/smg/ stock market general

Am I wrong for thinking this is fishy. How can they initiate a loan when the money was there? They should have initiated it sooner if they wanted to.
I should have just done a wire transfer today and wouldn't have paid any fees

All my neighbors have been getting tree and branch work done on their properties lately. Ive got the most dangerous tree in back hanging over my neighbor but im not paying for that shit.

Did Buffet buy back in yet

your cash from the trade wasnt settled. yes it is jewish its literally called scwab

lets see who the truths rape today

you're not wrong

But money market mutual funds should settle in T+1 so by the day they initiated the loan (today) I had the money and it was instantly closed out.
I expected to pay the interest it just bothers me they do it like that.

Niggers. I need a little sister. Not buying back in today..

your homeowner's policy will cover and damage it does. problem: they will send a claim investigator out and they may determine this was preventable and inevitable, leaving you liable.

Fucking jews thrive on technicalities when it's in their favor and then flub everything when it's not.

I love the single seats
In fact there should only be single seats

9 minutes

What is a cuck stool?

Bros, what are we expecting.
Futures are not making me feel good but we had two lower than expected Inflation and EU are pausing.

Tree law has many many nuances. I'm no expert, but my understanding in my state is:

you can trim anything over your property line

but not if doing so would kill the tree

your neighbor can have someone assess the tree and tell you it's a danger and you must cut it

if your neighbor doesn't ask you to cut it and it falls then it's their problem

Do you consider yourself as bad as my nigger neighbours that planted trees right at the wall, eroding it? My father is too nice, not living there and the most conflictaverse person I know. But when I inherit this, I'll probably confront them and ask them to cut everything down or just sue them. Problem is, that my father has pretty much accepted it for years, so legally it could in the end even be difficult for some of those.

The trees on the right are objectively illegal though, as there is a road next to them and it's not even their property iirc (in contrat to those front-left)

And from the branches you can see to lhe left there is an even larger tree.

Someone I know who is awful at getting into things before big drops said he bought the dip yesterday. I wonder if this will play out like usual.

lol, well they haven't asked me yet

If it's hanging over their property technically they can do something about it, if they feel like it. I trim all my own trees except for the really tall stuff I can't get to, those tree trimmers are insanely overpriced. Only problem is if it damages something on their property like their fence etc., as mentioned

I let my oak tree that hangs over my neighbor's driveway get a little out of control a few years ago and she told me she was going to have her yard guys trim it, but I didn't want those dumbfucks hacking up my tree so I got out there and trimmed it the same day just so it would be done correctly.

Ah, Turkey looks nice this time of year

lube up bobo it's time

futures blood red on all great news

Probably means something like single seat, dutch is just a silly language

Inflation falls to 4 year low

After the market spent the last four years freaking the fuck out about inflation data

Now it completely ignores it

Lol what a joke. The market just hates that Trump is doing it huh

I'm the neighbor in this situation actually and the tree isn't dying but it's clearly defective the way it's growing and will be a problem some day. I've casually brought it up but they like the tree (no shit it doesn't drop the leaves in your yard or hang over your house).

alright bobo this might hurt a little just breathe

There should only be loveseats

Deflationary fears.

What a gay retarded market

c'mon bobo just the tip, just this once. I thought you love me

Because OIL is dragging CPI down. And Core PCe could still be fucked

Starting to feel really good about trimming my soxl yesterday

LOL yeah fucking right. Inflation AND deflation can't both be reasons to panic sell. Deflation has literally been the goal the entire time.

Just relax bobo

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINZ

Just a little bit more it feels so good

People FOMO dip buying today.

Growth fears + deflation = ?

Niggers lost
Jews lost
Trump lied
Trannies died

Nice work. I like it. /smg/ meet up here someday.

Yeah time to not pay attention to the market today. Some major kikery.

After the exit liquidity yesterday people waking up and realizing we still have 10% baseline tariff on everyone and 125% tariff on China and that recession is coming.

Really hate how you have two camps of people editing tattoos on otherwise nice artwork. I can only imagine when Indians start doing it too.

How does this even happen?

Oh yes this market wants higher

morning /smg/. already made $60 which is my daily target, bought nugt at open and sold on the first uptick. watching a lot of stuff this morning, semis, biotechs, regional banks, looking to trade more, horoscope said it was a really good day for my work. i do however want to be safer, take rides not gambles, and look for clear direction and play small. 5400 is a key level to watch on the s&p, and today a very important day. pay attention to the market and what is winning.

