/smg/ - Stock Market General

Futes smelling bad again edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

IN *claps* THIS *claps* HOUSE *claps*

WE *claps* SELL *claps* BONDS! *clap* *clap* *clap*

N

trust the plan
two more two more weeks

Yields lookin really fucked right now.

We are heading into some hyperinflationary depression era soon?

With inflation do you think it's possible we see 3 more weeks?

Still no buying.

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4.63%

AHAHAHA WE ARE FUCKED

Somehow the markets will recover and bond yields will collapse for no reason at all. The FED won't stop.

Also inflation is heating up but no one is noticing it yet. Source just trust me it is.

If we go any lower than that retard pump on Tuesday we'll probably get a capitulation.

i think you're onto something
it's always two more weeks because of inflation
once we hit deflation the vaccines activate and everyone dies

the 90 day tariff pause is longer than Trump has officially been in office

Reminder that all this could have been avoided if Trump didn't decide NOW was the time to declare TotalTradeDeath.

trump has been in office for over 4 yaers tho

Federal judge allows the Trump administration to require everyone in the U.S. illegally to register with the federal government

Trump about to BTFO Reagan with illegal amnesty

Yeah but Trump isn't running the country this time, ChatGPT is making all of the decisions.

I wonder if all of this is happening because Softbank is insolvent. That would be pretty apocalyptic for tech if it were true.

that would explain literally everything

go back to sleep Joe

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What do you mean? This is his second term in office

Bad sell off tomorrow..

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ummm ackshually

yup yup, you're going on the ignore list

four more years

WE HAD A GOOD THING
WE HAD A THING
AND IT
WAS GOOD

4.70%

BUT YOU JUST HAD TO GO
AND BLOW IT ALL UP
YOU AND YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR EGO

WHY HAVE I BEEN GETTING SPAM PHONE CALLS ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS WEEK???? IVE HAD THE SAME PHONE NUMBER SINCE 2005 BUT NOW JASON FROM THE APPROVAL DEPARTMENT WANTS TO GIVE ME AN 88 THOUSAND DOLLAR LOAN

Softbank is insolvent

pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew that would be game over

Where are you getting this? Its 4.47

Yeah so I accidentally did write 4.7 instead of 4.47, but my point still stands

noice they call me every day, always from a different number in a different state. I'm starting to get tempted to redeem

I've been getting 3-4 calls a day now up from 1-2 a week ago. They want more slurp joose.

You fuckers don't even know what a bond is; don't ie.

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wtf bros that's suspicious did Anon Babble leak our phone numbers to loan sharks?

Yeah different number, same automated voicemail. I was a bit jealous a few years ago because I never got the car warranty or irs scam calls but now these niggers have been calling several times a day all week.

Yes I do. Well you see a bond is....well it's a complicated thing... it's actually an exchange of.....REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU!!!

Honestly past Connery I've never bothered with the series.

when the hedge fund posts bond they can get out of jail free and resume their illegal short selling which tanks the market. The bond number go up means more hedge funds are walking the streets free attacking the stocks with ladders and shit

I get like 2 calls a day, always same area code but different numbers so I can't block it. Pretty sure its dead air when I infrequently pick up.

youtube.com/watch?v=m97WlpsuU74
Official smg anthem

Former hedge fund manager and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent — the White House’s main conduit to beleaguered financial markets — is now at the helm, with populist Peter Navarro relegated to the sidelines and Wall Street punching bag Howard Lutnick recast into the role of “bad cop,” according to three people close to the White House, granted anonymity to speak frankly about internal dynamics.

The diminished roles of Lutnick, the Commerce secretary who for weeks had been the administration’s point person for foreign leaders on tariffs, and Navarro, Trump’s trade adviser, reflect this week’s turmoil over Trump’s trade policy and a shift toward the “fair trade” policies Bessent has been advocating. One of the people, who is close to both Trump and Navarro, said the trade hawk still has the ear of the president, adding that Trump respects Navarro’s aggressive populism but that “doesn’t mean he’s at the center of it.” A second person said the White House believes it can leverage Lutnick’s difficult personality in negotiations.

Two of the people added that Elon Musk, who has been vocally advocating against the president’s tariff regime, has not been a factor in the discussions or that his name had not been mentioned to them.

