/smg/ stock market general

Anyone who didn't expect this to be the end result deserves to have all their money taken away as well as their right to vote. Holy shit this was the most obvious play of all time. The tariff tantrum was so manufactured and retarded it was inevitable that the market would absolutely spike. Bunch of fucking faggot bears.

Bobo status?

Don't hide just buy

Bought VOO in my individual instead of my roth

N

Now we can close flat and be red tomorrow so I can buy back in…

2BILLION USD DAILY REVENUE CANCELLED

That’s why I’m wondering about auto’s because the details if the auto tariffs are included are murky/nonexistent

If you don't sell everything right now, then you be crazy!

bought Monday @ close

Right here.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

coping, seething, beheemed

I WAS PREACHING FROM THE HEAVENS THIS WAS THE INTERGENERATION AL BOTTOM

I cashed out some of the soxl i got this morning in case we get more chop to play with

kek

i screwed myself. turned into a panician. +60 for the day is the final tally, i was down 800 though. account is up massively however and i'll take that but i'm DONE trading this, had a 500 dollar gain and acted like an idiot trying to impress my mom and panicked, lost 1300 in like 2 minutes. gained most of it back but don't have the stomach to grasp for more. another day of learning i guess, could have been a day of celebration though. bigger number is making it easier to stomach though, and at least i don't have to sell any equity.

All in SPXS yesterday 10am. God hates me. He hates my gluttony and he hates my pride and he hates my greed and there seems to be no reason to believe that Jesus Christ died for my sins so now I’m a satanist. HEIL THE DEMIURGE

Brokers don't let me.

Just a reminder that CPI/PPI is tomorrow

:^)

I am holding my $10.5 4/17 expy calls. no matter what, chips are exempt from all this. I am hype for semiconductors

Won't include tariff shit, and a lot of retail won't understand that so think tariffs aren't affecting inflation, thus cause another rally.

bobo cope

Most of the reason for the sell off just vanished. This isn't a technical bounce. It's all of the sideline cash flooding straight back in.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a billion baggies getting HOOKED.

It can’t be though. Markets been down like a week how the fuck is that the inter generational bottom?

I meant that in a bullish sense because the last few have also been great news. So I was inferring the pump is just beginning.

Then why is walmart going up given all their chinese goods?

Breaking: Verizon and ATT networks go down due to high volume of short margin calls.

Now the markets are too euphoric. Time to pick up some cheap puts.

YOU PUSH IT

wtf? Trading View got pretty slow after Drumpf's announcement though

the market crashed over 20% in march. I was a bobo and even I sold and switched when you look at the fundamentals going forward with a smaller government who incentivizes business competition

Most of the reason for Trump being president just vanished. I’m antifa now. Fucking fat orange freak

Good shit. Make that money anon

Good fucking day.

locked sticky on Anon Babble

if its true that china is getting its tech production up it would be nice of them to pull a funny prank of taking taiwan back

anyone else sell the bottom?

Quality bantz from the jannies. They need a raise for that.

ha

A 125% tariff on China is infinitely worse than 10-25% tariffs on lots of other countries. If you can't recognize that, then you absolutely deserve to lose your money.

I MISSED THE BOTTOM

but... 5400 is still cheapies compared to 6300

should i cop more now?

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!

nigvid up 16,7%

125% raise!

YESTERDAY. YESTERDAY MARKETS WERE PLUMMETING. Today? MEH LEMME PUT A 90 DAY HOLD ON MY BALLS AND INTEGRITY. FUCK *CLAP* TRUMP *CLAP*

Bobo-sama, are you OK?

current markets dont care
and that impact wont be felt til the next FOMC anyways

You can wait and buy in later. We’ll be back and I’m not even a bobo..

sorry, i meant to say
I can't wait for another 10 weeks when all the retards realize we are now at war with Iran, and it was only a 90 day pause on the tariffs. So we get even more volatility.

yeah but the news said that they will not allow it to go under 5k that this would be where the institutions start pouring their trillions in

Imagine not going all in TQQQ yesterday when the nasdaq was down 25%

i finally dared to open my folio
only 10 grand lost due to Drumpf
that's okay
thought it was much, much worse

You still have time, buy before it's too late

You should have listened to Trump when he said buy now. Trust Trump.