I would like to speak with the manager, please.
Core CPI is down, and the market is still crashing.

china not flooding the economy with cheap products = recession

!doubt

The original artist put those on himself kek

Return to normal Volatility.

Stupid slutty dragon. There’s giantess art of her but I don’t have any of it.

But seriously thats not Germany

All I see is a cool CPI and a president that cares.

This is the most retarded shit I've seen in a while

Because PPI is high. Input costs are rising but prices are not being passed on.

Wait, what makes you think that?

das "minus davorschreiben" beginnt

I'm out of money to buy anything. Bought too many dips. See you guys next month.

soxl keks will not be receiving an apology for this -15% performance

What, the market suddenly not caring about good inflation data? I agree

face melting rally up by a cheeto-colored boomer or the very rational pull back (that should drop 5%)?

just a healthy pullback before the rip

PPI isn't out until tomorrow

Good man

What the absolute fuck is the tangible difference between 1:30 PM yesterday and right now??? What the fuck, did the market forget what happened yesterday already? Holy shit man is this trash run by goldfish?

QUICK WERE HAVING DEFLATION DROP THE TVRIFFS

That rally was proceeded by some of the fastest collapses in market history. The rally was the pullback.

fraud day. the whole white house should be in jail

This is absolute jewry.

Priced in

Yeah, I rather meant the past PPI. But also my expectation is that it's going to be higher than CPI with in mind.

People are just selling their 15% in a day rip

According to Cramer this is purely profit taking

hello no news nigger

Up and down
Buy and sell
You're a clown
Go to hell

WERE HAVING DEFLATION

*laughs in Warren Buffett*

mumu shits will know pain

Look we have a free market economy, and if the staffers and white house insiders want to take part in it, that is perfectly fine.

lose all games from yesterday for absolutely no reason

You're mad at the wrong people you fucking idiot

Hoping most people who bought yesterday have some fucking BALLS

alright algos are done spazzing we can resume the retard pump

Though I also agree bleached tattoos are stupid. The superiority of whites is implicitly understood by all. Chinks get facial surgery to look more like us. Whites made the greatest civilizations, kikes fear the white and basically no one else. And lastly and I think this says a lot whites are the only race on earth that has no slur actually stings us. That has to point to some deep, primal understanding of our place at the top.

WHY DIDNT YOU TRIM 30% OF YOUR GAINS?! I THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE TRADERS

I bought dirt cheap puts at close yesterday on SOXL. I'm printing boys

You have to tier those purchases all the way to zero, fren.

goyim

It's not racespecific, but that derives from the fact know that jews are not racist, haha

alright... boring. I'm going for a swim

That's a compliment considering the alternative

they just cant stop buying can they? Theres just not enough SPY shares to go around huh? Selling like hot cakes in less than 24hrs. Went from no one wants that trash to no one can hit buy fast enough. someone ought to invent a way to buy as much spy as possible in seconds. that's what we need.

Looks like another selling day to me, it's deep red?

Und danach ne Pommes.

All I can say is diversity for Israel

here's the trump link folks, you can add it to every smg bake now

Trump BS announcements (check often?)

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

I'm short VIX.

nigga they wont stop buying. were above 532 when we should be at, AT LEAST, 515

ne ein eis

Magnum oder Stieleis?

Still can happen doesn't mean it's going to happen in one day calm down

banana sorbet ausm ninja creami

I slurped
But just a little

I have a short straddle expiring today I need it to crash right the fuck now

i LOST 20 DOLLARS DOING THIS; BUY ITM WHEN STRADDLING YA FOOL

Ich dacht erst..

was labert der?

Dann fiel mir ein:

Ninja ist ne Marke für Haushaltsgeräte.

no you dumb faggot im selling a straddle. im taking YOUR 20 dollars

I bought more xdte its trading ridiculously below the nav for apparently no reason

Is this the next TMF?

Anymore data or talking fed head today?

NO, YOU ARE GOING TO OWE YOUR BROKERAGE INFINITY DOLLARS WHEN YOUR STRADDLE GETS BTFO BY TRUMP

OH YEAH BABY

Why are trees getting talked about in /smg/ the day after i’ve realised I’ve got 30 fully grown ash trees that aren’t flowering and have probably died of ash dieback. Worse they can do is damage a sheep or a fence, might even sell them for woodburner fuel company if they come remove them.

