/smg/ stock market general

We should never have done business with communists, we should have been trying to topple the CCP for the last half century instead of building them up and legitimizing that evil idealogy.

idealogy

I'm coming off a bender.

OIL?

ok that's based

oil tourists

lol

WHICH ONE I CAN'T DECIDE

What happens when gas prices go up?

two in each hand and the rest on your face

Niggerish for $hood

Truly the niggest of brokers.

IT'S CALLED A PREDICTION MARKET

serious crabbing

Eventually, Trump's billionaire friends will have had enough of his antics, drag him to some adrenochrome dungeon and sacrifice him to the money God JHWH.

The dump is priced in but maybe we get an aggressive bounce for 2 weeks before hitting the resistance and dumping harder.

they really can't let go off that 500.

im thinking squeeze shorts

Elon calling Peter Navarro a retard on Twitter is bullish for TSLA

5K is just a really pretty number to be honest
let's just stay here forever

Inshallah

Paul Graham has said: Trade wars often turn into real wars. I wonder if this is the point where China blockades Taiwan.

biz /smg/ is moving so fast I think someone made a bot farm to fuck with us

What is that fed dingus talking about

Fed doesn't care about stock markets. It cares about bond markets. As of now I suspect no change ("hard to predict, will continue to mmonitor...").

What a pro: she doesn't forget the balls.

the fed saved us in '08

no the fed arguably caused '08, or at least contributed significantly
when the housing market was petering out they put extra pressure on it by raising interest rates.
everyone needs to stop being fed apologists, stop thinking that they have your best interests in mind or are here to help. they aren't. they can fix problems but at great cost (inflation) and they are either malignant or benign, and right now they are malignant. lower interest rates are in the country's best interest. they are good for everyone and lower the cost of government borrowing, which we do every year. an argument can be made that higher rates make the dollar stronger but strong dollar is also not a problem at the moment, and it effects ordinary people's lives far less than interest rates.
if they lowered rates it would be fantastic, it doesn't reduce their capacity at all to print money in a crisis, which is the "good" thing they are capable of doing. they can do that endlessly.

Elon is so goddamn cringe.

Incredibly fake and bugchasingly gay.
Nothing happened, just marks getting fleeced in the casino while insiders take the plunder

mr billiam clintus caused 08' THOUGH

If china has to fire even one shot Xi will consider it a failure. We don't need bullets anymore.

that is the good thing about women with high bodycounts

Hahaha I was one of them.

I am just there to shitpost because they are really easy to fuck with.

I cant believe stocks are up on the total impending destruction of major companies like Apple, Walmart, Target, Tesla, NVDA, etc
Nah he's cool

I'm trying to get banned but it isn't working

yes, it's called stocks

Smells like reddit in there

i just wonder who invited them. surely they wont just come out of there on their own

you forgot to say bazinga

Nobody believes trump will continue with this insane tariff experiment.

GUSH

You need to get your fart sniffer recalibrated then. I am there to intentionally piss off the ledditor troons who moved there during the GME days.
All Anon Babble does is whine about le DRUMPF instead of talking about trades.

I do

boosh

i want to touch his tummy

ah thats why we pump

what could even force it in the red today anyways
market optimism is just unbeatable

I'm up 4% today
This can't be right

Someone will check when next jobs and CPI is, find out its tomorrow, then mash the sell button 30 minutes before close

this picture says a lot i think. really hoping the bottom is in. gonna eat a bit and then i think i'll focus on anime girls for the rest of the day, unless i get a real clear direction on something to trade. +125 today btw

Same

I did NOT expect Amazon to cancel Chinese orders by a shitload hahahahahhaha. Amazon gonna cancel Twitch too when they realize zoomies cannot afford to buy games and OF girls anymore?

oops the sweep is on

OMFG WHAT IS THAT

wtfwt

WTFWT

Top recession indicators?

News as it were: Trump said BE COOL.

Mumubros... are we finally unbeheeming ourselves?

It’ll all get sorted out..

PUMP

Wait, tomorrow isn't FOMC, why is Jerome talking?