Trump is like a bull in a china shop

Exactly this will ass blast Walmart, Target, Lowe’s, Home Depot, Best Buy… Imagine the price increases at Walmart, Lowe’s and Home Depot alone

now i just need to 20x my shit and everything will be fine but more likely i should just go jump in front of a train

Trump is like a bull

Indeed.

I voted for this

youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0 DAY TRADERS PARADISE

some tariffs postponed

the most important one significantly bumped

I really don't get what people are so excited about. we're still in shit.

I THOUGHT HE MEANT SPXS

down 20%

then up 4%

WOOOAHH DRUMPF SO BULLISH FOR MARKET MUCH WOW!

what an incredible rally. someone here must have made it today??? congratulations to you whoever you are, and congratulations to all the bulls that held strong as well, portfolio is up hugely and im happy for everyone (unless you were a leveraged bear, don't kill yourself if you lost it all)

i don't quite get why the market is so sensitive. if the banks just blast trillions like this wont they just be donating to the retail buyers of which the majority has just been dcaing the drop

We are not the same.

Even if he cancels every tariff on Europe and vise versa, it still doesn't change the fact that the main manufactorium of this planet is going to be absolutely raping the US consumer.
China is the main thing here and there is zero alternatives for their mass manufacturing, which gives them the power to just unload all expenses on the US public.
Trump will just keep on making everything more and more expensive for the average Joe by increasing the Chink tariffs and within months the pain will be felt really strongly.
This is a gigantic bull trap that's going to transfer trillions from normies to richfags.

people just want to make money. no one really cares about the real data but uses it as an excuse for the moves

China will easily evade tariffs on non end consumer products. Apple should be loser here but for some reason it's up more than the S&P500

Sorry about you puts, I guess.

Line is up, chinks are rekt, /smg/s moving fast. Good days.

tfw didn't buy yesterday

What the fuck is going on? I'm on my lunch break the fuck did I miss?

oh no not the heckin ihponerinos!!

Needn't bother following trends, economic data, Corp fundamentals and just follow whatever mood Trump is in this current hour.

lol

yes goy buy back in this is definitely not a bull trap

90 day pause on reciprocals except china

China shut down for three years during covid. Manufacturing was moving to other asian vassals. We were fine.

Because you're too autistic to get it. The previous narrative was "tariffs forever, it's over". Now the narrative is "tariffs were temporary/a bluff to get a better deal, now he's playing hardball with Chyna to get something out of them". Effectively the narrative totally changed.

Basically stop taking everything at face value.

lol fucking yuro faggots are so salty and do nothing but piss and moan all day every day.

honestly i don't trust him on this. the corpo guys will cry to him and he will eventually withdraw this too as they all know they don't have any way to replace the chink prod so quickly

This is just anecdotal, but I buy my everyday socks and undershirts at Walmart. The packs of socks already costed $18 for a 12 pack of socks and $30 for a pack of 5 shirts… Eventho I make good money there’s absolutely no fucking way I’m paying $40 for a 12pack of socks and $70 for a 5 pack of white shirts from fucking Walmart.

The lesson is when Trump says it's a good time to buy, do it.

buy now while rocketing

go green immediately

hedge the next couple of days

guarantee profit even if it reverts

there are ways to secure your profit you know

Clearly Trump is going to give signals about bullish and bearisih moves about to happen, so pay attention to his tweets

I will never change my policies

Nuts

AH might be funny.

Pay $20 for a 6 pack and $35 for a 2.5 pack

sp at +50%

Keep buying , slurp , its not over dont hesitate. Bulls are always WINNING, bears are always loosing and they also dont get to cum

hodler, -20% +4% = 16%
how hard is that to understand

youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

Trump said everyone was going to come out wanting to make a deal, and he said those who come to the table last will find there is no cake to be eaten. Hence the tariffs sticking on China. China is fucked now, only thing left to do is take away their "developing nation" status, and let them play ball in the big leagues.

-

The only way Xi can get out of this is if he suck's Trump's dick on Chinese state run TV, and all Chinese citizens are forced to watch. He must go to completion, and ingest.

a) how many fucking socks do you go through? b) much of clothes manufacturing was moved outside of china to countries like Vietnam and c) the consumer isn't going to eat 100% of the tariffs, that's not how it works.

I’m green again. How did that happen? Must be my SOXL slurps. With 3x leverage you can go anywhere you want.