10:00 AM Fed's Schmid Speech
10:00 AM Fed's Bowman Speech
10:30 AM EIA Natural Gas Inventory
12:00 PM Fed’s Goolsbee Speech
12:00 PM Fed’s Harker Speech
01:00 PM Results of $22B, 30-Year Bond Auction
02:00 PM Treasury Statement
04:30 PM Fed Balance Sheet

common stock owners have no entitlement to a businesses assets during liquidation so NAV isnt a great indicator
yes several
Its covered dumbass I went from +50% to +0% thanks to the rapist felon

oh no! yesterday was too green and that means today we have to have a sell off!!!

lmfao

yes. If you throw a dead cat into the stratosphere it will fall down eventually

Yes

SEETHE AND DILATE YOU MASS CONSUMING MENTALLY ILL FAGGOT

Damn. So we could recover OR go lower.

The market value also doesn't matter since actual contracts and their value determine the distributions not the rate retards are trading for it. Slurp the discount.

praying for the latter

BETTER CASH OUT OF YOUR PUTS SOON

if it doesnt pay divvies and other people have no obligation to pay more for what you paid for it you will have no return

Another chance for people who missed the dip to buy in.

30y bond auction at 1pm est

daddy needs a pair of new shoes

Xi would take a call from Trump if the phone rang - report

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Done slurping for today unless we really shart down lower later. Waiting to see what happens tomorrow.

inflation unexpectedly fell in March, with core CPI tumbling to a 4-year low

SELL SELL SELL

He's got lines waiting

This fund is bought for the divvies and those are calculated based on the nav the market value doesn't matter because it's not a thing you sell

SCREW YOUR SHOES, I NEED TO PAY OFF THE MOB

then by all means

based non cuck xi

a fucking 3% down day for literally no reason??? I mean....what???? I get profit taking but this is retarded. NOTHING HAS CHANGED FROM YESTERDAY

NOTHING HAS CHANGED FROM YESTERDAY

Exactly

No news nigger wassup

VOLATILITY BABY! JUST HOP IN THOSE OPTIONS AND ENJOY THE RIDE; JUST GET 3 WEEKS OUT AND YOU ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CASH OUT WITH PROFIT BY END OF WEEK

There was no reason to pump 9% on the news that the economy decimating tariffs have been... delayed. They're still going to 3-guys-1-hammer the economy, it happening 90 days from now shouldn't even have moved the market more than maybe 1%

Mag7 down

you see this post

a fucking 3% down day for literally no reason??? I mean....what???? I get profit taking but this is retarded. NOTHING HAS CHANGED FROM YESTERDAY

is why being a bobo is so cathartic. You will never, I repeat, NEVER see a mumu ask why we have face melting rallies but ask when there is a little profit taking. bobos are rational, mumus are not

Well some things have changed since yesterday. Europe paused their tariffs. And the CPI was amazing. Jobs report was right on target. Retardo market collapses tho.

Walmart is green. The one fucking stock I bought puts on yesterday.

Glad to see you've bounced back from suicidebaiting

At least you didn't write calls on Tuesday like I did.

nigga we had enough pumping yesterday for a whole month. average it out. that pump yesterday pays for itself, the macro-dip, and the good news today.

Theoretically nothing has changed from last week as the reciprocal tariffs never were in effect but the 10% which still goes on. Only a 90 day delay and hopes there will be no tariffs, while there is a tariff war between China and the US. AND with the delay there is uncertainty AGAIN for companies.

Will you order now with 10% tariffs or wait the 90 days and maybe there will be 0%?

im getting out of the market and smg soon. If I had a gun I would be dead already.

my folio is being art of dealed right now and i dun feel so gud

Gold up bigly. Silver almost looking precious.

I love cunny and willy equally

6% gain on a 20% drop after the reason for the drop was eliminated

Too much of a gain

You're a literal idiot

is the 20% drop in the room with us right now?

YTD retard tripfag

That hurts even me.

Don’t look at the oil computer or Fag 7.

bearmarket

actual trading in the SPX

You know which market is real and which not

SPY YTD

-10%

SPY YTD LOW

-15.5%

SPY YTD HIGH-TO-LOW (picking cherries)

-19%

pathetic permabulls dont realize how complacent they are to infinity retard pump gains

this is honestly a nothing burger until were below 510

nobody needed to know this
that goes for that poster who announces he likes big feet at every opportunity too

I was trying to recoup what I lost from writing puts earlier.

Man selling options with Trump in office is a bad idea.

Unless a bank collapses it won't go much lower.

