Lang is dead anyway

BROS!!!
I WAS ASSIGNED TO MEET A CHINK DELEGATION IN MY UNI!!!
SHOULD I USE BRITISH OR AMERICAN PRONUNCIATION???

British I guess. Americans are seen as retards.

Russian. What kind of cuck speaks in a language not their own, in their country?

ruzzia is a Jewish colony.
Ok. I'll make a vocaroo trying British (I'm used to American doe).

But you don't know hebrew or yiddish

Jews speak English since very long ago.

Cringe russoid epileptic babble

It's a pretty strong Polish-Russian accent. The Ching Chongs might've some trubles processing it since their English is bound to suck anyway. Just focus on speaking loudly with tone differences between the words.

I am a non-Chinese citizen that lives in Taiwan

HERE IN AMERICAN
voca.ro/14CjtCt47WOt
Ching chong ping pong

This anon is right It doesn't sound like British English.
This one is more distinguishable But still not good overall.

Wait who of you is Chinese?

you need to speak more clearly
you're fucking mumbling
also 'acre' is pronounced like 'ay-cur', rest of the pronunciation is just fine
but if I don't concentrate it all sounds like a low mumbling jumble of sounds, as though you aren't even speaking English

This is better
It doesn't matter if you do British or American, it will still sound Russian

doesn't matter if you do British or American, it will still sound Russian

Legit. So the last one was better? This is what I used to so that's why I slur less there.

doesn't sound like British English

In what sense?

Илья нaвceгдa ocтaнeтcя c кpинжeвым cлaвянcким нeдoчeлoвeчecким кoпpoaкцeнтoм лoл. Кcтaти я пoнял чтo pycня oтнocитcя к гpязным pacaм, злыe, тyпыe, ypoдливыe, бpaхицeфaльныe, кopeнacтыe, и BOHЯЮT. Кaк пaджиты и цыгaнe

In the sense that you barely open your mouth and it all sounds like pshpshpsh

this just need to enunciate, which you seem to do better in the American one
I would focus on that rather than trying to emulate any particular accent

I also speak english and I'm still portuguese.

Tы cpycaк бpaхикeфaл кyc.
Ok. Give me a text to read aloud.

But English is the national language of the Jews.

я шнypoвoй дoлихoцeфaльный выcoкий гoлyбoглaзый нopдид финнo-бaлтo-гepмaнcкoгo пpoиcхoждeния, пoмop викинг

ты cлaвянcкaя гoвнoглaзaя 170cm aбoминaция, бoнг дaжe нe пoнял чтo ты пытaeшьcя гoвopить нa aнгeльcкoм

ITS OVER

Begone chink ape.

Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!

Last time I checked, the only jewish nation was Israel, and its official language is hebrew.

this is a quote from guitar player Eric Clapton so don't worry it is not racist

iэm ahm hpsmpheak ahmhermhicmhacan ehnmglmshhh bmghegohmne tschimnk

Sorry I had to report this post to the Greater London Metropolitan Police. Please do not hastily dispose of any sharp objects at your home which may be used to inflict bodily harm lest they may fall in the wrong hands.

shit, shit, shit
I'm really fucking done for now aren't I lads
oh no man, this takes the cake
that's it for me then, nice knowing you lot

kek
I'm not sure if you're getting better or I'm just getting better at listening
Just focus on clarity and you'll be good

Бoнг oхyeл oт этoгo cлэйвянcкoгo кpeпocтнoгo aкцeнтa

Siberian chink be gone.

That one was really good.
Good luck mate, I'm off now

Epileptic seizure begun

Good night anon

Russian Pajeet ITT either prove you speak better than Mordvix or be silent

Ilya im not russian

You're literally 100% russian lmao.
He's a chink. Beware, he larps as a Finn.

serfoid slavbug begone

Moksha, Mordovian, Erzya. Russian Kostroma

Mordovians, Vepsians, Finns, Karelians above russians

Russian Kostroma

north russian finno-balto-germanic

balto-germanic

Quit coping. You have zero Germanic ancestry, shown there >Mordovians, Vepsians

Karelians

All russians.

Finns

You're best modelled with the northern Sami-like ones. Cope.

slavjeet coping

reality ->

I recorded this a few days ago
vocaroo.com/1jN2wbS6m0Lp
I think the main diff to Mordvix is that he stitches the tones together between words more

chink actually thinks those distances favor him

Based. Churkas replace ziggers because the latter are all drunkards. Alcohol is a poison.

Russoid

this calculator is still not enough to show difference between a pole and a russian. its not even close how is it possible that russian has polish component and pole has russian component. i hope in near future maybe next davidski g50 calculator will fix this

MyHeritage showed me more Central European groups than Eastern European ones as well though.
And I'm Ukrainian, not Russian.

difference between a pole and a russian

There is no difference, the same thing

And I'm Ukrainian, not Russian.

There is no difference, the same thing. I hate slavx folks

just use your accent are you shame to use your mother accent show Asian your background?

Russians like are Asians themselves though.

i am not r*ssian

You are. See and in the two closest population to you are literally Russian and Russian.

northern "russsians" aren't real russians

Literal cope lmao. "Northern" russians are the real russians (i.e. mongols).

i.e. mongols

Yes

The top one is 60% Slavic 40% Russian, the middle one is pure Slavic, the bottom one is only slightly more mongoloid than Russians (You). The rest is Polish, pure Slavic.

see --->

Now you're literally seething.

The swamp chink left, we now may discuss my native-like accent

Omg that's disgusting, kill yourself

Now listen to

anglo cocksuckers

based medbvll

are you OP? the first thing you should say to the chinese delegation is

please apologize me for using this subhuman language with you

No, OP is this guy --> Search the archives: Ilya Mironenko / Mordvix

Did you know English is a Romance language like Italian?

also search Yana Mironenko

She's a chink russian like you doe.

She's your mom Ilya

Your mom is a C4 mtDNA Han Chinese though and this is an actual fact.

N1a-P43 identified in 2 elite warriors of Pazyryk culture from burial ground of Ak-Alakha-1 in Altai Mountains.
An accompanying burial of nine horses in a special compartment of the outer log structure; placement of both people buried in special cists at least equal in their size to those from the “royal” Pazyryk mound 4 (Rudenko, 1953: 44). Both cists contained armories including iron pick-axes with wooden handles, iron daggers in wooden scabbards, gorytoi with arrows, and bows. In the studies of the Pazyryk culture, this mound was the first intact and “frozen” burial of noble equestrian warriors with fully preserved grave-goods and fragments of costume.
Two individuals were found to belong to the East Eurasian maternal haplogroup C4.
dx.doi.org/10.17746/1563-0102.2015.43.4.144-150
researchgate.net/publication/288856400

also tarim mummies

East Eurasian maternal haplogroup C4.

Ching chong ping pong.

I'm richer and whiter than you.

Slaves don't need to know the language of their masters.

You wish kiddo lmao

autism thread

Call 117 you pig.

So basically it's only zigger Asiatic pigs who seethe about my accent. Cool.

maybe just speak Russian. I guess they don't speak English.

Idk I was asked out because I speak good English.

You dont

I do. You're African.

His English is good for the abysmal russian standards thoughbeit

My English is good for American standards.

What the hell is this thread?

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