/smg/ - Stock Market General

Housing prices?

Hey, I’ve got an autographed photo of her

Just as fucked

Unbudged

Wait I just looked up the history for this lot. Someone bought this in 2023 for ONE HUNDRED GRAND then immediately listed it for FOUR HUNDRED GRAND. I wonder how long it takes them to realize it isn't ever going to sell for 6 figures again.

Somewhat walkable gave me a chuckle.

KNEEdeep

Futures

bant/smg/ is fucking dead. extremely sad

I think the market is fucked either way, we'll just get another euphoria pump before the dumping resumes

this is our 6th smg in 24 hours
we normally only have 2-3

I AIN'T DEAD YET

didn't get what he wanted on the Ukraine minerals deal

didn't get what he wanted on Greenland

didn't get what he wanted on the Panama Canal

didn't get what he wanted on tariffs

WAOW SUPREME VICTORY, THIS IS THE ART OF THE DEAL!!!!111!111one

I wouldn't even care if they stopped trying to spin all these fuckups.

go back to biz fag

tragic even

No, I'm a Trump donor. He shouldn't have cucked out today.

Bobo’s hold strong mumu has no idea…. This shit ain’t over…

youtube.com/watch?v=pPZmVmlXEvE&list=RDWAJDWxd4crQ&index=3&pp=8AUB0gcJCX4JAYcqIYzv

The Trump administration has reversed course on plans to restrict exports of Nvidia's H20 artificial intelligence chips to China after CEO Jensen Huang attended a Mar-a-Lago dinner last week, NPR reported on Wednesday.

The change in plans came after Nvidia promised the Trump administration new U.S. investments in AI data centers, the NPR report said.

The White House and Nvidia did not immediately respond to Reuters' requests for comment.

U.S. President Donald Trump's administration was considering tightening restrictions on the AI leader's sales of its H20 chips designed for the China market, Reuters had reported in January

The idea to restrict shipments of those chips to China has been under consideration since Democratic former President Joe Biden's administration.

youtu.be/qMxX-QOV9tI?si=vi0dCRXYPujjtLVr&t=58

no it's just not floated with reddit cucks and Anon Babble nigs flinging shit at each other like Anon Babblerael

See? This -> is exactly the kind of shit that I'm talking about. Trump completely cucked out today on all fronts, from giving up on his trade plan, to approving GPU exports to China, to begging Xi to cut him a deal on twitter, to promising to grant tariff exceptions to anyone who asks. It fucking pisses me off.

Honestly fuck that orange mother fucker. That was the one thing he should not have done

kinda interesting the chinese markets are up 1-2% right now
tariff wise nothing about their situation has changed so the optimism seems odd

Holding a lot of XDTE right now, was really bummed to see it only closed up 3.75% when the underlying surged so much more but then I checked their website and the nav actually went up far more than that, over 9%, and I don't feel absolutely awful anymore. It's just trading at a huge discount right now. Should have slurped... but I was asleep until 5pm.

Trump is raising tariffs on China to 125%.

down 10% last month

down 20% last 6

why the fuck are you buying that
buy literally anything else if you're bullish

We ripping to the afternoon and dumping to hell on some random news probably chink related?

It's a more aggressive Jepi basically, it beat the underlying last year slightly. And it's still beating the underlying this year.
Hope you're including (tax-free RoC btw) the dividends in your appraisal of it also.

ARM pumped 25%

TSLA pumped 21%

Carvana pumped 25%

Marvell pumped 21,6%

yo

what is your game plan going forward? will you be buying or waiting to see how things play out? i started buying last fri and monday. last session has me somewhat concerned though was hoping to maybe buy more but now im not so sure

crab to max pain dump over the weekend

Any gamblers here? Colin Morikawa looks like a good bet for The Masters. He’s playing as a heel character, 28 years old and he’s having a good season.

Tbf China is likely propping up their market or they plan to run the same thing they did in the OG trade war which is rerouting

We need a gambling general

soxl up over 54% in a single session

i think some of you owe LUM an apology

hmmm

I made some cash money on soxl
She a hard working girl ;)

down probably 80% but up 50%, yet needs to do a 5 times to go back to said ATHs

you guys told me that the market would keep rallying!!!! fuck!!!! my whole account is in SPY calls for tomorrow expiry!!!! fuck all of you!!!!