The personnel shuffle comes amid a tug-of-war in the White House between the “fair trade” and protectionist camps, with Trump on Wednesday levying, and then pausing, a hefty regime of tariffs on dozens of countries he said had long “ripped off” the United States. The White House is now trying to chart a path forward as it navigates dozens of individual trade deals with countries in just a couple of months — and grapples with the fallout from 10 percent levies against every country in the world and a massive trade war with China that still threatens to send the United States into a recession.

lol

Coziest smg in ages.
Thanks guys.
Here's to history in the making.

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Anon Babblesmg/ is alive but filled with Anon Babbleeddit and Anon Babblecels

Anon Babblesmg/ STILL has the canadianwho who early bakes

depressing
elon hinted at that iirc

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Stuff I already knew anyway. You don’t need a journalist to tell you who’s in charge. Navarro should just be let go.

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actually that video game is called james pond sir

Elon hinted at that

Oh shit really?
Well then.
I guess...this is it.

1pbtid

of course

btc flat

gold mooning

dxy dying

Is it wild to think btc will have a go at the rotation?

it was some tweet and he was seething at altman

Yeah once the pause came through it was obvious Bessent had gotten to Trump
His bonds are still heemed however.

Good vibes.
You know I'm thinking about opening a business in East Asia. Can't share the idea here, but do you think its still worth living over there?

I like the faggot Huguenot. I’m sure he’ll just take over for Powell. It’s what he wants anyway.

Gold chads stay winning

4.87%

OOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK

im american how would i know

5% is when I hit the bunker

Because you listen to weeb music so you must know a lot about that shit

They hated Navarro because he spoke the truth.

Pay up beaners

>Anon Babblesmg/ is alive but filled with Anon Babbleeddit and Anon Babblecels

It's unusable. Where did those people come from. 2020 wasn't like this

You guys realize that the ONLY way to save the financial system from complete disaster is:

no change in tariffs from one year ago

immediate negotiations with China

never let Trump post about the economy again

So what are the odds of any of this happening?

Maybe
Highly doubt it

You ever put your finger in your butt thinking it will smell like roses when you pull it out?

No news nigger is going to go wild tomorrow..

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there was no saving the financial system
It is lies built upon confidence in more lies
debt built upon more debt
all of it has to go eventually

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What odds do you give on Powell getting the axe?

Zero lol, he has too many enablers and his voter base are too happy to cut off their nose to spite the face

That would be apocalyptic

This was was always bound to happen and I've heard people saying it since at least the GFC. Even if Trump didn't do it you'd have someone else maybe four years later ending up in the situation through another series of events. At some point circumstances and built in issues with the dollar reserve system, US global standing, its debt levels, its inflated stock market, etc. would all conspire to undermine faith in the system that eventually reaches terminal levels.

youtu.be/7Yiq4ocwQJs

Thatll be his excuse. I think he knows deep down we need to go back to sound money.

Same...I got like 20 yesterday

way this dumb nigger negotiates he'll give texas back to mexico

CIA agents drawing straws as we speak.

China's economy is already shaky, and pooh bear's health is very poor. They'll hold out for a while, but they'll bend the knee soon enough.

Anon Babblesmg is barely active after the Great Lobotamization

april fools event

Anon Babblek/shills discover other boards

trump drama happens

fuckton of people return to Anon Babblesmg (including me because the canadian faggot crippled Anon Babblesmg)

political tourists turn it into a shitslinging contest because reasons.

it's basically /ptg/ vs discord shill groups and it's ridiculous.
there's no saving it, trump has no one to tardwrangle him in anymore.

The entire fiat reserve system is genuinely something which if it appeared as an emergent mechanic in a paradox game would be assumed to be a bug in how satellite/vassal state discontent is calculated if the entire world didn't instantly rebel against you for trying to impose it.

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Save

Nah, let the whole system burn to the ground, its been pozzed since the 1990's.

It’s hard to break an addiction to cheap goods.

Look at that epic cup and handle. Silver might see one this year as well.

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getting close to crashing out here
bought alot of short term stuff on leveraged ETFs
best by far
i think there's a good chance MST_ is gone next week

Only a swede

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4.48

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4.50 is the magic number.
You'll start to see people shitting themselves on bloomberg.