Is it? I mean you've got some great volatility that can work in your favor. Just don't sell calls or puts at strikes you're not comfortable with.

volatiltiy makes options sellers eat shit

I do. It is critical trading information

not if you throw it fast enough

Welcome to the Golden Age

Not if it moves in your favor. You can buy back options way earlier than expected for a nice profit. I sold some CCs during yesterday's rip and they're currently eating shit.

We are gonna close above yesterday's highs.
That's just the way it is.

This has been stuck in my head for weeks
youtu.be/5wRM-t7wvF0?si=cMph2D1dUQtAQ3XK

does powell have something in store for us?
A Jeanna shrine?

Not if it moves in your favor.

yo it's my nigga the no news

Aight man. Good luck with your straddle or whatever

Want to fuck a random Chinese girl I’m buying something from on Neopets.. I’ll show her what tariffs really are.

you profit if things move in your favor

thanks for the deduction where would smg be without great minds such as yourself

Did you miss me?

please not cop and slop again

not really

Up? DOWN

wow

Boring

Just pointing out how retarded it is to say "volatility makes options sellers eat shit"

you guys remember that guy that would post a duck and say "i got fucked today and not in a good way"

When volatility is high you want to sell options. Like how fucking retarded are you niggers?

Gay

90 days

lol if that counts then the federal reserve needs to answer for insider trading since 2009 with infinite QE

Either got his account self destructed or is on biz.

Seriously, why are people on biz? It makes no sense. You get the same here without jannies being mad for nsfw as if people couldn't browse Anon Babble at work. The only reason I can think of is fear of their flag.

news?

The people on Anon Babble are leftists, cucks, or newfags.

Why is GameStop $26, why didn't it crash with the rest of the market?

Look at this chart

My quantum stocks are green, and they predict the future.

great, morning declined. now give a new low
shame im too pussy to hold my short

Pump or dump in 1 min, call it.

POOMP IT

+87 today, but had more losing trades than winners. tough to make a buck today i think, easy to get whacked. kinda wish i hadn't canceled my symphony plans now. but i will wait and watch and maybe get a chance to make good money today. feels like every time i try something they turn the market against me though, not feeling it today. account value down pretty substantially but i think most everyone is feeling that right now. selloff seems overdone but it just keeps going, until i try to buy the inverse etf... frustrated. wishing good morning to my crush. don't see her, maybe she's lurking. i miss you and want to fix things. i'm sorry i'm so embarassing sometimes. i'll stop now before i pour my heart out again but still adore you.

I dunno. Ask your fellow tripnigger wtf he's talking about, baggie

vix back to 40

you fell for the fake pump again mumu faggot

we go back to lows in 2 days max

Valve has made $100M from players opening Counter-Strike 2 cases last month alone

Why don't you own valve stock?

You are both actual fucking idiots and should not be in options. You want to sell options IMPLIED VOLATILITY is high, not actual volatility. Selling Covered calls are the worst strategy for a volatile market because a big move down leaves you holding bags and a big move up cucks your gains

Kek UBISOFT
Kek Stellantis

SILVER IS GOING UP

Fuck ubisoft lmao

Private company. The real question is why do gamers accept valve is hoarding all their money while the other 3 guys actually reinvest and make games.

Current chinese narratives on pol

acting as if trump has dropped the tariffs on china

then acting as if tariffs on china don't matter

then act like china won by making trump come to the negotiating table

meanwhile they're spamming threads about food security because chang is gonna see his food bill double

also some garbage about the chinese century. the sinophile whites are the worst, as they actively hate themselves. it's like being a weeb, but for a cancerous (literally, china has stomach cancer rates for 30-50's exploding rn) society of insects

Valve seems to be aware that they just need to do nothing and let their competitors kill themselves

they have made Anon Babble unusable, it's nothing but fake news bullshit spam.

Valve doesn’t make vidyas anymore and it helps when your ceo is not a Jewish corpo plant who’s directive is to (((maximize shareholder value)))

Gold, new ATH. Silver should follow...

It's over. Stocks are finished.

"Trump Tariffs On China Now Total 145%, White House Clarifies" - CNBC

Lel

It's real

GA0000121459

KEK XOM TRANNIES

Shit. Was it him?

THE HOUSE has passed the joint budget resolution.

216-214

Win for

@SpeakerJohnson
and Trump.

Now they need to craft a reconciliation package with 1.5T in cuts.