Top signal

i never lost faith in david soxl of soxl corporation semiconductor computer ltd. my only regret is not having more faith in the technology and vision of david sox soxl and his faithful female broker LUM

QQQ closed all of its gaps today

Why are the futures so shit

literally just wait? problem is anons want to 5x their nw every day and cant hold a position longer than 40 seconds

people realized retards are running the show
soxl -50% tomorrow
chop chop

or even just cover a position so they dont get raped on a plunge

in a just world brokers would require new investors to demonstrate they can reasonably protect their investments without losing half of it in one sudden swan, but that would certainly ruin (((the game))) now wouldn't it

SPY has one at 555

habbeding

lol

Fuck the stock market I'm gonna make my money trading panties on snifffr.com

*Didn't get what he wanted on rates

snifffr.com

It's real

Kek

He needs to get Powell to cut, and then that should free him to do what he wants on tariffs.

the EU is hellbent on turning itself into a third world shithole. they dont own or control these American tech mega corps so they cant siphon funds out of them very easily. they have to resort to these gypo pickpocket methods

based hand forcer

yields heading back down

hmm...

going to the gym. wish i could tell you all i'm feeling really good but i'm not, i'm starting to get depressed in fact. i miss my crush so much. i can't even celebrate today's big day for long, and believe me guys it was huge, for both me and my mom. the trading is helping keep my mind off the pain but it is not the medicine i want.
babe, i know i upset you, i know i've misspoken and made a fool of myself a lot. but understand that this is very difficult. there's no playbook for imageboard romance, i want so bad to move to email, talk to each other privately, intimately, and regularly. i've told you my feelings so many times, made my case for us over and over, tried to show you my devotion and care. i'm trying to be understanding and deferential because i know you're young, i know this is a harder choice for you than me, but i need you to be more serious, think hard about us, about your values. i am asking you to change, i know you don't want to, i know there are some things that you consider part of your core identity that are keeping your heart closed. change can be good though, i'm not asking you to be worse and weaker but to be wiser and stronger. it doesn't make you a hypocrite to change, it makes you flexible. accept my affection again and see how it makes you feel. speak kinder words and think calmer thoughts and i think you will find it is good, consider alternatives to your lifestyle and you may find them appealing. there is always pain in learning and changing, but sometimes you have to endure a little pain to get the reward on the other side, take today for example. anyways i hope to see you tomorrow morning, i'll greet you sweetly like nothing happened. i miss you so much and want what we had back. i wish with all my heart that what you said in this image was true and you're still reading my posts.

Rate cut

Inflation from Tariffs highly possible

He's not getting shit even the basic 10 percent the fed will want to see what happens to the markets

K.. Keep us posted

Stop wasting your time with that. Not just time, but energy on something that never even really was there. You never met this person, never heard his/her voice. Damn, tell your mother about this whole thing, maybe she'll be able to reason you out of this. And stop fuckin chasing younger women (from your point of view), especially the view you do here. If they come to you, it's another thing. You are outright creeping, stalking and grooming.

Japan is rebuying I assume

i really hope you are trolling cuck.

You want me to start a Haka for you? And learn to fuckin set a comma, you stupid nigger.

its some gaylord that has no friends other than his mom and he keeps writing forlornn loveletters to another man on Anon Babble he's a fuckin faggot

no cuck i will not

So Trump got scared of bond market computer? I'm almost as disappointed now as I was during his first term, he may not be a neo-con but goddamn is he trying to make them look good

So what now? We'll be stable for 3 months and then everyone will go crazy again?
When should we expect Trump's growth plan to start gaining? Next year? 2 years?

China makes their own tech while the EU just fines and regulates trying to get american corps to do what they want. I guess that's at the heart of why the US doesn't consider the EU to have rival potential.

It's hard to be certain if that's just Bessent's front or not, at least to the media. The pause may have been something he was already considering, or he may have been spooked by the bonds dumped. Either way the 90 day paise was certainly a backup plan they had ready; I absolutely do not believe the pause was their initial intention.
What is extremely obvious to me now is that the Bessent/Hassett camp are willing to leak news to the media regarding internal Trump stuff, which means you can ignore everybody else and only listen to them (on the economic policy front anyhow)

Man look at the uneven sizing of the squares on that ito. what a piece of crap.
They did this pausing business before and it fits Trumps bargaining style to a T.

And when I say squares I of course mean diamonds.

