nice I feel even more better about my voting choices
Can you just try addressing the actual point? Where's the fucking money going if people are rushing so hard out of equities but there isn't an equivalent boom in bond purchases? Cash? You expect me to believe that NOW is when people just want to sit on that much cash? Nothing has even happened, like literally nothing. Just pure speculation about muh tariffs.
Bruv most these stocks literally have 70% of their mcap in cash it's literally ridiculous... Literally selling at 2 times price to EV. They just need to aggressively buy back stock which some are doing.
why are you explaining his own joke to him?? *checks out name*... nevermind.
The money just vanished! :)
And you're the one trying to lecture people about the market holy shit lol
you saw everything melting down friday
Idk bro they say buy when there is blood in the streets, I underestimated the retardation of el presidente. 104% tarrifs lmfao? Are you fucking serious.
that's what that money was: a dream. It never existed.
Some poster yesterday was making fun of huge state run companies doin 500 mill worth of buybacks (peanuts). Things just work different over there.
Yeah, there are regulations on shareholder returns, so they can't just buyback as much as they want or pay huge special dividends unfortunately.
Dude are you serious...? Do you unironically think that Trump announced "104%" tariffs on China today or do you just not understand that the US has already had tariffs on China for years and now we're adding to that?
Quite literally, the money vanished together with everyone's dreams and expectations for future growth, because that's what that money was: a dream. It never existed.
Where's the fucking money going if people are rushing so hard out of equities but there isn't an equivalent boom in bond purchases? Cash? You expect me to believe that NOW is when people just want to sit on that much cash?
First of all, I'm pretty sure bond purchases have increased. Second of all, why is the idea that people are sitting in cash during a market crash so crazy to you?
Money in the terms you implied, as in market cap value, yes.
U.S. crude stockpiles fell 1M barrels last week, API says
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
Idk bro it's one thing to make a $1000 product cost $1100 through taxes, but it's another to make it cost $2040. Big difference imo.
sounds like you can afford to lose it
My bad, maybe it was Lego anon
Bonds are not receiving nearly an equivalent amount of attention right now. I think is onto something. Either bonds are completely wrong or everything else is.
I can, but I don't like losing, plus this shit is going to set me back years.
ok maybe we somewhat deserve this
Nah, Lego anon didn't shill Chink shit.
The pressure is going to be on Powell to do an emergency rate cut.
But it's a political policy and the fed shouldn't get involved
It's such a bullshit cope. If the presidential policy was to go into a popular war which wreaked havoc on the stock market, Powell wouldn't say "Well the president shouldn't have gotten in the war". No, the feds mandate IS to stay out of politics, and take care of the economy, which includes the stock market. It doesn't matter if a political decision was made that affected it.
You literally do not understand what the tariffs are doing
i don't remember if i tried warning you guys but i thought i did. there's a reason they're always so fucking """"""cheap"""""" they're nothing like western equities
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This is correct. Markets don't settle down. They settle up. I dont know when the bottom is, though i suspect it was yesterday, but changing prices is par for the course. Do not sell into turmoil, make a plan and stick to it.
posted from my sunny balcony
betting against bonds and the bogle boomer fund managers who buy them is a bad idea I think
fed mandate
If i was at my pc you know exactly what picture i would post
hmmmm no i dont think so
”jpow needs to do an EMERGENCY RATE CUTE RIGHT NOW TO PUMP MY BAGS”
dollar is also behaving weak... for now. i think it will rip everyones face off next two years ish. so tape reading says that money is flowing out of the US past couple weeks big time. my hunch is that alot of it is political... so lol, lmao. i really don't see a world where that continues without it flowing back in so everyone can get out of dollar denominated debt, but maybe there's some tricks that could be pulled like bretton woods 2 like the writeup that anon's been posting.
Even if you're right about the fed needing to save the stock market, if they did an emergency cut now I'm pretty sure the market would crash.
This but unironically
Yeah, I know they're forcing Chink companies to open factories in other Asian countries, and making shit more expensive for Americans.
I mean they're not always cheap, if you look at most of them at the top in 2021 they were trading at like 40 P/E, before the bubble popped.
trump is trying to weaken the dollar
the feds mandate IS to stay out of politics, and take care of the economy, which includes the stock market
Lol. Get a load of this jabroni.
The Fed has a dual mandate
maximum employment (which they believe to be around 5%)
price stability (inflation)
that is it - the stock market is not (supposed to be) part of their calculus whatsoever
it is just that the Fed has abandoned their dual mandate in the past as soon as the market came under pressure (eg. in 2018) that has made you conditioned to think that the Fed put exists
Is that the legendary Tom 'fat cuck' Lee?
The fed has three mandates actually. The third is moderate interest rates so the government can finance itself infinitely. The definition of moderate has shifted lower. 2% is now “moderate”
Does anybody know when the capital gains tax cuts are planned? It will make it easier to roll my puts for huge gains.
yes the guy everyone jerked off to when he had sex with pamela anderson on a boat
Lego anon is a sweet bb boi, he would never shill chink shit.
chinkystinkys at 40 PE
DAYUM. wish i had some semblance of an idea of what i was doing back then
even if that absolutely were the case, if he gets it anywhere significantly below 99 DXY i'd be impressed
The Fed cares about bond markets, not stock markets.
I should have sold my crypto at Trump's crypto meeting a month ago.
