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yup yup yup I am posting in this one
nobody knows which swede I was in the last thread
'MERICA!!!
nobody knows which poster from the territory of the Germany GmbH (plc/LLC) I was in the last thread
I do
Wait, if it is a LLC it's not territory, but property. I don't think private companies can own "territory".
futures
nigger
It just looks worse and worse each day
We will be at new ATHs by the market open tomorrow.
Hey, it's not me claiming this but mostly germans themselves. How the EU would allow a private company to be part of their union, voting member etc. is another question.
I don't think private companies can own "territory".
Private companies have started towns. Certainly many have owned vast territory. Did the British crown own India or the East India Company? For 200 hundred years I would argue the later.
it's because the germany company owns the EU
Wtf happened at 6
It was a corporately owned state granted monopoly by the crown until they fucked up and nearly lost it and then it got taken over by the crown.
Ok, maybe Xavier Naidoo and this Attila Hildmann guy think that too
oh shit, you might be on to something
Do chinks really eat cat? I'm curious what it tastes like. Probably like chicken, everything tastes like chicken.
Probably more like rabbit.
most are starving. cat is a good meal for someone in the city. outside they eat rats, or bats, bugs, other people.
What happened to the yields bang maid? I haven't followed the bond market since he stopped posting.
Ok, but the terminology "territory" is mostly reserved for either animals or states, public entities. A company logically has a "territory" when it owns (you could argue "rent" since there are taxes) property, but it is still on the territory of the state.
Is this the fateful return of, I got fucked today but not in a good way poster?
tencent down bigly
ubisoft down bigly
microsoft down bigly
disney down bigly
kadokawa up
cover corp up
Trump is making anime real.
Still buying
Good thing I didn't short a VIX-etf (VIXY) at close.
BIG SPX DUMP coming
Chinks will eat anything that's not bolted down.
how do you mumus still have any of that slurp juice left? are you mugging people for money or what?
I only used a little juice end of last week. My bonds mature in May at which point I'll figure out when to lump sum some stinky 3x leveraged funds.
??
I don't i went all in too early. I am buying in spirit (while bagholding).
If Jerome doesn't cut next meeting market is kill. If he hikes market is double kill.
if he cuts the market is also kill
the market is simply kill
It comes from my emergency fund because slurping is an emergency
Do you need some time on your own?
Do you need some time all alone?
Anyone else buy the 10am dip this morning? GYATTTTT
Were there any companies going under yet? Any juicy bankruptcies?
wanna know how i know that the market isn't done dumping by a longshot?
because everyone is still talking about buying the dip, slurping the dip
i am getting calls from family and friends asking about slurping the dip on nvidia, tesla, apple
we should still be at 5.5%, on the low side, there was no fucking reason at all to drop rates by 100 bepis in the first place
that little pussy shit is itching to cut, he's worse than Arthur Burns
I SURE HOPE YOU LOCKED IN THOSE GAINS!
uh oh stinky
lol, my mom also joked we should buy TSLA
Is Cleveland Cliffs going to the moon thanks to the tariffs? Why is it dumping still?
Do y
Well.. I shorted, but then I got sleepy and thought I'm not gonna risk it and closed... went to bed (red circle). Woke up (second red circle) would also have been 700$ more later.
Im listening to CNBC on my $5/mo XM radio subscription. Trump's praising the tariffs.
2 billion
per day
I misread that as pause and for a microsecond my heart sank quite a bit
Kek
Kek as if. Circuit breakers tomorrow you’re going to kill yourself lolololol
posting a shameless grifter
k.
he missed this
He's retarded and probably a reincarnation of one the two men who destoryed the USSR or either Mao or Pol Pot
Trump's pRausing the tariphs.
Where we at???
limit down tomorrow
will be the final capitulation
Something unique since all these sectors are reliant on imports
cnbc
I kind of always wondered who their last 70k viewers were. being older it was always crazy to realize some random YouTube streamer would net more views in 24 hours than these networks.
stop that
Must be good to be The President of USA now.
1. I bet he positioned himself perfectly for the crisis he started.
2. Same goes for his buddies / donors. All favors paid off with interest.
3. Tariffs = taxes, so more money for him to waste / give away / embezzle.
4. Poor middle class = obedient middle class. It depends on govmnt help (paid with their tax money of course).
5. Good chunk of his voters are so brainwashed that they will defend him with their lives.
No wonder he is so happy with how it goes.
117%
Beaten, why for...