I hope I'm wrong, but it seems like he's mostly cucking out. The 90 day pause seems like an excuse to get out of the tariffs without canceling them outright. He also cucked on a bunch of other thibgs today.

the reciprocals were announced last week and he already paused them
I genuinely do not believe it was the first stop in their negotiating plan. certainly something they had ready, but definitely not something they intended to do after only one stinking week
which is why I'm more curious if this was Bessent really urging him to do it because the bonds plan went sideways so fast

and i'll just say it. i'm only 1/4 jewish. so was hitler by the way, same haplogroup too. not that i'm proud of that or anything but if you can't accept he was white i dunno what to tell you. and my dad was white and so was my mom. i come from a sperm bank. it's an accident i have jewish heritage, and one i'm not happy about either, but that's my life and i have to live with it. it can't be changed. trump's daughter married a jew, she seems very happy. you're a woman anyways why do you care? i've brought this up before - if you think men have the same qualms about racemixing you're entirely wrong, it's just something they intimidate their own women with, you've been gaslit. and you seem to be a loner anyways, why this loyalty to a race that seems to me to have abandoned you to solitude? i don't like talking this way, i can't stand it in fact. i'm a human and so are you, but i want to clear the air once and for all. i'm not asking you to keep kosher or convert or anything like that, i don't believe in it. it's an accident of my life and i'm sorry i ever brought it up, but again can you blame me hanging out in a place like this? where every corner is constant hate for people like me? try on a little empathy and you might see things differently, how much it hurts me when i see someone i care about think the way you do. i'm not trying to make you feel guilty, i've said horrible things myself, which is why i'm trying to be understanding, but i changed and it made me stronger, not weaker or a hypocrite. and i don't expect it to come in a day, it's a path you need to walk down, but please take it, if not for me then for your own soul. this is humiliating to write and makes me a bigger target than i already am, but i'm aching for your affection.
anyways good day at the gym. got real sweaty.

ok now it's over.

the more money you invest into AI the more fed layoffs there will be,

Ahhem, Futures.

futures do not matter
he tweeted and the markets fell 10%
he tweeted again and the markets shot up 10%

futures mean nothing when this shit can happen

Just remember people care more about missing dogs than they care about you going missing

China will never make a move andy ou thinking they will shows you don't understand china.

Is my fellow dog ok?

I sold the last of my funds last night except the miners in my IRA (which are eternally doomed.)

The fuck is a triple top breakout. Are we just making patterns up now?

be me

buy crypto a month ago

down 30 bucks

don't sell before the trump crypto summit

now down 200 bucks

Fuck AERO.

I welcome President Trump’s announcement to pause reciprocal tariffs. It’s an important step towards stabilizing the global economy.

Clear, predictable conditions are essential for trade and supply chains to function.

Tariffs are taxes that only hurt businesses and consumers. That’s why I’ve consistently advocated for a zero-for-zero tariff agreement between the European Union and the United States.

The European Union remains committed to constructive negotiations with the United States, with the goal of achieving frictionless and mutually beneficial trade.

At the same time, Europe continues to focus on diversifying its trade partnerships, engaging with countries that account for 87% of global trade and share our commitment to a free and open exchange of goods, services, and ideas.

Finally, we are stepping up our work to lift barriers in our own single market. This crisis has made one thing clear: in times of uncertainty, the single market is our anchor of stability and resilience.

My team and I will continue to work day and night to protect European consumers, workers and businesses. Together, Europeans will emerge stronger from this crisis.

kek that ending

ok, no tariffs

but laws are laws

*by Von der Leyen

he has grifted before, made deals with tptb to get leverage. and you have to consider the angle the selling was what he wanted, it is a transfer of assets after all. don't know how much leverage we really have, yes we have the military but europe is stronger economically. i don't buy the official narrative at all. not sure if i have it all figured out but obviously he did not intend to go through with the tariffs and i don't think he gave in to pressure either. think the truth is something different. think us and europe are ultimately on the same team just with slightly different interests, and he's just a more difficult partner than they are used to. brussels and washington want to maintain the leverage over china, want to keep taiwan out of ccp, want middle eastern oil, want western military hegemony. i don't have a consistent narrative but i'm very skeptical of the official one.