Remember during corona how your transportation industry nearly ground to a halt when truck parts weren't available due to Chinese supply chains halting?
You probably don't, but they make all of this critical shit that keeps the world turning.
The basic maintenance of your systems are going to become really expensive, which will directly translate to expenses on the consumer.
This will be on top of everything else. It's just a compounding shitshow and the average person will pay heavily for it.

It's possible, though you got to remember it's his ego on the line here. Cucking to China would be the ultimate humiliation, that's if he can't spin it some way to look at least somewhat good.
Chinks aren't going to back down either, because this is their arch nemesis and cucking to the US would make them look weak as shit.
Which ever way it goes, this is going to be interesting.

dead cat bounce peaked
drop it like its stock
gap must be filled (to the downside)

everyone on the internet has assured me that a 10% tariff means the consumer has to pay an extra 10%. Trust the experts shitlord

been praying for wise leadership, harmony, and compromise for about 3 nights now. love when a prayer is answered. it looks like we aren't getting the argentina treatment and deals can now be reached. i'm so happy.

Lego anon, how are you so fucking based?

I don't even think that is going to fly. They're going to have to stop importing oil from Iran and also pay covid reparations.

yea i dont rememeber any of that
i do remember tripling my income thanks to trumps helicopter money and I look forward to a repeat. Sucks to be a mindless consumer, not my ptoblem.

made some oc

I knew something was up during premarket.

we are about to really drop it like its stock

How does the DSM V categorize a priapism due to intense long-lasting sexual pleasure at the thought of bears being HOOKED, erotic schadenfreude perhaps?

What sort of paraphilia is this? I've been rock all day.

yeah true china is special and its not even trump its for the whole west. maybe he can hold it but the pressure to stop it will be great. like i read earlier china can retaliate with not just higher tariffs but export bans on rare minerals and metals which will be a way bigger deal than tariffs on anons socks

yeah... idk
i'll just enjoy my folio recoovering a bit
already fired one dip buy into the abyss
wary of this bs... Drumpf will do something again, probably

Transportation was halted because the people needed to load and unload the trucks were forced into lockdown. It had nothing to do with broken parts nit getting replaced.

China will simply funnel everything through Vietnam or other countries

I imagine we're going to have some very angry chinkleaf posters before too long.

lmao
spy under 500
screencap this post

Check amazon. Last time I bough Hanes boxers they were cheaper than Walmart.

Someone is getting hooked right now, and I don't think it's bears.

captcha: SMG0J

lets go even further
in a few months
spy under 50
screencap this post

Unlike you I prefer to wear new socks every other week and I’m not paying $35 for kikey socks for 6 pairs made in Vietnam with a 200% mark up.

Couldn't be me

It's in his genes, he's just born based.

bobos arent capitulating yet
we still have a ways to go upward

Based fellow leverage bro
WGMI

if trump says later that china tariffs are off too we will recover back to sp ath. its just another pump like this there

Goldman Sachs rescinds their recession prediction

Tariffs on China are staying. This is only 90 days. Suddenly every other fundamental that was compounding this crash also vanished coincidently

that's it bobo, that's it. cope a little harder. almost there. send loss pics.

he probably got called back to his nation by the ccp

we could go back to 6300
we could also go to 3800
all depends on what mood Drumpf is in

So tomorrow Trump will change his mind on that also, right?

i wonder how they calculated that with the china risk still there

Hopefully this down turn is for the worse

I'm still up. I'm the one who called the late March crash six months ago. The bull trap that I knew was coming all along has officially just started.

your mistake is assuming fundamentals matter when trump is the president

Fundamentals still suck, too.. but Trump controls the market.

Yes yes, go on

Yes it's all of us that are dependent on their manufacturing and it's a really big liability.
Especially when it comes to the drug markets, which they almost completely own.
China has an absolute shitton of power and people don't even realize it, because "durr hurr China make plastic dog poop, they're a joke"

Except it did. They talked about this extensively at the time and companies had to start cannibalizing other trucks to keep things going.
Corona wasn't just some singular lockdown event where things didn't move at all. There was a gigantic supply chain shock that had ramifications for a year and a half at least.
I swear people have the memories of a goldfish.

This is so retarded. I should be day trading right now instead of sitting on my cash pile.

I couldn't find anything confirming what he posted

This crash was not about fundamentals

The stock market doesn't realize that the tariffs are still in place for China, EU, Canada, and Mexico lmao.