Why are we up today?

JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon Warns Recession Now 'Likely Outcome'

Hasn't this nigger said this every day for the last 2 weeks or something? Or is my news ticker just recycling old headlines

sea pee and pee pee data

Now I'm really happy about the SOXL I bought this morning

How are bank stocks looking?

that big ass drop on yields

so it was bonds

How 2 get over fear of losing money on investments?

and just like that the pump melted away

i keep getting palestinian and chinese propaganda when i scroll through my instagram

how do i convince the algo to keep showing me beautiful nearly nude females instead of this shit

KRE is down 15% since April 2

Big box stores like Walmart and Amazon are all gonna get heemed with these tariffs.

Now the Nintendo Switch 2 release is indefinitely delayed in China, holy keks

Just stop caring, it's that easy.

You don't. It is a type of learned helplessness instead.

The one thing Trump said that he seems to have forgotten is that the US glowie/shadow government class is worse than any foreign government. I don't give a fuck about China, the US elites are just mad they've been playing the globalist game better than them the past 35 years.

Retaliatory tariffs are on imports from the US, right? Wouldn't it be smarter if they did this:

Drumpf says +50% on imports from Vietnam to fix trade deficit

be Vietnam

decide to tariff exports to America +50%

it still fixes trade deficits but now you (Vietnam) take all the tariff money the Amerimutts would have taken and they can tariff you 0% because they already have the same price increases they desired to fix the trade imbalance

if invest, you may lose your money. if you won't, you will lose your money.

realistically you just commit to the DCA meme and dont think about it
but a healthy amount of fear is good, keeps you on your toes

I don't get it: if Navarro is wrong about tariffs, then why did Elon a build a car factory in China so he could sell to chinks? Bitchtits has no critical thinking ability.

Bessent describes bond selloff as 'uncomfortable but normal deleveraging'

damn he's pissed

pumping just seems random at this point

Have a boomer investment account and one you can fuck around with. Only problem is if you're tight on money, you should prioritize your safe account over your meme account.

play xcom 2 ironman mode until you learn to live with catastrophic loss
only then can you truly master the market

At least 40% short term fixed income. Don't buy long bonds they are a meme and completely invalidate the point of having a nice liquidity cushion.

fucking what is this movement holy cannoli

Experience is all. You develop a numbness over time. It does help to consider all of the funds in your trading account as disposable and be prepared to lose all of it (lol).

what the fuck is going on

4.... THOUSAND PERCENT

What the fuck is going on with this market, things are genuinely moving like a pumped penny stock.

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT?

fuck just lost everything

VIXcoin getting rugpulled

I presume it's because of the 10Y bond auction that opened fifteen minutes ago, coincides with the initial pump, and now the affect is just snowballing

What the fuck was that?

yipeeee I can't wait for Jerome's speech to rugpull the market

TRUMP:90-DAY PAUSE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

Same but opposite

whoa nelly

what the fuck man im going to personally kill this piece of shit

Drumpf focusing on Chyna

WTFWT

It's honestly unreal how much money gets pushed around

90 DAY PAUSE WAS REAL

HE PAUSED ON RECIPROCALS

HE FUCKING DID IT

Is it real this time?

ART OF THE DEAL

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Japanon puts btfo

niggervideo up 10% today

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how the fuck do they keep getting away with such blatant market manipulation. so thats why he said now is a good time to buy but where the fuck did this money come from

Good Lord

made 300 bucks grabbing some soxl in that candle. you guys sure about the 90 day pause? i don't see news. i see bloomberg headling is upping the china tariff.

I fucking knew I should have bought the dip right below 5000. Fucking hell.
I'll just listen to you lads and learn to ball. Thanks for all the (you)s. Might as well just print this pic out and put it on my wall.

he actually cucked and paused
lmao

the market's werent delusional after all
hassett was right

Kek what a bitch

I got these two back to back in my ticker

President Trump says Authorized A 90 Day Pause On Tariffs; 90-Day Pause Applies To Reciprocal And 10% Tariffs; 90-Day Pause Effective Immediately

President Trump Says Raising China Tariff To 125%, Effective Immediately

12% now

TO THE MOON

shitcoin market

O YE OF LITTLE FAITH!