Poor people don't own stocks, they own debt and thus want to see interest rates go down. It's mainly the young working class that have low diversification and an aggressive 401k as their primary asset that are getting fucked.
Hasn't lost anything
Anon he's lost 500 million I don't know if he's gone fully wack but I think he actually thinks this how America will reindustrulaize
yields
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what are the odds the 10year closes sub 4% this week
swapping unleveraged holdings for leveraged holdings. not a lot just a little.
somnium files
Is it shit like ZTD? I want brain crack, but it's a dead genre.
I'm ready for 4600. If only I had kept my shorts, fuck man, who could have seen that Trump is going to crash it this hard? Not me, haha....
I knew I should have shorted the pump. But I had to visit the optometrist.
I kind of always wondered who their last 70k viewers were. being older it was always crazy to realize some random YouTube streamer would net more views in 24 hours than these networks.
70 million boomers were born from 1946-1964 and will be 80 starting next year. By 2030, half of them will be dead. The reality is we are in 'uncharted waters' where a huge number of millennials who were supposed to be mid-career by now are just waiting for some fat 70-something to die in the office so they can get their job. The future is Gen Y.
Blimpf says he's not gonna remove tariffs just because the market is dumping so we probably dump more.
Lets see, China wants a weaker Yuan to stay competitive and so is dumping treasuries to strengthen their currency... IDK
the funniest part is going to be watching support is Israel bottom. they bet everything on the boomers, fucking over everyone else. in the age of the internet there is no 110th country.
fuck i cannot wait to see CoT positioning on the euro
Can we buy ZIM at $5?
Is that Cramer?
futures
He will hike out of spite
OIL $57
We going negative soon? Holy fucking shit...
just pulled all my money out of robinhood and dumped it in the bank lol
bottom sign
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I'll put it back in next week but after my apocalyptically bad week last week, I've decided that I simply can't be trusted with trading during these tumultuous times. Today I finally made a good trade (+21% from SOXS) but I've been beaten down so badly that I was only willing to put $1000 on it. I do still have $1.5k of play money in there but I can't lose any more than that
ZH says the credit market is freezing up
Why is Trump bluffing again vs China when they've seen him bluff vs Ukraine and then cave in?
The chinese will take the sacrifice, if for a short time of higher tariffs. American companies need the goods probably more than the chinese the money.The chinese people probably don't care as much about stockmarket crashes. Theirs was down for the most part of the last 4 years
I think people realized the china tariffs were gonna happen
It would be hilarious if China updated their gold holdings from 2k tons to 4k tons tonight. That would be the first "Little Boy" A bomb they have with many more in reserve.
Gonna go out after dinner and panic buy all my favorite imported spirits before the price goes up by 5 bucks. Anyone want anything?
I unironically read "Lady Boy". Thank you, /bant.
at the end of the day America is a massive consumer. it doesn't matter where the products come from. if china can't complete someone else will pick up the slack. that's the real threat. it's not china vs domestic but the lowest bidder. 193 countries just got the offer to compete with china.
Yield curve fucking spiking.10y-3m and 10y-2y.
But who's gonna compete with them in such a short time frame? Nobody. And the US also has not the capabilities to replace everything in such a short time. The chinese likely know that. Trump is doing this all way too fast.
All the Chinks wanted was dollars for their cheap shit, now Drumpf is literally shitting on everyone because "muh trade deficit", now Americans have to pay 104% more, and Chinks are left with excess produce that may or may not have demand in other markets. What happens is Americans can't afford shit the consumer is hurt, they now can afford less shit for the same $ (meaning people lose their jobs) and Chinks cut production (meaning Chinks get fired). If drumpf doesn't remove the income tax it's literally over, no one will be able to afford shit, and there will be excess produce from China (which there isn't enough demand for because the produce can't be sold in the US market).
Is economic WW3 bullish?
these fkn idiots on Anon Babble never follow the process
short term is pain. it's not like tarrifs are some impenetrable barrier. consumers will deal with the tarrifs until cheaper alternatives come online. econ 101. if there is a profitable exploit it will happen. counties can find their niche or china can cave.
I'm looking forward to laws that outright discriminate against boomers and boomer judges being randomly assaulted by pissed off zoomers. Total elderly death.
What the fuck is going on with yields? 10 year is spiking....