Tomorrow is going to be another shitshow isn't it

4.486

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Kek I just played Cruelty Squad for the first time yesterday. Great game despite ugly visuals.

apparently poor people buy/steal certain things from dollar tree to sell on the internet. probably especially cheap pharmaceuticals baby diapers or something. its never been more obvious the money printers are needed mr jerome quick save the country sir.

It’s got a certain charm. Psycho Patrol R, the sort of sequel, has come out and is promising but still quite early and buggy

can't build high speed rail to transport goods across the country due to a certain demographic

can't build logistics and other infrastructures due to a certain demographic

now can't even do anything in a timely manner due to bureaucracy

build everything in China and ship to the US because they make it much cheaper and faster at 90% quality

now can't produce a single fucking thing

No, we need to bring manufacturing back to the US by nuking relationship with our allies and our cheap slave labor.

everyone start dumping bonds and stocks

the average retard newbie "investors" bought the top, then the dips, then go bankrupt due to leverage

due to pressure from billionaires he's gonna fold and nothing get done

it's all so tiresome.

The Safeway around me started locking up detergent because apparently there's a crime ring which steals it.

How do I look at bonds in thinkorswim

tell me about the number
why is it bad when it go up?

This thread seems much nicer than the Anon Babble version.

kek that doesnt happen in first world countries

It’s not filled with yuro Anon Babbletards

My walmart started doing that sometime last year when the viral videos of niggers topping off the containers with more detergent. Babby formula is locked up too now

Based AiC enjoyer.

here in Canada at my Costco they don't even lock some 200 CAD wireless headphone on the shelves. what kind of shit hole are you living in? who the fuck steal detergent? the value to effort is probably one of the worst for stealing.

I told you, a crime ring, you esl retard.

what kind of crime ring steal detergent? are you lying? at least make it credible retard

let me guess the crime rings ethnicity
asian women?

If it’s an organized gang, they can make for the margins with sheer volume. The mexican gangs seem a lot more savvy and organized than blacks

today at the grocery store automatic checkout, for the first time on the screen it had a video feed of me checking out from above - it didn't exist a week ago
I do think that petty theft is rapidly increasing, from my own subjective experience - that people can't afford basics

I have no idea what kind of hominid does such a thing, but apparently the reasoning is that it's shelf stable and people need it.

a crime ring

They all work for convenience stores who hire them to steal from other stores so they can sell in their own.

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dollar is collapsing

yields are spiking

swap spreads are blowing out

vix is locked at 50

gold is going parabolic

I'm not sure people realize just how bad things are under the hood. Forget about stupid stocks going down, the financial system is literally on the brink of breaking. Hold onto your butts because we may see some crazy shit this Friday.

I don't believe there are morons who are retarded enough to organize a crime ring just to steal detergent. selling at volume is annoying and you can risk getting stuck with stolen inventory. he has to be making it up.

PPT has yields pretty stable and slurpers aren't scared yet

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I hadn't realised they were a problem. Useful info.

Nobody calling anyone reddit AND you have goth party videos. Clearly the superior thread.

This is also possible. Fuckin jeets. The spics selling WIC/SNAP ingredient burritos are bad enough.

I went to a whole foods couple days ago I have been going to for like 15 years in a pretty nice area. I saw a security guard at the exit for the first time

lol my stockies went down again

That's because we keep plebbitors out

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Is that the three gorges dam kek

Those are fun. Wait till the AI thinks your wallet is you putting merchandise in your pocket. Fucked up ground level intel in here boys.

Anon Babble and Anon Babble tourists get filtered so actual economic discussion occurs here. ideally we bake at 140-150 images but there's this canadian who always bakes early.

Another classy pic btw

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the amount of theft that is going on right now is crazy - eg.Target earnings reports talking about $1.3 billion in shoplifting
there is an organized crime element in that people do it in groups - and then there are massive fencing operations / open markets for practically every good
nypost.com/2023/05/17/target-may-lose-500m-from-theft-and-organized-crime/
and as evidenced from the earnings from stores that tend to the poorest people (eg. dollar tree) that the poor have been particularly hit hard by this recession and inflation; maxed out credit cards on gasoline and groceries
it is no surprise that people are desperate and are increasing petty theft, in combination with stores all converting to automatic checkout to avoid paying someone to work a register

Can I call Trump the cheeto guy?

Yeah, you've got a nice slow board here. You can just migrate at the image limit.

The question is then: when do we run out of track for this train, so to speak.

