/smg/ stock market general

gentleman, a toast, to america, and the new york stock exchange

So are we going to 188%? This is fucking great, at this rate we won't have to buy anything from those good for nothing chinks.

To Drumpf, crash of markets, beheemer of my portfolio!

*crasher

God Bless XOM and CSX

I think I'm going to invest in a collection of healing crystals. Their mystical energy will surely make all my trades winners.

complaining about getting massive discounts

This is great for me.

Are the tariffs long term or short term?

I keep buying at a discount but then it goes lower

Morning frens
My portfolio is almost green in premarket, that doesn't seem right

We don't know for sure but probably short term no matter what Drumpf thinks

maybe I should get a job instead of obsessing over stock prices

America became prosperous because it was a bastion of free trade and it was seen as a stable environment for foreign investment.
the implementation of these tariffs in this kind of way just makes you look like a bipolar retard. If this blunder doesn't get fixed soon, the world's economic center will shift to a different place that does provide that sanctuary for investments.

More opportunity to buy even cheaper. These are the times that you make money.

The tariffs are here to stay, we're going to eliminate the income tax, and fund the federal government through tariffs.

I'm seeing a lot of london coping, china is unironically still too closed off, singapore is too small.

I don't really know where else it could go, everywhere else is either in a militarily unstable region or else too closed off to foreign investment.

Nooooo, think of the poor dropshippers who's entire "business model" is dependent on using deceptive tactics to buy cheap shit from china for you!

US government debt trading like a shitcoin

Most people really have no idea how fucked we are.
ROTATE INTO SHELF-STABLE FOOD, AMMO, PRE-83 COPPER PENNIES, CONSTITUTIONAL SILVER AND SOUTH AMERICAN FARMLAND
PREPARE TO DEBTMAX AND FLEE FROM ANY NUCLEAR-ARMED COUNTRY
THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE, AND I AM YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR in minecraft
marketwatch.com/articles/us-treasury-bonds-selloff-market-48ba83be

I'm an overleveraged retard so my buying power is melting away

WTFWT

i have a salt lamp but i'm thinking of getting a lot more crystals, i just don't like the lame amethyst geodes or jade slices i see at the rock shows. you kinda need to pay top dollar for nice crystals. everyone should have SOME crystals though.

agreed

whats pumping now? tariffs canceled?

militarily unstable

Russia will not be a problem forever. Then Europe will be the largest stable and open place for investment.

APPARENTLY A TRADE WAR IS GOOD NEWS
CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE WE'RE PUMPING

FUCK YOU FUUCK YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=RBH9H0oTm00
forgot song

Trade war priced in, this is the bottom

America's shit treasuries are still have investment grade ratings...

haha perfect pump and dump

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I UN-CANCEL MY ORDERS

are there really no more sellers? what the fuck
maybe at open things should continue down as LOGIC would suggest?

hooked

If these tariffs are so bad, why is literally every commodity on the board outside of precious metals getting cheaper? Don't people like paying lower prices for their food and energy?

no I just have to do it all over again :{

Right there with you. Just remember that when things shit the bed because of super retarded reasons like MUH TARIFFS it inevitably moons when everyone suddenly remembers how dumb it was

Cash is king

Dip before the rip silly billy.

We've seen over that last few days that people are just waiting to pile their cash back into their stocks. When new trade agreements start falling into place it's going to moon.

This entire thing is market manipulation on a massive scale

100%. Major indexes being almost oversold on the fucking FIVE YEAR charts over this is beyond absurd.

we're dropping income tax in favor of pure corporate tax by restricting free trade

I'm a conservative by the way

Absolute clown world.

For dividend investors all you need to do is buy more at low prices and keep on collecting.

There's two things you should never do.

Urinate on the electric fence.
Catch the falling knife.

No, we have been stupid to not be producing drugs at home and outsourcing all of that to China. We saw what happened during covid and how fucking vulnerable and dependent we were to China.

based, i bought $o yesterday, probably $jepi today.

Total dropnigger death

VTI just jumped 30% temporarily wtf was that.