Breaking: Sources close to the Trump White House say they are pressing on with their tariff plan based on this calculation: That the tumult in on Wall Street in stock market, while significant, will not be matched by a similar tumult in the Main Street economy. That the negative wealth effect primarily targets non MAGA affluent voters; that jobs will be largely retained because of deregulation and tax relief. And soon trade deals will be cut that lessens the tariff impact, so markets will stabilize.
The orientals are likely offloading their treasuries to fund their PPT equivalents.
Trade war leading to hot war
Other countries dumping US treasuries
Fuck yes. Give em hell Donnie. Total kike margin call.
i doubt it's even that serious. they'll reach some agreement sooner than later and will start a new stimulus and new trade agreements between countries. they're not actually looking to starve/kill the whole world when they have working money printers that would fix it at anytime.
Other countries are dumping US treasuresies to help you pay off your debt to the world
America is cooked, you'd have to be a fool to have any faith in its ability to pay its debts in 10 years. Lending money to fucking Greece is a better idea, and the market knows that.
good sleep. futures are making me uncomfortable, but thinking and hoping a trading range has been carved out in the last two days and we don't make new lows. time will tell. did buy a bunch of qus today near the lows, probably should have been more risky with it but i want that position bigger and i'm still nervous. still have a small amount of cash but realize a big "cash cushion" was just making me more reckless and eager to trade instead calming me down which is what i wanted. BTU seems like something to trade tomorrow... or maybe that's too obvious i dunno. not stoked we're gonna be burning a lot more coal, causes cancer and makes everything sooty and creates toxic waste, but it makes sense i guess, we need the energy to power more ai anime girl generations, and if we're gonna have a massive recession we'll need all the jobs we can get of course.
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Yeah China would never lie, cheat or manipulate their financial, currency, military or technological capabilities…
Our debt is meaningless when we can destroy the entire world… And if we go down you’re most definitely going with us leaf since we are in a suicide pact with each other due to your proximity.
Amerimutts are heinously retarded holy shit kill yourself
He owned you Polak
suicide pact
As long as we get India on the way out
Unironically why even do this? I don't get the legitimate angle or the crazy conspiracy angle. It all sounds retarded.
Just realized I've passed up on making 1400 dollars in the last 8 days.
Bullish for me since I won't have to pay my debts if we're all dead.
why even do this
Trump is acting full retard plus the Chinese are prideful they won't back down until every other option is wasted they are betting your market collapses and at worst they will wait 4 years until a Democrat wins
Bullish for those who have stockpiles of ammo/plates and intend to be scavs, marauders, and or bandits verg bearish for those who intend to be raped and killed by the marauders and bandits
you lived to see the golden bear run
pharma tariffs now
Is this new or am I getting baited
New but the rates are unannounced. This is feeling like the end of days.
Bullish indeed, then.
finally sold BTU after giga heem
it’s going parabolic after Trump pumps coal
(this was my reason for buying in January)
Based beyond belief.
remember to take good care of yourselves during the down market, it can really sap your spirits, and the people doing this to our markets want you sad and weak. i'm going to the gym today and so should all of you. if you're keeping track, you know i've made a lot of progress. gonna try to do 3 sets of 170 lbs bench today, that's a lot of weight for me. today is a squat day for me too, only been doing those once every 4 days because my knee has been giving me trouble, but i think i might be getting past that, i'll find out today when the weight is on my back. only 2 more lift days with my mom here, will have to reduce weight and increase volume in her absence, don't want to lose strength but thinking that is inevitable, unless of course i make friends with people at the gym and i dunno if i'll be able to do that. worried about the risks i'll be taking the next couple weeks, both in the market and the gym, but i'm going to try to remain responsible and keep myself out of trouble and bankruptcy. survived these last two trading days without serious incident, and perhaps i'll gain strength and wisdom in the next few days and be prepared for it. my mom being gone is a big stressor for me, i'll be leaning on /smg/ even more than i usually do.
on the market front, compromise might be just around the corner. or perhaps rationality. hoping with everything i have that this is not the argentina treatment, where they just dump everything endlessly until we capitulate or crumble, that the world can live with these tariffs or the plan works out and we make a good deal. right now everything looks dark and the outlook sour. but we'll get through things one way or another.
Amerimutts are so vulgar and revolting.
Name and shame them, emperor in chief
What if it’s just a scoops bot or some shit
pollack ass kicker spotted. Cats out of the bag now, we know how you are behind closed doors
lmfao pucker up buttercup
Deflation.