People already think I'm stealing. The cameras are my witnesses that I paid.

Yeah, you've got a nice slow board here.

outside of this general is shit

Can I call Trump the cheeto guy?

it will attract 80iq redditors and /ptg/fags.

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Shoplifting is just the early innings of desperation

4.54%

hahaha
how can you even say anything

am I an idiot for not just taking my groceries? the whole investing in greater society thing by participating honestly doesn't seem to be working out

When someone comes a long and does something stupid like a 100% tax on a bunch of stuff I'd guess.

Man why is everyone a baseball nerd in here? It sucks because >my team is such ass I don't even want to say which one.

will attract 80iq redditors and /ptg/fags.

Fuck those guys. Cheeto can go sit in the cuck chair and watch Justin fuck his wife.

Bonds status?

Other countries eat their leaders.

what does a liquidity collapse even mean?
no byers?

Redeeming

This can’t be real

Yeah, the economy will explode and gold is going to 4000

I always thought it was hilarious that liberals are trying to pick apart trump but forget that for 4 years they had a literal vegetable as their president. Democrats don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing trump. They tried to have him assassinated like 8 times and he survived all of them because he is god's chosen president.

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Don't see how it could be, he's seem pretty clear the economy is indeed exploding.

youtu.be/4cia_v4vxfE

ES
IST
ZEIT
FÜR CRASH

just got some del taco, tostadas are still on the menu, still very cheap, thanks to immigrant labor. guacamole prices have gotten out of hand though, i blame the tariffs. think tomorrow will be a rather normal trading day, should be a nice reprieve after the last four wild ones. everyone freaking out about futures down practically nothing, within today's trading range... chill folks. bond yields are oddly high but i'm no expert on that, we just got great inflation numbers so i don't think it has anything to do with that. sure is making the thread fast though, too fast for my liking. feeling real broken up about some things, but that's the way life goes. my trading efforts are paying off nicely, +2600 on the year now, absolutely thrilled with those results and hoping to keep adding steadily. just reiterating i think tomorrow will be a tame day on the market, think the bottom is in and we tested some important levels and covered a lot of ground today, and we closed off the lows but within the range of the first 3 hours. think tomorrow we can climb steadily and feel good going into the weekend, especially if ppi is good the way cpi was. going to the gym tonight and feeling strong, really think this is the night i accomplish 170 bench x 3, it's my last lift day with my mom for a long while so i very much hope i do it.
also maybe chill with the 1-line nonsense posting? makes for a lame thread. and it doesn't hurt to add an anime girl to your post either.
thanks for reminding me, gonna go watch some. see you guys later.

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When people see big risks they are reluctant to engage in any sort of money lending without a big premium.
You can see this in the huge negative move in the 30 year swap spread. All the big players see very large risks ahead. If it gets bad enough liquidity dries up in the system which leads to insane volatility and margin calls and hedge funds blowing up and lots of bad things

Right now all market indicators point to extreme risk aversion not seen since 2008. People are positioning for something terrible to happen.

also maybe chill with the 1-line nonsense posting?

no

god's chosen

Oy vey

Yeah, forced selling to cover leverage calls, and no buyers, spirals out of control as prices collapse. Or that's my uneducated understanding at least.

so i shouldn't be buying?

Reminder this guy "miraculously" escaped 9/11 by not being in the office at the time because he just so happened to be dropping his son off on that day. Some guys have all the luck heh

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I yesterday lent Romania 3k. I trust in your repaying me.

Well, that story at least has a reason officially. "First day of Kindergarten". If that is true, it would be and understandable reason for him to be there this specific day as lucky it may seem.

>it's real

it's over

god's chosen

you had me until here

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also maybe chill with the 1-line nonsense posting

Want to read my blog post?

Is there ever a scenario where bond yield going up creates a feedback loop?

Ironically, total war economy.

Looking forward to another 15-20% drop from here.. Women keep buying stock.

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I HAD A GOOD HOME BUT I LEFT

LEFT

RIGHT

LEFT

Lending gypsies anything

That money is as good as gone kraut

i JUST KEEP BUYING OTM HEDGES THAT KEEP TURNING 30 DOLLARS INTO A FEW HUNDRED; WHICH THEN GET TURNED INTO A FEW THOUSAND; WHICH I THEN CASH OUT AND PURCHASE SILVER AND GOLD! THEN I REPEAT THE PROCESS WITH ANOTHER 30ISH DOLLARS

thank mr waits

How many of your stocks painted inside bars today?
We are going up bigly tomorrow.