Yeah because it's from the same post

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah it's really crazy how much money there is sloshing around in this system.
These moves are also a good indicator of how absolutely fucking wild things are going to get, when the money masses start rotating to a different sector.
If you're now in some 100 mil small market cap company, like let's say it's a solar company and the orange retard suddenly says he like solar energy, even a small money rotation out of the larger markets would probably make you like 20x in a single day.
There's just so much money that it's not even reasonable to expect any valuations to be tied to things like sensible p/e ratios.

You sure about that?

Trump is raising tariffs on China to 125%

BRO IS THIS ASSHOLE TRYING TO KILL US ALL HAHAHAHAHAHHA

idk if i should just double down on shorts after this gay ass fake pump or kill myself

DAMN trump's tweet was right

I'm back in the 4 digits, it's a miracle!

I had faith and now I don’t. Fuck this shit.

Why is everything rallying? Did I miss something?

this is actually a horrible news and markets are ecstatic, lmao

I don't think 125% China tariffs is bullish. This will kill Amazon, Walmart, Apple, and a bunch of other companies.

Hes cucking!
honk honk

BREAKING NEWS

DAVID TQQQ, HEIR TO THE TQQQ FAMILY FORTUNE, ACQUITTED OF ALL CHARGES. "NOT GUILTY"

Yes Drumpf did the thing

We are all getting free sloppies from broke Asian housewives

lmao

This shit is hilarious

left or right?

Now if he'd just eliminate that capital gains tax we can really moon

SPACESUITS TQQQ BROS. BUST THEM OUT

oh man, my short straddle is up bigly

eh nothing ever happens, I’ll take a quick shower

Yeah thanks Trump

TRUMP: 90 DAY TARIFF PAUSE ON NONRETALIATING COUNTRIES

the number on China no longer matters. When he cranked it to 104% it just made it clear that trade with China would be temporarily untenable. So any number beyond this makes no difference as the situation is unchanged.

You know what to do

You were warned about going martingale on short positions....

Clown market.

So, last chance to get out?

last chance to get IN before the dip is fully over

my TQQQ just cum shotted

TRUMP: LOWERING RECIPROCAL TARIFF OF 10% EFFECTIVE NOW

TRUMP: 90 DAY TARIFF PAUSE ON NONRETALIATING COUNTRIES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HE BEND THE KNEE

KWAB

Yes. Sell immediately

yeah probably. desperately been trying to get some money to pay bills and these scam sweeps constantly kill whatever gains i make. i was up 80% and now back to zero with 50€ left

bent the knee

while keeping tariffs on China at 125%

LOWERING RECIPROCAL TARIFF OF 10%

Lowering to what 0%?

So it was just bait to get China to bite, so we could tell them to fuck off?

I did not buy SQQQ earlier, but considered it.

No idea, he's unpredictable. I closed puts that were in heavy profit and I'm trying to swing on the next few days of what I assume will be uplift.
Could go either way.

I am euphoric bros

USA

MY PRESIDENT, I VOTED FOR THIS; I AM PROFITTING OFF OF THIS. I LOVE BEING SO FUCKING RIGHT

I did the same thing, hovered over the buy button and everything but then stopped myself because I knew if I was panicking that hard the market was about to turn

middest bitch on the planet

I had 3 CLF $8 calls for 5/23 and I sold them LITERALLY MINUTES AGO when it was $6.98 now it’s up 12% to almost $8 on news?????? WHAT THE FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

Is he still doing pharmaceutical tariffs?

SOXL SISTERS MY CALLS

never doubted the emperor

my port

so much for that gay shit about trust meaning anything for the markets

bull trap of the century right here

I was seriously thinking of going all in on SOXS earlier today.

me before Drump reversal:

it's over - i should kms - i dont care how much more i lose

me after Drumpf reversal:

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

you just cant win

SHUT UP BITCH; YOU CAVE IN ONCE AGAIN

The market started pumping before Trump made his tweet, is't that insider trading or summit?