Why the fuck is there "fear" in the market, and it's selling off, but bonds (the safe assets) are also selling off????????? This shit is retarded.
people are hoarding cash to buy all the dips with
well it passed in the senate saturday, so now it just goes to the house but from a cursory google search I can't find any dates for them voting for it yet because everything says the dems are gonna try to delay it as much as possible
the final desired date to have it go live is Memorial Day so maybe sometime the end of this week or early next week they'll vote on it
somebody else correct me if I'm wrong
US Bonds are cash, that earns interest.
The market is always right
cash equivalents are only on the short end
The real reason is China is dumping all of their US bond holdings.
Which is why they call it a correction
you should've sold when he launched a memecoin
soon to be inaugurated PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES LAUNCHING A RUGCOIN WITH HIS NAME ON IT will go down in history as the greatest top signal of all time
Awesome, thanks fren.
Why are semiconductors going down when they aren't affected by tariffs?!
biz/smg is moving way to fast I (esl) can't even read that fast.
Seems like the anons trying to "troll the redditors out of biz" have failed. Who would have thought...
this thread is the speed /smg/ should have
I can always add something to my posts and it doesn't get burried
Isn't that great
Because higher prices good, no tariffs, lower prices
I used it for a while, /bant and /biz, but posting in both is a pain in the ass and reading it is even worse. The flags help with communication.
yes
if it really is the case nobody in this thread is bearish enough
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disclaimer, hugh hendry was saying buy bonds at like 2.5% (i believed him) and darius was saying buy the stock market the past two years (i didn't listen) but recently had has clients de-risk around new years
this format scales so badly
the things made with semiconductors are tho
also didn't trump float the idea for targeted tariffs, along with pharma, to roll out in like late May? or maybe I'm misremembering
but either way so much shit is hit by tariffs that even those that aren't will still be affected
aren't affected by tariffs?!
Taiwan
what did he mean by this?
If you bought TSLA in 2020 you didn't make any money.
couple words before my nap. real brief on the fed. they are a backstop for the economy when it gets bad. they print money. that's not free, it results in inflation. when they aren't doing that they're fixing the price of interest, which is a bad thing, lower is always better. that interest rate is tantamount to an insurance premium for the existence of the fed. so unless the fed is actively bailing out the economy, their influence is actually malevolent, particularly when the interest rate is too high as it is now.
things they don't care about
inflation
they create that
unemployment
not their problem until it's so bad it threatens the return of bondholders. then they print money
the fed is a globalist institution if ever there was one. they literally raise interest rates to twist america's arm and extract more resources for foreigner. they don't care about egg prices or black unemployment.
anyways i feel like the market bottomed. today was a giveaway day for market makers. somebody DID buy an awful lot of futures contracts last night, and it wasn't just people covering shorts, too much green for that. those same people decided to step away from the market today though and let their friends the market makers pocket some coin. sneaky and shady but it is what it is. i should've seen it coming clearer.
going to bed now. absolutely exhausted. still adore my crush and forgive her for everything, too much value at stake for me to get petty or upset.
Why do you nap so much?
i think most countries have way higher inflation and interest rates than us and they're waiting and seething because they know they can't do anything until america cuts rates and increases its inflation. your average brics country doubles its money supply every 2 or 3 years vs america every 6-8 years.
Have you seen his photos he's like 1% bodyfat.
nap is code for going to wage in the cage like a slave who is enraged
they print money
that sure is what they want everyone to think
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BUDDY LOOK AT THE U.S. 30 Year Treasury Bond (TMUBMUSD30Y) COMPUTER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I should have bought the memecoin and sold 24 hours later for MAX GAINS.
futures
In yugioh, seto kaiba got rich by taking 100 million dollars and buying control of a company and then threatening to close it unless the company paid him 200 million dollar. I don't think that works in real live.
Why is crypto? Who cares.
what is a private equity fund for 500, alex?
everyone realized that tech doesnt make money
Why do they not want to buy ze bonds anymore?
in real life you take control of a company using managed equity then make it gay. if it fails then pensions and managed 401k's take the hit and you get rich.
No, they actually do. At least TSMC. Not Marvell and others though, like ARM.
When America is punched, he punches back harder. That's why there will be 104% tariffs going into effect on China tonight at midnight. But the president believes that Xi and China want to make deal, they just don't know how to get that started.
Bessent bros, why are yields rocketing again
what happened to >le refinance le debt via le treasuries
Oh yeah that's right
Total Chink Death.
market dumps
VIX not really moving
Short opportunity?
At least soon maybe, but rather just collect CHEAPIES
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Biden didn't even know where he was at any given moment. Libcucks don't have a leg to stand on in that regard.
Remember when everyone was always wishing "END THE FED". Imagine Trump does it.
Bessent is gonna resign soon with the words:
Fuck this gay shit
China thought we needed their shit lmao
not a fan of boomers
Vix doesn’t measure actual volatility which is very homosex
we're gonna have to move to his thread arent we
Oh baby! The spice keeps flowing!
I don’t recommend any Asian stocks especially communist Asians. They have no issues about lying about their numbers and nobody to regulate them. Now I’m not saying western companies are any better but say if an American company is lying they got to be pretty smart and creative to get away with it. Few get caught, most carry on. America seems to put the best cheaters on payroll, China just shoots them. Waste of talent in my opinion.
we can't be at 60 all the time. suspense must be dosed with finesse.
100%
Wtfffffffffffff
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Kek. I'm losing tens of thousands of yuros but kek.
Japanese companies don't need to cheat, they have literally zero competition.
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I've seen them do this 2 other times: last year when the yen carry trade was unraveling and October 6 when that Israeli conflict started. It was 100 on Friday also.
Are you retarded?
I feel your pain. It’s why I look at the percentages and not the actual amount lost. My total unrealized gains are now in the negatives. This too shall pass and we will recover.