Received one of those text messages "this is Bensuke Daquiri at Japan Corp, HR manager, please contact us on teams as we have reviewed your Indeed resume and think you being a weeaboo or something is a good fit for this remote job, 25/hr". I almost got scammed by one of these back in like 2021, so 3ish years ago, but the thing is this guy actually does exist at this corporation so this time I'm not sure if they're upping their game by impersonating a Japanese guy, or if it's an actual japanese guy who doesn't know that it sounds like a scam when you contact people like that.

They will last until President for life Trump passes.

How about the Chinese sellers undercutting everyone by 75% and offering FREE E-PACKET SHIPPING FROM CHINA as long as you don't mind waiting a month for your shit. Wish Blumpf would do something about that. We subsidize their free shipping btw. Our taxes help Chinks undercut us.

It's nothing, schizo, stop staring at charts

not staring at charts

Oh I see you don't enjoy fun.

just watch out for the divvy cuts

I have been applying for jobs for months and all i get are scams. Not sure how you even find a job without going through 200 scams.

NO PLACE FOR TEARS IN THE GAMBLER'S DEN

I am tentatively a genius

What was that sudden shift to green that just happened?

I like this one

Not anymore!

NO ROOM FOR KVETCHING AMONG GOYS

wait, who is jewing who? lmao

I'm not sure if it's a scam or just an autistic jap who doesn't know.

We're all going to be RICH!

Trump is a 90s Democrat and anyone who believes otherwise is beyond retarded

Also I wish I had longed the market in september and shorted tesla in december because I'd have made 500k and would not be looking for a job at all. This is actually horrible, knowing I could have done those things and actually had money in calls at one point but didn't go through with it because I was scared.

You either win at the casino or you struggle, forever. No middle option.

Except Bill Clinton wouldn't have acted this retarded, so temperament matters

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINZ

STOP BUYING IT'S LITERALLY OVER

sold the rugpull sweep but already up 69% for the day

In hindsight, the selloff wasn’t that bad if you zoom out

Going green

Yeah it only erased all of 2024 gains

was

who said it was over homo

Based

Ill gotten gains from debt and BLS lies

Nothing ever happens.

I miss Sleepy Joe.

Gains none the less.

i wish the market would just endlessly crab, not turbodump

GREEN

Oh no I went short because I'm retarded

snib snab

BE COOL! Everything is going to work out well. The USA will be bigger and better than ever before!

bullshit tweets like these can cause a pump

Pump it up

pumps the market with a bullish tweet

doomps the market with a tweet regarding the tariffs

trump-sama

There is about to be a mega dump in about 15 minutes

We retardpumped off literal fake news earlier in the week

is this pump real ?

Which shows exactly how much this market is based on reality.
We're now in a global pump and dump pennystock land with the major indices. Random tweets can move trillions in a matter of minutes.
This mess has so far to fall it's going in the history books. Retail is being trapped hard with these pumps.

pumping on zero news

Quiet before the storm.

green

Thank you, President Trump!

maybe he wants to make a point of how clownish the market is. literally no real world change causing 10+% swings

Is he ok

He's such a scammer

SO are they charging 106% at the port or what

He's right though.

green market despite escalating China tariffs

fuck me this makes no sense
bull trap hopefully

Real smg and fake smg have taken quite the split in ideology

Wouldn't it be funny if it reversed to red again

BEGONE doomer retard non-American cuckolds

Of course he's right, he's the one making it happen

SCHD and SCHY are at 4.5% and 5.5% yield respectively

even VYM is at 3% yield and VYMI is at 5.5%

real estate income trusts are at almost a 5% yield as well

the companies that actually make money are on sale to an insane degree

I opened my trading account with 5200€ and now I am down to 4000€. I am new to trading but my friend told me never sell, so trading bots will NEVER get my cheapies.

me trying to time the market for $0.13 a share

Sometimes I'm such a retard chasing insignificant gains.

brazil

Every penny counts.

bottom called

Yeah this is temporary it will eventually rebound, you only lose money if you sell. Now is the time to buy more at a discount.

cool

So what are the odds that Trump just scraps all the tariffs in a few weeks and declares victory? We're already seeing prominent Republicans speaking out against him and we haven't even felt the effects of the tariffs yet.

dead cat go boooooooing

I hope he doesn't cave to the establishment.