Chinese factories are already imposing unpaid holidays throughout the country. But you're right, is Trump going to tariff Africans?

It's about to go back down. Look at that chart on spy lol

Saved

imagine doing any business that requires months/years of planning ahead in this environment, holy fuck.

Buy American made Darn Tough socks with lifetime warranty.

g_d Anon Babble /smg/ is like a leftist schlong suckling TDS circle jerk

Are the auto tariffs still on? That’s a big one that I’m wondering about and there’s hardly any details on what’s actually happening.

EU, Canada

They put retaliation tariffs.

Mexico

The president is jewess with ties to the cartel.

i wonder what the gamblers reddit looks like at this time. must have been hitting a lot of knockouts and margin calls

Please power hour

Doesn’t matter. Keep buying.

That's why I'm so disappointed poem anon went back.

HEY BOBO COME HERE

power hour

What a dumb market. Just like that we are back at the all time high

The gap will be filled
either today
or tomorrow

the only gap getting filled is bobos ass

Is it china's turn to retaliate now? I'm losing track of who made the last move.

ONE BILLION PERCENT TARIFFS

Apple is selling off. People know that this isn't bullish news.

what the fuck I go to work out for two hours and look at this, I missed the bottom.
The market pumped almost 7% in less than 10 minutes. it's over for the regular investor unless your a crackhead watching the news every second

dumb market

retard retail

but what about china

ITS ONLY 90 DAYS!

DRUMPF WILL CHANGE HIS MIND

we'll make up the difference

war with iran??

but the other fundamentals?

J TRICKS!

U.S. Equities Held By Foreigners Has Increased From Less Than $1 Trillion In 1990 To $16 Trillion In 2025, Representing 18% Of The Entire U.S. Stock Market

That's why you gotta ABS
Always
Be
Slurping

here lies mumu - deaded by the stonks

I'm loving this volatility so much

here's the retrace

IT DO GO DOWN

I took the last 3 days off for this, but you can set limit orders to automatically execute at a certain price.

B..Bros...

kek this doesn't even make sense

Socks should be included in the CPI, at least a once a month purchase.

Words words words words, what is Trump a leftist now?

It makes sense. Remember that on monday a rumour leaked saying that there would be a 90 days pause.

I realy have a hard time reading this and deducting what he means.
I miss well written press letters

Well how many times did he cheat on his wife? He certainly is no conservative.

Why wouldnt vix shoot up more?

I truly believe that was a trial ballon that Treasury Bessent had set up to show Trump what would happen if he took the tariffs off after their fight at Mar-A-Largo Sunday

tldr most thirdies bent the knee, but China is being obstinate with their "face culture" and will get a paddling for it.

defense sector job I applied for randomly closed my application even though I had until the end of the month to submit my forms

Okay I guess.

I will translate for you.

China has shown significant disrespect to our family.

We are officially going to start charging them 125% tariffs, effective from now.

They are going to learn that the old way of doing business is no longer going to be how we do business.

More than 75 countries want to come over to kiss my ass and eat a steak dinner.

We'll talk to them first.

Thanks for listening,

I hope I triggered all of your stops.

Remember that on monday a rumour leaked saying that there would be a 90 days pause

Oh shiet I forgot. People thought it was a long con troll account.

Walter Bloomberg

That faggot Bessent is good.

Shinobu very sexy

>Thanks for listening,

>I hope I triggered all of your stops.

Based.

Alright instead of being a bitch I rolled my SPXS position from $8 to $7.5 and from May 2 to May 23. And I picked up another 5 contracts. May god have mercy on my soul.

Trumpler won

POWER HOUR
LETS FUCKIN' GO!

i dont even have to look at the markets anymore
dont need no tickers
i just need Anon Babblesmg/

nah he is saving the final card which will pump it back to ath as if nothing had happened

Auto tariffs of 25% are still on and the steel and aluminum tariffs are still on

poor fella

i hope it all dumps 20% overnight

TO THE MOON, MAN.

and big pharma ones are coming too
certain sectors should be careful

Good luck with your puts anon

have to read the president's private social media in order to trade the market

Trump's on!

That’s all dependent on Trump and Xi fighting on who will cuck on the world stage…

Ultra cope.