Explain Germ, pausing so you can negotiate makes sense to me. And I'm not even for most of these tariffs.

and that right there is why DCA always wins

Anon, drumpf even said you should buy.

this is so fucking good, I have completely recoovered and now making fat green wads

What happened to the “market is still pricing in tariffs being reversed?” They get reversed, and it pumps

So, last chance to get out?

yes. if you're not shorting this bounce on the highs, you're basically a fucking amateur. i'll be laughing a week or 2 from now when we're right the fuck back down and all these people got sucked in

not if you need money within a week instead of after 50 years

Bobos never get to cum

shot squeeze relief rally that won't last
why the fuck is apple 12% when tariffs with china are now over 100%?

another fake pump

should i buy more now?
still cheapies
but as soon as i do it will dump again
fugg

so bobos how many of you shorted the bottom??

SHUT UP PUSSY, there's no need ot negotiatenow that you paused them.

he will double down now and lose all of his profits

MR. PRESIDENT NO THAT'S FINANCIAL ADVICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Biggest, stinkiest bull trap in history being witnessed

if I inverse myself, I win

It's that easy.

thanks for the shortentry TRUMP

Me
I even thought about either going long or staying out today because of the feds

My puts expire in over a year, and I bought them well above these levels. I will win in the end.

Seems like apple and tesla would be a prime shorting target.

LOCKED IN THE GAINS! I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH THIS GIANT DILDO BEING OBLITERATED.

i don't trust you. bears never win

stinkiest Bobo cope ITT

probably not today. maybe threaten to tack those on at the end of the 90 day.

I hope some leftist faggot who takes it in the ass on the weekends and is a tranny ally black lives matter type lost twice his life savings just now.

China must be steamed

This dumb bounce is your LAST chance to get out of the market. No one cares about 10% tariff on EU or India. It's all about China.

This is Trump literally giving his wall st buddies exit liquidity

anyways

I'm RECOOOOOOVERING

I used my gains to reshort yesterday's garbage, $AGL

Like hams?

missed the generational bottom... again

yep, the recession after this bullshit that he caused is going to come anyway now

why the fuck is apple 12% when tariffs with china are now over 100%?

market is euphoric right now. they're drunk. once they sober up they will realize that all this is still bearish overall

t.....this isn't over mumu

Man I lucked out, I knew to sell on the 2nd and I bought back on at the very bottom. Made a nice chunk.

The gaps from liberation day are filled now. We're going downward.

it is

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BULLS ARE ALWAYS WINNING, BEARS DONT GET TO CUM. STAY IN CHASTITY BOBOSISSY

I bought a tqqq put

teehee

I FUCKING BOUGHT SPXL YESTERDAY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS IM ABOUT TO BECOME SUPERRICH >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'll give it a few hours until people start to realize "wait a minute trade with china is still shut off and 90% of US companies are dependent on chinese labor" and we start to drill back down

AHJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE FUCK IS THIS PING PONG MARKET SHIT

tfw you didn't scoop up single digit SOXL

emperor giving the people an ecxiting market,

And this is why this has been an opportunity. It's literally just a long list of positive catalysts that all of this nonsense is setting up. This was bound to happen soon.

The market started pumping before Trump made his tweet, is't that insider trading or summit?

Trump had all his jewish hedgefund buddies alerted first. Technically not insider info since it's juts a political policy change. Which means hundreds of billions of dollars were just stolen from retail traders.

tfw you didn't scoop up single digit SOXL

I'm sure we'll be able to do that next week. This is a flipper's market right now.