They have like 24hrs to get this done and republicans were not happy about tariffs. The reprieve may also have been to garner support in congress for the tax cuts

China literally in a worse trade war position than Japan before 1941

Lol, is the CCP really investing money in trolling this place? I find it hilarious but not hard to believe bevause there's billions of them. It's basically the JIDF and jeets vs chinks at this point.

Doing what?

Notice how quiet the general got.

It’s because all the mumu niggers killed themselves

God bless

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT! NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY ASSHOLES AND PAJEETS WITH YOU

Someone leaked the tariff pause on Monday, and insiders bought calls twenty minutes before the rally. Someone inside the White House knew and either traded it or told someone to

I disagree. Volatility does come down, and with it the so does the price of the options. That's when you cover your short options.

Guy who leaked the "90 days pause on tariffs" rumour on monday, I suppose.

Trump is constantly doing shady shit like this and barely anyone call it out because otherwise you're a seething liberal.

AAAAAAAAAAA

IM CUMMMMMING AAAAA OHHHH

I mean hes head of intelligence I thought, hes not supposed to be ATF director anyways

should have stuck with the nugt trade. that looks done with for now though. s&p below 5300, think that's where they want to pin it today though so maybe a chance to get bullish once they stop bleeding it, don't want to go short here. +100 but bought a share of komp. thinking of just animeposting for a bit, think the market makers just want to scam as aggressively as possible today.
youtube.com/watch?v=LtDi4jHBdkE

The crypto shitcoins scams by his family are egregious

kek he looks 10 years older than in his confirmation. What do the rothschilds do to these people? Do they suck their life force out in exchange for the comfy bureaucrat position?

They were going to shut down the ATF by folding it into the FBI and then cutting it out.

the other 3 guys

Epic, Microsoft, and Gog? Epic and Microsoft are niggerfaggots. Everyone does use Gog over Steam for old games.

He's still fbi director

THAT IS ONE HELL OF A PLAY! CONGRATS ON THE GAINS

Imagine if you shot yourself yesterday lmao

This doesn’t matter anymore. I can’t mentally handle this. I’m literally withdrawing all of my money and quitting. This is gambling

thank god I covered my pivot yesterday, I half expected this but I wanted to be ready to be in if the bull kept shooting up
sad I closed my shorts though but they still would have been red today

Miners up 4%, silver up only .4%.

pump in 2?

PUSSY; WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INTO SELLING OPTIONS

Robinhood is actually dog shit for options trading. Schwab’s think or swim looks pretty legit but they won’t let me trade spreads so I’m going to tap out for a while

all gains eliminated
EU paused tariffs
CPI was better than expectations
jobs were on target

youtu.be/VVnkymNX3m8?feature=shared

Thread died

Biden Lied

stock market died (in process)

This insider information seems to be about his truth social post. So they are saying a public post is insider information. Fun times we are living in.

because china
all he has to do is cuck on the china tariffs and then everything will shoot back
but its now just an ego game between the two biggest egos

THE YEAR 2025 CRIED

DXY 101

Why don't you guys like GameStop? They did really good these last couple of weeks considering the market's pullback.

It's more like call volume randomly spiked at 1:10pm and then 10 minutes later he announced the pause at 1:20pm

he made his tweet at 9:30 am volume for calls and buying didnt happen until just right before he made the pause announcement hours later

What’s this dump?

Why the fuck would so much stuff just instantly undo almost all of yesterday's gains??? Who are these people furiously buying something only to dump it like the world is ending the next morning? What??????

Blockbuster business model, and if I wanted bitcoin I'd invest into a bitcoin ETF or buy actual bitcoin.

the stock market was totally fine and rational before Trump

”25% yoy gains are normal, actually.”

there is nothing wrong with the economy outside of tariffs

104% tariffs on China and 10% globally isn’t that big of a deal

People pouring into SOXS and SQQQ and UVXY...........Why????? For what actual fucking reason?

I'm fine with it dumping, gives me another chance to buy cheapies when my paycheck goes through.

To increase sell volume

annnnd scammer get scammed

inb4 we close lower than we opened yesterday because clowns

we're still waay above yesterday's low so you have to wonder how much leverage the mumushits used buying the dip to be this heemed in less than 24hrs

This is how I look at it. It goes up, I make money. It goes down, I get more slurping opportunities.

Yes, Insider means that somebody from INSIDE gives out information. It's right IN THE WORD.

SOXL gains all gone

SPY not even half gone

SOXS not even half way to what it was yesterday at high

This is why 3x leveraged ETFs are trash.

kek when close -7% today dumbass retail got played like a fiddle

For what ACTUAL FUCKING REASON would people be jumping into TRIPLE LEVERAGED SHORT ETFS right now? Why would anyone be buying leveraged volatility RIGHT NOW?