Charles Schwab and Bessent talked him into taking tariffs down

taking tariffs down

Didn't happen

well so far everything trump has said has just been trolling. did those mega tariffs last even half a week

oh look, they're talking about /smg/ on Bloomberg kek

The biggest indicator that this is all fake and gay is that none of the brokerages have had (((server issues))) logging in.
Whenever shit goes down they always lock the goys out.

You know what I mean nigger, down to 10% across the board reciprocal tariffs with all countries

MOM LOOK I'M ON TV!

at least it didn't go to zero like the certs always do on sweeps

Watch it brother

I sense a disturbance in the force. We'll be fucked in the next 30 mins

australia is a dog

she is so hot when she is angry...

I sure hope ching chong ping pong doesn't try to make a move on taiWON overnight in retaliation to big man orange, i will get the heeming of a lifetime

For current market sentiment I just go to a nice quiet spot around 15:30 and listen.

wake up

bought the bottom

Holy luck I thought we would dump for a few days more.

According to CME Fedwatch, they will not cut rates in May anymore.

It is strange considering Treasuries and bonds haven’t rallied…

she makes my stocks go up

300 BILLION
500 BILLION
YOU GET A BILLION YOU GET A BILLION

Does an F-150 have the GVWR to haul an entire board worth of bears? I think it might take a couple trips.

just made another 45 bucks trading. +105 today. i can be happy with that. obviously the last two days had huge opportunities that i missed out on, but i have to learn to be ok with that, this one i did NOT see coming, unlike yesterday, which i remain sour about. hope we pump and end at highs. i am very glad we are no longer at war with the rothschilds. tariffs remain, we may trade lower after this incredible pump, but wisdom and compromise did win the day after all. i wish i could say i knew it would all along but i was scared and depressed, not feeling that now.
youtube.com/watch?v=ILWSp0m9G2U

And even my Yankees are going to salvage the final game of this three game set vs. Detroit.

Cramer

Fuckin loll

I see you lost a bet. How long do you have to keep that trip?

OK.

We need to fill the SPY gap at 550, then we dump. We're almost there.

Kek

wtf are these gaps that people talk about?

ur mom's gap lmao gottem

550 I will blow my brains out

Did he all in in puts?

What to buy if a war over Taiwan kicks off? Aside from BOIL.

Uhhh, 6 more days?

Low IQ no matter what his affiliation is. Who lets an 80 year old man control their mind?

You can't have breakfast now, long nose.

Ok, this is funny. Sad as well but still pretty funny.

Locksneed

I find hilarous that no one knows or cares for Canada's current prime minister.

When you look at candle charts, often times there are large gaps between open/close of periods (in this chart, days). Because most trading is done with software, these gaps have a tendency to get "filled" both ways, because bots are autistic and it fucks with their statistics.

Areas where the market moved too quickly and don't have candlesticks or wicks to cover them. We always have to retrace to fill gaps because of esoteric (((reasons))).

I certainly couldn't tell ya

biggest bull trap of the year

ohh got it. im not looking at it autistically enough to see all the gaps and triangles and what not

Finn

Not autistic enough

Bro what. In all seriousness, this is why line charts are trash and you should disregard anyone using them.

ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

POOMP

The gaps are just trader voodoo not even autism. It only happens when you project daily candles that don't include the after hours trading. People say the same thing about bitcoin gaps on the CME even though it trades 24x7.

If you use Tradingview it's an indicator you can set. Value gap or whatever

Don't forget to long the bull trap with leverage.

不要

no, he's unironically going to walk back his embarrassing blunder.

Buddy don’t look at yields or gold computer.

More Trump

i listened, did you?

that's exactly what i prayed for 2 nights ago! that the stubborn would become flexible.

maybe it was a scheme for Drumpf and his friends to buy cheapies

his friends don't need a truth post, but he did buy some loyalty in his base with that post.

admitting when you're wrong and adjusting accordingly is the mark of a bad leader

kekekekekek
its funny how flexibility mindbreaks the dogmatic apostle of the communist religion.

I sold the dip and my entire future is gone. 60% of my life savings disappeared, and I can barely save any money ever since I moved out from my parents’ place. If I try to live the way I thought I would — buy a decent house, have some kids, wife stays at home — then a single car accident or unexpected hospital trip would send me straight into an inescapable debt hell. And that’s if I never go to a restaurant, take a plane, rent a hotel, go to a concert. I’m probably going to even cancel my gym membership and do bodyweight at home but it won’t help much. Nearly 30 and thought about moving back in with my parents because of this but they weren’t having it when I suggested it.
It’s over.

maybe

I trvsted the plan.