So now we have at 150% tariff on China including the 25% Venezuela oil tariff…. Trump really is going to put the world in our corner and hopefully bring manufacturing back but there’s going to be some short term pain for consoomers…

honestly i'm just fine averagine 3% monthly returns without any stress

They said the tariffs had already been priced in too

Trump administration backs off Nvidia's H20 chip crackdown after Mar-a-Lago dinner, NPR reports

i knew the emperor was on my side..

what a clown show

I'm also shorting some other garbage: NUTX

must be algos going apeshit.

how many trillions did they even dump in the market to make this insanity happen

I literally took a break to jerk off and now I'm 35k richer

Also I’m wondering how China will retaliate because they desperately need to sell their shit here or they will collapse before us… Could they seize our manufacturing facilities there or would the Chinese people revolt against Xi?

Could’ve bought NVDA at 83 dollars yesterday I’m sure there’s massive amounts of retail right now that are happy

all that was priced in when it bottomed in 22. What we're pricing in right now is the US singlehandedly winning WW3 in less than two weeks in 2027. Consult the orb if you would

wanted to buy today

money transfer to brokerage still pending

now it's pumping

Cashgang

Im liquidating all my 401k positions today, recession still here.

Everyone sold and held cash and waited and now are putting it back in.

my IBKR app is so fucking laging from all the people trading right now kek

Sp500 is about 50 tril, so... 5 trillion alone there.

and just like that whatever bullshit the market originally worried about is gone?

i never sold
i held
because the one constant in this universe is that nothing ever happens

Sell what you bought yesterday lol

Yes
Thanks for playing

ok, fuck it, I've seen enough for today. going to play some vidya.

house committee on trade is live. there is potential for some kino here:
youtube.com/watch?v=v68Ft5ZrmFE

The market doesn't give a shit about that stuff they just don't want to be stuck holding the bag.

had a chance to more than half the cost average of one of my current stinkers

believed bobo instead

it's up 20% today

SOXL primed to have a 60% day

kek

it's still cheap...
thinking about it...

It's a bounce to close the gaps we made.

Sup Bobo you retarded Bear.

NVDA

not AMD, PLTR or AVGO

90 DAY PAUSE
NINETY DAY
lmao, that's more than he's been in office hAHHAHAAH, where's the urgency now?

and just like that whatever bullshit the market originally worried about is gone?

Yes, which has been my point all week. The doomers all rolling out their go-to bubble popping shit they default to for every dip is meaningless. This entire thing is just immediately reversed the moment trump starts incorporating the concession side of the art of the deal shit.

We are all making money

Drumpf faced with reality
that fat fuck would never have imagined he would case such mayhem
now he needs to backpeddle

Thread's moving too fast for me to believe this.

btw I told y'all it would end up like this, with a change of narrative.

YES!

THIS IS TRUMPS MARKET

MAINSTREET RULES AND WALLSTREET GETS KEKHOLDED

Meanwhile, this dip takes care of any pull back expectations we had before. Now NVDA is free to go to new highs since this was already tested. Shit was healthy in the end.

kek he's not pausing tariffs on the EU

welp, i got wiped out. thats what i get for selling covered calls to try to eek out some money. this whole system is rigged.

Based goblina appreciator.

he's gotta get a deal with OPEC to save my OIL bag

Selling calls?
In this volatility?

ok drumpf you're ok for now

HARD LANDING ACHIEVED

Glorious. I should've bought more when he said to be cool and buy, but I was already basically all in.

I think the market is rigged, i think PE is too high, i dislike Trump. I still bought the dip.

feels silly but seeing how massive the 5k resistance is you're most likely right. no matter how much pressure there is to dump it will always bounce back to 5k quickly with infinite bank money

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

Jesus mane

Imagine investing in china. lol lmao even.

selling calls when line goes down

LMAo

You retained your training, my son.

BEAR HUNT

1pbtid

let's gooo dip buyers always win

I SOLD EVERYTHING

Trump is going to take a shit and change his mind. All Cash, bitches!

you were supposed to sell puts anon.

this pump was HFT rigged to get some frens out like how do i go yell at my kid then come back and everything up 10% on whole watchlist?

Why isn’t anyone considering what china will try to do to retaliate? I mean euphoria is good and all but…

BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent: This was Trump's strategy all along, you might even say he goaded China into a bad position. He told me strategy on Sunday.

honk honk

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT

semis gonna run into some resistance here shortly. If it blows through, that's pretty huge tho.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES

we dont think about things that happen tomorrow
we worry about today
then we oooooo or aaaaaa depending on what happens

my broker doesnt let me do anything buy sell covered calls.