Hell yeah I found the Tom Waits people. Apparently there was a split in smg or some shit. Been on sabbatical for a while.

So anyway total economic collapse is nigh and your sister's gonna have to suck dick for a loaf of bread.
youtube.com/watch?v=V9ZOhgl0GoQ&ab_channel=TomWaits

Yeah, probably worth watching out for. A crisis of confidence can be enough. It's what did for Liz Truss. She presented an uncosted budget that nobody believed in and the markets reacted negatively and that just made the budget look even more unrealistic. The Bank of England had to step in and eventually her own party got rid of her to end the madness.

Based optimistic poster frend

give recruiter my resume

they want me to sign up and re-enter all the information on their special third party recruitment site

tell them to fuck off because I'm not wasting my time, either they have a job right now for me to do or no go

they send me a reply seething and calling me an asshole

I'm so tired of these whores.

Inflation is down and spamming muh inflation won't change that.

I'll be honest I haven't checked my portfolio in a few weeks. A lot of my positions were up bigly and I sold a little bit, but I was not expecting this violent of a dumpening. Hopefully I still have some green in there, otherwise I guess I'll baghold for a long time.

They do think they’re gods.

Gods of time (wasting)

Should I take Greece instead?

I've got lots of long lower wicks on my candles today, which means futures get a head start once the market resets.

they don't know it's Tom Waits starring as Tommy the cat on Primus's classic

youtube.com/watch?v=36nr7f203HU

God
If I had bought TQQQ when Trump told me to buy I woulda been up 40% in a day.

No actually I did know that :)

why dont i just invest in nigeria?

It's a trap, he is trying to trick people into listening to his every word and following him on twitter don't fall for it

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I wanted to invest in African markets a long time ago since they were so cheap but I was too young and poor at the time.

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investing in 6 billion niggers

why dont u?

OK you know what? I can tolerate a lot of problematic posts here, but antisemitism isn't one of them. I'm out of here. I'm going back to Anon Babble they are way more tolerant over there anyway and the jannies do their job,
#HateHasNoPlaceHere

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Middle income trapped. Failed federal state. It would require establishment of special economic zones designed for investors to run like fiefdoms

Why not Gabon?

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That wasn't Antisemitic. You're Antisemitic. And probably Hamas. Apologise for Hitler right now or I'll get the Family Guy writers to do jokes about you.

I bought, sold, and repurchased SOXL.
Feels good.

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I haven't seen a single thank you in this general the entire day.

Anyway, the full moon is on Saturday. I thought you should know.

nick fuentes' 1488 episode is monday. You do NOT wanna miss this!

DXY below 100

i didn't think it was going below 98 yesterday

Thank your for creating the chaos that will eventually make us rich. And thank you got your ongoing support for Israel and never asking them for thanks. You're a real mensch.

I'm about to doordash some taco bell. What should I order?

I don't care what streamfags say. Like, at all.

April 10 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump suggested on Thursday that farmers will be able to petition the federal government to retain some farmworkers in the U.S. illegally, provided the workers leave the country and return with legal status.

Trump's comments during his Cabinet meeting are, though vague, the most detail the administration has provided on the fate of the nation's farmworkers without legal status - who make up half the farm sector's workforce - under his plan for mass deportations.

When reality hits

if they have the nacho fries w/ cheese sauce that is a classic. dont forget a large baja blast with light ice.

you want the 7 dollar meal deal, a cheesy bean and rice burrito and lots of fire packets

the nation's farmworkers without legal status - who make up HALF the farm sector's workforce

what a fucking joke of a country. literal open border. I bet even your breads smell like tacos.

what a fucking joke of a country.

checked

Do you have Orangina in America? You should get that. It's like Fanta if Fanta was made with fruit juice instead of artificial flavouring and corn syrup.

He wants the farmers to admit to employing illegals and for the illegals to deport themselves but come back legally? This all sounds very strange and like a trick.

You should definitely not do that. You should go to the grocery store and spend 25% of the amount for far better food.

The West is saved

Cramer has been right 3 times this week.. everything comes in threes.