BTC -3%

MSTR +6%

lol lots of baggies being made today

Holy shit, nice physique. Great posture. Thicc solid tight, routine?

yes mr trump destroy le establisment by fucking over my purchasing power!

We're already seeing prominent Republicans speaking out against him

Lol Grassley? The same tired traditional Republicans who have always hated Trump still hate him, shocker

Very nice anon

They’re working on deals so it’ll be done sooner than later. Just buy on red days.

I just realized that all that tariff stuff is just gonna lead to shamelessly bright green days once they reach an agreement (mostly chyna)

Deals? What deals? Did you see their list of demands?

Put tariffs on their stuff? They’re slowly paying them more than slavery rates now because of their demographics but still, competing with their energy costs is the big one. Nuclear seems to be in vague with all the semiconductor money pushing it.

agreement

with china

funny guy

Watch & Learn.

I'm tired of seeing jeets on the news throwing a fit. How the fuck did we allow so many of them to take over companies? I fucking hate them so much.

bro the dude literally wrote the bibel of making deals (the art of the deal)
It would be like Sun Tzu losing a war.

He should threaten more tariffs on everyone else until they tariff chyna

Sounds like cope to me.

so thats why we pump

These short covering rallies are insane. Wonder when the next leg down is

world war three is priced in yeah im thinking its time to slurp

damn soxl is so lame I should've bought more BX

you guys day trade? trying to get spy to the red level

Walmart to take hit to keep prices low

biz smg is so fake and gay, it's like all of biden's market gains got manifested into the gayest posters over there

They didn't even price in the 104% tariff on when it was announced - only two days later, when it actually happend.
So the market is still stupidly optimistic.

I'm just glad they're there and not here

Nice going anon
I sold some more CCs on this little bounce this morning

Long story short: Nothing is priced in. It just randomly moves on news and non-news.

Anon Babble lost its culture, not much OC anymore, pink wojaks get pruned by tranny mods,

I PITY THE FOOL
I PITY THE
NO NATGAS
NO OIL
N I G G E R S
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Just checking in to make sure you understand that the 104% is the cumulative total of all tariffs since Trump's first admin and not some humongous overnight jump

what you say boy

Still high from 30something or where they started.

104% is beyond retarded. Literally a trade embargo...

OMG MY CHEAP SHIT NOW COSTS $2 INSTEAD OF $0.95. HOW WILL I EVER GET BY!!!!!

It's weird to find out you were the john Wayne poster who gets routinely BTFO 11/12 months a year.

its not even just the thread. the cryptobros have been wiped out from the board

Part one.

Part two.

That’s someone else I’m just Chie poster

CHINA ISSUES RISK ALERT FOR CHINESE TOURISTS TRAVELLING TO US - CULTURE MINISTRY

Code orange, code orange, all citizens must evacuate the territory of the imperialist enemy

GOOD! TELL THEM THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!

yeah I noticed as well, I haven't been on biz in a few years. Kind of wish it had flags.

Idk bro China isn't what it was 20y ago selling $0.50 plastic shit, now they sell consumer electronics, cars and other shit made in factories. Things that cost from a few hundred dollars to a few thousand dollars so... A mid-end $20000 chink car is literally $40800 now, a $300AC is like $612. Literally a trade embargo.

he's pumping his own bags

of course he is, he should remind us that his scamcoin still exists too as well as his $100 1 oz silver coin

youtube.com/watch?v=tFNJLs-Ql0o
mother's day is coming up
remember to treat your momma right

Isn't this illegal

2m ago

This means nothing

Great time to see the Grand Canyon, then.

Lol who cares laws are fake and gay just like the stock market

let's not forget industrial machinery. even if those tariffs were entirely one-sided, it would still be a blow to US economy.