Post nubila phoebus
Niggerwit
Lmao
Checked
I’m fine with India being erased, but the pakis will accomplish that when they see the nukes flying, saying it’s our time now ;^)
Yep its a match of will will blink first, although Xi has the possibility of having his head put on a stick and the worst Trump can do is head to the underground shelters or back to Mar-A-Largo under heavy security to comfy live out his days.
I think I'm capitulating tomorrow. I can't handle this anymore. Tomorrow I lose my YTD gains almost for sure and I'm keeping the rest of the gains I made since 2023. I don't want to lose it.
Trump is definately out of his mind. There's no concession other countries can do to make him happy. I just hope I capitulate and it keeps going down. I think we're going down 40 to 60 percent from the top. The man is just dumb. My YTD is zero. I'm keeping it like that
Ill buy your shares, thanks
I just hope I capitulate and it keeps going down
You haven't traded long enough if you don't already know that it will go back up furiously the moment you capitulate.
Probably a good move. I haven't sold because I'm enjoying chaos far too much. I'm down 18% from my own ATH, but this is the best time I've had in the market for ages and I really do hope the tariff wars grind on forever.
we're recoovering
This but actually unironically for real, don't do it leaf anon. We are well into the era of trading bots that are literally programmed to perfectly steal your shares. Don't let them win. Just hold, we'll be back where we were in January by the end of the year.
majority of the thread is still bullish
lmao. oh yeah, a lot of chaos still to go, excellent.
gayop to get people used to higher inflation and prices while flexing a bit. also getting people more accustomed to manufacturing mindset since it sounds like that's a new jobs program they're trying to expand. who knows though.
I really can't believe the media is running with "omg Trump is imposing 104% (!!!!!!) tariffs on China tonight!!!!!". This is a cumulative total of the tariffs, some of which has been in place since Trump's first administration and was not removed by Biden. What the fuck is up with this weird freakout??? Do people really just not read up on this stuff and believe outright what the media says in headlines?
Yup.
It did get worse
Breaking - Haas reduces production of CNC machines, eliminates overtime, halts hiring, citing "dramatic decrease in demand" and concerns about reduced tariffs on Asian machines. Asks the administration for tariff exemptions on imported machine components and raw materials.
okay, but your first mistake was listening to anything that zerohedge has to say
they covered the CTA selling well before the last week/this week. like beginning of march.
the paid articles are better.
anyways
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
Asks the administration for tariff exemptions on imported machine components and raw materials
Is that the trick for being rich? Asking for special rules and handouts while everyone else foots the bill?
I really hope it all burns to the ground and it's not some gay fakeout.
guys, you should spend more time working instead of wasting your time here.
i'm guilty as anyone but i've put in like 12 hours into programming today trying to figure out some shit i need to build.
i only come here to post
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
wow the futures recovered quite a bit
I don't know what to make of that
This is such alarmist shit, it really reminds me of stuff people were doing in 2020-2021. Taking advantage of a crisis just to get some press and a win for The Team.
BTFO. So glad I built my GPU cluster last summer. Just ordered another 80TB of storage too before the tariffs hit.
Could be the end of the stock market's troubles, could be another bull trap. Hard to say.
anyways, was a good day, implemented <feature> today.
my head feels like an overinflated football.
i reckon its time to sleep in a few minutes
I've been using Grok to help me formulate some new business plans, it's been awesome. Anyone not using AI as a sounding board is retarded.
I should probably do some real work.
i'm too paranoid for prooompting.
also, i'm a control freak and i need to get my hands dirty at the cost of banging my head against the wall.
no rest for the wicked
I laughed out loud harder than I should have KEK
Bonds not going down
Good night sweet prince America
Holy shit
TRUMP SAYS HE TOLD TSMC IF THEY DON’T BUILD THEIR PLANT HERE, THEY WILL PAY TAXES AS HIGH AS 100%
i didnt think they could do this
I'm still running on 32 1060's from the post mining craze. what do you use your cluster for? I provide GPU accelerated modeling and simulations for clients.
what are you building? recently slapped together a custom post quantum noise tls-ish channel for a VPN.
chinese markets doing just fine
yeah they're burning pensions again looks like
bonds
Uh....
No prompting involved, just talk to it. It's really great for bouncing ideas off of, I've been genuinely surprised with a lot of its suggestions and it's not nearly as pozzed as the other AIs
burning pensions
That and they also belive stimulus is coming China mind you South Korean markets are only -1 because of stimmy plans
SPX to 4500.
SOXL to $3.33 is in the stars.