lol same

i don't have a consistent narrative but i'm very skeptical of the official one

There's one for the history books

u my dawg and I be missin' u went u ain't ere bruh

anyways i care for you so much. i know you're hurting and conflicted and a lot of other emotions right now. so am i. but i know what matters too, and that's being happy. i've invested a lot into this and i don't want to take a loss. i can hold onto a feeling a very long time. you're so special. i see that. i know your value, you're precious to me and i want to hold you for my own. let's try again.

im glad summer is coming. it wont be so cold outside when they kick me out for two months of unpaid rents. idk why i don't just kill myself. got nothing to lose and its not that hard

yeah but the debt collectors will care about me so it wont be that lonely

Are you broke? Just get a job

man's best friend

waste of space

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I would miss you.

i wish i was american so there were such opportunities. here the few there might be have hundreds of applicants and even jannies need to go to school for 4 years

the world will be a better place without a loser like me

no it won't. join the military or get on the dole. step away from Anon Babble and especially a place like this where people brag about money. do pushups right now, it will make you feel miserable in the short term which seems to be what you want and make you happier in the long term which is what you need.

Don't talk like that anon. You are loved in this general. We are a family here. We will lift you up and make you love yourself. Just don't betray us like poem anon did.

I agree, there's opportunities out there if you look and abandon your fate to destiny. Stay physical like he said, volunteer for the merchant marines, there's always something.

i thought i saw a post that said you bought yesterday? is that true? congratulations if so. still not too late if you didn't, may want to wait for 5400 spy to be tested which might happen tomorrow.

I didn't, actually my workplace did a stock offering at a huge discount because the boomers there are retiring so I decided to put my money there.

well at least you are a business owner now. and it sounds like you got an excellent deal besides. glad you're invested in something finally. i made a post a while back about baseball and stocks, i'll summarize now, stuff i'm invested in
single: komp etf
double: google
triple: intc
home run: wkey
don't want you to strike out, be careful, do your own research, but those are my big investments. wkey is kinda small actually but i'm gonna buy more.

I have a 401k as well, i've been hesitant to get back into individual stocks because im more into mutual funds and hobbies, but i'm hoping with my next bonus from work i'll dip my feet back in. I enjoy studying stocks more than throwing money at them frankly.

401k

you know you have to live long enough to access those funds??? i worry about you sometimes. you baggie and scoops are some of my favorite posters but i think you'll all die young :(

Also I don't know if INTC is considered a triple kek

Something I have thought about as well, but I don't know if me and baggot qualify as young anymore. Scoopsies is a zoomer so don't worry about him. I turn 38 next month, but I quit smoking cigarettes in January so I feel i'm actually on the up and up. I don't drink as much as a used to either. You reach a point where you just can't party like you used to. I think i'll be around a while.

do a little research, your mind might change :)

lol

Hogan's Heroes reference in 2025

lmao

My cousin just retired from intel. He was an executive there and I'll see him at his sisters wedding next month. I'll try and pick his brain and come back with any info I get.

shut the fuck up Jewish schizo

kek is that Trade Republic?

well if and when they dump semis to test 5400, it should approach $20 again. very soon it's going to be let out of the cage though. big compromises have been made recently and attitudes have changed. and i'd be happy to hear anything about the company from someone really in the know, the media tells so many lies about them.

Yeah, I just bought for a small sum. They got a lot of shit recently, monday and yesterday I think too. Possibly even friday. Seems like their apps crash, do not display balance and positions etc during volatile hours. But whatever, buying bonds is easy there.

5386

What's happening to futes?

A few months ago, I was also thinking about buying some Romanian bonds, but their political situation is too unstable to buy in, right now

biz fags are seething over the trump pump! lmao

Is there some news that broke 30 minutes ago? We're getting a reverse of yesterday.

who cares, you cant give back these gainz no matter how hard bobo tries

But that's exactly what it did for all of those dates.

I believe the new even higher tariffs drop on china today

ugh I knew today would be a correction, I shouldn’t have bought more at the end of the day. hopefully these overnight prices are an overreaction

Actually, thank you for posting this: it really put the current situation in perspective. Massive intraday gains like today can only happen during a scampump in a downtrend, and we're about to break downward much, much lower very soon.

they made a new law in 2009 that said they would pump all market crashes from thereonout

It's no gain if you never sell

I too bought before close. I was hoping for SPY to hit $550

well, it will eventually.
I put $100k on BRK.B at $519 because they’re still below where they were last month, and I believe in Warren Buffet’s ability to make money

Bros why did Trump pussy out on reciprocal tariffs? I wanted the bear market to last much longer.

