/smg/ Stock Market General

welcome to Detroit

said nobody ever

vix 54 keeps climbing lmao

you mumufags don't realize you're literally skating on cracked ice
we are THIS close to the bottom falling out

All that money spent and the yanks can't even beat a Tigers team with an owner too much of a jew to spend any money

Skubal is like a top 3 pitcher in baseball, but we are going to win it against your bullpen.

Oh G_ddamnit.

THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT

WHO EVEN SAID ANYTHING

FUCK EVERYONE HOLY SHIT

No this makes perfect sense. What was gay was the fake pump to bait retail exit liquidity.

Kek! Well now that that's over, someone want to tell me what the fuck happened to the markets today?

When was the last time SPY dropped 6% intraday?

It's groyper.

y-yesterday

apple 172

this shitco is going to 0

Somehow yields have returned
Trump's debt reduction yield lowering plan worked, yes so much yes

what a day

You will not see SPX 6000 for another 10 years at least

thank you king donald for doing the needful, I was getting worried since I pulled out in the fall

Hello is this the SOXL bagholder thread?

Gotta admire bulls for every last ditch attempt to pull the market up.

He did say he was going to drill baby drill

The issue with these comparisons is, that markets, financial systems have adjusted. There have been changes. The same with the Black Monday calls on Twitter. It's not possible due to Circuit Breakers. And likewise there will be governments stepping in however it seems appropriate like in 2008, like in 2020.

I would not be too bearish despite being a bear for months. It's not the same game as in the past

Wasn't trump supposed to speak today at 3?

Seems like a cope to say things have changed. Things haven't changed, we just haven't had a real recession since 2008.

If we ever get another real recession it will be no different than all the other times

Imagine not shorting the Chinese market with 3x leverage
YANG

Also the ability of the fed to flood markets with liquidity like they did in 2008 and 2020 is much much more reduced now that rates are at 4%+ and deficit is at 6% of GDP

It'll be very interesting to see how things stand in one month, as it'll be expensive as fuck ordering anything into US as the import fees come into play.
There will be no way for the average burger to evade the extra costs. Order from China, +$50 on your order. Buy locally, +100% cost.
I wonder how long it'll be until the nation starts rioting in every city.

More like 2008 never ended, as it was halted by the money printers uplifting the economy, instead of allowing it to naturally recover.
This upcoming mess is going to be gigantic.

implying tariffs on eurocucks and chinks will lead to a recession in America

ahahhhahahaa

maybe he saw the charts, and decided he'd rather not.

Asia is going to be a huge red dildo when it opens. Thinken -6% at least

I shorted NDX with 20x. With 104% China tariffs Buffet is gonna dump Apple. And with Apple goes the market.

seems like cope

2020 literally printed trillions

Yeah, I don't know man

I wonder if we'll see a little mini bull as people spend cash to buy stuff

buy now before it's 2x the price later

Yeah and rates were negative in 2020 and US didn't have war time budget deficit

They can't do it again. If they try they will literally kill the dollar.

Trump is going to melt China down. The deal he's waiting to make with Europe and Asian vassals are control over their trade with China, then they can get lower tariffs. Once he controls China's income, they are his bitch. Xi will be replaced with a US puppet, and we will raid China's material wealth. We will see higher highs than scientists theoretically proposed were possible in the multiverse.

we just haven't had a real recession since 2008

now overlay sector breakdown
now overlay growth adjusted for inflation

Just woke up from my Tigers winning the series over the Yankees. Where is Big Loser at?

We might see that.
I bet corporations are loading up on everything they can at the moment. And from what I've seen, everyone who wants stuff from abroad is now buying it.
There will be so much stuff coming in, that it might clog the hell out of the US postal system and processing centers for a while.

Won’t show up until July and by then the entire 2nd quarter will be fucked

If it’s not already in country by midnight they will have to pay the new tariffs, that’s why apple assembled an Air Force to get as many iPhones as they could

Yeah I ordered a bunch of computer parts and peripherals just for this reason. If you think you will want it in a year now is the time to buy.

Imagine how many stock buybacks are going to start being announced. God I hope I get to buy $2 SOXL before they get going

fuck you, I hope these tariffs put everyone in Detroit out of work and those niggers burn your city to ashes..

Trump still hasn't signed document for additional 50% tariffs on China - report

Do it, Chungus

This ridiculous hope that there's a greater plan behind it all it, along woth algos trading on technicals, are the only things providing any resistance to complete market breakdown. But there isn't a plan.

People have yet to realize that Trump 2 is vastly different to Trump 1. The reaction vis-a-vis the EU should tell you enough. Any talk about talks is moot as Trumps demands are unfulfillable because they amount to a degree one-sided humiliation and kowtowing that not even Japan will be willing to do.

broadcom already announced 10 billion yesterday (over the course of the year)

Yes, everyone else needs to hold off until SOXL is $2, then get them rolling. Starting with NVDA.

How is sending less money to foreign countries while taking more money from foreign countries bad for my country? It sounds like everybody has this wrong except for President Trump, me and a few of his advisors.

Mayhem in a few seconds?

I mean this is exactly what China started doing 30 years ago, and now they're a rich nation.

that would be amazing, suddenly -7% and closed for the day lol

Honey, come look! I've found some information all the world's top economists missed.

WE ARE BACK

Uhhh because when America does it...it's bad...becasue....uhh....IT JUST IS OKAY?!?!

So what the fuck happened today lads?
Not asking why it dumped but why did it pump to begin with?
Yuro markets closed like 3% up and Nikei 6%.

You're willing to work for Chinese wages from 30 years ago? kek

pumped on some copium that trump would announce a delay to tariffs

started dumping when it became obvious it wasn't going to happen

looks like shorts are covering going into asia

the dump will resume at open

No but those fucking robots we spent trillions developing will work even harder for cheaper.

Suddenly +7% more like

We are so back round 2

kek always the opposite

Honey, come look! I've found some information all the world's top keynesian economists missed.

Ftfy, and it's funny to me you think that model is the only viable economic model. Actually, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about. The Reddit exudes from you.

robots

Last year China overtook Japan and Germany in robot density.

Bro just buy some jucking pitchers. It is crazy the Yankees can't figure this shit out. You remind me of the 11-14 Tigers Great Starting guys with no depth or bullpen.

Anyway you'll probably prevent the sweep. Like seriously if we sweep the Yankee my election might last more then 8 hours.

Real thread

Our rookie of the year starter is hurt, our 2023 cy young winner is out for the season for surgery, our other home grown starter who's been improving like crazy is hurt. We went into spring training with 6 guys who could start pretty much anywhere, and now we're fucked, I hate it.

I see thanks mane