Fuckin Apple dude. As I quote a tweet;
Trillion dollar company with the tax planning skills of a college drug dealer
What they gonna do when NO ONE can afford them besides the 1% elites?
tax skills of drug dealing teenager
Jesus Christ
wife bought the worst kind of ice cream
What an incredible image haha
I'm working on robot dinosaurs and robot dinosaur accessories.
can't tell
nothing complicated. just a bunch of moving parts
good night everyone and
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
Hey, retard here. Gonna do taxes tomorrow and want to know what I'm in for. Let's say last year I made 10k in profit, and 2k in losses. Would that mean I only get taxed for 8k profit?
Techbros.......
no you add the losses and that's short term so its taxes on 12k. Plus the 104% tariff surcharge. Also don't forget to tip
Its slightly more complicated than that depending on if you had long term vs short term capital gains. Additionally you might have held something long enough to gain a dividend
he didn't order as many smarphones last night as his bank account would allow
May I smoke weed in the casino?
WEEKENDS ONLY
well that will be good for razr's sales i'm sure
ticker?
i didnt even know razer made laptops. tried one of their mice once, scrollwheel died within a few months.
More like weedkends.
As long as the 2K wasn't from a wash sale then yeah. Just read the Schedule D instructions and the instructions that came with your 1099s. It isn't that hard after the first time.
Do you miss bidenconomics?
In this case yes Trump is going to destroy the world economy to own the Chinese
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIELDS
He propped the economy with migrants, free money, and fentanyl. I should hate him and his party, but he reminded me too much of my Grandpa's last days. I felt nothing but pity
Any doubts I had about this man just vaporized instantly. Yurocucks and nigger leafs can tongue my anus and the anus of THE united states of america.
Bros, I bought a 5lb bag of texas seasoned breading and made my own fried chicken sandwiches. Even fried the chicken in pure duck fat. Added black krim tomatoes, buttercrunch and salanova lettuce, kewpie mayo, and apple bacon on potato buns.
Unironically the BEST chicken sandwich I had by far. Blows the shit out of Chick Fil A right now. I'm not gonna bother eating there anymore when its $20+ for a sorry ass chicken patty that's flat and dry as shit.
Even fried the chicken in pure duck fat
wtf is this cannibalism shit
Duck fat is well known for being really good for flavor. The french do it with potatoes and duck fried potatoes are legendary.
Markettheme:
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10 year computer is doing a little rug
bond market
It's fucking over.
We now have the first attempt by the White House—specifically by Steve Miran, the Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers—to justify the tariffs based on economic "theory", and it's without a doubt the most dishonest piece of economic reading that's I've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon.
The gist of Miran's argument is to reposition the global reserve currency status of the dollar not as an exorbitant privilege (as erstwhile French President Valéry Giscard d'Estaing once characterized it), but as somehow a "burden" that the rest of the world needs to compensate the US for bearing.
As Miran explains it, having the dollar as a reserve currency "has caused persistent currency distortions and contributed, along with other countries’ unfair barriers to trade, to unsustainable trade deficits" which "have decimated our manufacturing sector."
So he wants to give up the reserve currency status of the dollar, right? Wrong. He wants to have it both ways.
He says that America's "financial dominance cannot be taken for granted; and the Trump Administration is determined to preserve [it]" but this same financial dominance "comes at a cost" and "other nations" need to pay for it.
And he means this literally. He made a list of what exactly he means by "burden sharing" and one of the forms it can take is countries "simply writ[ing] checks to Treasury that help us finance global public goods."
Let's pause a moment here to contemplate the sheer insanity of this: the U.S. is literally suggesting that countries should mail checks to the US Treasury as tribute for the 'privilege' of maintaining the dollar as a global reserve currency, when it is this very reserve status of the dollar that is the cornerstone of US power.
It's the equivalent of Samson asking everyone to pay him to keep his hair.
4,5%
Financial dominance comes at a cost
and other countries need to pay for it
Holy fucking based
Wish I knew how to cook, If I try to cook anything I just know I'll burn my hand.
Since the jews control Trump, what are the jews trying to achieve by crashing the US economy?
God damn it feels good to be an American. God bless us.
You can write a check directly to me if it makes you feel better
THE BOND MARKET IS GOING PARABOLIC
WE ARE ALL FUCKED
HELLO
HELLO SIRS
SARS
HELLOOOOOO
SAAAAAAARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Your check is coming through the bondmarket
Checked.