My bag is pumping so it's perfectly fine

China is basing their tariffs on Krugman's logic

kek

Drumpf unironically believes in "when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal", he thinks the Supreme Court said so

laws don't apply to the president. literally he has immunity they can't do shit

Why is it literally always you guys who don't live in the US acting like the US has no domestic capability

Look the Japanese make great consumer products in the form of their Hitatchi magic massage wands.

It's not about domestic capability, It's about price. Like yeah you can build your own shit for $40000, but you have no option to buy the Chink shit for $20000.

Good morning NIGGERS.

Postal carriers get to choose between duties of 90% duty or $75 starting May 2nd, increasing to a $150 fee on June 1st.

Your $0.95 plastic shit is going to cost $150.95 after June 1st.

Why are stocks green?

This is about AI and the coming automation revolution. If we don't take back our factories, and kick all the union guys making $50 an hour out on the streets and replace them with robots now, we will lose the opportunity to do it later. We no longer need to worry about the labor costs because the automation will make labor very inexpensive.

The market Jews thought it would be cruel to margin call me 3 times in a row

Hedgies see no reason to pull out while negotiations are still happening - NVIDIA just got a tariff exemption, for example. They're waiting. Market's gonna crab until we see actual damages or it all goes away, which could take as long as a month.

I dunno mates, this sounds similar to the shit Milei said about that coin before it collapsed.

This is about AI and the coming automation revolution

youtube.com/shorts/6W_y9-4gX-g

be cool buy djt

Well I guess last night futures were hilariously wrong again.

How are the tariffs going to work with digital goods. Like is stuff I buy on the cloud going to be impacted.

I want to see bitcoin tarrifed

you may not know this but those hentai games you buy are all carefully inspected by digital customs enforcement before you are allowed to download them

Listen, the robots told us how to implement the tariffs, they're doing the doge cuts. The robots are already ruling us, and you're just sitting there posting stupid ass videos, ignoring the truths that are already out in the open.

Nah, it only applies to actual goods, not services. Everything might get more expensive via ripple effects but it won't be a direct tax.

If the tariffs persist, stocks are going much lower

Don't be a Panican!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Comfy bear market.

are they?

Don’t worry, a false flag followed by war with Iran will get us out of this

The fucking Pelicans are the worst. They're just playing people's irrational fears, OH MY GOD THERES FUCKING TARIFFS!!! Like seriously you guys are missing the bigger picture. These Tariffs are like tax cuts and will reinvigorate American ingenuity and innovation, while providing the federal government with steady revenue, that will be used to Make America Rich Again. These tariffs benefit everyone from the nigger selling crack rocks on the streets, to the globalist who wants everyone to own nothing.

wow holy fucking shit am I tired of these intraday swings

Baggie?

Don't get tired yet, we still have a good four years of tariff wars to look forward too

I lost a bet with Rocker and have to wear this stupid GIANT LOSER name tag for a week.

nobody would have known if you could have stopped being you for a week

name of this pattern?

Everyone saw us make the bet,

chop and slop now

It's an anonymous website you retard.

how do people look at this and see a triangle

Based

'The mumu cope'

Shitshow

there is no triangle...

Is Natgas and oil not a meme anymore since tech and retail are shitting everywhere

Everyone knows who everyone else is retard, we're here everyday. There is no anonymity.

but guys biz told me the world was ending?

BE COOL NIGGA

Some anon requested this last thread

Nah just the market returning to rational PEs so I guess SPX ~4000

I will never work again. What is even the point if

no pussy

owning your own home is not affordable

stock market is fake

NEETbux is more than enough for rent, heating, internet, tendies and beer.

Who am I then fag?

Let us know if KOjeet ever returns

Is Natgas and oil not a meme anymore since tech and retail are shitting everywhere

You are aware that these are also shitting themselves in perhaps greater measure right? though XOM is surprisingly taking it well

This is where Trump is making a big mistake. If we include softare and services in our trade balances, we sell a lot to the world and many of our "deficits" are probably surpluses. If the other countries are smart, they will start tariffing services and software from the US.

tariffs are taxes, and you pay more now

lol lmao

Lean hogs crabbing

All green again

we are so back

i have unironically moved 1/4 of my goyfund from cash into spx this week. i feel nothing.