All I eat now for snacks are clementines and popcorn. I cut out all the junk food. Tomorrow might be even funnier.

WHY ARE PEOPLE GAMBLING ON VOLATILITY IN THESE VOLATILE TIMES?!

leveraged volatility isnt a bad play right now. Nothing has fundamentally changed in the economy in the last 3 months. not sure duties are even being taken yet.

#yolo

They Yearn to be heem'd.

The actual reason for the volatility, tariffs, is literally gone. The market is acting like yesterday didn't even happen.

I’m at -7% today already jfc
just gonna hold it, fuck this. BRK.B will go back up.

Delet this

PROFIT TAKING; WAIT UNTIL THE NEWS AT 2PM.

tariffs are paused, not gone
china is still tariffed a gorillion percent
targeted tariffs are still in affect

get the fattest, BLACKEST fucking nigger baboon female for this

no its not. we still have tariffs you dumbass. 104% on china right fucking now and 10% on a lot of countries. Not to mention the rest have 90 days till nuclear annihilation. Plus, like, the economy wasnt good to begin with and the stock market was way over valued.

wtf is going on?

insiders scammed retail into buying their bags yesterday and now they're cashing out
the pause was just a work

Jesus fucking christ dude this whole crybabby selloff has been ten fucking weeks of the most absurd market behavior possible. Holy shit I cannot believe we undid yesterday.

PEOPLE ARE SAYING CHINA HAS DEPLOYED NAVY SHIPS THEY DECLARED WAR ON AMERICA GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

a certain tribe's tricks

LLY looks awful.

the fucking bottom is falling out jesus christ.

blew right through 525

Almost like Alex Jones was right about economic terrorism by the globalist elites

Fuck it, I'm short and I'll just hold. If I had done this the past 30 mins I'd have made more money, ffs. It's just a straight rugpull

Why the fuck would people be buying SQQQ hand over fist right now! It literally does not make sense!

22521974

nigger we are not even below 510.

they were doing blockade drills around taiwan literally last week so it's nothing new, and when I posted it on Anon Babble nobody fucking cared

I have heard that bear markets are known for face ripping rallies. I suppose this is one example of them.
what happens at 510?

you pick the bottom man

what happens at 510?

for me I make a lot of money. For everyone else, as long as you bought before the cheeto's truth you are still green.

VIDEOS SURFACING TANKS MOVING TO BEACH PERIMOTERS IT'S ACTUALLY REAL

They're retarded, so they can't help it.

I guess we drop until the next tweet, huh? the absolute state of markets today...

dude no ones buying this shit. the war would be so choregraphed you would see it a mile away. social media would blow up with chinese propaganda and anti-war rheotric befoe it happened.

nice. I piled into ford yesterday at $8.49 and am still feeling extremely smug, first time in my life I've ever bought so near the bottom
assuming there isn't a full retracement anyways.

so INTC is the new TSM?
also how am I supposed to believe you if you don't post an image of ron paul?

I mean like, doesn't it make you curious? At 11AM literally everything jumps off a fucking cliff but there's no obvious catalyst? So it's just people scaring themselves into giving up one of the biggest rallies in history? I'm so fucking tired of my net worth being affected by this shit, I wouldn't care if the reasons were actually legitimate

dude Im surprised its this bad lmao. there is no stopping this. im up bigly rn hope I dont eat shit

Woof.

Yeah, it sure fooled me. Yesterday's giant pump made me think "welp bear market over was fun while it lasted" until today showed up.

hes not wrong in that china has been deploying naval ships out towards that area, but they've been doing it for like a year now since the election stuff started so it's nothing new

WHERE ARE THE PINK WOJAKS ?

to hedge. dont care whatever way the market goes, with this kind of schizophrenic market you can just hold until it goes green on both sides.

tariffs are the catalyst not the cause. market needed a correction and the economy wasnt in the best shape to begin with.

today might be the first day we hit the breakers

there will be atleast 3 months more of the volatility
get used to it

new bread

Okay this is starting to freak me out. There isn’t even a real reason for this to be happening but it’s huge. Things had better recover over the next week, I’m going to hit a new all-time low

my bearish positions aren't moving

my bullish position is getting rekt

it's over

I had a dream I all in'd 30 year TBills at a 10% yield. Woke up and I had creamed my sweats.