I am going to attribute this market recovery to the collection of healing crystals I have placed on my desk. Their mystical powers surely are responsible for the events we have witnessed today.

they're not your life savings if you're gambling with them

I have no more money

covered my swing bags today with puts, now guaranteed profit even if everything shits itself tomorrow or friday
phew, gambling is a dangerous thing man

Why not both?

well, they’re certainly not my life savings anymore

There is enough j.o. crystal having bitches in this thread already baggie

I wasn't done slurping

noooo i wanted $30k iphones.

thats nothing. all i have left is 40€. idk what kind of retard moment i got to put the remaining half into "cheap" bears

If you weren't parent maxing by this point you were never going to make it.

what the fuck did I say for you to jump on his dick? Also, he didn't admit he was wrong nigger.

China is big mad

THE GREATEST STATESMAN OF THE 21ST CENTURY.

should have read my posts more diligently i think, would have helped things a lot. think you could probably reconcile with your parents if you really try, and it's not too late to get back into the market with your remaining funds and get back into business, think there's a lot of upside yet to come.

Sell a kidney and a lung

Nah it's people that worked out how to graph the golden ratio in super high graphics and think they've got some psychic link to gods/god.. Bayes theory actually works here with mass sportsball gambling sites till they realize that's what you're doing and block/ban you. Free 8k.

wait what?
elaborate

fuck off

Trump team probably thinking like what the fuck does tiktok have to do with tariffs?

looks like tik tok's getting b& tomorrow

poor zoom zooms,

lol
he will pull those tariffs too

They're just going to avoid doing business with the united states directly and some third party intermediaries in europe are going to act as middle men for both parties at a 5-10% profit cut.

I didnt buy anything
I didnt sell anything

also look at this shit, didn't he just a few days ago said something like "the market won't dictate our policies"?
your president is makes decisions like a child but you won't dare admit it because you hate the Dems or commies or some other manufactured opponent.

I sold the dip

Bold move fren but I’m assuming it didn’t pay off.

wouldn't that be funny

I'm glad you listened

That's objectively the Salvador president

perhaps the last two words of that post will summarize how it went

Thanks for playing!

can we blockade china? trump said yes we can, I said I wanna ride ya nuts cause I think your the man

please be unreal

You use prices off other sites against other sites using Bayes theorem, obviously you do need to know the sportsball (horses here) alittle. It's a win-win overtime. There's yt's on it, or there was a few years ago.

We've created a shock to the economy that's going to trigger a bad recession now regardless of what policy decisions are made on tariffs. We close the SPY 550 gap this week and then start the multi-year long grind downward next week.

its closing above 10% at this rate

It’s your chance to take over the world, De Bruyne!

Goldman Sachs rescinds recession baseline hours after announcing it amid tariff turmoil

lol
lmao even

Genuinely can't understand why you'd sell at a yuge loss unless you really needed that money desperately, in which case you shouldn't be gambling on stocks with it anyway. Just baghold nigga, line will go back up again even if it takes a while

I love this volatility right now, easy scalping.

Just wait for the next crash next week. Though you probably shouldn't be trading if you aren't already aware of the volatility right now.

bull season open goys get those bags

odds bag
evens sell before close

my president makes yuruwelfareKWEENs seethe, and californians seethe, and troons seethe.

he's fulfilling the mandate that won him my vote.

10 more minutes fags. Figure out what Easter candy you *actually* want.

This is called the art of the deal, everyone is going to do more business with the Americans, and China is going to get fucked. This is all we ever wanted, and we got everything we wanted.

Don't think I've ever been +10% on a single day.

I didnt buy anything
I didnt sell anything

are you fucking kidding me?
wtf did I miss?
why are we neon green right now?

if AH crashes because retail got boxed out after buying in, I will be fucking howling in laughter

noooooo my stops!

man... "better trade deals for the american worker"
who gives a FUCK about the american worker

he cucked
the 90 day pause was real
he raised tariffs on china to 125 tho lmao

how do you even prepare for a 6% blast? they come so fast you have no time to react to it

It would certainly be extremely funny

but.... we're retail.

doubt it. it will pump to 15% there because everyone is hyper desperate to buy

ya but we're one of the good ones
right??