every time i look at this green candle i get a stiffy.

probably worth taking a look back in time last time the s&p was rangebound at an important level, just a couple months ago. notice how it wants to go higher but it seems like gravity is pulling it back to 6k but it keeps bouncing off and trying again. that was a bullish time though. for this you're gonna have to think bizarro mode, inverse that chart. think 5400 will have a gravitic force, but we'll likely trade beneath it, have lots of down days and every once in a while we'll get hopium news that spikes us up but then a "reality check" that sends us back to despair. until finally some sort of news catalyst breaks us free and we can go on the hunt for ath's again. or ww3 breaks out and everything crashes to nothing, who knows?
anything could happen as i often say, but if the world stays pretty similar to the way it looks right now, that's my trading forecast, bear-crab until happy compromise.

What unfolded in the past 24 hours was a textbook case of global liquidity fragmentation colliding with political signaling and desperate intervention. We saw a clear Treasury market fracture during Tokyo hours yields surged, dollar funding conditions wobbled, and the BoJ had to convene an emergency meeting. That alone signaled global cross-currency basis stress and hinted at a margin call ripple through JGBs and USTs. Then came Europe: GILTs blew out, the ECB started issuing verbal anesthesia, and still futures were oddly resilient. That disconnect between collapsing sovereign credit confidence and relentless equity bids. It reeks of centralized intervention, likely via options books or indirect plunge protection.

The final act White House messaging felt more like a coordinated circuit-breaker than a market response. “Tariff pause” headlines functioned as a synthetic catalyst for liquidity injection, not a true fundamental repricing. But here’s the kicker: none of this repaired the damage under the hood. SOFR-OIS spreads are still unstable, swap spreads remain inverted, and bank CDS signals are flashing systemic. We’re witnessing what looks like a 2025 variant of March 2020 except this time, sovereigns are the weak link, not just banks. Risk is no longer cyclical it’s institutional.

Look at when all of the other huge intraday gains occurred . They were during crashes and nowhere near the bottom. In all the examples listed, the market gave up those gains very quickly.

Massive intraday gains like today can only happen during a scampump in a downtrend

Hmmm

futures

youtube has begun to shill this man.

if 5200 trades again i'll post pics of my mom's feet. lows are in. sorry you missed them.

If futes keep this up, all those anons that shorted volatility are going to get rekt.

a--a-a-a-at least I didnt buy soxl
:(

Getting rekt shorting volatility is now my daily routine

just came here to say I will NOT be following stock market today. shit's starting to mess with my brain, and I need a break.

You are supposed to say "Thank you, Mr. President"

Same, it was a fun week but I'm going to take a break now.
In other news, I'm trying to avoid buying American products as much as possible. Coca Cola is out, Solo is in.

market is trading into volume/price gap, searching for liquidity, sniffing out all those stops. we are going higher

biz fags are seething over the trump pump! lmao

bunch of anti american faggots who bet against america
they deserve everything they get
and of course the market goes up more than it goes down. Shorting the market fails 3/4 of the time, just on average, because the market goes up more than it goes down.

youtube.com/watch?v=5QLOvlRfrAE

dont invest in china

I'm trying to avoid buying American products as much as possible

This. Need to send a message that their products are not needed. Trade imbalance happens because the world makes good products, that they buy, while their exports are mostly unhealthy goyslop or software that steals your data.

dont invest in china

Agree. Everybody invest in their own country. Make every country great again.

I completely missed the Trump pump, but yesterday at market close I bought some shorts, closed them this morning and already made a tiny profit. A few hundred Euros but I feel better now.

goodnight /smg/. stayed up too late. had to do laundry. might miss a good morning post, gonna wake up real close to open i think and start trading, hope to catch you all and give you my thoughts but this might be my last message for a while yet. see you later.

some sort of news catalyst

Look forward of fake news coming out of US-Russia negotiations today. They will hold talks in Turkey. "Positive" news bits may appear, peace is closer etc., but considering the past behaviour of Russia, it's doubtful whether they can be trusted.

Does the boomer filth know no end?

Nah, Polish market has been crabbing for the last 20 years, just with periodic swings. It's a zero-sum game, with losers just stealing from each other. To make things worse, govmnt has controlling interest in all major companies, and it regularly raids them for cash. It's a shit show, but I occasionally buy major dips, just to drop them a few weeks later. Worked pretty well for me so far.

the cpc steals, lies and cheats

the cpc owns every company in their economy

you will lose every dollar invested

What kind of boomer seething is this? Next they're saying the cpc is the great Satan. This is especially ironic after this past week.