The market is going to go back up to all time highs. Midterms arent for 2 years. The market will be pumped to 10k by then and America will be better off. Bobos will be radio silent. Screenshot it
Bonds
futures
Rather the US is trying to crash the whole world economy so they can do their transformation without being surpassed or left behind.
If you force evrybody into a recession with you, at least nobody moves forward while you try to restructure.
I just have to buy the bottom this time and not piss my pants and scream a year later about how I'd have made it if only I wasn't a huge pussy.
Bond markets
fuck
i bought those TMV puts way too early
i guess i'll just double down when it uh. stops doing that
cause everything'll be okay right?
should i slurp MSTR?
in seriousness what the fuck is the yuan about to do. i hope it tanks because i called that back in december i swear
Do you think skywater will ever not suck massive dicks or is it one of those "plays that seems good but never ever actually gets good".
has the TMF shilling canadian killed himself yet?
I called the bull trap. I hope you didn't fall for the bull trap.
idk why i didn't just link it
he died
well at least we know where all the money is going
FUCK
futures are fucking plummeting right now
everyone and their uncle calls a black monday
nothing happens
two days later...
pussied out of bitcoin in 2020
pussied out of nrgu in 2021
pussied out of soxl in 2022
pussied out of boil in 2023
pussied out of mstx in 2024
too retarded to buy TSLQ at 22 because I thought it would go lower in 2025
here lies anon- he almost became a millionaire, but he was too afraid to buy.
$2 trillion basis trade GONNA FUCK SHIT UP
Will the market go lower from here? Bonds portend a market implosion? SQQQ isn't too late?
I really don't like this orange motherfucker. Fuck. His presidency was supposed to be based and bullish. Turns out it's cringe and Jewish.
If shit keeps going south I may cash my 401k and dump it entirely into UPRO. Fucking yolo it. If i don't make it I'll just off myself
total slurper death
bullish
That's what you get for saying "Niggers and Jews" as an nonamerican in the US i n the attempt to blend in. Ordered Cringe, Cringe served.
Just go short retard. You had months of warning and now Trump himself is telling you that he's crashing the market.
We're reaching slurping levels that shouldn't be possible.
And be a gay bobo? No thank you sir.
In all honesty this shit will be over e eventually. It'll be fine as long as you don't get shorting the bullrun or holding worthless opshuns. But there's no telling how long it'll take. Shit's really interesting right now senpaitachi.
AAAAAAAH
told you guys about the fed. they're in on it.
anyhow i did not manage 3 sets of 170, but i did do one. felt heavy. but still proud of my progress and feel like i got really good lifts in, lot of struggle on the bench press tonight, which is where strength is built. did 40 lb hammer curls, which was basically my only notable progress, but proud of that also. futures still looking terrible, but within the trading range carved out. still really troubling. keep praying for wise leadership and harmony, we need that right now.
how dare the US try to end the dollar system!
how dare they say "well, fine, then pay up if you're so attached to it faggots"!
A shitload of employees at federal reserve are fucking H1Bs
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who wrote this?
Tomorrow I will make a lot of money.
Based
Weve hit fiscal policy zugzwang.
congress borrows money for an emergency
it keep putting its hand in the cookie jar
debt is now irrepairable
congress partisan gridlock ensures any economic catastrophe will go un-addressed by congress
fed now must always step in to fix issues
psychotic markets think the fed is their reuseable get out of jail free card (taper tantrum)
the fed is now the bad guy for refusing to bail out speculators ad infinium
The chinese market didn't even have the decency to fall today, so my short is trashed.
thanks
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They are desperately trying to whip the US back into fighting shape because they've finally figured out the Chinese are going to steal control of the world away from them, because it turns out the economy of a hegemon needs to be something more than a global asset market.
(only about 20 years too late, you 115 IQ geniuses)
But the fed is the bad guy for not regulating the crisis.
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Thanks for the sign. I'm slurping tomorrow.
Bros, we're SAVED
its literally not their job. Federal reserve controls fed funds rate. nothing else. it is congress' responsibility to address a crisis always has been. Fed had to step in, in 2008 because congress was inept. Now everyone thinks the federal reserve's mandate is actually make sure the S&P never has red days
this did not last long
If you're willing to bid on every single bond for sale you can make the rate whatever you want.