That’s actually a real thing…. People from foreign countries are allowed to come here on a work visa to work the farms. It’s literally like a slavery system because the farmers have to pay for their transportation from the border to their farms and they have to pay for their housing during the planting/harvest season. Yes it’s literally slave like conditions because the farmers build “living quarters” for the workers to live in and they work 12 hour shifts and are given meals that the workers are charged for the food they eat and it’s usually the most awful cafeteria/prison food you can imagine…. However they work those 4-6 months in awful conditions they go home and live like kings which is why they sign up. Imagine if you had free transportation and someone to live free in Italy and you were paid $200 euros an hour for 12 hours a day for 6 months in less than desirable conditions, would you do it?

spend 10-15 driving to grocery store

have to dodge a mine field of niggers and beaners

spend 30 minutes buying all your shit

10-15 back

carrying and unpacking your shit load of groceries inside the home (bonus points if you dont live on the ground floor)

spend an hour cooking and cleaning

Its called fast food for a reason

bull bros we are so fucking back

Please use those inverse powers and save the world Cramer!

No, he's right but i'm drunk and definitely won't drive because of it zoomer

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Gold price shoots to $20,000 by mid 2025 kek

I have never ordered door dash and I cook 6 times a week. This is why your generation fucked and will be toppled.

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90's sisters...

Powell is gonna have to do an emergency rate hike.

For England, James?

No...

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So anyway total economic collapse is nigh and your sister's gonna have to suck dick for a loaf of bread.

They don't call us sister market general for nothing. When the markets down and your portfolio implodes, you can always make love to your sister. Blood is thicker than VIX futures as they say in West Virginia.

playing CSGO

team dropped the ball and all the cunts died but I didn't realize it

get killed

some woman sarcastically says "good job"

Why are there "girls" in my games now and why are they just as cunty as everywhere else. In fact, why don't american women just fucking kill themselves if they can only be cunts in every social situation.

Fuck, imagine if he pulled a reverse Volker.

wtfffff

Wake me up when it hits 10% lol

Vidya was gentrified. I can’t even say nig ger on tf2 without getting vote kicked. Ten years ago players would never

No, he's a cuck. Just like Trump is a cuck. We're a cuck nation led by cucks.

Games are for fags and women. Have been since mid 2010’s. Niggers and women!

You guys realize that the ONLY way to save the financial system from complete disaster is

this shit was always a timebomb and was never salvageable, the modus operandi has been to kick the can down the road forever until it gets so bad that it destroys everything

I wouldn't even fuck those shovel teeth hoes

realistically whats the world gonna do if we just declare bankruptcy and start a new country?
art of the deal and all that

Spend $25 to have a meth head bring you $2 worth of food.

Genius plan you have there.

won't happen, it'll be a critical juncture that either results in the creation of an e-dollar, world war 3, or both
TPTB will NEVER allow a debt jubilee of any kind

CSGO late night is based though people hate niggers a lot there.

WTFWT

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I have money, you don't. You are waiting for your parents to die so you can inherit their wealth. You zoomers are basically chewing gum on the bottom of the shoes of society. That's fine, but until they day comes shut the fuck up and take your medicine. There is a new sabrina carpenter skin on fortnite. Go focus on that and let the adults handle business here zoom zoom.

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Dude is Japan or China selling US treasuries by the billions or something? The fuck is making 10 year and 30 year rise so damn fast???

why not? wouldn't be the first time a country defaulted on their debt and the tech bros are on board to switch to a btc standard plus who's going to declare ww3 on the US? lol

japan dumping us treasuries is what made trump cuck apparently

probably china
this is a trade war afterall, and they've now seen evidence that dumping bonds scares the shit out of the current admin because it fucks their plan

Less trade, less need to hold dollars.

Fear mongering and politisperging aside. Should I buy thirty years in my taxable account? Seems like a decent opportunity

I milked the cow to death and this makes me better because I have the milk and you don’t

Destroying White America is not a flex boomer. Now if you will excuse me I have another episode of severance to watch while I WFM

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you've got it backwards, US will start a war with Iran to kick the can down the road (again)

Just imagine if Japan and China were to sell off 500 billion in a week, oh the humanity lmao

The White House, through Steve Miran, has put forward a defense of tariffs rooted in economic theory. At its core is the claim that the dollar’s reserve currency status is not a privilege but a burden

countries stop using dollar instead of paying for the privilege

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its just gonna be straight up no trade frankly
145 vs 84 is way the fuck too high for either side, sources will be sought elsewhere even at markup at least temporarily

ok how is steamrolling another middle east shithole equivalent to ww3?