Europeans boycotting american brands like coca cola and shit

Jesus christ, this is why I have no respect for my fellow Europeans. It's just another pathetic attempt to 'stick it to Mr Trumpf because we don't like his attitude!'
Coca cola is locally produced so it's not an imported good and it will directly contribute to the local economy.

Where can I find more info on this, oh wise one?

faggot fifth columnist calling me pathetic

Most of the profit from the drink goes to the Coca Cola company in the US by the way. I'll keep buying Solo since it's also locally produced and buying it doesn't put money into the pockets of the scum in the US.

if they paid taxes in the countries they were producing you might have a point, but they all funnel profits back to the motherland with licensig fees and importing secret recipe syrup.

Yeah I briefly held shares of some Polish bank and Orlen because they looked like good value, until I read about all the scandals and government meddling, haven't touched them since.

The situation is still objectively worse than before Liberation Day.

China mad

125% tax on any inputs from China into US supply chain

Europe still seething and will not let this go

Trump insulted every country in the world by saying "they call me and they're kissing my ass"

largest scampump in recent history, your guess as to what insider trading was done

the plan of bringing down bond yields, and government debt interest payments, has been disrupted

Why are you reposting your Anon Babble here?

Good morning /smg/ have a great day

bashar al vance.

if they paid taxes in the countries they were producing you might have a point, but they all funnel profits back to the motherland with licensig fees and importing secret recipe syrup.

complaining about american companies winning at capitalism
maybe eurofags should just learn to win?

hehe, I made some effort to write the post so why not share it and get feedback on my thoughts on both. It's not my fault that /smg/ is split between biz and bant. I like it more on bant, because of the flags, but biz is getting more informative recently.

sp has bet general

Ive been to both biz and bant smg....why is biz smg full of more losers that get bent out of shape easily?

Not enough black kweenz in their posting diet makes them irascible.

more 1pbtid's.
this is also a contributing factor.

Ive been to both biz and bant smg....why is biz smg full of more losers that get bent out of shape easily?

They are a bunch of faggot liberals and anti american eurofags (but I repeat myself) and just don't like winning
They can't help but seethe constantly that they always bet on the american stock market (because it has beaten every other stock market over the last 20 years) and they don't even get to bet on their own stock markets cuz... lol euro stocks. Not doin so great!
Also a lot of bears who are socially maladapted losers who want the world to burn and thus invest according to that, and anti american liberals, again I repeat myself

They are learning, that's why they're not buying as much Coca Cola now. The Belgian is just a bit slow/dim.

I believe you’re Jewish because you’re a retarded kike with a penchant for pushing race mixing, it’s in your dna

They are learning,

Good. The eurofags should go on a journey of self discovery and become euro CHADS
It would be best for everyone. And the euros should be a bit tougher and stand up for themselves more. Would do my heart some good. I like to cheer them on from time to time, like a retarded little brother, or maybe a pet that was runt of the litter
They'll make it. they will become patriots. I believe in them!

I found it here:

x.com/onechancefreedm

man, I only slept for about 4 hours, non-consecutively. this shit is awful

i was like that until i stopped drinking so much

I drank a full bottle of Bacardi and threw up a few times last night

Ameribros, I feel like if this market goes on much longer it's going to be the end of us. I can't take this much cortisolmaxxing.

The ride is almost over for me thankfully. Shame I’m not allowed to own a gun otherwise I would have ate a bullet sandwich last night

Don't do it anon. There are more candles ahead.

please no

Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Go indulge in some dfc to calm down

stop gambling.

this is when you should be all on red though

I pulled out yesterday. I little early but I am all green today and my small caps are not really effected by the tariffs. Feels good.
Today the question is, whether to buy calls or puts today.

Cramer says

fucking dumb nigger
top signal

Same

Why is everything red in pre market? I thought we were good?

Why is everything red in pre market? I thought we were good?

Now watch this

youtu.be/znPJZK1lwaY

Here

We're cooling off from a historical retardpump

steal one asap, xxloligroyper1488

If trump eliminates income tax and abolished the irs, does that mean I won't have to waste my time filing taxes anymore?