Nikkei getting absolutely raped
good, I just slurped some after after tqqq smoothie. -25% nasdaq is free hecking money
somebody bought 30 year bonds below 4.4% monday
they're at 5% wednesday
yeah okay bud i'm sure everyone's going to just put all that capital in their own soverign markets and everything will be great except for the US
i le paper handed, puts bro. i still have micropenis puts i guess...
QQqueer is down 2.5% after hours. futas are imploding. yields are going up. tariff nigger shocker in affect. blampf still alive in the morning. this is NOT the bottom
Circuit breakers tomorrow? It better not be another fake Black Monday kind of thing again....
Somebody do a welfare check on David Rosenberg. He finally gets his recession but his bond folio just eats shit. LOL.
Turns out giving a loan to an organization who is obviously bankrupt and who can decide to pay you back with worthless monopoly money, at any time they choose to.... was not a great idea!
I WAS PROMISED A CRASH
OH GOD PLEASE NO, GOD I JUST SHORTED THE BOTTOM WITH 100x LEVERAGE, NO FREE MARGIN LEFT
i actually need it to crab so hopefully more of that.
The crash has been canceled. Don't be a panican.
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OH MY GOD NOW I WENT LONG TO HEDGE MY SHORTS AND IT DUMPS
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
what about being a hysterican
nah man they're gonna get the deficit under control, you'll see
i was anticipating the fiscal crisis like sometime later not uh. not right now. oops. didn't buy TMF back in september but i did buy TLT leap calls Q1 22. dunnit again lmao
That's OK, but just for tomorrow
Yields are recovering
you just need a good cum to solve your hysteria
china presumably dumped their tbills
their markets forcibly crabbing on the giga tariff day
ball's in your court now mr bloomf, how will you force a crab tomorrow
oil bros.................................................
It wasn't China. It was Japan.
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Its okay, I will step in and buy the whole Japanese island of Hokkaido for 100k, its the least I could do for an old friend
Ishiba BETRAYED
This shit is getting to Monty Python levels of comical fuckery hahahahahah
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SOXL is under $7.50 in RH's overnight trading. Honestly never thought I'd see this.
Nope they are just fucking you good
SOXL is under $7.50
Well, are you slurbing?
Keystone pipeline burst earlier
sorry but I'm not into Japanese men
I really don't like SOXL. I'm a TQQQ chad. But I'm considering at least selling puts. I've previously made money selling worhtless $5 puts, but now they may actually hit.
didnt saudi arabia like triple output and dump their barrels on the market to out-scamwick the global monday fallout?
i feel like a pipeline going bust is actually just some kind of karmic retribution for that
Soxl is held in high esteem here but I was never around when that went down. SOXX makes sense; SOXL does not. I avoid QQQ like the plague. tech shit isnt a real business. If I want leverage I just do options
nigs and jews
I actually really hate the press secretary desu
to be honest how is she any different than the clowns he had in his first term
remember the angry little midget guy
I am going to oust myself and say that I never watched any press conferences in his first term. I wasnt very vested in this. It seems like they looked at biden's press secretaries and went, "Man, she's really good at her job! we need exactly that but MAGA."
President Donald Trump said Tuesday that his administration will soon impose tariffs on pharmaceuticals coming from foreign countries, predicting drug companies will move their operations to the U.S..
"We're going to be announcing very shortly a major tariff on pharmaceuticals . . . when they hear that they will leave China, they will leave other places because . . . most of their product is sold here," Trump said during a National Republican Congressional Committee dinner.
Trump exempted pharmaceuticals from the big round of reciprocal tariffs he announced last week, but has been suggesting for months that the drug industry will be targeted.
In one exchange with reporters in February, the president said tariffs on imported drugs would likely start around 25% and could climb higher.
He already hinted at it last week but
25% and could climb higher
80% of the country gonna be priced out of their meds
they were also terrible, he cycled through like 3 or 4 of them
the sean guy was the angriest little guy ive ever seen, like the bagel manlet meme video guy
but every one of his press secs just would go up and call everything gay and trump a genius, same shit different suit
good thing I am an unmedicated schizo. This is 4d chess though, he will genocide boomers, accelerate the great wealth transfer, shore up medicare expenses, and keep social security solvent, generate revenue, and move production back home in one swoop.
being serious, I speculate that the companies do have some drugs stocked up for tariffs. I also think this is the one sector that can actually eat the import costs. their profit margins are insane.
they were also terrible, he cycled through like 3 or 4 of them
oohhh i do remember that. I also remember the press corp were incredibly partisan and militant with trump which was the explaination i heard about why he had so many.