Oh fuggg 10 year at 4.6%

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I'm new here, why are we pretending that something is happening?

iran might do be havin dem nukes
also oil going boom boom affects errybody

because nothing ever happens

We're all experts in the bond market now. Sit down, listen, and learn

Iran will fold and we can send Israel to take care of of Iran… Taiwan is more important due to economic stability. Glad I’m turning 38 this year and cannot be drafted because Asia is primed for spreading the seeds of democracy.

I mean technically if the feds drop rates to zero liquidity would drain from the equity market and Institutions would buy up every fucking bond with yield.
Correct, tariffs were too aggressive too quickly.

if this all leads to iran nuking jerusalem then i will kneel and pay respect to trump-sama's 4d chess

Bro we're so bored you have no idea.

You know back in september and october every day my portfolio would just be up, and only fucked up in november. But I sold early and went into bad trades because I was afraid I would lose the gains I had (I did anyway). Something I realized since then, since I was looking forward to the future instead of regretting the past, is that there are a lot worse things than simply losing unrealized gains, quite literally merely unlocking the key to mad massive gains by being patient and letting the market and one good trade carry you uphill instead of shitting your pants like a pussy AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why didn't I go short 2 weeks ago.

but doesnt the yield go down the more bonds are bought? didnt we expect this with all the 2020 helicopter money going straight into the stock market? it was supposed to trickle down but now we need to force it out

The US government debt is the asset that backs the entire financial system. Take it out and basically every country default on their debts as well, financial markets would just implode, global trade would cease, it'd be impossible to get a loan, all money would become worthless, and so on. It'd be the economic/financial version full scale nuclear exchange between all countries during the peak of the cold war.

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No this would be the SVB mark to market crisis x100 because any new bond auctions would skyrocket in yields because there would be no new buyers

MSPR

futures flat again
just frickin figure urself out dude

When I lived in the Bay, almost every single convenience store had the baby products, bath products, hygiene products, and all detergent of any kind locked up. Only ones that didn't were smaller, more expensive local stores. SF is a beautiful city and the negative press is literal propaganda but there are indeed people stealing stuff not just to survive but to sell on the street corner in the Mission.

provided the workers leave the country and return with legal status

Kek, aka they won't. Immigration takes years. Fuck any company that hires spics or jeets anyways

don't worry my tardation analsissy says were about to dump again

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Equity futures don’t really matter until 6am east coast US time… The bond market is the one to watch

hey don't you see, having the industries sucked out of your country is a good thing because some banks do well

if you don't, your economy will collapse!

How will it collapse? Will our farms and factories we still have vanish? All our guns? Housing? How do we not benefit, then, from 100 milion brown immigrants being marched back to their own countries? Does our navy that rules the seas disappear? Our mineral and natural resources?

No one can explain how the average person benefits from the transfer of wealth to the third wold in exchange for jewish bankers making 30% APR off of the loans they give out to all the debtgoyslaves.

immigration doesnt take years retard
these niggers literally walk over the border and companies hire them and send them to the local non profit that fast tracks them to a green card in less than 3 months

these faggots throw the SPX 100 points down and up in AH. They must be loving Trump

No one can explain how the average person benefits

send industries to third world for cheap labour, means cheaper products means more consooooming, strong USD, q/q profits go brrrrrrr

This post was make from my iPhone

Chinese hands typed this post on a chinese hands assembled Iphone

*but designed in California

Tomorrow morning or close dump and I’ll start to buy again..

Will our farms and factories we still have vanish?

They're going bankrupt had.

All our guns?

You can have them.

Housing?

More expensive due to lumber tariffs.

How do we not benefit, then, from 100 milion brown immigrants being marched back to their own countries?

No more slaves to work those farms, accelerating their bankruptcy.

Does our navy that rules the seas disappear?

Pentagon is going to take out even more social services to fund the military.

Our mineral and natural resources?

China literally owns 80% of rate earth minerals and starting up on your side is going to take years of setup and not to mention the reason why china has a monopoly on them is because actually digging them up is incredibly dirty and polluting to the surroundings.

german man, dont be jealous of the american consumer. you make your post on a 2018 android. please buy our exports, its good for your economy.