XOM hit 52 weeks minimum earlier today

I was thinking it would be easier for gas/oil to drive more short term gains opposed to tech and retail figuring their shit out but I don't know shit

You don't have to pay the tariffs, there are things you can do to avoid them, like going back to your country. #WhitePower

Energy shits the bed furiously during recessions

pump ittttttt

lol people really trade at these times with debt?

You're the guy who bitches about my threads because they don't have links.

yeah, but being 20% down from the 1 year high all things considered isn't too bad

Nope, sorry retard. Turns out anonymity still works, you're just an attention whore.

my puts are getting heemed

This is such a choppy market I dare not bother with options at the moment.

jap anon

Its real

fuck it, imma just all-in pennystocks to recover

You can try to hide behind your guise of anonymity, but you can't hide from the truth faggot.

You guys think lum still holds soxl or even posts at all anymore?

Go kill yourself.

i panic sold them at 0.01 in profit

omg china deadline dump dump dump

deadline crosses

crab

dump

EU open

OMG WHITE PAPER, BUY BUY BUY CHINA BENDS THE KNEE

paper just say "fuck off, take tariffs back"

dump again a little

pump again

4 hours later

china retaliates

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DUMP IT

US premarket open

BUY BUY BUY

lol

Markets are rallying after finding out China is following Krugman's economics.

Pussy bitch ass double nigger lover

Gold starting to look like that scene from "Rollover"
youtu.be/7FNGkeuFt9Y?si=rTZTOAr4SpgJ7Gtf

Mom told me to stop trading in her ira

The power of Trump:

Nintendo postpones launch of Switch 2 in China

Unironically this lol

He can just pardon himself and everyone he knows before he leaves the presidency like biden did. It's ok for the president to do illegal shit basically.

Based

I pity those not enjoying schizo market.

Just trade like this guy

... and back down she goes!

i really like this music
youtube.com/watch?v=9kqnsoY94L8

START DOING THIS

playing games is kiddie stuff, we don't like kiddie stuff here

Based schizo

this thread is for the old people who can't keep up with the speed of biz /smg/
STOP SAYING Anon Babblesmg is dead

see if we can take out the morning low and japananon's puts to print. gib 487!!

but my calls..

STOP SELLINNNNNNNNNNNG

my puts are 4800 SPX
we need a bloodbath for my puts to print

germans pulling the market one way

the japanese the other

okay but what positions do the italians hold?

thank you

The market has already bottomed. Everything from here on out will be good news. China has been defeated, and slowly but surely all the foreigners will be sending their leaders to meet with President Trump to kiss his ass and discuss the terms of their surrender over a steak dinner. We've got full surrenders from the everyone who matters on this trade war.

Expiration? If we bleed a little every day maybe you'll be fine

I like the way you think.

today

Trump considering delisting Chinese companies.

What happens to people who own those if they do?

the same as to those who owned russian stuff

kek shouldn't have invested in china.

BABA bros on suicide watch.

What's the best instrument to trade the <3y bonds? TLT still seems like the best.

Fresh bake ready when you are

oh the fed guy will probably moon the markets in few horus

lol

I want to see the bond auction coming out at 5 percent MINIMUM

Can't his golf club hit Trump hard by suspending his membership for ruining the reputation of the sport ("only narcissist turbo-assholes who crashed the stock market go golfing")?

But that's exactly what I expect golfers to do?

Bro, it’s wild.

Can't Austria make another Hitler 2.0 and not be eternal cucks to the EU?

golf always had the rep of being the go to hobby of rich assholes

why would they do that lol
this post is hysterical

crabbing on lower highs. somebody is about to get heemed

crabbing when vix is over 50

I hope there is never a deal with China, they should be completely isolated. Nobody can compete with slave labor and globalists want to make us their slave labor to compete.