I believe it was Ben Graham who said:

The market is trying to troll your ass; don't get trolled.

What if china invades Taiwan over this beckase they have nothing left to lose?

APOLOGIZE
archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22470511/#22471574

They banned US films, which is fine cuz Hollywood needs to croak already

My orb's been on the blink for a while

its over forget the bullshit about tariffs and recessions. we are going to see the biggest bullrun of our lifetime investing.com/news/stock-market-news/goldmans-flood-says-big-buyers-are-eyeing-sp-500-below-5000-3975934

¡lo siento, ese!

Id laugh. This market is cooked, sell the bounce.

it would literally be the end of the CCP.
shortest chinese dynasty ever

If NVDA closes over 113 that's insane

Thanks for the easiest short in market history

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

VIX 100+ circuit breakers every 15 minutes

you can time the market.. the chosen one did you made money of it?

Based

post this tomorrow plz and thank you

anon that's not an orb! you're being led astray!

This is a good feeling

don't get raped by returning instituational buyers. 5k is the bottom where they storm in

Man I can't believe how lucky I am for how I played that. Sold at the top and also got to buy the bottom

You sold them at strikes above your cost basis, right anon? Right anon?

Time to get a new broker

What are you doing???

NOT YET

Btw, how come no circuit breakers when up 7%? Y'all need to slow down and absorb the situation

Yes I boughted on Monday how could you tell?

sp 100% pump

Hassett really leaked what their real strategy was Monday and faked out what should have been a much lower bottom.
Incredible. I should have read the tea leaves better, I thought this at the time but I just didn't trust that Trump would do it.

Sorry, bud WE GAAN.

my gookfu has that same outfit

he doesn't understand the narrative change

Drumpf was in over his head so he focused on Chyna so he could cuck out on everything else. He doesn't want to fuck with the rest of the world again, now it's gonna be Chyna Chyna Chyna. And eventually they'll reach some kind of deal, he'll declare epic victory and everything will be fine again. It's literally over.

pics or it didnt happen

That’s what I’m saying we were already showing recession signs.
I’m not saying it will happen but imagine how angry those bugs are right now… Either Xi looks like a little bitch on the world stage and their economy goes into a depression and he gets gadaffi’d or Xi use the only card they have left of invading Taiwan.

Up 8% so I sold. I’ll be back when we sell off again.. Tech is going crazy. Retail companies, too..

isn't that only for dumps

Holy shit you faggots are coping SO hard

Cope.

Nice pump. Sold another 5% of my folio. Fuck this nigger market.

unironically this
it's just roulette at this point
nobody knows what the fat fuck will do next
not even his closest "advisors", as we saw

I ain't falling for that shit again. Every time i post pictures you guys save them and turn them into memes.

Up over 20% today

So this is the power of a retard leverage portfolio

Me

AAPL up 11%

don't get greedy now

She has that like something is wrong with me look. Breast cancer in her 40's or something. I don't wish that on her, but something just seems sickly.

china moving on taiwan results in Xi getting gaddafid either way

i would probably make more reliable gains on roulette

Circuit breakers did go off a couple mins after the tweet. SOXL was halted briefly, etc.

Yeah, I thought the same since they were in a hurry to shuush the rumour.

WOAH a 10% move on nasdaq is absolutely fucking wild

Seems like he's their canary. From now on, if he leaks something I'll put more weight into it.

Does anyone know if auto tariffs came off?

New bread freshly baked

Flatex and Trade Republic are dead. This fake pump is only accessible for billionaire buddies of Trumps.

new bread

he said just reciprocals
targeted stuff still seems to be in place (for now)

Guys, what about the 2 billion daily? The revenue?

Too slow, old man.

wtf

My little AMD call is up 300%. Should have bought more calls lol.

why do you oppress me so

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!

fed will probably pump it some more