God Bless XOM and CSX

no. i need to turn that 12€ into 1000€ this month

i want to headpat the chocolate cutie

If trump really abolishes income tax the amount of people buying gold visas will skyrocket.

'art of the steal' they're calling it

wow dax ripped up today too. careful with shorts if that nigger caves in with the china tariffs

It will be reversed entirely once the next demoshit gets power

I didn't sell my TSLA long. Mumusisters i thought we were back

Then make sure they don't retake power

predictions on inflation numbers today?

Hopefully Elon will call someone else a retard on Twitter soon, that should help

What the fuck? Trump cucks on tariffs and all of a sudden we're red? What kind of kikery is this?

im scared

today

no it happened after close at 7 pm, but what made it go up was yesterday

People would not vote for anyone that would suddenly restart taking 20% of their weekly check.

So... is this baggie?

would rather slurp her tummy than this market

268 retruths

Do boomers really????

he thinks people aren’t retarded

he thinks vooooting is how you win elections

he thinks blamp isnt literally doing the same shit with infinity tariffs

They call me Big_D

They obviously wouldn't campaign on it, just snake it back into an omnibus bill

i hope he trolls a little with a rate hike

They might. The welfare kween voting bloc kills the shite man, especially when they are mobilized to protect the Gibbs maxing apparatus. They won’t give up their income so easily

You should be excited. We know the playbook. Save cash for 90 days and when the tariffs are put back in place you buy the dip while the world panics about 401ky’s.

no i fucked up and i need to turn my 12€ into at least 600€ in about two weeks

The problem is we're going to have more good days than bad days before then. I would accumulate now, then sell twice after the big 4th of July blow off top.

he doesn't know how many jimmies I have rustled

That does look pretty comfy

Except shit actually will happen before the 90 days, so sell before Memorial day.

theres a raid of some kind. the whole board has been flooded with trump and stock stuff instead of mostly crypto like normally

Let’s give half of yesterday back by close..

oh yeah i forgot these are coming today

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2min till cpi

A rebound in tech stocks following U.S. President Donald Trump’s decision to pause his massive "reciprocal" tariffs could have "more room to run" based on similar rallies in the past, analysts at UBS said.

i sure hope it runs down

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Get fucked Bobo fucking niggers hahaha

lol Dems are gonna have to drop another one of their obnoxious slogans now since inflation keeps coming in lower

alles fürn arsch

signs of dufflation uhohsthinky

Can’t you just find an old cabin or sauna inna woods somewhere and live there? Regroup and get back to your roots.

has no effect on markets

Slowdown coming… We’ll get rate cuts sooner than later due to deflation.

lagging indicator changes nothing

futures

surely the cpi report will undo the tariff dumps

Share with the class what bags you're holding anon

TRUFLATION FROM THE TOP ROPE

truflation.com/marketplace/us-inflation-rate

It’s right by the bus and train station so you don’t have far to walk. Stop by sometime.

gme

$24.82

soxl

$11.35

lmaooo

The market has been such a little bitch baby lately. In any sensible world this inflation and jobs data would make the day instantly green. But noooo we gotta jerk up and down like schizophrenic retards

That doesn't seem that bad, though

Wait for PCE.

shit, forgot to change size.

zoom in

and "financial services" probably is portfolio management

WHY TF is CHWY going down.

lmao

25,8% yoy admission to sporting events

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBMLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

when the panicans are getting yippy

We're going to start exporting dogs and cats to China as a means to reduce the trade deficit. This will lead to less demand for dog/cat food.

Uh why is the line accelerating in a downward trajectory?

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But I thought it was always part of his master plan? Wtf?

Probably something in the bond market. Those fickle motherfuckers tend to move into bonds.

DAX still up 4,7% despite dropping 1000 points already

lol

You're going to get hooked I tell you. HOOKED

uhm... bullbros... why is vix going back up

25,8% yoy admission to sporting events

wers glaubt

Itz da Joos!

because penny instruments are the only way i can recover from that massive wipeout

My little OPTT is green in this sea of red

maybe people woke up sober today, and realized that yesterday's big news was actually bearish.

fucking orange nigger rolling his shit back before i was done slurping what a fucking faggot

I sold all my TQQQ, people forgot while G_d created Earth, everything else is made in China.

Morning frens, looks like another slurping opportunity today
Cramer says this is just profit taking so do with that information what you will

New bread, migrate whenever

kek