Apollo CEO: The Fed could step in to stabilize markets if turmoil lasts

really don't like the new meme of the Fed just being the janny for whatever incompetent current admin thats in office

Uhhhh because ORANGE MAN BAD obviously?!
Do you even watch the TV?!

new

yes, new
the fed being the market stabilizer is shit

new

This has always been the role of the fed since it's inception buddy.

no it hasnt
the Market is not the Fed's responsibility

Fuck I still have to do my taxes and 2025 estimated taxes. I hate this shit so much.
Feels like I'm running on a treadmill.

We should never have done business with communists, we should have been trying to topple the CCP for the last half century instead of building them up and legitimizing that evil idealogy

You can shove your head in the sand all you want, it is literally a role of the fed to react to market fluctuations, the fed was vital to stability of the economy during the 2008 market crash.
How old were you during 2008? Dumb zoom-zoom.

TA says this must be the bottom.

The Fed reacts to economic data, and reacts according to the directions of unemployment and the power of the dollar. 2008 was specifically about financial institutions imploding, directly affecting borrowing.
Stock tickers are not what they are interested in maintaining.

made 100 today trading... with much stress and difficulty. still pretty happy though. they pumped it big the second i closed my last trade too. oh well. intc is up big so i can't be mad, account recovering nicely and i hit my target for the day. need to chill, at one point i was down 600! did some revenge trading though. don't see my crush in the thread, she's probably hiding. want to say good morning and i miss you and we can still fix things up. keep me on your mind as i keep you on mine.

Paying estimated taxes is for cucks. Just save your cash flow and pay the penalty next year

thats cute

They won't cut in May

they could cut if price hikes from tariffs aren't negatively impacting buying
they were intending on cutting in the summer anyways

No, but this is being caused directly by massive tariffs upending global trade. Not just some random selloff.
Were you not around when the fed was injecting money during covid either?
I noticed you did not answer my question.
There is always a cause for economic turmoil, and it's always been the role of the fed to offer stability during it. You can deny it all you want, it won't change reality.

They may!

The FED is apolitical. Jerome(my nigga) Powell said this himself at the last press conference. They have metrics they look at and they decide what to do.
The FEDS job is absolutely to clean up after the president. He is everyones janitor. Wall street fucks up? Global trade systems? Oil sand niggers? Presidents? That is his fucking job, and he knows very well it is

baker?

Right here fren

Baker Mayfield?

fresh

With tarrifs doubling the cost of all Amazon products what does the Fed do?
Lower rates and add to inflation, print money and really add to inflation.
Fed has its hands tied behind its back unlike dumps of the past.

The Fed does not give a shit about companies like FAG7 getting heemed beyond whatever unemployment fallout arrives from them, but so long as the unemployment stays within reasonable range of the max 5% target, then it's fine by them.
2008 was very specifically about the banks. The reason the Fed cut to 0 was because borrowing was necessary to stop financial institutions from collapsing. Right bow, Banks are nowhere near that threshold of danger, especially after leveraging down because of 2022.

The Fed injected money during Covid because they literally had to, unemployment exploded and the global markets (literally every financial institution) was under destruction in a flash. This is directly economic and not a consequence of just a sour market.

CPI/PPI numbers are good. Unemployment numbers are excellent. Inflation as of March is down to a reasonable level. The Fed does not need to step in unless one of their specific mandates are threatened.

why must they be spammed so early

The consumer data for March and April is going to be good due to higher spending thanks to tarrif fears. While after April, the inflation from the tarrifs is going to start to appear in the data.

CPI/PPI numbers are good

Ok negative is the highest I’ll give you

Economic data always lags behind reality. Let me know how you feel about fed intervention in a month or two.

Like I said, the Fed doesn't need to step in unless their mandates are threatened. If Banks start going belly up or tarifflation spirals out of control, that's a reasonable point to step in. Otherwise, so long as their numbers are good and banks aren't threatened, why the fuck would they care if Tesla implodes?