Your mom is right, $tsla is going to be the Maga gme
shore up medicare expenses
funny thing that, CMS raised medicare rate to >5% just this Monday
its why Healthcare was up across the board yesterday, shit like UNH and CVS closed near green.
Now pharma gets heavy handed tariffs? Boomer premiums will be fucking exorbitant.
Most people have insurance and the rest are on medicaid or medicare. Nobody is getting priced out of their meds. Everything trump is doing is going to work but it won't be recognized until after he gets out of office and some shitbag democrat will claim it was their doing.
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i remember a trojan horse they did late last year I think were they triumphed to all the boomers that social security was getting a COLA 2% increase and then in the fine print it raised medicare prices by 5% and all boomers are on medicare and SS so it was a sneaky benefits cut. based they just say fuck it now and hike premiums without a silver lining
Everything trump is doing is going to work
I hope you're right, genuinely. Skeptic I may be, I'd rather not see the dollar raped and the US lose its status as the global superpower in my lifetime.
What are futes even doing? The ability of mumuniggers to ignore the reality staring them in the face never ceases to amaze me.
futures just bounced off the monday rth lows. important level. under normal circumstances a short-cover rally would be expected tomorrow. if that doesn't happen it's something to worry about. tomorrow i think will let us know what kind of market this is going to be, repriced for tariffs or a punishment dump.
he thought Europe would not buy
punishment dump.
i want trumper to punish my dumper
theres not really a lot of short interest. in fact theres less shorting tuesday than there was monday so im not sure why short covering would dump us at all.
Trump has had this plan in his pocket for 40 years. If he didn't believe it would work, he wouldn't bother doing it.
40 years of thinking about it and it's still a shit plan
market makers sell stocks short and buy options. european banks do short-sale arbitrage in the first 3 hours. eod closing below levels at europe market close often creates a short-cover rally. it's not about institutional positions.
that flag
gold and silver also bouncing higher
Maybe trump is just a complete retard and none of this is planned
Very low likelihood of that. Keep in mind all of the globohomo politicians are against it which means he's doing something right.
The reality is the real crash would happen in August. The Trump poke may even push that back as the bubble reinflates a bit when companies get another good quarter due to panic stocking
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none of this is planned
There is certainly a plan. I think the plan is bad on several levels but it's clear it exists in some bar napkin form.
Trump already said he has many countries calling him begging him to make a deal. That's enough for me.
crazy tariffs that the market thought would never actually happen just went through
no reaction from futures
How are people this fucking delusional?
Your mom is also calling and begging me
Wait, the "They're kissing my ass" thing was not AI?
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My mom's dead...
Nope.
You bet your ass it wasn't kek
I guess they are kissing his ass the same way like China was about to call him. Not at all
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Twitch shitshow updates
Elon and twitch(Amazon?) agree to drop the ads lawsuit against them
But now there is speculation that TONS of industry plant streamers will be banned and Elon might even buy out Twitch, Bezos likely to give the keys to him
Insiders in law firms confirmed that an actual class action lawsuit is brewing against Twitch, a BIG lawyer is collecting data for evidence right now, courts likely
Due to people that were 'subbed' to banned streamers were still somehow paying them when it shouldn't be the case, Twitch keeps the money
Many MANY people were also falsely banned for a widespread 'fraud' exploit, did not get any money back, Twitch refused to help and kept money yet again
Twitch, after a big Dexerto report, finally started refunding people(only some, not all especially those subbed to large streamers) to cover asses
Now in panic mode, Twitch is deactivating accounts that could be used as more evidence
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Breaking their own legal terms yet again, making them liability fucked, bankruptcy now possible LMAO
That's it for now, back to the China tariffs horror show lol
we do not care
lmao wtf
wtf was that
hoping you get your justice twitch-anon. thanks for the update.
ya fucking ok sure totally organic
im going to bed fuck that
WTF is going on?
China will bend the knee because we are their number one customer and their economy is completely in shambles but thanks to communism they think they can cover it up.
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The fear and greed index is at 4 out of 100. If you aren't buying right now your are actually retarded. Cap this.
we are rapidly approaching compatible severity of 2022's bear market, not quite 2020 bad but the fear is still extreme. i am fairly certain the bottom will be establish either this week or the next.
Twitch shitshow updates
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Maybe something else happened? Chinks are very untrustworthy I assume most of their trading is insider trading I'm sure they know something on the Xi side there's no way they don't share info just to feel important