I think it's a bit newer. It's a Cubot C30, original chinese.

How does the Iphone actually contribute to the welfare of the American people though, besides wanting a shiny thing?

So how does australia exist when you have less of literally everything I listed.

german man

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China literally owns 80% of rate earth minerals and starting up on your side is going to take years of setup and not to mention the reason why china has a monopoly on them is because actually digging them up is incredibly dirty and polluting to the surroundings.

Also this is a lie, you exposed yourself as a chinese person. How is it you guys exist and just lie all the time with your 1 inch dick?

Australia is a chinese colony

super!

How does the Iphone actually contribute to the welfare of the American

ask apple, ask Mr buffeett

literal statistics is lying

country which is a desert with some mines that has no reason to exist is "actually more profitable"

Wait, let me laugh harder.

It's always these meme places lacking actual water to justify their existence with nothing that act like they're indispensable and can only post lies and shit. "you can't just use your natural resources because it would be, ummm, hard!".

Isn't living in Australia retarded expensive because of how much they have to import?

yo

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they're still unable to answer, in real terms, why the USA cannot with its hundreds of millions, oil, water, nuclear power and all the other things you need to have a country not simply have a country

they make shit up about "going bankrupt" when they're literally small countries or island countries or deserts with no actual reason to exist whose budgets are propped up by US excess

kid just go back to your video games

Isn't obvious? The real reason is that it would cause some jewish billionaires to lose money

love me vidya, simple as.

I have been gone for some time...
What happened to Anon Babble /smg/ and why is their entire thread about orange man bad.
When did they get taken over?
Where is scoops?
Where is baggot?

jew seething because he's straight up wrong and can't cope with it

All gone, Anon Babble bots shitting up the board after email verification. I miss the meltup guy, dividend anon and the pltr bear that wrote a book allegedly.

a big economic shakeup is happening primarily caused by a very polarizing political administration, truly what could be causing tourists from reddit and Anon Babble to rush to the board that's about business and money making i guess we'll never know
rhetorical questions a VERY gay

scoops committed suicide after another SOXL blunder
baggot is in john rockers closet
tariffs on redditors priced them out of their site into biz

the virgin kid with no job lecturing everybody else that the US can actually just do self-sustained isolationism is a pretty good indicator we're very far from the bottom

rate my setup

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I haven't been to the cuckthread that has no flags or porn in a while, but tl;dr niggers and jews.

scoops goes on shitposting sprees here every couple days or so. he's probably choking a hooker tonight or something. baggot lost a bet about baseball against rocker and had to rename himself Giant Loser.

bro i'm 42 i'm not a kid anymore

You'v been gone for a year.

German engineering using a bunch of useless shit that nobody can understand…. No wonder your cars are fucking dogshit 3/10

my broker just gave me options permissions

ah okay so it was after the email thing

i was the steven cohen schizo/ xerxes bobo guy if anyone remembers that. haven't been back in a while but i just went on there and its absolutely awful.

if that wall mounted thing is a tv instead of a monitor I would upgrade to something larger, but other than that, enough screens/10 for sure

you actually need multiple monitors for trading. the censoring of the walls and the mouse pad make me cautious though.

schwab? if so, based

asian PANICANS are selling everything right now
mumu thought he got away

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whenever the Asians dump we pump though?

new bread. also good night /smg/

Yes he’s a Bloomberg terminal using faggot and needs his 32 inch tv up above his trading screens to monitor world events

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Yeah, it's a TV. Doesn't work anymore due to changes in cable (by the state). Tried connecting it via HDMI + DPadapter to the PC but it doesn't work either. Could be the cable, could be the TV. Also does not work via Laptop and VGA (on the right), but better than HDMI as it at least flickers weirdly and the Laptop recognizes another screen as the Laptop Windows Interface changes when you connect both, which did not happen with HDMI and PC. Wanted to see if I want to buy a 32 inch monitor, but since this shit doesn't work I'm as knowledgable as before, not at all.

The mount unfortunately is stiff. Can't be lowered, only right and left and towards you.

going to go out on a limb and tell you I am currently using a television for a monitor connected to my gpu via hdmi although I had to navigate some settings to turn everything nonpurple/green
It doesn't work if I use the motherboard hdmi port instead. Has to be the GPU

you love to see it.

Bitcoin and futes are up doe