It would be extremely painful

1 more hour

1 more week

1 more quarter

1 more fiscal year

Niggers, I…

You can't react, only anticipate. Though Trump just set a precedent where he alerts a bullish move before it happens. Maybe he will do this for the next bearish move. Pretty sure from here on out the entire market is going to move based on every analysis of each letter that he posts. If there's anything that can be construed as something negative coming, the market's going to sell off. And that's when this rally should be sold imo

why’s they’re going to be one? I at least made a comfy $500 back by buying BRK.B while it was already going up today

you missed the bottom you stupid nigger

Even though the reciprocal tariffs paused, the 10% tariffs are still in effect. Pay up foreign wagies, kek.

they're paused
reciprocals simply got reduced to 10% on those that didn't retaliate, but they still oblige to the 90 day pause

Also, he signed the alerting post as DJT. So any posts that are signed that way looking forward should be scrutinized as signals

It's China's turn to retaliate. As soon as they do, I will squelch the rally. It might not cause a crash but with all the shit going on there's bound to be something that does coupled with that.

Scoops unironically how are you not a millionaire with your bullshit tech job?

Heeming inflation is more important

the problem with that is when you're already down. bagholding when you need to double your money to be in the green again isn't a good feeling.

Bobos seethe at this.

this is so, so fucking lame.
I literally had $100k sitting in my account, ready for us to hit that 20% down (which we briefly did!)

I guess I got a little bit of stuff at a good deal, but this is still super gay

ecstatic about this but do notice soxx is at pre-tariff announcement levels. i'm not one to believe in fundamentals or a rational market but even so seems a bit overdone to the upside and would NOT be surprised if tomorrow is a big down day. the media probably already wrote bearish headlines to run too so they won't have to rewrite any scripts and can get to work on friday's dribble. i won't be here for it, i'll get back to trading on friday. i have a few hours in the morning but i don't want to ruin my mood for my event were things to go wrong.

Now do YTD.

the government takes half my income through this gay thing called “income tax”

Um, o-ok... heh.. it'll go up?

China nuked Seattle. The world is healing.

then fucking hedge
why do you people just let shit sit there and get caught flat footed
whatever losses you eat in premiums or taxes is worth not having your net worth cut in half

HOLY FUCKO ITS STILL GOING UP

ETRADE DOWN THE FIX IS IN

kek germans getting cocky now

Something tells me tomorrow will have people crying.

Yeah it's extremely hard to get ahead even when you are paid well. Between income tax and capital gains tax you really can't get far ahead.

TOTAL.
BOBO.
CAPITULATION.

income tax

non tariff trade barrier

Tears of joy, I agree

didn't buy the dip

it's up 29%

China is probably planning something and waiting until the market closes to do so.

With the risk free rate above 4%? Never

+12.67%

DING DING DING HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU NIGGERS DO TODAY

+9%

ding ding and shit, +11.43%, a nice break from getting buttfucked the last few weeks

All I know is if I hit 7 figs before scoops on my part time pittance I am rubbing it in his face. I shouldn't be outpacing him trading boomer shit.

9.17%

Bubbles always, always, always

always

ALWAYS

follow the meme chart.

+5.79%

absolutely retarded on a 7 fig account.

Please recycle, not another bake.

can't ding post no images left.

+7.07%

+22% caught almost all of that soxl move
Bought some nvdq a little early, but it's a hedge if Xi does some Chimping tonight

imagine being one of those faggot republicans who tried to limit the president's power on tariffs, those poor bastards are so fucked now that they're getting replaced with SUPER ULTRA MAGA Republican candidates.

+20.5%
daily record for me

+1.5%. my comeback starts here

lost everything

+8.43% entirely on closing my shorts and pivoting, and it went far enough up that I'm now covered (on my mover money, still a lot in cash because I don't trust these markets, will wait for some stable entry points if the bull is back on)
but I won't lie I was sweating

+7.39%

hmmm Elon talked the 0% tariff thing to at the italian congress with Meloni and now German PM says exact same thing guess it’s happening next week when Meloni goes and get’s the easy W

Nothing I've read suggest that. However, I might be wrong. Waiting on the text of the order.

+18%

healing of nigvid.

I SUCCESSFULLY BOUGHT THE DIP AAAAA

+5.96%
Should have bought more of the dip

recycle the other thread that got made, so this is the new one